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Hearths Warming Fruit Cake
Anonymous
XvSkz
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No.36660
36664
With Nuts of course.

Happy Holidays to everyone! Whether you celebrate Christmas, Yule, Hearths Warming, or some other degenerate (Kwanza) or (((unspoken))) tradition, I hope you have a safe and 'as happy as possible' holiday season as you no doubt maneuver in and out of the world of normies and others!
I have no idea if any crucial gaming will occur weekend, but its about to get funky-fresh on several fronts. We last left Torcuil trying to navigate through Krenshal for someone skilled and crazy enough to build a Robo-ponk. Trumpaladin and Tracy were getting their things together to hunt a Unicorn with Elway's blessing and direction. Thez is being a little bit emo (its the hormones) while Infernius continues being a dutiful and upstanding guy.
What will happen next, and in what order? Will the players defy GM's careful designs for the umpteenth time? You can bet on that!
1162 replies and 127 files omitted.
Anonymous
Aiv0R
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No.37480
37481 37484
>>37477
Ish
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
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No.37481
>>37480
How are you tonight?
Anonymous
bl+OE
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No.37482
37483
>>37479
What is NTR?

But how would making a deal with the other party members and Trollestia to let Tracy kill Trollestia, and then let Trollestia be revived and be Torcuil's mountfu or whatever, be "Literal cuckholdry"?
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
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No.37483
37485
>>37482
>to let Tracy kill Trollestia, and then let Trollestia be revived
That isn't meta what Tracy wants. She wants to dispose of the cunt who cucked her.
Anonymous
TE1uM
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No.37484
37485 37486
>>37480
Sup
>>37478
>you say yes
What part about "I was confused and kinda didn't want it so I made Torc blow her off" don't you get
>>37478
>he knows
No...
I spoke about it, not Torc
Anonymous
bl+OE
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No.37485
37490
image (2).jpg
>>37483
"Can I buy you Ice cream after this?"

>>37484
That conversation took place in Character between Tracy, Thez, and Torcuil. Of that I am sure
Anonymous
UvqCJ
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No.37486
37488 37490
>>37484
Gimme a quick gestalt of what i missed.
Anonymous
UvqCJ
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No.37487
37490 37492
>>37479
Actually since tracy is a female its Cuckqueaning.
Anonymous
bl+OE
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No.37488
37489
>>37486
Diane Fienstiene is coming up through the sewers
Anonymous
UvqCJ
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No.37489
37491
>>37488
Oh shit i use cure serous wounds on (((Her))).

Anonymous
TE1uM
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No.37490
>>37486
TLDR: Tracy and Trump need a relationship conseler
>>37485
I don't remember it, so it never happened: A book of logical fallacies by me
>>37487
Men: Cucking
Women: Cucqueen
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
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No.37491
37493
>>37489
She's surrounded by shambling shit-monsters. Use the Mass version.
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
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No.37492
37493
>>37487
Either way, she's irredeemably pissed off. She's destroyed ponies before for less than half of what Troll did.
bl+OE
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No.37493
37494 37497
>>37491
Trump to Tracy

>"Do I still have to help you kill her?"

>>37492
>"Look on the bright side, little pony. That weeb faggot horse is dead, so someone did die over this. Blood has been paid. So you can let go of your gudge"
\r
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
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No.37494
37495
>>37493
>'You don't have to, Flashy...'
>'That only makes me want to kill that white cunt more..! I could've killed the little weeb any day if I wanted to, but she used him as a decoy. Slippery cunt.'
Anonymous
bl+OE
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No.37495
37496
>>37494
>"But do you expect me to?"
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
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No.37496
37505
>>37495
>expect

>'I'd love it if you helped me finish-off the cunt.'
Anonymous
UvqCJ
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No.37497
37498 37499 37505
>>37493
>implying he will stay dead.
Anonymous
TE1uM
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No.37498
37500 37504
>>37497
>implyng anyone stays dead in this god foresaken game
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
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No.37499
37501 37505
31Q3JW0t1HL.jpg
>>37497
This
Tracy's going to wup his ass so hard for that dumb stunt he pulled; he'll wish he stayed dead.
Anonymous
UvqCJ
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No.37500
37502 37504
1512545851963.jpg
>>37498
Kefka has.
And the godless communists
Anonymous
UvqCJ
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No.37501
37507
>>37499
Hey no psychologically scarring him before Infernuis appolgizes.
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
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No.37502
37508
>>37500
I've mean meaning to revive the Fire Giants and the zombies from the first session for a really long time, but I kept forgetting.
Anonymous
Aiv0R
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No.37504
37511 37513
>>37498
This.
Amidst the sense of hopeless, there's a feeling of emptiness
>>37500
Yes,... of course Kefka has

bl+OE
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No.37505
37506 37507
>>37497
That's a good point actually

>>37496
>"Tracy, I want you to understand that I am here for you. I am loyal to you - I can be loyal to you. If you need an ally, you have me.

