As we start this latest Game thread, something is awry with Infernius. Maybe its the projectile vomiting, maybe the bleeding from his eyes and ears. Maybe its the tiny evil presence in his brain? Who knows, and where the fuck did he just teleport to? Teleport is an arcane spell!
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>>31444*Empathically boops pony*
>>31448*leans weight on hoo-man*
"Hmmph."
[100d2 = 154]>>31447>unintentional>>31446Lets see if there is a bianary message this time
1=0
2=1
>>31451*lays on hoo-man, at full size*
>le pouty face >>31452"Why you so sad, little pony?"
>>31450the first 2 times were unintentional.
>>31453*Lays down, completely obscuring and pinning hoo-man*
"Hmmph"
>'I want to play tattoo games too, you know.' >>31455"But tattoos and body art are kind of a violation of bodily purity... Can you make me promise something under Paladin's oath instead?"
>>31456>Thinks tattoos are degenerate>Puts tattoo on Waifu*Licks face with giant hoers tongue*
>>31450Okay, it has been translated
>iÁì¼}sòIÙ9THE SHITPOST HAS SPOKEN
>>31457"It was the only way to do that...
Also, while you're on me... could you..."
>>31459*Sticks tongue down throat*
>Still somewhat grumpy face >>31460*gags a little, but tries to put his tongue in her mouth*
>>31462*Giant hoers tongue fills throat*
*Pulls out only before he passes out*
"Hmmph"
>She still mad >>31463*is aroused by horse, horse tongue, and asphyxiation*
"I'm sorry Tracy... I love you. Want me to make it up to you? Maybe go hunting and looting together?"
>>31466>'I thought Paladin's weren't allowed to loot?'"Hmmph!"
*Gets comfy over body, intent on spending the whole night right there*
>>31468*Allegorically cooks bull into delicious hamburgers*
>>31473>ImplyingThat's not what the books I've read have suggested... But we diverge.
*Slobbers all over face again*
"Hmmph"
>She wants you to do something in return for the mark >>31478We have a relatively loose definition of the Paladin's code here"What do you want, larger pony"?
>>31477Do it give tracy a benis for the keks.
>>31480Well....
I mean, I could. But I don't know if Tracy wants it...
Totally wouldn't be good revenge for the tattoo
>>31483*Gently but forcefully clamps jaws around face/head*
*Sticks tongue all the way down throat*
>>31484"But the mark isn't activated except under specific conditions. It's not even embarrassing..."
>>31485"kch!"
>>31482Let's wait until we're not at the top of the overboard for that.
>>31486>Head is still in mouth >>31488[Muffled nostalgic hoers noises]
>>31487Well I don't want Tracy coming after #metoo
>>31489Tsk, fine
HI OVERBOARD, NOTHINGBSTRANGE IS HAPPENING
>>31493I'll kiss whatever part of her I want
You're lucky she's out of range for a pussy grab