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Occupied Equestria: Cabin in the Woods
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No.109000
109002 109005 109009
This week, in "Occupied Equestria":

Wondering through through the Changeling lands at night on the road between Bales and Whinnyapolis, Onyx, Brie, and Spark have stumbled upon a set of farm ponies trying to hide their cattle in the forest, away from their changeling occupiers. While rescuing a cow, Onyx and Brie have taken heavy damage, and so they followed them to the cabin of a local woodspony. But they found the woodspony and a farmer replaced by changelings, and after a skirmish are alone and wounded in the cabin in the woods.

Over in Baltimare, Dark Star has decided to give up his life as Dark Star, the Earth Pony farm colt, to become Tyrel Jackson, or "Gold Chains," a zebra and aspiring rap artist. Through the magic of Valmorification, it is possible. Iron is freaking out after possibly having received a message from God herself. That, and his usual social awkwardness. Silver is cashing out on a long standing set of projects, and is readying himself for the next phase
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Anonymous
BrSUO
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No.110950
110956
>>110949
Iron is confused about Skies' current feelings.
(Did she agree to pay for anything or my lack of bit pouch threw her off?)
Silver "The Floof" Sword
hlA55
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No.110951
110952
>>110947
Silver sighs after a couple silent seconds, not entirely believing him, but placing a big roll of notes in Iron's hoof totalling 3,050 Bits anyways. "No pouch, sorry."
Anonymous
BrSUO
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No.110952
110954
>>110951
Iron is a bit surprised.
"It is not 3050 each, you know."
DS
kzeFr
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No.110953
110957
>>110947
"Forget the 2 cats grace potions."

Silver "The Floof" Sword
hlA55
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No.110954
110957
>>110952
"I know. I am paying for it all."
Anonymous
CAN5+
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No.110956
110957
>>110950
"Sure.... there will totally be plenty of money in an abandoned church, a sweatshop and an old jail..."
Anonymous
BrSUO
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No.110957
110958 110959 110960
>>110953
He nods.
"Total is now reduced to 2450 bits."
>>110954
Iron, hearing Dark Star's claim, takes off 600 bits and passes it back to Silver, incredulous, taking the rest.
"If you say so, Silver."
>>110956
Iron is a bit deflated, but nevertheless is confident about his claims.
"I have a feeling."
He extends his neck upwards.
"Well! I have the money, now I got to pass it to the potion maker."
He stands up.
"Should we meet up here again and start the mission from here or do I join up at the mission location?"
Silver "The Floof" Sword
hlA55
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No.110958
>>110957
Silver pockets it. "I only hope these potions do not disappoint..."
DS
kzeFr
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No.110959
110960 110966
>>110957
"Lets meet up back here."
Silver "The Floof" Sword
hlA55
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No.110960
110961
>>110957
>>110959
"Or we could go with you to meet this Cauldron."
Anonymous
BrSUO
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No.110961
110962 110965 110966
>>110960
Iron is a bit uneasy.
"The meet up point is going to be a bit crowded with everypony."
(Aside from letting Cauldron see Skies and possibly recognizing her, maybe.)
But he points a hoof.
"I can let one of you come with, if you want to."
Feel free to insist if it's what everyone wants to do, including Ancaper.
Silver "The Floof" Sword
hlA55
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No.110962
110963 110965 110966 110967 110968
>>110961
"It would be far faster, easier, and simpler to keep everypony together. And, since we are counting on these potions, it would be nice to meet zebra making them."
Anonymous
CAN5+
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No.110963
110964 110968
>>110962
Did Iron say the potion maker is his would-be girlfriend?
Silver "The Floof" Sword
hlA55
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No.110964
>>110963
He told Silver, at least.
Anonymous
PEPEO
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No.110965
110966 110968
>>110961
That's Mr. AnCap to you.
"If you'd like I can come with you, but I understand if you'd prefer me to stay."
>>110962
"But Silver here makes a fair point."
Anonymous
CAN5+
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No.110966
110968
>>110961
>>110959
>>110962
>>110965
"I still don't see why you want a Zebra as a marefriend"
DS
kzeFr
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No.110967
110968 110969 110970 110973
>>110962
"I gotta run down to the weapon shop to pick up my bow. does anypony need anything while i'm headed that way?"
Anonymous
BrSUO
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No.110968
110969 110970 110973
>>110962
Iron hums in thought.
"I cannot. It would look too suspicious to get 6 ponies crowding a random zebra. You can come with, since your word is basically gospel, then we go back to this bar with the goods. Too many ponies at once could spook her into hiding."
He extends a hoof.
"What do you say, Silver?"
>>110963
I think he did some posts ago.
>>110965
Forgive me Sir Ancapon for my rude behaviour.
He nods.
"You can stay here."
>>110966
Knowing Skies isn't exactly a paragon of virtue, he simply looks at her knowingly.
"I do not blame you. None of them have wings as far as I know."
He chuckles.
"But she is worth it in my eyes."
>>110967
He shakes his head.
Silver "The Floof" Sword
hlA55
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No.110969
110971 110972
>>110967
"Hmm...well, if you are headed that way, I could use dagger, or shortsword. Something concealable. I will pay you back after."

