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Hearths Warming Fruit Cake
Anonymous
XvSkz
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No.36660
36664
With Nuts of course.

Happy Holidays to everyone! Whether you celebrate Christmas, Yule, Hearths Warming, or some other degenerate (Kwanza) or (((unspoken))) tradition, I hope you have a safe and 'as happy as possible' holiday season as you no doubt maneuver in and out of the world of normies and others!
I have no idea if any crucial gaming will occur weekend, but its about to get funky-fresh on several fronts. We last left Torcuil trying to navigate through Krenshal for someone skilled and crazy enough to build a Robo-ponk. Trumpaladin and Tracy were getting their things together to hunt a Unicorn with Elway's blessing and direction. Thez is being a little bit emo (its the hormones) while Infernius continues being a dutiful and upstanding guy.
What will happen next, and in what order? Will the players defy GM's careful designs for the umpteenth time? You can bet on that!
1162 replies and 126 files omitted.
Anonymous
UvqCJ
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No.37068
37070 37072
>>37066
i was with the 420th Dank meme Battalion.
Anonymous
XvSkz
?
No.37069
37070 37071
>>37064
Tracy and Trump are able to collectively prevent penetration of the main gate. Infernius and his Gestapo - Heil Hitler - make short work of the initial goopy poo-zombies they find themselves confronted with.
Torcuil and Trollestia also find themselves easily and readily reinforcing the situation at the various points they are at.
Aside from Thez, there is nothing tending to the undead situation outside the wall, but the situation at/inside the wall is stable.
Anonymous
TE1uM
?
No.37070
37072
>>37068
>tfw when I didn't have a battalion
I don't really know what I would be considering I did all my fighting with actual campaigning.
>>37069
>docks are contained
>for now
Anonymous
bl+OE
?
No.37071
37073 37074
>>37069
I'm finally done driving and am at a laptop. If any Spartans or generals can be spared, deploy them to the main gate or any other choke points. Deploy Fae to action.

>>37064
You lit a single tree on fire. One tree. One that was far away from other trees. You did not light the forest on fire. Stop trying to destroy our supply of wood for new ships or whatever

*bitch smacks pony*
"stop burning the ground. this is our ground. My ground. You want to scorth earth, go get your own earth, and you can burn it"
Anonymous
UvqCJ
?
No.37072
>>37068
>>37070
"/pol/ days through good and bad."
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
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No.37073
37075 37076
>>37066
Equipment Distribution, mostly. I made sure our men had memes in their hands when the battles came.
>>37064
Fug.. I really wanted to hunt her down in the burning forest..
Oh well, she'll get her after the battle.
>>37071
"Unf!"
It was the tallest tree in the forest, it had to have spread unless addressed.
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
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No.37074
37076
khaaaaannnnnnn!!!!!!!!.jpeg
>>37071
The scorching is involuntary. She's still pissed about being trolled.
Anonymous
UvqCJ
?
No.37075
37077
>>37073
which board were you with?
Anonymous
bl+OE
?
No.37076
Slashing and slashing at undead, for all the time we've been there

>>37073
No, a single tree being lit on fire does not necessarily cause a forest fire. Otherwise, trees would not live to be old enough to even be recognizable as trees with all the lightning that exists. Much more, like low humidity, undrebrush, dry weather and what ever is required for a forest fire. That tree was in a clearing, because gibberniggers exist and the tower was able to come within a few feet of the ground right there

>>37074
Kek

*pets pony to calm her*
Anonymous
bl+OE
?
No.37077
37078 37081
>>37075
I was in captured territory in the great meme war... We were unable to resist...
Anonymous
UvqCJ
?
No.37078
37079
>>37077
Captured by shills?
Anonymous
bl+OE
?
No.37079
37080 37084
>>37078
Leftist petite Bourgeoisie. A university and a government agency
Anonymous
TE1uM
?
No.37080
37083
>>37079
RIP
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
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No.37081
37083
rise_of_the_guardians__nightmare_horse_by_cherchen99-d6gongq.jpg
>>37077
[seething nightmare noises]
"She tricked us! And she made the little weeb take the hit for her too.. I'm going to annihilate that bitch!"
*rears in fury, crushing two zombies beneath her as she falls back down*
"Irredeemable!"
TE1uM
?
No.37082
37087
[16d4 = 40]
I'm gonna try undeath to death again
Rolling
Anonymous
bl+OE
?
No.37083
37085
>>37080
Even the token Republicans hated Trump...

