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Hearths Warming Fruit Cake
Anonymous
XvSkz
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No.36660
36664
With Nuts of course.

Happy Holidays to everyone! Whether you celebrate Christmas, Yule, Hearths Warming, or some other degenerate (Kwanza) or (((unspoken))) tradition, I hope you have a safe and 'as happy as possible' holiday season as you no doubt maneuver in and out of the world of normies and others!
I have no idea if any crucial gaming will occur weekend, but its about to get funky-fresh on several fronts. We last left Torcuil trying to navigate through Krenshal for someone skilled and crazy enough to build a Robo-ponk. Trumpaladin and Tracy were getting their things together to hunt a Unicorn with Elway's blessing and direction. Thez is being a little bit emo (its the hormones) while Infernius continues being a dutiful and upstanding guy.
What will happen next, and in what order? Will the players defy GM's careful designs for the umpteenth time? You can bet on that!
1162 replies and 98 files omitted.
Anonymous
7s1gk
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No.37273
37274 37312
>>37272
I don't think devourers just plane shift as easily as you suggest, but whatever, it's a spooky enough possibility

Trumpaladin orders the generals to return to and fortify the hallowed ground of the stadium, and coup up as much of the civilian population there as possible. Cute sex horse and necessary troops are to remain and shoot projectiles over the walls at enemy masses, however
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
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No.37274
37275
>>37273
It's not planeshift, it's Etherrealness, and they can use it at will at 20th caster level to freely shift between the material, Etherrealness, and astral planes.
Anonymous
7s1gk
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No.37275
>>37274
All the same, the wiki implies that they stay on the ethereal plane
Anonymous
UvqCJ
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No.37276
37277 37280
merry Christmas.
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
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No.37277
37278
ccf68c32e0b7892d5e0c72663f673bb9--minotaur-geeks.jpg
>>37276
Merry Christmas, Dixie.
Anonymous
UvqCJ
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No.37278
>>37277
thanks tracys faggot.
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
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No.37279
37280
I'm going to head off to dinner soon.
Merry Christmas everybody.
Anonymous
bl+OE
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No.37280
37281
image (3).jpg
>>37276
>>37279

Anonymous
UvqCJ
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No.37281
673576b41de8b654e2c44d9f2886066c582461d82bd157fefa2d6886ff19805a.png
>>37280

Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
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No.37282
>>37270
>>37271
Say he's using a Gargantuan Candy Cane. And he's wearing a suit of bright red polar bear bear hide armor.
Also, he has a beard, despite being a skeleton.
Anonymous
Aiv0R
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No.37283
37284 37285 37286 37287
147708-my-little-pony-friendship-is-magic-merry-christmas-from-luna-and-celestia.png.jpg
Bah humbug. Here for the duration, w/ energy drinks n shit.
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
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No.37284
>>37283
Lurking.
Anonymous
UvqCJ
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No.37285
>>37283
im around.
Anonymous
7s1gk
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No.37286
37288
>>37283
I'z have question, but I am afraid of the answer
Anonymous
UvqCJ
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No.37287
37288
>>37283
post a thez for the party pic.
Anonymous
Aiv0R
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No.37288
37289
thez.png
>>37287
I didn't save the one I would have gone with, but this one is fine.
>>37286
Okay o_O
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
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No.37289
37290
>>37288
>didn't save
Which one was that?
Anonymous
Aiv0R
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No.37290
37291
>>37289
It was a modified RL cosplay pic. The girl looked like Arya from Game of Thrones, wearing a leather tunic and with cosmetic ears, faced away from the camera.
What, I notice things. Xp
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
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No.37291
37292 37293 37296
3dpd attempt.jpg
>>37290
You mean this one I made?
I considered throwing it out, because the hair was fugged.
Anonymous
Aiv0R
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No.37292
37296
>>37291
Yes, that's the one
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
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No.37293
37294 37295
revenge.jpg
>>37291
Revenge for the kitten shoop. Santa's little helper.

Anonymous
bl+OE
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No.37294
1510378059043.png
>>37293
But it's so cute
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
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No.37295
37386
santas little helper.jpg
>>37293
Of course, we can't forget her cool Monk staff, and some holly because why not?
*insane laughter*
Anonymous
UvqCJ
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No.37296
37297 37298
partypic.png
>>37292
>>37291
i said it would be shit.
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
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No.37297
37299 37300
>>37296
That gave me a hearty chuckle.
Anonymous
bl+OE
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No.37298
37300
>>37296
Fucking Kek. I love how Torcuil is mostly a fabric sample
Anonymous
UvqCJ
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No.37299
9551f629d51b3dfe36aa7ce4400543d2fb5855e769573312528529d0c4a0fcd5.png
aa8ea99a732f71e965c94f9cd4558de4b611bde345f48383fef5c3508e4b1914.png
c540ba7c6cc249afcd89c2750bd1f7fb1b90c0e18933619c875e368381e07d11.png
>>37297

