Well, the party has gotten some things in order and has made some arrangements and plans to attack Court City in full and not as a half-assed rescue mission because of a brain worm. Speaking of brain worms, the party just kinda shrugged their shoulders and forgot about that whole "Infernius going insane and running off" bit. Hmmm. Oh well. But anyway, everyone's got some ideas and plans to put in motion. Its too bad that Port Barry is currently surrounded one 4 fronts,... that's going to complicate things.
Welcome back to the Game thread, there's over 3 dozen of 'em by now, so pardon me if I skip the introductory formalities. If you want to join, or perhaps just join in on the shitposting cuz bored, feel free. I'm working on a metric to allow new players to get in without having to go through the process of full-on mapping out a character.
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>>39131
"GUNS! GIVE ME YOUR GUNS!" she screams as she turns toward you. "FEINSTEIN WILL HAVE YOUR GUNS!" she says, still eating poo.
"GUNS! GIVE ME YOUR GUNS!" she screams as she turns toward you. "FEINSTEIN WILL HAVE YOUR GUNS!" she says, still eating poo.
Dianne Feinstein is a shrivelled husk of a human, clearly undead. She's eating poo 'cuz it amuses GM for her to do so, so she is. Infernius is not yet in melee range, but has a moment to decide what to do next (range weapons, spells, or close distance).
Meanwhile, a voice speaks into the mind of Torcuil and Trollestia.
"You must pass the pyramid in order to find out what is inside it"
"You must pass the pyramid in order to find out what is inside it"
>>39129
Pfft! Concealment only increases the chance of a miss by 20% to 50%. She ain't a Rogue, so there's no special danger. The only way to disperse the cloud anyways is to use Tracy's sword's gust feature, and Tracy's faggot is more interested in making attack types that don't exist than using his equipment wisely.
What's the alternative to wading in? Prance around it while RBG spams insta-kill spells at us until we fail our saving throws?
Pfft! Concealment only increases the chance of a miss by 20% to 50%. She ain't a Rogue, so there's no special danger. The only way to disperse the cloud anyways is to use Tracy's sword's gust feature, and Tracy's faggot is more interested in making attack types that don't exist than using his equipment wisely.
What's the alternative to wading in? Prance around it while RBG spams insta-kill spells at us until we fail our saving throws?
>>39136
It... It finally happened. Infernius finally rolled a Natural 20 in a situation that wasn't Torcuil's attack of opportunity against him. AND THEN HE ROLLED A SECOND ONE!
I haven't seen anything this glorious since I rolled a 20 on pinning Tracy and another 20 on a >rape roll
It... It finally happened. Infernius finally rolled a Natural 20 in a situation that wasn't Torcuil's attack of opportunity against him. AND THEN HE ROLLED A SECOND ONE!
I haven't seen anything this glorious since I rolled a 20 on pinning Tracy and another 20 on a >rape roll
I'm not GOING to do that, but if I were to preserve those rolls (which I really wanna), that means Feinstein gets first move, and you can guess from how RBG started what's coming next.
[3d20 = 36]
>>39135
I thought she was using Darkness, not smoke.
May as well start off by trying to blow the old lady away with Gust of Wind then.
The chain dances, so rolling for its attacks, attempting to knock her off the broom.
>>39135
I thought she was using Darkness, not smoke.
May as well start off by trying to blow the old lady away with Gust of Wind then.
The chain dances, so rolling for its attacks, attempting to knock her off the broom.
Oh! It misses! It whisks by his face, but fails to make contact!
Okay now Infernius can gets to murder,... which with the critical modifiers of his being a flaming-burst sword ON TOP of the basic crit stats for the sword its self, I don't need to roll.
>>39147
Y? Then he might be dead
Okay now Infernius can gets to murder,... which with the critical modifiers of his being a flaming-burst sword ON TOP of the basic crit stats for the sword its self, I don't need to roll.
>>39147
Y? Then he might be dead
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>>39148
Lol
Can I make a full Attack? Tracy's faggot is making a full attack
Full Attack:
Smite Evil, Slash, Slash, Slash
Lol
Can I make a full Attack? Tracy's faggot is making a full attack
Full Attack:
Smite Evil, Slash, Slash, Slash
>>39151
Well fuck you too dice
His modifiers should be +16 base (-5 each subsequent attack) +5 strength +7 Vanderiem on Evil and +4 charisma modifier on the first attack for +32 on the first roll, +23 the second, +
That would be
36
38
24
17
Well fuck you too dice
His modifiers should be +16 base (-5 each subsequent attack) +5 strength +7 Vanderiem on Evil and +4 charisma modifier on the first attack for +32 on the first roll, +23 the second, +
That would be
36
38
24
17
>>39146
>all these 20s, fug
She's not actually flying on the broom-handle, she's holding it so to give ppl something to look at and is otherwise floating on air. The first attack lands, but the 1 voids any further attacks via the fumble, which if it wasn't a semi-animate weapon would cause a disarm. We'll just write it off as a "fail of further attacks".
