When you see this thread, do five push ups.
if busy do ten later
/ub/ - Überhengst
Becoming better
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damn
I already my workout
whatever I'll do ten
I already my workout
whatever I'll do ten
Well played anon, well played.
>delay the pushups
>Keep seeing thread
>Do 50 pushups
>Mfw
>Keep seeing thread
>Do 50 pushups
>Mfw
Dammit! Ya' got me again.
>when this thread is forcing people to improve
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>not using overboard anymore
this is supposed to be my day off
this is supposed to be my day off
YOU KNOW WHAT? I DON'T CARE IF I HAVE TO MOVE SHIT OUT OF THE WAY. I DON'T CARE IF MY ROOM'S FUCKING TINY. I'M DOING IT ANYWAY.
UPDATE: I DID FUCKING FOURTEEN, INFINIGGERS.
Time to kickstart those gains /mlpol/.
It's been awhile since I did 45 pushups in one session.
Hey cumfaggots it's time to fucking rape your floor with your hand penises until you get as ripped as me.
Put off doing it earlier, so time to do 15 myself.
Get to work faggots.
Get to work faggots.
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>mfw I gotta be ready to push just to browse /ub/
TIME TO DRY FUCK THE GROUND ANON
Do them slow. All the way down all the way up. Straight like a plank faggots.
>He hasn't done even five push-ups today.
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Cry some moar!
I made 8 series of 5 just today, for the love of God please stop
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It would be a killing to make a points system off this.
>>441
Niceposter can never die, as he is in all of us. I can only hope that we too become niceposters.
Niceposter can never die, as he is in all of us. I can only hope that we too become niceposters.
>>291
>usally can barelly do one push-up
>just got down and did fucking 5 without dieing
The fuck is this witchcraft?
>usally can barelly do one push-up
>just got down and did fucking 5 without dieing
The fuck is this witchcraft?
>>291
>work out everyday
>sore muscles everywhere
>check /üb/
>click thread
>switch tabs
>switch back
>gotta do 20
>pain.jpg
Why do you do this op?
>work out everyday
>sore muscles everywhere
>check /üb/
>click thread
>switch tabs
>switch back
>gotta do 20
>pain.jpg
Why do you do this op?
>>475
Be sure to give yourself enough time for your muscles to recover anon, OP will do 40 for every 10 you do as a sorry
Be sure to give yourself enough time for your muscles to recover anon, OP will do 40 for every 10 you do as a sorry
ffs
>puts another tally on a post-it next to the computer
>puts another tally on a post-it next to the computer
Guess who's back
PAIN
PAIN
Tbh this is a great thread for self improvement, if you actually follow the rule you can get some descent exercise everyday.
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Hitler did nothing wrong
Are you ready to push up Anons? Let's do 10 instead
>>767
I would say ten pushups but since you ask so nicely, do 20, we have to get all that alcohol out of your bloodstream (plus the brewers yeast will boost your gains)
I would say ten pushups but since you ask so nicely, do 20, we have to get all that alcohol out of your bloodstream (plus the brewers yeast will boost your gains)
How was the relation between reps and muscle density?
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Time to get up, Anon.
I need some advice: how do I gradually strengthen my wrists? I can't do my daily pushups without ending up with a sprain that keeps me from exercising for several days.
I figure it's partly because I don't eat much and rarely go anywhere: I'm starting to look like a greyhound and I can wrap my thumb and pinkie around my wrist.
I figure it's partly because I don't eat much and rarely go anywhere: I'm starting to look like a greyhound and I can wrap my thumb and pinkie around my wrist.
>>789
You might have some more problems than just your wrist, but there are exercises to make your wrist stronger and thicker.
I could explain every single one to you, but i will give you an useful link instead
wikihow.com/Strengthen-Your-Wrists
I didn't read method 2, but method 1 is all you need, specially the part about chin ups.
Seriously man, pull ups are great.
You might have some more problems than just your wrist, but there are exercises to make your wrist stronger and thicker.
I could explain every single one to you, but i will give you an useful link instead
wikihow.com/Strengthen-Your-Wrists
I didn't read method 2, but method 1 is all you need, specially the part about chin ups.
Seriously man, pull ups are great.
