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Occupied Equestria - Winter Winds
Anonymous
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No.171000
Continuing
1621 replies and 217 files omitted.
Anonymous
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No.172524
172525
>>172523
[1d20+3 = (17+3) = 20]
Anonymous
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No.172525
172527
>>172524
Looking carefully at the road in front of her, Posey can trace the tracks of her quarry:

Wider than the ruts left by carts and automobiles, Posey can see the ruts left behind by numerous larger, heavy equipment pulled by trucks or more likely ponies. These go forward and are accompanied by occasional stumps of cutdown trees close to the road, before it trails off to a fork on the left, running between a submerged section and dry ground.
Anonymous
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No.172527
172528
>>172525
"Off to a great start."
Posey follows the tracks.
Anonymous
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No.172528
172529 172591 172600
>>172527
Mason insists on Posey taking several tools with her, including a wrench.

Going left, Posey follows along an oddly slightly wider track. To the right is moss and leaf covered ground, but to her left is true swamp - a series of numerous cypress trees, some with leaves and some without, sticking out of the water. Exploded trees become more frequent, and Posey can guess that this isn't the work of simple lightning strikes. This continues for some hundreds of feet, until Posey comes across a break in the path and a break in the land to where there is a lake or river in between the break, with no cypresses growing in it. The distance isn't great, perhaps only something like 80 feet if that much, but there is a break in the path. Looking to the other side, either a wooden bridge has been blown out, or a dirt path, reinforced by wood, has been washed away. There is a wrecked wooden raft on the other side.
Anonymous
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No.172529
172530 172591
>>172528
>wrench
I was just thinking about that myself, lol.
>there is a break in the path
Okay, so I already gave Posey a phobia of running water...
So, is there any place where she can cross that isn't a river? A bog is fine, just not a river.
Anonymous
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No.172530
172531 172532
>>172529
Sounds like a dice roll
Anonymous
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No.172531
172532
>>172530
>luck rolls
God loves me
[1d20 = 8]
Anonymous
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No.172532
172591
>>172531
>>172530
I take it that doesn't pass.

Posey goes the long way around if she can. She walks along the bottom of the lake if she has to.
Anonymous
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No.172533
172591
What happens?
Silver "The Floof" Sword
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No.172534
172745
>>172521
Wordlessly, Silver ceases kissing Jubilosa...only to resume, this time planting a kiss on her neck, then one just a bit further down, and on and on he goes down her slender body.
Kubana "Nope Noodle" Kirafiki
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No.172535
172537
>>172521
Kira follows close behind, slithering in and eagerly looking around at the place of business.
Anonymous
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No.172537
172538
>>172535
Neela enters in, and Kira follows behind. Kira sees several shelves with numerous wonderous items. A plethora of watches, both for the wrist and pocket watches. Brooches, necklaces, pendants, peytrals, and fancy shoes.

Inside, there are two ponies. A white mare with a blue mane, and a brown stallion with a light yellow mane. Both appear to be earth ponies, although it's hard to tell with the mare as she immediately says "Ahhh!" and dives beneath the counter. The brown stallion is clearly taken aback as well.
Kubana "Nope Noodle" Kirafiki
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No.172538
172539
>>172537
Kira's eyes lock onto the adorable ponies. She doesn't know entirely why the mare dived beneath the counter, she doesn't mean them any harm and even if she did, a counter probably wouldn't stop her. Thankfully for them, Kira is a friendly lamia, who smiles and waves at them.

"Hello! I heard you buy valuables?"
Anonymous
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No.172539
172540
>>172538
>That counter won't save you from being strangled and eaten/Pinned to the wall by arrows
Kek

The brown stallion stays in place at the counter, his own eyes locked on Kira, and ears moved back. "What are you doing here?" He says quickly.
Kubana "Nope Noodle" Kirafiki
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No.172540
172541
>>172539
Kira continues to smile brightly, not put off by his so far negative reaction to her. She pulls out the sack full of treasures given to her by her mother.

