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Occupied Equestria: Cabin in the Woods
GwXVL
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No.109000
109002 109005 109009
This week, in "Occupied Equestria":

Wondering through through the Changeling lands at night on the road between Bales and Whinnyapolis, Onyx, Brie, and Spark have stumbled upon a set of farm ponies trying to hide their cattle in the forest, away from their changeling occupiers. While rescuing a cow, Onyx and Brie have taken heavy damage, and so they followed them to the cabin of a local woodspony. But they found the woodspony and a farmer replaced by changelings, and after a skirmish are alone and wounded in the cabin in the woods.

Over in Baltimare, Dark Star has decided to give up his life as Dark Star, the Earth Pony farm colt, to become Tyrel Jackson, or "Gold Chains," a zebra and aspiring rap artist. Through the magic of Valmorification, it is possible. Iron is freaking out after possibly having received a message from God herself. That, and his usual social awkwardness. Silver is cashing out on a long standing set of projects, and is readying himself for the next phase
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Anonymous
PEPEO
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No.109422
109423 109424
>>109421
"They're alive."
Onyx finds the sofa and lies down
"Damn bugs and their drain."
Anonymous
CAN5+
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No.109423
109425
>>109422
Onyx is tired, and the grey colt (he was bright red before) comes before Onyx
“Will they be okay? Are we safe?”

He looks at onyx suspiciously
Shimmering Spark
PCEqp
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No.109424
109425 109426
>>109422
"Make sure they stay warm. I'm going to get the prisoners."
>>109421
Spark goes back outside and walks up to the bugs.
"You."
He points at them.
"Inside."
He points to the door.
Anonymous
PEPEO
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No.109425
109426
>>109423
"Safe? Hardly. As long as those bucking bugs are allowed to roam Equestria nopony is safe"
Any sparkle in Onyx's coat is gone, as his eyes slowly turn more grey. His voice is filled with anger.
"Okay? Yeah probably"
>>109424
"Whatever"
He slowly gets up and rolls them towards the fireplace.
Anonymous
CAN5+
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No.109426
109427 109428
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>>109424
They blink with sideways eye lids

>>109425
“Be careful with them! Those are my friends” Ruby says
Anonymous
PEPEO
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No.109427
>>109426
"Yeah yeah"
He moves them a bit gentler before flopping himself back on the couch.
Shimmering Spark
PCEqp
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No.109428
109429
>>109426
Spark sighs, but continues to try to comunicate.
"You."
He points to them.
"Go."
He points to his hooves and walks towards the door a few paces.
"Inside."
He points to the door.
Anonymous
CAN5+
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No.109429
109430
>>109428
They are cautious, but come closer, and ever closer to the door to come inside. One is bleeding it’s blue blood, the other has serious burn marks with an almost destroyed uniform
PCEqp
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No.109430
109431 109432 109433
[1d20 = 2]
>>109429
Spark leans them in and guides them away from the ponies. He then bandages up the bleeding one.
Rolling Wisdom
Shimmering Spark
PCEqp
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No.109431
>>109430
Fuck. Damn changeling biology being different from ponies and all...
CAN5+
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No.109432
109434 109436
[1d20+3 = 9]
>>109430
“HISS!”

It bites Spark with its fangs
Anonymous
CAN5+
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No.109433
109436
>>109430
Another issue. All of the ponies are in the central room next to the fire place. Where even to put the changelings that won’t spook the ponies?
Anonymous
PEPEO
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No.109434
109438
>>109432
Rood of the damn bug
"Oh look,it bites the hoof that tries to heal it. Shocking"
PCEqp
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No.109436
109437
[1d20 = 8]
>>109432
"OW! Sorry! I'm trying to patch you up damn it!"
Spark tries again.
>>109433
Well, are there any other rooms, or is this a one room cabin?
Anonymous
CAN5+
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No.109437
109438
>>109436
It’s small. There is a separate bedroom, and an attacked kitchen
Shimmering Spark
PCEqp
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No.109438
109439 109440
>>109437
Assuming the bandage is now applied, Spark leads them into the bedroom.
>>109434
"Hey Onyx! Put a sticky note on Brie's head saying we need a translator!"
Anonymous
PEPEO
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No.109439
109441
>>109438
"Fine!"
Onyx writes a colorful note about needing a translator, and not-so-gently attaches it to the bat's face.
Anonymous
CAN5+
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No.109440
109441
>>109438
So... the petrified ponies are just lying on the floor?
Shimmering Spark
PCEqp
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No.109441
109442 109443
>>109440
Hey! They get to be by the fire.
>>109439
"Now, if you can help move this bed into the living room, that will be very kind of you."
Anonymous
PEPEO
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No.109442
109444
>>109441
"Fine"
Onyx snorts in an annoyed manner as he helps spark move the bed.
Anonymous
CAN5+
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No.109443
109444
>>109441
The changelings are directed to the more cold room while the ponies are left lying on the wooden floor. But what then?
Shimmering Spark
PCEqp
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No.109444
109445 109446
>>109443
They are getting a bed.

