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Occupied Equestria: Cabin in the Woods
GwXVL
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No.109000
109002 109005 109009
This week, in "Occupied Equestria":

Wondering through through the Changeling lands at night on the road between Bales and Whinnyapolis, Onyx, Brie, and Spark have stumbled upon a set of farm ponies trying to hide their cattle in the forest, away from their changeling occupiers. While rescuing a cow, Onyx and Brie have taken heavy damage, and so they followed them to the cabin of a local woodspony. But they found the woodspony and a farmer replaced by changelings, and after a skirmish are alone and wounded in the cabin in the woods.

Over in Baltimare, Dark Star has decided to give up his life as Dark Star, the Earth Pony farm colt, to become Tyrel Jackson, or "Gold Chains," a zebra and aspiring rap artist. Through the magic of Valmorification, it is possible. Iron is freaking out after possibly having received a message from God herself. That, and his usual social awkwardness. Silver is cashing out on a long standing set of projects, and is readying himself for the next phase
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Anonymous
f/et/
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No.110082
110088
>>110081
Oh, its supposed to be carapice
It still doesn't make sense e_e
Anonymous
CAN5+
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No.110088
110090 110091 110093
>>110080
Onyx has killed 2 changelings and contributed to killing Marecuse

>>110080
The little formerly-ruby Earth pony joins onyx, both of their coats dulled
“I could.... but the Changelings don’t let us move around much. They don’t like us here in the woods either”
He wraps his tail around him, sits up, and looks at Onyx
“You were a soldier? For the Crystal Empire?”

>>110081
Carapace. Apparently the German word for “carapace” is the sane as the word for “armor,” which in English is a synonymous for Tank

I feel like I’m living out a lecture I watched in a philosophy of language class when I visited the college I would later go to. It was a lecture about W. V. Quine’s theory if the Indeterminacy of Translation, and how one word can turn into something completely different in the course of translation.

>>110082
Suffice it to say, the changelings misunderstood what Brie was trying to tell them
Shimmering Spark
PCEqp
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No.110090
110097
>>110088
Spark boops a sheep.
Anonymous
f/et/
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No.110091
110092 110104
>>110088
Goddammit, I don't even know what Brie was trying to tell them!
Silver "The Floof" Sword
3zlUI
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No.110092
>>110091
It sounded to me that Brie was telling them to disguise themselves.
Anonymous
PEPEO
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No.110093
110104
>>110088
"Yep, I helped tug artillery and poked any pony that got too close and wanted to take out the artillery."
He pats the pony's head
"Well maybe I can get you out of here if you want to travel."
CAN5+
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No.110097
110101
[1d20+3 = 8]
>>110090
HISS!
It bites
Anonymous
f/et/
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No.110100
110104
NO WOUNDED LEG MEMES
Shimmering Spark
PCEqp
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No.110101
110104
>>110097
"OW! You can't just turn into something fluffy and expect not to be booped! It's hard enough when you look like ponies!"
Anonymous
CAN5+
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No.110104
110106 110109
>>110091
Brie told them
“All you have to do to get rid of your Karapize, do it now”
I think that means they need to disguise themselves

>>110100
What is this meme you speak of?

>>110101
They do not understand Spark. One of them blinks

>>110093
He nods at Onyx, maybe just a tad bit disappointed
Until that last part
“Get out of here? What is that?”
Anonymous
PEPEO
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No.110106
110112
>>110104
"You know, get you away from the bugs and out to see equestria"
Anonymous
f/et/
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No.110109
110111 110112
>>110104
>disguise themselves
Yes, that's totally what I meant
>meme
I was referencing the "I used to be a hero" skyrim meme

DS
ZQ8q0
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No.110111
110123
>>110109
I used to be a rouge like you. then i took an arrow to the knee.
Anonymous
CAN5+
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No.110112
110115 110118
>>110109
A Changeling briefly poofs back, and shows a leg entirely riddled with holes that let you see all the way through to the other side

>>110106
He sits there, anxious but moving his tail
“ I don’t know. I would like to go see things, and I want to get away from the changelings. But there is my farm and my older brother, and my family farm”
Anonymous
PEPEO
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No.110115
110120
>>110112
"Well... You could always come back.... or take them with you.... Or start a new farm..."
Anonymous
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No.110118
110120
>>110112
D'awww
Anonymous
CAN5+
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No.110120
110123 110130 110135
>>110118
“Was willst du?” asks Blue Eyes... or at least that’s probably blue eyes

>>110115
“I... I can? Are you sure?”
Anonymous
PEPEO
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No.110123
110127
>>110111
Check'd
>>110120
"Sure, I don't see why you couldn't"
Anonymous
CAN5+
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No.110127
110131
>>110123
“So we could take my brother. What about my parents. Are you sure we could come back?”
The pony’s tail moves more, and there seems to be more energy in the dulled grey colt