"I have precious cultural artifacts and treasures to sell!"
Anonymous
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No.172541
172542
>>172540
He moves back slightly and takes a moment to reply, but then says
"We can't accept scavenged artifacts under the Antiquity Act..."
Kubana "Nope Noodle" Kirafiki
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No.172542
172543 172544
>>172541
"Oh, these aren't scavenged, these were given to me by my mother to trade for local currency. There's nothing wrong about them, I promise!"
Anonymous
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No.172543
172544 172545
>>172542
He looks over at her
[1d20 = 8]
Anonymous
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No.172544
172545
>>172542
>>172543
"We don't really allow exotic animals in here" He says
Kubana "Nope Noodle" Kirafiki
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No.172545
172547 172548
>>172543
flicks tongue curiously

>>172544
She looks at the stallion with big pony...err, lamia eyes.

"Pleeeeease, mister?"
Kubana "Nope Noodle" Kirafiki
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No.172546
172547 172548
[1d20-1 = (6-1) = 5]
Anonymous
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No.172547
172548 172549
>>172545
>>172546
"You may scare other customers'

Neela moves in, and says
"Why don't you see what she has to sell?"
[1d20+5 = (15+5) = 20]
Anonymous
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No.172548
172549
>>172547
>>172546
>>172545
He looks to Neela, then to Kira, and says
"Very well. What do you have?"
Kubana "Nope Noodle" Kirafiki
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No.172549
172550
>>172547
>>172548
Kira smiles gratefully at Neela, before slithering deftly into the store, being careful not to knock anything over and to bring her whole tail inside the shop as she makes her way to the counter. There, she opens the sack, and shows the stallion all of the artisan-crafted jewelry (that hadn't been given as gifts to the ponies at Customs), foreign coins of copper, silver, and gold, and (small) gold bar(s).

"I bring tiddings from foreign lands in distant Zebrica!"
Anonymous
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No.172550
172551 172552
>>172549
He looks down at it, clearly surprised.
"And you want to... sell these?"
Kubana "Nope Noodle" Kirafiki
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No.172551
172553 172554
>>172550
Kira nods vigorously, smiling friendly al the while.

"Yes please."
Kubana "Nope Noodle" Kirafiki
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No.172552
172553 172554
>>172550
"Notice the fine craftsnakeship in the jewelry, the details painstakingly working into the metal by the most skilled artisans and goldsmiths the Kuwinda Kwa Maua tribe has to offer!"
Anonymous
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No.172553
172554 172555
>>172551
>>172552
The mare pokes her head up, and looks at the small horde. The two ponies spend at least a couple minutes looking through it.
[1d20 = 18]
Anonymous
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No.172554
172555
>>172551
>>172552
>>172553
The stallion turns and looks up towards Kira
"I think we could do... 2400 bits for the lot"
Kubana "Nope Noodle" Kirafiki
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No.172555
172556 172558
>>172553
>>172554
Kira looks towards Neela, to see her reaction if it's a good deal or not.
Anonymous
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No.172556
172557 172558
>>172555
[1d20+3 = (18+3) = 21]
Kubana "Nope Noodle" Kirafiki
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No.172557
>>172556
more curious tongue flicks
Anonymous
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No.172558
172559
>>172555
>>172556
She whispers
"You could probably get a bit better than that, but they didn't lowball you either. It's not easy to sell."
Kubana "Nope Noodle" Kirafiki
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No.172559
172560
>>172558
Kira thinks for a moment with a "Hmmmmmm", before deciding that it's good enough, and looking back to the pair of ponies.

"Deal!"
Anonymous
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No.172560
172561
>>172559
Neela scrunches, but the stallion says
"Excellent, let me get cash." He starts to extend a hoof for a hoof shake, but them withdraws, and motions to the female to go to the backroom.
Kubana "Nope Noodle" Kirafiki
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No.172561
172562
>>172560
Let's roll Dexterity, to see if she can receive the hoofshake before he withdraws. Bonus points if she can manage it with the very end of her tail.

