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Lotsa Nuts
Anonymous
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No.38130
Well, the party has gotten some things in order and has made some arrangements and plans to attack Court City in full and not as a half-assed rescue mission because of a brain worm. Speaking of brain worms, the party just kinda shrugged their shoulders and forgot about that whole "Infernius going insane and running off" bit. Hmmm. Oh well. But anyway, everyone's got some ideas and plans to put in motion. Its too bad that Port Barry is currently surrounded one 4 fronts,... that's going to complicate things.

Welcome back to the Game thread, there's over 3 dozen of 'em by now, so pardon me if I skip the introductory formalities. If you want to join, or perhaps just join in on the shitposting cuz bored, feel free. I'm working on a metric to allow new players to get in without having to go through the process of full-on mapping out a character.
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Anonymous
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No.39232
39234 39235
>>39229
But she just used it to cast finger of death on Tracy?
esnZi
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No.39234
39235 39237 39243
[1d20 = 13]
>>39231
Without sneak attacks or w/e they're just magical ranged weapons
T> Restoration
>>39232
No, you're right, I'm getting the rounds mixed up
Mrs. Sentry
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No.39235
>>39232
>>39234
Alright.
Tracy uses her turn to unravel her chain from Trumpaladin's arm.
[persistent angry nightmare noises]
Anonymous
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No.39236
39243
Nanci Pelosi shudders in place for a moment. She takes no damage, but is observably immobilized for a moment by the effects of a Restoration spell. Torcuil's move again. (on that front)
0qV/U
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No.39237
39238 39239
[1d20 = 16]
>>39234
Using his free, non-dominant left hand, Trumpaladin makes a melee touch attack

Using the Charm domain special power which you let me have through the "Devotion to a Cause" feat, Trumpaladin calls upon the Power of Elway to increase his Charm, for +4 Charisma. As a free action

Do I get more than one Melee Touch Attack?
Anonymous
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No.39238
39239 39242
>>39237
And what are you doing with that melee touch attack? Giving a massage?
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
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No.39239
39241
>>39237
Dude, no. Don't mess-up your turn by requiring a Concentration check.
Casting spells takes time.
>>39238
Lay on Hands, I assume.
Anonymous
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No.39240
39244
Pssst,... whats Infernius doing?
Anonymous
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No.39241
>>39239
I know, but the way it was phrased was a let down. I was all visualizing it, and by his description I imagined him booping her with no effect.
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No.39242
39245 39246
>>39238
Trumpaladin's left index finger lands squarely on RBG's nose

"Boop"

Eagles splendor and the charm power give him a total charisma modifier of +8, for a total of 128 possible damage to RBG. Trumpaladin allots as much of that as is necessary to kill the bitch a second time

"I'm appointing a Conservative in your place who will make Scalia look like thurgood Marshal. Believe me"

With the Power of Football, he unleashes a stream that sends her to the oblivion her style of jurisprudence and constitutional interpretation deserves.
\r
rGxba
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No.39243
39245
[1d20 = 19]
>>39234
Well, ay. But theres a big fucking difference between taking a bullet to the foot, and taking one to the chest.
>>39236
Torc throws Mr. Snek at Nancy, staff changing in midflight.
Grapple check on Pelosi from Snek
"Step on this"

yFDEb
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No.39244
39245
[3d20 = 33]
>>39240
chop chop chop
"fucking kike! REEEEEEEEEEEEE"
Anonymous
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No.39245
39246 39247 39251 39253
>>39243
Grapple success. Though formidable in being undead, Pelosi is a waif as far as strength is concerned, and Snek has little difficulty grappelling and occupying.
>>39242
That's what I was looking for. With a blast of the holiest of Football, RBG's corporeal form (don't forget, liches shit) is blown away, scattered in a burst of dry flesh, dust, and bone.
>>39244
Nice dubs. I more meant now that Feinstein is dead, cuz that cure spell ended her. I know I didn't make a big deal about it okay, I never officially said "that kills her" but I figured it was a given since her head was hanging off her shoulders but he's now unoccupied in a 3" standing pool of poo.
Mrs. Sentry
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No.39246
39250
>>39245
[excited whinnying]
*snorts smoke*
>>39242
>'Nice one on that, ~Flashy'
[impressed monster noises]
Anonymous
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No.39247
39248 39249
>>39245
Torc walks up and looks Pelosi in the eyes
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=AFCxHmtHTGU
Mrs. Sentry
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No.39248
>>39247
kek
Anonymous
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No.39249
39257
>>39247
>Pelosi
>Thot
I should treat that as a 1 dice roll
Anonymous
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No.39250
39252
>>39246
"D'aww, I love you horsey"

