With Nuts of course.
Happy Holidays to everyone! Whether you celebrate Christmas, Yule, Hearths Warming, or some other degenerate (Kwanza) or (((unspoken))) tradition, I hope you have a safe and 'as happy as possible' holiday season as you no doubt maneuver in and out of the world of normies and others!
I have no idea if any crucial gaming will occur weekend, but its about to get funky-fresh on several fronts. We last left Torcuil trying to navigate through Krenshal for someone skilled and crazy enough to build a Robo-ponk. Trumpaladin and Tracy were getting their things together to hunt a Unicorn with Elway's blessing and direction. Thez is being a little bit emo (its the hormones) while Infernius continues being a dutiful and upstanding guy.
What will happen next, and in what order? Will the players defy GM's careful designs for the umpteenth time? You can bet on that!
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>>37479What is NTR?
But how would making a deal with the other party members and Trollestia to let Tracy kill Trollestia, and then let Trollestia be revived and be Torcuil's mountfu or whatever, be "Literal cuckholdry"?
>>37482>to let Tracy kill Trollestia, and then let Trollestia be revivedThat isn't
meta what Tracy wants. She wants to
dispose of the cunt who cucked her.
>>37480Sup
>>37478>you say yesWhat part about "I was confused and kinda didn't want it so I made Torc blow her off" don't you get
>>37478>he knowsNo...
I spoke about it, not Torc
>>37483"Can I buy you Ice cream after this?"
>>37484That conversation took place in Character between Tracy, Thez, and Torcuil. Of that I am sure
>>37484Gimme a quick gestalt of what i missed.
>>37479Actually since tracy is a female its Cuckqueaning.
>>37486Diane Fienstiene is coming up through the sewers
>>37488Oh shit i use cure serous wounds on (((Her))).
>>37486TLDR: Tracy and Trump need a relationship conseler
>>37485I don't remember it, so it never happened: A book of logical fallacies by me
>>37487Men: Cucking
Women: Cucqueen
>>37489She's surrounded by shambling shit-monsters. Use the Mass version.
>>37487Either way, she's irredeemably pissed off. She's destroyed ponies before for less than half of what Troll did.
>>37497This
Tracy's going to wup his ass so hard for that dumb stunt he pulled; he'll wish he stayed dead.
>>37498Kefka has.
And the godless communists
>>37499Hey no psychologically scarring him before Infernuis appolgizes.
>>37500I've mean meaning to revive the Fire Giants and the zombies from the first session for a really long time, but I kept forgetting.
>>37498This.
Amidst the sense of hopeless, there's a feeling of emptiness
>>37500Yes,... of course Kefka has
>>37497That's a good point actually
>>37496>"Tracy, I want you to understand that I am here for you. I am loyal to you - I can be loyal to you. If you need an ally, you have me.>"But killing the Troll... it can't happen tonight. Not today. The event of this morning is too fresh in everyone's minds. The bull will be white knighting for her. The NEET will be white knighting for her. Perhaps even the demon-THOT will be white knighting for her. No, even with a white-knight all of your own, you are out-matched, and the white bitch would live">"No. You need to be the sneaky Shadow of the Night. Kill her, but only when everyone least expects it. Let days or weeks or months pass. Do it late at night when all of the others and their faggots are asleep. Then you shall strike, you shall kill her, and it will be reported in the morning that she returned to her forest. But not until then should you strike. And when you do, you may call me.">>37499>"Maybe you could even resurrect that homosexual horse and interrogate him. Make him agree to a plan"\r
>>37501Only semi-minor trauma; consider it training. She'll ask him about that other thing after, if she finds out. She'd been looking for him.
>>37505*is still charging through a cloud of screeching spooks*
>'I'm sorry, Flashy. But can you wait until we're done fighting before we all get emotionally compromised?' >>37502Where do you think a community of ziggers would be in this world?
>>37506Thez is an unapologetic thot. It adds to her swagger.
I mean, she owns a whore house: she's the top-thot.
>>37508Jungles, Savannahs, Alleyways.
>>37506I was going through an old thread and saw Torcuil referring to Thez as the "demon-THOT" and thought it was funny
>>37507>"No. You'll have made up your mind by then. You need to understand now what I am saying, and then we can kill this bitch activist judge who writes very well >>37504I cure serous wounds mass.
