With Nuts of course.
Happy Holidays to everyone! Whether you celebrate Christmas, Yule, Hearths Warming, or some other degenerate (Kwanza) or (((unspoken))) tradition, I hope you have a safe and 'as happy as possible' holiday season as you no doubt maneuver in and out of the world of normies and others!
I have no idea if any crucial gaming will occur weekend, but its about to get funky-fresh on several fronts. We last left Torcuil trying to navigate through Krenshal for someone skilled and crazy enough to build a Robo-ponk. Trumpaladin and Tracy were getting their things together to hunt a Unicorn with Elway's blessing and direction. Thez is being a little bit emo (its the hormones) while Infernius continues being a dutiful and upstanding guy.
What will happen next, and in what order? Will the players defy GM's careful designs for the umpteenth time? You can bet on that!
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Good morning.
Claiming Songbird as waifu
>>36660
>Will the players defy GM's careful designs for the umpteenth time? You can bet on that!
I said it when Torc fucked death, and I'll say it again
Fuck
Your
Planning
>Will the players defy GM's careful designs for the umpteenth time? You can bet on that!
I said it when Torc fucked death, and I'll say it again
Fuck
Your
Planning
>>36664
Its not really plans anymore, its more ideas of why its happening this way. What happens from there is anyone's guess.
Its not really plans anymore, its more ideas of why its happening this way. What happens from there is anyone's guess.
>>36670
So I alluded to it in OP but yes, finding "the right gnome(s)" isn't going to be easy, and gnomes are difficult to interact with and roleplay as it is. I'm telling you this as a meta explanation of why Torcuil hasn't been successful yet. There are all kinds of workshops, and that's just the ground level. The city walls actually lead to the edge of a cliff, where in segmented and burrowed-into-the-cliff-face levels a sprawling and often disorderly oasis of autistic creativity has been made. Tools and gadgets whirl and move of their own accord, pidgeons fly everywhere this way and that, all of whom carry a tiny scroll or pouch, its all the romanticism and innovation of the renaissance writ large, except with a hint of gnomish tactless-ness. Welcome to Krenshal.
So I alluded to it in OP but yes, finding "the right gnome(s)" isn't going to be easy, and gnomes are difficult to interact with and roleplay as it is. I'm telling you this as a meta explanation of why Torcuil hasn't been successful yet. There are all kinds of workshops, and that's just the ground level. The city walls actually lead to the edge of a cliff, where in segmented and burrowed-into-the-cliff-face levels a sprawling and often disorderly oasis of autistic creativity has been made. Tools and gadgets whirl and move of their own accord, pidgeons fly everywhere this way and that, all of whom carry a tiny scroll or pouch, its all the romanticism and innovation of the renaissance writ large, except with a hint of gnomish tactless-ness. Welcome to Krenshal.
>>36672
>disorderly oasis of autistic creativity
I fucking like it. Also, I know nothing of gnomes so I guess its research time.
Torc's is amazed by the intrestingness of it all, and then begins to look for a town map or something of the likes.
>disorderly oasis of autistic creativity
I fucking like it. Also, I know nothing of gnomes so I guess its research time.
Torc's is amazed by the intrestingness of it all, and then begins to look for a town map or something of the likes.
>>36674
There is an empty booth with a blood splotch on one side that says "Information", but there's no one seated there at the moment. Other than that, there don't seem to be any distinguishably evident areas. There's a mess of hallways and doors, but gnomes are quick and efficient on their feet and leave no room for an obviously out-of-place fellow to slip in amidst the bustle.
There is an empty booth with a blood splotch on one side that says "Information", but there's no one seated there at the moment. Other than that, there don't seem to be any distinguishably evident areas. There's a mess of hallways and doors, but gnomes are quick and efficient on their feet and leave no room for an obviously out-of-place fellow to slip in amidst the bustle.
>>36675
"Well that's just great"
Welp, my best idea is for Torc to polynorph into a gnome and slip in.
Objections?
"Well that's just great"
Welp, my best idea is for Torc to polynorph into a gnome and slip in.
Objections?
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>>36676
oh that's a beautiful idea. I had thought that if I quit the game and Trumpaladin showed up in s future version as a Blackguard Villian, he'd have an obnoxious Warhammer as a weapon that he could point at any player and freeze their actions for d8 rounds or something like that
Well, I would talk to the gnomes, figure out what they want and like and don't like, then ask for the information I want, then use my knowledge of the gnome's motivations to arrange a deal that gets me what I want.
But your "have sex with the gnomes" idea seems more entertaining to watch. Try it
oh that's a beautiful idea. I had thought that if I quit the game and Trumpaladin showed up in s future version as a Blackguard Villian, he'd have an obnoxious Warhammer as a weapon that he could point at any player and freeze their actions for d8 rounds or something like that
Well, I would talk to the gnomes, figure out what they want and like and don't like, then ask for the information I want, then use my knowledge of the gnome's motivations to arrange a deal that gets me what I want.
