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Occupied Equestria - Winter Winds
Anonymous
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No.171000
Continuing
1621 replies and 213 files omitted.
Anonymous
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No.171639
>>171637
And he misses like a chump
Anonymous
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No.171640
171641
>>171637
Alluring takes a dagger that evidently he had concealed in his jacket, and attempts to stab at Pup 1 with it
[1d20 = 17]
Anonymous
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No.171641
171642
>>171640
>>171637
I think even with his myriad negative modifiers, that hits
[1d4 = 3]
Anonymous
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No.171642
>>171641
Ngl, even though I have to murder him too, I'm low-key rooting for Alluring.
(If he evades then for the duration of the spell, they'll disappear).
Anonymous
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No.171643
171644 171649
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Posey takes her next turn now.
She decides to charge into melee, confident in her powers. She flanks Luminous and bucks him with her Slam Attack.
[1d20+10 = (6+10) = 16]
Anonymous
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No.171644
171649
>>171643
And she misses, like an idiot, I stead of using a touch spell.
This is still part of my plan of pretending to be retarded, btw.
Anonymous
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No.171645
171646
Pup 1 continues its assault
[1d20-2 = (17-2) = 15]
I think the way grappling works, he may only be able to attack once, at a -4 penalty.
Anonymous
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No.171646
171647 171649
>>171645
That should hit
[2d6 = 5] plus save vs nausea
Anonymous
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No.171647
171648 171649
>>171646
[1d20+3 = (14+3) = 17]
Anonymous
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No.171648
>>171647
He is rolling like a champ
Anonymous
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No.171649
171651 171652
>>171647
>>171646
Alluring is stronger than he looks

>>171643
>>171644
It's super effective. Not the attack. That meets another metalic "thump." Posey's plan to conceal her true power level.

The griffin turns to Posey, with an expression of genuine annoyance.

"Arcturus, end this puppet!"
He raises his sword, and it glows stronger than before. He thrusts it into Posey

[1d20+13 = (20+13) = 33]
Anonymous
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No.171650
Luminous can now attack the mage who exposed herself to melee range. She has less hit points than the big ooze.
Anonymous
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No.171651
171653
>>171649
Posey, unlike Pup 2, is vulnerable to critical hits

[1d20+13 = (20+13) = 33]
Anonymous
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No.171652
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>>171649
Ummm, does he have that one paladin gimmick that lets him crit undead? Because it would be really painful if he did?
Anonymous
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No.171653
>>171651
Oh
Fuck
Anonymous
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No.171654
171655
Does the extra damage from Smite evil become multiplied by crits?
Anonymous
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No.171655
>>171654
Yes.
Anonymous
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No.171656
171657 171658
[1d8+10 = (7+10) = 17]
[1d8+10 = (6+10) = 16]
Anonymous
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No.171657
>>171656
Hmmm...
Anonymous
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No.171658
171659
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>>171656
>Three quarters of my HP in one hit
Top unf
Don't forget the bonus damage for holding a longsword two handed.
Anonymous
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No.171659
171660
>>171658
I didn't

Reminder that there is a door behind Posey
Anonymous
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No.171660
171661
>>171659
Posey is not running.
Posey craves the bitter sting of holy mana thrust I to the ugly black lump where her heart used to be.
Posey let's out a deranged cackle, leaning into the blade like a madmare
"Yes, yes, yes!"

Magical silver bypasses her dhampir DR, although she takes -2 because of her lich body.

Posey's fast Healing 1 kicks in now that she is below half health. As does her Masochism.

Does Luminous do anything else on his turn?
Anonymous
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No.171661
171662
>>171660
>Griffin uses a smite evil attack that double crits and causes 33 damage
Posey: "Anything else?"

Nah, he's good. Save perhaps to yell a few words to express his frustration with the situation
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L4NsQYlmvZM
Anonymous
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No.171662
171663 171664 171666
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>>171661
"I'm gonna fuck myself with your wishbone once this is over~!" Posey swoons, as she coughs up a gout of congealed black blood.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=H9_xF4oh-_0

Puppy 2 tries to land a blow. This time it's flanking.
[1d20+4 = (9+4) = 13]
[1d20+4 = (3+4) = 7]
Anonymous
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No.171663
171664
>>171662
Posey's remark inspires a look of horror on the griffin's face

You know, she could have treated him like she did August...
Actually, why not? Hunting Paladins is a game anyways

The tentacles don't quite seem make their mark heh against the metalic armor under his increasingly worn leather jacket.
Anonymous
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No.171664
171665
>>171662
And he misses

