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Should I get therapy?
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>>3231
>I think society will keep focusing on meaningless fleeting pleasures until it regains its drive and understanding of what to strive for.
that would be great, but it's not going to happen. that would require people not be selfish, and believe in religion again in a internally spiritual manner. All of these pseudo-faiths in politics, philosophy, and soon neo-caesarism, are all not going to fulfill anyone's hopes or ideals. In a Christendom that hates Christ, People have no ideals left to believe in.
>humanism is unworkable & a world ruled by whites would be efficiently run
and what kind of ideals are those? that good government policy will make society happy? government is a gang of thieves, and are not charitable. it's fun to think about what if, but it won't change your life too meaningfully
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Anonymous
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No.5179
Universal humanism means denying what makes us human so we can pretend all humans are equally human.

If man is special because of his accomplishments and inventions and drive to improve, cultures that sabotage this are bad.

If man is special because of his capacity for empathy and his desire to build a better world, cultures that sabotage this are bad.

What has humanism given the white man? India still has poverty and shifting streets. Africa still hates whites and blames them for starvation caused by the majority black parliament. What good has charity and foreign aid done for nations that will only prosper when they stop blaming whites and start asking how they can compete?
Anonymous
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God damage

I wanted to say God damn but autocorrect changed it to damage and that's funnier. Fuck this phone. Fuck every phone keyboard.

Also fuck women. Why is her hyperfixation herself and her feelings? Why can't it be something healthy like reproduction or harmless like a soulless worthless corporate cartoon from before 2000 produced with minimal budget to sell toys to impressionable babies and nostalgia blind consoomers? Imagine a world without weird fetishes. Except for the impregnation fetish. Every white man impregnates his white wife until it is no longer physically possible for her to get pregnant and produce healthy offspring. No leather and whips. No ugly bastards. No shidding and farding. No chains and sadism. Just the only healthy fetish on this planet, consensual sex in the missionary position resulting in impregnation and hyper cumflation. Completely ordinary and healthy. No weird shit. Just idealised sex between attractive characters. Idealised in a healthy way, not like in porn. I saw a documentary once years ago about how porn damages the brain. Female POV shots of being the female getting fucked are supposed to make you a gay tranny or something.
Anonymous
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>>5180
>Imagine a world without weird fetishes
Like futa?
Anonymous
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No.5182
Writing pet peeve: when critics call weapon and clothing choices impractical. Oh forgive me for not writing about Gundalf, Legunlas, and Gunli in tactical blacktical Splinter Cell cosplay on their way to solve dragon problems with automatic rifles and tactical nukes.

Forgive me for wanting a specific tone that would be harmed by tactically sound dirty tricks and the homogenization of everyone's weapons and armour. What happened to respect for using weapon and clothing choice as a characterization tool? Yeah the jungle barbarian woman would get cold wearing that in the snow, but she is not in the snow, and for the icy tundra barbarian woman used to negative degrees all weather hotter than that is fur trimmed bikini weather.
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>>5181
Could you imagine wanting to bone a Changeling with utterly alien genitalia? Is there a word for that? Futa is strange. But it is only degenerate if it serves as a slippery slope to gay traps or troon porn. But that shit is a weak imitation of the real deal.