But your "have sex with the gnomes" idea seems more entertaining to watch. Try it
>>36682
>sex
I promise you thats not what I'm planning.
Plus, its easier to get information when you don't look like a complete and total outsider.
Plus I need someone who can do what I'm looking for before I start making deals.
>sex
I promise you thats not what I'm planning.
Plus, its easier to get information when you don't look like a complete and total outsider.
Plus I need someone who can do what I'm looking for before I start making deals.
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>>36683
Behind the first of the otherwise "gnomes only" doors, Torcuil finds the beginnings of a long hallway, with gears, sprockets, and shafts lining the halls and intersections. It appears that a certain degree of power is transmitted throughout the city by way of mechanical devices.
Behind the first of the otherwise "gnomes only" doors, Torcuil finds the beginnings of a long hallway, with gears, sprockets, and shafts lining the halls and intersections. It appears that a certain degree of power is transmitted throughout the city by way of mechanical devices.
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>>36686
Does this tower have an anti-shrine, where I can get guidance on how to be moar ebil or become moar powerful? Something like the Yuzuhara shrine to soccer?
Does this tower have an anti-shrine, where I can get guidance on how to be moar ebil or become moar powerful? Something like the Yuzuhara shrine to soccer?
>>36688
You mean the whorehouse? Where people beat eachother senseless and then have fivilous and copious amounts of contractual sex (hetero only)? Yes, there is such a place. You can decorate it with divegrass iconography if you like.
You mean the whorehouse? Where people beat eachother senseless and then have fivilous and copious amounts of contractual sex (hetero only)? Yes, there is such a place. You can decorate it with divegrass iconography if you like.
>>36692
It could happen, it would require the right timing.
>makes unholy
That was when she was diabolical, its not a given anymore
It could happen, it would require the right timing.
>makes unholy
That was when she was diabolical, its not a given anymore
>>36695
She established/conquered/etc it while she was diabolical, right?
Also, does the tower have a machine that can produce masterwork daggers and/or lances? I want to make some more.
She established/conquered/etc it while she was diabolical, right?
Also, does the tower have a machine that can produce masterwork daggers and/or lances? I want to make some more.
>>36696
A lance-head is a fancy dagger, so yes to both. The Lance-head machine uses denze metal stamped in an octagonal shape with a hexagonal spear-point, barbed on one side.
There's a bunch of dagger machines. Which one?
A lance-head is a fancy dagger, so yes to both. The Lance-head machine uses denze metal stamped in an octagonal shape with a hexagonal spear-point, barbed on one side.
There's a bunch of dagger machines. Which one?
>>36697
With the animated demon-gauntlets.
The magick Hoers-shoes allow both her and her rider to make Spirited Charge attacks, so she can do Triple Damage with a single strike from a lance while she's charging.
>>36698
>A lance-head is a fancy dagger, so yes to both
Can she use her daggers as lance heads? That way, it could be adjustable.
>Which one?
ALL of them!
I g2g for a bit..
With the animated demon-gauntlets.
The magick Hoers-shoes allow both her and her rider to make Spirited Charge attacks, so she can do Triple Damage with a single strike from a lance while she's charging.
>>36698
>A lance-head is a fancy dagger, so yes to both
Can she use her daggers as lance heads? That way, it could be adjustable.
>Which one?
ALL of them!
I g2g for a bit..
>>36702
GM, you said something about enchantments on Armor? What can I get for a Fae sized chain shirt?
GM, you said something about enchantments on Armor? What can I get for a Fae sized chain shirt?
Torc ducks into a workshop to catch his breath and find his bearings.
This is gonna get really shitty real quick, isn't it?
This is gonna get really shitty real quick, isn't it?
>>36707
Eeek! I didn't realize there were so many options. Um, both strength and speed sound amazing. What is there Strengthwise? Or speed wise? Or AC wise?\r
Eeek! I didn't realize there were so many options. Um, both strength and speed sound amazing. What is there Strengthwise? Or speed wise? Or AC wise?\r
>>36709
A grumpy gnome extends their hands expectantly. "Whda'dyoubringme,Ihaven'tgotalldayyourandomnewbiewhogottheirpositionbecauseof,..." she has the presence of mind to stop at this point.
>>36710
That depends on the effect. I know the classic "paladin"route is a big shiny suit of plates, but thats low energy bullshit. Piece-mail is where its at. You can have a spaulder + murder, a chest-plate of eating faces, a girdle (giant strength or w/e),Bracers of salted earth,... My point is, if you are creative enough you can have whatever array you want. You just have to decide on it and be willing to wait the requisite time.
A grumpy gnome extends their hands expectantly. "Whda'dyoubringme,Ihaven'tgotalldayyourandomnewbiewhogottheirpositionbecauseof,..." she has the presence of mind to stop at this point.