>>37081
"Take out your anger on the undead, because I think that is the only chance you will get"

*Fucking decapitates Zombies because damn it Tracy isn't going to get all the fun*
Anonymous
UvqCJ
?
No.37084
37087
>>37079
i wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy.
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
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No.37085
37086 37090
7cf226b2f2beec1943ba53e28781d6a9.jpg
>>37083
*shakes with fury*
"I'm going to stab her full of holes the next chance I get! I'll let her blow out all her spell and tire herself out before I finish her off tonight!"
Anonymous
UvqCJ
?
No.37086
37088 37091
>>37085
you should >rape first.
Anonymous
XvSkz
?
No.37087
37089 37090
>>37082
Pop, bang, piff, and other sounds of undead being deprived their source power and collapsing, but not enough to eliminate the strategic mass.
>>37084
Gimme a quick rundown on the Gestapo
Anonymous
TE1uM
?
No.37088
>>37086
L-lewd
Anonymous
UvqCJ
?
No.37089
37094
>>37087
on my gestapo? or the real life gestapo?
Anonymous
bl+OE
?
No.37090
37091 37094
>>37085
"Tracy. I think you're going to have to let your grudge go"

>>37087
Can we assign some spartans and maybe the cute sex horse to start lauching projectiles through the trebucket and catapult at the undead masses over the walls?
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
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No.37091
37092
34328.jpg
>>37086
Interesting proposition.
Matters on the circumstances we're afforded.
Tracy is still slashing the dead, beside herself with rage.
>>37090
*suddenly stops*
"Wat?"
bl+OE
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No.37092
37093
>>37091
"Carry on killing the zombies. Savor the sounds of their skulls cracking"

No rape Trollestia. It's bad enough she's shown more interest in Ponimaru than him in front of him
\r
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
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No.37093
37099
ridign_the_nightmare_by_whiteraven90.jpg
>>37092
She wouldn't leave him out of it. it'd be more of a fucking her to death with a sword" kind of >rape.
*charges forward, leaving a stream of ghostly fire in her wake*
I don't have all night, are we ready for the big targets yet?
Anonymous
XvSkz
?
No.37094
37095 37098 37102
>>37089
Infernius'
>>37090
Slov> "Oh yes, can we please?" drip drip
So for loose referenes, refer to this, those manning the sewers. https://youtu.be/Vdd4rBlsj2o
Anonymous
UvqCJ
?
No.37095
37097 37099
>>37094
what do you wanna know?
Anonymous
TE1uM
?
No.37096
>massive swarms
IT IS RECREATION TIME MY DUDES
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
?
No.37097
the_nightmare_by_vyrilien.jpg
>>37095
You might wanna cast some Mass Heal spells on that thing...
Anonymous
bl+OE
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No.37098
>>37094
Kek. Cute sex horse is then ordered to grape shot or fireball or however creative she can be in killing the enemy. "Burn them. Crush them. Anything you can think of, my lovely pony of death"

Any spare General's not needed for combat elsewhere are to shoot arrows from the walls, and any Spartans not on the seige engines are to join the melee at the gates, though a little back from Trump and Tracy for their protection. Fae is to join the melee too. I'm guessing she can't bite because of the poison on these things
Anonymous
XvSkz
?
No.37099
37100 37101 37102 37104
>>37095
I've got levels for them (hd wise) but I have no class or strategy for them. Are they group-centric or are they individual ninja staus?
>>37093
Funny you ask that, A WHUDD sounds off near the gate.

Anonymous
bl+OE
?
No.37100
>>37099
Trumpaladin looks to see what it is
Anonymous
TE1uM
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No.37101
>>37099
"R E C R E A T I O N
A C T I V A T E D"
Torc recreationally nukes the docks, protecting him, mr. Snek, and Troll.


4NBId
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No.37102
hell_horse_by_karrenrex-d5d2tsg.jpg
[1d20+21 = 35]
>>37094
What does Tracy see at the gates?
>>37099
*ears perk*
Can I get a Listen check to ell what's coming?

Anonymous
XvSkz
?
No.37103
The Poo demon in the sewer got murdered. Not only the Gestapo, but the Fight Club showed up with Infernius. Quick and easy secure.
Anonymous
UvqCJ
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No.37104
37107
1489391__safe_fluttershy_rainbow dash_discussion in the comments_duckery in the comments_meme_op started shit_pony.png
>>37099
well when i first came up with the idea i said they were gonna have magic weapons and armor, and i was going to try to make them as space marine-Esq as possible.
so they would use group tactics.
oh and they're all of European stock.
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
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No.37105
37107
It's getting late..
Anonymous
bl+OE
?
No.37106
Only midnight in your timezone. you can take it
Anonymous
XvSkz
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No.37107
37108 37109
>>37104
So a hearty and fair-skinned group of fellas who wanted to maintain peace and a measure of stability no matter who was in charge?
>>37105
Sleep, this may be resolved this time tomorrow, no hurry and its the holidays so here is to you as you are and as you will.
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
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No.37108
37110
[hysterical nightmare noises]
>>37107
I wanna cause drama right after the fight though...
Anonymous
UvqCJ
?
No.37109
>>37107
correct.
Anonymous
bl+OE
?
No.37110
37112
>>37108
>Implying you won't be able to do that tomorrow
If that scene were just Trollestia replacing herself with Ponimaru that'd be one thing. But Thez and Infernius finding out and intervening, and then Trollestia telling Torcuil? That's a Mission Abort if ever there were one
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
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No.37112
37113 37115
>>37110
Tracy wouldn't have cared if they saw. She was pissed that Troll swapped herself with Troll though.
She's already made the Vallhas Vow to slay her tonight.
Anonymous
bl+OE
?
No.37113
37114 37116
>>37112
First rule of the attack: Make sure you outnumber your enemy at the point of attack. This is a four to two advantage Trollestia, and two of those are really powerful.

