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Occupied Equestria: Cabin in the Woods
GwXVL
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No.109000
109002 109005 109009
This week, in "Occupied Equestria":

Wondering through through the Changeling lands at night on the road between Bales and Whinnyapolis, Onyx, Brie, and Spark have stumbled upon a set of farm ponies trying to hide their cattle in the forest, away from their changeling occupiers. While rescuing a cow, Onyx and Brie have taken heavy damage, and so they followed them to the cabin of a local woodspony. But they found the woodspony and a farmer replaced by changelings, and after a skirmish are alone and wounded in the cabin in the woods.

Over in Baltimare, Dark Star has decided to give up his life as Dark Star, the Earth Pony farm colt, to become Tyrel Jackson, or "Gold Chains," a zebra and aspiring rap artist. Through the magic of Valmorification, it is possible. Iron is freaking out after possibly having received a message from God herself. That, and his usual social awkwardness. Silver is cashing out on a long standing set of projects, and is readying himself for the next phase
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Anonymous
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No.110918
110919 110920 110927 110928
CCD18CF6-F9CD-4062-86EA-301449508458.jpeg
Does anypony want to play today?

>>110916
I don’t know. I tried to play Yakyakistan once after the Brother’s Feud update. I found that fighting Jakistan required grinding with tiny infantry-only units as they had too many units to go around. I thought, “fuck that,” and never played it again
Anonymous
BrSUO
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No.110919
110926 110932
>>110918
I am.
Iron is currently asking Skies again if she at least wants to buy a small Cure Light Wounds potion as insurance, while awaiting the Batponer 2.0's response to his insistence of at least buying something for herself.
Silver "The Floof" Sword
hlA55
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No.110920
110926
>>110918
I'm always up for it.

Used to be I'd never see them win the Brothers' Feud. Now Yakyakistan can't win for crap.
Anonymous
CAN5+
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No.110926
110931 110933
>>110919
If by “buy,” you mean, “receive for free” then yes.

>>110920
Any country that requires a war advancing little 6 width infantry only divisions with no hope of going around the enemy is hardly worth playing. It’s boring as hell placing the game on five speed and watching the green arrow stay the sane for half a minute, just to go back to red, all the while watching your infantry equipment deficit slowly grow.

The New Mareland MARESOC path is ruined for that reason, despite it being the funniest meme focus tree in the entire mod. There is no way to do it anymore without doing the civil war. And fuck that civil war. You can’t even get around it with console commands. Harmonic Changelings is kind of close to being on the same level, but at least their is room to maneuver. Most of the Equestrian Civil war states avoid this problem, but fighting Aztlan as the Disciples... it’s a pain in the ass
Anonymous
PEPEO
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No.110927
110929
>>110918
I'm here
DS
kzeFr
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No.110928
110929
_Boop twiggy 2.gif
>>110918

Anonymous
CAN5+
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No.110929
110930
>>110928
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>110927
Hello. I think Iron is shilling his not-girlfriend’s potion making, or something
Anonymous
PEPEO
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No.110930
>>110929
Ah yes
>>110895
"I believe I'll be fine for noe, but if things go wrong this time I may buy some next time."
Silver "The Floof" Sword
hlA55
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No.110931
110937
>>110926
Fair enough.
DS
kzeFr
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No.110932
110933
>>110919
"Does She Have any Cat's Grace Potions?"
Anonymous
BrSUO
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No.110933
110934 110936
>>110926
Darn, got caught up in things.
Iron nods.
"Maybe I can get one for you, then. A practice run."
>>110932
He nods to the batpony.
>>110932
Iron shrugs.
"Maybe. How many would you like?"
Anonymous
CAN5+
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No.110934
110935
>>110933
She nods, liking this
Anonymous
BrSUO
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No.110935
>>110934
Iron smiles.
"Very well. I will add your trying run order into the list."
(An extra 50 for Cauldron still. Maybe she will like it.)
DS
kzeFr
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No.110936
110937
>>110933
"If she has any i would like 2."
Anonymous
BrSUO
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No.110937
110938 110943 110945
>>110936
>>110931
Iron nods.
"Alright. Everything is settled."
(Extra 600 from Dark Star.)
He looks at the two buyers.
"Alright, the total payment required on your end is 3050 bits."