>>110968
"If Star is going to split up anyways, then I suppose so." He shakes on it.
Anonymous
PEPEO
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No.110970
110972
>>110967
"I'm fine, thank you for offering."
>>110968
"That is fine"
Midnight takes a seat at the table
this is a violation of my NAP

DS
kzeFr
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No.110971
>>110969
"I'll get it taken care of. and don't worry about paying me back."
Anonymous
BrSUO
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No.110972
110973 110974
>>110969
He smiles.
"Excellent. You can carry your end of the money, then."
With that, the 2450 bits are passed back to Silver.
"Keep it safe."
He stands up, gesturing Silver to follow.
>>110970
Iron smiles, and says without a hint of irony.
"Good. You can compare wings with Skies while we are gone. She likes flying and wings."
Anonymous
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No.110973
110975 110977 110978 110982
>>110967
Skies rubs herself against Dark Star
"You could get me something..."

>>110968
Skies looks at Iron, still not quite understanding, but sort of backing off. She is hanging onto Dark Star, who entirely looks like a zebra

>>110972
Skies pulls out a single wing with her right foreleg, though her leg is not long enough to stretch it out all the way. As if to say "I win"
Silver "The Floof" Sword
hlA55
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No.110974
110975
>>110972
And thus, Silver does so, putting his life in the hooves of the crazy-haired native.
Anonymous
BrSUO
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No.110975
110976 110984
>>110973
Iron chuckles at her display.
"See you two later. I will be sure to get your potion, Skies."
(Sometimes, I have this feeling she is me in female form in a way.)
>>110974
>>110973
He then gestures Silver out and into The Watering Hole (TM)!
Silver "The Floof" Sword
hlA55
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No.110976
110977 110984
>>110975
That is quite the distance to travel. Silver looks at the building they enter. "Hmm...I think I have been here, before."
Anonymous
BrSUO
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No.110977
110979 110984
>>110976
Well yeah.
Iron stares at the building.
"Oh it is. A good thing she told me how to get here from the tavern or I would have been lost."
>>110973
He enters the building without worry.
(I wonder if she will appear right behind me or I should ask the barkeep for an audience with her because of the horned fellow. We shall see.)
DS
kzeFr
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No.110978
110984
>>110973
Dark Star smiles
"And what would you like?"
Silver "The Floof" Sword
hlA55
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No.110979
110980
>>110977
"So, where is your potionmaster zebra marefriend, exactly?"
Anonymous
BrSUO
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No.110980
110981
>>110979
He looks at Silver.
"She is quite the sneakster, so you will probably never see it coming. She might be about to poke your snout at this very second and you would not know it."
Silver "The Floof" Sword
hlA55
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No.110981
110983
>>110980
Silver rubs the tip of his snootendootle, half believing that what he says is going to come true.
Anonymous
PEPEO
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No.110982
110984
>>110973
Midnight's snoot scrunches and she flaps her bat wings out.
Anonymous
BrSUO
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No.110983
110985
>>110981
He chuckles.
"No need to be scared. She is quite gentle."
Anonymous
CAN5+
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No.110984
110985 110986 110987 110988 110989
Princess Glimmer.jpg
>>110978
"Oh, maybe a light cross bow... and a long knife. Like a very long knife... or even a short short..."
She rubs against him like a cat

