/vx/ - Videogames and Paranormal

>>18378
>>18371
>gets back
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
(I didn't consider crushing damage)
Did she make it to the lung? Also, would having a bladder full of knives distract it at all?

[1d10+15 = 22]
>forgot to calculate for smite
No, you're right.

>>18384
Does this thing bleed at all?

>>18386
HNNNNNNNNNG

I did warn I would fug shit

>>18381
No, only divine
>>18382
Halo?

>>18389
I mostly just wanted to know what Kefka's AC was, but the first attack get's +4 smite evil, +15 Paladin first attack, +3 strength (size cancel's out, that's Trump's normal attack bonus), for the dice roll of 2 + 22 = 24, the second one was Dice of 8 + 10 +4 +3 because it was smite evil, for a total of 25. The third was not smite evil, so 17 plus 5 plus 3 or 25.

Would the first attack land as well?

[15d10 = 94]
[1d10+15 = 25]
>>18391
Fine, fine, but if you know them please designate attack modifiers in attack phrasing, I'm all over the fuggin' place and (as I said) am guaranteed to fug it up
Kefka's turn
>Cast Drain Life on Dog

>>18390
Automatic revive on 0 hp

>>18391
Its not super high, he hasn't had to REALLY fight in ages.
>>18395
e_e You're using non-canon NOW? Without a MEME? DENIED

>>18387
>>18392
it regens hella fast.

Torcuil attempts an ill advised maneuver, which fails.
Fae, then Infernius, then Norfilly

>>18396
>non canon
https://www.dandwiki.com/wiki/Halo_(5e_Spell)
I believe it is pronounced
Fuck you?

>>18396
So....Did he just take a full hit from 2 smite evils and a third attack, and shook it off by taking life force from the dog? Fuck

>>18398
Fae please claw the furcker if you are there, and if not, fly closer

>>18392
TRACY KILL THE DOG! Kefka just shook off a full like 70 HP of damage by taking it from the dog

>>18397
Can it bleed though, if you stuck a sword directly into its artery and left it there, would blood continue to flow?
>>18399
It says homebrew right at the bottom.

>>18401
anatomically yes.

>>18402
That's all I need for step two.
*flips through various anatomy books*

>>18399
>5e
I'd have allowed it if you had mentioned it previous. (and will from here on, but c'mon, I'm a flurry of papers and references and shit right now!)
>>18400
Yes.
Fae closes and uses charging attack,

[1d20 = 3]
whoops

>>18401
Usually if you leave objects in the body they can help prevent bleeding, it is when you remove them the bleeding really starts.

Wait, its Tay's turn, not Fae's. That'll be soon.

>>18404
I'm a flurry of a laggy tablet because my computer hates me, I feel you bro.
>waits and plans

>>18404
Does that mean Bite and two claw attacks?
Bite +12 melee (2d6+4) and 2 claws +7 melee (2d4+2)

>>18408
I'll wait

>>18410
You need a feat to make a Full natural attack upon charging.
I think GM meant Pounce.

>>18410
No, that's a full-round. Charging attack (which would be required to make a successful attack) gets only one.
>>18409
You're after Kefka, so don't sweat it.

>>18411
That's the one

>>18411
Tracy, kefka just took about 2d10 + 15 + 15 + 10 + 10 + 19 damage, and gained it all back by draining it from the dog, with twice as much damage being done to the dog. It is weakened if only for one round. Please try to do more harm

Tay?

>>18412
K
>writing down shit in notepad furiously

Whoops! Oh well, get ready for shit
Tay's move

>>18415
FAnd of course no none knows you are there

[1d20 = 20]
>>18416
>>18408
I shoot kefka again
>sorry was making a sandwich

>>18415
Well, from inside the thing, you'll have to either cut your way out, or cut your way in. Your choice.

>>18421
I love you

[2d8 = 10]
>>18421
Its fine, I was just wondering.
OOOH! A glorious hit, upside the FACE

>>18378
>>18379
Would all the organs with smooth muscle tissue deal crushing damage?
>>18422
Is there anywhere to go without organ contraction? I was going for the lung next, although I didn't consider it completely collapsing its organs.

>>18423
I know.

>>18425
Wait, these are stupid questions...

K> Cast teleport
Kefka blinks to an elevation of about 500', ~above the 50 yard line
https://youtu.be/-O-9U_QKhgA
K> Oh my! You aren't like ANYTHING I've faced thus FAR! I THANK you for this opporTUNity! AHHAHAHAHA!
Kefka shifts form >pic related
K> VERY well then. Let us PLAY!
His head lolls to the side, like a madman

>>18427
The only thing you need to say is "attack, attack, attack"

Torcuil, Fae, Infernius, Norfilly in that order

>>18428
Should have shackled him...

Is fae big too?

>>18429
Is she still taking crushing damage though, every turn?

>>18434
>posting more non-canon, homebrew 5e spells
Look up 3.5e SRD