>"But killing the Troll... it can't happen tonight. Not today. The event of this morning is too fresh in everyone's minds. The bull will be white knighting for her. The NEET will be white knighting for her. Perhaps even the demon-THOT will be white knighting for her. No, even with a white-knight all of your own, you are out-matched, and the white bitch would live"

>"No. You need to be the sneaky Shadow of the Night. Kill her, but only when everyone least expects it. Let days or weeks or months pass. Do it late at night when all of the others and their faggots are asleep. Then you shall strike, you shall kill her, and it will be reported in the morning that she returned to her forest. But not until then should you strike. And when you do, you may call me."

>>37499
>"Maybe you could even resurrect that homosexual horse and interrogate him. Make him agree to a plan"
\r
Anonymous
UvqCJ
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No.37506
37509 37510
>>37505
Reeeee thez isnt a thot.
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
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No.37507
37510
>>37501
Only semi-minor trauma; consider it training. She'll ask him about that other thing after, if she finds out. She'd been looking for him.
>>37505
*is still charging through a cloud of screeching spooks*
>'I'm sorry, Flashy. But can you wait until we're done fighting before we all get emotionally compromised?'
Anonymous
UvqCJ
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No.37508
37509
>>37502
Where do you think a community of ziggers would be in this world?
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
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No.37509
>>37506
Thez is an unapologetic thot. It adds to her swagger.
I mean, she owns a whore house: she's the top-thot.
>>37508
Jungles, Savannahs, Alleyways.
Anonymous
bl+OE
?
No.37510
37512 37518 37520
>>37506
I was going through an old thread and saw Torcuil referring to Thez as the "demon-THOT" and thought it was funny

>>37507
>"No. You'll have made up your mind by then. You need to understand now what I am saying, and then we can kill this bitch activist judge who writes very well
Anonymous
UvqCJ
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No.37511
>>37504
I cure serous wounds mass.
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
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No.37512
37514
>>37510
*swerves dangerously*
>'I don't have time for this..!'
Seriously. You can't just throw-out emotional dialogue in a beat-em-up combat scenario
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
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No.37513
37516
>>37504
Can we re-kill Ruth now?
Anonymous
bl+OE
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No.37514
37515
>>37512
What's the emotion in "wait to kill her later"? More anger? Anger is good, because he wants her to attack and kill the Notorious RBG who is right in front of them.
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
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No.37515
37521
>>37514
Emotion is beside the point. She can't talk very much while she's fighting a sea of corpses.
Anonymous
Aiv0R
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No.37516
37517 37521
>>37513
You can swarm on the dark cloud that has a broom-stick head sticking out of one end, yes
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
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No.37517
37521
>>37516
Are they within 60 ft? Can she knock her off of her broom?
Anonymous
TE1uM
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No.37518
37519 37520 37521
>>37510
THOT DETECTOR: ACTIVTATED
B E G O N E T H O T
I though I called her a demon-whore...
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
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No.37519
>>37518
Whore is better. Since she's a diabolical pop-idol.
Anonymous
UvqCJ
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No.37520
37522 37524 37527
>>37518
>>37510
Infernuis don't want to kill you guys,but he will.
Anonymous
bl+OE
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No.37521
37523 37524 37526
>>37516
Ready attack, and order NPCs to clear other undead nearby with ranged weapons

>>37515
Use your night vision to determine the precise location of the Notorious RBG, and attack her, getting Trump close enough to take swings

>>37518
See >>3903 →

>>37517
I don't think it works that way. Just charge the fucking lich, since you can go 180 feet in a single round, and if you are 60 feet away she can spam all sorts of one-hit kill spells at you while Trump can't do shit and you can't use your more effective weapons
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
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No.37522
>>37520
Okay...
4NBId
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No.37523
37525
[1d20+21 = 36]
>>37521
>Use your night vision to determine
Darkvision is passive, but Spot check I guess.
Pretty sure that cloud grants Concealment though, like Tracy's.
Anonymous
TE1uM
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No.37524
>>37520
Thez would be the first to admit it though.
>>37521
Kek, that was a while ago
Anonymous
bl+OE
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No.37525
>>37523
Fuck it. You have a sword with wind gust. Use that when you get close. Also, charge the activist justice

>tfw actually respect the Justice
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
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No.37526
37529
>>37521
Tracy's chain is everdancing. It's attacks won't impede her own.
Anonymous
bl+OE
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No.37527
37528
>>37520
>>37520
*sigh*

Devil-THOT. There. Is that better?
Anonymous
UvqCJ
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No.37528
37529
>>37527
Slovenia is sub- pony.

