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Lotsa Nuts
Anonymous
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No.38130
Well, the party has gotten some things in order and has made some arrangements and plans to attack Court City in full and not as a half-assed rescue mission because of a brain worm. Speaking of brain worms, the party just kinda shrugged their shoulders and forgot about that whole "Infernius going insane and running off" bit. Hmmm. Oh well. But anyway, everyone's got some ideas and plans to put in motion. Its too bad that Port Barry is currently surrounded one 4 fronts,... that's going to complicate things.

Welcome back to the Game thread, there's over 3 dozen of 'em by now, so pardon me if I skip the introductory formalities. If you want to join, or perhaps just join in on the shitposting cuz bored, feel free. I'm working on a metric to allow new players to get in without having to go through the process of full-on mapping out a character.
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No.38972
>>38971
reeeeee
Mrs. Sentry
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No.38973
38974
Alright, I gotta sleep now.
Goodnight faggots.
Anonymous
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No.38974
38975
>>38973
'Night
Anonymous
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No.38975
38976 38978
>>38974
GM, how long would it take, and what would it take, to provide medium fortification (equivalent of a +3AC enchantment or 9000 GP) to an armor piece?
Mrs. Sentry
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No.38976
38977
>>38975
>"Must.. stop..shitposting..!"
1 day per 1000 gp.
Anonymous
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No.38977
38979
>>38976
Can I get it cheaper for Fae?

pls
Anonymous
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No.38978
38980
>>38968
As to this point, that's because Thez is a personality first and a set of abilities, skills, feats, and haxx, second. I'm not being critical by that, and I'm not saying she doesn't use her abilities (of course she does), but she uses her abilities when conversation/dialogue, interaction, etc. won't work and she must be sure of the outcome.

Though, she did spend several centuries not getting her way. That did make her more amicable.
>>38975
Just a base magical enchantment? The fastest way would be Magical Vestment followed by Permanency; 3 rounds.
Mrs. Sentry
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No.38979
38983 38985
>>38977
>Custom barding made to fit a specific exotic mount
>Cheaper
Anon..
Idk though. There could be some way. Her natural armor is already pretty good though.
Mrs. Sentry
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No.38980
38984
>>38978
Magical Vestment can be made permanent?
Mrs. Sentry
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No.38982
38984
>>38981
... Can't that be cast on bareskin though? Does it still apply then?
Anonymous
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No.38983
>>38979
The magical cost is the same regardless of size

>>38979
Um... Is there a way that isn't so insanely expensive in xp?
Anonymous
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No.38984
>>38980
I'll elaborate in a second
>>38982
No, it has to be cast on 'something'.

The rules list 'several' spells that can be made permanent, and having gone through them all, I found that the spells that are able to be made so are generally all abjurations. It seems silly that one can make Magic Fang permanent and not Magic Vestment, so I'll allow it. In fact, if it makes a certain degree of sense, I'll throw the book out (hence why Thez can still airwalk Xp)
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No.38985
>>38979
She's got great AC. But fortification is an enchantment that greatly reduces or even eliminates the chance of a critical hit or a sneak attack dealing the extra damage associated with those kinds of attacks. I would get it for Trumpaladin if he had an open armor slot
Anonymous
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No.38987
38988
>>38918
>killing glimmer
Give me one good reason not to summon her to fight after the zombie bullshit is over.
>>38929
I legit can barely upload photos, most of the time I can't
>>38961
Torc turns Ethereal

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Anonymous
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No.38988
>>38987
>summon Glimmer
Oh, please try.
Mrs. Sentry
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No.38989
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*wakes up*
Good morning faggots.
Anonymous
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No.38990
>>38989
Good morning
https://youtu.be/s-_MVrViO-8

Don't forget to give the main board some love today. We had a good day yesterday and we just might make the 100,000 before New Years
Mrs. Sentry
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No.38991
38992
>>38773
>>38936
Anonymous
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No.38992
38993 38994
>>38991
Well, the smite its self is a damage bonus on specifically aligned creatures, but if the creature's damage reduction exceeds the damage dealt - even with the extra damage - then no.
>urge to shitpost intensifies
Anonymous
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No.38993
38999 39002
>>38992
Can we end this zombie problem today?
Anonymous
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No.38994
38995 39002
>>38992
Vanderiem's bonus relative to evil aligned creatures (or at least infernals) is +7. Is Vanderiem "epic" relative to evil creatures for the purpose of overcoming damage reduction?
Mrs. Sentry
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No.38995
38997
>>38994
I know he at least counts as a magick weapon and an good-aligned weapon.
Reminder that Paladins can apply those affects to any weapon the wield with the Magick Weapon and Bless Weapon spell. They're meant to overcome damage reduction of monsters, when you don't already have a magick/good weapon at your disposal.
Mrs. Sentry
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No.38996
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>>38916
I went ahead and recolored it just because you asked.
>Infernius came to repose souls and chew his cud, and he's all out of cud!
Anonymous
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No.38997
38998
>>38995
But the problem is that spells like Holy Sword don't stack on top of the sword's enchantment bonus. So I gain very little from these spells (the 2d6 damage might be worth it, but I only have 1 4th level spell and Death Ward is pretty awesome)

