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Anonymous
Rb9Rf
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No.31191
31313
As we start this latest Game thread, something is awry with Infernius. Maybe its the projectile vomiting, maybe the bleeding from his eyes and ears. Maybe its the tiny evil presence in his brain? Who knows, and where the fuck did he just teleport to? Teleport is an arcane spell!
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Mrs. Sentry
iNbY6
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No.31852
31855
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>>31850
11th or 21st is best level to fall under normal game rules; although if he traded in all of his levels now, he's get an Epic Bonus Feat.
What's his base attack bonus, as of now?
>>31849
>I'll probably go for multiclassing rather than Epic Paladin levels
If you're going to take it all the way to that level, just fall, worship a war god, and then level up in Divine Emissary. Then you'd get Domain Spells.
https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/SRD:Divine_Emissary
Mrs. Sentry
iNbY6
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No.31853
31854 31855
>>31849
>The most severe loss would be the loss of Vanderiem. Vanderiem can only be wielded by a Paladin and bestows negative energy on Evil characters
We'll use a Wish to corrupt him into an Unholy Despoiler, and invert his alignment-base powers.
Anonymous
Rb9Rf
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No.31854
31856
>>31853
Oh, I can't even begin to tell you how hilarious it is that you said that.
Trumpaladin
vGUCF
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No.31855
31858 31860
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>>31851
What will we need them for, and where are we going?
*Scared Paladin Noises*
Pic related sort of

>>31852
>Base attack bonus
+16 +11 +6 +1
If you asking for the class prequisites, he should have that covered. He'd need to grind to get the feats. The ranks are probably the hardest part, although obtainable if he advances in classes. He'd also need to summon an Evil Outsider with whom he is in peaceful contact, but I feel like I should also know the answer to that.

>Divine emissary
Okay, how could I do that? Because Magic is the thing I am craving most

>>31853
That's... an interest idea. I would want to Try to retain Fae too though. I haven't tried having sex with her, I feel like that should do something
Mrs. Sentry
iNbY6
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No.31856
31857 31860
>>31854
Hilarious as in really dumb, or hilarious as in funny?
Also, just so I understand, Vadereim is an Intelligent Holy Devastator, right?
Trumpaladin
vGUCF
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No.31857
31859 31861 31862 31863
>>31856
Vaderiem is a remnant from a previous campaign who has been used before. My guess is he meant either that Vanderiem was originally evil alignment and then switched by wish, or that some other player tried to do what you suggested to him
Mrs. Sentry
iNbY6
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No.31858
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>>31855
>retain Fae

Anonymous
e19up
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No.31859
31864
>>31857
I also suspect this.
Anonymous
Rb9Rf
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No.31860
31870
>>31855
"He told you, he doesn't know!"
>>31856
Definitely funny
>>31856
He's an infernal slaying bane sword of quickened sharpness, who isn't actually holy, <HEY!> that's just what he tells people <SHUT IT YE!> and that he can be wielded by any class of good alignment. <G'AAAAH>
Anonymous
e19up
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No.31861
31864
>>31857
I also suspect this.
Anonymous
e19up
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No.31862
31864
>>31857
I also suspect this.
Mrs. Sentry
iNbY6
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No.31863
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>>31857
This is actually what I wanted the Luck Blade for,
desu.

Mrs. Sentry
iNbY6
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No.31864
31865
>>31859
>>31861
>>31862
reeeeeeeee
Trumpaladin
vGUCF
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>>31863
I feel like you have a whole future planned out for my character that I did not intend on

>>31864
This
Anonymous
e19up
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No.31866
>>31865
Its not like i meant to post that three times or anything baka.
Anonymous
Rb9Rf
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No.31867
31869 31871
What I do know is that I can employ random encounters, as well as plausible consequences and affects per the environment in question (and will), and:
"Oh yeah, you'll want to leave a drop of blood in the entertron. You know,... "In case of bloody murder."" she says over-exaggerating the possibility of getting slaughtered.
Mrs. Sentry
iNbY6
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No.31868
31871
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>>31865
You have no idea.
I didn't make those flowcharts for nothing. The booklet may be gone, but I know the plans by heart.
Mrs. Sentry
iNbY6
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No.31869
31873
>>31867
>leave a drop of blood in the entertron
Sure, why not?
Mrs. Sentry
iNbY6
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No.31870
31873
>>31860
Is that even possible? The description for "Wish" says it can create magic items, but can it alter existing items?
Trumpaladin
vGUCF
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No.31871
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>>31867
She should know better than to spook Trumpaladin. He's already spooked.

>>31868
....

Mrs. Sentry
iNbY6
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No.31872
>>31871
>He's already spooked
He's (still) a Paladin; he's immune to fear.
Don't be a bitch. Cowardice is against Code.
Anonymous
Rb9Rf
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No.31873
31875
>>31870
If Trump goes apeshit-blackguard? I'd so allow it. Besides, he wouldn't have to change alignment at all; he'd still be Trump Good!
>>31869
"Good. Also, I had these made," she coughs up the two bracelets (of friends). She has marked a charm on each of them.
Mrs. Sentry
iNbY6
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No.31874
31875
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*polishes helmet for the 6 gorillionth time*
I've spent more than enough time on this thing.
>>31871
"Flashy, would you like to try this helmet on?" She says, holding out a goldsteel helmet that looks like a Trojan/Equestrian helmet, with a football helmet's cage-visor, and a red crest.
"I made it specially for you."
Trumpaladin
vGUCF
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No.31875
31876 31877
>>31873
>he wouldn't have to change alignment at all; he'd still be Trump Good
Stephen F. Austin sent a group of several hundred immigrants illegally into Mexican territory. When they found that the Mexican government had abolished slavery, they started a rebellion against the Mexican government with the intent of taking the territory and ultimately admitting it into the Union as another Slave State to balance out free-state power in the senate. Stephen F Austin is celebrated in our Fourth Grade history classes as the hero who more than anyone created the world we live in today.