>>37512What's the emotion in "wait to kill her later"? More anger? Anger is good, because he wants her to attack and kill the Notorious RBG who is right in front of them.
>>37514Emotion is beside the point. She can't talk very much while she's fighting a sea of corpses.
>>37513You can swarm on the dark cloud that has a broom-stick head sticking out of one end, yes
>>37516Are they within 60 ft? Can she knock her off of her broom?
>>37518Whore is better. Since she's a diabolical pop-idol.
>>37518>>37510Infernuis don't want to kill you guys,but he will.
>>37516Ready attack, and order NPCs to clear other undead nearby with ranged weapons
>>37515Use your night vision to determine the precise location of the Notorious RBG, and attack her, getting Trump close enough to take swings
>>37518See
>>3903 →>>37517I don't think it works that way. Just charge the fucking lich, since you can go 180 feet in a single round, and if you are 60 feet away she can spam all sorts of one-hit kill spells at you while Trump can't do shit and you can't use your more effective weapons
[1d20+21 = 36]>>37521>Use your night vision to determineDarkvision is passive, but Spot check I guess.
Pretty sure that cloud grants Concealment though, like Tracy's.
>>37520Thez would be the first to admit it though.
>>37521Kek, that was a while ago
>>37523Fuck it. You have a sword with wind gust. Use that when you get close. Also, charge the activist justice
>tfw actually respect the Justice >>37521Tracy's chain is everdancing. It's attacks won't impede her own.
>>37520>>37520*sigh*
Devil-THOT. There. Is that better?
>>37526That only lets you make attacks of opportunity. Which you shouldn't get in this scenario
>>37528REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
I will ban you!
>Cries >>37530
Don't you dare insult horsefuckery on this board!
*frees chain to attack Ruth*
>>37532If you want to be a good goy and fight your breatheren, you can take that shit right back to (((/mlp/))). At mlpol, we are united to save the white race and secure a future for our satry children
>>37534"Unicorns are just over-glorified goats, desu. It's only the Arabian version that even look look horses."
>>37535You have a point. Ive never seen a black saytr.
>>37534That Unicorns in the classical sense are really just over-glorified goats and it's only the Arabian variety that even look like horses. European unicorns look like small goats/deer, with cloven hooves, beards, and Leonid tail. It was only in the Renaissance Era that they even started drawing them as horse-like, because every artist wanted to paint a new version of Pegasus (that's also when hippogriffs came to be). Scottish Unicorns came later though, and are thus more horse-like.
They're still cute as fuck though. Too bad they only approach pure maidens.
>>37537Slovenia is an MLP unicorn though. She's basically sexuality distilled down to its essence, and shaped into a particularly cute horned-pony
>Pure maidensThey also like Knights in shining armor, in Mixed Nuts
And NEET meme mages apparently...>>37538I think you got the order wrong
>>37540ATM I'll go wtfe,... and thats damn cute
>>37534>over-glorified goatsWhat the fuck did you just fuking say about unicorns, you little (((jew)))? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the horsefucker accadmy, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Reddit-Quaeda, and I have over 420 confirmed kills, I am trained in horsepussy warfare, and I'm the top shitposter in the entire /mlpol/ defense force. You are nothing to me but another shill. I will rule #10 you with precision the likes of which has ever been seen before on this earth, mark my fucking words.
>>37542I'll make a full version later
>>37537Scottish unicorns are best unicorns
>>37538MAGA
"Happy Holidays guys,... ^_~"
>>37546>>37540Merry Christmas/other thez
>>375402. Save white race by having multiple sons before your daughter.
>>37546Merry Christmas Thez/Thez's faggot
>>37546"Merry Christmas you Godless Heathen"
>>37540I was going to dump my collection of over two dozen woodhoers shoops, but I think I just won't now.
Here's a 1-minute shoop, as compensation.
>>37553>repeating the Leftist versionAre you a Jew or something?
>>37557No. I'm just a parakeet who repeats what people say.
>>37552Why not make Tracy images? She's completely neglected by the fandom. She needs love
>>37559I'm lazy and suck at everything except recolors on this computer...