*Pets horsey to calm her down*
"I'll make it up to you Tracy. But right now, focus your anger on the zombies"
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
?
No.37114
So, what happens for the rest of the night?
>>37113
It's two against one, and she would've used up more than half her spells by the end of the battle.
Anonymous
XvSkz
?
No.37115
37117 37118 37121 37123 37124
>>37112
Well. You remember that cloud giant I mentioned? It was part of that circuit of organisms that fed the vampire's blood farm, yes?
<WHUDDDD>
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
?
No.37116
37119
>>37113
"It has to be tonight, Flashy..! I can't wait any longer!"
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
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No.37117
37127
>>37115
Aww.. I thought I had her unplug those machines..
Oh well.
First move would be to slash it's sinews so that it can't walk.
Anonymous
UvqCJ
?
No.37118
37120
>>37115
is it undead?
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
?
No.37119
37121
>>37116
[increasingly hysterical monster noises]
"Tonight!"
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
?
No.37120
37124
>>37118
Definitely
bl+OE
?
No.37121
37125
>>37115
Fuck yeah! Tell Slovenia to target it with both the trebuchet and the Catapult. Make the generals shoot at it with arrows

Charge the Giant, sword drawn!

>>37119
"Charge the cloud giant!"
*points sword at it*
\r
Anonymous
TE1uM
?
No.37122
37127
I need sleep, see you faggots tomorrow afternoon
Anonymous
bl+OE
?
No.37123
37125
>>37115
Ready a full round attack when in range
Anonymous
UvqCJ
?
No.37124
37127
>>37115
>>37120
i turn undead.
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
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No.37125
37126
>>37121
>charging
>not using the lance for triple damage
She has two, use one of those and Smite Evil
Do a Spirited Charge with Tracy.
>>37123
You can't do a full attack after charging unless you have the Dire Charge feat
Anonymous
bl+OE
?
No.37126
37129
>>37125
Just shut the fuck up and get him close enough so he can damage the enemy
Anonymous
XvSkz
?
No.37127
37128 37131
>>37117
She did, its for that reason there's a giant zombie.
"Its STILL too EASY," Thez yells from the midst of the crowd outside the gate, unexhausted cuz feats.
>>37122
I'll have Torcuil smite with range attacks per staff.
>>37124
DOOOD. I seriously wondered how long it would take before someone would do that. Its not like I hid that they were undead or anything
Anonymous
bl+OE
?
No.37128
37130
>>37127
I was waiting on medium sized opponents
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
?
No.37129
37131
>>37126
Use the lance if you're going to make a charge attack. You only get one strike.
Take out its leg with Smite Evil.
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
?
No.37130
37137
>>37128
Human zombies are medium.
bl+OE
?
No.37131
37132 37137
[4d20 = 48]
>>37127
If he ever gets in range...

A Cloud giant is just barely too big to turn

Full round attack, with two smite evil attacks

>>37129
I'll study the D&D wiki tomorrow
4NBId
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No.37132
37133 37134 37135
[1d20 = 17]
>>37131
Are they charging, or do you want to get into its square and then make a full round attack?

Before he does whatever, Tracy Charges the creature's leg with her lance and makes makes a Spirited charge.
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
?
No.37133
37136
>>37132
Oh yes, triple damage on that strike. Leg is kill.
Anonymous
bl+OE
?
No.37134
>>37132
I don't know actually
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
?
No.37135
37136
>>37132
Can that be a ride-by attack?
Anonymous
bl+OE
?
No.37136
37138
>>37133
Wiki says double damage

>>37135
I don't think you can attack the same enemy in the next round after a ride by because of the need to turn around and decelerate and all that. Just get in the same square as it and fight it
Anonymous
XvSkz
?
No.37137
37139 37141
>>37130
This is Huge
>>37131
"Aye lad, that's righ; where I was thinkin" Vandereium mutters before launching into a throng of undead, who the Gestapo keep learning from observing the demise of.
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
?
No.37138
37141 37146
>>37136
Spirited charge does double damage with melee, triple with a lance.
Ribe-by attacks are charges.
>Just get in the same square as it and fight it
Why do that and potentially get slammed, when we could just ride-bby again and again?
Anonymous
UvqCJ
?
No.37139
37140 37141 37146
>>37137
so turn undead does nothing to it?
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
?
No.37140
37141
>>37139
No. It has more hit dice than you have levels.
bl+OE
?
No.37141
37142 37143
[4d20 = 51]
>>37137
More slashing! Full round. Attack the Cloud giant, if it's in range

>>37138
Did you take that feat?

