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Hearths Warming Fruit Cake
Anonymous
XvSkz
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No.36660
36664
With Nuts of course.

Happy Holidays to everyone! Whether you celebrate Christmas, Yule, Hearths Warming, or some other degenerate (Kwanza) or (((unspoken))) tradition, I hope you have a safe and 'as happy as possible' holiday season as you no doubt maneuver in and out of the world of normies and others!
I have no idea if any crucial gaming will occur weekend, but its about to get funky-fresh on several fronts. We last left Torcuil trying to navigate through Krenshal for someone skilled and crazy enough to build a Robo-ponk. Trumpaladin and Tracy were getting their things together to hunt a Unicorn with Elway's blessing and direction. Thez is being a little bit emo (its the hormones) while Infernius continues being a dutiful and upstanding guy.
What will happen next, and in what order? Will the players defy GM's careful designs for the umpteenth time? You can bet on that!
1162 replies and 139 files omitted.
Anonymous
cTovl
?
No.37766
37767 37769 37777
>>37764
No. You have more than enough haxxor power from that goddamn nightmare bullshit. Stop fucking trying to milk it for more
Anonymous
UvqCJ
?
No.37767
37770
>>37763
>>37766
um am i allowed armor or am i gonna be banned if i ask?
Anonymous
cTovl
?
No.37768
37777
>>37764
>character development potential
Fucking how? She's not supposed to have outsider powers in the first place
Mrs. Sentry
0h7hv
?
No.37769
37772
>>37766
>Haxx
What did I ask for, and how is it against the rules of the game? Tracy wants to know why and how she transformed.
Night Hags created nightmares; in mythology, they're neatly synonymous.
And most of all IT'S JUST AN IDEA. What about this idea is so terrible that it had to be deleted a dozen times to keep it from poisoning the minds of the foolish goyim?
Anonymous
cTovl
?
No.37770
37771 37777
>>37767
Fuck off
Anonymous
UvqCJ
?
No.37771
37774
>>37770
no.
Anonymous
cTovl
?
No.37772
37775
>>37769
Nightmares, in the form of equines, don't exist in mythology. They are D&D creations, made to be the dirt of equine equivalent of a hellhound
Mrs. Sentry
0h7hv
?
No.37773
Palindrome GET
Anonymous
cTovl
?
No.37774
37776
>>37771
Yes
Mrs. Sentry
0h7hv
?
No.37775
37778
>>37772
They they do. Look it up. They're the demons that the hags ride.
Anonymous
UvqCJ
?
No.37776
37778 37781
>>37774
im tired off you being a tyrannical faggot.
Anonymous
TE1uM
?
No.37777
37778 37781
>>37770
I'm afraid I can't do that Mr. Fug
>>37768
>>37766
Tracy doesn't want more powers, she wants to learn about the one she has
Anonymous
cTovl
?
No.37778
37779 37782
>>37775
I've tried looking it up. It doesn't exist

>>37776
Fuck off

>>37777
Bullshit. This is a way to get more freebies
Anonymous
UvqCJ
?
No.37779
37780
>>37778
no.
Anonymous
cTovl
?
No.37780
37784
>>37779
Are you going to sperg out about things that happened earlier or are you going to contribute?
Anonymous
TE1uM
?
No.37781
37783 37795
>>37777
>quads
I USE THIS POWER TO CONFIRM >>37776
See you faggots later, I'm gonna do something else
Mrs. Sentry
0h7hv
?
No.37782
37785
sleep-paralysis-demon-jinn-evil-spirit-2.jpg
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mare_(folklore)
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Night_hag
You know this game is based off European mythology, right? There's a reason why Night Hags appear riding otherworldly ghost horses
>>37778
Yes they do.
And who the fuck are you to judge who gets which "freebies"? It's not just your game.

Anonymous
cTovl
?
No.37783
>>37781
Quad power is non-transferable and cannot be moved after the fact. You must make it in the post, or not at all
Anonymous
UvqCJ
?
No.37784
>>37780
stop being a tyrant i was trying to help you talk it out but you deleted a shit ton of my posts.
Anonymous
cTovl
?
No.37785
37786 37788
>>37782
Those aren't horses, those are demons. That's the meaning of the term "mare." That word is German for demon. It's not referring to a horse

And fuck your freebies
Mrs. Sentry
0h7hv
?
No.37786
37787 37789
>>37785
>aren't horses
You obviously didn't read the whole article.
Anonymous
cTovl
?
No.37787
>>37786
No shit, I'm phone posting from a bathtub
Mrs. Sentry
0h7hv
?
No.37788
37790
>>37785
And regardless, I just want to try it out in game just for fun. In the lore the hags are the ones who created Nightmare by dismembering Pegasi and subjecting them to a black magic ritual, so I just threw the idea out there that she might seek out the nature of her transformation by asking one, if she ever managed to somehow have a peaceful encounter. It was an idea to develop her as a monster and as a Blackguard, but still JUST AN IDEA.
Anonymous
cTovl
?
No.37789
37797
>>37786
Well now I've skimmed through one of the articles, and I see shit talking about dogs and mice, but I definitely don't see anything about horses
Anonymous
cTovl
?
No.37790
>>37788
Okay. I still hate the etherealness
Anonymous
Aiv0R
?
No.37791
37792
Alright. Yes of course Infernius can have armor, that was a silly question. He may get banned for it, but he can have it oh what, I can't shitpost?