/ub/ could use some attention.
Here you go, all you Overboard users.
Here you go, all you Overboard users.
Felt lazy so time to force some others to get unlazy with me
You've neglected this board, Anon.
Give me five.
Give me five.
No pain, no gain.
Boop
NIGGER JEW FUCKING I;M DOING NOFAP EIGHTHEEN DAYS NO CUM FUCKING FUCK
Be glorious mlpol.
>never visit /ub/
>it's never time
>visit /ub/
>>1036 tells you to do twenty
I managed a pathetic 18.
Deport me already.
>it's never time
>visit /ub/
>>1036 tells you to do twenty
I managed a pathetic 18.
Deport me already.
faget
By the way, my apartment is too small for pushups so I did 20 lifts of a ten pound weight with each arm.
Do faggots avoid using Overboard because they fear seeing this thread?
>>1117
I don't fear seeing this thread - it helps a lot actually. I just stick to a small set of threads for periods of time and I don't browse often enough.
I don't fear seeing this thread - it helps a lot actually. I just stick to a small set of threads for periods of time and I don't browse often enough.
I just did 25.
Earlier today during my thirty-minute lunch break at work I did 22, then 10, then 2, then 2, with roughly 5 seconds in between each round.
Or, I think it was a measly 22. I was either in the 20s or 30s. I often make it to 40 for the first round.
I am 5'9" and about 111 to 112 pounds. That apparently makes me rather underweight. It could be my metabolism.
Earlier today during my thirty-minute lunch break at work I did 22, then 10, then 2, then 2, with roughly 5 seconds in between each round.
Or, I think it was a measly 22. I was either in the 20s or 30s. I often make it to 40 for the first round.
I am 5'9" and about 111 to 112 pounds. That apparently makes me rather underweight. It could be my metabolism.
Get off your asses.
>>1222
Have you been doing your pushups while i was away /üb/?
It's time to start again, you lazy faggots
Have you been doing your pushups while i was away /üb/?
It's time to start again, you lazy faggots
Reminder to reject degeneracy and strive to become a better person.
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Prepare for the holy war on Islam soon, brothers. Bump!
And I expect you maggots to bump this daily, until each and every one of us has achieved the pale goblin physique! Never slacken! Never tire! Never lose faith! The war needs YOU!
I'm sorry this New Zealand shit's getting me really fucking angery, especially the prime minister leading an Islamic call to prayer on TV after it was discovered that Christchurch has a jihadi problem. Please though, do get in shape anons. We need to act soon, and I want to meet all of you in person when the dust settles, you hear? You're all too good to let die, no matter how many of our shared interests may or may not be axed in the ethnostate.
And I expect you maggots to bump this daily, until each and every one of us has achieved the pale goblin physique! Never slacken! Never tire! Never lose faith! The war needs YOU!
I'm sorry this New Zealand shit's getting me really fucking angery, especially the prime minister leading an Islamic call to prayer on TV after it was discovered that Christchurch has a jihadi problem. Please though, do get in shape anons. We need to act soon, and I want to meet all of you in person when the dust settles, you hear? You're all too good to let die, no matter how many of our shared interests may or may not be axed in the ethnostate.
>>1369
On the topic of never slackening and never tiring, I weighed myself after finishing with some chores. I'm 195, where less than half a month ago I was nearly 210. All I had to do was not eat bread or foods with high fructose corn syrup for lent. I still had alcohol on Saint Patrick's Day, I still had a cookie or cupcake or elsewise every few days, and I didn't even work out that hard. That's all it takes goys. So I repeat myself!
>NEVER SLACKEN! NEVER TIRE! NEVER LOSE FAITH!
On the topic of never slackening and never tiring, I weighed myself after finishing with some chores. I'm 195, where less than half a month ago I was nearly 210. All I had to do was not eat bread or foods with high fructose corn syrup for lent. I still had alcohol on Saint Patrick's Day, I still had a cookie or cupcake or elsewise every few days, and I didn't even work out that hard. That's all it takes goys. So I repeat myself!
>NEVER SLACKEN! NEVER TIRE! NEVER LOSE FAITH!
Bump-a-day.
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No pain, no gain.
Thank you, anon.
