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Occupied Equestria: Cabin in the Woods
GwXVL
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No.109000
109002 109005 109009
This week, in "Occupied Equestria":

Wondering through through the Changeling lands at night on the road between Bales and Whinnyapolis, Onyx, Brie, and Spark have stumbled upon a set of farm ponies trying to hide their cattle in the forest, away from their changeling occupiers. While rescuing a cow, Onyx and Brie have taken heavy damage, and so they followed them to the cabin of a local woodspony. But they found the woodspony and a farmer replaced by changelings, and after a skirmish are alone and wounded in the cabin in the woods.

Over in Baltimare, Dark Star has decided to give up his life as Dark Star, the Earth Pony farm colt, to become Tyrel Jackson, or "Gold Chains," a zebra and aspiring rap artist. Through the magic of Valmorification, it is possible. Iron is freaking out after possibly having received a message from God herself. That, and his usual social awkwardness. Silver is cashing out on a long standing set of projects, and is readying himself for the next phase
1424 replies and 98 files omitted.
Anonymous
FLdlS
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No.109370
>>109369
Oof
Anonymous
CAN5+
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No.109371
109372 109373
>>109369
>>109360
>>109368
Snow in the rifle seems to cause it to fail to discharge. The first Changeling falls to the ground to put out the fire

Onyx’s turn

Anonymous
FLdlS
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No.109372
109374
>>109371
>no backfiring
Awwww,....
PEPEO
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No.109373
109374 109376
[1d20+11 = 29]
>>109371
Onyx rushes the changeling with the jammed rifle, raising his halberd up to swing.
Anonymous
BrSUO
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No.109374
109375 109377
>>109372
>>109373
They backfired the moment they ever faced Onyx.
Silver "The Floof" Sword
hlA55
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No.109375
109377
>>109374
This.
Anonymous
CAN5+
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No.109376
109377 109378
>>109373
Oh. Oh.....

Hit

The first Changeling backs up a couple feet, throws his hooves into the air, and starts speaking
PEPEO
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No.109377
109379 109380
[1d6 = 1]
[1d10+6 = 9]
Is this a reverse Welshman since the sheep are fucking us?
>>109374
>>109375
You guys make me blush
>>109376
Damage
Shimmering Spark
PCEqp
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No.109378
109380
>>109376
"Ponish applebucker, do you speak it?"
Spark threatens the first one with pistol ready.
Anonymous
BrSUO
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No.109379
>>109377
D-don't flatter yourself, b-baka!
I'd totally beat your flank!
THE CHANGELING'S RESISTING. USE MILITARY BRUTALITY WITH YOUR HOOVES!
Anonymous
CAN5+
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No.109380
109381 109383
>>109377
>>109378
Second one is not out

The first one starts to Ramble

"Bitte, wir wollen Ihnen keinen Schaden zufügen. Wir sind Deserteure der neunzigsten Infanterie. Wir sind aus dem Bienenstock in Phantine. Wir wurden in Chrysalis 'Armee eingezogen, als sie unseren Bienenstock annektierte und in den Dienst zwang. Unsere Brigade wurde zerstreut, als die Crystal Empire-Theke außerhalb des Berges angriff. Wir sind seit Monaten im Wald unterwegs. Wir waren hungrig und kalt. Wir haben seit vielen Monaten nicht mehr gegessen...."
Anonymous
PEPEO
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No.109381
109382 109383
>>109380
>die Crystal Empire-
Onyx silently reeees
Anonymous
CAN5+
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No.109382
>>109381
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gaXigSu72A4
Shimmering Spark
PCEqp
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No.109383
109384
>>109380
Damn it. They are the good guys. We just killed two of their own most likely. But Spark doesn't know that.

"I can't understand you. Throwing your gun down is a good first start. Now tell your friend to do that too."
Spark points to the other changeling.
>>109381
"Hey Onyx! I think this one is surrendering. See if the other one isn't so inclined."
Anonymous
PEPEO
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No.109384
109385 109386 109387 109389
>>109383
Fuck
"How? I can't speak a word of changeling"
Anonymous
BrSUO
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No.109385
109388
>>109384
Remember you can attacl non-lethally with a -4 penalty if they resist.
CAN5+
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No.109386
109387 109388
[1d20+4 = 9]
>>109384
The second one cycles the bolt, and shoots at Onyx
Anonymous
CAN5+
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No.109387
109389
>>109386
>>109384
He can hear the bullet wiz past
PEPEO
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No.109388
109390 109391
[1d20+20 = 39]
>>109385
You just made me think of something even better I can do
>>109386
"Son of a bitch"
Onyx swings again, but aims for the rifle rather than the changeling holding it.
Sunder attempt. Improved sunder means no AoO. +12 attack bonus, +4 improved sunder, +4 for two handed weapon.
Shimmering Spark
PCEqp
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No.109389
109390 109394
>>109384
"Knock the gun out of his grip. I don't know!"
>>109387
I grab the changeling in front of me and shake him.
"Get him..."
I point at the changeling shooting.
"to STOP."
Anonymous
CAN5+
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No.109390
109392 109393 109394
>>109388
>>109389
.... I think it worked
The rifle shatters in half. The wounded Changeling places it’s hooves over its chest, and falls back
Anonymous
BrSUO
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No.109391
109392
>>109388
Nice work. I completely forgot you had that.
Anonymous
PEPEO
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No.109392
109394
>>109391
I did too
>>109390
Nice
"Spark! I got it!"
Shimmering Spark
PCEqp
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No.109393
109395
>>109390
By wounded one, do you mean the first on near Spark or Onyx' one?
Anonymous
BrSUO
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No.109394
>>109390
>>109392
>>109389
At this point, the monthy trio should make an entire regiment of changeling deserters to overthrow a city and claim it as their own.
Hopefully there's a changeling worker in there.
Anonymous
CAN5+
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No.109395
109397 109398
What does burning cockroach smell like? Onyx and Spark know. The two changelings are both wounded and neither has any visible weapons.