Anonymous
UvqCJ
?
No.37792
37793
>>37791
adamantine full plate of bovines growth hormone.
Anonymous
cTovl
?
No.37793
37794 37796
>>37792
That's not s thing, and you already have enough buffs, including an epic tier buff, that give you more strength than everyone else combined
Anonymous
UvqCJ
?
No.37794
37799
>>37793
the gm can make anything.
Anonymous
Aiv0R
?
No.37795
>>37781
As for Trocuil's skills:
The only class skills available are: Bluff, Concentration, Craft, Knowledge (arcana), Profession, and Spellcraft. Any other skill is available, but at twice the skill point cost. Concentration is the only one that's particularly essential desu, as it determines how readily he can concentrate (not loose his spell) if he takes damage during casting.
Anonymous
Aiv0R
?
No.37796
37799
>>37793
Actually, they're still safe in Thez' bracelet. He hasn't gotten them back yet. All he has is the bracers of armor, his flaming sword, and a ring of regeneration.
Mrs. Sentry
0h7hv
?
No.37797
37798 37799
>>37789
There was another article about hags on my computer which connected them to horses. The demons themselves are often depicted as horses as well. The French spirit, the Cauchemar, roughly means 'Spirit that tramples', the same way incubuses (aka "mares") and hags tread upon the bodies of the living and >rape them in their dreams.
The Norwegian version can be directly translated to "mare-ride". Under the Beliefs section, it mentions that the mares we're often depicted to "ride" horses, leaving them exhausted and covered in sweat in the mornings.

There's a reason why I've been pulling all these ancient Germanic, Nordic, and Iclandic folklore references out, like the Nithing. The story about King Vanlandi Sveigðisson, being assassinated in his sleep by a mare summoned by a sorceress who was hired by his vengeful, abandoned ex-wife was actually the reason why I chose to class her as an Assassin.
Anonymous
Aiv0R
?
No.37798
37799 37800
>>37797
"mare-ride"
"married"

Discuss!
Anonymous
bl+OE
?
No.37799
37801 37807
>>37797
That Nightmare tactics article you linked once described the "pegasus with wings ripped off" thing as being a D&D 5th Edition creation. The wikipedia article describes the spirits of the night as appearing in the form of women, mice, dogs, cats, and I think bats but nothing about horses

>>37796
Why has he not taken them back? They are so useful

>>37794
I had to work hard to get a +5 bonus on strength. You have a +14 strength bonus that I'm already extremely jealous of, and you want much more?

>>37798
reeeeeeeeeeee
Mrs. Sentry
0h7hv
?
No.37800
37802
>>37798
I took that into account as well.
I'm a huge mythology nut.
Anonymous
Aiv0R
?
No.37801
37802 37805
>>37799
I guess this is probably a bad time to give you shit about not using that ion stone then?
Anonymous
bl+OE
?
No.37802
37803
934.png
>>37800
I still think you're making stuff up or confusing recent D&D fluff with real mythology

>>37801
Of course I'm using the ion stone!
Mrs. Sentry
0h7hv
?
No.37803
37808
>>37802
>confusing recent D&D fluff with real mythology
Why not mix them a bit? I can tell that the Hags in The Game are clearly based off of the Hags in mythology.
Also, unban my main IP so I can show paintings from the Renaissance era to show how they're depicted with horses.
Mrs. Sentry
0h7hv
?
No.37805
37806
>>37801
I was going to use it, but I didn't want to start drama by causing someone to get butthurt over distribution of wealth.
Anonymous
bl+OE
?
No.37806
37811
>>37805
Fuck you, my character took and is using that Ion stone, and has been since it was acquired
Mrs. Sentry
0h7hv
?
No.37807
37812 37815
>>37799
What's wrong with him having more Str?
Anonymous
Aiv0R
?
No.37808
37809
>>37803
Agreed, particularly the Night Hags, as mythological dream invaders. Its not an expressed correlation, but its quite intuitive.