Anonymous
UvqCJ
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No.37300
37303
>>37298
>>37297
thanks guys
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
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No.37301
37303 37305
Will we be able to finish off the giant skeleton tonight?
Anonymous
UvqCJ
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No.37302
37304
partypic.png

Anonymous
bl+OE
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No.37303
>>37301
I can do it. We already landed hits in two rounds and now we are waiting for the giant's round

>>37300
You're welcome
*Hugs*
Anonymous
bl+OE
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No.37304
37307
1516617__safe_artist-colon-sciggles_angel wings_flash sentry_best friends_cider_cropped_pony.png
>>37302
D'aww, cute. Why is Tracy bigger than me though?
Anonymous
Aiv0R
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No.37305
37306 37308 37309 37310 37312
1510376002300-1.png
>>37301
Consider it finished, it was a big giant distraction anyway. A few rounds of coordinated attacks would kill.
Anonymous
bl+OE
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No.37306
37313
>>37305
Reeee I want to do math and kill it with math
Anonymous
UvqCJ
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No.37307
37308 37309
>>37304
because ms paint is the worst program ever.
Anonymous
bl+OE
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No.37308
37310 37313
status-report-or-damage-report.jpg
>>37305
>Distraction
Why am I not surprised
pic related

>>37307
Tis true. I am not good with programs
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
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No.37309
37311 37314
>>37305
Can I haz its club as a trophy?
>>37307
I never use anything but this:
https://pixlr.com/editor/
Anonymous
UvqCJ
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No.37310
37311 37313
>>37308
>>37305
i wonder (((who))) could be behind this attack?
Anonymous
bl+OE
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No.37311
37314 37315 37318
>>37309
The giant needs a special feat just to wield it. No. Now lets go attack the main force before they suck the souls of everyone in town

>>37310
*cough* Bush Dynasty *cough*
Anonymous
bl+OE
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No.37312
>>37305
Um... during the fight the generals were ordered back to the stadium... See >>37273

Anonymous
Aiv0R
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No.37313
37316 37317
>>37306
You're welcome to kill it with math
>>37308
Thez has been saying "too easy" for how long?
About 4 intermittent bang-sounds issue from within the city. Thez stops her murder spree and <whooof>
>>37310
(((who))) indeed? Didn't you get a hitler-vision recently?

Anonymous
UvqCJ
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No.37314
37318 37319
>>37309
thanks i didnt save the link.
>>37311
R-R-Rock-fellers.

Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
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No.37315
37316
97acd6829e34fbf36439735450927ed8--dragon-quotes-tabletop-rpg.jpg
>>37311
I know. I just want it.
Anonymous
bl+OE
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No.37316
37321
>>37313
>>37315
Get it later

"Towards the sounds!"
Spurs Horse
Anonymous
UvqCJ
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No.37317
37320
>>37313

>>37146
this one?
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
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No.37318
37319 37320 37324
Except she eats spongebobs target audience _686b2f4e2e8c95b3ff9427ead4468745.png
>>37311
>>37314
My money is on the Clintons.
Anonymous
bl+OE
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No.37319
37321
>>37318
>>37314
Or maybe, everyone at once. My God. It's 2016 all over again

*Raises sword*
*Spurs horse again*
Anonymous
Aiv0R
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No.37320
37322 37331
>>37317
I meant the video, but yeah he did kill some undead recently didn't he?
>>37318
No dynasty's yet, but there are some crazy liches up in the mix

Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
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No.37321
37323 37328
vrak_the_nightmare_by_olieboldador-d8t7da2.jpg
>>37316
"Unf!"
*gallops towards said sounds*
>>37319
She loses hit points when you spur her, fyi
"UNF!"
*gallops even faster*
Anonymous
UvqCJ
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No.37322
37327
>>37320
w-which video?
Anonymous
UvqCJ
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No.37323
37328
>>37321
>implying she don't like it.
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
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No.37324
37325 37328
are-you-ready-for-hillary-i-guess-so-body-image-1428710078.jpg
>>37318
The original pic of this looks scarier, desu...
Anonymous
UvqCJ
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No.37325
17_1.jpg
>>37324
you're right it is.
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
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No.37326
37328
If you destroy a lich in combat without offing its phylactery, do you still get XP?
Anonymous
Aiv0R
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No.37327
37329
>>37322
It was this one or one like it.
https://youtu.be/tjKmyM2EpU4
Anonymous
bl+OE
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No.37328
37330
>>37321
She's killed like 100 or so zombies and in part taken out a Cloud giant, and her HP went from 172, to 170 because her rider spurred her.
I kind of want to fuck the horse in that image...

>>37326
What spells does demon horse want?

>>37324
That legit is scarier

>>37323
I know right
Anonymous
UvqCJ
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No.37329
>>37327
SIEG HEIL!!
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
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No.37330
37335
>>37328
>Spell
Eagle's Spendor will help with Saving Throws.
Deathward sounds helpful against liches.
Bull's strength for attacks.
Heal Mount as go-to healing spells.

