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Hearths Warming Fruit Cake
Anonymous
XvSkz
?
No.36660
36664
With Nuts of course.

Happy Holidays to everyone! Whether you celebrate Christmas, Yule, Hearths Warming, or some other degenerate (Kwanza) or (((unspoken))) tradition, I hope you have a safe and 'as happy as possible' holiday season as you no doubt maneuver in and out of the world of normies and others!
I have no idea if any crucial gaming will occur weekend, but its about to get funky-fresh on several fronts. We last left Torcuil trying to navigate through Krenshal for someone skilled and crazy enough to build a Robo-ponk. Trumpaladin and Tracy were getting their things together to hunt a Unicorn with Elway's blessing and direction. Thez is being a little bit emo (its the hormones) while Infernius continues being a dutiful and upstanding guy.
What will happen next, and in what order? Will the players defy GM's careful designs for the umpteenth time? You can bet on that!
1162 replies and 131 files omitted.
Anonymous
TE1uM
?
No.36864
36877
>>36860
Ah, I understand. Go ahead and say it can't be done, idc
"That'sunderstandable,canIcheckbackinabout, ohsayanhour?"
Anonymous
UvqCJ
?
No.36865
>>36860
*follows her voice*
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
?
No.36866
36871
>>36863
>'Kill her!'
>'Kill her!'
>'Kill her!'
>'Kill her!'
>'Kill her!'
>'Kill her!'
>'Kill her!'
>'Kill her!'
>'Kill her!'
>'Kill her!'
>'Kill her!'
>'Kill her!'
>'Kill her!'
>'Kill her!'
>'Kill her!'
>*uncontrollable bloodlust surges into his mind and fills him to the brim*
Anonymous
XvSkz
?
No.36867
36868 36869
nao.png
>>36862
And where is Tracy positioned?
Consider the area around the stables looking ish like so. To converse, Trump would have to be in the open to her, and I'm assuming he's approaching.
Anonymous
7s1gk
?
No.36868
>>36867
Trump has positioned himself as between troll and the exit as possible
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
?
No.36869
>>36867
She's hidden just around the corner, in range for a Sneak Attack, her alignment magically concealed.
Anonymous
XvSkz
?
No.36870
36872 36873 36874 36875
Thez comes out of ethereal in the center of the hallway, drawing Trollestia's attention, as well as Trump and Tracy's.
"Fuck."
Anonymous
7s1gk
?
No.36871
>>36866
>"I thought you wanted to catch her flat footed with a sneak attack as I distracted her"
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
?
No.36872
36876
>>36870
*Death Stare*
Anonymous
UvqCJ
?
No.36873
>>36870
*walks in*
Anonymous
7s1gk
?
No.36874
36876
>>36870
"OH COME ON! You decide to show up finally and it's now and here!"
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
?
No.36875
36878 36879
>>36870
Tracy ignores Thez, and Makes her triple Sneak Attack while Troll's attention is divered with two Been-edged bane daggers and her sword.
Anonymous
XvSkz
?
No.36876
36881 36885
>>36872
Thez has a weird look in her eye. "You've got assassins, yes? You should call them.
>>36874
Well, you guys wanted to get up out of the Court City, Thez said "they'll be back", and its far easier for me to wage an epic-scale conflict when all the party's general and human resources are on hand. ^_^
Anonymous
TE1uM
?
No.36877
>>36864
Incase you didn't pick up, I wanna get Torc to the tower
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
?
No.36878
>>36875
Death Attack*
diverted*
keen*
Anonymous
7s1gk
?
No.36879
36882
>>36875
Roll the dice or it doesn't count

>"No! Abandon plan!"
XvSkz
?
No.36880
36883
[3d20 = 17]
>>3687 →
Teleport?


Anonymous
7s1gk
?
No.36881
36884
>>36876
Can I'z mount Troll?