>>36710
That depends on the effect. I know the classic "paladin"route is a big shiny suit of plates, but thats low energy bullshit. Piece-mail is where its at. You can have a spaulder + murder, a chest-plate of eating faces, a girdle (giant strength or w/e),Bracers of salted earth,... My point is, if you are creative enough you can have whatever array you want. You just have to decide on it and be willing to wait the requisite time.
>>36711
>she
I swear, you guys all hate me.
Torc jumps back a bit, starteed by the gattling gun of words infront of him.
"Hold up, slow down. I'm not from around here, so stop with the requesting. Second, who are you?"
>she
I swear, you guys all hate me.
Torc jumps back a bit, starteed by the gattling gun of words infront of him.
"Hold up, slow down. I'm not from around here, so stop with the requesting. Second, who are you?"
>>36711
All on Fae?
I've recently become enamoured by the way Templar knights are depicted. In most images they are completely covered in armor, and you can often see that they are wearing chain mail suits underneath plate armor... Just like Trumpaladin. It's just a beautiful way of saying "good luck hitting me under 30+ AC."
I'm less of a fan of the way Templar horses are depicted. They have white cloth on them that makes them look like Ku Klux Klan horses. Now, now, the really sexy horse armor that I like is the Cataphract armor of the Byzantines, Sassanids, and Armenians. THAT is how you armor a horse.
Unfortunately I don't think I'll be Cataphract-ing Fae, since there is a mobility penalty for anything heavier than light armor. Chain shirt is the heaviest in that catagory, although I like the aesthetics of my little pony partial plate better. The coolest enchantments are etherealness and dimension door. I absolutely intend to try to get a belt of strength for her at some time, since I want her strength up.
I can wait for all of that. But in the meantime, a +4 AC chain shirt is desired
All on Fae?
I've recently become enamoured by the way Templar knights are depicted. In most images they are completely covered in armor, and you can often see that they are wearing chain mail suits underneath plate armor... Just like Trumpaladin. It's just a beautiful way of saying "good luck hitting me under 30+ AC."
I'm less of a fan of the way Templar horses are depicted. They have white cloth on them that makes them look like Ku Klux Klan horses. Now, now, the really sexy horse armor that I like is the Cataphract armor of the Byzantines, Sassanids, and Armenians. THAT is how you armor a horse.
Unfortunately I don't think I'll be Cataphract-ing Fae, since there is a mobility penalty for anything heavier than light armor. Chain shirt is the heaviest in that catagory, although I like the aesthetics of my little pony partial plate better. The coolest enchantments are etherealness and dimension door. I absolutely intend to try to get a belt of strength for her at some time, since I want her strength up.
I can wait for all of that. But in the meantime, a +4 AC chain shirt is desired
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>>36712
"Whatthefuck?Whoareyou?You'renotsupposedtobebackhereGUARDS!Ohyou'reinforitnowwhoeveryouare."
A quartet of exceptionally well-armored gnomes rush you with words and force.
>>36712
"Whatthefuck?Whoareyou?You'renotsupposedtobebackhereGUARDS!Ohyou'reinforitnowwhoeveryouare."
A quartet of exceptionally well-armored gnomes rush you with words and force.
>>36717
Fuck, lets see.
Torc stops the polymorph and tries to reason with them
"Listen, I'm not here to cause harm. I'm here to make a very large purpose, and I'm willing to pay lots for it."
Fuck, lets see.
Torc stops the polymorph and tries to reason with them
"Listen, I'm not here to cause harm. I'm here to make a very large purpose, and I'm willing to pay lots for it."
Upon successful grapple from the group, who immediately bombard him with a deluge of "Lookathisguyhere""Thisguyhere?"YouKNOWit!""Yeahthisguyhere""Whataboutthisguyhere?""Hethoughthewasgoingtosneakhiswayinasagnome,probablyusingapolymorphspell""apolymorphspellyousay?""indeed,itcertainly,..."he trails off, for a gnome that is, before snffing Torcuil in the armpit area. "Newlygnomish,hedisplaycharacteristicsofagnomebutonewhoknowsnoknoledgeofhygeneorpersonalcareandiscertaintodevelopirritatedfingersydromeovertimewhichissomethingANYgnomewouldbebletovoid.NoImcallingitnowthisgnomeisaFRAUD!"
[4d20 = 26]
>>36722
They stop for a moment. Then they begin to laugh amongst themselves.
"Heyguyswhenwasthelasttimeosmeonewashereforsomereasonoranother""Hastherebeenatimewheresomeonewasnt'thereonsuperimportantbusiness?""NotthatIcanrecall.Isayweturnhimupside-downandshakeouthispockets.""Thatseemsthebestapproach.Onthreethen?" and then in unison "Onetwothree,HO"
>>36722
They stop for a moment. Then they begin to laugh amongst themselves.
"Heyguyswhenwasthelasttimeosmeonewashereforsomereasonoranother""Hastherebeenatimewheresomeonewasnt'thereonsuperimportantbusiness?""NotthatIcanrecall.Isayweturnhimupside-downandshakeouthispockets.""Thatseemsthebestapproach.Onthreethen?" and then in unison "Onetwothree,HO"
[1d20 = 9]
>>36726
"Okay you little shits."