If that's how ride by's work, then sure. Do that
"Get more closer. I want to hit it with my sword"

>>37139
See >>37140

Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
?
No.37142
37144
>>37141
>feat
It's the hoers shoes, although Tracy is getting used to the combat style.
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
?
No.37143
37144
>>37141
Lance can hit things 10 ft away..
Anonymous
bl+OE
?
No.37144
37145
>>37142
That's for the rider though, not the magic beast wearing it

>>37143
I've already done math and worked out everything for how to use Vanderiem. I don't want to switch to an unfamiliar weapon with a lower damage dice for an entirely new combat style in the middle of a battle. I want to do four slashing attacks in a round like I know I can do
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
?
No.37145
37147
I gotta sleep...
The first thing Tracy would do in character after the fight would be to attempt to slay Troll, just fyi.

>>37144
>not the magic beast wearing it
It explicitly grants the ability to both the rider and the mount.
Centaurs love those things.
XvSkz
?
No.37146
37148 37149 37150 37151 37317
[1d20 = 1]
>>37138
dice parry.
>>37139
I never said that, I gave it a moment to pause and resonate.
The spirit of the fuhrer shoots outward and on a 2-dimensional plane, The varieties of abominations shriek and reject to their ability.
Skeletons and zombies can be said to fall en masse, but in few so can citizens of port Barry. I'm thinking 2 so far.
<WHUDDD WHUDDDDD>
Roll for initiative
Anonymous
bl+OE
?
No.37147
37153 37154
>>37145
Trump would drag her to the monastery and make them both stay the night there and wait for things to blow over
bl+OE
?
No.37148
37153
[1d20 = 14]
>>37146
Tracy's faggot is gone though...

Rolling
UvqCJ
?
No.37149
37153
[1d20 = 4]
>>37146

4NBId
?
No.37150
[1d20+6 = 21]
>>37146
Initiative roll
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
?
No.37151
37152 37153
>>37146
>1
Is cloud giant re-kill?
Anonymous
bl+OE
?
No.37152
>>37151
I think that just means the attack landed and did damage
XvSkz
?
No.37153
37155 37156
>>37148
We're not gonna start fighting tonight
>>37147
beeeeyotch
>>37149
"You oaf,...."
>>37151
Thats the objective, yes
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
?
No.37154
37156 37167
>>37147
No. There is no stopping her at this point.
Anonymous
UvqCJ
?
No.37155
>>37153
"be careful!"
Anonymous
bl+OE
?
No.37156
37157 37160 37167
>>37153
Why do I get a beeyotch for that? What's wrong with that?

>>37154
Fine.

To Tracy:
"Tracy, Infernius and Thez are now involved. They will be protecting that horse, and prevent any harm from coming to her, or will avenge any that is done to her. You're going to have to chose either to have a future with your child, or to kill that horse. But you cannot do both. The universe will not let you do both."
And with that, Trumpaladin is done with the matter of Tracy and Trollestia, at least for now
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
?
No.37157
37161 37167
>>37156
She isn't listening, desu. She's beside herself.
I said there wouldn't be any stopping her.
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
?
No.37158
37159 37160
Goodnight.
Anonymous
UvqCJ
?
No.37159
>>37158
night faggot.
XvSkz
?
No.37160
37161
>>37156
Because beyotch.
>>37158
Night dude
bl+OE
?
No.37161
37162 37167
1513040531559.png
>>37157
Pic related

>>37160
I'm often criticized here for making decisions or doing things that are bad, but somethimes I really don't understand why.

Letting Tracy go back would just result in Tracy getting killed. And if they both returned, well, the last thing that happened when they were all together was Infernius tried to kill Tracy, and frankly should have succeeded. So it would be stupid to let her go back, or for Trump himself to return. So the best solution is to stay at the monestary
\r
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
?
No.37162
37164 37167 37168
>>37161
Infernius attacked Tracy because she killed Ponimaru, who didn't stand a chance; Tracy was nearly as pissed-off about the fact.
Regardless, Tracy is still going after Troll, before the party regroups. She's on a vendetta.
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
?
No.37163
Goes to bed for real this time
Anonymous
bl+OE
?
No.37164
37167
>>37162
Can she be smart about it and wait for a time that her efforts actually have more than a 0% chance of success?

I hate irrational people. I hate having to work with them
XvSkz
?
No.37165
37166
So in spite of lots of glaring, Trump and Tracy are v the giant skeleton-zombie thing.
Infernius, the Gestapo, and the Fight Club are
Anonymous
UvqCJ
?
No.37166
>>37165
Attacking the giant.
Anonymous
bl+OE
?
No.37167
>>37154
>>37156
>>37157
>>37161
>>37162
>>37164
You know what, fuck logic. Trumpaladin joins Tracy in whatever batshit insane vindictive whatever she has planned, so long as he can ride her Cauchemar

"Donec mors nos separaverit, little pony"
Anonymous
bl+OE
?
No.37168
37169 37178 37179
>>37162
>"Do you want to kill Trollestia because she fucked your fiance, because she made you look like a fool, or because she made you kill your lover? I can sympathize with revenge for being made a fool - fuck Kiynen, I still need to kill her. But Ponimaru stays dead"
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
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No.37169
37170
>>37168
>she made you kill your lover?
Wat?
Anonymous
7s1gk
?
No.37170
37171
>>37169
Trollestia caused Tracy to kill Ponimaru through her trick
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
?
No.37171
37172 37173
>>37170
Why did you think Ponimaru was some kind of "lover"?
She's not a colt-cuddler anymore
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
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No.37172
37173
>>37171
Ponimaru is the colt that Tracy bullies in her spare time. It is by no means a romantic thing.
Anonymous
7s1gk
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No.37173
37174 37175
>>37171
The only things Trumpaladin knows about Ponimaru is that he's male, he's of approximately the same species as Tracy, and Tracy once ditched him for an opportunity to go see Ponimaru. He's only seen him like once before, but that's all he needs to know.

