Well, the party has gotten some things in order and has made some arrangements and plans to attack Court City in full and not as a half-assed rescue mission because of a brain worm. Speaking of brain worms, the party just kinda shrugged their shoulders and forgot about that whole "Infernius going insane and running off" bit. Hmmm. Oh well. But anyway, everyone's got some ideas and plans to put in motion. Its too bad that Port Barry is currently surrounded one 4 fronts,... that's going to complicate things.
Welcome back to the Game thread, there's over 3 dozen of 'em by now, so pardon me if I skip the introductory formalities. If you want to join, or perhaps just join in on the shitposting cuz bored, feel free. I'm working on a metric to allow new players to get in without having to go through the process of full-on mapping out a character.
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>>38235Yeah fuck your haxxor. No free astral projection whatever as a racial feature
>>38237>haxxIt's all within the rules.
>>38237For the record, I get many keks whenever you start on about that,....
There will be nerfing tho
>>38236What's wrong with Torcuil's polymorph?
>>38240It's not permanent, and it doesn't grant extraordinary or spell-like abilities.
It might be cheaper if he just wants to be Aryan for a day though.
>>38245Skididle, skidoodle
Your dick is now a noodle
>>38245Wait until the battle is over.
>>38241Poor Torcuil
*pets wizard*
>>38239It triggers me
>>38242Would it do what he wants?
>>38247Wh-what kind of nerfing..?
>>38250>Would it do what he wants?Would what do what who wants?
>>38252Soft,... foam,... and acceptable for children,....
No, I really don't know. I just said it so that if randomly I decide to nerf anyone I can say "I warned you".
>>38257>willingly refuses to wear epic arms and belt if strength>wants to give up racial bonus to strength>says he's afraid of being nerfedInfernius, are you being a bitch right now? Because last I checked, unless you are a bitch, you can't be nerfed
>>38256I forgot to bitch about the free flying and etherealness haxx abilities while in the Rabbit
Oh well... I'll bitch next time
>>38257"You shush, and put the belt and the arms on. Dammit."
Thez likes it rough.
>>38192But seriously... wtf? With enough of a Spellcraft DC, you can turn a bug into a Force Dragon.. That's ridiculous.
An epic level Wizard can do literally anything...
>Range: 300 ftOh come on.
>>38261>wearing the belt and arms for ThezDianne Fienstien is the woman he ought to be wearing those uber items for, not Thez
>>38264Funny that you mention Feinstein,....
>>38262You can even Transform the subject into specific individuals.
You could turn a rock into another Kefka.
>>38266>>38261"you put on one of those costumes i bought for you"
>>38268>puts on the Raven one."IDK what you're thinking, this wouldn't be any use except for a particularly whorish spell-caster,...."
>>38267Oh THAT'S a great idea o_o
>>38269"me think it look good om you"
*grapples*
>>38268Thez would make a great Wendy's girl, desu.>>38270I don't see any exclusion for unique creatures either...
Can it really be developed turn a creature into a Tarrasque? Will a spellcraft DC high enough? I actually hope I'm reading this wrong..
>>38271*cough* a leftist Senator lich is attacking the city by infiltrating the sewers *cough*
>>38273Doesn't matter, we're in a meta time-lapse.
"~Flashy, I'm ~bored."
*snuggles brutally*
>>38272Don't encourage him
>>38273I guess I did spoil her being the sewer
blich then,....
>>38272this!
>>38273she can wait.
>>38271*binds with rope then ties hair to it*
>>38274*sighs*
*nibbles horsey ear*
"Uh... I got you a stick. I heard bitches like sticks"
*gives stick*
>>38278*takes stick*
"Thanks. I love sticks."
*lands to snuggle more effectively*
>passing zombies are turned/rebuked by the insufferable gushy-pink aura [1d20 = 3]>>38281>bitches love sticks confirmed>>38282"Shut ur gob maggot! Even with only two legs, I can still drop you in a moment flat!"
Unless a 1, Infernius is dropped Thez, hand bound behind her, still stands triumphantly in Raven cosplay.
"You were saying?"
>>38281*dismounts Horsey*
*turns undead in the immediate vicinity*Kisses horsey and rubs fur*
"You want to be truly
ridden, don't you my beloved mount?"