>>39153
Yes, ty
>>39154
Spirited charge 'eh? You sure you don't want to re-think that? This is not an opponent that you want to stay out of range of.
>all these 20s, fug
She's not actually flying on the broom-handle, she's holding it so to give ppl something to look at and is otherwise floating on air. The first attack lands, but the 1 voids any further attacks via the fumble, which if it wasn't a semi-animate weapon would cause a disarm. We'll just write it off as a "fail of further attacks".
>>39153
Yes, ty
>>39154
Spirited charge 'eh? You sure you don't want to re-think that? This is not an opponent that you want to stay out of range of.
>>39152
Don't knock her off the broom. That's not even her on the broom. That's a human face on top of the broom as a distraction which you are falling for for some reason. The actual RBG is hiding in the cloud. Start striking the cloud to kill her, or clear her cover. Just kill her in as few rounds as possible so we don't get insta-killed
Don't knock her off the broom. That's not even her on the broom. That's a human face on top of the broom as a distraction which you are falling for for some reason. The actual RBG is hiding in the cloud. Start striking the cloud to kill her, or clear her cover. Just kill her in as few rounds as possible so we don't get insta-killed
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>>39155
I just want to get close enough to use my sword. That is all I have ever wanted. I would prefer to get right next to her and slash until she's dead, but whatever the circumstances give me I will take
I just want to get close enough to use my sword. That is all I have ever wanted. I would prefer to get right next to her and slash until she's dead, but whatever the circumstances give me I will take
>>39158
As the beam narrowly misses Infernius' face, he charges forward, igniting his greatsword and splaying light all around the otherwise dark and decrepit sewers, and casting full light on Feinstein. She looks ebil and sinister, even beyond that she's a lich (she is BTW), her skin drawn tight and pale from age and wear. Her jaw gapes as he rushes forward, neatly cleaving most of her neck (causing her head to lop to the side awkwardly, though still partially connected) and cutting through her abdomen, effectively disemboweling her of her putrid and decayed internals, which are already largely full of poo. The third attack doesn't land unfortunately, and though not quite dead, she's quite fugged up and since her throat is cut she can't speak.
As the beam narrowly misses Infernius' face, he charges forward, igniting his greatsword and splaying light all around the otherwise dark and decrepit sewers, and casting full light on Feinstein. She looks ebil and sinister, even beyond that she's a lich (she is BTW), her skin drawn tight and pale from age and wear. Her jaw gapes as he rushes forward, neatly cleaving most of her neck (causing her head to lop to the side awkwardly, though still partially connected) and cutting through her abdomen, effectively disemboweling her of her putrid and decayed internals, which are already largely full of poo. The third attack doesn't land unfortunately, and though not quite dead, she's quite fugged up and since her throat is cut she can't speak.
>>39153
By those rolls, 3 of the attacks land, including the initial smite ebil. Gawd, I'm gonna have to do some excel charts for all this shit.
By those rolls, 3 of the attacks land, including the initial smite ebil. Gawd, I'm gonna have to do some excel charts for all this shit.
[2d20 = 19]
>>39160
She attempts to speak, but only gurgles poo from her throat, as she attempts to claw at Infernius with both hands.
>>39160
She attempts to speak, but only gurgles poo from her throat, as she attempts to claw at Infernius with both hands.
[3d10 = 18]
You have Vanderiem listed as a 1d10 weapon, Trumpaladin's strength modifier is 5x1.5=7.5, and the smite evil hit adds +16 damage to that attack
I love the mathematized combat system. It's my favorite thing about the d&d system. If you want to outsource the math to me, I'll take it
rolling for Vanderiem's damage
You have Vanderiem listed as a 1d10 weapon, Trumpaladin's strength modifier is 5x1.5=7.5, and the smite evil hit adds +16 damage to that attack
I love the mathematized combat system. It's my favorite thing about the d&d system. If you want to outsource the math to me, I'll take it
rolling for Vanderiem's damage
see 'ya
>>39151
>Not using Vanderiem's Feathfall special ability to make an additional attack in the same round
>Not making a melee touch attack, and then blowing RBG away with 96 HP of damage from Paladin's lay of hands while the Eagle's Splendor is active
Um... My excuse is that I'm saving them for the stronger enemies we'll encounter later...
>Not using Vanderiem's Feathfall special ability to make an additional attack in the same round
>Not making a melee touch attack, and then blowing RBG away with 96 HP of damage from Paladin's lay of hands while the Eagle's Splendor is active
Um... My excuse is that I'm saving them for the stronger enemies we'll encounter later...
>>39163
>math is his favorite part
Okay then.. Good for you, I guess.
Tracy goes for a full Round melee with her cane-sword, intent of chopping the old judge to pieces.
Her chain continues to strike its designated target, tormenting Ruth with relentless attacks.
Tracy's weapons could use names later on. I'll think of some.
>math is his favorite part
Okay then.. Good for you, I guess.
Tracy goes for a full Round melee with her cane-sword, intent of chopping the old judge to pieces.
Her chain continues to strike its designated target, tormenting Ruth with relentless attacks.
Tracy's weapons could use names later on. I'll think of some.
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