When I was looking back through older threads I saw there was this entire session full of a battle between Lenos and Thez, an exploration of the Dias, and an interaction between Tracy and Ponimaru that I never read (and still haven't) that explains a lot of things like the fear of Lenos. All of this information should be as unknown to Trumpaladin as it is to his faggot

>>37172
And Slovenia is just Trumpaladin's artillery-mare.
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
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No.37174
37176
>>37173
>Slovenia is just Trumpaladin's artillery-mare.
I hope so.
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
?
No.37175
>>37173
Tracy and Ponimaru haven't actually interacted very much at all, desu... Two of the ~6 times they met in session, she 1-shotted him...
7s1gk
?
No.37176
37177
>>37174
Well Tracy's made it pretty clear that if she ever catches him doing with her as one does with a waifu, then she'll coerce him into killing and then eating the poor mare. Which he obviously does not want to do or have happen to her.
\r
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
?
No.37177
37178
>>37176
>she'll coerce him into killing and then eating the poor mare
She never said anything about eating.
And she could kill her herself, so don't sweat it (actually, do. Sweat hard). Slovenia is her friend though, so she wouldn't want to kill her unless she stepped over the line.
Aiv0R
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No.37178
37179 37180 37181
>>37168
Why's ponimaru have to die? Also the beyotch was cuz I was drinking last night and it looked like you wanted to run and hide.
>>37177
So would Tracy not eat Trollestia then? Seems uncharacteristic desu.
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
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No.37179
37181
>>37168
>>37178
Ponimaru shouldn't have to die at all; he wasn't meant to. Tracy put his body in her bag so she could resurrect him later (and give him a thorough whipping for tricking her).
She meta intends to keep Troll dead though.
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
?
No.37180
>>37178
>So would Tracy not eat Trollestia then?
Well, probably parts of her; I hadn't planned that far, because I'd be tempted to spoil shit through meta. Although I meta had originally intended to have her make another Nithing and feed part of her to her birds, because muh symbolism.

Also, why haven't the Devourers begun to attack the living yet? They can freely access the material plane can't they?
Devourers are creepiest pasta.. If they get you, you can't even be revived...
Anonymous
bl+OE
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No.37181
37182 37184
>>37179
Nah, keep that bitch dead. Fuck him

>>37178
Cause the bastard is going after his waifu. Unlike Trollestia, he's not a party asset, but rather only interacts tangentially with the party. He has no value alive. And why not hide from danger? They want to do harm, they can come to him and his personal army
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
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No.37182
37183
>>37181
>Fuck him
Y U h8 Ponimaru?
>going after his waifu
No he isn't. He's afraid of her, if anything. Tracy just chases after him because she finds it hilarious to torment him.
>he's not a party asset
>has no value alive
That's not how you quantify life, Anon...
Anonymous
bl+OE
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No.37183
37187
>>37182
>Why hate ponimaru
Because Tracy ditched Trumpaladin for him! I tried to have him kill Ponimaru in that encounter, but Infernius got in the way. Now he's dead, so keep him dead

>Hilarious to torment
I know how she shows love

>Feeling pity for a fictional horse
Then why no pity for Trollestia, who has actually been helpful at times?
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
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No.37184
37185 37186 37210
11822829_962719767124272_274874133931382592_n.jpg
>>37181
>why not hide from danger?
Paladins don't run from danger; they fight it, especially when said danger is undead. Your character literally radiates courage and is immune to fear as a class feature; keep up with the character.
Anonymous
bl+OE
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No.37185
37186 37187
>>37184
Are Infernius, Thez and Torcuil undead?
Aiv0R
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No.37186
37188 37189 37190
>>37184
Question, how many remains is Tracy carrying at the moment?
>>37185
Of course not, why would you ask?
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
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No.37187
37196
>>37183
>Tracy ditched Trumpaladin for him
No she didn't.
>I tried to have him kill Ponimaru in that encounter
*disappointed stare*
>>37185
They weren't going to kill him, and if so, not permanently.
>>37183
>who has actually been helpful at times?
Ponimaru has been delivering messages from Ben and Thez for months now. And it's not like I, Tracy's faggot, personally hate Troll; it's just that it wouldn't be in character to let her off.
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
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No.37188
>>37186
>how many remains is Tracy carrying at the moment?
Whole? Just Ponimaru. She's got a few other parts, but they're only in bits and pieces.
Anonymous
bl+OE
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No.37189
37191
>>37186
It was a rhetorical question to signify to Tracy's faggot that he was not afraid of the undead
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
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No.37190
37191
>>37186
Have any of those Devourers made a move on the living yet?
Aiv0R
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No.37191
37200
autism.jpg
>>37190
Not yet, but the fight with the Giant Skeltal hasn't happened yet either.
>>37189
My bad
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
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No.37192
37194 37196
It's going to be a pain and a half to load all of these undead parts into the Entertron..
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
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No.37193
37194 37196
Also, could we make another body-cast made out of Dimerterium, for the sake of reviving mages?
Aiv0R
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No.37194
37195 37198
>>37193
A non-stabby iron maiden then, with an open face?
>>37192
Just what are you intending?
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
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No.37195
37197
>>37194
>what are you intending?
Saving all the souls who were enslaved by the necromancers of the capital, of course.
Isn't that the righteous thing to do?
Anonymous
bl+OE
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No.37196
37198
>>37187
Yes she did