Wait until the battle. How many ranks did you put into Concentration?
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
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No.37331
37332 37335
>>37320
>liches
Bring 'em on.
Anonymous
Aiv0R
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No.37332
37334 37335
>>37331
I picked some choice liches for this initial encounter with liches,... crazy liches.
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
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No.37334
>>37332
How crazy?
Anonymous
bl+OE
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No.37335
37336 37337
>>37331
This

>>37330
Death ward is my intuition. Are you sure you want to use up level two spells because I think I may need to cast remove paralysis?

What do you think we're up against?
>>37332
Nice. Cast protection from evil, target self and mount. Cast resistance
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
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No.37336
37338
>>37335
>What do you think we're up against?
Every lich is a spellcaster with at least 11 levels. Expect high-level necromancers.
>I think I may need to cast remove paralysis?
Do as you wish, although you've got that spell-resistance cloak, and Heal Mount removes most status effects. Reminder that you're sharing Tracy's monstrous Saving Throw bonuses, so defense isn't as big of an issue.
Anonymous
Aiv0R
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No.37337
37338
>>37335
As the giant skeleton eventually falls to Tracy and Trump's direct and insistent attack, a feeling of dread seems to spread.
As soon as the spell is active, it becomes hyper-active, burning its self out after about 4 rounds of hyper-visual-activity.
Anonymous
bl+OE
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No.37338
37339 37342 37344
So as I understand it, Trumpaladin has a +10 fort base, +1 for his Constitution modifier, +4 for charisma, +1 for the stone of luck, and that Cloak of resistance which should be like +1-+5

Resistance adds +1
Protection from evil adds +2
>>37336
Yikes. We know at least one of them has the power to use finger of death...

I think the shared throw only benefits the mount, and also I did the math and it looks like both Tracy and Trump have +10 bases plus modifers

>>37337
Trumpacy advance towards the sound and danger with spuring and speed
Anonymous
Aiv0R
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No.37339
37340 37341 37344
>>37338
Since coming from the giant fight at the bridge, Trump and Tracy can only directly affect one leg of the incursion. Don't worry, you get to kill Ruth Bader Ginsberg.
Anonymous
bl+OE
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No.37340
>>37339
The Notorious RBG you say? Nice

I like her argumentation style...
Anonymous
bl+OE
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No.37341
37346
>>37339
Where did she land?
Anonymous
UvqCJ
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No.37342
37343 37345
>>37338
Finger of death only kills you if you are a bitch.
Anonymous
bl+OE
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No.37343
>>37342
So true. I've got like a ~20+ fort save now anyways
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
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No.37344
37347
>>37338
They can tough-out pretty much any spell with a save.
>Finger of Death
Don't be a bitch.
Unless you run into some lvl 30 Archmage, it won't be anything to be afraid of.
If ypou're afraid, cast Deathward.
>>37339
Can't she jump/fly over the horde to get to the action faster?
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
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No.37345
>>37342
This.
Anonymous
Aiv0R
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No.37346
37347
>>37341
She more floated in. It is as though a dark cloud interjected its self, accentuated by a skeletal face.with "brown" tightly knit "hair". Upon critical review, you can't be certain that any aspect is "alive"
Anonymous
bl+OE
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No.37347
37348 37350
>>37344
They are going into town. Fly or gallop, either way it's 100 ft.

Some of these spells have very high DCs, like 10+1/2 caster level plus charisma modifer. At least that can be high

>>37346
I was in the Court Room the day Whole Women's Health was delivered by the Justices. I saw Ruth Bader Ginsberg. As the Justices walked away and back into their quarters, RBG took much, much longer than any of the others. Holy hell is she old
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
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No.37348
37349
>>37347
Stop worrying about meta and focus on the fight. TRrumpaladin doesn't know shit about necromancy, so it doesn't matter if we do.
Anonymous
bl+OE
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No.37349
>>37348
Then fucken' fly to it

*Raises sword*
Anonymous
Aiv0R
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No.37350
37354 37357
>>37347
Dood, read the writing. She's unholy and profane and is being held together by force of magical will rather than biological design. And she'll die soon.
Anonymous
bl+OE
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No.37352
37353
>>37351
I only have one level 4 spell. I can do one or the other, but not both...
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
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No.37353
>>37352
Fuck it.
Anonymous
bl+OE
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No.37354
37356
>>37350
That's a pretty accurate description
Anonymous
UvqCJ
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No.37355
37357 37359
i charge rbg on uatchit.
Anonymous
Aiv0R
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No.37356
>>37354
There's 3 of them in this encounter desu, she's just one (the "oldest")
Anonymous
bl+OE
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No.37357
>>37350
GM, can I do a lay of hands touch attack while charging?

