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[1d20 = 19]>>31494Roll to grab her by the pussy
plz no kill for shitpost >>31496IT WAS A SHITPOST PLEASE NO KILL I DIDN'T MEAN IT
>>31499Just agree it didn't happen
[2d20 = 18]>>31495*Kicks foolish wizard with both hooves from behind, still lock-jawed*
*Returns to sitting on husband*
>>31502>roblox damage sound>>31501Can we transfer that to Torc's waifu?
>>31504your actually gonna interact with celestia for once?
>>31505I think GM doesn't realize that Trollestia is underutilized because she's intimidating
>>31506I can still cast magnum dong on Tracy
>>31505Listen, Torc's scarred of her
Still feels bad about date night...
>>31503She likes having him where she wants him.
*Gets comfy on hoo-man*
>'can you feel our foal, Flashy?'She beams into his skull, all his other senses still blcked-out
>>31509you are to much of a bitch to cast it.
>>31509I know, right? After she implied that she was going to Torcuil me for trying to get her to have sex with me, I basically stopped talking to her accept where necessary
>>31511She's only full size when mounted, which she lost when she went off to the infirmary and stables, so she can only do so much to him
>>31510Celestial Charger that is mlp stylized
>>31512You wanna get it cast on Thez?
>>31513I have decided, Torc's sidequest is sex with that horse
>>31514hey you can fuck right off.
>>31514Dont make me steal your waifu.
>>31513A heavy warhorse is still as big as a Clydesdale. This may ambiguously count as mounted too.
Either way, she's still 1,600 pounds of hoers, and he is royally pinned.
>>31514Aw hell no, then I will have to try to get her to have sex with me
>And risk getting Torcuiled with a horn>>31517She ain't a heavy warhorse not mounted. Maybe a 900 pound arabian riding horse
>>31518Heavy warhoers is her hybrid form, the one she acquired by spending all those ranks in Control Shape.
>>31515Thx m8
>>31516>Implying Infernius could bring himself to cheat on Thez>>31518>TorcuiledFuck you
>Aw hell no, then I will have to try to get her to have sex with meFuck you, and have fun when Tracy kills you
>>31520il make a new character just to steal trollestia.
>>31519We'll have GM settle out what the fuck your Jew power haxx is
>>31520I think with three guys going after her, She'll end up choosing none
>And I will have achieved victory >>31521I-I though we were friends...
I was just kidding about Thez
>>315233?
>>31521>>31523>>31522Y U all bully Torc? He never tried to get in the way of your marriages.
There's an old Japanese saying that goes something like " those who meddle with others' romantic relationships, shall be kicked to death by a horse".
>>31528[Muffled sad pony noises]
*Presses even closer to body*
>>31526kek
Thanks Tracy's faggot
>>31529Oh god, Is that how I sound right now?
>google search "nearby cliffs">google search "cyanide jello shots" >>31526Yes he did. He tried to go after me that one time, and he disrupted an attempt to mark her
>>31532GM is gonna be disappointed when he finds out all we've done is shitpost until he gets here
>>31536We also got in a fight. So basically we did everything we normally do while he is out
>>31535>he tried to go after meI asked for something back
That you stole>distruptedI just expressed that I didn't approve of it, Mr. Thesunandmoonandstarsanfgalaxiesorbitme
>>31538Fair enough
>>31541Inferius and I were doing a thing with Tracy
>>31542Kek, that post links to "Mrs. Sentry"