>>37193
>>37192
No. Just, no. No. No.
Anonymous
bl+OE
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No.37197
37199
>>37195
The entertron doesn't work on souls. It needs matter
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
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No.37198
>>37194
>>37196
>tfw I keep getting these two IDs mixed up...
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
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No.37199
37201 37202
>>37197
Undead turn back into living when Ressurection is used on them.
We could revive every corpse in the Port.
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
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No.37200
>>37191
Can we give the Cloud Giant skeleton a red hat and suit?
Aiv0R
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No.37201
37203
>>37199
Uhm,... that's not how it works. Resurrection destroys undead utterly. Bringing the person back is a no go at that point.
Anonymous
bl+OE
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No.37202
37204
>>37199
Those undead could be the villains of yesteryear, always chaotic evil races, criminals, communists - who the hell knows
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
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No.37203
37207
>>37201
I read on the wiki that Resurrection and True Resurrection work on undead.
>Resurrection and true resurrection can affect undead creatures. These spells turn undead creatures back into the living creatures they were before becoming undead.
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
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No.37204
37205 37206
CtvEy52XYAAfhgj.jpg
>>37202
Why not give them a chance? That's what we call Bliss, isn't it?
Everyone could be revived for Christmas.
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
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No.37205
>>37204
I guess I just get all preachy during the holidays...
I g2g for a bit to wash the dog.
Anonymous
bl+OE
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No.37206
>>37204
I do want more humans...
It seems risky
Aiv0R
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No.37207
37208
>>37203
My listing shows that undead expressly can't be resurrected via either resurrection spells, as the last line of the spell description.
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
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No.37208
37209 37212
>>37207
Oh, I guess I'm reading a separate edition, although another site says it's 3.5e.
Too bad then...

Does that also mean PCs are done for if Animate Dead is cast on them?
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
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No.37209
37211 37212
>>37208
Idk how the rules work, but I thought that meant undead creatures couldn't be brought back as undead creatures. Meaning zombies and vampires go back to being alive; monsters like and Nightshades, who were never among the living, stay kill.
>You can resurrect someone killed by a death effect or someone who has been turned into an undead creature and then destroyed. You cannot resurrect someone who has died of old age. Constructs, elementals, outsiders, and undead creatures can’t be resurrected.
Idk though. I just want to figure out how it works.

I g2g again.
bl+OE
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No.37210
>>37184
Stop with this >Paladin shit.

First off, if you want to be a white knight moralist who knows everything about what makes a great Paladin, then you should have played a Paladin. In fact, you still can play as a white knight Paladin. Just have Tracy put on the cursed hat and POOF, she's a white knight moralist just like her faggot, so you can do your moralizing in the game as well as in Meta.

Second, and more importantly, I am keeping up with the character. This is a character who is dutiful to his protectorates and will fight for them regardless of the danger to himself. That's why he attacked Infernius after he started slashing at his fiance. That's why he charges headlong into legions of undead that are threatening the city that sees him as a protector. But I have zero intent of playing a stupid character. He's not going to get himself killed over a damned murder plot that was questionable to begin with. Some things are worth dying for, but not everything is.
\r
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
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No.37211
>>37209
What if you used the Undead to Death spell? That turns undead into regular corpses, doesn't it?
Aiv0R
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No.37212
37213
>>37208
>>37209
No, you're right. It was the line about undead creatures that threw me, but yes if a creature has been made into undead it can be returned to life
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
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No.37213
37214 37215 37216
beholderbanner.jpg
>>37212
Hooray! It's a Christmas Miracle.
Gotta smash all the zombies before we can save them though.
Anonymous
bl+OE
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No.37214
>>37213
Tracy helps in the task before doing whatever else she had planned
Aiv0R
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No.37215
37216
>>37213
Thez is way ahead of her, lamenting all the while that she can't rebuke undead anymore.
"Oh wait! There's the words! Kek!" and all the undead around her in a 65' diameter r squish.
Anonymous
bl+OE
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No.37216
>>37213
>>37215
If you want to kill a Cloud giant before Christmas Eve...
Anonymous
TE1uM
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No.37217
37218
Afternoon, whats happening?
Aiv0R
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No.37218
>>37217
Chillin, reading, arranging. Making sure I've got the right tables and shit.
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
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No.37220
37221 37223
fire_horse___nightmare___speed_photoshop_by_raquelbc-d7fyhzt.jpg
Tracy is still cleaving her way through hordes of shambling flesh towards the Giant skeleton, still cursing on about the unicorn she ought to be killing instead.
Anonymous
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No.37221
37224 37226
>>37220
Oh just get to the Giant already

