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>>179673>Posey is definitely eating a Searing Light up the ponutuwu
>actual dick measuring contestThere is no contest.
You can cast Animate Dead.
Posey can't, and might never at this rate.
Clerics are stronger.
>Probably not, unless she asks nicely."uwu sear me, daddy~"
Seduction
[1d20+8 = (1+8) = 9]>>179674Rosey Ring leaps ashore, still shuddering, but no longer disintegrating on the inside.
>>179675This would be a good time to cast Lay Of The Land
Or Commune With Nature, if you considered that spiritual ACF.
It's rather still in the fog, with the smells and sounds of waves and that tinnitus.
The newest annoyance is the radio picking static and thus causing constant noise.
>>179676>A one on seductionhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=08i9kvCJvJ0Well, now Posey knows how it Free Rover felt when he got a nat 1 on a yoink of Kira
>Dick measuring contest
Also Defiant is male and Posey is not>>179673Defiant gets the definite feeling that Posey is that creepy autistic girl from school, who has a crush on you and you would really rather she wouldn't.
>>179675Survival or knowledge
Now that she is no longer above water, Rosey Ring looks less like a corpse and more like a cruel angel.
Rosey Ring appears as a youthful mare with soft and elegant features. Her coat is a pristine snow white, and exceptionally fluffy. Her mane is a sanguine red-pink, and is soft, fine and silky, almost glowing with its vibrant. Her mane is exceptionally long, and usually done up in a braid or a war bun. Her body is slender and dainty, with generous feminine endowments. She has a calm and professional demeanor, and she comes off as mature, despite her apparent youth. When she moves, she seems to glide over the ground, with grace that seems almost supernatural. The spring in her step betrays a deceptively strong body. She trots with a regal confidence, puffing her fluffy chest out and holding her head high, and making eye contact with anyone within eyesight. She always seems alert and engaged, her ears swiveling like tiny satellite dishes. Overall, she is strikingly beautiful. She seems to radiate youth and vitality, but something about her supernatural appearance is... Unsettling. She seems almost more like an exquisite painting of a mare than a living thing, almost uncanny in her beauty.
Rosey Ring's eyes are like pools of gold, with radial concentric rings. They glow with authority and give off a mesmerizing aura that demands submission. Staring into them too long gives feelings of unease and terror, but their commanding presence makes it difficult for any unfortunate souls who've caught her attention to look away.
Posey's Cutie Mark is a dark sun surrounded by a red flare. It also resemble a buboe from the black plague. It fills out her soft and rotund flank very well.
When dressed for war, Rosey Ring looks like something from another era. She wears archaic chain shirt barding, adorned with the bones and teeth of various monsters. Throwing needles hold her hair into a tactical bun, and she affixes a blade to the end of her braid. An elegant longsword lays at her flank, alongside a longbow and quiver. She brandishes an archaic polearm that crackles with electricity. Spines bracers are fastened to her hooves. It's clear from her fashion that she is a warrior.
She puts on a pirate bandana, and affixes a dead canary (I was going to use this later, but fuck it) to her should, and gives a pirate-like scowl.
>>179677Survival: Kira uses her keen survival senses, combined with her actual senses, to discern what creatures and wildlife call this island home, through clues left behind by wildlife such as feathers or droppings, her flicking her tongue to pick up scents in the air, and the knowledge she's already picked up on the geography and history of the island.
[1d20+11 = (7+11) = 18] >>179677>Defiant gets the definite feeling that Posey is that creepy autistic girl from schoolThat means she's Princess material.
>>179682Rolling to projectile vomit on Silver
[1d30+7 = (4+7) = 11] >>179679>It fills out her soft and rotund flank very welluwu
Mala comes up to Posey again and extends his muzzle to evidently sniff her.
>>179680Kira can discern that this environment is most home to creatures that live in the water, or prey on creatures that live in the water. Immediately Kira can already find the feathers of a seagull, clam shells, more seagull feathers and... did something just rip apart a fresh seagull here?
As for other things on the island, it could probably sustain at least a small population of herbivores. Whatever other terrestrial animals could live there is hard to say.
>>179682Perhaps, but we could also just not do that>>179681Why is 4chan more autistic than Silver
>>179684>>179681Silver is fortunately able to dodge the vomit
Or unfortunately, as bonking is warranted here >>179684>>179685Hey, just sayin'.