So I'm getting the impression that players want stat hax now.
Anonymous
bl+OE
?
No.37809
37810
>>37808
God, can we delay to any other night?
Anonymous
Aiv0R
?
No.37810
>>37809
>delay
Uhm,... I'm still trying to piece together what happened and where everything 'is'. IDK what you mean by delay
Mrs. Sentry
0h7hv
?
No.37811
37813
>>37806
>Got butthurt anyway...
Anonymous
bl+OE
?
No.37812
37814 37817
>>37807
Because why the fuck does he get twice as much damage per hit as me, and all of the same follower and attack bonuses, but also the entire damned cleric spell list?
Anonymous
bl+OE
?
No.37813
>>37811
Because nigger I've been using that stone the whole time!
Mrs. Sentry
0h7hv
?
No.37814
37816
>>37812
If he can increase his Str through legal means, why shouldn't he? It doesn't make your character any less strong.
Stop trying to nerd other party members.
Anonymous
UvqCJ
?
No.37815
37816 37818
>>37807
this strength is my thing.
Anonymous
bl+OE
?
No.37816
37818
>>37814
>>37815
The most he could get is gauntlets of ogre strength, which is +2. He'd have to exchange them for his gloves though
Anonymous
Aiv0R
?
No.37817
37819
>>37812
Because Thez likes it when he's got a phatty ahem strength bonus cuz 'reasons'.
Mrs. Sentry
0h7hv
?
No.37818
37820
>>37815
It makes up for the lack of Int.
Anyway, Minotaurs are strong; that's just how the game works. It's not "haxx" to have a strong Minotaur.
>>37816
He could also make a Belt of Giants Strength.
Anonymous
bl+OE
?
No.37819
37822
>>37817
+14 is already super high
Anonymous
bl+OE
?
No.37820
37821
>>37818
He's already wearing one
Anonymous
Aiv0R
?
No.37821
37823
>>37820
Not true. He's not wearing the belt, or the sleeves atm. Infernius is essentially naked as far as buffs are concerned (in the buff? Xp), at least for now.
Anonymous
UvqCJ
?
No.37822
37823
>>37819
stop being greedy mr gecko
Anonymous
bl+OE
?
No.37823
37824 37825 37826
>>37821
WHY ISN'T HE WEARING IT

>>37822
>+14 bonuses
Put your damn belt and arm bands on
Anonymous
Aiv0R
?
No.37824
>>37823
*shrugs*

Anonymous
UvqCJ
?
No.37825
37827 37829
>>37823
atonement. something you know nothing of.
Mrs. Sentry
0h7hv
?
No.37826
37829
>>37823
Why are you so pissed about party I'm "balances"? We're all on the same side.
You got plenty of cool stuff too.
Mrs. Sentry
0h7hv
?
No.37827
37828 37829
>>37825
He should've had to beg Infernius to cast it at least three times by now.
Anonymous
UvqCJ
?
No.37828
37830 37831
>>37827
IKR!
Anonymous
bl+OE
?
No.37829
37832 37836
>>37825
Why do you think my character agreed to help Tracy kill Trollestia?

>>37826
Stop complaining about my attempts to advance kitty

>>37827
I'm curious. Which three times?
Anonymous
bl+OE
?
No.37830
37835
>>37828
If you're just going to be insulting, please just don't bother posting
Mrs. Sentry
0h7hv
?
No.37831
37833
>>37828
The real reason the BG class even exists is to give less-than-perfect paladins something to fall back on, when they can't find a Cleric to indulge them.
Mrs. Sentry
0h7hv
?
No.37832
37833
>>37829
>complaining about my attempts to advance kitty
What are you talking about?

Anonymous
bl+OE
?
No.37833
>>37832
I meant yesterday, but fine

>>37831
So long as I have a fallback career I guess
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
?
No.37834
>>>/test/
Anonymous
UvqCJ
?
No.37835
>>37830
thats how i felt.
Anonymous
UvqCJ
?
No.37836
37838
>>37829
why is she still alive then?
Anonymous
Aiv0R
?
No.37837
37840 37843
>GM facepalms
Lets try a different approach.

Who has issues, grievances, or concerns? Please, list them.
Anonymous
bl+OE
?
No.37838
37839
>>37836
Because Thez, Infernius, and all the hordes of the undead showed up before she could be tracked down
Anonymous
Aiv0R
?
No.37839
37842
>>37838
That's not true, she and Torcuil quite visibly and obviously sped off toward the docks where they are keeping a hoard of aquatic zombies at bay, while the sinister floating-pyramid makes its way toward them.
Anonymous
bl+OE
?
No.37840
37841
>>37837
I hate Tracy's Etherealness hax, and the flying to a lessor extent. I mean the freebie version done in pony or "alternative form", not the cauchemar ability
Anonymous
Aiv0R
?
No.37841
37844
>>37840
So you don't mind when she's being ridden but you do mind when she's not, essentially?
Anonymous
bl+OE
?
No.37842
>>37839
Well it is known where she is, but she is very obviously still useful alive during this
Anonymous
UvqCJ
?
No.37843
37845 37849
>>37837
im tired of him being a faggot, deleting post,and complaing about what me and tracy want to do when he can do his own cool shit in game.
Anonymous
bl+OE
?
No.37844
37849
>>37841
Precisely
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
?
No.37845
37846 37847 37854 37872
>>37663
>>37764
Greater Planar Ally is probably the way to go, for a particularly advanced Hag. Of course, it'd take a bit of careful planning, and a while to assemble an appropriate payment for the favor.
Infernius, would your character be willing to help Tracy scribe a scroll for that?
>>37843
This!
Anonymous
UvqCJ
?
No.37846
37847
>>37845
sure.
Anonymous
bl+OE
?
No.37847
37848 37851 37852
>>37846
>>37845
The last thing he sees Tracy doing is catching her Murdering ponimaru, and he'd agree with no questions asked to help her summon a creature of evil that attacks good creatures on sight?
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
?
No.37848
37850
>>37847
Apparently.
Anonymous
Aiv0R
?
No.37849
37852
>>37844
Noted, duly so.
>>37843
So, you're against one player (him in context) exerting influence or power over other players in their general affairs and character decisions?
Anonymous
bl+OE
?
No.37850
>>37848
I'm not sure that makes sense with the Infernius character, but eh
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
?
No.37851
37853
>>37847
The Outsider will return to its home plane once its task is done. It won't cause excessive danger to anyone in the realm.
Anonymous
UvqCJ
?
No.37852
37853
>>37847
after it gets resolved of course
>>37849
yea basically.
Anonymous
bl+OE
?
No.37853
>>37852
I think what GM said to you was a broader set of situations than you intended in that post