>>37355
Go to a different Lich. There are plenty of Lichs
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
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No.37359
37361
>>37355
Use one of your mass heal spells.
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
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No.37360
37363
Can Tracy attack with her chain before they get there? It's got a 60 ft range.
Anonymous
UvqCJ
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No.37361
37362
>>37359
i am when i get close to a lich.
Anonymous
bl+OE
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No.37362
>>37361
There are a lot of lichs in town, you should probably check another area...
Anonymous
bl+OE
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No.37363
>>37360
She can travel at twice her speed in a charge round. that's 200 feet. She'd be in range before it mattered
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
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No.37364
37365
Can they see the other liches from where they are?
Anonymous
bl+OE
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No.37365
>>37364
>>37364
I want to know who they are

Is it Kagan and Sotomayor? Are their clerks Vampire helpers?
Anonymous
bl+OE
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No.37366
37367 37370
Fucking Anthony Kennedy too
Anonymous
UvqCJ
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No.37367
37368 37370
>>37366
is soros here?
Anonymous
bl+OE
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No.37368
37369
>>37367
Soros is a balor. These are liches
Anonymous
UvqCJ
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No.37369
>>37368
all jews are the same desu.
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
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No.37370
37371
>>37366
Wait for it, Anon.
>>37367
It'd already be clear if he were. You could see him from a mile away, with the height and the flame.
Anonymous
bl+OE
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No.37371
37372
>>37370
Any desired spells?

Deathward would last 16 minutes on both Trump and Tracy
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
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No.37372
>>37371
Wait for the encounter first.
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
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No.37373
37374 37375 37377
Anyone still there?
Anonymous
UvqCJ
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No.37374
37376
0aa1d9f3988fa2483a2769cee7aa78b6fc8e95ded9c938de49358e51efeb66a5.jpg
>>37373

Anonymous
bl+OE
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No.37375
Booped anon filly.jpg
>>37373
>>37373
Boop

I'm watch a movie with family per Christmas tradition though
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
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No.37376
37378
>>37374
kek
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
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No.37377
37378
>>37373
Well, I'll probably lurk for the next couple hours.
Anonymous
UvqCJ
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No.37378
>>37376
>>37377

Anonymous
UvqCJ
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No.37379
37380
1610221__semi-dash-grimdark_rainbow dash_twilight sparkle_blood_brainlet_crying_meme_wat_wojak.png

Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
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No.37380
37381
>>37379
Kek. I just saw that one on my watchlist.
Anonymous
UvqCJ
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No.37381
37382
4b4c9762fdfef2fa748002645bfec547bbcbac6232a1cf4347cf4313c99edfac.png
>>37380

Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
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No.37382
37383
>>37381
???
Anonymous
UvqCJ
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No.37383
1478937__safe_artist-colon-glimglam_starlight glimmer_4th of july_female_freedom_hat_holiday_independence day_mare_meme_mouth hold_pony_simple backgrou.png
1525342__safe_artist-colon-aaronkid14_artist-colon-aaronkidney14_oc_oc only_oc-colon-rose bloom_blep_blushing_chest fluff_cute_meme_pony_simple backgro.png
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1560032__safe_artist-colon-nootaz_oc_oc-colon-nootaz_oc only_meme_russian meme_solo.jpeg
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>>37382
free memes
Anonymous
UvqCJ
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No.37384
1577480__suggestive_edit_edited screencap_screencap_tempest shadow_my little pony-colon- the movie_spoiler-colon-my little pony movie_bedroom eyes_comm.jpeg
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Anonymous
UvqCJ
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No.37385
3e1.jpg
1475157__safe_edit_applejack_equestria girls_dead meme_forever alone_leaf_meme_wat.jpeg
1531370__safe_artist-colon-threetwotwo32232_starlight glimmer_3d_3d glasses_3d glasses needed_anaglyph_boop_meme_solo_text_wow_wow! glimmer.jpeg
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gtg for a bit
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
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No.37386
37388
santas little helper.jpg
>>37295
I tried cleaning up her face and making the hair look a bit less terrible.
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
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No.37387
37388
Queen of the Fight Club.jpg
Desaturated this Wood Elf
Anonymous
Aiv0R
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No.37388
37389
>>37386
>>37387
Awww, thanks
Mrs. Sentry
8KSVG
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No.37389
37390 37394
>>37388
You're welcome.

Shameless Blogpost:
I'm going to go to a movie with my family for the next couple hours. They want to watch the new (((Star Wars))) film; i hope it's half-decent this year.
Anonymous
bl+OE
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No.37390
37394
>>37389
Good. Good. Blog post with us

I honestly believe it's not a bad movie. I watched it a couple nights ago with a friend when we went to see it at midnight. It's definitely better than the other two disney Star Wars films and any of the prequals,
although it drags on for way too long - it should have been shorter.
But I think it's a solid film

Anonymous
Aiv0R
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No.37391
37392 37402
276026-action5.jpg
So I hope everyone is having a wonderful holiday, allow me to get meta for a moment.
I've kind of painted myself into a corner. This was supposed to be the point at which the party becomes aware of certain aspects of the world through a lengthy villainous monologue/description, but Liches don't do that. In fact, in this context all they would do is attack. No explanations or dialogue, just a throwing of themselves and their resources against their opponent. Liches revive after a short period of time, and there's always more corpses to animate, so who cares? So, in the conclusion of the immediate situation, I'm going to introduce a new NPC to give convenient explanations. In this way, we can still meta as needed, but in a very tongue-in-cheek gesture it will enable characters to know stuff by way of convenient explanations. Pic related is convenient eplanation man
Anonymous
bl+OE
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No.37392
>>37391
>Implying Thez shouldn't already know all of this shit
That's okay, it's very easy to imagine the lichs have human lackeys that are taken alive

I'm finally making some plans for world building after the war is over.
The lack of international commerce has been putting a hold on my world building for a while, but hopefully I can get back in the game

Um... I got a few things I want for my Fae after the battle is over...
Anonymous
bl+OE
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No.37393
37394 37398
Merry Christmas.png
Merry Christmas Faggots!