Torc teleports out of their grasp
Roll to try and do it before they shake him down.
"Listen, I don't want to harm you. I just want to buy something."
>>36726
"Okay you little shits."
Torc teleports out of their grasp
Roll to try and do it before they shake him down.
"Listen, I don't want to harm you. I just want to buy something."
>>36728
Okay, here we go
"Okayyoulittleturds,listenhereandlistencloselycauseI'monlygonnasayitonce. Iamheretobuyafuckingrobot,IamwillingtoohelpyourtownandprovidealargefuckingpaymentinreturnIFYOUWOULDJUSTLETMETALKTOOYOU."
Okay, here we go
"Okayyoulittleturds,listenhereandlistencloselycauseI'monlygonnasayitonce. Iamheretobuyafuckingrobot,IamwillingtoohelpyourtownandprovidealargefuckingpaymentinreturnIFYOUWOULDJUSTLETMETALKTOOYOU."
>>36732
Torc can basically use anytype of seell and do anything if I can't find a meme for it, money can grow on a fucking tree for all he cares
Torc can basically use anytype of seell and do anything if I can't find a meme for it, money can grow on a fucking tree for all he cares
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>>36707
>>36711
>Armor/barding options
Can Tracy develop an uber-slick, jet-black studded-leather, spiked motorcycle suit, that fits to her form?
I want something light-wight and mobile, that blends into the night and allows her easy breathing to do all of her tricks. Black would also bring out her mane. If combining leather with metal is an option, I'd adore that, because that's how you make a real suit of ghost-pony armor.
>>36711
>Armor/barding options
Can Tracy develop an uber-slick, jet-black studded-leather, spiked motorcycle suit, that fits to her form?
I want something light-wight and mobile, that blends into the night and allows her easy breathing to do all of her tricks. Black would also bring out her mane. If combining leather with metal is an option, I'd adore that, because that's how you make a real suit of ghost-pony armor.
>>36731
Torcuil makes this outburst while upside down.
"Isayweshake'emdownfirstwhaddyasay?""Standardoperatingproceedurethen?""Soundslikeaplan".
The gnomes start shaking him vigorously, spilling out whatever not-tightly secured equipment, contents, or available property.
Torcuil makes this outburst while upside down.
"Isayweshake'emdownfirstwhaddyasay?""Standardoperatingproceedurethen?""Soundslikeaplan".
The gnomes start shaking him vigorously, spilling out whatever not-tightly secured equipment, contents, or available property.
>>36740
Also, pockets for pulling things out quickly would be nice too; would also be good for concealing things.
Also, pockets for pulling things out quickly would be nice too; would also be good for concealing things.
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>>36741
"Well since that didn't work,
I guess I'll have to be big enough.
For both of us."
Pic related appears and releases a sonic screech, hopefully stunning them
"Well since that didn't work,
I guess I'll have to be big enough.
For both of us."
Pic related appears and releases a sonic screech, hopefully stunning them
If you conceal a dagger with a Sleight of Hand check while in front of someone, can you make a Sneak Attack with it while observed?
>>36744
Gnomes are stunned. Not enough to drop or release Torcuil, but enough to stop them with carting him off for the moment.
Gnomes are stunned. Not enough to drop or release Torcuil, but enough to stop them with carting him off for the moment.
Tracy is in the force, working on her repeating bow-gauntlet.
She also make as Screaming Bolt.
After that, she feeds her birds, and goes up to the holodeck to practice finessing her chain and getting a handle of it's abilities.
She also make as Screaming Bolt.
After that, she feeds her birds, and goes up to the holodeck to practice finessing her chain and getting a handle of it's abilities.
forge*
>>36761
I was going to say yes, he says that to her, but the way you ask that question implies that he really shouldn't say that
I was going to say yes, he says that to her, but the way you ask that question implies that he really shouldn't say that
>>36769
"Then why are you playing arts and craft right now rather than killing her while you have the chance?"
"Then why are you playing arts and craft right now rather than killing her while you have the chance?"
Btw, i mention in the last thread that she'd moved her birds to aniother room. She pushed the furniture out of one of the VIP suites and left them there; they're currently chowing down on a pile of ground elephant and scrambled yolks in the center of the room (they should be big enough to eat it themselves now).
>>36772
"I wanted to wait until you were ready."
>>36773
That's the joke.
>>36772
"I wanted to wait until you were ready."
>>36773
That's the joke.
>>36773
Well then I answered a different question. But it's really the same question, just approached a different way. The question is "if you want to kill this bitch, then why are you playing ninja with chains, or crafting macaroni images, or whatever you're doing, rather than killing her while we have the chance?"
Well then I answered a different question. But it's really the same question, just approached a different way. The question is "if you want to kill this bitch, then why are you playing ninja with chains, or crafting macaroni images, or whatever you're doing, rather than killing her while we have the chance?"