>>37851
Still best to summon it in a magic circle against evil and away from others
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
?
No.37854
37855 37856 38089
>>37845
First I have to have Tracy steal something valuable for the payment, a fat one. A normal payment should be 500 shekels per HD for a task taking an hour, 1,000 shekels per HD for a task taking one whole day, and half payment for a non-dangerous task, but the ritual for turning magical beasts into fiends must be a well-kept secret to the Hags, so it's better to go full price. Nightmares are valuable creatures, sometimes sent to Divine Emissaries as rewards for their service to their lords, so the process of creating them must be an heirloom to the Night Hags; therefore, it'd be best to offer something close to ~20,000 shekels up front.

I g2g for a bit.
Anonymous
bl+OE
?
No.37855
>>37854
If only there were a cave full of gems
Anonymous
bl+OE
?
No.37856
37857
>>37854
>the ritual for turning magical beasts into fiends
What?
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
?
No.37857
37858 37872
>>37856
That's how Nightmares were originally created. Fiends subjected Pegasi to a black magick ritual, that involved removing their wings through torture, followed by a transformation to make them forcefully forgo their noble nature in place of ebil.
Anonymous
bl+OE
?
No.37858
37859
>>37857
I still loathe this "transformation"
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
?
No.37859
>>37858
I've figured that much out by now...
Anonymous
cTovl
?
No.37860
37861 37862
image.png
The posts from earlier were only shadow deleted, if you want them back
Anonymous
TE1uM
?
No.37861
>>37860
PUT THAT THING BACK WHERE IT CAME FROM OR SO HELP ME
PUT THAT THING BACK WHERE IT CAME FROM
OR I'LL POKE MYSELF IN THE EYE
Anonymous
Aiv0R
?
No.37862
37863 37864
>>37860
>basketball brooch
Explain yourself heathen!

Seriously, I get that Trump is dissatisfied with Tracy's haxx (ethereal, and w/e). I get that Trump is dissatisfied with Infernius' haxx (uber strength, boffing GM's brain-child), and that,... I get Torcuil being dissatisfied with Slovenia's haxx, cuz no WAY would a woman be so skilled at carpentry,....
But seriously, I get why Trump and Infernius are dissatisfied with Trump's hax. Why? Because they're outside the game rules, and thus not privy to review or ruling by the GM. I'll admit that I have my misgivings as well, but I'm not about to be a poor sport in my own thread.

To be completely honest, I have no issue with Trump doing sem-random (short term) bans or deleting posts. Desu, there's not likely to be anything ITT of such exceptional value or precise diction so as to warrant an archive of. Simply, we're a bunch of faggots, shitposting and w/e along D&D rules ish. If shit gets deleted, oh fukking well. On the other hand, along with that "OFW" determination, that's precisely the sentiment that is then applied to other characters and their Haxx. No offense (this is direct at Trump) but I spent as much time collaborating with other characters about Trump's haxx as I did with Trump about other character's haxx. Desu, I'm surprised its even come up this much. Long story short, if players want me to wipe the slate so that its 'agreeable', I can do that; but let me stress first that doing so would be so BORING.
>>37860
I am curious
Anonymous
TE1uM
?
No.37863
37865 37866 37868 37869
Also, couple questions for my autism
>Skills
How many can I pick?
>Ability points
How many do I have for Torc?
And last, did we ever decide the wizard/ranger thing?
>>37862
He has fucking perma-banned me.
No bans because he has a halite allergy.
>Slovenia
I don't remember that but okay.

I'm mad about the deletes because I log on, find two faggots fighting and I have no fucking idea why exept some posts where deleted.
cTovl
?
No.37864
37867 37869
>>37862
Okay, I just think that for future reference >>37664 should be known. It's not just deviating from D&D rules here. We do that a lot and mostly no one cares. It's giving a character a set of powerful abilities (etherealness, flight, the ability to freaking light herself on fire, and wild shape to a much larger form) that belong to outer planes creatures. And this early in the game, without earning any of it - she wasn't even the one who knocked Thez unconscious or severed Soro's arm.

If a comparable change were made to another character, for example, if Trumpaladin were to become a half celestial, no way in hell it wouldn't trigger a wave of gimmees.

>a woman can't be that good of a carpenter
That's sexist. Also, she's a pony, which is superior to a human woman
\r
Anonymous
cTovl
?
No.37865
>>37863
>Permaban
Oh hush. I removed after one hour exactly. Almost every single ban I've issued (here) has been removed long before the time on it was set to expire
Anonymous
Aiv0R
?
No.37866
37867
>>37863
The metric is:
(int modifier +2) x 3+level
Meaning, Torcuils skills should be 19(int mod +2)
Anonymous
TE1uM
?
No.37867
37869
>>37866
But what does that mean for me?
>>37864
>that's sexist
So, when did your armor turn white?
>Torc sits content with hax that no one ever gets mad about
Anonymous
cTovl
?
No.37868
37870 37871
>>37863
Your skill points is equal to 2+int modifier per level, plus (2+int modifier)x4 at the first level, as well as 4 at the first level plus 1 per each additional level as a racial feature.

