Well, the party has gotten some things in order and has made some arrangements and plans to attack Court City in full and not as a half-assed rescue mission because of a brain worm. Speaking of brain worms, the party just kinda shrugged their shoulders and forgot about that whole "Infernius going insane and running off" bit. Hmmm. Oh well. But anyway, everyone's got some ideas and plans to put in motion. Its too bad that Port Barry is currently surrounded one 4 fronts,... that's going to complicate things.
Welcome back to the Game thread, there's over 3 dozen of 'em by now, so pardon me if I skip the introductory formalities. If you want to join, or perhaps just join in on the shitposting cuz bored, feel free. I'm working on a metric to allow new players to get in without having to go through the process of full-on mapping out a character.
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>>39024Not formerly intelligent, but it used to be a Longtooth Daikatana, that was Thez' prized weapon until she found herself wandering through limbo. Its essentially Damascus, but forged with the longtooth (2nd edition) properties of being able to expand in size in the hands of a dwarf (1/2 dwarf still applies) and cut through stone.
>>39026Dwarfs, unlike elves, do not have any special note that half bloods are racially Dwarfs for such purposes. There is no "dwarven blood" note. Thez is racially an elf
>Elven Blood: For all effects related to race, a half-elf is considered an elf >>39028Thez pony is cute. She looks like Veronica the Communist pony, but pony is still a great look for her
>>39029For authenticity, it should be a long french braid, but I can't even get gradient-shade eyes to work right so,....
>>39022>I would give the weapon a saving throwAlright, what's the will save for an intelligent item then? And what's the DC for Corrupt Weapon (it says no save)? Or are their saves just a 1d20 roll, since they don't have levels?
It's nice being able to bitch-slap any unwilling weapon into submission though. Corrupt Weapon is the one unique spell Blackguards have. It's better than Align Weapon or Unholy Strike (not really) in that regard, because it (and bless weapon) is the only spell/effect that's can ignore and override a weapons alignment.
>>39029>>39028Recolor the eyes to blue. Yellow is Veronika's eye-color.
>>39031>blueI know that, but I just said I can't get gradient shade eyes to work right
>savesCorrupt weapon was written wrt non-intelligent, non-aligned weapons. It was not written to allow you to make intelligent and aligned weapons your bitch It gets a saving throw. e_e
>>39032>It was not written to allow you to make intelligent and aligned weapons your bitchThan can I intimidate them with Cause Fear or Doom, to make them more likely to fail the save?
>>39033You're not letting this go are you e_e
Nice edit tho. How do u blend shades?
>>39036TOP KEK
>>39035I wasn't planning it to be
>>39032>>39031By the way, I looked it up, and Tracy couldn't claim Etherealness from having a Nightmare as an "Alternative form" because the creature undergoing the alternative form retains its special qualities of the original form, but does not gain the special qualities of the new form. She also could not use flaming hooves or smoke, since these are supernatural attacks, and a creature with an alternative form retains the supernatural attacks of its original form, but does not gain the supernatural attacks of the new form
>The creature retains the special qualities of its original form. It does not gain any special qualities of its new form.>The creature retains the spell-like abilities and supernatural attacks of its old form (except for breath weapons and gaze attacks). It does not gain the spell-like abilities or attacks of its new form.http://www.d20srd.org/srd/specialAbilities.htm#alternateForm>>39035Every day is meta day
>>39036Good afternoon
>>39036M-morning?
The fuck?
>>39037Well then lets bitch slap some zombies
>>39034>not letting this goI just want to try it out some time.. No lowly knife says 'no' to Tracy Cage.
>How do u blend shades?I do all my edits with:
https://pixlr.com/editor/I used the color replace tool to edit the eye-color.
new pic is just after desaturating some of that excess orange.
>>39041I'll have to experiment with that. I do my edits in Paint and Gimp, but that only goes so far (with my skill level)
>>39042>Paint and GimpWish I could use those. They don't work on this computer..
>>39044wft I want to cum inside Thez now
>>39045>>39046infernuis will eat you faggots.
>>39047That's the danger of having a pony waifu. They are vulnerable to being stolen
>>39045>>39046Thez pony is not fo,... I can't even type that with a straight face.
>>39039RIght, this. Uhm, gimme like a 1/2 hour to get everything squared away
>>39050We have to play? Okay....
Trumpaladin remounts the Demon Horse
>>39047>bovines are herbavoirs>>39050Kek
>>39049Looks like my waifu was stolen by...
Fucking Flash Sentry...
I don't like this game
>>39052Shit. Trumpaladin may have to cum inside Tracy again before they can kill Ginsberg
>>39053Seriously though, why is there no iwtciaf pic?
>>39057
>who was her first romantic interest
She's had some before. They're just dead now.
>>39057
>cuckolding
Welp, time to put my actual dagger too use.
See y'all in hell.
JK, but fuck off
>>39058True. But within this rpg, Tracy was her first interest
>>39059Wuv you
*steals your waifu* >>39052>>39062Minotaurs are literal man-eaters.
>>39061
Ah, thanks for reminding me of something.
GM, prepare for an autistic rabbit message
>>39064
This
>>39064
delete it if you must but it doesn't stop whats coming.
>>39065Fug.
Okay, so before we fire off, lets recap. I haven't looked back, but I last recall Trump, Tracy, and Infernius at the main gate, with a giant skeleton at their feet and dozens more (zombies and skeletons) lining the ground. There are more, but they are keeping their distance, likely at the behest of that creepy-black-cloud-thing with a broom-handle sticking out of it with a rag-doll face.
Torcuil and Trollestia are at the docks, able to keep a hoard of sea-zombies at bay, while by sea there is a creepy-black pyramid thing with torches at the corners floating toward them.
Thez <whooof> had vanished previously, in response to screams from within the town and a series of concussive 'bang' sounds.
>>39068"Is it a benis?"
>>39068But he's stopped being the waifu thief now. He didn't realize how much it hurt Tracy, but now he knows
The bigger problem is that he promised Torcuil he wouldn't sex her... >>39071Yeah let's send Infernius with Thez
>>39071"that the surprise me have for you."
>>39071Tracy and Trumpaladin were charging Ruth, and were just moments away from being in range to attack her.
Tracy had her chain out ready to knock her off of her broom once they were just 60 ft away.
>>39075And Trumpaladin readies an attack with Vanderiem, with Smite evil
>>39071>PyramidOh...
Fuck. Does the pyramid have any symbols or markings? Should i roll perception?
>>39074Kek
>>39072Oh yeah.... Thanks for reminding me
>>39071since the cloud giant is kill ill go back to the sewers assuming there is a lich down there.
>>39071Just for the record, was Troll casting Searing Light from the top of the tower last week? She fired multiple shots of what appeared to be that spell.