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Murderous Nuts
Y/8M5
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No.18071
18074 18077
Its about to get real. I'll leave out the descriptions, you know what it is.

Staff Edit: Thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VTsD2FjmLsw
1092 replies and 77 files omitted.
Anonymous
hxVLC
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No.18282
18284 18285
>>18281
Please don't. He can use Wish spell to ressurrect it if you kill it before he is dead
Anonymous
dt2xA
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No.18283
>>18281
rupture his jejunum he wont stop puking.
Mrs. Sentry
+ZiNI
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No.18284
18288
>>18282
That's not the intention.
Anonymous
iirvJ
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No.18285
18287 18288 18289
>>18282
Is it like Fallout Dog that can't die?
Tay
KtwdI
?
No.18286
18288
>>18273
Im back and ready.
Mrs. Sentry
+ZiNI
?
No.18287
>>18285
It's a godzilla thing thing that regenerates like crazy and won't stay dead.
Anonymous
hxVLC
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No.18288
18292
>>18285
I do not know

>>18284
I still think he should be targeted first, but okay...

I just want to note that keeping battle plans secret from allies will only harm the course of the battle
>>18286
Yay!
Mrs. Sentry
+ZiNI
?
No.18289
18290 18291
>>18285
We call it a dog because the freakish cosplaying nerd uses his mean pet to bully the residents of Port Barry out of their lunch money.
Anonymous
hxVLC
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No.18290
18296
>>18289
If only we had Thez's gem horde to pay him off
Anonymous
iirvJ
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No.18291
>>18289
"Bad Dog!"
Anonymous
MuWa7
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No.18292
18293 18294
>>18288
Ugh fine
"I'm going to cast a symbol in the middle of the feild
DO NOT STEP ON IT OR IT WILL BE BAD"
Anonymous
dt2xA
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No.18293
18300
>>18292
"what symbol?"
Anonymous
hxVLC
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No.18294
18300
>>18292
Is the symbol a snek?
Y/8M5
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No.18295
18297
kefka1.jpg
[1d20 = 4]
Here we go,....

Once readied, Thez (still looking like a hippy) begins transferring players to their designated positions, or behind cover but nearby, careful to avoid rousing the Dog. One by one (or in pairs as per Torc and Norfilly) she deposits characters, urging them to wait until the "purple beam". The Dog sits in the center of the field, looking rather bored and occasionally scratching its self with its foot. A tense air hangs about the stadium, and the Dog its self is far more fearsome from closer than it appeared before.
With everyone in place, Thez appears in mid-air, well above the Dog, which immediately responds to her presence, issuing a devastating roar.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4a_cz-_yZS0

"What's this?"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xyFSVtQWc70
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RSEVw7ei3YU
An absurd Jester appears in the air some distance from her.
"Well this is most unexpected! And here I had planned on destroying everything! You must know how ill advised it is to void the agreement, I am your EMPEROR after all,... wait a moment."
He fades out and fades in closer.
"You look familiar"
he fades out again, and fades in again closer and from a different side.
"Haven't I killed you before? I'm sure of it!"
T> "Whoa man, I'm just here to try and barter on behalf of the city. Our founder went and died on us, and he never left instructions on how to go about completing the transaction."
K> "That doesn't explain where you came from. You're from that one time, how is it you're here? Oh well, no matter. I'll kill you again then!"

K> Cast Arcane fire, 9 lvl.
Mrs. Sentry
+ZiNI
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No.18296
18297
>>18290
>thinking there was anywhere near as much as the Jew-gold in there.
Anonymous
hxVLC
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No.18297
18298
>>18296
You're sharing with your husbando and your battle sister though

>>18295
Waiting for purple beam
Mrs. Sentry
+ZiNI
?
No.18298
>>18297
After marriage*
Y/8M5
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No.18299
[1d20 = 4]
What appears to be fire mixed with lightning, with chunks of it envelop Thez. When they finally dissipate, all that is left is a charred skeleton, held aloft only by lingering magic.
K> "Well, THAT was boring." He turns away, stretches and yawns. "Well Spot, now that I've had a good nap, what do you say we destroy EVERYTHING and EVERYONE!"
The Dog roars again. As it does so, Thez appears above and to the side from the corpse, and the corpse fades away like smoke."
T> Metsu Hokenshou
Anonymous
MuWa7
?
No.18300
>>18294
>>18293
No, but it will be bad