Also, writing pet peeve: when authors unintentionally use a term inherently tied to a specific human cultural character or historical event alien to the world of the current story. Neslaybarians from the planet Glopglop and the Romans from Titus Dichus and the Blood Elves of Sylphillis should not use phrases like "Jesus christ!" and "Decimated" unless they have had contact with humans with a reason to use it. This includes references to human literature. 1984, catch 22, and so on. The romans can mention decimation but why would elves on a humanless planet know of it? Nothing takes you out of the immersion like a supposedly nonhuman character who talks like he just binged all of TV Tropes and Buffy The Vampire Slayer.
Anonymous
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>>5194
Futa is gay.
Anonymous
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>>5180
>imagine a world with no weird fetishes
Imagine a sweaty mare with a rictus grin looking over her shoulder and locking eyes with you as she frantically rides your human cock, being fucked plumb silly. Fuck you, my fetish based.
>>5195
This.
If you like penises, you are gay. Closeted faggots can try to deny it all they want, but they will always be both gay and factually incorrect.
Anonymous
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>>5196
>Imagine a sweaty mare with a rictus grin looking over her shoulder and locking eyes with you as she frantically rides your human cock, being fucked plumb silly. Fuck you, my fetish based.
Very Based.
Post More.
>This.
If you like penises, you are gay. Closeted faggots can try to deny it all they want, but they will always be both gay and factually incorrect.
This. you're absolutely correct.
Anonymous
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>>5194
>OP
>Futa is [...] only degenerate if it serves as a slippery slope to gay traps or troon porn. Bit that shit is a weak imitation of the real deal.
>pic related also OP
>>5195
>>5196
>>5197
>futa is gay
Huh, it looks like OP -who wants to posture about eliminating degeneracy - somehow thinks futa isnt degenerate.
Nothing to read into there though.
Happy 5th anniversary
Anonymous
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>>5196
Sex can't be a fetish, sex with a mare is healthy and based.
Fetishes are weird things unrelated to sex.
If you sexually enjoy having a mare call you a faggot that is a fetish.
Anonymous
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Haha, the jew thinks the snake is a Spoink
Anonymous
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No.5203
[YouTube] Jordan Peterson: How To Become The Person You’ve Always Wanted To Be | E113 [Embed]
Hoping this can be of service
Anonymous
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>>5198
Kek, it does seem that way don't it.
Anonymous
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>>5198
I'm curious. What do you consider so degenerate about futa?
Does it remind you of troons or something? I don't like them either.
If you had the chance to fuck a Changeling, but she had both a horse pussy and an insectoid egg-injector that looks like the kind of penis you might see on a Xenomorph from Alien, would you fuck her horse pussy?
Anonymous
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>>5205
>I'm curious. What do you consider so degenerate about futa?
If you have to ask...
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>>5207
>But I'm genuinely curious. What are your exact reasons?
You will never understand it. As you are devoid of any concept of morality and therefore your compass pointing at what's right and wrong is skewed, you are far gone.
Anonymous
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>>5207
Mares do not have penises, bud.
Anonymous
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>>5209
<"There's only Stallions with tits"
Anonymous
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>>5210
This
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Anonymous
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>>5212
>So I'd rather halt the linguistic degradation before I stop caring about the grey sludge language that is occurring.
That's from Ted. You based, pompous nigger
Anonymous
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>>5214
Based Ted Poster.
Anonymous
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No.5216
>>5206
This
>>5205
>>5207
>why is cartoon porn degenerate
Ftfy
Anonymous
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No.5217
>>5208
You are an individual. I assume you have individual reasons for finding futa distasteful.
Anonymous
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No.5223
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The idea that your ancestors are watching drives you to earn their approval.
The same is true for the idea that a perfect omniscient omnipotent God is watching.
But many Gods? The God of Justice will hate you for doing something that amuses the God of Mischief. Earn the God Of Evil's respect and he may reward you in his afterlife. Unless the religion was smart enough to make the one who rules over the underworld and sees to the punishment of sinners someone devoted to his job torturing the filthy fallible mortals he hates.
And then there are the Past Lives motherfuckers... Imagine worshipping yourself and who you think you might have been in a past life. You basically just "kin" those historical figures like a neglected abused child on twitter who is also a otherkin furry claiming he literally is Blitzo from Helluva Boss just because he feels more "kinship" with the funny cartoon character he wishes he could be than he feels for his own family. If you cannot pull some Avatar State Intersect shit out of your ass how do you know past lives are legit?
I believe in the word of the LORD, God and Jesus Christ.
Anonymous
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>>5223
And what does God think of your Futa predilection, Mr. Devout?
Anonymous
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>>5224
Should someone who masturbates to horse cartoons really throw stones at someone who used to masturbate to futa horse cartoons but doesn't any more?
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>>5225
Ponies can be excused as autism, not sure about futa.
I know you are getting back at him. But if you are concerned about your self-betterment; You should be separating the ideas and claims from their respective sources.
Just so you can determine if their claims have any validity, otherwise; your pride and urge to defend an anonymous, online image, will always cloud your judgement.

