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Occupied Equestria: Cabin in the Woods
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This week, in "Occupied Equestria":

Wondering through through the Changeling lands at night on the road between Bales and Whinnyapolis, Onyx, Brie, and Spark have stumbled upon a set of farm ponies trying to hide their cattle in the forest, away from their changeling occupiers. While rescuing a cow, Onyx and Brie have taken heavy damage, and so they followed them to the cabin of a local woodspony. But they found the woodspony and a farmer replaced by changelings, and after a skirmish are alone and wounded in the cabin in the woods.

Over in Baltimare, Dark Star has decided to give up his life as Dark Star, the Earth Pony farm colt, to become Tyrel Jackson, or "Gold Chains," a zebra and aspiring rap artist. Through the magic of Valmorification, it is possible. Iron is freaking out after possibly having received a message from God herself. That, and his usual social awkwardness. Silver is cashing out on a long standing set of projects, and is readying himself for the next phase
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Silver "The Floof" Sword
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>>109530
"...We should probably avoid them then." Silver thinks on the subject.
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>>109531
Iron looks at him expectantly.
>>109520
He turns to see Dark Star.
"Do you have any ideas?"
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>>109525
Okay....

The one that came to mind was the story of alicorns or supernatural something or other visiting Severyanan ponies. I kind of wanted to object because it would be an instance of contact with god-like beings, which I wanted to control because the way in which god-like entities interact with the world kind of runs according to a plan I had, and that didn't necessarily fit in with it. On the other hoof.... maybe it can work? Also, Silver told it like a legend, so it always has the possibility of being false or an adaptation of something else.
This is a more minor thing, but Silver said Severyana was a United Tribe, and I was thinking that because Severyana is one of the only pony areas on Equus to have a distinctly different language and culture that it was probably a separate pony nation that predated the united tribes, was eventually annexed into Equestria after failed attempts by Crusaders to conquer it, but always felt like a distinct culture and region, which aided the calls for independence which resulted in Stalliongrad. Of course, maybe it is a United Tribe, who knows

Another one was attitudes towards Homosexuality. I know that a hell of a lot of fanfics portray Equestria as always having perfect freelove, geneder nuetral pronouns,mandatory lesbianism and whatever the hell else, but Equestria has always seemed to me to be or recently have been a traditionalist, communitarian society that is not likely to accept homosexuality, or at least not without some reservations. More to the point, I'm kind of doing an adaptation of the World circa 1940, so attitudes towards homosexuality are complex, but strongly tending towards non-acceptance. Interestingly Stalliongrad would probably be among the most socially progressive in that regard. I was going to write a long post about a history of attitudes towards homosexuality, but ultimately didn't. Obviously Silver can be pro-homosexual if he wants to be. He's part Bolshevik after all, and probably a lot of the Communists and some of the Social Democrats in Baltimare would agree with him (and maybe also certain Spartans). It's just that homosexual acceptance is not going to be ubiquitous in this setting.

There was the cuddle pile thing. That's not really objectionable, it just seemed kind of weird. Of course, Silver could have just been making shit up to fuck with Dark Star. Also, some cultures, like Greeks for example, are going to be a hell of a lot more comfortable with touching than Americans

Also there was the armpit aphrodisiac thing that Silver told Dark Star about pegasi biology while they were in the attic of the Comte residence. This isn't really objectionable for worldbuilding reasons, but because it was something told to Dark Star meaning I would need to ERP it. Let me repeat that. I would have to ERP fucking sexy smelly armpits. Just.