Kira really hopes that's just the remains of a seagull that got mulched by the seaplane's propellers, and not the result of a hereto-unknown predator stalking the island or nearby oceans. Anyways, once Brie gets the one end of the rope secured to the top of the cliff, it's time for the party to enact Posey's plan on how to get everyone up it (unless there are any objections to her plan).
>>179685>Mala comes up to Posey again and extends his muzzle to evidently sniff her.Posey pets Mala.
"Are you ready, boy? Let's use that nose of your to find our marines."
>Why is 4chan more autisticThey're all equally autistic. It's a spectrum.
>>179676You'll get 'em next time tiger
>>179681Kek
>>179677Dust decides to take the realtive moment of peace to get equipped, he's definitely not only doing it now because I completely forgot to do this, oh no.
The beige and dark brown zeeb undoes the roll on his back that his has been carrying thus far. The roll itself is revealed to be a well crafted, of not rugged looking, suit of splint-mail with an accompanying overcloak that looks as if it was originally designed to block sun and sand. Hopefully, it can prove to block rain and cold for this mission.
Sitting inside the unrolled roll are two weapons. A heavy flail, slightly ornate with tribal markings and highlights of bone and gold and a single roughly cut gem at the bottom of the handle. Next to it is a humble sling and saddlebag. Dust spends a moment to situate himself into his armor. Once settled, he checks his saddlebag, with anypony close enough to see noticing an assortment of some colored stones and small vials inside, befoee throwing it on. He drapes his sling over his neck, like a stole, before picking up his flail and waiting on the others.
>>179685So are we stopped at the cliff, or are we past that?
>>179689We're stopped at the cliff. Put a rope at the top so Posey can climb it without excessive risk.
>>179687Mala pretty clearly finds the smell of Posey to be interesting
He looks up towards Posey, then turns his nose up and sniffs the air, with multiple sniffs
"No, the wind is going the wrong way. It's coming from the sea" He sniffs in again, and then moves his hoof one step forward and to his left. "Wait." He continues sniffing, and then stares down the beach to the left.
"It could be..." Then he looks back to Posey "No. I do not smell ponies, I think..."
>>179689Brie I assumed flew right over the cliff. Everyone else is on the beach and is there for the moment.
>>179691Rolling spot to check whatever Mala was looking at. Adding +2 for assist
[1d20+5 = (15+5) = 20] I was going to ask who wants to roll spot or listen...
>>179692Through the fog, along the beach, Posey sees a form running towards them. Quadruped, medium sized.
>>179693Oh, spot and listen? This is something Kira can do.
Spot:
[1d20+8 = (7+8) = 15]Listen:
[1d20+8 = (18+8) = 26] >>179693Oh fuck
Looks like we've avoided a surprise round at least.
Posey readies her polearm against a charge and faces down the incoming creature.
"Incoming!" she hisses, quietly, but clearly.
>>179694The unmistakable sounds of hooves clopping on rocks, and rocks being displaced.
And then... Pony speaking sounds?
>>179695Mala's mane tenses up, and he tries to ready his shotgun
>>179696How far away are they?
If possible, I would like to try to charm them as soon as their eyes are visible, to avoid combat.
>>179696>>179695Silver steps forward to be one of the first this mystery pony will encounter, not only as he's pretty beefy and can take a hit, but as he can also attempt to communicate with the pony whether they're a Navy pony survivor or a Stalliongrader on patrol.
Hide: Kira meanwhile attempts to hide, using the cloud and water as cover.
[1d20+14 = (1+14) = 15] The approaching creature is recognizable as a pony. An earth pony. Yellow mane and tan coat, with a white uniform and blue and white striped undershirt beneath. It has a saddlebag and a revolver. It is speaking under its breath. It is trotting towards them. It almost seems to not notice them
>>179697300 feet, 200 feet, 100 feet...
It doesn't seem intent on making eye contact
>>179693Mr. Zeeb readies himself, standing just behind Silver to be ready if things go hairy.
>>179699Well that's odd, but Dust has seen odder, does it look like the pony will get closer?
>>179699It's a long shot, but can Silver tell what language the pony is speaking in?
>>179700Yes. Yes it does.
It continues trotting closer, and speaking
>>179701Roll Listen
>>179699>It doesn't seem intent on making eye contactHe only needs to be within 30 ft and not actively averting his eyes... Fog might interfere though.
>white uniform and blue and white striped undershirt beneath. It has a saddlebag and a revolver. It is speaking under its breathDo we recognize this uniform? Is it one of our Marines?
Posey gets cocky and steps forward, ahead of the party.