Anonymous
f/et/
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No.110130
110133
>>110120
Begging your pardon, OOC, but I don't even know what the conflict at hand IS. Last I checked, we made negotiations with the changelings and our papers were approved. I literally don't know what the fuck is going on.
Anonymous
PEPEO
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No.110131
110134
>>110127
"I'm sure they could come, and it wouldn't be too hard to bring you back I'm sure."
Anonymous
CAN5+
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No.110133
110136
>>110130
Brie has made negotiations with the government of the Changeling Hegemony. These are are group of rogue changelings that deserted from the military and were roaming the forest, and who got in a battle and lost with Spark and Onyx after doing a lot of harm on a small civilian group, including cocooning three ponies. Spark has kept them prisoner in the bedroom. They neither know what negotiations Brie made with the Hegemony, nor would it really matter to them, as they are no longer affiliated
Anonymous
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No.110134
110152
>>110131
“Yay! Where could you take me?”
Anonymous
f/et/
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No.110135
110137
>>110120
"Für den Anfang keine Schlampe sein!!"
Anonymous
f/et/
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No.110136
>>110133
Oh jesus christ
Anonymous
CAN5+
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No.110137
110139
>>110135
“Aber.... Okay”
Blue green tilts his head down, then looks back up
Anonymous
f/et/
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No.110139
110141 110145 110146
>>110137
"Willst du sterben Dann steh auf!"
Anonymous
f/et/
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No.110141
110145 110146 110147
>>110139
"Möchtest du beten? Dann kämpfe!!"
Shimmering Spark
PCEqp
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No.110145
>>110139
>>110141
"Umm... there sure is a lot of yelling going on... is everything ok?"
Anonymous
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No.110146
110147 110150
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>>110139
They get up

>>110141
“Was?”
They looks scared and confused
Shimmering Spark
PCEqp
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No.110147
110150
>>110146
"Calm down..."
>>110141
"What are you telling them?"
Anonymous
f/et/
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No.110150
110157 110165 110174
>>110146
Goddamn right they're scared and confused.
"I don't know where you come from. I don't know what or for whom you fight. I don't even claim to be he or that which you fight for."
>>110147
Shhh, it will be fine. Or they'll kill us. ^_^
>>110146
"Show me your mean face."
Anonymous
PEPEO
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No.110152
110157
>>110134
"Well there's Canterlot, the crystal empire... Lot's of places"
Anonymous
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No.110157
110158 110165
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>>110150
>>110150
They change back into changelings, and pulls back a little with concerned and confused expressions from the alien language shouted at them. They say nothing

>>110152
“But... the changelings have the Crystal Empire. The fascists have a Canterlot... how shall we go there? Will it be as pretty as it was?”
Anonymous
PEPEO
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No.110158
110161
>>110157
"It will be just as pretty, we'll just wait until the war is over."
Anonymous
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No.110161
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>>110158
“But... the war is over. We lost....”
Poner is sad now, and hangs his little head
Anonymous
PEPEO
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No.110164
110169 110174
>>110161
"The war isn't over until every soldier quits. And I don't like the idea of bugs living in my home."
Shimmering Spark
PCEqp
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No.110165
110166
>>110150
>>110157
Spark pushes the bat out of the room and closes the door.
Anonymous
f/et/
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No.110166
110171
>>110165
"Yeesh, I wasn't talking to the changelings,...."
Silver "The Floof" Sword
3zlUI
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No.110169
110174 110178 110180
>>110164
Celestia bless Onyx Steel, a true Equestrian patriot.

I get the feeling Spec would like him, if they ever met.
Shimmering Spark
PCEqp
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No.110171
110179
>>110166
"I'll let you come back in when you are ready to translate for me again."
Spark sighs.
"Let's just calm down for a little bit."
Anonymous
CAN5+
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No.110174
110180
>>110164
He wags his tail more
“Fighting back?”

>>110169
D’aww

>>110150
Oh I see
DS
ZQ8q0
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No.110178
110180
>>110169
this! he needs a medal
Anonymous
f/et/
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No.110179
110181
>>110171
"If its one at a time, there'll be no problem. I can translate simple welchselbalg, but convoluted phrases and dialogues escape me."
Anonymous
PEPEO
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No.110180
110184
>>110174
"Of course. I know I can't be the only one."
>>110169
>>110178
You guuuys
Shimmering Spark
PCEqp
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No.110181
110183
>>110179
Spark is tempted to complain about how he found 'I understand you now' a convoluted phrase, but refrains.

"It's ok. Right now they are on edge and they need to calm down before we continue."
Anonymous
f/et/
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No.110183
110185
>>110181
"Then stop putting them in your crazy bug sex-slave dungeon"

(Am I kidding?)

(of course I am, but imagine if I wasn't)
Anonymous
H8sZD
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No.110184
>>110180
“But how can I know you’ll win?”
Shimmering Spark
PCEqp
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No.110185
110189
>>110183
"This can hardly be considered a dungeon. They are in a room in a building with one pony watching them. I'm trying to get them to either leave peacefully or help us with our goal."
Anonymous
5awsN
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No.110189
>>110185
Wanna hear something funny?
Spork Shimmer