Well, the party has gotten some things in order and has made some arrangements and plans to attack Court City in full and not as a half-assed rescue mission because of a brain worm. Speaking of brain worms, the party just kinda shrugged their shoulders and forgot about that whole "Infernius going insane and running off" bit. Hmmm. Oh well. But anyway, everyone's got some ideas and plans to put in motion. Its too bad that Port Barry is currently surrounded one 4 fronts,... that's going to complicate things.
Welcome back to the Game thread, there's over 3 dozen of 'em by now, so pardon me if I skip the introductory formalities. If you want to join, or perhaps just join in on the shitposting cuz bored, feel free. I'm working on a metric to allow new players to get in without having to go through the process of full-on mapping out a character.
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>>39229But she just used it to cast finger of death on Tracy?
[1d20 = 13]>>39231Without sneak attacks or w/e they're just magical ranged weapons
T> Restoration
>>39232No, you're right, I'm getting the rounds mixed up
>>39232>>39234Alright.
Tracy uses her turn to unravel her chain from Trumpaladin's arm.
[persistent angry nightmare noises]
Nanci Pelosi shudders in place for a moment. She takes no damage, but is observably immobilized for a moment by the effects of a Restoration spell. Torcuil's move again. (on that front)
[1d20 = 16]>>39234Using his free, non-dominant left hand, Trumpaladin makes a melee touch attack
Using the Charm domain special power which you let me have through the "Devotion to a Cause" feat, Trumpaladin calls upon the Power of Elway to increase his Charm, for +4 Charisma. As a free action
Do I get more than one Melee Touch Attack?
>>39237And what are you
doing with that melee touch attack? Giving a massage?
>>39237Dude, no. Don't mess-up your turn by requiring a Concentration check.
Casting spells takes time.
>>39238Lay on Hands, I assume.
Pssst,... whats Infernius doing?
>>39239I know, but the way it was phrased was a let down. I was all visualizing it, and by his description I imagined him booping her with no effect.
>>39238Trumpaladin's left index finger lands squarely on RBG's nose
"Boop"
Eagles splendor and the charm power give him a total charisma modifier of +8, for a total of 128 possible damage to RBG. Trumpaladin allots as much of that as is necessary to kill the bitch a second time
"I'm appointing a Conservative in your place who will make Scalia look like thurgood Marshal. Believe me"
With the Power of Football, he unleashes a stream that sends her to the oblivion her style of jurisprudence and constitutional interpretation deserves.
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[Read more] [1d20 = 19]>>39234Well, ay. But theres a big fucking difference between taking a bullet to the foot, and taking one to the chest.
>>39236Torc throws Mr. Snek at Nancy, staff changing in midflight.
Grapple check on Pelosi from Snek
"Step on this"
[3d20 = 33]>>39240chop chop chop
"fucking kike! REEEEEEEEEEEEE"
>>39243Grapple success. Though formidable in being undead, Pelosi is a waif as far as strength is concerned, and Snek has little difficulty grappelling and occupying.
>>39242That's what I was looking for. With a blast of the holiest of Football, RBG's corporeal form (don't forget, liches shit) is blown away, scattered in a burst of dry flesh, dust, and bone.
>>39244Nice dubs. I more meant now that Feinstein is dead, cuz that cure spell ended her. I know I didn't make a big deal about it
okay, I never officially said "that kills her" but I figured it was a given since her head was hanging off her shoulders but he's now unoccupied in a 3" standing pool of poo.
>>39245[excited whinnying]
*snorts smoke*
>>39242>'Nice one on that, ~Flashy'[impressed monster noises]
>>39247>Pelosi>ThotI
should treat that as a 1 dice roll
>>39246"D'aww, I love you horsey"
*Pets horsey with both hands*
>>39245he searches her body.
and after finding nothing i climb out of the sewers and go to the docks.
>>39250*rears in mid-air, snorting a 15 ft jet of smoke*
[happy monster noises]
>>39251Nothing? No, u find stuff. I'll detail in a bit.
>>39252"Now let's loot her shit"
*Still petting horsey*
>>39257But she IS already dead,....
Oh fine, Torcuil memes Pelosi's corporeal form dead, since she was 1 round away from helpless (and thus dead) anyway.
>>39260>But she is alread deadYou hear that sound? Its the sound of a joke flying over your head
>>39264>I don't,... I don't know>>39265No, that's the sound of feigned-innocence humor being too subtle. In fact, with no sound at all.
Upon Pelosi's death, the floating pyramid begins to rotate in the water. Slowly at first, it increases in rotation, slowly causing larger and larger waves to lap at the docks.
>>39266>>39252"Tracy, remember how you wanted to kill devourers? Now is your chance"
Trumpaladin quickly directs Tracy to the ground to pick up any items that fell from RBG - very quickly - and then directs her back into the City, to see what happened while they were over the bridge
>>39264Ask if they need healing.
Worst case scenario, the Devourers took their souls.
Also, it's going to fucking suck if any of the General die again. That cumulative Death penalty is part of why I didn't even bother selecting leadership (also, low charisma)>>39269*does what he says*
>>39271T> "Ready? What are you thinking?"
As she says this, the pyramid's rotation has exceeded 1 rotation/second and increasing (is gonna teleport in a second, I'm just drawing it out), making the building otherwise inaccessable.
[1d20 = 12]>>39270Kill the devourers then. Search the material plane first, then the Ethereal, but get the souls back
>>39272>"They did not maintain their discipline... Sad!"Spot check for anything of interest that is moving
>>39273>1 r/s Damn
"Well, nothing now. My plan is fucked."
I educate her on plan T in the meantime
>>39277>>39275If that does succeed, then we can't jaunt into the structure. Can we blast holes into it with The Jolly Cunt's cannons?
>>39279Uses Detect Ebil as he goes back into the city
We may want to Jaunt to look for those fuckers though
>>39277>>39275Actually,... that would work, and aside from causing a total re-write of what I had planned
as always Torcuil has enough time to do it.