Trumpaladin backs away and slips out of the room
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
?
No.36882
>>36879
>'There are no brakes on this train'
>implying you roll for Sneak Attacks
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
?
No.36883
>>36880
What was that? The fortitude for the Death attacks or the Reflex for the Sneak Attacks?
Anonymous
UvqCJ
?
No.36884
36886
>>36881
*blocks your path*
"not so fast!"
Anonymous
7s1gk
?
No.36885
>>36876
I TRIED to bring her last time, but SOMEONE said something about her being unsubtle
Anonymous
7s1gk
?
No.36886
36889
>>36884
"Why? Let me pass"
Anonymous
XvSkz
?
No.36887
36890 36891 36892 36894 36895 36900
Remember, those aren't attack rolls, those are saving throws. Trollestia takes a long-swipe up the side of her neck, while getting stabbed through the chest-plate (not ALL the way through her but most of the way) while another dagger disembowels her in sudoku-like efficiency.
I don't even need to roll the dice on that one. Trollestia is kill. And then, Trollestia changes shape and form, and a very-murdered and partially dissected Ponimaru lies on the ground in front of Tracy.
Anonymous
UvqCJ
?
No.36889
36893
>>36886
"what going on here?"
Anonymous
TE1uM
?
No.36890
>>36887
Well fuck.
I'VE BEEN CATFISHED
Anonymous
7s1gk
?
No.36891
36895 36896
>>36887
Goddamn it. Fuck you Thez. Fuck you.
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
?
No.36892
36895 36896
>>36887
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I used Detect Good for exactly this reason. Does Ponimaru have an aura?
"Faust almighty! Where is she?!"
*assumes monstrous shape*
Anonymous
7s1gk
?
No.36893
>>36889
"I can't be here right now. Stand aside"
UvqCJ
?
No.36894
36896 36898 36900 36918
[3d20 = 40]
>>36887
"oh no ponimaru!"
*draws sword pushes trump out of the way.*
"tracy what have you done?!"
slash slash slash
Anonymous
7s1gk
?
No.36895
>>36892
>>36891
>>36887
Nevermind. I misread that scene. Trumpaladin says "clever girl" and leaves the room
Anonymous
XvSkz
?
No.36896
36897 36899
>>36891
Oh relax, its far more complicated than you think.
>>36892
Yes, Ponimaru is good, and in this case was polymorphed to appear as Trollestia in exchange for a previous favor she did for him. Meta, so no immediate responses, just shock and awe.
>>36894
Already? You're attacking?
Anonymous
UvqCJ
?
No.36897
>>36896
yes.
7s1gk
?
No.36898
36901
[4d20 = 51]
>>36894
"LEAVE TRACY ALONE!"

Quick draw Vanderien. draw ring shield.

Slash Infernious
Anonymous
TE1uM
?
No.36899
>>36896
>Torc wasn't catfished
Good
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
?
No.36900
36903 36908
>>36894
Pushing Trump should require its own action, shouldn't it?
Does she get an Attack of opportunity?
>>36887
"What did I tell you about being a white-knight?!"
*shoves body in the bag and disappears into the Ethereal plane*
Anonymous
XvSkz
?
No.36901
36904
>>36898
"I don't know lad, I dunna like this situation a tall!" Vandereim says.
So Infernius has first declared action. In this sense, he is taking initiative (decisive first move). Everyone else rolls for initiative, behind his stated move.
Anonymous
TE1uM
?
No.36902
36905
"I'llbebacksoon,Iwanttogocheckonmyfriends."
Torc teleports to the Tower after grabbing some food.
Hearing noises in the stable he heads that way and walks in.
"I got....
Food..."
Gif related
Anonymous
7s1gk
?
No.36903
36906 36918
>>36900
You can get the body or you can jaunt. You cannot do both in the same round. Pick one
7s1gk
?
No.36904
36918
[1d20 = 15]
>>36901