[1d20+3 = (19+3) = 22]
Anonymous
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No.172562
172563
>>172561
Kira grabs ahold of his hoof. This frightens the stallion, who seems to think that she is trying to pull him over the counter
Kubana "Nope Noodle" Kirafiki
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No.172563
172564
>>172562
No pulling, just an exceedingly friendly hoof(possibly tail)shake from an overly eager lamia who enjoys physical contact with ponies.

"Thank you so much!"
Anonymous
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No.172564
172565
>>172563
"Ahh!" The stallion braces himself against the base of the counter... to find that it's just a hoof shake. He looks up at her with a wide, toothy smile, and then shakes her tail in response.

"Thank you"

The mare comes back with a rather large amount of paper money, ans starts counting it out.
Kubana "Nope Noodle" Kirafiki
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No.172565
172566
>>172564
Kira looks with awe at the little paper notes as they're counted out like it's the most amazing thing in the world.

"Ponies use paper for currency?"
Anonymous
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No.172566
172567
>>172565
"Yes... We used to use coins primarily, but with the fascist occupation, we've switched to paper."
Kubana "Nope Noodle" Kirafiki
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No.172567
172568
>>172566
"Oooooo, neat! And these are just as good for spending as the old coins are?"
Anonymous
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No.172568
172569
>>172567
He breathes out, looking more clearly scared than at any point before. It must be a delayed reaction

"More-more or less. It's required to be accepted. Tell you what. Do you want some coins? Or maybe an item? On us."
Kubana "Nope Noodle" Kirafiki
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No.172569
172570
>>172568
"Oh, well, if you have some, they might be useful to have too." She attempts another friendly smile and relaxes her posture, to try to calm the pony down. "It's okay, I'm perfectly friendly. I wouldn't ever dare think about harming you. Sorry if I seem overly eager or aggressively friendly, I just...it's my first time being here in Equestria and seeing ponies, and you're all just so, so...cute! I love it and I'm having trouble keeping myself from giving you all just a big friendly hug."
Anonymous
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No.172570
172571
>>172569
He holds up a hoof
"That's okay, that's okay."
He looks around
"Uh, here's the bits." He hoofs them over
"And some coins as well." Moving them over one at a time with his hoof
"And, maybe if you want something small?"
He makes another wide, toothy smile with his ears down
Kubana "Nope Noodle" Kirafiki
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No.172571
>>172570
Kira looks around, and picks up a pocket watch. She knows vaguely what it is, and what it's purpose is, but it's the first time seeing one this up close. She seems mesmerized by the ticking of the second hand.

"Does this really tell you the time of day? No need for a sundial or nothing else? How much for it?"
Anonymous
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No.172572
172573
tick tick

It's a 12 hour clock, placing the time at near noon.

"Yes. Wind it periodically through the knob on the side. Consider it a gift for your sale."
Kubana "Nope Noodle" Kirafiki
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No.172573
172574
>>172572
She looks astonished at the stallion, before beaming a wide smile at him. Maybe the tales of friendship and harmony she heard about Equestria weren't all so wrong?

"Thank you! I'm going to recommend your store to everyone looking for nice things!"

She takes her new acquisitions - the pocket watch, the paper Bits, and the coins - and waves to the friendly if a bit scared ponies as she leaves the store, her tail trailing behind her keeping the door open for a short bit after she leaves.

That's one thing on her list done. Now she needs to find food, and a place to stay, possibly not in that order. She looks to Neela, once she joins Kira. "Are you hungry? Want something to eat?"
Anonymous
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No.172574
172575
>>172573
He smiles with that same, wide, teeth-showing smile that the ponies seem so fond of, lowers his head a little bit, and waves at her
"Thank you..."

Neela looks over towards Kira, giving her space as she slithers out of the store
"That went pretty well"

With Kira's question, she looks down, then back up
"Maybe?"
Kubana "Nope Noodle" Kirafiki
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No.172575
172576
>>172574
"I know! Thank you so much, Neela! I couldn't have done it without you!" With Neela's ambiguous answer to Kira's question, she nods to the deer. "Well, you're my guide to the city! Isn't Equestria one of those lands with the places you go to order food, already ready to eat? What do you call them?"