>>36773
Oh shut up. Tracy obviously doesn't mean she wants him to repeat what he said. She wants him to clarify his intentions. That's what he's doing
Oh shut up. Tracy obviously doesn't mean she wants him to repeat what he said. She wants him to clarify his intentions. That's what he's doing
>>36774
"As I have said before I do not want to kill her. But waiting is making me anxious. Soon, or never. Make up your mind. I prefer the latter, but it is your choice"
"As I have said before I do not want to kill her. But waiting is making me anxious. Soon, or never. Make up your mind. I prefer the latter, but it is your choice"
>>36779
*taps wand against dagger*
"I'm ready, Flashy.
Just go to the stables and make your move. I'll be lurking."
Tracy rummages through her bag and pulls out the old Conceal Alignment scroll she got months ago at the shop
"That bitch alwats greeted me with that obnoxious smile every time I enter the stables before we put the dividers up; I'm going to take a minute to make sure she's caught off guard this time.
I'll make my move the moment after you do, Flashy, so be ready."
Remember he has the Shackles and the rope.
*gestures over to a prepared barrel of pure grain alcohol*
"Make sure that sword of yours is drunk off his saddle before you start."
*taps wand against dagger*
"I'm ready, Flashy.
Just go to the stables and make your move. I'll be lurking."
Tracy rummages through her bag and pulls out the old Conceal Alignment scroll she got months ago at the shop
"That bitch alwats greeted me with that obnoxious smile every time I enter the stables before we put the dividers up; I'm going to take a minute to make sure she's caught off guard this time.
I'll make my move the moment after you do, Flashy, so be ready."
Remember he has the Shackles and the rope.
*gestures over to a prepared barrel of pure grain alcohol*
"Make sure that sword of yours is drunk off his saddle before you start."
[1d20+17 = 18]
With that Tracy vanishes.
Rolling to Move Silently across the tower as she gets ready.
Also, Detect Good, to ensure the cunt is in the stables
>>36781
This is part of the reason why I was waiting. The forest should be burning down as we shitpost, but idk anymore...
With that Tracy vanishes.
Rolling to Move Silently across the tower as she gets ready.
Also, Detect Good, to ensure the cunt is in the stables
>>36781
This is part of the reason why I was waiting. The forest should be burning down as we shitpost, but idk anymore...
[1d20+17 = 30]
>>36782
>*trips and falls face flat, knocking over furniture as she goes*
"I.. I'm okay...!"
*Slinks off once again, deciding to wait a few minutes before she goes back towards the stables*
>>36782
>*trips and falls face flat, knocking over furniture as she goes*
"I.. I'm okay...!"
*Slinks off once again, deciding to wait a few minutes before she goes back towards the stables*
>>36780
"Very well. We'll do it tonight. Now think of a full strategy while I go take some measurements for Fae to fit her into new armor, and then get her set up in the holodeck to train for multi attack, while my faggot goes to see a movie."
"Very well. We'll do it tonight. Now think of a full strategy while I go take some measurements for Fae to fit her into new armor, and then get her set up in the holodeck to train for multi attack, while my faggot goes to see a movie."
>>36787
Would that mean Torc could train.......
Why do I always forget Torc has a Snek? Maybe I should unbind him from the staff so I alway remember.
A big ass snake would be great for scaring some dwarves
Would that mean Torc could train.......
Why do I always forget Torc has a Snek? Maybe I should unbind him from the staff so I alway remember.
A big ass snake would be great for scaring some dwarves
>>36789
>Greater Magick Fang Potion, and an Enlarge Potion, and make them permanent on him.
Actually, do those for Tracy and her birds too.
>Greater Magick Fang Potion, and an Enlarge Potion, and make them permanent on him.
Actually, do those for Tracy and her birds too.
>>36789
>animated
You sudgestion has been noted and will be considered
>enlarge potion
Mr. Snek is already ~20ft long, and thats enough for me
>magic fang potion
>Rangers lvl1 can cast it as a spell
I want to dual class more now, but not a bad idea
>animated
You sudgestion has been noted and will be considered
>enlarge potion
Mr. Snek is already ~20ft long, and thats enough for me
>magic fang potion
>Rangers lvl1 can cast it as a spell
I want to dual class more now, but not a bad idea
>>36793
Doesn't it normally take an Epic Check in Handle Animal and at least one whole year to Train a Magical Beast for things?
How many ranks did you put into Handle Animal? Help train Tracy while you're at it, if you can.
Doesn't it normally take an Epic Check in Handle Animal and at least one whole year to Train a Magical Beast for things?
How many ranks did you put into Handle Animal? Help train Tracy while you're at it, if you can.
>>36797
That's alright.
>tfw need to cook for family soon
Tracy is snooping around the Tower in stealth, making sure Troll is in the stables before Trump goes there.
That's alright.
>tfw need to cook for family soon
Tracy is snooping around the Tower in stealth, making sure Troll is in the stables before Trump goes there.
