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Occupied Equestria: Cabin in the Woods
GwXVL
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No.109000
109002 109005 109009
This week, in "Occupied Equestria":

Wondering through through the Changeling lands at night on the road between Bales and Whinnyapolis, Onyx, Brie, and Spark have stumbled upon a set of farm ponies trying to hide their cattle in the forest, away from their changeling occupiers. While rescuing a cow, Onyx and Brie have taken heavy damage, and so they followed them to the cabin of a local woodspony. But they found the woodspony and a farmer replaced by changelings, and after a skirmish are alone and wounded in the cabin in the woods.

Over in Baltimare, Dark Star has decided to give up his life as Dark Star, the Earth Pony farm colt, to become Tyrel Jackson, or "Gold Chains," a zebra and aspiring rap artist. Through the magic of Valmorification, it is possible. Iron is freaking out after possibly having received a message from God herself. That, and his usual social awkwardness. Silver is cashing out on a long standing set of projects, and is readying himself for the next phase
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Anonymous
+elv4
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No.109002
109008
>>109000
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee?
Anonymous
4ZQY7
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No.109004
New thread you say?
DS
XwaLT
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No.109005
109008
Boop
>>109000
>>108977 →
He opens the door and steps out then he helps blue out.
He walks up to the passenger side window and pays the cabby
Anonymous
CAN5+
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No.109008
109010 109011 109014 109018
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>>109002
EEEEEEEE!

I don't know how much time you have now or later, but Brie can either stay with the group in this little excursion, or poof ahead

>>108995 →
If there is a washtub out here, it is not located inside of the cabin

>>108982 →
Silver follows Glass Horizons to the bank, where there is an awkward session of Glass Horizon trying to withdraw cash, the teller trying to tell him that exchange for coin is not available, and ultimately what seems to be an exchange of a bribe

>>109005
5 bits and paid. Blue Skies steps out like a lady. They go into the tavern
Silver "The Floof" Sword
hlA55
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No.109009
>>109000
I always love new bread, fresh from the oven.
Silver "The Floof" Sword
hlA55
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No.109010
109012
>>109008
If Silver knew it would be that much of a hassle for the pony, he would have relented on the matter of coins, but since it's already this far into it, he waits patiently.
Anonymous
+elv4
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No.109011
109012
>>109008
Group? Excursion? Explain your smolness
Anonymous
CAN5+
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No.109012
109015
>>109011
Onyx and Spark followed Ruby to the meadow and the cabin where ruby said they would meet Dawson. They found "dawson" and "red wine," but they turned out to be recently replaced changelings. They killed them, and took the unconscious Ruby into the cabin, as well as are trying to heal. Brie can either participate in this, or cut ahead

>>109010
"They are reluctant to exchange coins on a 1 for 1 basis" he confides to Silver
Anonymous
4ZQY7
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No.109014
109016
>>109008
Onyx is just content with a swig of vodka then, noting to ask Spark for help when he gets the chance
Silver "The Floof" Sword
hlA55
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No.109015
109016
>>109012
Silver gives him a confused look. "I do not understand why coins have become so valuable all of sudden...anyways, it is not big issue if you can not provide coins, not so much that I would want to inconvenience you."
Anonymous
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No.109016
109017 109023
Big_Mac_sweating_S4E14.png
>>109015
>Am so tempted to explain the macroeconomics behind it
"No, we can get some coins"
He goes back to haggling

>>109014
Now what does Onyx need?
Silver "The Floof" Sword
hlA55
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No.109017
109019
>>109016
Silver's unsure if him trying to assist in the haggle would help or hinder Glass Horizon's efforts, considering his rather dull, dirt tongue.
DS
XwaLT
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No.109018
109019
>>109008
He Walks to glimmering glass. and takes a seat on one of the stools.

Anonymous
CAN5+
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No.109019
109021 109029 109063
>>108978 →
Seeing as he is inside of a small apartment he would either run into a wall, run into the kitchen, or run into the front door

>>109018
Glimmering glass stares at him

>>109017
After more math, Glass Horizon eventually comes up with 1000 bits
Silver "The Floof" Sword
hlA55
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No.109021
109022
>>109019
You have to admire his perseverance. Silver nods and takes the Bits once they're offered. "Thank you."
Anonymous
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No.109022
109024
>>109021
Now, Silver has 1000 in coin in big bags, plus a number of paper notes issued from more than one bank, East Equestrian notes, and what seems to be bond papers
Anonymous
f9ISp
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No.109023
109025 109036
>>109016
Opioids.
Maybe some bandages.
Silver "The Floof" Sword
hlA55
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No.109024
109025
>>109022
Any specific breakdown on how much of each he has?
Anonymous
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No.109025
109026 109034 109052
>>109023
Uh.... This isn't quite MAGA country as you understand it. No opiods in the cabin

>>109024
Like a thousand of each, probably, maybe 3000 of that in Bonds
Silver "The Floof" Sword
hlA55
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No.109026
109027
>>109025
So, about 1,000 in coins, 3,000 in bonds, and 5,000 in notes?
Anonymous
CAN5+
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No.109027
109028
>>109026
Yes
Silver "The Floof" Sword
hlA55
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No.109028
109030
>>109027
Good to know.

