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>>31444*Empathically boops pony*
>>31448*leans weight on hoo-man*
"Hmmph."
[100d2 = 154]>>31447>unintentional>>31446Lets see if there is a bianary message this time
1=0
2=1
>>31451*lays on hoo-man, at full size*
>le pouty face >>31452"Why you so sad, little pony?"
>>31450the first 2 times were unintentional.
>>31453*Lays down, completely obscuring and pinning hoo-man*
"Hmmph"
>'I want to play tattoo games too, you know.' >>31455"But tattoos and body art are kind of a violation of bodily purity... Can you make me promise something under Paladin's oath instead?"
>>31456>Thinks tattoos are degenerate>Puts tattoo on Waifu*Licks face with giant hoers tongue*
>>31450Okay, it has been translated
>iÁì¼}sòIÙ9THE SHITPOST HAS SPOKEN
>>31457"It was the only way to do that...
Also, while you're on me... could you..."
>>31459*Sticks tongue down throat*
>Still somewhat grumpy face >>31460*gags a little, but tries to put his tongue in her mouth*
>>31462*Giant hoers tongue fills throat*
*Pulls out only before he passes out*
"Hmmph"
>She still mad >>31463*is aroused by horse, horse tongue, and asphyxiation*
"I'm sorry Tracy... I love you. Want me to make it up to you? Maybe go hunting and looting together?"
>>31466>'I thought Paladin's weren't allowed to loot?'"Hmmph!"
*Gets comfy over body, intent on spending the whole night right there*
>>31468*Allegorically cooks bull into delicious hamburgers*
>>31473>ImplyingThat's not what the books I've read have suggested... But we diverge.
*Slobbers all over face again*
"Hmmph"
>She wants you to do something in return for the mark >>31478We have a relatively loose definition of the Paladin's code here"What do you want, larger pony"?
>>31477Do it give tracy a benis for the keks.
>>31480Well....
I mean, I could. But I don't know if Tracy wants it...
Totally wouldn't be good revenge for the tattoo
>>31483*Gently but forcefully clamps jaws around face/head*
*Sticks tongue all the way down throat*
>>31484"But the mark isn't activated except under specific conditions. It's not even embarrassing..."
>>31485"kch!"
>>31482Let's wait until we're not at the top of the overboard for that.
>>31486>Head is still in mouth >>31488[Muffled nostalgic hoers noises]
>>31487Well I don't want Tracy coming after #metoo
>>31489Tsk, fine
HI OVERBOARD, NOTHINGBSTRANGE IS HAPPENING
>>31493I'll kiss whatever part of her I want
You're lucky she's out of range for a pussy grab