*keens edges*
How many of y'all are going to be lurking tonight? I'm probably not going to play tomorrow, since it's the holidays.
>>36800
My friend is pissed off because Coco is an incredibly sad movie and it made him cry...
I may be able to play later. I want to either kill that unicorn or make her a Paladin's mount, but one of the two (or both?). I hope GM will be on long enough for that
*drives*
My friend is pissed off because Coco is an incredibly sad movie and it made him cry...
I may be able to play later. I want to either kill that unicorn or make her a Paladin's mount, but one of the two (or both?). I hope GM will be on long enough for that
*drives*
>>36801
So Torcuil's teleportation would work, positioning him away from the cluster of gnomes manhandling him.
So Torcuil's teleportation would work, positioning him away from the cluster of gnomes manhandling him.
>>36803
Good
He unpolymorphes and throws down his snek staff, bringing Mr. Snek into play.
"OkaylistennoworI'mleaving. Idon'twanttohurtyou. Ijustwishtobuyarobotmadebyyourpeopel'shandiwork. Ihavenotbeeninthislandlong,butIhavealreadyheardthatyourpeoplearemastercraftsmen. Ididnotwishtocauseproblemswithmydeception,butitseemedtheonlywaytogetintothecity. Iunderstandifyoudenymeservice,butIwishfornomorefighting."
Torc then doublesover, catching his breath from talking so quickly.
"Waddayousay?"
Mr. Snek: >hiss
Good
He unpolymorphes and throws down his snek staff, bringing Mr. Snek into play.
"OkaylistennoworI'mleaving. Idon'twanttohurtyou. Ijustwishtobuyarobotmadebyyourpeopel'shandiwork. Ihavenotbeeninthislandlong,butIhavealreadyheardthatyourpeoplearemastercraftsmen. Ididnotwishtocauseproblemswithmydeception,butitseemedtheonlywaytogetintothecity. Iunderstandifyoudenymeservice,butIwishfornomorefighting."
Torc then doublesover, catching his breath from talking so quickly.
"Waddayousay?"
Mr. Snek: >hiss
>>36804
The gnomes look at eachother speechless for a moment, before breaking into a small round of applause. An older one approaches. "Thatwasprettygoodyoungfella,youspeakhalfdecentgnomish(whichisn'tanindependantlanguageitsjustonethatsspokenreallyfast.Mostcommoners,thatsyoufolkwhospeakbasiccommon,nevergettheknackforitandalwaysenduptellingustotalkslowlywhichonlymakesthemmoremadwhenwedoforsomereason.Soyouwantaroboteh?Whatlevelofsophisticationarewetalkinghere?There'syourbasicgolemofwhatevermaterialsyougotortherearecompositeconstructslikeshieldguardiansandthelike."
The gnomes look at eachother speechless for a moment, before breaking into a small round of applause. An older one approaches. "Thatwasprettygoodyoungfella,youspeakhalfdecentgnomish(whichisn'tanindependantlanguageitsjustonethatsspokenreallyfast.Mostcommoners,thatsyoufolkwhospeakbasiccommon,nevergettheknackforitandalwaysenduptellingustotalkslowlywhichonlymakesthemmoremadwhenwedoforsomereason.Soyouwantaroboteh?Whatlevelofsophisticationarewetalkinghere?There'syourbasicgolemofwhatevermaterialsyougotortherearecompositeconstructslikeshieldguardiansandthelike."
>>36805
Torc looks ready to shoot himself realizing that it wasn't the fact they ignored his pleas, its the fact they didn't like him speaking slow.
"OnesecondandI'llexplainwhatIwant."
Torc grabs Mr. Snek, and uses the staff like a walking stick.
"I'mlookingforarobotIcanuseasamounttoo. I'mthinkingmaybesteampoweredwithabrassconstructionandsomeotherspecificdetails."
>>36806
Icanactuallyreaditsuprisinglywell
Torc looks ready to shoot himself realizing that it wasn't the fact they ignored his pleas, its the fact they didn't like him speaking slow.
"OnesecondandI'llexplainwhatIwant."
Torc grabs Mr. Snek, and uses the staff like a walking stick.
"I'mlookingforarobotIcanuseasamounttoo. I'mthinkingmaybesteampoweredwithabrassconstructionandsomeotherspecificdetails."
>>36806
Icanactuallyreaditsuprisinglywell
>>36808
He said he was looking for someone too make a robot, not asking the ones infront of him you idiot
He said he was looking for someone too make a robot, not asking the ones infront of him you idiot
Tracy confirms with her detection abilities that Troll is in fact in the stables.
[1d20+5 = 23]
>>36813
*grabs bag in stables and leaves nonchalantly*
Sense Motive check to get a hunch if she's caught wind of something
>>36813
*grabs bag in stables and leaves nonchalantly*
Sense Motive check to get a hunch if she's caught wind of something
Btw, can Tracy use the fluids she collected for Barry's corpse to make AIDS-coated daggers?