Torcuil has an int of 16, thus a modifier of +3. Torcuil has 99 skill points in total to allot.

He has 4 ability points in total to allot, although I would not be surprised if you have allotted 3 of these already
Anonymous
Aiv0R
?
No.37869
37871 37872
>>37863
>Slovenia
Trolling is easy, all you have to do
>>37864
Decent points. To be honest, the only reason I haven't had any issue with it so far is because Tracy hasn't really done anything useful with them so far (what? its true,....). I don't mean to diminish the irritation that others have experienced, but none of it has really affected gameplay.
>>37867
>white armor
I was thinking it, for the record
It means (Intelligence modifier +2)x19 are the skill points that can be applied. They don't matter much, but they may as Torcuil gets more jiggy with custom spells and such (I'd also recommend Spellcraft)

Anonymous
cTovl
?
No.37870
>>37868
That's wrong. Torcuil has 114 skill points to allot
Anonymous
TE1uM
?
No.37871
37876
>>37869
>trolling
What?
>white armor
Did you not get my joke?
>>37868
How can I allot something I don't know about?
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
?
No.37872
37875 37876
>>37845
>>37857
Also, part of why I want Tracy to make relations with Hags is that I feel like I kind of bullshitted that last requirement for Blackguard. When I first read about the class as "one who was empowered by the fiends" I jumped on it, because Tracy had just gained power by consuming the essence of two different fiend. The thing is, she didn't gain that power through Diplomacy, she stole it. I want to own this Blackguard theme and make her become a master of monsters.
>>37869
>Spellcraft
Epic Spells are the boss.
Anonymous
TE1uM
?
No.37873
I gtg for a while, see you in an hour.
Anonymous
Aiv0R
?
No.37874
Now feats are a whole different area, and one I suggest paying more attention to. Feats amount to "techniques", "tricks", "abilities", or otherwise individual nuances and devised strategies that often result in unique or novel moves/actions. For spellcasters in particular, there are a number of metamagic feats that allow quickened casting, silent casting, maximized casting, etc. of whatever spell. A fireball does 1d6/lvl of damage, but a maximized fireball does 6/lvl of damage.
Anonymous
cTovl
?
No.37875
37877
>>37872
Are you sure you still want blackguard? It's the exact opposite fighting style of a rogue or assassin
Anonymous
Aiv0R
?
No.37876
>>37871
>What?
Who?
>armor joke
Did you not get my joke of getting your joke?
>>37872
Ooooookaayyyyyy,....
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
?
No.37877
37878 37880
1496593__safe_artist-colon--fwslash-d-fwslash-non_oc_oc only_oc-colon-tracy cage_30 minute art challenge_bone_chains_clothes_female_fire_flaming eyes_g.png
>>37875
>exact opposite fighting style of a rogue or assassin
They get Sneak Attack too; that much is useful. 1d10 HD per level isn't bad either, and Aura of Despair is useful with the Assassin's Death Attack.
I at least want five levels; then she'll be able to summon her Fiendish Servant.
I'll admit that everything beyond lvl 5 is really just Dead Levels though. Smite Good is really only useful for Fallen Paladins. I'll probably put it into Assassin or Rogue after that.
My bottom line point is that I want to play an ebil character, and I feel like I haven't been ebil enough lately. I want to crack it up a notch.
Anonymous
Aiv0R
?
No.37878
37879 37880 37881
>>37877
So,... if I'm reading this right, you want your 16 lvl character to - again - level shift, so that now they're a 10/rogue 1/assassin 5/BG?
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
?
No.37879
37885
>>37878
She had 13 levels in Rogue, 2 in BG, and 1 in Assassin.
>again
When did she ever do that last time?
Anonymous
bl+OE
?
No.37880
37882
>>37877
>I want to play an ebil characteer
Are you sure? In the past three days you've been complaining about looting a sword taken from a defeated enemy who helped to steal massive resources from the party and the city they are supposed to be protecting, saying "it belongs to him." You've also complained about a horse's life being valued less because it's not of use to the party, "that's not how you value life anon." And this besides feeling the need to resurrect enemies like zombies.