Anonymous
TE1uM
?
No.36905
>>36902
Gif didn't attach, and won't fucking attach
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
?
No.36906
36909
>>36903
Did she take that hit, or did Infernius fail to push Trump to the side?
If she's not wounded, she puts the body in the bag, if she 's hurt, she jaunts.
Anonymous
TE1uM
?
No.36907
"What the fuck are you wankstains doing?"
Anonymous
XvSkz
?
No.36908
36911 36912 36914
>>36900
Tracy is greeted by a looming ring of very tall and very evil undead. Some with cages for torsos, inside which lie little grasping forms with hollowed-out glowing eyes, faces seeming to shriek with no words coming out, others seem a slender representation of the night its self, with sinister eyes being the only apparent distinction about them. Myriad forms swirl about, of a variety of forms and shapes and appearances, all held back meekly by a silly hat with a charm attached that Tracy gave Thez one time, with a piece of string about 60'diameter chalked out. The circle represents a position on a sphere which though not represented can be observed by all sorts of ghoulish nastiness piling on top of and along an invisible barrier.
Anonymous
7s1gk
?
No.36909
>>36906
He has insane strength. That round of attacks would kill her I think
4NBId
?
No.36910
[1d20 = 13]
Rolling initiative.
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
?
No.36911
36914
>>36908
Well fuck...
TE1uM
?
No.36912
36913 36918
[1d20 = 3]
Ah fucking hell, why did Torc teleport back?
>>36908
"WHAT THE ACTUAL EVER LIVING FUCK?!"
I guess initiative
Anonymous
TE1uM
?
No.36913
>>36912
>3
>fucking 3
Torc is going last, isn't he?
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
?
No.36914
36915 36918
>>36911
She says that out loud.
>>36908
>barrier
I'm confused. Is it keeping them out or holding her in?
Anonymous
7s1gk
?
No.36915
36916
>>36914
Keeping them out. Now go to a nearby room, enter the material plane, go to Flashy so he can heal you, mount you, and the two can flee to Mexico
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
?
No.36916
36919 36923
>>36915
She does this.
Then she flies off with him to the forest which is still on fore, frothing at the mouth.
Anonymous
7s1gk
?
No.36917
36919
Trumpaladin uses his dimension door helm to go to a room in the tower on a different floor, then calls Tracy as mount
Anonymous
XvSkz
?
No.36918
36919 36920 36921 36922 36924
>>36894
Alright, so the 16 and the 19 would have hit, but drawing a sword is a move action without the requisite feat, meaning Infernius could charge and draw his weapon, or he could attack w/ fists. Since he's unarmed, he could attempt a grapple for both without drawing an attack of opportunity, having ahem grappled with Thez on so many occasions.
>>36904
K, you got a 20 so I'll put you in second.
At the last moment, Vandereim veers off of course, causing a miss. "Lad, this doesn't seem anything like ye. and I doont know if I can be a part of it."
>>36903
No, I'll allow both.
>>36912
>3
Kek
>>36914
Them out, but its very weak and obviously improvised.
Thez takes a deep breath, while from the entrance an emerging Gestapo specialist enters and yells out in unison. "We're under attack,"/"WE'RE UNDER ATTACK!!!"

Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
?
No.36919
>>36918
>>36916
>>36917

Anonymous
TE1uM
?
No.36920
>>36918
Adm. Torc yells at the specialist "By fucking WHAT MAN?"
Torc throws snek staff and wraps Mr. Snek around him, then draws both pistols.
Anonymous
UvqCJ
?
No.36921
36925 36928
>>36918
"WHAT! BY WHO?!"
Anonymous
7s1gk
?
No.36922
>>36918
To Vanderiem:
"No, I don't want any part of this, but Tracy expects things from me. She expects me to attack her attackers when she is attacked"
Anonymous
XvSkz
?
No.36923
36926
>>36916
Hold on tiger, you used up your move gathering the body and going ethereal where there's the pile of undead.
Thez <shoooomp> meshes in and gestures.
"I don't know how long the seal I put up will hold them, but there they are. I don't know why they're there, but I doubt its a random occurrence, and this guy back here (meaning material) seems to have more information."
Anonymous
7s1gk
?
No.36924
36926
>>36918
Let's say that Trumpaladin Dimension doors out of the scene, and calls Tracy in the new room
Anonymous
XvSkz
?
No.36925
36927
>>36921
"The dead!" the man says, not fearfully but desperately. "Legions"
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
?
No.36926
36929 36930
>>36923
[angry monster noises]
>>36924
Stay there faggot. Don't make her use-up a turn finding him.
Anonymous
TE1uM
?
No.36927
36939
>>36925
"Legions?"
Torc turns to Thez looking for an explanation
"The fuck are legions?"
Anonymous
XvSkz
?
No.36928
36931
>>36921
Too late faggot, is he beating/grappeling or is he drawing a weapon and smash?
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
?
No.36929
>>36926
"She made the little weeb take the hit for her. I don't believe it!"
[furious nightmare noises]
Anonymous
7s1gk
?
No.36930
36933
>>36926
And get attacked by Infernius or Thez? No way in hell hes staying behind after being caught. Not a chance in hell. Not even for an invasion. He'd dimension door to a room, call Tracy, heal her, call Fae and ask her what is going on, and then go to the monestary to fetch his soldiers and figure out what to do from there. Also, Tracy could be killed by Infernius if she reappeared in that room. She should appear in a different room
Anonymous
UvqCJ
?
No.36931
36934
>>36928
Grapple.
Anonymous
TE1uM
?
No.36932
36935 36939
GM, is there anyway Torc cpuld get Troll to show up?
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
?
No.36933
36936
>>36930
Just move outside the stables.
Anonymous
7s1gk
?
No.36934
36937
>>36931
Yeah fuck you he's gone before your move
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
?
No.36935
>>36932
[bloodthirsty nightmare noises]
Anonymous
7s1gk
?
No.36936
36938
>>36933
Infernius would grapple. No. That's stupid
Anonymous
UvqCJ
?
No.36937
36940
>>36934
>implying
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
?
No.36938
>>36936
>>36936
He's not going to grapple after the Gestapo show up. Stay there.
[Furious nightmare noises]
Anonymous
XvSkz
?
No.36939
36942 36943 36945 36948
>>36927
"Imagine being surrounded on all sides, on 3 dimensions instead of 2 (spherical geometry) and you've got an idea. The ethreal plane should be considered compromised,"
>>36932
Oh she's outside the tower, and she's going full alicorn. She's pissed.
So with Infernius grappling, Tracy needs to roll 2 d20 saving throws.
7s1gk
?
No.36940
36941
[1d20 = 8]
>>36937
Grapple gives an attack of opportunity. Draw suigoto and attack of opportunity