Again, I don't want to discourage players from adding more depth to character back stories. You can participate in world building as well

>>109526
What are you talking about?
Silver "The Floof" Sword
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>>109534
Honestly, that all is good to know. Thanks!
DS
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>>109533
>>109531
"How about a game of Cards?"
He Grins
>>109534
>sexy smelly armpits
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Anonymous
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>>109534
I thought it was the wings that were supposed to be smelled, not the armpits.
Remember the Cauldron situation? Iron still has to deal with that. Honestly, time shouldn't have passed by a lot, but Iron would like to know how long he has.
And you know, you wouldn't put an actual time limit on PCs, are you?
>>109536
Iron looks at Dark Star.
"Maybe. What do you have in mind?"
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>>109536

>>109535
Um..,. Are you sure?

Another thing from much further back I initially didn’t like was in the story about how Silver met Storm Warning. It was a cute story, but it seemed off to me that Equestria would just let a major trade route right next to the capital and basically on top of the old capital be overrun with bandits and highwaymen. I eventually got over that an actually sort of integrated it into the Train quest-line. When the train is stopped near the Everfree forest (on the side of the forest opposite of Ponyville) it is attacked by a set of old mares, kind of like the group that Storm Warning was a part of. Their leader is even named “Red Morning,” from the adage “red sky at morning, sailor’s warning,” like she’s named after Storm Warning.

>>109537
How long until what?
Silver "The Floof" Sword
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>>109534
As far as more in-depth thoughts go:

#1: This isn't one of my better moments. I wasn't thinking straight and I somehow managed to mash up two completely different concepts in my head and they just did not mix well.

#2: Silver never said that Severyana was one of the tribes that founded Equestria, as far as my knowledge goes. He did say that the ponies of Severyana first united underneath Tsar-turned-Emperor Peter the Great, which included both Severyana proper and where Nova Griffonia is located, now (though I've since changed the date to something After Lunar Banishment: 420 - 421 ALB). In my head, I figured that the preservation of Severyanan culture and language meant that the country would have been a recent acquisition compared with the rest of Equestria. The catalyst I've got for that happening is in 793, when the Griffonian Empire beat the Severyanan Empire in a Five Years' War and annexed the territories of what would be known as Nova Griffonia: Severyana would immediately afterwards agree to become a vassal of Equestria in exchange for protection, and in 822, Equestria formally integrated the region into Equestria itself after Tsar Nikolai Nickerlaevich was deposed.

#3: What can I say? Silver was lonely, horny, drunk, and Dark Star is a very soft mare-like pone. Likely won't happen again, though I imagine it'll continue to be a bit of a running joke.

#4: Don't you be dissin' the cuddle pile, now.

#5: Feel free to ignore that particular piece of lore if you want to. Just a little throwaway something. Silver will never talk about it again.

>>109538
That's pretty nifty, actually. I like that.

Also, yeah, of course it's good to know. It's good to know the flaws in my storytelling, as it's hard for me to see them, myself.
Anonymous
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>>109538
Faith in humanity: Lost with my sides.
Well, Iron did promise her in his panic to tell the deep dark secret he had to her, which is that particular dream part he was abashed about.
Pretty sure it's not actually necessary, but I like to think Iron's on an actual time limit just to rack up his tension.
DS
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>>109537
"How About Black Jack? it's a pretty fun game."
>>109538

Silver "The Floof" Sword
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>>109541
Silver nods. "Yes, it is indeed good game. If we find set of cards, who would serve as dealer?"
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>>109541
Iron tilts his head.
"I guess I can try it, but I have no idea how to play it."
DS
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>>109542
"After you. i've never really been the best dealer."
>>109543
"Can you do math?"
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I kind of feel like I’m failing at my job here if you all are bored
There actually is someone I am waiting on before starting the Hoebuck quest

>>109539
Reee

>>109542
Also reee
Silver "The Floof" Sword
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>>109545
Who would you be waiting on, if I am allowed to ask?