Trumpaladin has commanded the Generals and the cute sex horse to target the giant with ranged weapons, while he readies an attack against the Giant. Or he kills shit on the way to the giant, if the demon horse is taking the scenic route
Anonymous
TE1uM
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No.37223
37225
>>37220
Yeah, about Trollestia....
Torc never said anything against her, only me. Expect him to white knight harder than Infernius for Thez.
Sorry m8

Anonymous
bl+OE
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No.37224
>>37221
Oh and Fae. Fae is ordered to attack, the cloud giant or whatever targets of opportunity
Anonymous
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No.37225
37227
>>37223
D'aww. That's sweet
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
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No.37226
37228 37229
midwinterain__s_nightmare_horse_by_xxxthepretentiousxxx-d4ynyzl.png
>>37221
Are they there yet? Can we start the combat?
Anonymous
TE1uM
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No.37227
37229 37231
>>37225
I really don't wanna admit you where the main factor in changing my mind. After I got steamponk out of my mind, I realized you where right.
>tldr you was right
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
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No.37228
37231
c3bbbba1a4fd94e96ee4dbae04c751a3--red-dead-redemption-horse-stuff.jpg
>>37226
She could just leap over them all.
I just thought we were still preparing.
bl+OE
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No.37229
37230 37234
>>37226
Ask GM.

No ride bys. A ride by attack means that every time we attack we are "charging" and therefor only get one attack. Even with trippling the dice roll that means I only get less than half as much damage as I could if I slashed with my magic great sword four times (unless the entire damage set is multiplied by three, then maybe it might be worth it). Tracy has an AC of 26 or maybe higher, and Trumpaladin has an AC of like ~33, Tracy has 155 HP and Trumpaladin has ~104. That damned giant is a CR 11, has 200 HP and 24 AC. Don't be a pussy. After the first charge, stay in range, and kill it. It could hit us with a rock if we rode by anyways

>>37227
D'aww, thanks
\r
Anonymous
TE1uM
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No.37230
37236
>>37229
ufiaw ruoy niatnoc tsuj, melborp on
Aiv0R
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No.37231
37232 37234 37236
>>37228
So for simplicity, what is Tracy's line of attack, as that determines for her and Trump.
>>37227
Torcuil and Trollestia have only faced aquatic zombies and ghouls so far, which she can easily dispense of in waves from her undead turning, let alone Torcuil's magic.
Anonymous
TE1uM
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No.37232
37233
>>37231
I was actually going to ask how that was going. Good to know the frog army is useful
Aiv0R
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No.37233
37235
>>37232
Oh yeah, its fine. Trollestia can airwalk all around and on top of them, the frog army can pick them off from range, Torcuil can be as creative as he wants,... you guys got this. There is a weird set of torches in the distance, but the docks are solid.
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
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No.37234
37236 37238 37239
>>37229
How close is "in range"? She can't just spot on a dime.
>>37231
>what is Tracy's line of attack
I was going to make a Spirited Charge with a lance, to do triple damage on the first ride-by attack, then go ahead and try to trip it with her dancing chain, if not set on fire.
I thought once it's legs were taken out and it fell over incapacitated, it could be finished off with Lay On Hands.
Anonymous
TE1uM
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No.37235
37242
>>37233
>torches
Boats?
bl+OE
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No.37236
37241
>>37231
Well, I would say spirited charge with a Lance, and then stay in square and fight it with magic swords until it is dead or we are forced to withdrawal...

>>37230
That's going to be extremely difficult... It may be difficult enough even to keep Trumpaladin from being obligated to fight on behalf of Tracy
The easiest thing to do is just let her be killed, then resurrect her in the entertron. That way Tracy may be satisfied, Trumpaladin has fullfilled his covanent, Trollestia lives, and you keep your steed and ally. I actually had Trumpaladin go and collect blood from her so she could be resurrected if killed. And I was intending him to resurrect her anyways

>>37234
>>37234
Reeeeeee! Let me hit it with my sword! I want to be able to do damage too. Also, I am not sure the Trip attack works in that way