Then fucking flash step the hell out of there
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
?
No.36941
36944 36946
>>36940
Why you attack the healer when meta reveals the undead are attacking? It doesn't stop the grapple either.
Anonymous
TE1uM
?
No.36942
36949
>>36939
>legion
"Welp, that sucks ass."
Torc heads outside to see how this is going down. What he see?
Anonymous
UvqCJ
?
No.36943
36949
>>36939
so we are surrounded on multiple planes?
Anonymous
7s1gk
?
No.36944
36945
>>36941
BECAUSE HE NEEDS TO AVOID GETTING KILLED! THE UNDEAD CAN WAIT UNTIL HE IS SAFE
4NBId
?
No.36945
36950
[2d20 = 18]
>>36939
Can she escape grapple with her escape artist check? She has 5 ranks in it.
>>36944
Relax. He's not getting killed.
Anonymous
7s1gk
?
No.36946
36948
>>36941
The attack of opportunity does. He has a +16 base, a +5 strength, +3 suigoto and rolled an 8 against Infernius's 17 AC, which means the attack landed and did damage, so the grapple fails
Anonymous
TE1uM
?
No.36947
>The dead always act as heralds of Legion's coming. In places of great death and destruction, where the dead are not buried, burned, or respected.
Well fuck................
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
?
No.36948
36951
>>36939
Wait, how did he grapple herwhile she was ethereal?
>>36946
Stop attacking PCs. We've got more important shit.
Anonymous
XvSkz
?
No.36949
36952 36953 36955
>>36943
"Eyyyuup."
>>36942
The port is surrounded by a ring of darkness. Its not pure darkness like on the ethereal plane, its a scorched and empty decayed sort of darkness. Much is zombified, others are skeletal. Some aren't even specific creatures, they're just a collection of bones that happens to make a weird distorted bone murder shape. Its as though the collective natural deposits of the land have been animated to emerge and combine.

Anonymous
7s1gk
?
No.36950
36955 36965
>>36945
He's spooked. Trollestia should have known about the plan ahead of time because he told her, but Infernius and Thez should not have been there. He's running the fuck away until he's in a safe spot, then he'll figure out what the fuck to do from there
Anonymous
7s1gk
?
No.36951
>>36948
Nigger that's him fucking fleeing
Anonymous
TE1uM
?
No.36952
>>36949
>doot doot
"TROLL, CAN I GET A LIFT?"
Anonymous
UvqCJ
?
No.36953
36960
>>36949
i rush outside on uatchit.
Anonymous
7s1gk
?
No.36954
Call Fae. Ask her what the hell that guy meant by "invasion"
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
?
No.36955
36956 36957 36960
>>36950
He's the Paladin. Paladins don't run.
>>36949
Can Tracy go outside?
Where is Trollestia?
Anonymous
7s1gk
?
No.36956
36962
>>36955
It's a tactical withdrawal
Anonymous
UvqCJ
?
No.36957
36958
12c7906ba4984eeb9a1331a27cd2b2ef50d4ccba31a92e846697bb0b4a9e6b39.jpg
>>36955
>He's the Paladin. Paladins don't run.
this.
Anonymous
7s1gk
?
No.36958
36959 36962
>>36957
Fuck you nigger. And leave my waifu alone
Anonymous
UvqCJ
?
No.36959
36961 36962 36970
>>36958
fuck you this is all your fault faggot.
Anonymous
XvSkz
?
No.36960
36965
>>36953
She <whoooof> grabs onto Uatchit's underside.
>>36955
There's a radiant rainbow presence above the Tower that is shooting beams of light into the intermittent encroachment of arial undead, if thats what you're askying.

