Its about to get real. I'll leave out the descriptions, you know what it is.
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>>18786See
>>18785 since I think it's my turn. I think
>>18790*joins Thez and starts slashing the walls with koraks sword*
>>18791>implying I need a reason The Terrasque, the scourge of ALL dimensions and planes and living things, roars, and thrashes about aimlessly, before falling to the ground in a heap. Its body covered outside and inside with dozens of wounds, its life is depleted (all friggin 858 hp) and for the moment, is down.
Torcuil, this is your cue
>>18792Since its down, you can readily warp inside. Inside, you find Thez unconscious, and not breathing.
>>18792>koraks swordWhy do I keep saying that?
Tracy's sword.
>>18792It's just kind of gratuitous
>>18787Can we make doggo our friend and adopt it?
>>18794>is vulnerableTracy does the right thing and gently drags Thez out of the beast so she can have the monsters innards to herself.
>>18800Did the Port Barry NPCs do the actual death blow?
>>18801*begins eating the walls*
[3d8+15 = 29]>>18794REEEEE I WONT LOOSE HER AGAIN
>>18802No, that was definitely Tracy. Citizens were out of range of song. Besides, it feeds into the whole "Assassin's guild" agenda.
>>18798"Someone cover her eyes!" can be heard from inside the beasts body
>>18807With a javelin throw? But her round wasn't until much later.
Eh, whatever
*is still eating the creature from the inside out*
>>18805Torcuil's spell begins to take effect. Bands of magic weave their way around the corpse of the Terrasque, sparkling and fractally spiralling around. As this happens, Infernius leaps forward and prys its mouth open, to find Tracy dragging Thez, unconscious from its gullet. As all escape the body, the bands tighten and clinch around the body sealing and condensing the body of the fiendish creature, into something like an egg-shape. The last of magic winds its self about one section of the remaining carapace, about 2-hands in length, with the purest of white lacing on one side.
>>18815"our lives"
what is the loot though gm?
Wisps of magic drift off of it continually, and though its form remains sealed within, the Terrasque is no more, reformed and reshaped. It rests on the 50 yard line, sparkling and solemn.
>>18814>all my meat is disappearingREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
*salvages tissue sample before leaving the corpse*
>>18820Please don't resurrect that thing
>>18817*contemplates eating football*
>>18815>>18816Sorry, Kefka was FAR to vain to use items, and the Dog had no use or ability TO use. There IS the emperor's throne, but that's another segment ENTIRELY
>>18822*Contemplates Smiting Tracy*
>>18825Don't worry, I'm not hardly done. This will be a lengthy cinematic.
>>18816"Well I know that."
>>18818>Torc picks up pony"wanna go collect sticks?"
>>18823Oh, okay
>>18823Oh don't worry. The fact that he ruled over many kingdoms and exacted tribute was not lost on me. I would never overlook such a fact
>>18825"Hell no we ain't!"
The stands around the party erupt in cheers. Not only has Port Barry - and Football - been saved yet again, but this time the citizens themselves took part. No longer was it the party saving the people, but the people serving and aiding the party, who saved everyone.
Oh right, I forgot about the copy-pasta and Kefka's death. Fuggin' Cortana! This will suffice (I was gonna plagiarize most of it, I'll fill in the blanks later)
https://youtu.be/Niulhs8ErCA>>18831Citizens need not sell themselves so short. They held the demons at bay for hours until the party arrived
>>18832A mighty nation indeed. Great Potential. Great.
Unfortunately, during the fight and the involved circumstances, no one landed the requisite spot check.
A cackling voice resounds all around, throughout, and above the stadium. It is a voice that is familiar to most, but sinister to all. As the laughter resounds, all inevitably look up, to see a (largely) familiar face, circled by a legion of fiendish creatures.
"Its been a long time, but again we meet!" (I'm paraphrasing, cuz he stutters ALOT)
(still cinematic, don't worry)