It's okay if you want to play a lawful good paladin. Just have her put on the helm, and she can POOF be the Paladin she believes her husband ought to be

>>37878
I think he wants to use his new levels to advance blackguard. Then again, he said he wanted to put them into rogue. I don't know
Anonymous
UvqCJ
?
No.37881
37883 37887
>>37878
So can i inquire about armor now?
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
?
No.37882
37884
>>37880
>you've been complaining about looting a sword taken from a defeated enemy who helped to steal massive resources from the party
I didn't complain, I said I wouldn't do it because he'd probably just immediately figure out who stole his stuff.
Also, meta discussion is not the same as chgaracter development. My standards are not that of the character I play.
Anonymous
Aiv0R
?
No.37883
37888
>>37881

(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

Just kidding. What do you want to know?
Anonymous
bl+OE
?
No.37884
37885
>>37882
Then will you please for the love of God stop moralizing about our character's actions while playing a dumb as fuck "ebil" character who wants to burn down the entire party's wood resources because "edgy le ebin ebil :DDDDDD" and resurrect the Tarasque and other shit that keeps harming the party because "oh so edgy"
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
?
No.37885
37886
>>37884
>>37879
I'm just saying I want to put the next 3 levels into Blackguard, and I want to make her a lot moar ebil to accommodate reher role.
>>37884
>resurrect the Tarasque
That was not intentional.
Anonymous
Aiv0R
?
No.37886
37889
>>37885
>aspirations
Noted. Irrelevant for the moment, but noted.
>ressurrect the Terrasque
That shit was hilarious btw
Anonymous
bl+OE
?
No.37887
>>37881
Here is the main wiki page. I find it helpful
http://www.dandwiki.com/wiki/SRD:Magic_Armor
Anonymous
UvqCJ
?
No.37888
37890 37892
>>37883
>adamantine full plate of bovine growth hormone.
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
?
No.37889
37892
>>37886
>was hilarious
It was pretty funny, I gotta admit.. Even though her dungeon was royally fucked up.
Anonymous
bl+OE
?
No.37890
37891 37895
>>37888
Not fucking canon
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
?
No.37891
37893
>>37890
This isn't d&d.
Anonymous
Aiv0R
?
No.37892
37894 37896 37900 37901
>>37889
What did it for me was imagining the reactions of the ants
>>37888
So u want some big-titty plate huh?

Anonymous
bl+OE
?
No.37893
>>37891
Don't give a shit
Anonymous
bl+OE
?
No.37894
37897
>>37892
>Armor causes him to grow udders
Anonymous
UvqCJ
?
No.37895
37897
>>37890
IT does not have to be you giga faggot.
Anonymous
UvqCJ
?
No.37896
37898 37901
>>37892
i was thinking benis growth.
Anonymous
bl+OE
?
No.37897
37899
>>37894
>Thez approves

>>37895
Fuck off
Anonymous
bl+OE
?
No.37898
>>37896
Poor Thez
Anonymous
UvqCJ
?
No.37899
37902 37903
>>37897
the gm can do what he wants its his game you fuck offf with your rules.
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
?
No.37900
37902 37904
B0TkcAgIUAIx-fN.jpg
>>37892
>looked up "baby tarrasque" on Jewgle to illustrate what it looked like
>this thing was on the front page or the results
Anonymous
UvqCJ
?
No.37901
37903 37905 37911
>>37892
>>37896
shit posting aside id like to have enlarge person at will on it.
Anonymous
bl+OE
?
No.37902
>>37899
Nigger I can post anything I want to in comment

>>37900
That.... Is strangely cute
Anonymous
Aiv0R
?
No.37903
37907
>>37899
Except ban ppl and delete posts,....
>>37901
So super big-titty plate
Anonymous
UvqCJ
?
No.37904
>>37900
ay its a pangolin.
Anonymous
bl+OE
?
No.37905
>>37901
>At will
Armor that grants abilities are generally a once per day thing
Anonymous
UvqCJ
?
No.37907
37908 37909 37911
>>37903
what are minotuars proficient with?
Anonymous
UvqCJ
?
No.37908
>>37907
*weapons.
Anonymous
bl+OE
?
No.37909
>>37907
You're A Cleric. That's better than a Minotaur. But you're a half-orc for racial-statistical purposes
>Clerics are proficient with all simple weapons, with all types of armor (light, medium, and heavy), and with shields (except tower shields)

Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
?
No.37911
37912 37914
>>37901
>enlarge person
Just cast Righteous Might on yourself every battle. It makes you bigger AND stronger.
>>37907
By race, battleaxes.
Clerics get all simple weapons, while War Clerics get the Marital weapon of their Patron deity.
Anonymous
Aiv0R
?
No.37912
37913 37914 37915
>>37911
This. Spell abilities and shit have been the overwhelmingly least asserted element of gameplay. Got an ability hack you want to buff your character with? There's a spell for that. (there's an app for that reference)
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
?
No.37913
37914
>>37912
I don't have very many spells though.. I like items because they're steal-able.
Anonymous
bl+OE
?
No.37914
>>37911
I can see a suit of armor that is enchanted with Righteous Might giving that ability then

>Battle axes
kek, I'd love to see him duel wielding battle axes

>>37912
Sadly this is true

>>37913
Also sadly true.

Paladins have a few good spells but they are mostly buffs
Anonymous
UvqCJ
?
No.37915
37916
>>37912
i need Dex i guess.


Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
?
No.37916
37917 37918 37919
>>37915
Just get a two-handed battleaxe. Make a giant fasce.
Anonymous
bl+OE
?
No.37917
>>37916
Good point. This will work. Although that sword is probably good enough
Anonymous
UvqCJ
?
No.37918
37920
>>37916
i was gonna make 2 though.
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
?
No.37919
>>37916
A fasce could probably do bludgeoning damage as well. Count it as an exotic weapon.
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
?
No.37920
37921
>>37918
Put them together.
>Many rods of common grain. Together they form an unbreakable faggot.
Anonymous
UvqCJ
?
No.37921
37922 37923
>>37920
>Put them together.
how would that work?
Anonymous
bl+OE
?
No.37922
37925
>>37921
Through an elaborate ceremony that requires the blood of a patriot, the blood of an untermensch, and the Furher presiding
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
?
No.37923
37925 37926
9a0a084a8250d1ae48b461fa4abcb18a.jpg
>>37921
A fasce is just an axe wraped in rods of wood. Put all of the rods together around a bigger axe, and you've got a weapon twice as large. It should optimally be tied with a red band.
Anonymous
TE1uM
?
No.37924
37926 37927 37928
So, what do those skill points do?
How do they work?
How have I sunk so far into autism?
Anonymous
UvqCJ
?
No.37925
37926 37927 37928
>>37922
i know where i can get the blood of a patriot, but not the untermensch.
>>37923
yea i know what a fasce is, i was going to make 2 of them. im not sure how they would fit together.
Anonymous
bl+OE
?
No.37926
>>37923
It'd be pretty unwieldy though

>>37925
Just take a tree-orc's blood or something

Honestly I think a fasce would be better as a battle banner which your character should carry, since that is the actual intended purpose of a fasce

>>37924
When you place them into a skill class and run a skill check, then you get those points added to your dice roll
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
?
No.37927
Roman_Lictor_with_Fasces_(Catalonia,_2006).jpg
>>37924
Just put everything you can into Spellcraft and Knowledge Arcana for now, then figure out where to allocate the rest.
>>37925
They wouldn't fit together, you could just use twice the number of rods around a single axe to make a heavier weapon.
Anonymous
Aiv0R
?
No.37928
37929 37931 37935
>>37924
>autism
By continually participating in this thread. As for the rest, they give nominal bonuses in context-related interactions, but they're more to give an idea of what the character is good at, or has a proclivity toward.
>>37925
U were were you? You couldn't go for something simpler, like a battle axe with fascia iconographia along the haft?
Anonymous
bl+OE
?
No.37929
37930 37933
>>37928
Can I add items to Fae more or less the way you can to any other character, with appropriate adjustments made for anatomy?
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
?
No.37930
37932
>>37929
I was going to ask the same thing about Tracy's birds, once they grow to full size (birds grow wicked fast, it shouldn't take long now).
Anonymous
UvqCJ
?
No.37931
37933
>>37928
i wanted something unusal a plain battle axe is pleb-tier,
Anonymous
bl+OE
?
No.37932
37934
>>37930
These are not hawks
Anonymous
Aiv0R
?
No.37933
37936 37937
>>37929
As long as you're keeping track,....
>>37931
There's a fine line between a "not plain" battle-axe, and a homebrew weapon contrived just cuz reasons
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
?
No.37934
37937
>>37932
All birds grow fast.
Anonymous
TE1uM
?
No.37935
37937
>>37928
Uh, how many points does Torc actually have?
Anonymous
UvqCJ
?
No.37936
37939
>>37933
oh okay.
Anonymous
bl+OE
?
No.37937
37939 37947
>>37933
I keep track of every item. Even the ones I haven't made much use of. Just because I haven't used the ever-smoking bottle (although I can think of a couple situations I should have used it) doesn't mean I have forgotten about it

>>37934
And realistically these things should have eaten Tracy and not take orders from her. You're sharing these birds

>>37935
I calculated 114. I may be wrong though. Remember that if a skill is not listed on the wiki page for a wizard, it's not a class skill, and so ranks in it cost two skill points and not one
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
?
No.37938
How much bigger have her birds gotten actually? Can I get a size class?
Anonymous
Aiv0R
?
No.37939
37940 37941 37942 37946
>>37937
>instant smokebomb
So wasted,....
>>37936
I didn't say no, but I do ask that players accept more onus for their choices. I.e. If you wished for it, no bitching
Anonymous
bl+OE
?
No.37940
37943 37944
>>37939
Yeah, it would have been perfect for the scene in the stables where Infernius walks in for some reason

That armor Trumpaladin got from Korak. That's Celestial Armor, right? Except I think you said once that it is "neutral aligned" and it also seems to be glamoured.
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
?
No.37941
>>37939
Ikr. That thing is great for escapes and even Sneak Attacks, if used properly.
Anonymous
UvqCJ
?
No.37942
37944
>>37939
it alright i wont ask for anymore items,sorry.
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
?
No.37943
37946
>>37940
You outta put some ranks in Hide.
Anonymous
Aiv0R
?
No.37944
37945 37946
>>37940
Based off Celestial Armor, yes. "Ambivalent" is the "term" for the "Armor". Its not glamoured, but it has a "fixing" enchantment. Oh wait, you're not supposed to know about that, you're supposed to worry about how to fix the stuff.
>>37942
Your penitence makes me more suspicious than your petitionance.
Anonymous
UvqCJ
?
No.37945
37948
>>37944
i just feel left out when it comes to gear most times.
Anonymous
bl+OE
?
No.37946
37948 37950
>>37939
>Taking responsibility for choices
I'm beginning to wonder if having my character complete his "fuck Unicorn A" quest was not as wise a choice as I thought

>>37943
You want me to try black guard, don't you? That's not as easy as you might think though. He only gets 4 skill points per level (5 if I boost his Int) and 5 ranks of hide will cost him 10 points

>>37944
Let me ask you my real question. If Trumpaladin falls off of a flying mount, and issues the command "fly," will the armor save him, or will he fall?
Anonymous
TE1uM
?
No.37947
37949 37951
>>37937
Um, that's a lot.
Whats the max level I can go on skills?
I'm thinking maybe Knowledge (architecture and engineering) and spellcraft. Thoughts?

Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
?
No.37948
37952
>>37945
You wanna help Tracy make some? They could get more done together.
Also, you should pack those vest pokets with some vials of Alchemist's Fire; I want to make a few for Tracy too.
>>37946
I meant to use the bottle for escape. It won't help much if you have to pray for a good roll when you really need it.
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
?
No.37949
37962
>>37947
You'll need those to create constructs, I think.
Anonymous
Aiv0R
?
No.37950
37955 37957
>>37946
He'll fall.
Honestly, this is why I have such a hard time identifying with how readily you like to poke, jab, and prod at one another. I'm all for playful banter, OOC fights and all, but I thought the party was where one character attempts to OUT-DO other characters and make them all look bad for their poor role-playing.
Anonymous
Aiv0R
?
No.37951
37953 37962
>>37947
Max of 16 skill points in class skills, and 8 in non-class skills.
Anonymous
UvqCJ
?
No.37952
>>37948
sure.
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
?
No.37953
37956
>>37951
Does that go for multiclass characters?
Anonymous
Aiv0R
?
No.37954
37957 37962
"Oh look, I've saved the party because the guards didn't bother to cavity check and I snuck in some poison."
"Oh look, I've negotiated the nefarious race into doing manual labor and helping the party build ships."
"Oh look, I've beaten everyone's faces in and there are a few dozen corpses to loot," (that last was Thez) is the sort of "party rivalry" I had been looking for
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
?
No.37955
37956 37957
>>37950
I never thought of making anyone look bad... Do I really come off like that?
Anonymous
Aiv0R
?
No.37956
37958
>>37953
For the most part, multi-class use more complicated math, but yeh.
>>37955
Well you SHOULD!
Anonymous
bl+OE
?
No.37957
37959
>>37950
Well, there goes one way of getting even with Tracy's bullshit free haxxor

>Honestly, this is why I have such a hard time identifying with how readily you like to poke, jab, and prod at one another. I'm all for playful banter, OOC fights and all, but I thought the party was where one character attempts to OUT-DO other characters and make them all look bad for their poor role-playing.
What? I did not understand that at all

>>37954
I tried that a couple times, most notably I thought I had talked down Korak. It's failed mostly

>>37955
You used your bullshit etherealness and GM waiving the fact that the guards should have heard your talking to steal Slovenia from me
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
?
No.37958
>>37956
>SHOULD
Oh... OH!
That's news to me.
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
?
No.37959
37960
>>37957
>You used your bullshit etherealness and GM waiving the fact that the guards should have heard your talking to steal Slovenia from me
She was going to be melted down into sovereign glue. It's not like I didn't give you a chance to try negotiating; it just didn't work.
Anonymous
bl+OE
?
No.37960
37961
>>37959
No fuck you we would have gotten her
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
?
No.37961
37963 37964
>>37960
When?
Anyway, Tracy just got her out earlier.. Was there any problem with that?
Anonymous
TE1uM
?
No.37962
37966 37968 37969
>>37949
Good to know
>>37951
Then I guess max both for Torc
>>37954
"Oh look, I fucking killed Kefka with one spell, and then fucked death to save a friend"
Like that?

>bread grows tiny mold
Anonymous
bl+OE
?
No.37963
37968
>>37961
Even with your bullshit Ethereal haxx you should have failed a hide check from the conversation and she never would have trusted you. Literally the only reason you were able to get her at all was because you begged GM "I've been here six hours to do one thing. Let me do that one thing." You did not earn that
Anonymous
bl+OE
?
No.37964
>>37961
Fuck you and fuck your Haxxor Fuck you and fuck your Haxxor Fuck you and fuck your Haxxor
Anonymous
Aiv0R
?
No.37966
37967 37969 37980
>>37962
>re: death
Yes. YES. This is PRECISELY what I'm on about. Why can't you bitches be more like Torcuil?! Xp
Anonymous
UvqCJ
?
No.37967
37974
>>37966
a-are you referring to me?
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
?
No.37968
37970 37980
>>37962
>"Oh look, I fucking killed Kefka with one spell, and then fucked death to save a friend"
Those were fucking awesome. Made me laugh my ass off
>>37963
Of stop. Normally, you'd have to wait until level 23 and become a Divine Emissary if you wanted to cast Holy Word. If you can have epic-tier out-of-class abilities, why can't I?
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
?
No.37969
37972
>>37966
I will try to make things a bit moar memetastic in the future.
>>37962
Share your wisdom with us, oh great Meme Wizard.