LIFT, NIGGERS
>see thread
>step away to do 5 pushups
>come back to computer
>see thread again
>it never ends
>step away to do 5 pushups
>come back to computer
>see thread again
>it never ends
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Sadly, I am but a weakling, with noodle arms. Will you accept 20 situps as tribute, instead?
Also bump, because we all need more gains in our lives.
Also bump, because we all need more gains in our lives.
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>My fellow brethren struggling with 5 pushups
>mfw
>mfw
Thank you. I now have bulging biceps, ok-ish shoulders, and a thigh gap. I still look fat, but I'm losing fuckloads of weight. This thread helped me get less fat.
This thread shall not die
Might gains flow your way, anon.
You are working on your fitness, arent ya
Might gains flow your way, anon.
You are working on your fitness, arent ya
[1d50 = 27]
Fuck yea dropped five like nothing. Wasn't too long ago I couldn't even do one. It's true what they say, barbells are big medicine.
>>1513
Now we're talking. Over 20 and I'm probably screwed
>>1326
Interesting to close with a Mahler quote. Jewish blood and all, but he wrote some damn fine symphonies, so maybe not so bad?
Fuck yea dropped five like nothing. Wasn't too long ago I couldn't even do one. It's true what they say, barbells are big medicine.
>>1513
Now we're talking. Over 20 and I'm probably screwed
>>1326
Interesting to close with a Mahler quote. Jewish blood and all, but he wrote some damn fine symphonies, so maybe not so bad?
bumping lel git going
>>2410
I'm 23 going on 24. This is a real question: How does it feel to be that old? I swear that's not some insult, I'm nervous about getting old.
I'm 23 going on 24. This is a real question: How does it feel to be that old? I swear that's not some insult, I'm nervous about getting old.
>>2411
Well, theres two things to establish in answering that question.
First, this is the pushups thread, so as long as we're doing 10 pushups for every post, this is fine.
The second is that your energy levels are not as high and your physiological regeneration (whether energy and ability or injury repair) decreases.
It's really not all that different. One can consciously bypass diminishing energy levels with both strategy and discipline. A whole day of throwing hay bales - as one example - sucks more when you're older, and aches and soreness is more apparent, leading toward a greater appreciation of things like stretching and incremental nutrition (6 small meals rather than 3 large ones).
Imo, this is why it is important to establish healthy habits now, as they will be one more foundational and integral.
Basically, if you're eating and exercising relatively well now (ideally with gradual level of improvement) and not neglecting personal discipline now you don't have much to worry about from getting older. I'm spry AF for my age - well beyond a significant majority of my peers - for precisely that reason. Stretching is especially key to maintaining limber and loose musculature, and a direct correlation can be indicated between people "getting/feeling older" and poor (nonexistent?) stretching habits.
Well, theres two things to establish in answering that question.
First, this is the pushups thread, so as long as we're doing 10 pushups for every post, this is fine.
The second is that your energy levels are not as high and your physiological regeneration (whether energy and ability or injury repair) decreases.
It's really not all that different. One can consciously bypass diminishing energy levels with both strategy and discipline. A whole day of throwing hay bales - as one example - sucks more when you're older, and aches and soreness is more apparent, leading toward a greater appreciation of things like stretching and incremental nutrition (6 small meals rather than 3 large ones).
Imo, this is why it is important to establish healthy habits now, as they will be one more foundational and integral.
Basically, if you're eating and exercising relatively well now (ideally with gradual level of improvement) and not neglecting personal discipline now you don't have much to worry about from getting older. I'm spry AF for my age - well beyond a significant majority of my peers - for precisely that reason. Stretching is especially key to maintaining limber and loose musculature, and a direct correlation can be indicated between people "getting/feeling older" and poor (nonexistent?) stretching habits.
>>2412
To reiterate my point, that last 100 pushups kinda sucked in one go, ngl. I still did it, and now I'm doing 10 more. You should too
To reiterate my point, that last 100 pushups kinda sucked in one go, ngl. I still did it, and now I'm doing 10 more. You should too
Bump
I'm too young to feel this old! I'm only 25! But this video's fucking twenty!
[YouTube] The Demented Cartoon Movie! [2001]![]()
Maybe exercising will help me feel young again.