Anonymous
TE1uM
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No.37394
37395 37396
>>37393
Merry Christmas
>>37390
>>37389
IMO the new one is mainly hated because of the guy who dies at the end. I feel most people can't look over that detail, and hate the rest of the movie because of it. The only film I personally won't sit down and watch is the Phantom Menace. I like how (((disney))) is doing with it, but I still prefer the books.Go ahead, shit on me
Anonymous
Aiv0R
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No.37395
37396
>>37394
books ftw
Anonymous
UvqCJ
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No.37396
37397
1513197449851.png
>>37395
>>37394

Anonymous
TE1uM
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No.37397
37399 37400
>>37396
Do I redeem myself by currently reading The Art of the Deal?
Anonymous
UvqCJ
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No.37398
37399
1505341778799-2.jpg
>>37393
Merry Christmas modanon.
Anonymous
bl+OE
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No.37399
37401
>>37397
Yes. Absolutely. I've felt kind of lonely here making references to it, but no one gets my references because I am the only person who has read it

>>37398
D'aww, thanks. Merry Christmas Dixie
Anonymous
UvqCJ
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No.37400
37401
1513196371927.png
>>37397

Anonymous
TE1uM
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No.37401
>>37399
Prepare to have your references understood Donny
>>37400
Mein Kampf is next on my reading list don't worry
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
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No.37402
37403 37404
>>37391
Well, I assume the liches didn't go down without a fight. How many spell slots did it take to fell them? How much energy did we expend?
Anonymous
Aiv0R
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No.37403
37404 37408 37411 37442
>>37402
Oh certainly not, and the Liches timed their arrival. At the same time they're arriving (there's three) a mix of screams of alarm and panic can be heard from within the port.
For those at the bridge, there's Ruth Bader Ginsberg. For those at the port there is Nanci Pelosi, and for those at the sewer (is there anyone even?) there's Dianne Feinstein.
Anonymous
cTovl
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No.37404
37407 37410
>>37403
Infernius was supposed to be at the sewer, but we can kill Fienstien after The Notorious RBG is semi-kill

>>37402
Do you not want to play out the combat sequence?
Anonymous
cTovl
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No.37406
>>37405
Why do you assume we are not going to kill the licks in combat? They need a chance to kill us, after all
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
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No.37407
37409
>>37404
Infernius left the sewer.
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
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No.37408
37410
>>37403
Can we start the charge soon?
Anonymous
cTovl
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No.37409
>>37407
I am aware. He should head back
Anonymous
Aiv0R
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No.37410
37412 37413
>>37404
I had planned to play it out a bit, as players are able. The biggest risk to players is human resources, reputation, and immediate adversary.
>>37405
Thats the the thing about liches, you can kill the image/presence all you want and it'll b back in some days; one must kill the phylactery, also for swag.
>>37408
Allyps, vargouilles, shadows, and other base undead lunge at Trump, each dying in rapid and often continuous succession when coinciding with Vandereium's abilities. Maintaining a perimeter is pretty easy. Trump can turn undead, say "Football" (1x/day) or move (incurring attacks of opportunity, aside from attacks or item use.
Anonymous
UvqCJ
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No.37411
>>37403
I am in the sewers.
Anonymous
cTovl
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No.37412
37415
>>37410
Well fuck me. Where is RBG relative to me? Where am I? Am I unmounted again?
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
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No.37413
37414
>>37410
Can't Tracy just fly over all of the grunts and charge straight for Ruth?
Anonymous
cTovl
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No.37414
37416
>>37413
All three listed enemy types are flying...
Anonymous
Aiv0R
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No.37415
37417 37418 37423
>>37412
High in the air, appearing as a dense dark cloud or fog, a disgusting mask of decayed flesh is stuck half-assedly out one side on a broom handle as a "recognizable face"
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
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No.37416
37418
>>37414
Fuck it. Trample Attack while attempting to Overrun them, while Trump keeps swinging his sword, and continue the charge. Tracy is Huge and has 31 Str, so she can Trample just about anything that doesn't choose to get out of her way.
Anonymous
bl+OE
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No.37417
37422
>>37415
Alright, is it possible to move forward without more than normal attacks? What about using the generals to shoot arrows to clear a path?

Can cute sex horse use the grape-shot type effect of the Trebuchet fire to clear a path?