The Paladin class seems to be modeled on the Catholic Military Orders of the Crusades. And my specific character, or rather his Patron, is modeled on the America of James K Polk, William McKinnely, Richard Nixon, and Donald Trump. From a certain perspective, these are heros worthy of praise and bringers of Good. From another, they are villains and oppressors. And both claims have more than enough basis in fact to be valid

>>31874
*stares at pony strangely*
*Takes helmet though, but does not put it on*
"Uh... what is this exactly, little pony?"
Anonymous
e19up
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No.31876
31878
>>31875
Is LBJ a saint?
Mrs. Sentry
iNbY6
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>>31875
*wing-ding eyes*
"Wear it and see! I spent weeks working on it."
[excited pony noises]
Trumpaladin
vGUCF
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No.31878
31879
>>31876
Of Failure, maybe. Fucker created the welfare state, started a draft to fight a bush war in South East Asia yet held back the B52s and... Just don't get me started.

>>31877
"Uh... Thank you, Tracy..."
*smiles nervously*
*Still hasn't put it on*
Mrs. Sentry
iNbY6
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31880
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>>31878
*stares*
Trumpaladin
vGUCF
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>>31879
*Smiles nervously back at evil pony*
Mrs. Sentry
iNbY6
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No.31881
31882
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>>31880
*stares expectantly*
*wraps tail around ankle*
Trumpaladin
vGUCF
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No.31882
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>>31881
"Um... maybe later, little pony"
Mrs. Sentry
iNbY6
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No.31883
31884
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>>31882
*tail is secured tightly around ankle*
"We have time. Try it on."
*smiles happily*
Trumpaladin
vGUCF
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No.31884
31885
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>>31883
"I think Thez was making another helm for me to wear..."
Mrs. Sentry
iNbY6
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No.31885
31886
>>31884
"This one will be more useful on a daily basis, Flashy. I crafted it with your hobbies in mind."
Trumpaladin
vGUCF
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No.31886
31888
>>31885
"Uh... do you mind if I ask what those hobbies are, from your perspective?"
Mrs. Sentry
iNbY6
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No.31888
31890
>>31886
"Business and other talky-stuff."
Trumpaladin
vGUCF
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No.31890
31895 31896
>>31888
"L-Let me think about it, little pony"
*pats pony on head*
"I feel like we haven't resolved our issues, little pony"
Mrs. Sentry
iNbY6
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No.31895
31897
>>31890
"I worked very hard on that helmet, Flashy. Please try it on."
Anonymous
Rb9Rf
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No.31896
>>31890
There is a flash-step helmet in the chest, but it provides no armor benefit. It looks very much like a cheesy super-hero mask, made with brightly tanned and dyed leather straps.
Trumpaladin
vGUCF
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No.31897
31898
>>31895
"Why don't you try it on first, Little pony? I think it would look super adorable on you"
Mrs. Sentry
iNbY6
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No.31898
31900
>>31897
"I'm a divegrass player, Flashy: it'd be ruined if I wore it. Besides, you couldn't tell it's affect unless you were wearing armor." (stop making me spoil shit, and wear the helmet, pussy)
Anonymous
vGUCF
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No.31900
31901 31904
>>31898
"Divegrass is a relationship deal breaker, Trixie"
He says this as if not focused on his words
Have we not established that he and I are pussies?
Mrs. Sentry
iNbY6
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No.31901
31905
>>31900
PLADINS CAN'T BE PUSSIES! Wear the fucking helmet!
"I haven't played it since we got here, but it wouldn't change that I played it before...
Please put on the helmet."
Anonymous
Rb9Rf
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No.31904
31905
>>31900
"Be careful of that helmet, some of those things fuck with your mind," Thez says off-handedly.
Trumpaladin
vGUCF
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No.31905
31907 31908
>>31901
They're allowed to be pussies if they know what is going on
"C-Can I wait, Trixie?"

>>31904
"I, Aye, I know"
Anonymous
e19up
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No.31907
31935
>>31905
a good husbando would put it on.
Mrs. Sentry
iNbY6
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No.31908
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>>31905
No they're not. And he doesn't know what's going on.
"I've waited long enough to give this to you, Flashy. Please try it on."

And stop comparing her to shithorse!
Trumpaladin
vGUCF
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No.31909
31910
>>31908
He knows enough
"And... Thank you for the gift, Dixie... buuuuuut waz it dooo"
Mrs. Sentry
iNbY6
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No.31910
31912
>>31909
"See for yourself. It's a surprise."
Mrs. Sentry
iNbY6
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No.31911
I don't have all night. Put on the helmet.