[YouTube] The Demented Cartoon Movie! [2001]
Maybe exercising will help me feel young again.
I wonder how many anons turned into log-armed beasts thanks to this thread
This deserves a bump
I still dislike niggers
They got to him. Someone I haven't talked to in years contacted me today and he turned out to be a pozzed faggot brainwashed into hating gun rights and americans. faggot even said to be "guns equals fear" like he thinks that's a valid argument. What the fuck? His cowardice shouldn't take away anyone else's right to own firearms and defend themselves from evil. I'm going to take this rage and exercise with it.
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>>5707
Can't be a bot, bots post sequences of nonsense sentences and libtard shit they were programmed to say.
Can't be a bot, bots post sequences of nonsense sentences and libtard shit they were programmed to say.
Time to put this on the front page again
Got sidetracked, but push niggers
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>>5757
Gotta start the day right, with coffee and pushups. Id post the dash coffee pepe, but I dont wanna look for it
Gotta start the day right, with coffee and pushups. Id post the dash coffee pepe, but I dont wanna look for it
You can do ten for fluttershy. I believe you can do it
Bump because flat earth is jewish psyop meant to make sites that allow discussion of anything look unappealing or force them to compromise on the ideal of free speech by banning worthless speech like irrational intentionally-insulting unscientific aimless flat earther pilpul. Fuck flat earthers, do some pushups and situps too.
>>5909
Based post, and thank you for the pilpul reference; it absolutely applies, and Im happy to do some pushups in observance
Based post, and thank you for the pilpul reference; it absolutely applies, and Im happy to do some pushups in observance
>>5920
>posturing
Ah. I suspect you are the same faggot that in the last two months has been using that word to complain about pony images.
Learn to meme newfag.
>posturing
Ah. I suspect you are the same faggot that in the last two months has been using that word to complain about pony images.
Learn to meme newfag.
>>5921
It must suck being a fraud, how do you live with yourself? You could do the work of course, but you're too good for that or some such, and instead rely on pony reaction images. Good luck with that anon. Faking it till u make it only sounds like a reasonable position to people who are faking it, the rest of us have work to do.
It must suck being a fraud, how do you live with yourself? You could do the work of course, but you're too good for that or some such, and instead rely on pony reaction images. Good luck with that anon. Faking it till u make it only sounds like a reasonable position to people who are faking it, the rest of us have work to do.
>>5922
You sound like you are jelly.
You are jelly because that Anon has a sorted reaction image folder, and you do not.
You sound like you are jelly.
You are jelly because that Anon has a sorted reaction image folder, and you do not.
>>5923
Just in time! I put a chuck roast braise into the oven about 20 minutes ago, and thought to spend some of the time doing pushups.
Im pleased (you)'re here.
Having said, you sound like a faggot. Who really carws about having a reaction folder, except anon who literally does nothing? Like, arent there better ways to spend your time?
I get flak for not using ponies in my posts but, thats cuz I have better things to do. So, you're not wrong; his reaction images are better than my lack.of reaction images, but why are (you) acting like that's something to aspire to?
Ffa anon, git gud. IMA start with 30 pushups, I hope you're *ahem* 'pony' enough to man up. That is, in between trying to throw salt.
Just in time! I put a chuck roast braise into the oven about 20 minutes ago, and thought to spend some of the time doing pushups.
Im pleased (you)'re here.
Having said, you sound like a faggot. Who really carws about having a reaction folder, except anon who literally does nothing? Like, arent there better ways to spend your time?
I get flak for not using ponies in my posts but, thats cuz I have better things to do. So, you're not wrong; his reaction images are better than my lack.of reaction images, but why are (you) acting like that's something to aspire to?
Ffa anon, git gud. IMA start with 30 pushups, I hope you're *ahem* 'pony' enough to man up. That is, in between trying to throw salt.
I also hope (doubt) that you're abiding by OP's will, and actually DOING pushups, in between being a salty whore
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>>5926
Be nice if you moved out of your parent's house and learned to manage your own finances, in between gloating about your pony images
Push more
Be nice if you moved out of your parent's house and learned to manage your own finances, in between gloating about your pony images
Push more
>>5927
>humble-brag
Yes, it is humble. It is construction and there's tons of ponies without tags or associated info. To fill the blanks it needs thousands of hours in man-power.
