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>>31910"You know I do not like surprises..."
Casts RESISTANCE on self
>>31912Good, now wear the fucking helmet Mr. Brave Paladin!
>>31914Trumpaladin takes a leap of faith, makes a prayer to the Dice gods, and dons the helmet
[1d20+10 = 26]
If this is what I think it is, there is a Will saving throw, DC 15.
+5 Paladin class saving throw, +4 charisma bonus, +1 spell bonus, or +10 total
>>31916You guessed correct; you win the bonus prize:
That curse only works once though, so you can still continue to use it as a Hat of Glamering (a creative take on a Hat of Disguise): When donned, it can change into a MAGA hat of any color, and changes any armor the user is wearing into formal, casual, or ceremonial business attire.
*takes a couple steps back to admire the armor that has changed into a dashing black suit*
"You look sharp, ~Flashy."
The hat was originally meant to be used on Infernius first before it was given to Trumpaladin, so that he could become LE more easily, but I gave up on that after he went AWOL.
>>31918*Is delerius, because he just avoided being fucking cursed in a way that would force his faggot to rethink the character*
"Thank you... Tracy"
*places thumb up*
Wouldn't he have to reroll to avoid the curse each time it is put on until the hat has actually imparted its curse on someone?
Actually, this is an extremely useful curse >>31920>deleriusNo. He would have no idea that he'd be affected by anything, even if he had failed his save.
>>31920"I'm glad you like it, Flashy."
*disappears to go back to feeding birds*
I g2g for a bit, Tracy is feeding her birds for now.
>>31922He would if he was betting ahead of time that he was at risk, although he wouldn't regret failing
>>31926What's the opposite of Trump Good?
I forgot to say, Tracy left her glass of chocolate milk on the table.
Don't spill it.
>>31927Clinton Evil? Perhaps Trump Good is the opposite of Trump Good? I have no idea. That's why I was so afraid
>>31929That's correct, there is no opposite to Trump Good. It is unopposable
>>31930Word
>>31930THAT CAN BE POISONED! TORC NO!
[1d20 = 18]>>31930*returns*
*sees the fucking wizard drinking her milk*
*stabs him in the back, with the Merciful Dagger*
"You fucking NEET! That wasn't for you!"
>>31933Trumpaladin sighs in relief, as he doesn't have to cast a "remove curse" or "remove poison" spell
>>31907So to allow things to progress, Thez now has the I'nis Compass, complete with a note promising a ridiculously and unnecessarily complicated favor to make up for the inconvenience of crafting so many items in such a small period of time.
>>31931Kek. The combined forces of the other side cannot withstand Trump. But a lot of those Bernie supporters, who were treated so unfairly by the establishment, they are attending Trump rallies now. Believe me
>>31935I can work out the math for attack and saving rolls and AC and everything, can you tell us everything that was actually made?
>>31937>That wasn't for you!I just realized that that statement doesn't rule out the possibility that it was poisoned
*readies spells again*
>>31935So we doing this shit? Cause I want Torc to talk to Troll before the party leaves
>>31944I have shit to do tomorrow, so I wouldn't mind starting tonight.
>>31944Don't make a decision to take Trollestia or not until we know where we are going.
>>31946I'm not taking her, its more of a "If I don't return"
>>31945This, I have shit almost all day tomorrow
>>31946>until we know where we are goingI don't want to know. I've prepared all I can, and I love surprises.
Pence Prod
Resistence Cloak x2
Animated Demon-Murder Claws - No Contagion but can b poisoned
Tracy's 60' chain is now funky-fresh
Hollow-Ichigo Mask (Mask of Skull, but no, its the Hollow-Ichigo mask)
Ring of Spell-Turning x2
Kamina Shades (Doom Eyes)
Fae's speed bracers
Circlet of Persuasion
Periapt of Wisdom
Javelins of Lightning x12
>>31949You forgot Torc's new ring
>>31948Well I don't. I'm a strategic planner, and I need to know whether I am riding Fae or Tracy
Or you can make the decision for me, that will work too
>>31949*Graciously accepts resistance cloak, circlet, periapt, and Fae's bracers*
>>31951I'm assuming that if I asked for something and it's not listed, that's because it was rejected, right?
>>31949>Hollow-Ichigo maskHollow Stripes are great, but can it also be shaped like a troll's skull too?
>>31950As well as Tracy's horseshoes and Leather Armor.>>31953>you can make the decision for mepic
>>31952Its in there, I'm just waiting for the bulk to be cleared out.
>>31953What is missing?
>>31955Ah, understandable
"Thanks Thez, you're a life saver."
Torc accepts the items, thanking Thez way too much, and then makes for the stables.
>>31956You're going nowhere, this scene hasn't played out yet
>>31957Thats true. Those were missing.
>>31958>>31959>>31955Well, I was not sure how much was reasonable to ask for and what was too powerful, so I asked for a Stone of Luck, a Cloak of Charisma (I'm aware this stuff can't all be worn at a time), a helmet of teleportation, a Mantle of Faith, and Bracers of Armor.
>>31954Just have her hump his legs furiously while wearing the saddle if "ride Tracy" and feeding her birds a third time if "ride Fae"