Does daylight scare them away?
Anonymous
bl+OE
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No.37418
>>37416
>>37415
Um... Trumpaladin re-kills anything undead that comes in range
Anonymous
bl+OE
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No.37420
37421
>>37419
It's not a weapon and it's not in range

Now should we use NPCs with range attacks to help clear the gap, proceed forward at risk, or use the holy word to clear a circle?
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
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No.37421
37424
>>37420
I meant Disarm, and a broom could count as a weapon.
Anyway, can Tracy knock the old "lady" off the broom with her 60 ft chain?
Anonymous
Aiv0R
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No.37422
37423 37424
>>37417
Yes, the trebuchet.<WHUDDDD> sounds off from the rear. "What are you aiming at? No seriously, what? The giant is meta-kill, what else is there?" Slovenia demands, showing visual cues that she had most enjoyed fing the toys. "Sound off targets!" her voice somehow cuts through the din of hundreds of undead spoops clamoring around.
Anonymous
bl+OE
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No.37423
>>37415
To Fae

>"Second enemy wave appears to be proceeding from the same points of attack as the first. Send all combat personnel back to the walls, and engage via ranged attacks. You yourself shall engage in flying targets that come too close, or assist the ground troops"

>>37422
"Target this dense horde of flying and grounded undead! It is absolutely impossible for you to miss. Target the mass between us and the cloud!"
Anonymous
bl+OE
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No.37424
37426 37427
>>37421
>>37422
And... My parents are making me eat dinner. Be back in a few minutes
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
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No.37425
Tracy is using her free-action smoke cloud every turn, btw.
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
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No.37426
37428
>>37424
Tracy continues plowing straight towards Ruth, crushing bones beneath her fiery hooves as she charges, reading her dancing chain to lash at the old caster once she gets withing 60 ft.
Anonymous
Aiv0R
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No.37427
>>37424
I too must eat. Not now, but soon. Go forth and nom good paladin. This part upcoming is where we take all the cards and resources we have been hiding/stashing/cultivating and throw them - almost literally - against the undead hoard context.
Anonymous
cTovl
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No.37428
37429
>>37426
60 feet is one third of her charge speed. She gets that close, unless there are too many undead to make a charge, she really ought to charge
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
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No.37429
37433
>>37428
How many squares away is she?
Aiv0R
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No.37430
37431
[1d20 = 2]
As Tracy dashes forward, often leaving a ruined opponent in her wake, a shrivelled voice calls out from the darkened cloud with the stupid broom puppet-head sticking out. "Hold," it shrieks
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
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No.37431
37432 37435
>>37430
Shit. Was that a save?
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
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No.37432
>>37431
How high-up is Tracy? It'll fucking suck if she drops Trump...
Anonymous
Aiv0R
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No.37433
37434 37435 37438
Tracy shrugs off, was that a compulsion attempt? Oh well, that dark cloud clearly needs to die cuz it sounds like spoopy talking.
>>37429
She was more than one round away, but her dice roll side-stepped the efficacy of her action.
So Tracy hovers-ish across from Ruth Bader Ginsberg along(?) with,....
Thez and the Fight club secured aspects of the town, while Infernius observed the giant pile or poo divide and segment into a few dozen piles of poo, which quickly and angrily look at him.
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
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No.37434
37436
>>37433
>along(?) with
Trump has been riding her the whole time.
>>37433
>her dice roll side-stepped the efficacy of her action
Does that mean she still has more rounds until she can attack with her chain?
Anonymous
bl+OE
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No.37435
>>37431
The Horse Shoes of the Peerless steed, combined with the already high bonus from being a Paladin's mount or Cauchemar, make Tracy basically immune to compulsion spells even from God-tier spell casters.

>>37433
All personel with ranged attacks - spartan, generals, and cute sex horse - who are not essential to hold the line, are to target undead between RBG and Trumpacy, as well as around them. Fae is to engage undead on the bridge, as reasonable to hold the line
Anonymous
bl+OE
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No.37436
37437
>>37434
Charge if possible. If not possible, I guess do ranged attacks, but you're in range of her spells, so you're basically waiting for her to kill us while we can't attack her with melee

"Get me closer. I want to hit her with my sword.

No really, almost all of our ways of harming her require us to get within ten feet. I could probably kill her in a single round with a buffed enough Paladin's lay of hands, but I need to touch her"
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
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No.37437
>>37436
Spirited Charge. Attempt to knock her off of her broom with the dancing chain once she gets within 60 ft.

