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>>31690How many items are we limited to?
https://youtu.be/0xRCYmbvfEsThis is whst it sounds like.
Torc goes to test his new rod on something
Maybe a chicken so it'll cook.
>>31700>>31702Pretend that one of the party members just flipped out and went apeshit, and that characters are thinking "Hmmm, if I were gonna go after him, I'd want a, <fill in this space>"
>>31702Mask of the Skull is just too much Haxxor, way too much
>>31704Well, for starters, I couldn't help but notice that I am the
only party member who can't poof out of trouble. So I most want a Helm of Teleportation. I want a Belt of Giant Strength as well
>>31704What kinda limits are on rings?
>>31706I think two can be worn at a time
>>31707I meant magic wise, I knew about the 2 limit
>>31705"Hmmmmm,"
Thez absentmindedly takes off hers and throws it at him.
>>31706Currently you have a ring of Climbing and Jumping. What did you have in mind?
>>31711Girdle of Giant Strength +4
(please note, she's had that with her for friggin centuries, she's not giving it to you cuz she's feeling generous)
>>31713>>31712I see
Um... are other things possible?Also, if I'm near thez:
"Do you know how to locate him?"
>>31710Hmmm...
Uh, fuck. I forgot what I was thinking of
>>31714"Ish,"
She bundles the shiny plates together, and the sword/broom parts. as well as several of the diagrams.
"I don't know what is happening, though clearly something 'is'. By the scenario, I would guess that the trail will lead to other planes, and depending on the plane, who
knows what could be in store. I'm calling in a favor. If, as you currently are, you found yourself faced with having to venture into places that were literally designed to eat your soul, what would you want to have with you?"
"What's worse, I can almost assume that there is some degree of counter-measure in store. This most likely isn't an isolated incident, and while I'm still trying to puzzle out "who", I would assume that upon any departure there will be a counter-offensive against the Port and any surrounding allies. Tl;dr Infernius was just the first move."
Well, if I were to have anything I wanted like a kid in a candy store, I'd want:
>Animated Abyssal Demon Claw Guantlets (effectively +4 keen weapons (1d10/19–20) that afflict the target as if she had been struck by an energy drain spell (Fortitude negates DC 23) or Contagion (Fortitude DC 14 negates)>Everwhirling Chain of Flame>Mask of the skull>Shapeshifter's Armor (studded leather) of Shadow and Slickness>Horseshoes of The Peerless Steed>Mace of Blood and Terror>Berserking SwordUnholy Despoiler>Ring of Spell Turning>Eyes of DoomHeadband of Epic IntellectUnholy DespoilerLuck BladeOf course, that's freaking ridiculous, but it felt great to finally let it out.
>>31705Dream bigger (but not as big as me because I'm just a massive faggot).
>>31716"I must admit, I really don't know, either what to expect, or what would help. Does a Paladin's Death Ward Spell protect?
Maybe a Cloak of epic resistance for protection against spell like effects? Mantle of Epic Spell Resistance? Mantle of Faith? Bracers of Armor?"
>>31717Thanks
http://www.d20pfsrd.com/magic-items/rings/ring-elemental/Can Torc get one of these, with a 1d4 determining element?
>>31718>>31716Is there a "soul-binding enchantment" that allows a characters soul to never be stole?
Also, what did you think of Trash Man?
>>31716"Should we mobilize the Generals and the Spartan Trainees for a home defense? Try to take over the Gestapo as well? Maybe send a pigeon to Baz to do the same in Sparintenar?"
>>31719No Skull mask. One hit kill is too haxxor in a game where everyone else has to deal sufficient damage
>>31720What are the stats for your suit of Chain Shirt? It could be upgraded to a Invulnerable Coat.
Also, get a freaking shield.
>>31719One of those unholy despoilers was actually supposed to be a ring of animal friendship. The other was vorpal.Just daydreaming.
>>31723It's got a DC, and quite a few attacks in game are effectively "one-shot kill", anyway.
>>317198O "You're lucky the circumstances."
>>31721>trash manI don't get the meme, but it worked alright. I don't know about the attribute rolling, but for a story element it worked well.
>ring"Maybe, but there will be a cost for it, a "to be determined" sort of cost (read, a 'favor')."
>>31722"Yes,"
>>31723Oh plz, Skull Masks r babbies first ebin magic items. They suck.
>>31720"K."
>>31724His suit is already plenty buffed. Its based on Celestial Chain, except neutral-aligned.
>>31724>What are the stats for your suit of Chain Shirt?Already pretty enchanted. I think +8 AC. And I have Korak's "Bee" magic ring shield which is functionally a heavy shield. I don't have a tower shield, but I am not rated for it or for wielding the bastard weapons one handed either
>>31725>favor That works
>Trash ManGlad you think he is good, cause he's coming back
>>31725Is there a Horseshoes of Speed we can make as paw pads for Fae that allow her to have those but still use a claw attack?
Um... a Cloak of Charisma is another good thing, especially since the bonus can be added to saving throws. A Stone of Luck is also good for saving throws
>>31729Specialized bracers would work, but they would be tailored to Fae and non-transferrable.
>>31725Whelp, Trumpaladin prepares a note:
"Demonic Incursion reported in Port Barry. A Brain worm that is capable of controlling its host, how the infection came about and what is to follow is unknown. Mobilize your defenses and beware of demons"
Is sent by pigeon to Baz
Essentially the same is sent to Sechs via pigeon, telling him to consider ways of protecting the citizenry
Fae is called in and asked to mobilize the Generals, and also now the Spartan Trainees, for a possible attack on the city.
A messenger is sent to Gestapo headquarters, telling them they have been transferred in their control because of the temporary incapacitation of their leader, and are ordered, likewise, to mobilize and prepare to defend the city
>>31725REEEEEEE! GET A REAL FUCKING SHEILD! It's inconvenient if you die!
Get a Lion's Shield, of Great Reflection: You don't even have to hold that.
>>31729You'll want a Circlet of Persuasion.
We could also bind Fae's soul to the Shield and make it Intelligent, after she dies.Or just fuck everything and ask of an Artifact, like an Iron Gauntlet of War.
>waits for shit to go down
Also lion's shields do have to be held, but attack autonomously (they don't 'dance', they're just animated)
>tfw Infernius is gonna get my character killed
I hope you know what you're doing faggot,....
>>31734whenever the worm talks its "voice" sounds like mickeys.
>>31740Got it. Evil that
>>31738The lion's head is animated, but the shield is not. Its still a shield, just a bitey one.
>>31738
>tfw you mistake GM for Trumpaladin
>>31733>>31736Um... Okay. I'll ask for a Lion's shield of great reflection, and a circlet of persuasion
Also a periphitat of wisdom and a headband of intelligence, because why not?
>>31739We can just leave him, right? Like I'd be fine just cutting our loses
>>31743Kek. MY POWER GROWS
>>31744noted. for when you need healing in combat.
>>31744Just for the record, can one wear a circlet and a headband at the same time?
>We can just leave him, right?Oh come on, man. You're the freaking Paladin.
>>31733>bind Fae's soul to the Shield and make it Intelligent, after she diesThe worst part about this suggestion is I'm not even wholly convinced it's bad
>>31745You're the one who made all of this bullshit happen. GM should have flunked your teleportation suggestion
>>31745>>31748Tracy should have caught you, she's like twice your speed