>waits
Y/8M5
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No.18301
18308
[20d12 = 108]
A solid beam of blackened-purple rage-hate about 4' in diameter erupts from her hands. Kefka glances just in time to see it about to hit him. Its not a direct hit, but he is knocked from the air, and comes crashing to the ground somewhere near the Terrasque.
Anonymous
Y/8M5
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No.18302
18303 18304 18306 18307
Everyone, roll for initiative (dice 1d20 in email field)
dt2xA
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No.18303
[1d20 = 5]
>>18302

iirvJ
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No.18304
[1d20 = 4]
>>18302

MuWa7
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No.18305
[1d20 = 9]

+ZiNI
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No.18306
[1d20 = 13]
>>18302
Roll
KtwdI
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No.18307
[1d20 = 12]
>>18302

hxVLC
?
No.18308
[1d20 = 20]
>>18301

Y/8M5
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No.18309
18310
[3d20 = 44]
K> "Hahhahahahah! MARVELOUS! That actually HURT! Wait a second, you look a DIFFERENT sort of familiar. Where do I know you from?"
T> "I'll explain that at your grave!" She's trembling with rage, and charges him.
Trump has first move. Quick question, how wide is a football field?
Anonymous
hxVLC
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No.18310
18312
>>18309
Charge at mage

160 feet
Y/8M5
?
No.18311
[2d20 = 21]

Anonymous
hxVLC
?
No.18312
18315 18318
>>18310
TOURCIL! MAKE ME GIANT IF YOU CAN!
Mrs. Sentry
+ZiNI
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No.18314
*downs acid resistance from hiding spot*
MuWa7
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No.18315
18317 18318
[1d40+6 = 41]
>>18312
Shit uh rolling 1d40+6 for Trump's final heigth after transformation
Anonymous
Y/8M5
?
No.18316
Battle order is: Trump/Dog, Thez, Trollestia, Tracy, Tay, Kefka, Torcuil, Fae, Infernius, and Norfilly
Anonymous
hxVLC
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No.18317
>>18315
MY POWER GROWS
Mrs. Sentry
+ZiNI
?
No.18318
18319
>>18312
>>18315
Does that account for Fae as well?
Anonymous
hxVLC
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No.18319
>>18318
I hope so
Y/8M5
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No.18320
[1d20 = 15]
Trump is charging from the field, while the Dog takes a swipe at Thez
Y/8M5
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No.18321
[1d10+8 = 9]
<SMACK> Thez is sent flying into the bleachers on the "south" side of the arena.
Y/8M5
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No.18322
[1d10+8 = 18]
Thez gets up and <whoofs> out of sight.
Trollestia flies in from the side opposite Infernius' position.
Tracy's move
Mrs. Sentry
+ZiNI
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No.18323
*braces self, concentrating and preparing to make a stealthy dash on all fours*
Runs with all her speed on all fours and becomes ethereal as soon as she can, to phase right into the dogs abdomen.
Find bladder.
Y/8M5
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No.18324
18326 18327
[1d20 = 20]
K> Excellent! EXCELLENT! There's LOTS of you! This is exCITING! Well then, LETS HAVE SOME FUN!
Dice for Tracy's attempt
Anonymous
Y/8M5
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No.18325
18331
Against all odds, Tracy manages to perfectly position herself inside the Dog's bladder.
Tay, you're up
Mrs. Sentry
+ZiNI
?
No.18326
18329
>>18324
Ha!
Did the freak see her?
Anonymous
MuWa7
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No.18327
18330
>>18324
HOLY SHIT
>also, torc's turn turns trump big
Anonymous
Y/8M5
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No.18328
I was going to make that fail on anything less than a 20 fyi
Anonymous
Y/8M5
?
No.18329
>>18326
Not with that die roll
Anonymous
hxVLC
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No.18330
>>18327
Please get Fae too
KtwdI
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No.18331
[1d20 = 7]
>>18325
I shoot at kefkas head.
Y/8M5
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No.18332
18333
[20d3+20 = 57]
[7d6+7 = 36]
Tay's shot ricochets off a field surrounding him.
K> Oh, this is a new sort of thing, I must see it!
K> Cast Teleport
Kefka appears about 20' in front of Tay.
Torcuil makes Trump bigly 41' tall