>humble-brag
Yes, it is humble. It is construction and there's tons of ponies without tags or associated info. To fill the blanks it needs thousands of hours in man-power.
Moar
*finishes pushups*
>>5924
>I get flak for not using ponies in my posts but, thats cuz I have better things to do.
Nobody said you had a problem for not posting ponies. It's that you're complaining like a bitch at people who were posting them alongside their posts.
>Like, arent there better ways to spend your time?
>cuz I have better things to do.
Says the dumbass who's spending his free time arguing on a Mongolian horsewhipering board. If you're finding time to complain about it, you're just as much of a time-waster as the rest of us.
It's an image board. 9/10 people here are only here to be entertained or otherwise have fun. Nobody cares about "better ways to spend time", so quit with the pretentious whining.
>something to aspire to?
Mareposting is always welcome.
>>5926
Redpill me on this SQL database. I want to up my reaction image game.
>>5924
>I get flak for not using ponies in my posts but, thats cuz I have better things to do.
Nobody said you had a problem for not posting ponies. It's that you're complaining like a bitch at people who were posting them alongside their posts.
>Like, arent there better ways to spend your time?
>cuz I have better things to do.
Says the dumbass who's spending his free time arguing on a Mongolian horsewhipering board. If you're finding time to complain about it, you're just as much of a time-waster as the rest of us.
It's an image board. 9/10 people here are only here to be entertained or otherwise have fun. Nobody cares about "better ways to spend time", so quit with the pretentious whining.
>something to aspire to?
Mareposting is always welcome.
>>5926
Redpill me on this SQL database. I want to up my reaction image game.
>>5932
Then u won't mind 5 more.
And yeah, I bitch at ppl on a mongolian bla bla bla for being do-nothing faggots who are all talk and no substance. Such as broham with his aql database of smug ponies, and nothing else to show for in life, cuz he was too busy categorizing a database of pony reaction images.
The whole point of ponies was to inslireppl to be better. Not in the sense of 'Id be worse without ponies', but in the sense of 'Im so glad ponies insoired me to not be a worthless asshole fapping to ponies'.
Then u won't mind 5 more.
And yeah, I bitch at ppl on a mongolian bla bla bla for being do-nothing faggots who are all talk and no substance. Such as broham with his aql database of smug ponies, and nothing else to show for in life, cuz he was too busy categorizing a database of pony reaction images.
The whole point of ponies was to inslireppl to be better. Not in the sense of 'Id be worse without ponies', but in the sense of 'Im so glad ponies insoired me to not be a worthless asshole fapping to ponies'.
Inspire ppl*
>>5933
>do-nothing
That Anon was posting ponies, which is what we're all here to see. In ideal world, every post would have ponies in it. This is a pony board, and you should expect everyone to be posting ponies.
>nothing else to show for in life, cuz he was too busy categorizing a database of pony reaction images
You do not know him, and you cannot authoritatively assert that you have accomplished more than him at his age or given his circumstances. If you think you're in the right to talk down people who ridicule you for being a cunt, expect to get dabbed-on with smug pony faces.
>all talk and no substance
What is your substance then? All I see is complaining, and unsupported allegations that you're better than random people on the internet.
At least the other guy is posting ponies, which is at the very least content that people come here to see.
>do-nothing
That Anon was posting ponies, which is what we're all here to see. In ideal world, every post would have ponies in it. This is a pony board, and you should expect everyone to be posting ponies.
>nothing else to show for in life, cuz he was too busy categorizing a database of pony reaction images
You do not know him, and you cannot authoritatively assert that you have accomplished more than him at his age or given his circumstances. If you think you're in the right to talk down people who ridicule you for being a cunt, expect to get dabbed-on with smug pony faces.
>all talk and no substance
What is your substance then? All I see is complaining, and unsupported allegations that you're better than random people on the internet.
At least the other guy is posting ponies, which is at the very least content that people come here to see.
>>5932
>Redpill me on this SQL database
Actually it is MySQL, my bad.
