Well, the party has gotten some things in order and has made some arrangements and plans to attack Court City in full and not as a half-assed rescue mission because of a brain worm. Speaking of brain worms, the party just kinda shrugged their shoulders and forgot about that whole "Infernius going insane and running off" bit. Hmmm. Oh well. But anyway, everyone's got some ideas and plans to put in motion. Its too bad that Port Barry is currently surrounded one 4 fronts,... that's going to complicate things.
Welcome back to the Game thread, there's over 3 dozen of 'em by now, so pardon me if I skip the introductory formalities. If you want to join, or perhaps just join in on the shitposting cuz bored, feel free. I'm working on a metric to allow new players to get in without having to go through the process of full-on mapping out a character.
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Alright, I gotta sleep now.
Goodnight faggots.
>>38974GM, how long would it take, and what would it take, to provide medium fortification (equivalent of a +3AC enchantment or 9000 GP) to an armor piece?
>>38976Can I get it cheaper for Fae?
pls >>38968As to this point, that's because Thez is a personality
first and a set of abilities, skills, feats, and haxx,
second. I'm not being critical by that, and I'm not saying she doesn't use her abilities (of course she does), but she uses her abilities when conversation/dialogue, interaction, etc.
won't work
and she must be sure of the outcome.
Though, she did spend several centuries not getting her way. That did make her more amicable.
>>38975Just a base magical enchantment? The
fastest way would be Magical Vestment followed by Permanency; 3 rounds.
>>38977>Custom barding made to fit a specific exotic mount>CheaperAnon..
Idk though. There could be some way. Her natural armor is already pretty good though.
>>38978Magical Vestment can be made permanent?
>>38981
... Can't that be cast on bareskin though? Does it still apply then?
>>38979The magical cost is the same regardless of size
>>38979Um... Is there a way that isn't so insanely expensive in xp?
>>38980I'll elaborate in a second
>>38982No, it has to be cast on 'something'.
The rules list 'several' spells that can be made permanent, and having gone through them all, I found that the spells that are able to be made so are generally all abjurations. It seems silly that one can make Magic Fang permanent and not Magic Vestment, so I'll allow it. In fact, if it makes a certain degree of sense, I'll throw the book out (hence why Thez can still airwalk Xp)
>>38979She's got great AC. But fortification is an enchantment that greatly reduces or even eliminates the chance of a critical hit or a sneak attack dealing the extra damage associated with those kinds of attacks. I would get it for Trumpaladin if he had an open armor slot
>>38918>killing glimmerGive me one good reason not to summon her to fight after the zombie bullshit is over.
>>38929I legit can barely upload photos, most of the time I can't
>>38961Torc turns EtherealUSER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST *wakes up*
Good morning faggots.
>>38989Good morning
https://youtu.be/s-_MVrViO-8Don't forget to give the main board some love today. We had a good day yesterday and we just might make the 100,000 before New Years
>>38991Well, the smite its self is a damage bonus on specifically aligned creatures, but if the creature's damage reduction exceeds the damage dealt - even with the extra damage - then no.
>urge to shitpost intensifies >>38992Can we end this zombie problem today?
>>38992Vanderiem's bonus relative to evil aligned creatures (or at least infernals) is +7. Is Vanderiem "epic" relative to evil creatures for the purpose of overcoming damage reduction?
>>38994I know he at least counts as a magick weapon and an good-aligned weapon.
Reminder that Paladins can apply those affects to any weapon the wield with the Magick Weapon and Bless Weapon spell. They're meant to overcome damage reduction of monsters, when you don't already have a magick/good weapon at your disposal.
>>38916I went ahead and recolored it just because you asked.
>Infernius came to repose souls and chew his cud, and he's all out of cud! >>38995But the problem is that spells like Holy Sword don't stack on top of the sword's enchantment bonus. So I gain very little from these spells (the 2d6 damage might be worth it, but I only have 1 4th level spell and Death Ward is pretty awesome)
>Bless weapon spellIf there's no way or it isn't worth enchanting Fae's teeth magic fang and permanency (xp cost is yuge) I can just use those spells on her. Good idea
>>38997I'm just reminding you, in case you ever managed to drop him again. Paladins' weapon-enhancement spells are mostly for bypassing Damage Reduction of fiends and other monsters.