>Can't spot on a dime
Transfer all of your momentum into the giant through the lance. Seriously, you think you can spot on a dime in the air in a ride by attack and charge back the opposite direction? Physics do not work that way. And if it does, then by the same logic she can stop right next to the giant
\r
Anonymous
bl+OE
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No.37238
>>37234
A trip attack is an unarmed melee attack. Just hit the damned thing with a sword until it dies
Aiv0R
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No.37239
37240 37243
>>37234
She lands with the Spirited Charge, but distancing from the creature quickly doesn't seem possible, unless abandoning the lances.
Now, did you mean to essentially use the chain as a trip-wire?
bl+OE
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No.37240
[4d20 = 32]
>>37239
Trumpaladin swings in whatever way the horse will let him
Anonymous
TE1uM
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No.37241
>>37236
Would Jeb "please clap" Bush do sonic damage?
Aiv0R
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No.37242
37248
>>37235
Its something low to the water, as the light from the torches - there's only 3 visible at most- reflects from the water. It drifts silently toward the docks as the water zombies and ghouls feelbly maintain their occupation.
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
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No.37243
>>37239
The lance isn't magick, so let it stick in its leg.
Release the chain and let it dance all over it.
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
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No.37244
I meant to make a trip attack with the chain. That's an option, right? If not, just lash at its legs, or try to stick into its carcass and pull it over.
Aiv0R
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No.37245
37247
The Giant takes several stabs and slashes, causing visible damage but not slowing it in the slightest. It swings for Tracy/Trump.
Aiv0R
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No.37246
[2d20 = 12]
hrmmm?
Anonymous
bl+OE
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No.37247
37253
>>37245
I should have cast Protection from evil...
~33 AC do not fail me
Anonymous
TE1uM
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No.37248
37249 37253
>>37242
So, boats?
Anonymous
bl+OE
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No.37249
37251
>>37248
>Implying they don't have cursed Uboats
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
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No.37250
Also, activate the robe of colors and smoke every turn.
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
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No.37251
37252 37254
>>37249
>Uboats built by communists
They'll be easy.
Anonymous
TE1uM
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No.37252
>>37251
Especially if the commander's name is "Marko"
Anonymous
Aiv0R
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No.37253
37254 37255 37259
>>37248
Something like that
>>37247
The Giant's crude mobility is not sufficient to land a blow against either Trump or Tracy, its arm/weapon swooshing by through the air.
bl+OE
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No.37254
37255
631_1212423748_large.jpg
uncharted-game-boat-amazonia.jpg
[4d20 = 69]
>>37251
Sounds like fun

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S9zcieO7Plw

>>37253
Full Round Attack!
4NBId
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No.37255
37256 37259
[3d20 = 26]
>>37254
We could use a Bull's Strength to pull that thing over.
>>37253
Rolling to lash with sword.
Let chain attack.
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
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No.37256
>>37255
Shit.
Anonymous
TE1uM
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No.37257
37258 37259
Hmmmm... what could Torc cast...
Ah yes, now I know.

"Go to gulag, cyka blyats"
Anonymous
Aiv0R
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No.37258
>>37257
e_e Rly? Magic missiles fly off and strike various targets, so weak was that meme.
bl+OE
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No.37259
37260
[3d20 = 32]
>>37255
>>37255
I was on an iphone with a cracked screen and a shitty browser in a bar an hour away from home when I was doing this last night, that's my excuse for not casting obvious spells like "protection from evil" or what have you...

>>37257
The d&d spell is called "imprisonment," although I think it's one level above your caster level. It's a scary spell...

>>37253
Can Fae pounce without being harmed by undead flesh? If so, Pounce!
Anonymous
bl+OE
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No.37260
37261
>>37259
Um... I think I calculated her bite attack to be +18 (base is +13, +6 strength, -1 size) so that bite should land against 24 AC
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
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No.37261
37262 37263
>>37260
This thing has Damage Reduction, weak to bludgeoning. Try using Tracy's mace to crush its bones.
Anonymous
bl+OE
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No.37262
37264
>>37261
Are you sure? Where is it listed?

If that's true I'll hold Fae back then. Next round. I hope to get her teeth and claws enchanted eventually.

But a bite attack can be bludgeoning damage. It can be piercing, slashing, or bludgeoning
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
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No.37263
37264 37265
421764__safe_artist-colon-bubsakavermin_oc_oc only_oc-colon-skelly bones_oc-colon-tracy cage_drug use_meme_mr-dot- bones_mushrooms_opium_pipe_skeleton_.jpg
>>37261
Under special qualities.
Of course, he doesn't know that. It'd just seem like stabbing a skeleton wouldn't be making very much progress.
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
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No.37264
>>37262
>>37263

Anonymous
bl+OE
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No.37265
>>37263
Slashing should land when coming from a magic sword. Especially since Vanderiem is Epic level magic against Evil foes, (+7).
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
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No.37266
37269
Can she attack again?

Also, I'll have to go soon...
Anonymous
TE1uM
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No.37267
37269
Welp, I gtg.
Incase I can't find the time, Merry Christmas guys.
Anonymous
bl+OE
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No.37269
1514146873933.png
>>37267
>>37266
Merry Christmas!
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
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No.37270
37282
What kind of weapon is this Skeleton using?
Anonymous
7s1gk
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No.37271
37272 37282
>>32720 →
My intuition says the Clould Giant mace

Also, this is just the front of a much larger army that has devourers and death mages, I'll bet you
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
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No.37272
37273
>>37271
I wondering why the Devourers hadn't attacked yet. They could be wreaking havoc atm, since they already got inside the tower.
It makes me question what (((their))) strategy really is. It can't be this simple.