>>109442
"I'm going to keep an eye on them. Don't anypony run off."

Spark locks the door once the bed is moved.
Anonymous
PEPEO
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No.109445
109448
>>109444
"Oh I don't think that's a problem. But I'll watch them"
Anonymous
CAN5+
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No.109446
109447
>>109444
Locking the door is not really possible, with no key. Spark has moved, what? One bed? He needs more beds and blankets
Shimmering Spark
PCEqp
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No.109447
109448
>>109446
Now you are just being picky. Please don't make me have to declare actions for moving each bed and blanket or we will be here all night.
Anonymous
CAN5+
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No.109448
109449
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>>109447

>>109445
Well, Onyx has not one, not two, but three unconscious almost dead ponies lying on the floor below him, a very drained and scared colt who is still partly freaking out about the whole situation, two vampire soldiers placed in the next bedroom, and less than a quarter of a bottle of vodka left.

How does it feel, and what does Onyx do next?

Anonymous
BrSUO
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No.109449
109450
>>109448
The true NPC limiter! Leadership peeps hate this amazing tip
Anonymous
CAN5+
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No.109450
109451
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>>109449
*poke*
Anonymous
BrSUO
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No.109451
109452
>>109450
That image is horrifying
Hi GMo!
How's it going?
Anonymous
CAN5+
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No.109452
109453 109454
>>109451
Okay

Now, I need to figure out what exactly is going on with all of the NPCs in the cabin, as well as actually bother to write up the third and most important part of the 34 Hoebuck dossier
Anonymous
BrSUO
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No.109453
>>109452
Good!

It shouldn't be too hard, I think. Only time consuming. Be sure to jot it down somewhere, or have a little map of the place to make things easier later on
Silver "The Floof" Sword
hlA55
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No.109454
109455
>>109452
That would help very much.
Also, *poke*
Anonymous
eZiid
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No.109455
109456 109460
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>>109454
*does not like being poked back*

I’ll see what I can type up during periods of downtime
Drove out to a JP court for two bench trials on speeding tickets. First guy pleas out, get ready for the second one and worry about it... when the guy shows up, he explains he just wanted to ask the judge a question, and pleas out
Anonymous
Ql0hZ
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No.109456
>>109455
Don't multitask too much.
It can get pretty heavy on your nerves.
The spoilers sounds like it could be part of a comedy movie
DS
LwPlO
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No.109460
109461
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>>109455

Anonymous
e4mkO
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No.109461
109462
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>>109460
Hello.

I think that Blue Skies has been sitting next to Dark Star this entire time, but has not been hugged or cuddled even once
DS
LwPlO
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No.109462
109463
>>109461
Dark Star gives her a Big Hug.
Anonymous
e4mkO
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No.109463
109464 109465
>>109462
*poner is hugged*

She’s even softer than usual, although her lavender smell has been replaced with that of a tropical fruit
Anonymous
BzyeT
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No.109464
109466
>>109463
Smelling like bananas

DS
LwPlO
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No.109465
109473
>>109463
"Your Coat feels like silk."
He Smiles at her

Silver "The Floof" Sword
hlA55
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No.109466
109467
>>109464
Silver keeps his voice low as to not announce what he's saying to the world. Or, in this case, the table. "So, Iron...any other details on this 'night of romance' you had with Cauldron?"
Anonymous
BrSUO
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No.109467
109468
>>109466
Iron looks at Silver questioningly.
"It was a bit... cramped. Not what you would call somehwere where you should do it."
Silver "The Floof" Sword
hlA55
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No.109468
109469
>>109467
"Not exactly what I have in mind, but alright. Was it like date? You two go to see movie or something like beforehoof?"
Anonymous
BrSUO
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No.109469
109471 109473
>>109468
His look changes to uncomfortable, really unsure of how much he should say.
"Well... you could say it was kind of like a date, sure. A... romantic walk on nature kind."
Silver "The Floof" Sword
hlA55
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No.109471
109472
>>109469
Silver nods. "That does indeed sound romantic. You know, you do not have to tell me if you do not want to. I do not want to make you uncomfortable, I was just curious."
Anonymous
BrSUO
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No.109472
109474
>>109471
Iron raises an eyebrow, not really believing him.
"Uh huh."
Your trust level with Iron is too low to go along this line of conversation.
Anonymous
MTfhm
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No.109473
109475 109477
>>109465
She smiles at him with her malign glee
“Thank you. Want to feel it some more?”

>>109469
Blue Skies looks skeptically at Iron as he advances his claims of sexual activity
Silver "The Floof" Sword
hlA55
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No.109474
109475 109477
>>109472
Silver takes another drink of whiskey, his last for the night. "Hmm. Well then...would you mind telling me bit about your tribe, where you came from?"
DS
LwPlO
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No.109475
109476 109477
>>109473
He Grins
"Of Course."
He Hugs her tighter
>>109474
"yea i've never really read any books on the native tribes before. i would be interested in that too."

Anonymous
NLLs2
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No.109476
109479
>>109475
*poner is hugged more*

She presses her head into him, closes her eyes, and smiles in his embrace