Anonymous
7s1gk
?
No.36961
36963
>>36959
What is? How?
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
?
No.36962
36964
>>36956
Do what you want...
>>36958
>>36959
Fight the zombies first, faggots.
Anonymous
UvqCJ
?
No.36963
36966
>>36961
>oh hurr durr let me fuck the unicorn even though i know tracy would hate it.
Anonymous
7s1gk
?
No.36964
36968
>>36962
He's still calling Tracy
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
?
No.36965
36967
>>36960
Can Tracy get a closer look from a distance?
>>36950
>Trollestia should have known about the plan ahead of time because he told her
[angry nerd noises]
Anonymous
7s1gk
?
No.36966
36969
>>36963
Oh hush. Killing Trollestia is a massive overreaction. And then killing Tracy over a damned non-magical horse is an even bigger overreaction
Anonymous
7s1gk
?
No.36967
>>36965
Tracy should t even know. She's on the ethereal plane and left before anyone mentioned the zombie invasion
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
?
No.36968
36972
>>36964
*goes to him and helps him on*
[angry nightmare noises]
She says something through EM link, but it's just incoherent monster ravings. She's absolutely rabid that she was fooled.
Anonymous
UvqCJ
?
No.36969
36971 36973 36979
>>36966
overreacton? you knew she would do it.
Anonymous
XvSkz
?
No.36970
36971 36976
>>36959
Thez reaches up and grabs Infernies for a moment. With a gesture she conveys that its going to suck, but will probably be okay,... maybe. She lets go of Uatchit and falls about (however many feet) into a huge wave of undead forms and starts mobbin'.
"I gotta mow the lawn!" can be heard as she falls away.
Anonymous
TE1uM
?
No.36971
36973 36984
>>36969
Thats a good point and nice dub 69's
Trump, what where you planning?
>>36970
Does Troll give Torc a lift?
Anonymous
7s1gk
?
No.36972
36974
>>36968
I'm the course of several rounds

Heal serous wounds on Tracy

Puts hands on Tracy (paladin's lay of hands) to calm her and heal her)

Calls Fae

asks Fae what the fuck is going on
Anonymous
7s1gk
?
No.36973
36976
>>36969
>>36971
No, I have no idea how she responds to things, and frankly she should never have known since she was away when it happened
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
?
No.36974
36975
>>36972
>serous wounds
How many Lay on Hands do you have left?
Anonymous
7s1gk
?
No.36975
36978
>>36974
Fine. Heal mount. He doesn't know it's undead attacking, he just knows that Tracy is almost dead
Anonymous
UvqCJ
?
No.36976
36978 36983
>>36973
she has the scent abilty. she could smell it. and bullshit you knew you just didnt care.
>>36970
"BE CAREFUL!!"
Anonymous
TE1uM
?
No.36977
36980
GM what level is Torc? 15 or 16?
Also, I need a rough estimation of how many undead are in the area.
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
?
No.36978
>>36975
Sjhe would've immediately told him about the Spooky Scary Skeletons.
>>36976
This
Anonymous
XvSkz
?
No.36979
36982 36984
>>36969
From his elevated position, Infernius can determine that there are three main points of possible entry; the Docks, the Main Gates, and the Sewers. Each area would require the attendance of one faction (the Gestapo, the Generals, etc.) and one character. This will require a bit of splitting up.
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
?
No.36980
36981 36984
>>36977
16
The whole town is covered in zombies.
Anonymous
XvSkz
?
No.36981
36985
>>36980
Surrounded, not covered. And there's skeletons and ghouls and ghasts and wights and other shits also
Anonymous
UvqCJ
?
No.36982
>>36979
"MEN TO THE GATE!!!!"
*flies to the gate.*
Anonymous
7s1gk
?
No.36983
36987
>>36976
I don't fucking know, it just seemed like an opportunity so I took it