Onyx’s ability to see in color has just blinked out

>>109393
The second one, which had the rifle
Anonymous
PEPEO
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No.109397
109398 109399
>>109395
Onyx rapidly blinks for a moment
"Oh buck this, my good eye is going to Tartarus as well?"
Shimmering Spark
PCEqp
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No.109398
109399 109400 109405
>>109395
"Come on. And don't try anything funny."
He hauls the changeling behind him along with the pony on his back towards the cabin.
>>109397
"Bring him along Onyx and hurry up or we will freeze out here. We need to tend to these ponies already."
Anonymous
CAN5+
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No.109399
109404
>>109397
No, Onyx can see, just not in color. He also has this strange feeling like what little joy he had has been sucked right out. Probably needs more vodka

Anyways, there are two changelings still there in front of him

>>109398
>hauls
Not so easy. They are not tied up or anything, and are still up and able
Anonymous
PEPEO
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No.109400
109405
>>109398
"Alright"
Onyx grumbles as he hauls the two ponies onto his back, and roughly guides the changeling back to the cabin.
Anonymous
CAN5+
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No.109401
109402
Oh God. Do we have more tag along NPCs now?
Silver "The Floof" Sword
hlA55
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No.109402
109403
>>109401
There can never be enough tagalong NPCs.
Anonymous
BrSUO
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No.109403
>>109402
This.
Shimmering Spark
PCEqp
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No.109404
>>109399
The one that surrendered should come along well enough, especially to get out of the snow for a while.

But whether or not the changeling is hauled along, Spark takes the pony inside.
Anonymous
CAN5+
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No.109405
109406 109409
>>109400
>>109398
Getting the changelings to.., well, do anything, is going to take some artistry and persuasion
Shimmering Spark
PCEqp
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No.109406
109410
>>109405
Spark opens the door inside and waves them in.
CAN5+
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No.109407
[1d2 = 2]
[1d2 = 2]

Anonymous
PEPEO
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No.109409
109410
>>109405
>Artistry and persuasion
What a coincidence! That's what Onyx calls his hooves!
Anonymous
CAN5+
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No.109410
109411 109412
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>>109409
He can try that

>>109406
The changelings are scared and uncertain , and full of adrenaline
Anonymous
PEPEO
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No.109411
109412 109413
>>109410
Onyx ignores them for now and hauls the two ponies inside
"I wish that bat was here right about now."
Shimmering Spark
PCEqp
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No.109412
109416
>>109411
"Yeah. Let me try something."
>>109410
Spark goes to the cabin kitchen, or pantries if that is all they have, and finds what kind of food they have.
Anonymous
CAN5+
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No.109413
109415
>>109411
The two ponies are dragged up, and in. Onyx feels much weaker than before, with a slower heart beat
Anonymous
BrSUO
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No.109414
Calling it early tonight.
Hopefully the monthly trio can return.
Anonymous
PEPEO
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No.109415
109416
>>109413
Onyx searches for the vodka and downs a swig when it is found.
Anonymous
CAN5+
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No.109416
109417 109418
>>109412
Only a single drawer of carrots and a few turnips. Actually, there are a few potatoes in a sort of pantry

>>109415
Thankfully, a small amount remains
Shimmering Spark
PCEqp
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No.109417
109421
>>109416
Not exactly bug bait, but maybe they will understand.

Spark goes back to the door and places a turnip at the door and pats beside it.
Anonymous
PEPEO
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No.109418
109419 109421
>>109416
Onyx slowly makes his way back towards Spark
"Those... Damned... Bugs"
Shimmering Spark
PCEqp
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No.109419
109420
>>109418
"They might be useful. If they can give us a map or some way to avoid patrols, then our mission might just have a chance at success."
Anonymous
PEPEO
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No.109420
>>109419
"Yeah, useful if they could keep their mouths off of every damned pony they see."
Anonymous
CAN5+
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No.109421
109422 109424
>>109417
>>109418
Ruby gets up. The little colt behaves like an ancient dog with his slow movements
“You’re back!

Rose. Dawson! Are you okay?”
He moves forward

Outside, the two wounded, bleeding creatures look at Spark. They don’t seem interested in eating the turnip