/vx/ - Videogames and Paranormal

[32d20 = 339]
>>18579
You assume he was 'whole' enough to produce a ghost. NO ghost for you!
Thez' turn.
"Tracy, I think I know what you're planning, cuz its what I was gonna do. I'll keep him occupied," she tosses the skull bottle back. "Open it, and then swallow it. I'll keep him occupied, and wear him down." Thez says.
T> Apeshit mode
T> Full round attack, flurry of blows
Steam, energy, and super-saiyan shit starts to wave off Thez. As you (the observer) blink, she's gone, and what sounds like a drum-roll starts hammering away. The Dog is distracted and occupied, as a purple blur works its way around its face.

>>18585
>>18585
"I- i can help tracy"

[5d8 = 14]
>>18584
No, not the Dog
Six attacks do damage, the rest are not effective.

>>18586
>NO ghost for you!
[sad pony noises]
>Open it, and then swallow it
"O.. O-okay.."
*Downs strange potion from known rapist*
*braces self for spooky effects*

>>18589
Even though the bottle is lodged in your throat, you can breathe normally.
Its a bottle of air. You'd have been fine with the necklace of adaptation, but Thez doesn't know about that.

Trump and Dog move, followed by Troll, followed by Tracy, then Tay, then Torcuil, Fae, Inferinus, and Norfilly
(I could conclude the fight by attrition at this point, but oh no, ur gonna have to work for this one)

>>18590
>wishes it were bottle of non-crushing
*waits for next turn*

[6d20 = 72]
Dog full-round attacks Thez (cuz she's right there)

[3d20 = 26]
>>18591
I don't know if I can do all of this in one turn, but here is what I want to do in approximate order

Blue Suede to Inferius, Thez, or Tracy) to be within attack distance of the Tarrasque

Cast HOLY SWORD on Inferius
Holy sword adds +5 to attack rolls, +5 to damage rolls. It also adds 2d6 to damage against evil opponents, although I do not think the Tarrasque is of evil alignment

For damage I should have the strength bonus of +4, the size bonus of +6, and the Holy sword bonus of +5, for a total of d10+15 damage

For attack, there is the normal paladin bonus of (+15, +10, +5), the plus +5 from Holy Sword, and +2 or +3 from Divine favor. I cast divine favor earlier, although I forgot about it. Also a +3 for strength modifier. Are there any bonuses from bard spells?

Quick draw Vanderiem,
Attack Attack Attack the Tarrasque

If I cannot Blue Suede into position, run to charge the Tarrasque

[1d20 = 8]
1st attack (bite) lands on Thez, rolling for swallow

[1d20 = 5]
And Thez is eated.
Next attacks are void as Dog rushes nearest ground target which appears to be Trump
Rolling frightful presence

Trump saves, but dog is right there staring down.

>>18597
So can attack?

>>18598
Yep. Technically this was supposed to be simultaneous, but dog missed the last round so was chomping at the bit (ha!)

>>18599
Um... If we are going with that last set of rolls, the first attack would have landed against the Tarrasque's 25 AC. The second one would as well If there is a +2 modifier from bard spells I don't know about

Norfilly, you've done quite well. I only made you weak cuz you said 1 y/o, but after this you'll b much stronger. I know its late, so if at any point you need to retire its fine. ^_^

[1d20 = 15]
>>18596
>>18586
>>18590
Did Thez mean to tell Tracy to join her in there?
Rolling Sense Motive

>>18601
I have no problem staying in the background singing and thinking of candy. Also have twigs I need to collect.

>>18602
No, she thought to keep it occupied, but she got eated by dice.
>>18603
Kek. By your will. ^_^

>>18602
She gave you a bottle of air. That means she wants you to go somewhere you'd otherwise asphyxiate. That means inside the Tarrasque

>>18604
>the bottle though
She expected Tracy to go back in?

>>18603
"Shes so innocent it amazes me."

>>18604
I can be a mascot that always point to true north "Know Direction"

>>18606
She thought that was your game, yes.

>>18609
So um... The attack?

>>18606
Yes.

>>18537
>I killed the nerd
BECAUSE ITS SWEET SWEET, SWEET VICTORY YEAH
ITS OURS FOR THE TAKING, OURS FOR THE FIGHT

>>18612
I know right. I thought GM wouldn't allow that. You get first dibs on his hit. Again

>>18613
What does he even have?
>>18614
>heart attack

>>18611
>>18609
>doesn't want to get crushed, but sure
Can Tracy move yet?
If so, she charges and phases right through the dogs body and leaves a grenade (armed by fiery maw) behind her in its lung as she passes through (etherealness would wear off as soon as it stops touching her)

>>18594
Thez was in midair, so no. Tracy would've been closest.
>holy sword
"Ah shit lad! Now I be Vanderiem the Masterful, Mystical, Malicious,... ah hell JUST KILL THE BASTERD!"
>>18610
Sorry Uh, its got a 35 ac, so I'm thinking the first hit landed, but IDK about the other 2.

>>18615
I don't know.

>>18614
You're going to kill us with that cuteness

>>18617
35? I thought it was 25? (the other attacks didn't get 25, but for the future)

>>18618
Again, fugg it. Go one then

[1d10+16 = 20]
>>18619
Hit damage dice roll? I forgot nord filly adds one to damage

Troll, Tracy, Tay, Torcuil,...

>>18614
>Torc makes a mental note to take the filly stick collecting after this
>>18618
Besides, I only took one thing from Korak
>>18623
I'm gonna go ahead and Have Torc cast hail at dog, you can have troll again

>>18623
See >>18616

Tay, the skin of the Tarrasque is too tough to make it worth shooting at (35 AC is much higher than Kefka's). I recommend something like an ally boosting effect, unless there is some other attack

Troll> I don't know how to defeat it. Its durability is its greatest strength. Without 20's, I don't know how we can hurt it.

>>18616
>>18625
Remember to light the grenade with a flaming hoof. Inferius probably should have given you more grenades

>>18627
"Roll a 20" Trumpaladin says to Troll

Awwww, I thought,....
(That WAS a troll)

>>18630
>>18629
>>18626
>>18605
>>18584
Okay, I'll stop trying to control my allies' actions now...

>>18633
Yeah, do so stop that.

[1d20 = 12]
Jokes aside,....
Troll casts Searing Light