>scent ability
No. I had no idea Tracy's faggot would claim to smell in it in the stables
Anonymous
TE1uM
?
No.36984
36992
>>36979
SEE >>36971
>>36980
I can work with lvl 16
>>36979
I guess Torc takes the docks.
"TROLL, WANNA GO FIGHT AT THE DOCKS AGAIN?"
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
?
No.36985
36988
>>36981
Where are Tracy and Trump atm?
Tracy is still rabid, furious about what just happened.
Anonymous
7s1gk
?
No.36986
36992
All of this happens while I am on a phone in a social situation an hour away from home. Fuck me
Anonymous
UvqCJ
?
No.36987
36992
>>36983
whatever im tired of arguing.
lets save port barry from communist zombies.
Anonymous
7s1gk
?
No.36988
36989
>>36985
He would be in his room until he's healed, then call Fae to him, and then go either to the monestary to get troops or to wherever the troops have deployed themselves, and then get to killing. Or make Fae get the mean and go straight to the killing
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
?
No.36989
36990
>>36988
He's on her back, right?
Tracy flies outside, still seething with rage.
Anonymous
7s1gk
?
No.36990
>>36989
Yes

To Fae
>"deploy the men. All of them. Try to evacuate civilians to a central safe area of possible. Tell me if we are needed immediately"
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
?
No.36991
36993
[frumious nightmare noises]
"Where is she?!"
Detect Good
Anonymous
XvSkz
?
No.36992
36994 36998 37003
>>36984
Trollestia spins into a dive toward the docks "So long as parties can avoid killing me, lets tend to business."
>>36986
Sorry dude
>>36987
Thez is murdering rampantly, but she can only take down 12 enemies per round, and there's literally thousands. It would take days.
Anonymous
7s1gk
?
No.36993
36995 36996
>>36991
"We were set up. Thez and Infernius should never have intervened. Situation's compromised. Anyways, I think we have a bigger problem right now. A guard said something about an invasion. I think there's an attack. And fuck me this is a terrible fucking time for an attack"
UvqCJ
?
No.36994
36997 37005
[3d20 = 24]
>>36992
i land at the main gate and start fighting.
how many are my men are there?
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
?
No.36995
37005
>>36993
*rears*
"WHERE IS SHE?!"
She's beside herself with rage.
Anonymous
XvSkz
?
No.36996
37004
>>36993
"What a convenient time for an attack"
said no one ever
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
?
No.36997
37002
>>36994
>melee
Use your Mass Heal spells. You could kill like 16 undead per turn that way.
Anonymous
7s1gk
?
No.36998
>>36992
Trumpaladin directs Fae to gather the men to fight at strong points, or fight a rearguard action if civilians can or need to be evacuated to any citadel like position

He tries to direct Tracy to attack anywhere the undead are near civilians

And Trumpaladin's faggot is designated driver again
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
?
No.37001
>inb4 no trips
Anonymous
7s1gk
?
No.37002
37004
>>36997
I can't check the D&D wiki and this thread and drive at the same time
Anonymous
TE1uM
?
No.37003
>>36992
"Aye-aye ma'am"
Torc heads towards the dock ready to cast a very good spell.
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
?
No.37004
37006
>>36996
Has Tracy spotted Troll yet?
>>37002
What are we going to do then?
Anonymous
XvSkz
?
No.37005
37009 37011
>>36995
Bee-line and rainbow-streaking toward the docks.
>>36994
"Only a handful sir, the rest r scattered throughout the town at varying rally-points."
Anonymous
7s1gk
?
No.37006
37010 37013
>>37004
Where are the undead? We fight the undead on the way to the monestary
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
?
No.37007
Is the forest still on fire?
TE1uM
?
No.37008
37023
[16d4 = 46]
http://www.dandwiki.com/wiki/SRD:Undeath_to_Death
This should fucking help at the docks.
Rollin 16d4
Anonymous
UvqCJ
?
No.37009
>>37005
"send word tell them to fight way over here."
*cure serous wounds mass*
Anonymous
XvSkz
?
No.37010
37012
>>37006
The undead are being repelled by the city walls except at the docks (tended by Torcuil and Trollestia), the Main Gates (unattended) and the Sewers (unattended)
Anonymous
7s1gk
?
No.37011
37014
>>37005
GM
1. Where are the undead
2. Where is trumps personal army
3. Where is Fae
Anonymous
7s1gk
?
No.37012
>>37010
Direct Geberajs and Spartans tabs Fae the gate. Direct Tracy and self to sewers
4NBId
?
No.37013
37016
83f.png
[3d20 = 37]
>>37006
Fuck it then.
Tracy swears on her mother's grave to finish off Troll once the battle is over and she's used up her spells, and begins mowing down undead creatures near the main gates in a whirling fury, using her sword.
>pic semi-related
Rolling for first round of attacks.
Anonymous
XvSkz
?
No.37014
37019
>>37011
"The Generals seem to have secured the stadium in the name of Football, where the word of John Elway who is himself football and is also the Denver Broncos and who's word has been heard by Trump and therefore conveyed to the team (because he's all about a strong team) the stadium is secure." says some random guy enthusiastically.
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
?
No.37016
>>37013
She has Great Cleave, can she attack again?
Anonymous
XvSkz
?
No.37017
37018 37020
K So now Tracy and Infernius are attending the Main gates. Thez is wading through the hoardes. Troll/Torc are going to the docks, who is going to the sewer? > Thinks Infernius
Anonymous
UvqCJ
?
No.37018
>>37017
sure.
7s1gk
?
No.37019
37024
[4d20 = 40]
>>37014
Is this a fallback position or no? Send them to the gates or walls if it usnt a citadel