Anonymous
bl+OE
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No.37529
>>37526
That only lets you make attacks of opportunity. Which you shouldn't get in this scenario

>>37528
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

I will ban you!

>Cries
Anonymous
bl+OE
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No.37531
37534
>>37530
Don't you dare insult horsefuckery on this board!
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
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No.37533
*frees chain to attack Ruth*
Anonymous
TE1uM
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No.37534
37535 37537 37542
>>37531
What was it?
Anonymous
bl+OE
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No.37535
37536
>>37532
If you want to be a good goy and fight your breatheren, you can take that shit right back to (((/mlp/))). At mlpol, we are united to save the white race and secure a future for our satry children

>>37534
"Unicorns are just over-glorified goats, desu. It's only the Arabian version that even look look horses."
Anonymous
UvqCJ
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No.37536
>>37535
You have a point. Ive never seen a black saytr.

Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
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No.37537
37538 37540 37544
Abath.jpg
>>37534
That Unicorns in the classical sense are really just over-glorified goats and it's only the Arabian variety that even look like horses. European unicorns look like small goats/deer, with cloven hooves, beards, and Leonid tail. It was only in the Renaissance Era that they even started drawing them as horse-like, because every artist wanted to paint a new version of Pegasus (that's also when hippogriffs came to be). Scottish Unicorns came later though, and are thus more horse-like.
They're still cute as fuck though. Too bad they only approach pure maidens.
Anonymous
UvqCJ
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No.37538
37539 37540 37544
>>37537
1.meet a qt 3.14
2.save the white race
3.have daughter
4.make her stay pure
5.Aquire unicorns.
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
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No.37539
>>37538
#Winning
Anonymous
bl+OE
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No.37540
37541 37547 37549 37552
570570ce01c0093de022b2727e867c7e--supermodels-my-little-pony.jpg
>>37537
Slovenia is an MLP unicorn though. She's basically sexuality distilled down to its essence, and shaped into a particularly cute horned-pony

>Pure maidens
They also like Knights in shining armor, in Mixed Nuts And NEET meme mages apparently...

>>37538
I think you got the order wrong
Anonymous
Aiv0R
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No.37541
>>37540
ATM I'll go wtfe,... and thats damn cute
Anonymous
TE1uM
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No.37542
37543 37544 37545
>>37534
>over-glorified goats
What the fuck did you just fuking say about unicorns, you little (((jew)))? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the horsefucker accadmy, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Reddit-Quaeda, and I have over 420 confirmed kills, I am trained in horsepussy warfare, and I'm the top shitposter in the entire /mlpol/ defense force. You are nothing to me but another shill. I will rule #10 you with precision the likes of which has ever been seen before on this earth, mark my fucking words.
Anonymous
UvqCJ
?
No.37543
>>37542
10/10
Anonymous
TE1uM
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No.37544
37554
>>37542
I'll make a full version later
>>37537
Scottish unicorns are best unicorns
>>37538
MAGA
Anonymous
bl+OE
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No.37545
>>37542
This
Anonymous
Aiv0R
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No.37546
37547 37548 37550 37551 37553
"Happy Holidays guys,... ^_~"
Anonymous
UvqCJ
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No.37547
>>37546
>>37540
Merry Christmas/other thez
Anonymous
cTovl
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No.37548
image.jpeg
>>37546
>The politically correct version. On Christmas Day.
Anonymous
UvqCJ
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No.37549
>>37540
2. Save white race by having multiple sons before your daughter.
Anonymous
TE1uM
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No.37550
>>37546
Merry Christmas Thez/Thez's faggot
Anonymous
cTovl
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No.37551
37564
Spoilered
>>37546
"Merry Christmas you Godless Heathen"
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
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No.37552
37556 37559
woodhoers at beach.jpg
>>37540
I was going to dump my collection of over two dozen woodhoers shoops, but I think I just won't now.
Here's a 1-minute shoop, as compensation.
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
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No.37553
37557
>>37546
Happy Holidays.
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
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No.37554
>>37544
>Scottish unicorns are best unicorns
This.
Anonymous
TE1uM
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No.37556
>>37552
Plz make Trollestia edit
Anonymous
cTovl
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No.37557
37558
>>37553
>repeating the Leftist version
Are you a Jew or something?
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
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No.37558
>>37557
No. I'm just a parakeet who repeats what people say.
Anonymous
cTovl
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No.37559
37560 37561 37562
>>37552
Why not make Tracy images? She's completely neglected by the fandom. She needs love
Anonymous
UvqCJ
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No.37560
>>37559
This.
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
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No.37561
37563
just for the plot.png
pale butt.png
>>37559
I'm lazy and suck at everything except recolors on this computer...
This is all I've made of her recently. I can't find my older stuff.
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
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No.37562
37565
>>37559
Also, I was going to make shoops of woodhoers to develop her character, since she's Tracy's friend.
Anonymous
cTovl
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No.37563
37564
>>37561
>disembodied blue asses
>I'd still fap to it
Eh, keep it up. Recolors are just fine, since she's a traced character anyways. Make more!
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
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No.37564
37568
>>37551
Elves celebrate Christmas, don't they?
What do they celebrate in Hell this time of year?
Vid because I feel like it:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vLhkStL0xyM
>>37563
>Make more!
I need moar disembodied asses to recolor.
Anonymous
cTovl
?
No.37565
37566 37567
>>37562
Has Tracy even talked to her recently?

