As we start this latest Game thread, something is awry with Infernius. Maybe its the projectile vomiting, maybe the bleeding from his eyes and ears. Maybe its the tiny evil presence in his brain? Who knows, and where the fuck did he just teleport to? Teleport is an arcane spell!
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>>31910"You know I do not like surprises..."
Casts RESISTANCE on self
>>31912Good, now wear the fucking helmet Mr. Brave Paladin!
>>31914Trumpaladin takes a leap of faith, makes a prayer to the Dice gods, and dons the helmet
[1d20+10 = 26]
If this is what I think it is, there is a Will saving throw, DC 15.
+5 Paladin class saving throw, +4 charisma bonus, +1 spell bonus, or +10 total
>>31916You guessed correct; you win the bonus prize:
That curse only works once though, so you can still continue to use it as a Hat of Glamering (a creative take on a Hat of Disguise): When donned, it can change into a MAGA hat of any color, and changes any armor the user is wearing into formal, casual, or ceremonial business attire.
*takes a couple steps back to admire the armor that has changed into a dashing black suit*
"You look sharp, ~Flashy."
The hat was originally meant to be used on Infernius first before it was given to Trumpaladin, so that he could become LE more easily, but I gave up on that after he went AWOL.
>>31918*Is delerius, because he just avoided being fucking cursed in a way that would force his faggot to rethink the character*
"Thank you... Tracy"
*places thumb up*
Wouldn't he have to reroll to avoid the curse each time it is put on until the hat has actually imparted its curse on someone?
Actually, this is an extremely useful curse >>31920>deleriusNo. He would have no idea that he'd be affected by anything, even if he had failed his save.
>>31920"I'm glad you like it, Flashy."
*disappears to go back to feeding birds*
I g2g for a bit, Tracy is feeding her birds for now.
>>31922He would if he was betting ahead of time that he was at risk, although he wouldn't regret failing
>>31926What's the opposite of Trump Good?
I forgot to say, Tracy left her glass of chocolate milk on the table.
Don't spill it.
>>31927Clinton Evil? Perhaps Trump Good is the opposite of Trump Good? I have no idea. That's why I was so afraid
>>31929That's correct, there is no opposite to Trump Good. It is unopposable
>>31930Word
>>31930THAT CAN BE POISONED! TORC NO!
[1d20 = 18]>>31930*returns*
*sees the fucking wizard drinking her milk*
*stabs him in the back, with the Merciful Dagger*
"You fucking NEET! That wasn't for you!"
>>31933Trumpaladin sighs in relief, as he doesn't have to cast a "remove curse" or "remove poison" spell
>>31907So to allow things to progress, Thez now has the I'nis Compass, complete with a note promising a ridiculously and unnecessarily complicated favor to make up for the inconvenience of crafting so many items in such a small period of time.
>>31931Kek. The combined forces of the other side cannot withstand Trump. But a lot of those Bernie supporters, who were treated so unfairly by the establishment, they are attending Trump rallies now. Believe me
>>31935I can work out the math for attack and saving rolls and AC and everything, can you tell us everything that was actually made?
>>31937>That wasn't for you!I just realized that that statement doesn't rule out the possibility that it was poisoned
*readies spells again*
>>31935So we doing this shit? Cause I want Torc to talk to Troll before the party leaves
>>31944I have shit to do tomorrow, so I wouldn't mind starting tonight.
>>31944Don't make a decision to take Trollestia or not until we know where we are going.
>>31946I'm not taking her, its more of a "If I don't return"
>>31945This, I have shit almost all day tomorrow
>>31946>until we know where we are goingI don't want to know. I've prepared all I can, and I love surprises.
Pence Prod
Resistence Cloak x2
Animated Demon-Murder Claws - No Contagion but can b poisoned
Tracy's 60' chain is now funky-fresh
Hollow-Ichigo Mask (Mask of Skull, but no, its the Hollow-Ichigo mask)
Ring of Spell-Turning x2
Kamina Shades (Doom Eyes)
Fae's speed bracers
Circlet of Persuasion
Periapt of Wisdom
Javelins of Lightning x12
[Read more] >>31949You forgot Torc's new ring
>>31948Well I don't. I'm a strategic planner, and I need to know whether I am riding Fae or Tracy
Or you can make the decision for me, that will work too
>>31949*Graciously accepts resistance cloak, circlet, periapt, and Fae's bracers*
>>31951I'm assuming that if I asked for something and it's not listed, that's because it was rejected, right?
>>31949>Hollow-Ichigo maskHollow Stripes are great, but can it also be shaped like a troll's skull too?
>>31950As well as Tracy's horseshoes and Leather Armor.>>31953>you can make the decision for mepic
>>31952Its in there, I'm just waiting for the bulk to be cleared out.
>>31953What is missing?
>>31955Ah, understandable
"Thanks Thez, you're a life saver."
Torc accepts the items, thanking Thez way too much, and then makes for the stables.
>>31956You're going nowhere, this scene hasn't played out yet
>>31957Thats true. Those were missing.
>>31958>>31959>>31955Well, I was not sure how much was reasonable to ask for and what was too powerful, so I asked for a Stone of Luck, a Cloak of Charisma (I'm aware this stuff can't all be worn at a time), a helmet of teleportation, a Mantle of Faith, and Bracers of Armor.
>>31954Just have her hump his legs furiously while wearing the saddle if "ride Tracy" and feeding her birds a third time if "ride Fae"