Silver offers Glass another hoofshake. "It has been pleasure, Mr. Horizons."
DS
XwaLT
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No.109029
109030
>>109019
"How's it going mr.glass? business doing good?"
He asks cheerfully
Anonymous
CAN5+
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No.109030
109031 109033
>>109029
He narrows his eyes at him
"Sir, this is a Pony establishment"

>>109028
He shakes his hoof
"And thank you"
Silver "The Floof" Sword
hlA55
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No.109031
109032
>>109030
"Perhaps we may work together again in future."
Anonymous
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No.109032
109035
>>109031
"Well, let's wait and see where the future takes us. I hope I don't have to clear bombs and lichs for any future apartment buildings though..."
DS
XwaLT
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No.109033
109037
>>109030
He Shows his badge.
"Relax Glass, it's me Dark Star"
He Grins

Shimmering Spark
PCEqp
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No.109034
109036
>>109025
Spark searches around the cabin for supplies to help the injured ponies.
Silver "The Floof" Sword
hlA55
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No.109035
109036
>>109032
Silver throws his head back for a small laugh. "Let us hope, indeed. Again, it has been pleasure." Silver leaves the bank for the cathedral once again. He hopes he's not bothering Father Maren with how often he comes to him for help.
Anonymous
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No.109036
109038 109040
>>109034
>>109023
There is indeed one set of bandages, as well as iodine

>>109035
He does so. The cathedral is available again. There are no ponies lingering outside as there were earlier
Anonymous
CAN5+
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No.109037
109048
>>109033
"Dark Star?? The Hell are you doing looking like a Zebra?"
Shimmering Spark
PCEqp
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No.109038
109039
>>109036
He rushes over to tend to the ponies.
Anonymous
CAN5+
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No.109039
109042
>>109038
Inside of the cabin is an unconscious Ruby, Onyx, and Brie
Silver "The Floof" Sword
hlA55
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No.109040
109041
>>109036
Silver immediate begins to search for Father Maren. "Father? Are you here?"
Anonymous
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No.109041
109044
>>109040
He's in the back, looks like he was leaning back falling asleep
"Huh?"
He get's up, confused
"Oh. It's you again. You survived the Lich" he says
Shimmering Spark
PCEqp
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No.109042
109043
>>109039
Spark wishes he attended healing magic classes back at Canterlot. He attempts to patch up Onyx first.
Anonymous
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No.109043
109045
>>109042
Hmmm.... Roll Wisdom
Silver "The Floof" Sword
hlA55
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No.109044
109047
>>109041
Silver nods. "I would venture to guess that we successfully ended his undead life when we destroyed the phylactery. On that, I would like to make one more request for aid, or that you might point me towards those who can give it. There are lot of bodies in quarry and catacombs now that have not been given proper burials or rites. I was hoping you, or somepony you know, might be able to help me to rectify that, and perhaps give their souls some further peace in afterlife."
PCEqp
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No.109045
109046 109047
[1d20 = 20]
>>109043
Darn it.
Shimmering Spark
PCEqp
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No.109046
109047
>>109045
Nevermind.
Anonymous
CAN5+
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No.109047
109050
>>109045
>>109046
Well.... I think Spark bandaged Onyx up pretty well

>>109044
"Mass Interment? I guess we can do that. I'll ask Sundew about it"
DS
XwaLT
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No.109048
109049
>>109037
"It's for work."
He Grimaces
"i suggest you stay away from any docks for awhile."
Anonymous
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No.109049
109059
>>109048
".... May I ask why?" He continues cleaning a glass
Silver "The Floof" Sword
hlA55
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No.109050
109051
>>109047
Silver gives him a grateful smile. "Thank you. I do not relish thought of leaving their remains exposed to elements."
Anonymous
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No.109051
109053
>>109050
"Nor do I. Any corpse cursed to animation for centuries deserves a proper and respectful interment at the end of it"
Anonymous
K53Iv
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No.109052
109054
>>109025
Hey, you said need. Now what's in the cabin is different entirely.
Silver "The Floof" Sword
hlA55
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No.109053
109057
>>109051
He nods. "...It may seem odd of me to ask, but will that include Curwhinny himself? Even his remains deserve respectful treatment."
Shimmering Spark
PCEqp
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No.109054
109055
>>109052
"Feeling better now?"
Anonymous
K53Iv
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No.109055
109056 109057
>>109054
"Yeah, thanks Spark"
He nods before looking around
"How is Ruby doing?"
Shimmering Spark
PCEqp
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No.109056
>>109055
"Alive, but not moving. Can you keep an eye on him while I patch up our bat?"