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Occupied Equestria: Cabin in the Woods
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No.109000
109002 109005 109009
This week, in "Occupied Equestria":

Wondering through through the Changeling lands at night on the road between Bales and Whinnyapolis, Onyx, Brie, and Spark have stumbled upon a set of farm ponies trying to hide their cattle in the forest, away from their changeling occupiers. While rescuing a cow, Onyx and Brie have taken heavy damage, and so they followed them to the cabin of a local woodspony. But they found the woodspony and a farmer replaced by changelings, and after a skirmish are alone and wounded in the cabin in the woods.

Over in Baltimare, Dark Star has decided to give up his life as Dark Star, the Earth Pony farm colt, to become Tyrel Jackson, or "Gold Chains," a zebra and aspiring rap artist. Through the magic of Valmorification, it is possible. Iron is freaking out after possibly having received a message from God herself. That, and his usual social awkwardness. Silver is cashing out on a long standing set of projects, and is readying himself for the next phase
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Anonymous
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No.109108
109109 109110
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>>109107
In Silver's verbal Irony, Blue Skies finds herself in a position where, while not expecting or hoping for sincere jealousy, finds herself disappointed to confirm its absence
"So why are you here?"

>>109105
And thus, he does so
Anonymous
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No.109109
109114
>>109108
He scans the area from the door, hoping to find an old stallion drowning their anything.
Silver "The Floof" Sword
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No.109110
109111
>>109108
Silver orders a whiskey from Glass for himself, and one for Blue. His confusion about why she's disappointed is slightly apparent. "I finished that job you gave me. Came here looking for drink, since most shops are now closed." He looks again at Dark Star. "I can barely recognize him."
Anonymous
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No.109111
109112
>>109110
>His confusion about why she's disappointed is slightly apparent
This sinks into her for a moment as she sits in silence
"So you did...." Another moment
"He thinks it will help him infiltrate"
Silver "The Floof" Sword
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No.109112
109113 109116
>>109111
Silver might not know exactly why she would be upset at a lack of jealousy, but that doesn't mean he won't try to comfort her. He throws a foreleg around her in a hug.
Anonymous
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No.109113
109115
>>109112
I guess she was dissapointed he's not the least bothered for dating other stallions and keeping her for himself or something.
Anonymous
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No.109114
109118
>>109109
And now, he can see, of all ponies, Silver. Also the bitchy blue pony that Star was dating
Silver "The Floof" Sword
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No.109115
109118
>>109113
I mean, he's not jealous at Skies for her zebra Star coltfriend, and that's what Silver is confused about.
Anonymous
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No.109116
109117
>>109112
The hair is finer than before, carefully washed and set, and with a venir of softness. Her emotional state is not changed
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No.109117
109119
[1d20+3 = 12]
>>109116
Sense Motive: Why is she upset that I am not jealous of her? He strokes her soft hair while that question stews in his mind, and as he looks at Blue's silent form for answers.
Anonymous
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No.109118
>>109114
Iron glances to the sides, clearly troubled.
(Oh no. Not her. The last thing I want is her to blackmail me with this information.)
He looks at Silver.
(But Silver could help out. He is old, so perhaps he suffered something similar to my predicament.)
After mulling it over, he inhales deeply and sighing before taking the leap.
(I am not going to cower. You can do this, Iron. Come on!)
He straightens his postures, keeps his head high and walks over to the two ponies present, sitting
>>109115
It's a roundabout way of trying to confirm how strong you feel for her.
Silver can hear heavy hoofsteps to the side, seeing Iron sit at the side available at a respectable distance.
He says nothing for now.
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No.109119
109120 109122
>>109117
Jealousy is a crude proxy for love, and Skies wants to be the mare everypony chases. Especially because of their history
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Silver "The Floof" Sword
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No.109120
109121
>>109119
So, she thinks... "Ohhhhhhhh." Silver very audibly understands. He's...not entirely sure how to correct that assumption Blue has in her mind, with the present company. He just hopes she can understand that the lack of jealousy isn't directed at where she might think it is.

>>109119
Silver glances over at Iron. "Oh, hello Iron. Good to see you are still alive. Give me minute, here."
Anonymous
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No.109121
109135
>>109120
Iron nods, not too preoccupied with the mare he currently is consoling.
(I thought that was Star's job.)
Silver "The Floof" Sword
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No.109122
109123 109124
>>109119
Dammit, I am not ready at all to deal with this.
Anonymous
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No.109123
109125
>>109122
Damnit! Don't make Iron lose hope on you for Cauldronic advice.
Anonymous
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No.109124
>>109122
He can just ignore her
Silver "The Floof" Sword
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No.109125
109126 109128
>>109123
I dunno, man, it was just supposed to be a lighthearted joke like "haha Silver's acting like he wants to bone Dark Star", and then this shit happens in the worst possible situation for it to happen. Silver wasn't talking about being jealous over Blue Skies at all, he just wanted to have a good time with his two favorite ponies before offering some advice to one of his other favorite ponies. Fuck.
Anonymous
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No.109126
109127 109128
>>109125
You can always ignore her. That'll do the trick, my guy. Iron would more likely commend you for it. The worst you could do is spill your spaghetti.
Silver "The Floof" Sword
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No.109127
>>109126
But that's the thing, Silver can't just ignore it now, it would mean leaving Blue Skies out to dry as she remains miserable.
Anonymous
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No.109128
109129 109130
>>109126
Iron's a pro at it. He threw spaghetti at Cauldron and ran like a squid trying to escape a predator

