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>>31193I thought you were riding her?
[1d20 = 15]>>31193Damn it, the dice disappeared when I edited
Roll for pussy grapple
>>31196Yes, he would lean back in the saddle and reach with one hand
>Torc waits for taxi to the rest of the party
>>31198Don't fall off, she's four meters long, at least.
>waits for Infernius's faggot, o we can actually do things
>>31200She's the size of draft horse. Clydesdale, Percheron or Shire
>>31200>MetersGet out of my country with that Bolshevik speak
>>31204Kek, maybe when not mounted. She's a draft horse when mounted
>>31199>Thez pokes her head in the stables"Infernius flipped out, he may be hiding somewhere in the tower. He hasn't tried to leave by the front or by the dais."
>>31206Torc recoils a bit
"Gah, oh hey Thez. So he is still in the tower?"
>remembers sense chaos"Hey come wth me, we need someone who can get through to Infernius"
Torc casts Detect Chaos adheads that way.
*Casts Detect Evil Again, while trying to calm Tracy so she can get back to Tracking*
>>31207"You go on ahead. I'm covering the entrance."
Remember, you're waiting on Infernius' faggot for more.
[3d20 = 35]>>31176 →>he may still be somewhere in the towerCasts Detect Good Again, to find his aura.
Spot+5
Listen+5
Track (via the scent of his blood and diarrhea, since he was bleeding profusely, and hasn't bathed since then)
Tracy then moves in that direction.
>>31209You have a hell of a lot more than +5 as Cauchemar. You have +21 on both
>>31211GM said I don't get any racial bonuses in that form.. +5 was just from pony-senses.
>>31212reeeeeeBut this is full Paladin's Mount form
>>31209Trumpaladin orders Fae, who defaults to 11 ranks each in spot and listen and has a +4 racial bonus for each, to continue searching new areas with Spot and Listen checks
>>31209"Alright."
Torc wanders aimlessly, cause he can't find the choatic pressence
>>31216>>31212No bonuses when its a knowledge/experience based skill. Spot and Listen checks would apply.
>>31214I know what we can do instead. In fact, I know two things we can do instead
>>31217I don't understand. I'm just say Torc can't find him cause his faggot isn't here.
[i]But when he comes back...
While Torc has nothing to do, he inspects his new chopsticks
>>31219I won't be here for that. Thez is defaulting to monitor the main entrance and the dais, not letting anyone leave. (stunning fist into submission)
>>31221They're made of rattan, and they're connected at one end
>>31220A couple days ago I intended Trumpaladin to "take a walk around the world to ease his troubled mind," that is, go to a different part of the map as yet unexplored as a way of getting away from the party members. Relations have improved since then so the rationale isn't as strong, but the mountain range to to the South is barely explored, and going the way we went to the Troll encapment, going in the direction the trolls (tried to) flee, is another mountain range, and also what looks like an Elf city just a little ways to the north in the valley. I figured it would be worth exploring these areas, for tribes or monsters or whatever.
Now here's the issue. Fae can fly, can fight, and can track, but Large Dragons can go a hell of a lot faster than she can (or Tracy, for that matter), and if Trumpaladin is attacked by a large dragon, she can't teleport or jaunt away.
So I thought I'd ride Trollestia, who can do most of the same things, but also can teleport. However, I think Trollestia's teleportation only works in certain familiar areas. Which means only Tracy (who is usually too busy to be used) can do everything that is needed for the exploration
tl;dr: Go exploring, maybe murder some things and loot them.
Detect Ebil/Good still works on the Ethereal plane, right? Could the two change planes, detect the auras, and then immediately phase towards his location?
>>31224Trollestia can't teleport. Only Torcuil and Lenos can teleport, while Thez does Dimension Door at absurd range (for the ability).
>>31227That's what I thought. I think only Tracy is capable of doing what I thought I needed
>>31226But she's so busy all the time!
>>31223I'm so shocked
>>31222Okay
>>31227Haha plebs
Bow before my teleporting powers
>>31229When they're split, they split into two pairs of chopsticks. One of those pairs continues the chain of duplication, the other splits seemingly as normal.
>>31231Yes yes, you told me last night.
But then you made a vague comment about there being a good use for them
>>31232You're seriously just going to sit there and ask? You're not going to "Identify" or "Analyze Dweomer", or something that eliminates my ability to be vague and non-descript?
>>31234Dweomer?
Cast itwasimplyediwantedtoidentify
>>31232Try burning one of the duplicate chopsticks.
Then see how quickly you can break it to duplicate it.
>>31232Perhaps they can be used as eating utensils?
>>31235You said Torcuil looks at the chopsticks. Xp
>>31238With the spell Create Food And Water, could they be made into Sustaining Chopsticks, that duplicate?
>>31239They burn quickly, they wouldn't be an effective source of fire-wood