Also, I forgot, do you need to roll for Sneak Attacks when you're using poison?
>>36818
Tracy sticks her tongue out at Troll like she does every day, and leaves in a huff.
Also, I forgot, do you need to roll for Sneak Attacks when you're using poison?
>>36818
Tracy sticks her tongue out at Troll like she does every day, and leaves in a huff.
>>36820
)/ inec
>>36819
https://youtu.be/8FZ9dQcHbuA
Start at :55
>>36821
No, the poison is automatic upon doing damage, the fortitude save is to determine if the individual's immune response is effective or not.
)/ inec
>>36819
https://youtu.be/8FZ9dQcHbuA
Start at :55
>>36821
No, the poison is automatic upon doing damage, the fortitude save is to determine if the individual's immune response is effective or not.
>>36825
"I thought you'd like that one. Its one of the few I know thats in German. And what has you in such a sentimental mood today?"
"I thought you'd like that one. Its one of the few I know thats in German. And what has you in such a sentimental mood today?"
Trumpaladin's faggot arrives at a bar after like 30 minutes of driving, and is ready for his character to finally kill, fuck or marry this damned unicorn
>>36831
I already said she's resistant to STDs. And she needs to keep her body healthy, because those diseases fuck-up fetuses.
I already said she's resistant to STDs. And she needs to keep her body healthy, because those diseases fuck-up fetuses.
>>36821
>"where are you little pony? You know only a magical weapon can harm her. Is the cane sword enchanted in that way? Use its gust power if she charges you later or if she uses obscuring mists. Do you want to borrow Suigoto? She has +3 enchantment"
>"where are you little pony? You know only a magical weapon can harm her. Is the cane sword enchanted in that way? Use its gust power if she charges you later or if she uses obscuring mists. Do you want to borrow Suigoto? She has +3 enchantment"
>>36833
How many doors that will let a horse through are there at the stable? Can we lock it? Where can locks be obtained?
How many doors that will let a horse through are there at the stable? Can we lock it? Where can locks be obtained?
>>36835
There's not really doors. Rooms are connected by open archways or corridors that connect areas.
There's not really doors. Rooms are connected by open archways or corridors that connect areas.
>>36834
>'I'm near the stables. Go for it; I'll be there.'
Your character has Magic Weapon as a 1st level spell, and so does Tracy. Damage Reduction isn't an issue.
And yes. Her sword is magical, as are three of her daggers.
>>36835
Just do the deed as soon as you get the chance. She'll get suspicious if you try to lock the door. She's a
>>36836
Is there a corner she can hide around?
Tracy is crouching ~60-ft away from the stables, trying to figure out how many rounds her conceal Alignment scroll lasts, keeping an eye on the stables as she does.
>'I'm near the stables. Go for it; I'll be there.'
Your character has Magic Weapon as a 1st level spell, and so does Tracy. Damage Reduction isn't an issue.
And yes. Her sword is magical, as are three of her daggers.
>>36835
Just do the deed as soon as you get the chance. She'll get suspicious if you try to lock the door. She's a
>>36836
Is there a corner she can hide around?
Tracy is crouching ~60-ft away from the stables, trying to figure out how many rounds her conceal Alignment scroll lasts, keeping an eye on the stables as she does.
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>>36826
"WellIwantittohaveapersonality,forstarters. Designwise... onemoment."
Torc picks up his tome and rips out an empty page. He sketches pic related but in greyscale.
"ThisistheroughshapeIwouldlike. Proballyabout4feettallorso. Maybeasmall3inchcannonthatfoldoutifpossible."
Torc takes another moment to catch his breath
"Isitpossible?"
"WellIwantittohaveapersonality,forstarters. Designwise... onemoment."
Torc picks up his tome and rips out an empty page. He sketches pic related but in greyscale.
"ThisistheroughshapeIwouldlike. Proballyabout4feettallorso. Maybeasmall3inchcannonthatfoldoutifpossible."
Torc takes another moment to catch his breath
"Isitpossible?"
>>36838
>do the deed
She's a freaking demigod. Not a regular horse. It would take Trump almost four full rounds to kill her if almost ever attack landed
>do the deed
She's a freaking demigod. Not a regular horse. It would take Trump almost four full rounds to kill her if almost ever attack landed
>>36838
>"are you sure you don't want to set chains across the entrance? Or set up stakes? Anything to keep her from running away?"
>"are you sure you don't want to set chains across the entrance? Or set up stakes? Anything to keep her from running away?"
>>36840
He lifts his glasses from his eyes and wipes his face. "Idon'tknowifyourealizethisbutgivingconstructsanidentityisn'tsomethingyoujust"do",thatrequiresingenuityandcreativitythatdoesn'tjustspringoutofnowhere,andifitwaspossibleyouwouldhavetobeafull-timeparticipantinitsconstruction.Imean,howimportantisthisthingtoyou?You'reessentiallydescribingaconstructartifact,entirelycustomandunique."