Reminder that if all these others are getting more animal companions, I need a young adult (or adult) female Silver Dragon as a cohort
>>38993I sure hope so
>>38994You know, its funny you ask. I see all sorts of entries in the SRDs that talk about epic weapons and such, but I've never found a definitive description as to what makes a weapon "epic".
>>39000Who's getting more?
>>39001kek
>>39000>animal companionsOnly Rangers and Druids get those.
You can train as many animals as you have time for though. I'd suggest putting more ranks into Handle Animal in the future then.
>>38998Sugoito is itself a pretty powerful sword, so I should be (mostly) be okay if that happens. I think. But using these spells on
other people's weapons? Now that's something I think I should start trying
>>39001Kek
>>39002They keep wanting to train entire animal armies to fight for them
The Wiki said an "epic" pretty much any item, but weapons specifically, are those enchanted to +6 or greater
>>39003I mean your army of oversized animals
When Trump trys to train Tracy's birds:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=UGm-DTbctSMSkip to 0:40>>39005That's kind of what I'm finding, leading me to conclude that someone didn't think things through. I mean, per that definition yes Vandereim is epic v. ebil, and likewise Sugoito is epic at breaking shit. Having said, there are other entries, specifically pertaining to magic weapons that expressly state that a weapon can't have an enhancement bonus of more than +5, nor can it have a combined enhancement and ability bonus (there's a table) beyond +10. The listings (here for example -
https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/SRD:Magic_Weapons#Epic_Weapons ) suggest that somewhere along the way someone(s) at D&D HQ said "Nah fuck that, lets make 'em bigger anyway!" which goes a long way to explaining why ppl have said 3.5 is broken.
I mean by this listing, a +30 sword is possible, which is just ass-fucking-retarded desu
>>39004I was thinking of forging a Shatterspike for Tracy as well. Blackguards have all of the spells and feats to craft them, and disarming your enemy by smashing their favorite weapon is such a BBEG tier move.
>>39009Indeed. It was precisely for that reason that Thez intentionally fugged up Sugoito's creation. It was
going to be the most ebin (
not counting shit like the list above) Vorpal Sword evar. There's a story behind it, but yeah breaking the opponent's shit is a quick way to make them impotent for all intents and purposes.
>>39008Do intelligent items get will saves against Magick?
>>39012Be more specific. "Magic" is a broad term
>>39011Especially when your enemy is no match for you in unarmed combat.
>>39013Bless Weapon and Corrupt Weapon make the affected weapon good/ebil. Corrupt weapon says:
>The weapon also becomes evil, which means it can bypass the damage reduction of certain creatures. (This effect overrides and suppresses any other alignment the weapon might have.)If Tracy pics up a Good aligned weapon that doesn't like her, could she just make it her bitch for a few minutes with that spell? The spell says no saving throw.
I was going to experiment by torturing Vaderiem for a couple seconds, but I didn't want to get b&.
>>39015Tracy is the Queen of Edges. All edged weapons are her bitches.
>>39016Vanderiem is an Ancient Artifact that is intelligent and Scottish. And the Scotts don't take kindly to those who think they can just make them their "bitch" so easily. The only reason Vanderiem even lets Trumpaladin use him (most of the time) is because there are no other Paladins. Tracy would get her ass beat
>>39016Reminder that Vanderiem said "fuck you" to Trumpaladin when he tried to use him to defend Tracy
>>39014"Crap, she's onto me"
>And lo, Tracy did discover the main secret to how Thez has survived so long. She learned that trick 1v1 against a Nightwalker.THe overcoming damage reduction bit relates to how all damage reduction is X/(w/e); x being the reduction, and w/e being the thing that overcomes it. Most infernals have something like 10/good.
I see your point on saving throws, and in that case I would give the weapon a saving throw since its diametrically opposed to Tracy to begin with.
... that's also why the broom-swords were a pair of short-swords instead of one greatsword
>>39023What are those blades made of, btw? Tracy has the pieces.
>implied former intelligenceF