>Bless weapon spell
If there's no way or it isn't worth enchanting Fae's teeth magic fang and permanency (xp cost is yuge) I can just use those spells on her. Good idea
Mrs. Sentry
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No.38998
39004
>>38997
I'm just reminding you, in case you ever managed to drop him again. Paladins' weapon-enhancement spells are mostly for bypassing Damage Reduction of fiends and other monsters.
Anonymous
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No.38999
>>38993
true
Anonymous
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No.39000
39001 39002 39003
Reminder that if all these others are getting more animal companions, I need a young adult (or adult) female Silver Dragon as a cohort
Anonymous
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No.39001
39002 39004
>>39000
I'm sure Trumpaladin means "consort"
Anonymous
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No.39002
39005
>>38993
I sure hope so
>>38994
You know, its funny you ask. I see all sorts of entries in the SRDs that talk about epic weapons and such, but I've never found a definitive description as to what makes a weapon "epic".
>>39000
Who's getting more?
>>39001
kek
Mrs. Sentry
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No.39003
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>>39000
>animal companions
Only Rangers and Druids get those.
You can train as many animals as you have time for though. I'd suggest putting more ranks into Handle Animal in the future then.
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No.39004
39009
>>38998
Sugoito is itself a pretty powerful sword, so I should be (mostly) be okay if that happens. I think. But using these spells on other people's weapons? Now that's something I think I should start trying

>>39001
Kek
Anonymous
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No.39005
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>>39002
They keep wanting to train entire animal armies to fight for them

The Wiki said an "epic" pretty much any item, but weapons specifically, are those enchanted to +6 or greater

>>39003
I mean your army of oversized animals
Anonymous
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No.39006
When Trump trys to train Tracy's birds: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=UGm-DTbctSM
Skip to 0:40
Anonymous
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No.39007
>>39005
That's kind of what I'm finding, leading me to conclude that someone didn't think things through. I mean, per that definition yes Vandereim is epic v. ebil, and likewise Sugoito is epic at breaking shit. Having said, there are other entries, specifically pertaining to magic weapons that expressly state that a weapon can't have an enhancement bonus of more than +5, nor can it have a combined enhancement and ability bonus (there's a table) beyond +10. The listings (here for example - https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/SRD:Magic_Weapons#Epic_Weapons ) suggest that somewhere along the way someone(s) at D&D HQ said "Nah fuck that, lets make 'em bigger anyway!" which goes a long way to explaining why ppl have said 3.5 is broken.
Anonymous
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I mean by this listing, a +30 sword is possible, which is just ass-fucking-retarded desu
Mrs. Sentry
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No.39009
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>>39004
I was thinking of forging a Shatterspike for Tracy as well. Blackguards have all of the spells and feats to craft them, and disarming your enemy by smashing their favorite weapon is such a BBEG tier move.
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No.39011
39014
>>39009
Indeed. It was precisely for that reason that Thez intentionally fugged up Sugoito's creation. It was going to be the most ebin (not counting shit like the list above) Vorpal Sword evar. There's a story behind it, but yeah breaking the opponent's shit is a quick way to make them impotent for all intents and purposes.
Mrs. Sentry
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No.39012
39013
>>39008
Do intelligent items get will saves against Magick?
Anonymous
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No.39013
39014
>>39012
Be more specific. "Magic" is a broad term
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No.39014
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>>39011
Especially when your enemy is no match for you in unarmed combat.
>>39013
Bless Weapon and Corrupt Weapon make the affected weapon good/ebil. Corrupt weapon says:
>The weapon also becomes evil, which means it can bypass the damage reduction of certain creatures. (This effect overrides and suppresses any other alignment the weapon might have.)
If Tracy pics up a Good aligned weapon that doesn't like her, could she just make it her bitch for a few minutes with that spell? The spell says no saving throw.
I was going to experiment by torturing Vaderiem for a couple seconds, but I didn't want to get b&.
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No.39015
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>>39014
>Implying Tracy is any match for Vanderiem
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>>39015
Tracy is the Queen of Edges. All edged weapons are her bitches.
Anonymous
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No.39017
39018
>>39016
Vanderiem is an Ancient Artifact that is intelligent and Scottish. And the Scotts don't take kindly to those who think they can just make them their "bitch" so easily. The only reason Vanderiem even lets Trumpaladin use him (most of the time) is because there are no other Paladins. Tracy would get her ass beat
Mrs. Sentry
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No.39018
39021
>>39017
Want to try it out?
Anonymous
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No.39019
>>39016
Reminder that Vanderiem said "fuck you" to Trumpaladin when he tried to use him to defend Tracy
Anonymous
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No.39021
>>39018
Do you?
Anonymous
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No.39022
39031
>>39014
"Crap, she's onto me"
>And lo, Tracy did discover the main secret to how Thez has survived so long. She learned that trick 1v1 against a Nightwalker.
THe overcoming damage reduction bit relates to how all damage reduction is X/(w/e); x being the reduction, and w/e being the thing that overcomes it. Most infernals have something like 10/good.
I see your point on saving throws, and in that case I would give the weapon a saving throw since its diametrically opposed to Tracy to begin with.
Anonymous
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No.39023
39024
... that's also why the broom-swords were a pair of short-swords instead of one greatsword
Mrs. Sentry
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No.39024
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>>39023
What are those blades made of, btw? Tracy has the pieces.
>implied former intelligence
F
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No.39025
>>39010
Fuck off