This is all I've made of her recently. I can't find my older stuff.
>>37559Also, I was going to make shoops of woodhoers to develop her character, since she's Tracy's friend.
>>37561>disembodied blue asses>I'd still fap to itEh, keep it up. Recolors are just fine, since she's a traced character anyways. Make more!
>>37551Elves celebrate Christmas, don't they?
What do they celebrate in Hell this time of year?
Vid because I feel like it:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vLhkStL0xyM>>37563>Make more!I need moar disembodied asses to recolor.
>>37562Has Tracy even talked to her recently?
I was going to have Trumpaladin go on another date with her so we could get a deep exploration of her character. But since Tracy made him commit himself to her he hasn't been able. I like her
>>37565Idk where she actually is, but I would've had them chat every now and then if I had the chance...
>>37565I like her too. She reminds me of my geeky cousin who was always building things in my uncle's workshop.
>>37566I think you can do that, just take a few minutes when GM is around. As I said, I managed an entire date
Exhausted the hell out of GM though.
>>37564>Trying to be all Multi-cultural and Accepting of foreign culturesIn places inhabited by White people and Western Culture, we celebrate Christmas, and have for over 1000 years
What the fuck did you just fuking say about nazi ponies you little (((jew)))? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the horsefucker academy, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Reddit-Quaeda, and I have over 420 confirmed kills, I am trained in horsepussy warfare, and I'm the top shitposter in the entire /mlpol/ defense force. You are nothing to me but another shill. I will rule #10 you with precision the likes of which has ever been seen before on this earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with calling horsefuckers degenerate on my board? Think again, (((Jew))). As we speak I am contacting my secret board of nazi horsefuckers across the internet, and you board is being flooded with horsepussy so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that floods the shills with horsepussy. You're fucking dead, kid. I can post anywhere, anytime, and I can post seven hundred clop pics, and that's just my Pinkie Pie folder. Not only am I extensively trained in the ways of horsepussy, but I have access to the entire shitposting capabilities of the /mlpol/ defence force and I will use it to it's full extent to flood your miserable post of the face of this board you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "Horsefucking is degenerate" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're drowning in horsepussy, you little shill. I will post rule #10 all over you and you will drown in it.
You're fucking dead (((Jew)))
Plz r8 my art.
*releases chain, hoping it reaches Ruth by now*
>>37574>>37574Um... GM, can I have a few accessories for my Kitty? I mean, if it's alright with you...
All kidding aside, I appreciate you guys. I'm glad there's [i]something[/i about this/these threads that keeps u coming back to monitor like spergs, and I look forward to messing with your heads to the fullest extent of my ability in the new year.
>>37577Not right now, u have to kill things first
>>37580>messing with our heads>implying Torc won't fuck everything up by fucking sticking his dick in the plans, just like everything elseI agree, this year should be intresting
>>37580Can we get to the killing tonight?
>>37581Thanks
>>37584This, also. My massive OC shitpost has to count for something....
Right?
>>37584It's Christmas though. I'm just fine if I can relax and take a walk
>>37583At least you are spending time with your waifu, who you've freaking cheated on twice now, you whore
>>37580I would expect no less than atleast three mindfucks.
>>37586Wait, Twice?
Torc never fucked the dragon, only death and troll. And Death was a highly
unusal situation.
>>37584No desu, this opponent is going to bat you about like a tennis ball and observe your response times
>>37588I'm gonna shoot for 6 then
>>37590Detect evil on that cloud with the stick
>>37589Tay
>>37590Isn't any problem a mindfuck to the minotaur with low intellegence?
>>37591REEEEEEEEE
>>37591Yes, cloud is ebil.
>>37592Several of the Keks
So as characters position and situate themselves, they notice that the air is almost stale with inactivity. Its almost as though they have been in this position - on the verge or in process of some dramatic action or other - for several minutes in game time and almost a day now from player-standpoint. I assure you, I'm noy
just being a fag
>>37593If the characters are suspended indefinitely in galloping pose, can they talk out their relationship problems?
>>37595Aside from stabbing one another, go for it
>>37596"You"
>>37599Bad Anonfilly! Don't pick up habits from communists!