Rolling because Tracy's favor is
Anonymous
7s1gk
?
No.37020
37021 37022 37024
>>37017
Goddamnit Tracy and trump are ridding. She's mounted. He's mounting her. They go to the one place it covered , wich is the sewers
4NBId
?
No.37021
37022 37025 37027
[3d20 = 42]
>>37020
Sewers don't sound suited for mounted combat.
Rolling second line of attacks because Great Cleave.
Anonymous
UvqCJ
?
No.37022
>>37020
>>37021
you guys can have the gate ill take the sewers.
Anonymous
TE1uM
?
No.37023
While waiting for a responce to >>37008

Does Torc being lvl16 mean lvl8 spells now?
Anonymous
XvSkz
?
No.37024
37026
>>37019
>stadium, fall-back
Yes, for both channeling citizens and civillians and preventing forces from assailing.
>>37020
So Infernius is alone at the gate, Troll/Torc are in the docks, and Trump/Tracy are in the sewers? Thez is messy with gore and bits, she could pass as a zombie if she'd slow down and stop murdering. but she's got her staff out and she doesn't show sign of slowing. "I don't think this is an attack force." she shouts at some point. "They seem kinda weak and squishy."
Anonymous
7s1gk
?
No.37025
37027
>>37021
I am driving. There is no way at all I can figure out I mounted combats. Go to the fucking series mounted

To Tracy "go to the ducking seerss"
Anonymous
UvqCJ
?
No.37026
>>37024
im going to the sewers they can have the gate.
4NBId
?
No.37027
37028 37029
[3d20 = 22]
>>37021
Can she strike again?
>>37025
>ducking seerss
"Wat?"
Anonymous
UvqCJ
?
No.37028
>>37027
>fucking sewers
4NBId
?
No.37029
37033 37035
[3d20 = 28]
>>37027
"I'm going to kill that bitch!"
Another round of attacks as she makes her way towards the ducking seerss
"If it's the last thing I do!"
Anonymous
7s1gk
?
No.37030
37031 37034
I can't roll or play right now. I won't be able to for 30 or more minutes. Just say Trumpaladin stats mounted on Tracy and swings at whatever enemies come near him. Some one do my rolls for me
TE1uM
?
No.37031
[20d1 = 20]
>>37030
K
Anonymous
XvSkz
?
No.37032
So now Trump is going to the ducking seerss, followed by Infernius, leaving the front gate wide open and the docks still well tended by Torc/Troll. I assume Tracy is with Trump? And where are the human resources? The Gestapo is placed throughout the city, so can't be directed, and the Generals are at the stadium. The Fight Club is active, but location unknown.
Anonymous
7s1gk
?
No.37033
37035
>>37029
We're back at the gates, Infernius is taking the sewers