it makes sense that you are defensive, but at least try to think about what they are saying. And I mean, in general, not just this instance
Anonymous
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>>5225
You could always do like I did and stop maturbating entirely
Anonymous
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>>5227
>inb4 "Look at this fucking larper! Lmao, what do you even think about all day?"
Anonymous
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>>5227
I don't masturbate either.
>>5226
Do you think he would praise me if I did something right?
Anonymous
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>>5229
Are you trying to better yourself? Or are you looking for praise?
Anonymous
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>>5230
I better myself daily, but I do not think that detractor has a fair and informed opinion of me. I do not think he would recognize it if I did something good. Seems like all he ever says about me is negative, even if he has to dredge up ancient shit or imaginary shit for ammunition, and all he's here to do is post negatively about me. So I don't value his opinion, no matter how often he reminds me of it.
Anonymous
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>>5229
I HAVE praised you, numb-nuts; I was the first to credit you for suggesting 'Marenheit' vs. 'Faraneigh'.
I dont mateurbate eother
X, but even if true, care to revise your statement? >>5225
>>5230
Hes definitely looking for praise, otherwise he wouldnt have 2 blogpost threads to 'keep anon up to speed on his progress'.
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>>5233
>TFW ninjas is literally Sam Hyde and the Act-man's fusion
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>>5233
>Pic related
The original image before colorization.
Never suspected you would be a /k/ommando.
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>>5233
what does deer pussy feel like?
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>>5236
Anonymous
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>>5235
In spite of my flippant teaser-reveals, there is much about me that is unknown
>>5236
Kill yourself
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>>5237
Wtfdijr?
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>>5239
/>>5237
Seems like the man fucked a deer...
Anonymous
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>>5238
Less is best. When i revealed and ranted about Fionn, i figured it would be better to be discreet about my abnormal affairs afterwards due to it being a touchy topic and quite privately personal.
>>5239
Here's another
>>5240
Depends on what kind of animal enthusiast...
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>>5237
Anonymous
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>>5241
Fake. It takes ALOT longer than 10 minutes for a corpse to get cold
>by this ppint the vagina was cold and I pulled my dick out
Fucking edgelords
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>>5237
Classic.
Anonymous
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>>5241
Ok that's actually fucked up.
Anonymous
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>>5242
Not for the fainthearted.
>>5243
He claims to have had sex with it for 10 minutes then ejaculating and did it again for an unspecified amount of time.
>proceed to do this for 10 minutes straight till i cummed inside
>did it again and cummed again inside
>by this point the vagina was cold and i pulled my dick out
>>5245
You wanted to know what a doe hole felt like. Be careful what you wish for
Anonymous
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>>5246
Well at least they didn't kero the wolf that one.
Anonymous
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>>5246
>he claims
Yeah, not buying it. This strikes me as a (you)-bait larp. Credit where its due though, my faith in humanity did dip a little.
I mean seriously, it takes a sick motherfucker to want to nut in a dying animal.
Anonymous
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>>5248
>it takes a sick motherfucker to want to nut in a dying animal
This.
Although I'm willing to believe it is real.
Anonymous
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>>5247
I suppose so.
>>5248
>Yeah, not buying it. This strikes me as a (you)-bait larp. Credit where its due though, my faith in humanity did dip a little.
The odds are more in favor of it being fiction than reality, yet there still is the chance of it being actual.
>I mean seriously, it takes a sick motherfucker to want to nut in a dying animal.
I have an assumption that other guys which are innawoods could have done something similar as this bestial necrophilia to a deer, although after performing an act such as that most men would have kept it a secret rather than boasted about it.
Anonymous
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>>5249
>>5250
Im willing to acknowledge that it could be real, but I wont conclude so without evidence. He doesnt communicate like someone conveying a genuine story, he communicates like an attention-fag.
Anonymous
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>>5252
>he communicates like an attention-fag
Also true. with the needless praising of Arkansas at every opportunity. and acting Stereotypically southern.
Anonymous
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No.5254
>>5252
>Im willing to acknowledge that it could be real, but I wont conclude so without evidence.
This is the same stance that i take. If the anon had provided images of semen dripping out of a dead doe whose fur was covered in blood then i would have less reason to doubt it's probability.
Anonymous
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What... What the FUCK did I walk in on?
Also >>5232 sorry I didn't realize you were also that guy. I like that guy. Keeping track of who's who on an anonymous message board is hard.
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lest there be any doubt
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I know this may not be the time for this. But am genuinely interested in seeing one of your classic analysis, this time on HxH, or at least the chimera ants arc.