I was going to have Trumpaladin go on another date with her so we could get a deep exploration of her character. But since Tracy made him commit himself to her he hasn't been able. I like her
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
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No.37566
37568
>>37565
Idk where she actually is, but I would've had them chat every now and then if I had the chance...
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
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No.37567
>>37565
I like her too. She reminds me of my geeky cousin who was always building things in my uncle's workshop.
Anonymous
bl+OE
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No.37568
37570
>>37566
I think you can do that, just take a few minutes when GM is around. As I said, I managed an entire date Exhausted the hell out of GM though.

>>37564
>Trying to be all Multi-cultural and Accepting of foreign cultures
In places inhabited by White people and Western Culture, we celebrate Christmas, and have for over 1000 years
Anonymous
TE1uM
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No.37569
37572
What the fuck did you just fuking say about nazi ponies you little (((jew)))? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the horsefucker academy, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Reddit-Quaeda, and I have over 420 confirmed kills, I am trained in horsepussy warfare, and I'm the top shitposter in the entire /mlpol/ defense force. You are nothing to me but another shill. I will rule #10 you with precision the likes of which has ever been seen before on this earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with calling horsefuckers degenerate on my board? Think again, (((Jew))). As we speak I am contacting my secret board of nazi horsefuckers across the internet, and you board is being flooded with horsepussy so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that floods the shills with horsepussy. You're fucking dead, kid. I can post anywhere, anytime, and I can post seven hundred clop pics, and that's just my Pinkie Pie folder. Not only am I extensively trained in the ways of horsepussy, but I have access to the entire shitposting capabilities of the /mlpol/ defence force and I will use it to it's full extent to flood your miserable post of the face of this board you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "Horsefucking is degenerate" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're drowning in horsepussy, you little shill. I will post rule #10 all over you and you will drown in it.
You're fucking dead (((Jew)))

Plz r8 my art.
Anonymous
Aiv0R
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No.37570
>>37568
Wut?
Anonymous
UvqCJ
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No.37572
37578
>>37569
Spectacula Out of wow.
bl+OE
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No.37573
37574 37575
Hint Hint.jpg
Fluttershy_glare_S02E19.png
>>37571
Here's a pic
\r
Anonymous
Aiv0R
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No.37574
37577
>>37573
>these pics
>softening me up
Whaaat??
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
?
No.37575
>>37573
Reeeee! I I told you not to answer.
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
?
No.37576
*releases chain, hoping it reaches Ruth by now*
Anonymous
bl+OE
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No.37577
37580
>>37574
>>37574
Um... GM, can I have a few accessories for my Kitty? I mean, if it's alright with you...
Anonymous
TE1uM
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No.37578
37581
>>37572
I can't upload files, would you mind putting it on /sp/ for me?
Anonymous
Aiv0R
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No.37580
37582 37583 37584 37588
All kidding aside, I appreciate you guys. I'm glad there's [i]something[/i about this/these threads that keeps u coming back to monitor like spergs, and I look forward to messing with your heads to the fullest extent of my ability in the new year.
>>37577
Not right now, u have to kill things first
Anonymous
UvqCJ
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No.37581
37585
>>37578
Yea i got you fam.
Anonymous
bl+OE
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No.37582
Fluttershy_seems_ashamed_S1E14.png
>>37580
Okay...