Anonymous
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No.110938
110940
>>110937
Three thousand bits?” Skies says with surprise and a hint of incredulity
Anonymous
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No.110940
>>110938
Iron nods.
"Yes. Magic in a bottle is not cheap. It seems to be the standard on the market, as far as I know."
He points at Silver's horn.
"Seeing how Silver does not have the capacity of do most of the potions on offer while having the tools to do so, I would say it is quite the time consuming and draining process for the average unicorn."
Silver "The Floof" Sword
hlA55
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No.110943
110945 110947
>>110937
Silver lets out a whistle. "Well...I suppose I will not be able to afford house anytime soon..."
Anonymous
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No.110944
110946 110948
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Where did everypony go? Anyways, I intend to get the final part of the dossier out tonight, and then once all preparations are done, the actual quest can begin
DS
kzeFr
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No.110945
110947
>>110937
>>110943
"There Goes my Car..."
Silver "The Floof" Sword
hlA55
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No.110946
>>110944
Present.
Anonymous
BrSUO
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No.110947
110949 110951 110953
>>110945
>>110943
Iron blinks, then waves a hoof.
"I bet there will be a big treasure when we take out this underground slave camp. Illegal business always have a lot of bits passing hoofs."
Iron then extends a hoof out.
"Do you accept? If so, I would like to have it in a pouch, please."
Anonymous
PEPEO
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No.110948
>>110944
Present, just waiting
Anonymous
CAN5+
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No.110949
110950
>>110947
Skies looks kind of awkward
Anonymous
BrSUO
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No.110950
110956
>>110949
Iron is confused about Skies' current feelings.
(Did she agree to pay for anything or my lack of bit pouch threw her off?)
Silver "The Floof" Sword
hlA55
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No.110951
110952
>>110947
Silver sighs after a couple silent seconds, not entirely believing him, but placing a big roll of notes in Iron's hoof totalling 3,050 Bits anyways. "No pouch, sorry."
Anonymous
BrSUO
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No.110952
110954
>>110951
Iron is a bit surprised.
"It is not 3050 each, you know."
DS
kzeFr
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No.110953
110957
>>110947
"Forget the 2 cats grace potions."