>>37599>Rolled a 6I'm a say that landed with a 26 AC for Horsey, a +16 base attack bonus, and a +5 strength modifier. So horsey is booped
>>37601The Right way to do it is to boop another pony
>>37601"Looks like that fucking space coyote screwed us over or something. Just like Trollestia, she set me up!
Anyways... wanna talk about our problems?"
>>37602Strength doesn't make attacks land more easily. And he'd have to crawl out of his saddle and climb her neck to reach her snoot.
Also, it might me unwise to boop her while she's 40 ft up...
>landing on a 6 >>37604Yes it does, you apply your strength modifier to your attack roll to beat AC. So 16+5+6=27>26 The attack landed.
>Crawl out of saddleHe's got a reach of 5 feet. Or maybe 10. But he can boop a horse if he leans forward
>>37604>Landing on a 6That's why playing a higher level Paladin is so epic. His attack bonuses are so high that his first attack lands against almost any opponent on any role higher than a 1
[1d20 = 15]>>37606Well, as long as he's on her back, he counts as helpless
*noms head*
>>37609"Stahp! You'll mess up my absolutely perfect hair"
>>37610*Infernuis starts laughing uncontrollably*
>>37611>Image won't upload because of this fucking change that Swedish dev madeI'm'a ban you if you insult the perfect hair
>>37612He can always talk
>Glisten in the moonlight"Tracy, do have any moneys I can use or borrow? I need to get some gifts for my Fae"
>>37613*ignores volatile statements*
>>37614"How do you feel about Fae, Tracy? I know you used to not like her, because you were jealous of her. But now you are a mount too. So can you accept her?"
>>37616>"When she laid out Torcuil in two rounds, she proved to me two things. That she was willing to do anything I needed her to do, and that she was able.If you could have your own killer attack lion - better than a lion - that you could fly, wouldn't you?"
>>37617That second part is supposed to be in the link-greentext, but it feels appropriate as is
>>37616>"Well... it's more than just that. She came to me. It would be beyond rude to dismiss her. And she spoke the magic words of Football, American, and Ponies. Who else in this world have you heard speak do beautifully?">>37618>"I asked you to attack Torcuil first" >>37619>>37618Happy 26th good night guys.
>>37620Happy 26th
It was five years ago today I first watched My Little Pony Friendship is Magic
>>37622>>37623If i get fingered by the lich, protect thez and then res me.
>>37625>Fingered by the lichIt'll be the Lich that needs to be protected from Thez
>>37628[muffled distressed pony noises]
>'I-I-I.. Can't we schedule ahead of time? I'm more than enough... *incoherent pony thoughts*'*swallows head a little bit*
>>37630>'R-r-really..? You mean it? I'm bestmount?'*swallows head some more, reflexively*
[1d20 = 19]>>37631*Puts hand on horse head, which is apparently intent on getting his head drenched in drool*
>"You're a wonderful mount Tracy. A wonderful mount. After all, how many mounts will let their riders do this"Grabs her by the pussy
>>37632He shouldn't be able to move at all, but I won't argue with dat roll.
*shudders*
[muffled happy pony noises]
>'You can grab me any time, Flashy...'*swallows head entirely* >>37633*sticks tongue down horse throat*
>"Fae would claw me if I ever tried to do that to her. She's also not an equine, so I would't want to. You don't need to worry Tracy. You're special" >>37634[calm muffled pony noises]
>>37637Oh she's only like eight times his size
*Grabs cute wittle horsey cheeks*
"So, would you help me get some accessories for my attack kitty?"
>>37638[confused pony noises]
"......... what kind...?"
>>37639"Why, the kind that would make her more effective as an attack kitty (or Priestess) of course.
Hard to say what specifically. I was thinking Mithral Breast plate and whatever magic we can make or buy. Anyways, did you say once before that you quote "had resources"?"
>>37640*turns head back to non-cartoonish position*
>'.... I could use a new breastplate...' I seriously gotta sleep. I just don't have the energy to autistically pose as a mare in a fantasy romance story anymore.
Goodnight.
>>37643Kek. Goodnight, and merry day after Christmas
>>37613Glad I'm not the only one havin problems
>>37607>>37608>>37609>>37610Top kek
>>37632>>37633>>37634>rabbit noises Torc, how many ranks have you invested in Spellcraft?
