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Anonymous
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No.88
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One problem plaguing a lot of people these days, especially burgers like myself, is that many people eat out at restaurants too much instead of preparing home cooked meals. Eating out is frequently both more expensive and less healthy for you than a home cooked meal. Furthermore, many people live with a limited library of meals that they know how to prepare and don't realize the culinary possibilities that are right in front of them.

The purpose of this thread is to try to break that habit of eating out and to make cooking at home become the norm in our lives. Please share meal ideas and how to prepare them here. All meals are welcome, although preferably we should post meals that are easy to prepare so that novice cooks will not be intimidated by the prospect of preparing them for themselves. Even simple sandwiches are fair game. Sometimes that may mean cutting corners with pre-made mixes instead of preparing everything from scratch.

Remember that the goal isn't necessarily to post the most inexpensive meals or the healthiest meals, although those meals are certainly very welcome. The goal is to encourage people to dust off their kitchen appliances and flex their atrophied cooking muscles. I realize that this opens the door to culinary nightmares like /tg/'s infamous meat-bread, but so be it. Let's get cooking!
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Anonymous
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No.8011
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>tfw a first-generation mexican immigrant (legal) takes you for 'authentic mexican', and you make better carnitas than the restaurant
Anonymous
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No.8043
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We smokin a 3lb beef shoulder today!
We're going without pepper in the rub cuz Statue ran off with the ground pepper. Dry-brined for 24 hours then coated with all-purpose BBQ, we gon'find out cuz we fuckin' around
Anonymous
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No.8044
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>>8043
That does look yummy.
Anonymous
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No.8045
>>8044
Bleh, thats just an hour in. Shes at ~175 so Ima drop from 290 to 225 soon for the overnite
Anonymous
619929b
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No.8046
She dont look purty, but shes dressed enough to slang that ass.
Putting on 225 for the duration (I usually wake at 5)
Anonymous
619929b
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No.8047
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Goddammit
Anonymous
619929b
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No.8063
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Smoke-rendering lard today! I started it off at ~250 to get the pan/process going, and then immediately dropped to minimum (180)
sidenote, I can testify that aliminum foil blocks certain types of energy cuz I couldnt find it cuz it had foil and didnt look how I was thinking it would. Thats the same thing, right?
In spite of semi-permissive seed-oil comments, there is no contest that the best oils tend to come from flesh, and where flavor is involved I argue that smoked lard reigns supreme. I'll be adding a 10lb pork butt alongside, shortly but for now im letting this go
Anonymous
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No.8066
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K so the lard is up to temp, gonna set it to 'simmer at about 275 while I add the cold dry-brined pork.
I was just gonna do a basic pepper coat over the dry brine, but at the last second decided to add a smol dusting of garlic and onion powders, after giving a 1" diamond cross-hatch on the fat cap (down, to start with)
Anonymous
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No.8067
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So from 3 lbs of fat trimmings, (at $2/lb) I get a little over 2 cups liquid smoked lard. That shit - aside from the obvious - is GOLD
Anonymous
619929b
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No.8068
(Theres a reason saved bacon fat is amazing, its cuz its fundamentally smoked lard)
Anonymous
619929b
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No.8069
Also, while Ive never rendered lard by smoke before, I do encourage smushibg the fat globules with a fork, as though like mashed potatoes
Anonymous
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A couple hours in, the probe is showing 130 internal, so time to put it in a crutch and turn it down to ~240 for a long minite
Anonymous
619929b
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5 hours later, reading 180 internal, kicking it up to 330 until it hits around 205
Anonymous
619929b
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No.8072
Ended up shutting her down around 2:30a (so total cook time pf ~12 hours), probing at 205 at the thickest (she thicc).

Hheres something I havent ever seen someone on the internet say or do.
Lots of people have all sorts of fancy/involved resting methods. Some people use the oven, some people wrap their meat in a towrl and put it in a cooler.

Hey, I've got an idea. In fairness, this idea is predicated on the idea that one's smoker, grill, barbecue, or whatever is
A. 1/8" steel
B. Was just a minute ago heated to 350 degrees, is now no longer hearing, has been vented, and will be radiating heat for a few hours yet

Yeah, justeave the fukkin thing on the grill. Its wrapped in foil isn't it? The whole point of the prolonged rest is to increase tenderness and shit by slowing the temperature decrease. Well, I shut it off 2 hours ago and its still probing at 185. Obviously, thats going to go paraboloc in ots temperature decrease, but you're still looking at a 4+ hour rest, which is what alot of pros recommend
Anonymous
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And to close out this absolute touchdown pf a pork butt.

~10lb(pre cook) pork butt (~$20)
3 lb pork fat ($6)
Smoke pellets ($10 worth)

I'm not gonna try to calculate the price of the salt, pepper, onion, garlic powder.

So for $36 and a combined cook/rest time of 16 hours, produced approximately 40-50 servings of smoked pulled pork. Bbq sauce is ~$4, buns are $3 for 12,...

The point I'm getting at is that the end point price of an over-the-top pulled pork sandwich comes out to a cost of about $1.50. I'll snap a pic of one of the sandwiches in the afternoon, buuuuuuuuuuut
(I also pulled a little over 4 fluid cups of smoked lard,... plenty for carnitas ^_^)
Anonymous
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No.8074
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>pic #1
Impressive nigredo. Arcane alchemic knowledge at play here.
Anonymous
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>>8074
Gambatte!
Addendum: it was 3 fl cups of lard and 1 fl cup of condensed bone/smoke broth, not 4 and 0. The smoke broth got mixed back into the meat for service. Just saying.
Still gonna be goddamn delicious
Anonymous
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No.8077
I should also say, theres extra sharp cheddar slices, theres crispyfried onions, theres candied jalapeno, theres... mayo I guess
Anonymous
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Its a 6, the salt is too intense, needs compensation. Moar bbq sauce, or something else sweet, thinking honey
Anonymous
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No.8080
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This is a testament to how you can absolutrly nail every aspect. The fat is gummy and gelatinous, the meat is crumbly/spicy- coarse on the outside.

But the salt is a little heavy. Its plenty edible, butbthis COULD be an S rank. And its a B
Anonymous
619929b
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No.8081
(its kinda like raising chocobo)
Anonymous
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No.8091
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Zomg, if you like delicious sauces that burn both ways, come check this one out. Its flavor is amazing, and the spiciness is really next level, even for this brand (I have several already). Highly recommended for spicelords
Anonymous
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Smokin some chiggun fighs,... smokin some chiggun fighs :scootaloo:
Anonymous
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Final skin-crisp at 500 deg
Anonymous
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No.8109
Also. Chatgpt confirms, the "shut it off and let it rest in the heated metal" method is peak efficiency