>>110976
>>110977
From the outside, the Watering Hole is a wooden two story building in the center of a block of buildings, with several windows on the upper level and at least one boarded up, and a wooden patio roof that extends out from between the second floor and the first covering the entrance and the area closest to the building, and is propped up by a few wooden timbers. The door is partly open, and from within the simple unpainted wooden structure, a loud noise of music exudes - is that that dreadful Jazz - and a bussel of creatures comes in, out, and hangs around in the bar, talking loudly. Mostly ponies, with some other creatures. Going inside it is even louder and livelier, with a live band playing somewhere over in the back. There is a large, burly Diamond Dog with a spiked collar on his neck, drinking a big mug of beer alongside some spotted grey and black earth pony with spiked hair

No Cauldron yet

>>110982
Skies scrunches her nose, and raises her wings in full from tip to tip. Glorious Azure White Feathers that have some kind of oil or conditioner placed on them very recently

>>110975
That would explain why the two can't stand each other...
Silver "The Floof" Sword
hlA55
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No.110985
110987 110988
>>110983
>>110984
Still, Silver looks around him for the mystery zeeb, as well as taking note of the various sights and sounds around him. "So, Jazz, huh? This kind of music they play here?"
DS
kzeFr
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No.110986
110987
>>110984
"That i can do."
He hugs her
"i better get going now."
Anonymous
CAN5+
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No.110987
110990 110991
>>110984
No, Skies does not scrunch her nose. She gives an innocuous look like in the pic

>>110985
It's with the instruments of Jazz, to be sure. Almost like what you'd hear in a far away desert cantina

>>110986
*poner is hugged*
Anonymous
BrSUO
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No.110988
110991 110992
>>110985
>>110984
He gleefully takes in the admittedly more advanced music in store for him, slightly walking on the beat.
"Is this what it is called? Some exotic name."
He ponders for a bit.
(I think I have seen those two before.)
He approaches the Diamond and Pony duo, turning stoic.
"Have you seen Black Cauldron around?"
Anonymous
PEPEO
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No.110989
110992
>>110984
"Oh bite me..."
Midnight crosses her hooves and stares angrily at the pegasus.
DS
kzeFr
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No.110990
110992
>>110987
He heads to the weapon shop via taxi
Silver "The Floof" Sword
hlA55
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No.110991
>>110987
>>110988
"Yes, I suppose 'exotic' is term for it..." He watches from the sidelines as Iron apparently chats with some friends of his...or co-workers, if his stoic expression is anything to go off of.
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No.110992
110993 110995 110996
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>>110988
The Pony and the Diamond Dog turn around, and look almost offended that Iron would come up to them
"Who are you, native?" asks the large, burly diamond dog in a voice that seems to belong to smaller creature

>>110989
Skies looks back at the web-winged pony with her wings still spread proudly, tilts her head down slightly, then gives a grin that seems a bit malign
"Is biting the beginning of Courtship for you night ponies?"

>>110990
Uh.... which weapon shop does Dark Star shop at?
\r
Anonymous
BrSUO
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No.110993
111003
>>110992
Without skipping a beat, he answers with a still face.
"Iron."
(Seems they do not know me. I may have inadvertendly entered into a fight, unless word spread around of my deeds as a criminal or they know a pony who saw me and all that.)
Anonymous
PEPEO
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No.110995
110997
>>110992
"I, what? NO"
She looks flustered, and confused.
DS
kzeFr
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No.110996
110997
>>110992
the one he got his revolvers from
Anonymous
CAN5+
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No.110997
110998 110999 111001
>>110995
She laughs lightly, like a triumphant giggle, then switches subjects
"Tell me batty, what brought you along here?"

>>110996
Uh.... yeah... I completely remember who he bought his revolvers from more than half a year ago
Anonymous
BrSUO
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No.110998
>>110997
Now I'm getting spooped.
DS
kzeFr
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No.110999
111003
>>110997
i remember it just as well as you then
Anonymous
PEPEO
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No.111001
111003
>>110997
"A job and a desire to help other ponies. What brought you here if I might be so bold?"
Anonymous
BrSUO
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No.111006
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