Anonymous
bl+OE
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No.37438
>>37433
Ready Attack with Vanderiem and Smite Evil when in range
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
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No.37440
37442
>>37439
That might require a Concentration check, while riding at this rate point..
Anonymous
TE1uM
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No.37441
37442
How be the docks?
bl+OE
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No.37442
37443 37445 37453
>>37440
True. I went through a set of threads last night and discovered GM did not apply my Int modifier when calculating my Skill points, so I have more than realized that I can put into Ride and Concentration

>>37441
It's being visited by friendly undead senator Nancy Pelosi. See >>37403

\r
Anonymous
TE1uM
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No.37443
37446
>>37442
Can Torc drain the swamp?
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
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No.37445
37447
>>37442
I wish Tracy had moar Int... Or at least some moar Char..
Anonymous
bl+OE
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No.37446
37449
>>37443
Drain the Ocean?
Anonymous
bl+OE
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No.37447
37448
>>37445
Can you tell me what you want from it?
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
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No.37448
37452
>>37447
Skill and Death Attack+Spells from Int. Dark Blessing from Char.
Anonymous
TE1uM
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No.37449
37450
>>37446
More like get rid of these fuck ass zombie senators, but on a scale of 1 to "orbit of pluto" how far would draining the ocean launch my sides?
Anonymous
bl+OE
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No.37450
37451
>>37449
Uh... Target the senators if possible
Anonymous
TE1uM
?
No.37451
>>37450
Oh wait, why did I think you where GM?
I'm gonna wait and see what he says
Anonymous
bl+OE
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No.37452
37453 37454 37457
>>37448
Last Night, while going through sources on the internet, I discovered that Characters are supposed to recieve a new ability point every four levels. This means that every character, including Tracy, can add another point to an ability, now that they have achieved the 16th level.
Tracy's Int an Cha scores are both odd numbered, meaning she gains a modifier point on either if one more point is alloted to it


Merry Christmas
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
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No.37453
37455 37456
>>37442
Also, Don't use-up Death Ward. Cast Eagle's Splendor. You have high Char and Divine Grace. Save that Spell slot for Holy Sword to finish off the biggest boss.
>>37452
Merry Christmas.
Anonymous
Aiv0R
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No.37454
37457
>>37452
easy now, I insisted on those buffs long ago
Anonymous
bl+OE
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No.37455
>>37453
Good point on Death ward. Be advised it lasts 16 minutes though, so probably more than one encounter

I want to use eagle's splendor to buff a lay of hands attack though. How many more waves do you think are comming?
Anonymous
bl+OE
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No.37456
37458 37459
>>37453
Tracy also has an odd numbered Dexterity score, meaning she gains +1 to her AC, +1 to her ranged attack score, and +1 to her chain attack score/rapier attack score if she gets the weapon finesse feat, if just one more point is allotted there
Anonymous
TE1uM
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No.37457
>>37452
>Torc's charisma isn't odd
>can't get a bonus to make fucking random things easier
Sad
>>37454
What would drain the swamp do against the zombie senators?
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
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No.37458
37460
>>37456
I thought she had Finess by now? She was training to finess her chain this week in the holodeck.
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
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No.37459
37462
>>37456
Why did you want a Spell Resistance Cloak instead of a Cloak of Charisma? It would've been better for saves against spells.
Anonymous
bl+OE
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No.37460
37461
>>37458
It's been less than a day in game time since they came back from the hunting trip. And a lot of that has been spent talking or feeding birds or killing ponimaru [-]but not having sex reeeee and all the other things Tracy does in a day
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
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No.37461
37462
>>37460
Handling those huge birds should count towards Dodge training...
Anonymous
bl+OE
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No.37462
37463
>>37459
Because a cloak of charisma adds from +2 to +6 to a Cha score, whereas a Cloak of resistance adds from +1 to +6 to savings throws. Basically he could get the same bonus from a +3 resistance cloak as an epic tier cloak of charisma

>>37461
Maybe. It's one solid week of training per feat though. Doesn't come cheap. I do know a few feats I want to give my Fae though...
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
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No.37463
37464 37465
>>37462
>Basically he could get the same bonus from a +3 resistance cloak as an epic tier cloak of charisma
Yeah, so why not just go for higher Char, and use that bonus to also count towards Lay On Hands, Diplomacy, Leadership, etc? Tracy made one for him, but she just dyed it black and used it on herself after she saw he got another one.
>>37462
>give my Fae though
Can we just give feats to our animals? I thought it takes a year to train a magical beast to do one thing?
Can Tracy give feats to her birds?
Anonymous
bl+OE
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No.37464
37466
>>37463
Aww. That's sweet
Can he's still use it for the Paladin's Lay of Hands attack? A +2 cloak would do 16 HP damage.

I think I asked for both a Cloak of Charisma and a Cloak of Resistance, so maybe both?

>>37463
Well, Fae is a magical beast, which should help her. I'm going to try to advance her as much as GM will let me. There are Feats specific to monsters that Fae can take that I want for her
Anonymous
bl+OE
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No.37465
37468
>>37463
I believed and continue to believe that that Rapier of Puncture is perfect for Tracy. With the weapons Finesse feat, as well as the 5e version of the shape shifter's armor or a skillful placing of ability points, Tracy could have a +5 dexterity bonus to attack as well as the sword's +2 bonus for +7, besides the sword's special attack.