Whatever, it gives me more time to think and get creative anyways
Anonymous
TE1uM
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No.37583
37586
>>37580
>messing with our heads
>implying Torc won't fuck everything up by fucking sticking his dick in the plans, just like everything else
I agree, this year should be intresting
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
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No.37584
37585 37586 37590 37599
>>37580
Can we get to the killing tonight?
Anonymous
TE1uM
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No.37585
>>37581
Thanks
>>37584
This, also. My massive OC shitpost has to count for something....

Right?
Anonymous
bl+OE
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No.37586
37587 37589
>>37584
It's Christmas though. I'm just fine if I can relax and take a walk

>>37583
At least you are spending time with your waifu, who you've freaking cheated on twice now, you whore
Anonymous
TE1uM
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No.37587
>>37586
>whore
Rude
Anonymous
UvqCJ
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No.37588
37590
>>37580
I would expect no less than atleast three mindfucks.
Anonymous
TE1uM
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No.37589
37591
>>37586
Wait, Twice?
Torc never fucked the dragon, only death and troll. And Death was a highly unusal situation.
Anonymous
Aiv0R
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No.37590
37591 37592
>>37584
No desu, this opponent is going to bat you about like a tennis ball and observe your response times
>>37588
I'm gonna shoot for 6 then
Anonymous
bl+OE
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No.37591
37592 37593
>>37590
Detect evil on that cloud with the stick

>>37589
Tay
Anonymous
TE1uM
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No.37592
37593
>>37590
Isn't any problem a mindfuck to the minotaur with low intellegence?
>>37591
REEEEEEEEE
Anonymous
Aiv0R
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No.37593
37594 37595 37596
>>37591
Yes, cloud is ebil.
>>37592
Several of the Keks
So as characters position and situate themselves, they notice that the air is almost stale with inactivity. Its almost as though they have been in this position - on the verge or in process of some dramatic action or other - for several minutes in game time and almost a day now from player-standpoint. I assure you, I'm noy just being a fag
Anonymous
bl+OE
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No.37594
37598
>>37593
Video feels related
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SJUhlRoBL8M
Anonymous
bl+OE
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No.37595
37597
>>37593
If the characters are suspended indefinitely in galloping pose, can they talk out their relationship problems?
Anonymous
UvqCJ
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No.37596
37597 37599
>>37593
*masturboops*
Anonymous
Aiv0R
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No.37597
>>37595
Aside from stabbing one another, go for it
>>37596
"You"
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
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No.37598
>>37594
I love Monty Python.
bl+OE
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No.37599
37600 37601 37602
1512972063961.png
[1d20 = 6]
>>37596
Pic

>>37584
Boop Attack on Tracy!

"Boop"
Anonymous
Aiv0R
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No.37600
>>37599
Boop checked
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
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No.37601
37602 37603
>>37599
Bad Anonfilly! Don't pick up habits from communists!
Anonymous
bl+OE
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No.37602
37604
1511385638716.png
>>37599
>Rolled a 6
I'm a say that landed with a 26 AC for Horsey, a +16 base attack bonus, and a +5 strength modifier. So horsey is booped

>>37601
The Right way to do it is to boop another pony

>>37601
"Looks like that fucking space coyote screwed us over or something. Just like Trollestia, she set me up!

Anyways... wanna talk about our problems?"
Anonymous
UvqCJ
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No.37603
Self Boop Pickle Starlight Glimmer.png
>>37601

Anonymous
4NBId
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No.37604
37605 37606
>>37602
Strength doesn't make attacks land more easily. And he'd have to crawl out of his saddle and climb her neck to reach her snoot.
Also, it might me unwise to boop her while she's 40 ft up...
>landing on a 6
Anonymous
bl+OE
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No.37605
>>37604
Yes it does, you apply your strength modifier to your attack roll to beat AC. So 16+5+6=27>26 The attack landed.

>Crawl out of saddle
He's got a reach of 5 feet. Or maybe 10. But he can boop a horse if he leans forward
Anonymous
bl+OE
?
No.37606
37607
>>37604
>Landing on a 6
That's why playing a higher level Paladin is so epic. His attack bonuses are so high that his first attack lands against almost any opponent on any role higher than a 1
4NBId
?
No.37607
37608 37645
[1d20 = 15]
>>37606
Well, as long as he's on her back, he counts as helpless
*noms head*
Anonymous
bl+OE
?
No.37608
37609 37645
>>37607
Reeeeeeee!!!!!