Okay, Posey's turn.
Posey uses an attack that's badly written enough to basically be a suicide bomb for any non-undead Dread Necromancer: Negative Energy Burst. Her bloodline levels give her a nice boost.
All creatures within 5 ft of her, which should sadly affect her puppy, take diceroll of negative energy damage, although Posey heals the same amount, +1 from her fast healing.
Also, due to masochism, this attack deals +2 damage this round
[6d4+1 = (14+1) = 15]
DC 17 Will save for half
>>171663
>Treated him like August
I wanted to actually kill a paladin this time.
Anonymous
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No.171665
>>171664
Oh wait, I forgot about Alluring. He should probably try to escape.
Posey's action remains the same, whatever he does, unless it so.ehow prevents her from doing so.
Anonymous
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No.171666
171667
>>171662
I meant that Posey could have toyed around with him first by having sex with him, and hopefully finding out more information. She's still kill him

[1d20+5 = (20+5) = 25]

Alluring attempts to wrestle free
[1d20+1 = (6+1) = 7]
Anonymous
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No.171667
171668 171669
>>171666
Satan appears to be in the Paladin's side this time. Posey's horniness must've been a turnoff.
I guess this is an opposed grapple
[1d20+7 = (1+7) = 8]
Anonymous
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No.171668
171669
>>171667
Huh, look at that. The puppy rolls a 1
Anonymous
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No.171669
171671
>>171668
>>171667
I think... that means... He's free!
Anonymous
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No.171670
171672
Oh yeah, puppy 2 needs to roll a save vs negative energy.
[1d20-4 = (6-4) = 2]
Anonymous
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No.171671
171672
>>171669
Yep.
Actually, die to its space and reach, Puppy #1 might also be affected by Posey's burst of darkness
[1d20-4 = (2-4) = -2]
Anonymous
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No.171672
>>171671
>>171670
Both puppies take severe damage.
Posey is healed to 25 HP, which deactivates her Fast Healing.

Posey takes a 5 ft step back. This forfeits her move action.
Anonymous
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No.171673
171674 171675
With Alluring being slightly further away now, Puppy #1 mindlessly focuses its attention on Luminous.
It doesn't flank because it lacks the intelligence to use tactics.
[1d20+2 = (17+2) = 19]
[1d20+2 = (10+2) = 12]
Anonymous
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No.171674
>>171673
At last - one hit
Anonymous
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No.171675
171676 171677
>>171673
Hey, a hit!
Damage
[2d6 = 9]
And grapple
[1d20+7 = (11+7) = 18]
Roll will save vs Nausea
Anonymous
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No.171676
>>171675
Also opposed grapple, I guess.
Anonymous
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No.171677
171678
>>171675
Opposed Grapple:
[1d20+7 = (3+7) = 10]

Will Save
[1d20+3 = (14+3) = 17]
Anonymous
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No.171678
>>171677
He is grappled by the crawler.
It should be his turn now though.
Anonymous
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No.171679
Oh, wait, Posey's puppies should be disappearing after this round...
Anonymous
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No.171680
171681
"Grrr!" He presses his beak down

"Arcturus! End it."

He makes a slicing stroke
[1d20+12 = (6+12) = 18]
Anonymous
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No.171681
171687
>>171680
Is he attacking Posey, or the crawler?
Idk if he can use a sword while grappled in this circumstance, but the grapple rules always confuse me...
Anonymous
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No.171682
171683
Whatever happens, puppy #2 does it's same mindless attack it did last turn. No longer flanking
[1d20+2 = (6+2) = 8]
[1d20+2 = (10+2) = 12]
Anonymous
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No.171683
>>171682
And it misses
Anonymous
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No.171684
Alluring should be able to move after the crawler. He should be careful, since he's still in AoO range. Withdraw action is always on the table though.
Anonymous
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No.171685
171687
I have come to the realization that Posey has actually done very little damage to her target so far.
She is merely pretending to be retarded though.

GM, are you still there? I'm alright with pausing if you want. Posey is at 25 HP, and her spell is about to expire.
Anonymous
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No.171686
GM, it is almost 1:00 AM for me on a weekday. If you're tired, I think we could pause it here.
Anonymous
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No.171687
171688 171690 171694
>>171681
I think that's right as I think that attack would have failed anyways. I think that Posey is too far away for most of his attacks. He's too far away to touch Posey, or to touch Alluring. So he touches himself No. Not like that

And says "Arcturus, give me the health to continue the fight"
And casts Cure Light Wounds on himself
[1d8+1 = (2+1) = 3]

"Alluring!" He looks to his cousin
"Get out of here! Go out and sin no more. Find Jungle Dark. He won't believe in dark sorcerers, but if you tell him the building is crawling with elves, he'll know what to do. Don't came back in if I don't come out."

>>171685
Sure
Anonymous
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No.171688
171689
>>171687
>crawling with elves
Please tell me elves don't exist.
I need to know that before bed.