Apparently Infernius already promised the sword to someone else. But Tracy is a neutral evil thief. She doesn't give a shit about any promises to anyone, with the possible exception of her betrothal, and she certainly wouldn't care for an agreement she wasn't party to.
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
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No.37466
37467
>>37464
>which should help her
Shouldn't it be the opposite? It takes a whole year to train a magical beast, while it only takes one week to train an animal. Animals may have low Int, but they're trained to exploit those slots much more easily than magical beasts; that's really the only excuse for giving them such low Int in the first place.
Anonymous
bl+OE
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No.37467
37468
>>37466
Fuck if I know. I just know I'm putting Fae in the holodeck and having her train towards a monster feat until GM tells me not to
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
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No.37468
37469
>>37465
>that Rapier of Puncture is perfect for Tracy
Yeah, but it belongs to Darkie.
>She doesn't give a shit about any promises to anyone
True, but I'm not about to take my chance with stealing from the higher-level thief. I'll just murder other NPCs for their shit.
>>37467
It also requires an Epic Check in Handle Animal. How many ranks did you put into that? Paladin's (and Blackguards) have that skill for the sake of training their horses, which only require a 15-20 DC to train.
bl+OE
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No.37469
37470 37472
>>37468
Oh fuck off. Do you want to tell me how you're keeping animals exactly? You don't get an animal companion, you don't get a familiar, and it's only GM haxxor that's letting you get not one but two animals that are not mere animals But giant fucking animals that should eat Tracy, not listen to her

Now let me advance my NPC mount the way you normally advance an NPC

>It belongs to Darkie
Are you playing a lawful Good character? If yes, then please cut the "kill the unicorn" bullshit. If no, then please stop being a hypocrite and moralizing

>Not taking a chance with a higher level thief
Then will you please make Tracy not take her chances against a higher level Wizard, a Higher level Cleric, and possibly a god-level monk while trying to kill a demi-god unicorn?
\r
Anonymous
TE1uM
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No.37470
37471
>>37469
>higher level wizard
Techinacally Torc is lvl 16 too.
Anonymous
bl+OE
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No.37471
37472 37473
>>37470
The point is that the odds of success of Tracy against the entire party at once is much lower than Tracy versus Darkemeter
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
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No.37472
37474 37475
>>37469
>You don't get an animal companion
Animal Companions are special NPCs, like Paladins's mounts.
You can own/train as many creatures as you have time to Handle, although it takes time to manage them. Rearing them from birth makes it easier.
I'm not trying to give you a hard time, I'm just wondering if that'll work, since I'll gladly jump on that opportunity if it's allowed.
>tfw Rocs count as Animals
If I can give these birdies feats, I'll buff them into gods.
>>37471
When did she say she was fighting the entire party?
Anonymous
TE1uM
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No.37473
>>37471
Fair point
Anonymous
bl+OE
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No.37474
37475 37476
>>37472
I call Sam
Well, the Holodeck I think requires an intelligent creature. Birds could be trained, but probably can't train themselves

>Entire Party at once
Infernius always white knights, always, and now Torcuil is joining the mix Thank you Torcuil, she deserves someone to fight for her. I'll believe that Tracy can fight Torcuil, snek, and Trollestia all at once and win if Trumpaladin and Fae are fighting on her side, but throw in Infernius and it's no longer a fair fight.

She'd be much smarter to give it up, to delay a week, or to make a deal
Anonymous
TE1uM
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No.37475
37477 37478
>>37472
Well, I have been sadly, and unintntionally projecting myself a bit on the Troll/Torc relations.
I didn't really understand the point at first, so I blew it off. In reality, Troll has shown if a somewhat strange and perverted affection for Torc. This would lead the hermity old Torc to fall head over heels for Troll, because of his solitary background.
>>37474
TLDR, I've been fucking up my RPing
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
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No.37476
37478
>>37474
>Holodeck
Can feats be acquired outside the Holodeck? Some feats feel better off being acquired on the road.
>make a deal
That's literal cuckoldry. Also, didn't I say she was irrationally angry in character?
I don't like spoiling character intentions through meta.. Let her get there first.

Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
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No.37477
37478 37480
>>37475
Torc doesn't know that Troll cheated on him too though.
We'll get to that point later. Discussing it now just spoils shit. Let's kill these liches first.

Is GM here?
Anonymous
bl+OE
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No.37478
37479 37484
>>37476
>Outside of the holodeck
I would say yes, but the point is that it takes a literal 40 to 100 hours of doing something in order to get the feat. It's not super cheap, it's just obtainable

>Literal cuckholdry
How is that literal Cuckholdry? As I understand the meaning of the term, it means "a person whose partner has had sex with someone else besides the person while in the relationship." No one is having sex in most possible deals, so where is the cukholdry?

>Let her get there first
You know he'll try to talk her down long before she gets there, right?

>>37475
Nevermind the romantic aspect. If a demi-god unicorn agrees to be your "steed and ally," you say yes

>>37477
Yes he does. The character talked to Tracy after Tracy found out. Also, Torcuil cheated on Trollestia
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
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No.37479
37482 37487
>>37478
>where is the cukholdry?
Cuckoldry involves consent or inaction of the other partner, otherwise it's NTR.