As we start this latest Game thread, something is awry with Infernius. Maybe its the projectile vomiting, maybe the bleeding from his eyes and ears. Maybe its the tiny evil presence in his brain? Who knows, and where the fuck did he just teleport to? Teleport is an arcane spell!
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>>31850
11th or 21st is best level to fall under normal game rules; although if he traded in all of his levels now, he's get an Epic Bonus Feat.
What's his base attack bonus, as of now?
>>31849
>I'll probably go for multiclassing rather than Epic Paladin levels
If you're going to take it all the way to that level, just fall, worship a war god, and then level up in Divine Emissary. Then you'd get Domain Spells.
https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/SRD:Divine_Emissary
11th or 21st is best level to fall under normal game rules; although if he traded in all of his levels now, he's get an Epic Bonus Feat.
What's his base attack bonus, as of now?
>>31849
>I'll probably go for multiclassing rather than Epic Paladin levels
If you're going to take it all the way to that level, just fall, worship a war god, and then level up in Divine Emissary. Then you'd get Domain Spells.
https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/SRD:Divine_Emissary
>>31849
>The most severe loss would be the loss of Vanderiem. Vanderiem can only be wielded by a Paladin and bestows negative energy on Evil characters
We'll use a Wish to corrupt him into an Unholy Despoiler, and invert his alignment-base powers.
>The most severe loss would be the loss of Vanderiem. Vanderiem can only be wielded by a Paladin and bestows negative energy on Evil characters
We'll use a Wish to corrupt him into an Unholy Despoiler, and invert his alignment-base powers.
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>>31851
What will we need them for, and where are we going?
*Scared Paladin Noises*
Pic related sort of
>>31852
>Base attack bonus
+16 +11 +6 +1
If you asking for the class prequisites, he should have that covered. He'd need to grind to get the feats. The ranks are probably the hardest part, although obtainable if he advances in classes. He'd also need to summon an Evil Outsider with whom he is in peaceful contact, but I feel like I should also know the answer to that.
>Divine emissary
Okay, how could I do that? Because Magic is the thing I am craving most
>>31853
That's... an interest idea. I would want to Try to retain Fae too though. I haven't tried having sex with her, I feel like that should do something
What will we need them for, and where are we going?
*Scared Paladin Noises*
Pic related sort of
>>31852
>Base attack bonus
+16 +11 +6 +1
If you asking for the class prequisites, he should have that covered. He'd need to grind to get the feats. The ranks are probably the hardest part, although obtainable if he advances in classes. He'd also need to summon an Evil Outsider with whom he is in peaceful contact, but I feel like I should also know the answer to that.
>Divine emissary
Okay, how could I do that? Because Magic is the thing I am craving most
>>31853
That's... an interest idea. I would want to Try to retain Fae too though. I haven't tried having sex with her, I feel like that should do something
>>31854
Hilarious as in really dumb, or hilarious as in funny?
Also, just so I understand, Vadereim is an Intelligent Holy Devastator, right?
Hilarious as in really dumb, or hilarious as in funny?
Also, just so I understand, Vadereim is an Intelligent Holy Devastator, right?
>>31856
Vaderiem is a remnant from a previous campaign who has been used before. My guess is he meant either that Vanderiem was originally evil alignment and then switched by wish, or that some other player tried to do what you suggested to him
Vaderiem is a remnant from a previous campaign who has been used before. My guess is he meant either that Vanderiem was originally evil alignment and then switched by wish, or that some other player tried to do what you suggested to him
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What I do know is that I can employ random encounters, as well as plausible consequences and affects per the environment in question (and will), and:
"Oh yeah, you'll want to leave a drop of blood in the entertron. You know,... "In case of bloody murder."" she says over-exaggerating the possibility of getting slaughtered.
"Oh yeah, you'll want to leave a drop of blood in the entertron. You know,... "In case of bloody murder."" she says over-exaggerating the possibility of getting slaughtered.
>>31865
You have no idea.
I didn't make those flowcharts for nothing. The booklet may be gone, but I know the plans by heart.
You have no idea.
I didn't make those flowcharts for nothing. The booklet may be gone, but I know the plans by heart.
>>31860
Is that even possible? The description for "Wish" says it can create magic items, but can it alter existing items?
Is that even possible? The description for "Wish" says it can create magic items, but can it alter existing items?
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>>31871
>He's already spooked
He's (still) a Paladin; he's immune to fear.
Don't be a bitch. Cowardice is against Code.
>He's already spooked
He's (still) a Paladin; he's immune to fear.
Don't be a bitch. Cowardice is against Code.
*polishes helmet for the 6 gorillionth time*
I've spent more than enough time on this thing.