>>109125
I don't know. Maybe I misread Silver's dialogue
Anonymous
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No.109129
109134
>>109128
You're not wrong. He's a fighter, not a talker.
If confessions were done with wrestling, he would've nailed it day 1.
Silver "The Floof" Sword
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No.109130
109134
>>109128
I mean, she took the worst and most incorrect assumption of what he meant: there is indeed jealousy about how Dark Star and her can just do things in the open. He was just making a joke about how he acted the night before.
Anonymous
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No.109131
109132 109134
Sorry about disappearing, what'd I miss?
Shimmering Spark
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No.109132
109133 109134
>>109131
Not much. I healed Brie and now I'm trying to solve how to wake the colt up.
Anonymous
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No.109133
109134
>>109132
Onyx slowly walks over towards the colt, looking at him with what seems to be compassion
"Damned bugs, I don't know why the princesses haven't just given the order to kill them all."
Anonymous
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No.109134
109135 109136 109137
>>109130
Eh, just ignore it. It's been a trait of her thus far that virtually any line said to her that can be taken as an insult, is taken as an insult. Let's move on

>>109129
>implying wrestling and nailing were not viable options

>>109131
Um... what >>109132 said

Spark made a 20 on a heal roll for Onyx and a 19 for Brie

>>109133
His eyes are open, and he looks strangely petrified

Silver "The Floof" Sword
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No.109135
109136
>>109134
This doesn't feel right just leaving her like that. Dammit.

>>109121
Silver turns to Iron. "...anyways...where have you been? Nopony has seen you all day."
Anonymous
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No.109136
109138 109139
>>109134
What?
I am going to take that to heart, mister. Any consequences for it are now your responsibility!
>>109135
Iron's ears perk up, looking at the possibly wise Silver.
"I have been... around."
(He does not need to know that yet.)
"What about you?"
Anonymous
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No.109137
109138
>>109134
Onyx tries waving the bottle of vodka around under Ruby's snoot, hoping that the smell will snap the colt out of it.
Anonymous
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No.109138
109141
>>109136
And yet, Iron will suffer them

>>109137
It does not wake him
Silver "The Floof" Sword
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No.109139
109140 109142
>>109136
"I blew up many undead, fed giant bird, and now have some Bits to my name, to name just few things."
Silver "The Floof" Sword
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No.109140
109142
>>109139
Forgot to add: Silver manages to say all these with a straight face.
Anonymous
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No.109141
109144
>>109138
He tries dripping some in the colt's mouth
"This has worked before..."
Anonymous
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No.109142
109143
>>109140
>>109139
Iron nods approvingly.
"So you actually went back there and cleared it all out. Color me impressed. Did you hacked and slashed everything with your trusty sword?"
(Succees detected. Confidence rating increasing,)
Silver "The Floof" Sword
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No.109143
109145
>>109142
"Little bit. I used rifle and SMG to avoid getting mauled to death in most cases, though there was one undead I used my sword on." He grabs the whiskey he ordered from Glass. "You want drink? It is on me."
Anonymous
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No.109144
109146
>>109141
Some response. Coughing, almost gagging
Anonymous
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No.109145
109148
>>109143
Remembering how Onyx got paralyzed by one of the monster's bite, he can excuse it.
He looks at the glass a little apprehensively, but ultimately nods.
(It would be disrespectful to decline.)
"And you fed a 'giant bird' as you say? What was that all about?"
Anonymous
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No.109146
109147
>>109144
Onyx panics a moment before akwardly petting the colt
"Hold in there, you'll be fine. Just wake up, the bugs are gone.."
Anonymous
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No.109147
109150
>>109146
Coughing, more coughing. He might be awaking finally
Silver "The Floof" Sword
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No.109148
109149
>>109145
"I used some bait to draw undead out of catacombs. As it turns out, it attracted more than just that. This giant falcon (I think they are named "Rocs") came for bait, and got into fight with mummy and armored ghast."
Anonymous
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No.109149
109151
>>109148
Iron blinks a bit, somewhat confused.
"That was quite lucky of you. The foes you mentioned sound rather tough. The last one sounds like if it were me but undead."
He chuckles a little bit.
Anonymous
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No.109150
109152
>>109147
"Come on little guy, you can pull through"
Onyx shakes him a bit, forgetting to be gentle, and boops the snoot.
Silver "The Floof" Sword
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No.109151
109155
>>109149
"It almost was." Silver smiles, takes a drink, and remembers to order Iron a light beer. "Speaking of, that suit of armor you own, does it come with gauntlets which improve your unarmed strikes?"
Anonymous
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No.109152
109153 109154 109155
>>109150
The face scrunches up, and the eyes narrow to attention in clear offense. His mouth opens in a silent "reeeee"
Shimmering Spark
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No.109153
>>109152
Kek
Anonymous
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No.109154
109156
>>109152
"Haha! Gotcha!"
He repeats the offense, booping the snoot once again.
Anonymous
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No.109155
109157
>>109151
Iron nods.
"It does not improve them at all, in all honestly. It just covers my hoof in metal and not much else. The spiked ones I got at least punctured, but I fail to see their use compared to my raw hooves."
He ponders for a second.
"Albweit I think there is a way to do something to them that the elders once told me that I do not remember."
>>109152
Just in case.
He glances wearily at the offered drink.
(I hope I do not have to much to drink to.)
Anonymous
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No.109156
109158
>>109154
Angry whinnying sounds
Silver "The Floof" Sword
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No.109157
109160
>>109155
"I do not know what that would be. Hmm...do you think I could get some measurements of your hooves sometime, after I get some measuring tape? I have idea on something that might help you deal just little bit more damage with hooves."