He lifts his glasses from his eyes and wipes his face. "Idon'tknowifyourealizethisbutgivingconstructsanidentityisn'tsomethingyoujust"do",thatrequiresingenuityandcreativitythatdoesn'tjustspringoutofnowhere,andifitwaspossibleyouwouldhavetobeafull-timeparticipantinitsconstruction.Imean,howimportantisthisthingtoyou?You'reessentiallydescribingaconstructartifact,entirelycustomandunique."
>>36841
Try the shackles then the rope, or at least get a blow on her.
>demigod
Like I give a shit. That only means moar XP
She's just a 13th level encounter. Her facing Trumpaladin and Tracy together is hardly a battle: it's a murder. The most Tracy has to worry about is getting hit by one of those Good Domain spells.
>>36842
>'She won't fall for that crap. She's already on to me. Do your thing, and don't choke.'
Try the shackles then the rope, or at least get a blow on her.
>demigod
Like I give a shit. That only means moar XP
She's just a 13th level encounter. Her facing Trumpaladin and Tracy together is hardly a battle: it's a murder. The most Tracy has to worry about is getting hit by one of those Good Domain spells.
>>36842
>'She won't fall for that crap. She's already on to me. Do your thing, and don't choke.'
>>36827
A non-descript citizen walks up and whispers in Thez' ear.
"Uhm,... there's something I need to take care of." <whoooof>
The citizen bows briefly, then departs.
A non-descript citizen walks up and whispers in Thez' ear.
"Uhm,... there's something I need to take care of." <whoooof>
The citizen bows briefly, then departs.
>>36844
She has a +22 melee attack and also smite evil. She can kill Tracy in three rounds. But more importantly she can run away. The rope is weak. It could be destroyed by her. The shackles require a successful grapple, and she's bigger than him, she'd win a grapple check.
She has a +22 melee attack and also smite evil. She can kill Tracy in three rounds. But more importantly she can run away. The rope is weak. It could be destroyed by her. The shackles require a successful grapple, and she's bigger than him, she'd win a grapple check.
>>36843
"Anartifact?"
Torc seems a bit shocked by this statement. Torc reflects a minute on if he really wants this. He considers what it would mean.
"Pleasegivemejustaminute,ifyoudon'tmind."
Fuck, now you have me questioning this.
"Anartifact?"
Torc seems a bit shocked by this statement. Torc reflects a minute on if he really wants this. He considers what it would mean.
"Pleasegivemejustaminute,ifyoudon'tmind."
Fuck, now you have me questioning this.
>>36845
Trumpaladin places the rope and shackles in his tie, and then enters the stables.
He has a sorrowful expression as he approaches Trollestia. He positions himself between the entryway and her
Trumpaladin places the rope and shackles in his tie, and then enters the stables.
He has a sorrowful expression as he approaches Trollestia. He positions himself between the entryway and her
>>36848
"Wellwhadyaexpect?Notonlyareyoutalkingaboutmakingaconstruct,butwithpropertiesofanintelligentitem.Andacannon."
"Wellwhadyaexpect?Notonlyareyoutalkingaboutmakingaconstruct,butwithpropertiesofanintelligentitem.Andacannon."
[1d20+17 = 36]
>>36847
Don't be a bitch.
Tracy has him to heal her anyway.
>she can run away
Then they'll follow her.
>shackles require a grapple check
>bigger than him
What about that night he used them on Tracy?
Either way, just do what you think is best; just do it
If you don't think the bindings will work, just go for a full attack and hope you land a 20, then they'll hunt her down.
Tracy is hidden around the corner, and now activates her True strike and Conceal alignment scrolls.
Rolling to Move Silently around the corner.
>>36847
Don't be a bitch.
Tracy has him to heal her anyway.
>she can run away
Then they'll follow her.
>shackles require a grapple check
>bigger than him
What about that night he used them on Tracy?
Either way, just do what you think is best; just do it
If you don't think the bindings will work, just go for a full attack and hope you land a 20, then they'll hunt her down.
Tracy is hidden around the corner, and now activates her True strike and Conceal alignment scrolls.
Rolling to Move Silently around the corner.
>>36852
"No,Iexpectedittotaketime,Ijustwasn'texpectingittobeafuckingartifact. Wecanscratchthecannontoo."
Torc then remembers how much of a fith wheel he can feel like
"Yeah,IthinkIcanstickaroundtohelp.DowehaveanestimatedtimesoIcanletmyfriendsknowhowlongI'llbegone."
"No,Iexpectedittotaketime,Ijustwasn'texpectingittobeafuckingartifact. Wecanscratchthecannontoo."
Torc then remembers how much of a fith wheel he can feel like
"Yeah,IthinkIcanstickaroundtohelp.DowehaveanestimatedtimesoIcanletmyfriendsknowhowlongI'llbegone."
Detect Good one more time, to make sure Troll isn't using a Decoy of some sort.
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