Silver "The Floof" Sword
hlA55
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No.110954
110957
>>110952
"I know. I am paying for it all."
Anonymous
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No.110956
110957
>>110950
"Sure.... there will totally be plenty of money in an abandoned church, a sweatshop and an old jail..."
Anonymous
BrSUO
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No.110957
110958 110959 110960
>>110953
He nods.
"Total is now reduced to 2450 bits."
>>110954
Iron, hearing Dark Star's claim, takes off 600 bits and passes it back to Silver, incredulous, taking the rest.
"If you say so, Silver."
>>110956
Iron is a bit deflated, but nevertheless is confident about his claims.
"I have a feeling."
He extends his neck upwards.
"Well! I have the money, now I got to pass it to the potion maker."
He stands up.
"Should we meet up here again and start the mission from here or do I join up at the mission location?"
Silver "The Floof" Sword
hlA55
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No.110958
>>110957
Silver pockets it. "I only hope these potions do not disappoint..."
DS
kzeFr
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No.110959
110960 110966
>>110957
"Lets meet up back here."
Silver "The Floof" Sword
hlA55
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No.110960
110961
>>110957
>>110959
"Or we could go with you to meet this Cauldron."
Anonymous
BrSUO
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No.110961
110962 110965 110966
>>110960
Iron is a bit uneasy.
"The meet up point is going to be a bit crowded with everypony."
(Aside from letting Cauldron see Skies and possibly recognizing her, maybe.)
But he points a hoof.
"I can let one of you come with, if you want to."
Feel free to insist if it's what everyone wants to do, including Ancaper.
Silver "The Floof" Sword
hlA55
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No.110962
110963 110965 110966 110967 110968
>>110961
"It would be far faster, easier, and simpler to keep everypony together. And, since we are counting on these potions, it would be nice to meet zebra making them."
Anonymous
CAN5+
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No.110963
110964 110968
>>110962
Did Iron say the potion maker is his would-be girlfriend?
Silver "The Floof" Sword
hlA55
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No.110964
>>110963
He told Silver, at least.
Anonymous
PEPEO
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No.110965
110966 110968
>>110961
That's Mr. AnCap to you.
"If you'd like I can come with you, but I understand if you'd prefer me to stay."
>>110962
"But Silver here makes a fair point."
Anonymous
CAN5+
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No.110966
110968
>>110961
>>110959
>>110962
>>110965
"I still don't see why you want a Zebra as a marefriend"
DS
kzeFr
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No.110967
110968 110969 110970 110973
>>110962
"I gotta run down to the weapon shop to pick up my bow. does anypony need anything while i'm headed that way?"
Anonymous
BrSUO
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No.110968
110969 110970 110973
>>110962
Iron hums in thought.
"I cannot. It would look too suspicious to get 6 ponies crowding a random zebra. You can come with, since your word is basically gospel, then we go back to this bar with the goods. Too many ponies at once could spook her into hiding."
He extends a hoof.
"What do you say, Silver?"
>>110963
I think he did some posts ago.
>>110965
Forgive me Sir Ancapon for my rude behaviour.
He nods.
"You can stay here."
>>110966
Knowing Skies isn't exactly a paragon of virtue, he simply looks at her knowingly.
"I do not blame you. None of them have wings as far as I know."
He chuckles.
"But she is worth it in my eyes."
>>110967
He shakes his head.
Silver "The Floof" Sword
hlA55
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No.110969
110971 110972
>>110967
"Hmm...well, if you are headed that way, I could use dagger, or shortsword. Something concealable. I will pay you back after."

>>110968
"If Star is going to split up anyways, then I suppose so." He shakes on it.
Anonymous
PEPEO
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No.110970
110972
>>110967
"I'm fine, thank you for offering."
>>110968
"That is fine"
Midnight takes a seat at the table
this is a violation of my NAP

DS
kzeFr
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No.110971
>>110969
"I'll get it taken care of. and don't worry about paying me back."
Anonymous
BrSUO
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No.110972
110973 110974
>>110969
He smiles.
"Excellent. You can carry your end of the money, then."
With that, the 2450 bits are passed back to Silver.
"Keep it safe."
He stands up, gesturing Silver to follow.
>>110970
Iron smiles, and says without a hint of irony.
"Good. You can compare wings with Skies while we are gone. She likes flying and wings."
Anonymous
CAN5+
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No.110973
110975 110977 110978 110982
>>110967
Skies rubs herself against Dark Star
"You could get me something..."

>>110968
Skies looks at Iron, still not quite understanding, but sort of backing off. She is hanging onto Dark Star, who entirely looks like a zebra

>>110972
Skies pulls out a single wing with her right foreleg, though her leg is not long enough to stretch it out all the way. As if to say "I win"
Silver "The Floof" Sword
hlA55
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No.110974
110975
>>110972
And thus, Silver does so, putting his life in the hooves of the crazy-haired native.
Anonymous
BrSUO
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No.110975
110976 110984
>>110973
Iron chuckles at her display.
"See you two later. I will be sure to get your potion, Skies."
(Sometimes, I have this feeling she is me in female form in a way.)
>>110974
>>110973
He then gestures Silver out and into The Watering Hole (TM)!
Silver "The Floof" Sword
hlA55
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No.110976
110977 110984
>>110975
That is quite the distance to travel. Silver looks at the building they enter. "Hmm...I think I have been here, before."