Maybe you can give it a shot if you haven't already.
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>>5260
Sorry I haven't watched Hunter x Hunter.
Anonymous
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>>>/mlpol/340745 →
Told ya you'd find someone.
glad to hear you doin' good fren
Anonymous
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>>5261
It's fine. It's just that Naruto-fags and HxH-niggers tend to constantly shit on each other.

From what I've seen from the Chimera Ants arc, is quite possibly the worst example of storytelling I've ever seen.

To be fair tho, I've only seen the Phantom Troupe arc from HxH. The Ants' arc have all been clips shown as examples.
Anonymous
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No.5272
>>5271
The Chimera Ants arc is unironically the point of the show where I got bored and stopped watching. Shame cause HxH is great, from what I remember years ago at least.
Anonymous
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>>>/mlpol/341158 →
Gotta be mindful then, it can get annoying for most people.
>I'm not some scheming galaxy brain mastermind out to fuck with you
Do you realise that assuming people see you as a mastermind is kinda arrogant? Sorry, but that's not exactly the impression they are getting.
And I say this because people have already clarified this before. And rather recently so.

Now, listen up.
This isn't a big deal, some anons might try to make it so. But you DON'T have to play along! Just ignore further backlash, do not escalate. Simply move on, and try not to screw up again. Alright?
Anonymous
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No.5279
>>5278
You're right, I should really just ignore accusations of gaslighting, I know that's not what I'm doing. I keep thinking if I talk more, maybe I can clear up these misunderstandings and help people see my point of view. But I should try harder to see his. He felt like he wasn't being listened to, and I know how frustrating that can be.
Anonymous
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>>5279
>I talked about something else I was thinking about because I wasn't sure what to say in response to what you said.
"Thanks, I'm not sure what to say in response to what you said."
>>>/mlpol/341164 →
Striking at the heart of the matter.
Because conversation and relationships is a two way street.
>I talked about something else
The mundane boring repetitive affirmations that yeah the point has been understood (or lack of it) does matter.

Anonymous
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No.5281
Is this the part where I point out having been right all along?
Anonymous
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No.5282
>>5280
I'll try to do more of those affirmations in the future.

I don't know why some people call me a gaslighter. Do I seem like someone with the social awareness to do that successfully? Social interaction takes a ton of effort already, why would I intentionally try to overcomplicate things further?

Also I saw this game, "Kaze and the Wild Masks". It looks like Donkey Kong Country starring Dixie Kong as a Sonic OC rabbit who does DKC's Animal Buddy sections using Zelda Masks she gets from Metroid's Chozo Statues. It got me thinking about tropes. That media's tropes were easy to identify because it didn't dress them up to look differently. Have I done enough to keep people from realizing my Pokemon map is basically just a debug room only with lore saying it's a high-tech laboratory full of wondrous inventions?
Anonymous
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My rival is so wonderful
He's fit, kind, and wise. Every time we go jogging or hiking or swimming or visit his home gym (it's bigger than mine and his gamer consoomerfag roommates are less annoying than mine), we push each other to be the best in a healthy way. Media would raise you to believe someone this buff had to be evil. But he's a good man. He doesn't cackle like a bitch and gloat like a supervillain when he wins, he helps you up like a good man should. Even gives you tips on how to improve if he knows what he's talking about.
Surround yourself with motivated, positive, like-minded people. That's a common piece of advice but they never tell you how to do it. And how could another man as wonderful as this exist? I know I cannot be gay, because if I was I would fantasize about pinning him under me and ploughing his perfect ass. And we don't want to fuck each other so we can't be gay.
Anonymous
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No.5291
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>>5289
Nige. this is one of the gayest posts on the entire site.
Anonymous
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No.5293
>>5289
I'm glad to hear that you found someone like that. My friend is also a wonderful man so I relate highly with what you wrote. And yes, the beauty of friendships between men is not gay, so don't worry about that. The jews fear white men uniting.
Anonymous
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>>5289
You are fooling nopony.
If your post is not bait, then you are a massive homosexual.
Anonymous
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No.5295
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>>5291
>>5294
I can stare into the face of a beautiful and admirable man, and feel no urge to fuck him. Therefore I cannot be gay.
Anonymous
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>>5295
I don't think ur ghey or anything. But if you just stopped talking about the perfect ass of other men, even if it's satire, comedy or whatever there wouldn't be a good reason to suggest that.
Anonymous
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No.5300
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>>5297
We both know why that profile looks so gay.
Anonymous
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No.5302
There is a stigma attached to gays. stigma dick in ass!
Anonymous
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>>5300
Yeah, yeah. Tryin' to get you to be a bit more self-aware.
hopefully
Anyways, here's the HxH video I talked about before.