*Pets horsey with both hands*
Anonymous
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No.39251
39254
>>39245
he searches her body.
and after finding nothing i climb out of the sewers and go to the docks.
Mrs. Sentry
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No.39252
39256 39268
>>39250
*rears in mid-air, snorting a 15 ft jet of smoke*
[happy monster noises]
Anonymous
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No.39253
39258
>>39245
To Fae
>"RBG is Dead. Long live Justice Don Willet, who shall be appointed to the Court in her place. What is the status report on the situation?"
Anonymous
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No.39254
39255
>>39251
Nothing? No, u find stuff. I'll detail in a bit.
Anonymous
yFDEb
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No.39255
>>39254
oh?
Anonymous
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No.39256
>>39252
"Now let's loot her shit"

*Still petting horsey*
Anonymous
rGxba
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No.39257
39260
>>39249
Fine
"Omae wa mou shindeiru"
Anonymous
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No.39258
39259
>>39253
>Many casualties. Devourers and Nightwalkers entered the port from the ethereal plane. The port has rallied, but not without cost. Thez has been working at a frenzy, but there's too many.
Anonymous
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No.39259
39261
>>39258
>"Mother Fucker! Where are they?"
Anonymous
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No.39260
39265
>>39257
But she IS already dead,....
Oh fine, Torcuil memes Pelosi's corporeal form dead, since she was 1 round away from helpless (and thus dead) anyway.
Anonymous
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No.39261
39262
>>39259
>There's not many left, they've been held in a perimeter around the whorehouse.
Anonymous
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No.39262
39263
>>39261
>"Do They require our attention?"
Anonymous
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No.39263
39264
>>39262
>Yes. The people though, not the creatures.
Anonymous
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No.39264
39266 39270
>>39263
>"What must we do?"
Anonymous
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No.39265
39266
>>39260
>But she is alread dead
You hear that sound? Its the sound of a joke flying over your head
Anonymous
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No.39266
39268 39269 39271
>>39264
>I don't,... I don't know
>>39265
No, that's the sound of feigned-innocence humor being too subtle. In fact, with no sound at all.
Anonymous
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No.39267
39271
Upon Pelosi's death, the floating pyramid begins to rotate in the water. Slowly at first, it increases in rotation, slowly causing larger and larger waves to lap at the docks.
Anonymous
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No.39268
>>39266
>>39252
"Tracy, remember how you wanted to kill devourers? Now is your chance"

Trumpaladin quickly directs Tracy to the ground to pick up any items that fell from RBG - very quickly - and then directs her back into the City, to see what happened while they were over the bridge
Anonymous
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No.39269
39270 39272
>>39266
>"Where are my generals and the Spartan Trainees?"
Mrs. Sentry
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No.39270
39274 39285
>>39264
Ask if they need healing.
Worst case scenario, the Devourers took their souls.
Also, it's going to fucking suck if any of the General die again. That cumulative Death penalty is part of why I didn't even bother selecting leadership (also, low charisma)
>>39269
*does what he says*
Anonymous
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No.39271
39273
>>39266
what?
>>39267
"You ready Troll?"
Anonymous
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No.39272
39274
>>39269
>The Generals have maintained the stadium, and are keeping the bulk of the citizenry safe. The spartans,... could not be contained. Their status is unknown.
Anonymous
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No.39273
39275 39276
>>39271
T> "Ready? What are you thinking?"
As she says this, the pyramid's rotation has exceeded 1 rotation/second and increasing (is gonna teleport in a second, I'm just drawing it out), making the building otherwise inaccessable.
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No.39274
39279
[1d20 = 12]
>>39270
Kill the devourers then. Search the material plane first, then the Ethereal, but get the souls back

>>39272
>"They did not maintain their discipline... Sad!"

Spot check for anything of interest that is moving
Anonymous
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No.39275
39277 39280 39282
>>39273
https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/SRD:Dimensional_Lock
nein!
Anonymous
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No.39276
>>39273
>1 r/s
Damn
"Well, nothing now. My plan is fucked."
I educate her on plan T in the meantime
Anonymous
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No.39277
39278 39280 39282
>>39275
Kek. Do this
Anonymous
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No.39278
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>>39277
checked!
Mrs. Sentry
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No.39279
39281
>>39274
Use Detect Ebil.
Anonymous
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No.39280
39286
>>39277
>>39275
If that does succeed, then we can't jaunt into the structure. Can we blast holes into it with The Jolly Cunt's cannons?
Anonymous
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No.39281
39283
>>39279
Uses Detect Ebil as he goes back into the city

We may want to Jaunt to look for those fuckers though
Anonymous
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No.39282
39284 39285 39289
>>39277
>>39275
Actually,... that would work, and aside from causing a total re-write of what I had planned as always Torcuil has enough time to do it.