>>37642
i could use some more armor too.
>>37647You should. It's one of the main Class perks that he can cast spells in armor. Also, it's better for him not to die so quickly.
Also, what kind of creature/item is Utachit? I can't find it anywhere.
>>37648> it's better for him not to die so quicklyDidn't finish the though:
Not to die early on, because he's the healer.
>>37649>>37648im not sure, she might be homebrew. what kind f armor should i get you think?
>>37650Well, He's proficient in everything, so go full plate. Speed won't be as great, but it'll make it easier to walk right into an army like it's no problem.
>>37651any enchantments that would help?
>>37652Adamntine plate gives 3/- damage reduction on top of the 8AC and that's with zero enchantments.
There's a long list of enchantments.
Am super jelly of that +14 strength modifier. Jesus. >>37653yea i was thinking adamantine, could i get a str booster enchanment?
its only 5 right now thez still has the arms. >>37655Strength is the absolute last thing you need. But no, strength and ability buffs are not among the possible buffs. There are a shitload of buffs you can get though. AC, damage resistance, strong energy resistance, spell resistance...
she'll give it back you know >>37654
Oh hush. Your "I can fly, I can go ethereal, I can set things on fire, I can become a whole size category larger than everyone" at will haxx GM gave you still pisses me off to no end. And you keep claiming "she's a pony, she has super listening!" "She has scent!" "She can run faster because horse!" even when using the vanilla form
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>>37653All species have racial bonuses; some even have Ex or Su abilities. Even hoo-mans get extra skill points per level.
Ponies should have higher Charisma though… And something...
>>37658See
>>37657 and fuck your complaining
>>37659I'm not complaining. I just think any
other ponies who come into this game should at least have 13 Char.
>>37657>>37659>>37661why dont you work out something with gm? im guessing it pisses you off because you feel less than adequate than tracy. ive been there before.
Can the Summon Monster spell be used to ask creatures questions, or do you need Planar Ally for that?
>>37661Ponies are cute. They should at least get a +2 modifier.
>>37662Envy is my best guess for the nature of the emotion as well. I just know it leaves me very angry almost every time it comes up. GM mentioning it in a Thez post pissed me off for hours and it's the main reason I did not want to play out the Court City quest, and I think it's also the main reason I hate the birds (it was used to obtain the eggs), and I don't want Tracy to go to Cardisjore alone. The mounting did a lot to calm it down, but not everything
>>37664Yeah.. I guessed that much...
>>37664we gotta find a solution that makes everyone happy or at least not angry.
>>37652It matters, what do you want?
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I've seen everything since I called him Mr. Fug, but is he talking about how fucking another mare set off Tracy and how he totally didn't know it would make her mad? Ad thats what he mes by "now you know how it feels to not know what sets someone off"?
I did not delete those posts, it's not true, it's bullshit, I did nawt
>>37741Uh... That was not the topic of conversation
>>37743Oh the ethreal shit?
Are we still fucking on that?
>>37744Well how the fuck would I fucking know?
>>37752Probably. But at the moment, everyone is sperging. I'm going to step away hopefully for a very long time
>>37753Then just let everyone go back to talking about what they were before.
>>37755I would be too. Some hundred posts were deleted over the past two hours.
My mum used to say "Remember son, nothing is ever deleted on the internet"
Obviously she never met Waifu Thief.
>>37755Hi GM
Considering I haven't done any level up perk/skills/bonuses/whatever they are, what are my choices for Torc?
>>37757Have you allotted your character's skills?
>>37757I'd look into metamagic feats desu
>>37759I'm going to recommend that you do that. I would also recommend that you read the wizard spell list, so you can familiarize yourself with the powers you already have.
Did you allot those three ability points? It should be 4 by now
>>37761I don't know how skills work...
TO THE DND WIKI
Ability points? I don't think so...
>spell That tab is open for any and all combat situations
>>37760Thanks
>>37762I'll give you a rundown in a bit
>>37663I wonder if Tracy could learn anything more about the nature of her alternate form if she summons/meets a Night Had. Could have some interesting character development potential.