Also, why are you reeeing?
Anonymous
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>>109545
Well, Iron has the perfect ending for the day at any rate, as long as he doesn't spill more spaghetti than usual.
>>109544
Iron stares at Dark Star blankly.
"Yes, I can do math. It was boring, but useful."
DS
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>>109547
"Its a simple game, the first one to 21 wins. my brother always used to beat me at it."
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>>109548
Iron nods.
"I suppose that works. Do you have the things necessary to play the game now?"
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>>109547

>>109546
>>109546
Because you contradicted me on point 2

I am trying to get Ash back
Silver "The Floof" Sword
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>>109550
Oh. You mean in how I said I thought that Silver never said that Severyana was one of the founding tribes?

It would be nice to have her back, even if she makes us all look bad by comparison.
Anonymous
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>>109550
I am quite surprised you actually went and fetched him, but are you sure you are making the right move? Or perhaps I'll be forced to go away too if she doesn't show up since there's so many wrenches in your plans because of her absence. I'm not sure he'll bite unless you go to grovel levels in my opinion.
Also maybe letting some non-SRD books through in your game setting.

>pic related
Come on, now. Don't be like that. You know Iron loves Cauldron more than the physical aspects.
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>>109552
What? Why do you say that?

>>109551
And why do you say that?
Anonymous
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>>109553
Well... He didn't part because she was bored. More like he felt particularly offended by your actions. His words, not mine.
That means it's not going to be that simple to mend, unless you have a plan of sorts that could attract him back 100% for sure.
Silver "The Floof" Sword
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>>109553
They just know how to use the game mechanics in ways that are far beyond the rest of us. They sound like they know what they're doing when they play (excluding the times Ash sets things on fire), and Ash just seems a lot more optimized for her role than the rest of the cast.
Silver "The Floof" Sword
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>>109548
Silver briefly changes the subject. "You said you would attempt to carry out your mission tomorrow morning: do you have more specific time? I promised Father Maren and myself I would help volunteer to clear bodies from quarry and catacombs tomorrow."
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>>109552
>>109554

>>109555
I’ve noticed the “optimization”
Anonymous
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>>109557
You do you, GM, but I warn you: It's going to be a hard sell, so get your 3 paragraph apology ready.
Anonymous
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Well, I'm cashing out for the night.
Have good day, peeps.
Soon, I shall acheive waifu obtained status.
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>>109559

Silver "The Floof" Sword
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>>109559
Sleep well!
Silver "The Floof" Sword
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>>109562
...About what?
Anonymous
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>>109560
Soon, Iron will be sucking on that straw!
A nice Chryssi pic. Would pat/10
Anonymous
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>>109566
Wait, what happened?
I seem to have missed something here.
Silver "The Floof" Sword
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>>109566
>>109567
I'd have to agree here: what exactly has you so upset?
DS
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Boop?
Silver "The Floof" Sword
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>>109583
Don't boop me! >:(
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>>109584

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I’m not entirely sure I’m feeling it today
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>>109585
REEEEEEEEEEEEE!

>>109587
We won't hold it against you if you need time to rest and recuperate. It isn't any fun for anyone, yourself included, if the GM is all frazzled.

Know of something else you'd like to do after you get off work to relax? Any good vidya?
DS
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>>109587
thats fine
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>>109588
No.
Silver "The Floof" Sword
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>>109590
Oh. I'm sorry to hear that.
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>>109587
Well damn. I have no idea what caused you this lack of motivation but we're here for you man.
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I received my PonyFinder Bestiary today
Anonymous
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>>109604
Nice.
Never thought one existed.
What's it got?
Anonymous
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>>109605
Gotime the other day too from the BC vendor. It's got rules for both Pathfinder and 5e characters and monsters plus original creatures. Bat ponies, fairy ponies, constructs, etc.
Anonymous
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>>109606
Quite spoopy, indeed.
Definitely good to have some guidelines on monsters. It eases quite the heavy load with thinking up creatures the PCs can fight or not.
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>>109606
Yes, that’s where I got mine
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>>109605
Well I don’t know all of what it’s got in it, but I will be exploring it
Anonymous
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>>109611
Nice. Awaiting what inspiration you'll get from it.