You try spelling everything right typing while driving down a highway at 60
Anonymous
XvSkz
?
No.37034
>>37030
Don't worry, I'm just setting up storyline diversions and independent actions affecting a grander scale. We can wait.
4NBId
?
No.37035
37036 37039
[3d20 = 26]
>>37033
Shitposting while driving kills. Don't do it.
It'll be fine, just be ready to kill the unicorn by the end of the night.
>>37029
Cleaving
4NBId
?
No.37036
37037
[3d20 = 37]
>>37035
Can she cleave again?
Tracy releases her chain and lets it dance.
4NBId
?
No.37037
37038
[3d20 = 16]
>>37036
Again.
4NBId
?
No.37038
[3d20 = 38]
>>37037
Shit..
Anonymous
XvSkz
?
No.37039
37041 37042
>>37035
You're not that far, I'm just determining who is fighting what. The sewer is one set of encounters, the dock is another, and the main gate is the third.
Anonymous
TE1uM
?
No.37040
37044
>has no idea wtf is happening
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
?
No.37041
>>37039
Where is Tracy? At the gates?
Anonymous
UvqCJ
?
No.37042
37046
>>37039
ill direct my men to tell the gestapo to get to the sewers as fast as possible.
Anonymous
7s1gk
?
No.37043
37046
trump is riding Tracy at the main gates and slashing enemies
Anonymous
XvSkz
?
No.37044
37045
>>37040
The party is at a splitting point, to do with geographical characteristics of the port and the circumstances. I'm a little fuzzy on who is ending up where so its still up in the air.
Anonymous
TE1uM
?
No.37045
37047
>>37044
Does Torc's undeath to death do anything?
Also, what level spells can Torc use?
Anonymous
XvSkz
?
No.37046
37048
>>37043
K, Main Gates, got it. That's a good choice.
>>37042
Gestapo to sewers, confirmed. Is Infernius also?
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
?
No.37047
37049
>>37045
Just keep throwing out memes.
Anonymous
UvqCJ
?
No.37048
>>37046
ja.
Anonymous
TE1uM
?
No.37049
37050
>>37047
Do dead memes do extra damage against undead?
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
?
No.37050
>>37049
We'll decide when we see them.
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
?
No.37051
*is slashing her way through zombie*
"I did not *stab* need this tonight! Now the forest is going to burn to the ground before we get a move on."
Anonymous
TE1uM
?
No.37052
37053 37055
screen_shot_2016-10-19_at_5.35.26_pm.png
Torc summons his army
Anonymous
UvqCJ
?
No.37053
37054
>>37052
jew pep?
Anonymous
TE1uM
?
No.37054
37056
>>37053
He's the financal aid.
Anonymous
XvSkz
?
No.37055
37057
>>37052
Oh snap. From nowhere there were frogs of all different varieties and armaments. Its a good thing Torcuil went to the docks too.

Anonymous
UvqCJ
?
No.37056
>>37054
you should summon a Zombie killing pepe

TE1uM
?
No.37057
37058 37059
[2d20 = 13]
>>37055
"GO MY GLORIOUS FROGS, KILL THE UNDEAD!"
Torc makes 2 shots at the closest undead
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
?
No.37058
37059
>>37057
Don't forget to have Snek defend you.
Anonymous
TE1uM
?
No.37059
37062
And the bard frogs begin to play, hoping to boost moral
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=XkkvC3D_srM
>>37057
>3
AGAIN?
>>37058
I won't
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
?
No.37060
37061
When does the encounter start?
Tracy looses her chain and lets it dance.
Anonymous
XvSkz
?
No.37061
37063
>>37060
Noted, waiting on Trump mostly
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
?
No.37062
37065
meme warfare finishes hillary.jpg
War Never Changes, Pepe.png
memetic warfare.png
MemeticWarfare, Call of Pepe.png
meme war gun pepe.png
>>37059
>Shadily meme-war version
Love it.
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
?
No.37063
>>37061
He's driving atm.
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
?
No.37064
37069 37071 37073
Tracy is still slashing zombies, scorching the earth as she prowls the battlefield.

...And in the distance, the forest where she intended to fight Troll burns to the ground without her there...
Anonymous
UvqCJ
?
No.37065
37066 37067
1492779038444.png
>>37062
ah i remember the great meme war.
Anonymous
TE1uM
?
No.37066
37068 37073
>>37065
Ahh yes, where did you guys get deployed?
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
?
No.37067
The Great Meme War, Trump.jpg
meme war medal.jpg
daddy pepe meme war.jpg
meme warrior.jpg
green door pepe meme war.jpg
>>37065
T'was great meme war indeed.