"Bad Horsey! Bad!"
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
?
No.37609
37610 37645
>>37608
*sucks on head*
Anonymous
bl+OE
?
No.37610
37611 37612 37645
>>37609
"Stahp! You'll mess up my absolutely perfect hair"
Anonymous
UvqCJ
?
No.37611
37613
>>37610
*Infernuis starts laughing uncontrollably*
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
?
No.37612
37613
>>37610
>Implying he can talk with his head in her mouth
>Implying hoers saliva would do anything but make his hair glisten in the moonlight
Anonymous
bl+OE
?
No.37613
37614 37645
>>37611
>Image won't upload because of this fucking change that Swedish dev made
I'm'a ban you if you insult the perfect hair

>>37612
He can always talk

>Glisten in the moonlight
"Tracy, do have any moneys I can use or borrow? I need to get some gifts for my Fae"
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
?
No.37614
37615
>>37613
*ignores volatile statements*
Anonymous
bl+OE
?
No.37615
37616
>>37614
"How do you feel about Fae, Tracy? I know you used to not like her, because you were jealous of her. But now you are a mount too. So can you accept her?"
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
?
No.37616
37617 37619
>>37615
>'Well, it's not like you've been riding her more than me, so I guess I don't have very much of a problem with her, for now... I don't see why you'd need two though...'
Anonymous
bl+OE
?
No.37617
37618 37619
>>37616
>"When she laid out Torcuil in two rounds, she proved to me two things. That she was willing to do anything I needed her to do, and that she was able.

If you could have your own killer attack lion - better than a lion - that you could fly, wouldn't you?"
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
?
No.37618
37619 37620
>>37617
>'I can kill things too.. I'm stronger than that kitty..'
Anonymous
bl+OE
?
No.37619
37620 37621
>>37617
That second part is supposed to be in the link-greentext, but it feels appropriate as is

>>37616
>"Well... it's more than just that. She came to me. It would be beyond rude to dismiss her. And she spoke the magic words of Football, American, and Ponies. Who else in this world have you heard speak do beautifully?"

>>37618
>"I asked you to attack Torcuil first"
Anonymous
UvqCJ
?
No.37620
37622 37623
>>37619
>>37618
Happy 26th good night guys.
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
?
No.37621
37624
Sister Leontine of the St. Mary's School.jpg
>>37619
>'Could she manage the stadium just as easily without the title? She does it all herself anyway.. If you dismissed her, she'd probably just around doing what she normally does, doing her sermons at the stadium and whatever..'
Meta spoiler
Tracy has more-or-less realized that Fae is far too religious to ever think of getting in the way of her relationship, so she's no longer actively plotting to kill her, so long as she feels like she is the one more closely connected to Trumpaladin.
Anonymous
cTovl
?
No.37622
37625
image.png
>>37620
Happy 26th

It was five years ago today I first watched My Little Pony Friendship is Magic
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
?
No.37623
37625
>>37620
Goodnight.
Anonymous
bl+OE
?
No.37624
37626
>>37621
>"Oh Tracy, it would be too much to expect you to fulfill all of my riding needs"
Anonymous
UvqCJ
?
No.37625
37627
>>37622
>>37623
If i get fingered by the lich, protect thez and then res me.
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
?
No.37626
37628
>>37624
>[incoherent distressed pony thoughts that fill up his head and cause terrible headaches]
>'Wat?!'
Anonymous
bl+OE
?
No.37627
>>37625
>Fingered by the lich
It'll be the Lich that needs to be protected from Thez
Anonymous
bl+OE
?
No.37628
37629
>>37626
>"I think you misunderstood me little pony. I mean like when you're away doing your pony things, or when you're doing stealthy rogue stuff. Or when I just need to go into town to run errands and you're feeding the birds"
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
?
No.37629
37630
>>37628
[muffled distressed pony noises]
>'I-I-I.. Can't we schedule ahead of time? I'm more than enough... *incoherent pony thoughts*'
*swallows head a little bit*
Anonymous
bl+OE
?
No.37630
37631
>>37629
>"Of course you're enough silly horsey. Don't be so distressed, I just wanted to be considerate of your time is all. You're a wonderful mount"
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
?
No.37631
37632
>>37630
>'R-r-really..? You mean it? I'm bestmount?'
*swallows head some more, reflexively*
bl+OE
?
No.37632
37633 37645
[1d20 = 19]
>>37631
*Puts hand on horse head, which is apparently intent on getting his head drenched in drool*

>"You're a wonderful mount Tracy. A wonderful mount. After all, how many mounts will let their riders do this"

Grabs her by the pussy
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
?
No.37633
37634 37645
>>37632
He shouldn't be able to move at all, but I won't argue with dat roll.
*shudders*
[muffled happy pony noises]
>'You can grab me any time, Flashy...'