It comes closer. within 40 feet. It's eyes dart around. It has to have seen them
>>179705Mostly it's unintelligible, but one word sounds Severyanan
>>179704This odd kind of sound like being underwater dominates
>>179703Posey has stared at a decent number of New Mareland Navy and Naval Air service uniforms and has not seen a striped undershirt nor white uniform.
If it isn't clear: Everyone (except presumably Brie) is on the beach. The runner is coming along the beach, approaching from the left
>>179706Silver speaks up, in his native Severyanan tongue (translated for reader comprehension): "
Hello, friend! Fine evening, isn't it!"
>>179706Dust decides he doesn't like where this is going. To run like that you're either running from something, or to hunt something.
He taps his flail to the earth, and mutters something obscured by the waves and his flail, but the gem in the end glows. Ponies paying attention can see a small ripple travel in the ground from Dust to the runner, before the runner seems to sink a little in the ground.
Soften Earth and Stone on wet ground, making it basically worse quicksand. Reflex save [DC 16] or stuck for 1d2 rounds.
>>179709Spoken quickly, it's eyes dart to Silver
"Новые пони? Новые существа. Творение. Является ли это его творением? Нет."
Silver's ears, and his alone, hear:
"New ponies? New creatures. A creation. Is that creation his? It is not."
[1d20-1 = (20-1) = 19] >>179710>>179711The creature jumps over Defiant's trap, and towards the party
REEEEEE STOP CLEARING MY NAME>>179712Fug, that jump means he ain't being slowed either. Dust drops into what is clearly an offense stance, ready to whack a pone
>>179706>>179712Posey attempts to charm the newcomer, now that he's in reach.
She puffs out her fluffy chest and hits him with her irresistible gaze.
>>179711Silver: "
A creation? I'm afraid I don't quite understand. My name is Silver Sword, friend. May I ask what you are doing here, on such a lonely, distant island?"
Kira decides it's probably best to hide behind the rest of the party. Silver meanwhile does
not show an outwardly hostile or cautious demeanor.
It comes even closer. Soon, it will touch
>>179714>>179717It seems oddly disinterested in Posey. Disinterested in an abnormal way.
>>179715"[unintelligible] Who are you? [unintelligible] The Commissar sent more."
>>179718This isn't how gaze attacks are supposed to work... Reeeeee!
>Disinterested in an abnormal way.I will not be ignored.
Rolling perform (weapon drill) to flourish my halberd and draw attention to myself.
[1d20+8 = (1+8) = 9]Also readying it to strike him if he gets too close.
>>179719Why do I keep rolling 1s today?
>>179718Silver lights up his horn. While the strange pony can't see it, a blue glow forms around the grip of his greatsword.
Silver: "
I'm afraid you misunderstand me, friend. Who are you, and what are you doing here?"
Kira, meanwhile, keeps an ear and an eye out for any additional approaching creatures as this happens.
Spot:
[1d20+8 = (13+8) = 21]Listen:
[1d20+8 = (20+8) = 28]>>179720I sense a great evil about this pony...
>>179719>>179720>This isn't how gaze attacks workI mean that Posey doesn't see it react to her, and the way in which it does not react to her is not normal for a pony to not react.
>>179721"You are non-compliant? [unintelligible] The commissar is treacherous. [cyka blyat]."
Kira does not hear additional creatures, at least nearby. This one is alone.
>>179719Posey hits the ground with the halberd, and it falls out of hoof/magic
>>179722Posey scrambles to pick her weapon back up, readying it to defend herself should he get too close (10 ft).
>>179722Hmm...something is off about this pony? Can Silver see if he's carrying a radio?
>>179724It's impossible to know what is in that saddle bag of his, but he is not visibly wearing a radio, nor is it likely that one could fit in his saddle bag.
>>179722I would like to roll a knowledge check (free action), to see if there's anything monstrous about this pony
Religion (undead)
[1d20+11 = (7+11) = 18]Arcana (magical beast, construct, dragon)
[1d20+11 = (7+11) = 18]Dungeoneering (aberration)
[1d20+3 = (18+3) = 21]Planes (outsider)
[1d20+3 = (8+3) = 11]Local (humanoid)
[1d20+3 = (3+3) = 6]Nature (monstrous humanoid, giant, fey)
[1d20+3 = (20+3) = 23] I think I should probably hold things here to give Garv, Tenebrous, and Brie a chance to respond
>>179727Can you at least tell me if I identify him as a monster?