>>31871
"Flashy, would you like to try this helmet on?" She says, holding out a goldsteel helmet that looks like a Trojan/Equestrian helmet, with a football helmet's cage-visor, and a red crest.
"I made it specially for you."
I've spent more than enough time on this thing.
>>31871
"Flashy, would you like to try this helmet on?" She says, holding out a goldsteel helmet that looks like a Trojan/Equestrian helmet, with a football helmet's cage-visor, and a red crest.
"I made it specially for you."
>>31873
>he wouldn't have to change alignment at all; he'd still be Trump Good
Stephen F. Austin sent a group of several hundred immigrants illegally into Mexican territory. When they found that the Mexican government had abolished slavery, they started a rebellion against the Mexican government with the intent of taking the territory and ultimately admitting it into the Union as another Slave State to balance out free-state power in the senate. Stephen F Austin is celebrated in our Fourth Grade history classes as the hero who more than anyone created the world we live in today.
The Paladin class seems to be modeled on the Catholic Military Orders of the Crusades. And my specific character, or rather his Patron, is modeled on the America of James K Polk, William McKinnely, Richard Nixon, and Donald Trump. From a certain perspective, these are heros worthy of praise and bringers of Good. From another, they are villains and oppressors. And both claims have more than enough basis in fact to be valid
>>31874
*stares at pony strangely*
*Takes helmet though, but does not put it on*
"Uh... what is this exactly, little pony?"
>he wouldn't have to change alignment at all; he'd still be Trump Good
Stephen F. Austin sent a group of several hundred immigrants illegally into Mexican territory. When they found that the Mexican government had abolished slavery, they started a rebellion against the Mexican government with the intent of taking the territory and ultimately admitting it into the Union as another Slave State to balance out free-state power in the senate. Stephen F Austin is celebrated in our Fourth Grade history classes as the hero who more than anyone created the world we live in today.
The Paladin class seems to be modeled on the Catholic Military Orders of the Crusades. And my specific character, or rather his Patron, is modeled on the America of James K Polk, William McKinnely, Richard Nixon, and Donald Trump. From a certain perspective, these are heros worthy of praise and bringers of Good. From another, they are villains and oppressors. And both claims have more than enough basis in fact to be valid
>>31874
*stares at pony strangely*
*Takes helmet though, but does not put it on*
"Uh... what is this exactly, little pony?"
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>>31884
"This one will be more useful on a daily basis, Flashy. I crafted it with your hobbies in mind."
"This one will be more useful on a daily basis, Flashy. I crafted it with your hobbies in mind."
>>31888
"L-Let me think about it, little pony"
*pats pony on head*
"I feel like we haven't resolved our issues, little pony"
"L-Let me think about it, little pony"
*pats pony on head*
"I feel like we haven't resolved our issues, little pony"
>>31890
There is a flash-step helmet in the chest, but it provides no armor benefit. It looks very much like a cheesy super-hero mask, made with brightly tanned and dyed leather straps.
There is a flash-step helmet in the chest, but it provides no armor benefit. It looks very much like a cheesy super-hero mask, made with brightly tanned and dyed leather straps.
>>31897
"I'm a divegrass player, Flashy: it'd be ruined if I wore it. Besides, you couldn't tell it's affect unless you were wearing armor." (stop making me spoil shit, and wear the helmet, pussy)
"I'm a divegrass player, Flashy: it'd be ruined if I wore it. Besides, you couldn't tell it's affect unless you were wearing armor." (stop making me spoil shit, and wear the helmet, pussy)
>>31898
"Divegrass is a relationship deal breaker, Trixie"
He says this as if not focused on his words
Have we not established that he and I are pussies?
"Divegrass is a relationship deal breaker, Trixie"
He says this as if not focused on his words
Have we not established that he and I are pussies?
>>31900
PLADINS CAN'T BE PUSSIES! Wear the fucking helmet!
"I haven't played it since we got here, but it wouldn't change that I played it before...
Please put on the helmet."
PLADINS CAN'T BE PUSSIES! Wear the fucking helmet!
"I haven't played it since we got here, but it wouldn't change that I played it before...
Please put on the helmet."
>>31900
"Be careful of that helmet, some of those things fuck with your mind," Thez says off-handedly.
"Be careful of that helmet, some of those things fuck with your mind," Thez says off-handedly.
>>31905
No they're not. And he doesn't know what's going on.
"I've waited long enough to give this to you, Flashy. Please try it on."
And stop comparing her to shithorse!
No they're not. And he doesn't know what's going on.
"I've waited long enough to give this to you, Flashy. Please try it on."
And stop comparing her to shithorse!
I don't have all night. Put on the helmet.
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