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>>171637And he misses like a chump
>>171637Alluring takes a dagger that evidently he had concealed in his jacket, and attempts to stab at Pup 1 with it
[1d20 = 17] >>171640>>171637I think even with his myriad negative modifiers, that hits
[1d4 = 3] >>171641Ngl, even though I have to murder him too, I'm low-key rooting for Alluring.
(If he evades then for the duration of the spell, they'll disappear).
Posey takes her next turn now.
She decides to charge into melee, confident in her powers. She flanks Luminous and bucks him with her Slam Attack.
[1d20+10 = (6+10) = 16]
>>171643And she misses, like an idiot, I stead of using a touch spell.
This is still part of my plan of pretending to be retarded, btw.
Pup 1 continues its assault
[1d20-2 = (17-2) = 15]
I think the way grappling works, he may only be able to attack once, at a -4 penalty.
>>171647He is rolling like a champ
>>171647>>171646Alluring is stronger than he looks
>>171643>>171644It's super effective. Not the attack. That meets another metalic "thump." Posey's plan to conceal her true power level.
The griffin turns to Posey, with an expression of genuine annoyance.
"
Arcturus, end this puppet!"
He raises his sword, and it glows stronger than before. He thrusts it into Posey
[1d20+13 = (20+13) = 33] Luminous can now attack the mage who exposed herself to melee range. She has less hit points than the big ooze.
>>171649Posey, unlike Pup 2,
is vulnerable to critical hits
[1d20+13 = (20+13) = 33] >>171649Ummm, does he have that one paladin gimmick that lets him crit undead? Because it would be really painful if he did?
Does the extra damage from Smite evil become multiplied by crits?
[1d8+10 = (7+10) = 17]
[1d8+10 = (6+10) = 16]
>>171656>Three quarters of my HP in one hitTop unf
Don't forget the bonus damage for holding a longsword two handed.
>>171658I didn't
Reminder that there is a door behind Posey
>>171659Posey is not running.
Posey craves the bitter sting of holy mana thrust I to the ugly black lump where her heart used to be.
Posey let's out a deranged cackle, leaning into the blade like a madmare
"Yes, yes, yes!"
Magical silver bypasses her dhampir DR, although she takes -2 because of her lich body.
Posey's fast Healing 1 kicks in now that she is below half health. As does her Masochism.
Does Luminous do anything else on his turn?
>>171660>Griffin uses a smite evil attack that double crits and causes 33 damagePosey: "Anything else?"
Nah, he's good. Save perhaps to yell a few words to express his frustration with the situation
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L4NsQYlmvZM >>171661"I'm gonna fuck myself with your wishbone once this is over~!" Posey swoons, as she coughs up a gout of congealed black blood.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=H9_xF4oh-_0Puppy 2 tries to land a blow. This time it's flanking.
[1d20+4 = (9+4) = 13][1d20+4 = (3+4) = 7] >>171662Posey's remark inspires a look of horror on the griffin's face
You know, she could have treated him like she did August...Actually, why not? Hunting Paladins is a game anywaysThe tentacles don't quite seem make their mark
heh against the metalic armor under his increasingly worn leather jacket.
>>171662And he misses
Okay, Posey's turn.
Posey uses an attack that's badly written enough to basically be a suicide bomb for any non-undead Dread Necromancer: Negative Energy Burst. Her bloodline levels give her a nice boost.
All creatures within 5 ft of her, which should sadly affect her puppy, take diceroll of negative energy damage, although Posey heals the same amount, +1 from her fast healing.
Also, due to masochism, this attack deals +2 damage this round
[6d4+1 = (14+1) = 15]DC 17 Will save for half
>>171663>Treated him like AugustI wanted to actually kill a paladin this time.
>>171664Oh wait, I forgot about Alluring. He should probably try to escape.
Posey's action remains the same, whatever he does, unless it so.ehow prevents her from doing so.
>>171662I meant that Posey could have toyed around with him first by having sex with him, and hopefully finding out more information. She's still kill him[1d20+5 = (20+5) = 25]Alluring attempts to wrestle free
[1d20+1 = (6+1) = 7] >>171666Satan appears to be in the Paladin's side this time. Posey's horniness must've been a turnoff.
I guess this is an opposed grapple
[1d20+7 = (1+7) = 8] >>171667Huh, look at that. The puppy rolls a 1
>>171668>>171667I think... that means... He's free!
Oh yeah, puppy 2 needs to roll a save vs negative energy.
[1d20-4 = (6-4) = 2]
>>171669Yep.
Actually, die to its space and reach, Puppy #1 might also be affected by Posey's burst of darkness
[1d20-4 = (2-4) = -2] >>171671>>171670Both puppies take severe damage.
Posey is healed to 25 HP, which deactivates her Fast Healing.
Posey takes a 5 ft step back. This forfeits her move action.
With Alluring being slightly further away now, Puppy #1 mindlessly focuses its attention on Luminous.
It doesn't flank because it lacks the intelligence to use tactics.
[1d20+2 = (17+2) = 19]
[1d20+2 = (10+2) = 12]
>>171675Also opposed grapple, I guess.
>>171677He is grappled by the crawler.
It should be his turn now though.
Oh, wait, Posey's puppies should be disappearing after this round...
"Grrr!" He presses his beak down
"Arcturus! End it."
He makes a slicing stroke
[1d20+12 = (6+12) = 18]
>>171680Is he attacking Posey, or the crawler?
Idk if he can use a sword while grappled in this circumstance, but the grapple rules always confuse me...
Whatever happens, puppy #2 does it's same mindless attack it did last turn. No longer flanking
[1d20+2 = (6+2) = 8]
[1d20+2 = (10+2) = 12]
Alluring should be able to move after the crawler. He should be careful, since he's still in AoO range. Withdraw action is always on the table though.
I have come to the realization that Posey has actually done very little damage to her target so far.
She is merely pretending to be retarded though.
GM, are you still there? I'm alright with pausing if you want. Posey is at 25 HP, and her spell is about to expire.
GM, it is almost 1:00 AM for me on a weekday. If you're tired, I think we could pause it here.
>>171681I think that's right
as I think that attack would have failed anyways. I think that Posey is too far away for most of his attacks. He's too far away to touch Posey, or to touch Alluring. So he touches himself
No. Not like thatAnd says "Arcturus, give me the health to continue the fight"
And casts Cure Light Wounds on himself
[1d8+1 = (2+1) = 3]"Alluring!" He looks to his cousin
"Get out of here! Go out and sin no more. Find Jungle Dark. He won't believe in dark sorcerers, but if you tell him the building is crawling with elves, he'll know what to do. Don't came back in if I don't come out."
>>171685Sure
>>171687>crawling with elvesPlease tell me elves don't exist.
I need to know that before bed.