[YouTube] The Chimera Ant Arc is Overrated - Destroying Hunter X Hunter [Embed]
Anonymous
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No.5304
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>his perfect ass
>gay stigma, stigma dick in ass
This, on top of all the futa penis worship
Totally not gay tho
Anonymous
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No.5305
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>>5304
Do you not know what a Ligma joke is?
>>5303
Thanks but I've started watching Hunter x Hunter recently and I'd like to avoid spoilers where possible.
Anonymous
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No.5306
5311
There are a surprising number of troons in the Pokemon fandom. Why?
Are they just here because there are kids to talk to, or is it because Pokemon has universal appeal?

Btw I figured out the main problem with my old FE story.
The audience needs to care about the world before I start introducing enemies who want to ruin it with politics. And they must care about the lives of characters whose lives are ruined by political actions taken by the enemy.
Beta readers for something new I've been working on seem to love what I am doing this time.
Anonymous
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No.5307
>>5305
>ligma
That 3rd grade meme that you keep mis-phrasing like a wanker? And now 'cuz totally not gay' you tried to twist into a joke about sodomy? And not subtly imply participation with?
Nice self-own there.
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>>5311
Also yeah I hear they ended up giving Deku a shitton of bonus superpowers plus some hidden ones so he can pull them out of his ass whenever he needs them.
Anonymous
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No.5317
>Saberfart
[YouTube] This NFT Cartoon HATES ME (what did I get myself into...) [Embed]
Anonymous
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No.5320
I have unrealistically high expectations for myself and that's unhealthy. I expect to get everything right the first time and blame myself if I don't. Time spent trying to make something broken and fundamentally flawed work just because it was an idea I had keeps me from learning from the failed project and seeing what I can improve in the sequel. And there can always be sequels. With feedback from one game I can improve the next. With one game I can experiment and test ideas for the next.
Anonymous
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No.5326
You cant fix stupid. But you CAN hit it with a stick. Hitting stupid with a stick probably wont achieve the results you might intend, but it does give you the satisfaction of having hit stupid with a stick.
The stupid will not cease to be stupid, nor will ameliorate their stupidity by way of the stick. In the aftermath, all that will have been accomplished is that you have struck a stupid with a stick.
And yet, if one were given the choice of 'smack the stupid' or 'NOT smack the stupid', one has the opportunity to assess whether there is function in hitting stupid with a stick.
>t. holding a stick
Anonymous
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Funny that I'd get the game done today.
Anyway, the game has been uploaded, https://mega.nz/file/pUlH2bST#BL9phlvIhMO9D0i1guqEGYpY3FXktlafi3LU1Eqzpek
You get your Pony-Pokemon from a Brony NPC in the basement garden with the rest of the scientists.
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This is awesome! Perfect timing indeed
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Did you hear how they renamed those Dragon Ball characters in the Chinese dub? The Tennemen and Jinkomen were renamed Tiananmen and Chinkomen!

Ha! Funny joke.
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I bet ponies, monster girls, aliens, furries, elves, and all sorts of other beings would be completely bewildered by how relaxing humans find having their hair cut by hair scissors.
After all, those are blades. Right next to your face. Maybe even wielded by complete strangers. One mistake could injure an eye or ear or cut your throat.
They would probably find it as uncomfortable as getting their teeth drilled unless it's with someone close to them, someone who can be trusted with sharp objects, but they might find our love of it cute, too. I can just see a pony girl giggling as she cuts my hair. "You humans love your sharp pointy things and things that go boom, don't you?"
Isn't it odd that when fantasy simplifies creatures to be extensions of their species or a rare exception to normally unbreakable rules, the authors feel the need to simplify their view on humanity so much it could fit into a small box on a trading card? In a universe full of planets of hats, humanity gets one hat. Snakes are clingy. Horses are horsey. Dogs are doglike. Spiders are horny. And humans are... It's up to the author, I suppose.

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