*swallows head entirely*
Anonymous
bl+OE
?
No.37634
37635 37645
>>37633
*sticks tongue down horse throat*

>"Fae would claw me if I ever tried to do that to her. She's also not an equine, so I would't want to. You don't need to worry Tracy. You're special"
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
?
No.37635
37636
>>37634
[calm muffled pony noises]
Anonymous
bl+OE
?
No.37636
37637
>>37635
*rubs horse fur*
>"Um... can you let my head out now. I can't look into your eyes like this"
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
?
No.37637
37638
>>37636
*releases puny hoo-man*
Anonymous
bl+OE
?
No.37638
37639
>>37637
Oh she's only like eight times his size

*Grabs cute wittle horsey cheeks*

"So, would you help me get some accessories for my attack kitty?"
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
?
No.37639
37640
>>37638
[confused pony noises]
"......... what kind...?"
Anonymous
bl+OE
?
No.37640
37641
>>37639
"Why, the kind that would make her more effective as an attack kitty (or Priestess) of course.

Hard to say what specifically. I was thinking Mithral Breast plate and whatever magic we can make or buy. Anyways, did you say once before that you quote "had resources"?"
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
?
No.37641
>>37640
*turns head back to non-cartoonish position*
>'.... I could use a new breastplate...'
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
?
No.37643
37644 37723
I seriously gotta sleep. I just don't have the energy to autistically pose as a mare in a fantasy romance story anymore.
Goodnight.
Anonymous
bl+OE
?
No.37644
>>37643
Kek. Goodnight, and merry day after Christmas
Anonymous
TE1uM
?
No.37645
>>37613
Glad I'm not the only one havin problems
>>37607
>>37608
>>37609
>>37610
Top kek
>>37632
>>37633
>>37634
>rabbit noises
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
?
No.37646
Torc, how many ranks have you invested in Spellcraft?
Anonymous
UvqCJ
?
No.37647
37648
>>37642
i could use some more armor too.
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
?
No.37648
37649 37650 37755
>>37647
You should. It's one of the main Class perks that he can cast spells in armor. Also, it's better for him not to die so quickly.

Also, what kind of creature/item is Utachit? I can't find it anywhere.
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
?
No.37649
37650
>>37648
> it's better for him not to die so quickly
Didn't finish the though:
Not to die early on, because he's the healer.
Anonymous
UvqCJ
?
No.37650
37651
>>37649
>>37648
im not sure, she might be homebrew. what kind f armor should i get you think?
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
?
No.37651
37652
>>37650
Well, He's proficient in everything, so go full plate. Speed won't be as great, but it'll make it easier to walk right into an army like it's no problem.
Anonymous
UvqCJ
?
No.37652
37653 37696
>>37651
any enchantments that would help?
Anonymous
cTovl
?
No.37653
37655 37658
>>37652
Adamntine plate gives 3/- damage reduction on top of the 8AC and that's with zero enchantments.

There's a long list of enchantments.

Am super jelly of that +14 strength modifier. Jesus.
Anonymous
UvqCJ
?
No.37655
37656
>>37653
yea i was thinking adamantine, could i get a str booster enchanment?
its only 5 right now thez still has the arms.
Anonymous
cTovl
?
No.37656
>>37655
Strength is the absolute last thing you need. But no, strength and ability buffs are not among the possible buffs. There are a shitload of buffs you can get though. AC, damage resistance, strong energy resistance, spell resistance...

she'll give it back you know
cTovl
?
No.37657
37659 37662
>>37654
Oh hush. Your "I can fly, I can go ethereal, I can set things on fire, I can become a whole size category larger than everyone" at will haxx GM gave you still pisses me off to no end. And you keep claiming "she's a pony, she has super listening!" "She has scent!" "She can run faster because horse!" even when using the vanilla form
\r
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
?
No.37658
37659
>>37653
All species have racial bonuses; some even have Ex or Su abilities. Even hoo-mans get extra skill points per level.
Ponies should have higher Charisma though… And something...
Anonymous
cTovl
?
No.37659
37660 37662
>>37658
See >>37657 and fuck your complaining

Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
?
No.37660
37661
>>37659
I'm not complaining. I just think any other ponies who come into this game should at least have 13 Char.
Anonymous
cTovl
?
No.37661
37662 37663
>>37660
... Fair enough
Anonymous
UvqCJ
?
No.37662
37664
>>37657
>>37659
>>37661
why dont you work out something with gm? im guessing it pisses you off because you feel less than adequate than tracy. ive been there before.
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
?
No.37663
37764 37845
Can the Summon Monster spell be used to ask creatures questions, or do you need Planar Ally for that?
>>37661
Ponies are cute. They should at least get a +2 modifier.
Anonymous
cTovl
?
No.37664
37665 37667 37864
>>37662
Envy is my best guess for the nature of the emotion as well. I just know it leaves me very angry almost every time it comes up. GM mentioning it in a Thez post pissed me off for hours and it's the main reason I did not want to play out the Court City quest, and I think it's also the main reason I hate the birds (it was used to obtain the eggs), and I don't want Tracy to go to Cardisjore alone. The mounting did a lot to calm it down, but not everything
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
?
No.37665
>>37664
Yeah.. I guessed that much...
Anonymous
UvqCJ
?
No.37667
>>37664
we gotta find a solution that makes everyone happy or at least not angry.
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
?
No.37696
>>37652
It matters, what do you want?
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
?
No.37722
37723
li319.jpg
>>37710
>>37713
>>37714
>>37716
>>37717
>>37718
>>37719
>>37720
Anonymous
TE1uM
?
No.37723
>>37643
Uh, idk
>>37722
Shots fuking fired
Anonymous
TE1uM
?
No.37741
37744
>>37738
I've seen everything since I called him Mr. Fug, but is he talking about how fucking another mare set off Tracy and how he totally didn't know it would make her mad? Ad thats what he mes by "now you know how it feels to not know what sets someone off"?
Anonymous
TE1uM
?
No.37742
I did not delete those posts, it's not true, it's bullshit, I did nawt
Anonymous
cTovl
?
No.37744
37745
>>37741
Uh... That was not the topic of conversation
Anonymous
TE1uM
?
No.37745
>>37743
Oh the ethreal shit?
Are we still fucking on that?
>>37744
Well how the fuck would I fucking know?
Anonymous
TE1uM
?
No.37752
37753
>>37749
So, never?
Anonymous
cTovl
?
No.37753
37754
>>37752
Probably. But at the moment, everyone is sperging. I'm going to step away hopefully for a very long time
Mrs. Sentry
0h7hv
?
No.37754
>>37753
Then just let everyone go back to talking about what they were before.
Anonymous
Aiv0R
?
No.37755
37756 37757
>>37648
Obsidian Fly

... and now I'm confused
Mrs. Sentry
0h7hv
?
No.37756
>>37755
I would be too. Some hundred posts were deleted over the past two hours.
Anonymous
TE1uM
?
No.37757
37758 37760
My mum used to say "Remember son, nothing is ever deleted on the internet"
Obviously she never met Waifu Thief.
>>37755
Hi GM
Considering I haven't done any level up perk/skills/bonuses/whatever they are, what are my choices for Torc?
Anonymous
cTovl
?
No.37758
37759
>>37757
Have you allotted your character's skills?
Anonymous
TE1uM
?
No.37759
37761
>>37758
No
Anonymous
Aiv0R
?
No.37760
37762
>>37757
I'd look into metamagic feats desu

Anonymous
cTovl
?
No.37761
37762
>>37759
I'm going to recommend that you do that. I would also recommend that you read the wizard spell list, so you can familiarize yourself with the powers you already have.

Did you allot those three ability points? It should be 4 by now
Anonymous
TE1uM
?
No.37762
37763
>>37761
I don't know how skills work...
TO THE DND WIKI
Ability points? I don't think so...
>spell
That tab is open for any and all combat situations
>>37760
Thanks
Anonymous
Aiv0R
?
No.37763
37767
>>37762
I'll give you a rundown in a bit
Mrs. Sentry
0h7hv
?
No.37764
37765 37766 37768 37845
>>37663
I wonder if Tracy could learn anything more about the nature of her alternate form if she summons/meets a Night Had. Could have some interesting character development potential.
Mrs. Sentry
0h7hv
?
No.37765
>>37764
Hag*