You can download the stuff ready to use here:
https://github.com/hydrusnetwork/hydrus
Info and FAQ:
https://hydrusnetwork.github.io/hydrus/
>Redpill me on this SQL database
Actually it is MySQL, my bad.
You can download the stuff ready to use here:
https://github.com/hydrusnetwork/hydrus
Info and FAQ:
https://hydrusnetwork.github.io/hydrus/
This is the exact fucking post format the bots used last time when trying to spam this thread.
>>350669
The exact same format, the same bizarrely retarded takes on what nazism is and isn't, the same vague wannabe-deep speak about safety/freedom/security/morals/whatever.
>>350669
The exact same format, the same bizarrely retarded takes on what nazism is and isn't, the same vague wannabe-deep speak about safety/freedom/security/morals/whatever.
>>5935
Do you want me to refute your post? I could, but Imdont see how that would benefit anon in question. Habing said
>you dont know him
Oh, but I DO.
>>5939
If its a crosaboard link, u gotta to it like this, dont mind t he quotes:
">>>/mlpol/350669"
That will give you the deaired result.
See?
>>>/mlpol/350669
Also >>5942
Is correct, an y'all have a bunch of puahuos to do, for coming in thia thread
"
Do you want me to refute your post? I could, but Imdont see how that would benefit anon in question. Habing said
>you dont know him
Oh, but I DO.
>>5939
If its a crosaboard link, u gotta to it like this, dont mind t he quotes:
">>>/mlpol/350669"
That will give you the deaired result.
See?
>>>/mlpol/350669
Also >>5942
Is correct, an y'all have a bunch of puahuos to do, for coming in thia thread
"
>>5943
Well shit, formatting is cleverer than I thought.
Another 5, btw.
But to the point, if you're cross boarding, you need 3 >'s
Followed by the board (/mlpol/, /sp/, etc) followed by the post number
Well shit, formatting is cleverer than I thought.
Another 5, btw.
But to the point, if you're cross boarding, you need 3 >'s
Followed by the board (/mlpol/, /sp/, etc) followed by the post number
>>5928
>Be nice if you moved out of your parent's house and learned to manage your own finances, in between gloating about your pony images
Imagine to be so butthurt for some lovely ponies.
>Be nice if you moved out of your parent's house and learned to manage your own finances, in between gloating about your pony images
Imagine to be so butthurt for some lovely ponies.
>>5948
Man if a JIDF shill got flooded with replies from VPNs and bots he would probably get a lot of payments from his boss, pissing them off. Then again they probably don't even pay minimum wage.
Man if a JIDF shill got flooded with replies from VPNs and bots he would probably get a lot of payments from his boss, pissing them off. Then again they probably don't even pay minimum wage.
>>5945
Sorry, went to bed. Ahem.
No, go fuck yourself, I dont gotta prove shit to you.
>>5947
And there you go saying something sensible. Sigh. Well I never claimed to know which one (you) are, just the database fag.
>>5949
>deflection and misdirection
Why is it so difficult for (you) to be honest? Why do you insist on deflecting and trying to lie? Im not accusing you of being a jew, but that IS what they do
Sorry, went to bed. Ahem.
No, go fuck yourself, I dont gotta prove shit to you.
>>5947
And there you go saying something sensible. Sigh. Well I never claimed to know which one (you) are, just the database fag.
>>5949
>deflection and misdirection
Why is it so difficult for (you) to be honest? Why do you insist on deflecting and trying to lie? Im not accusing you of being a jew, but that IS what they do
>>5948
We all know how the JIDF works. The point is that it's stupid and /ptg/-tier to accuse anyone who's rude to you of being a "shill".
We all know how the JIDF works. The point is that it's stupid and /ptg/-tier to accuse anyone who's rude to you of being a "shill".
>>5957
You skipped the part where anon was obnoxious but thats okay, but when I respond in kind, then come the allegations of shill, et al.
Double standards, and all.
You skipped the part where anon was obnoxious but thats okay, but when I respond in kind, then come the allegations of shill, et al.
Double standards, and all.
This bread is fucking derailed.
>>5960
The thread was a shitpost thread to begin with. That being said, it would be better if these arguments were moved elsewhere, like /sp/.
The thread was a shitpost thread to begin with. That being said, it would be better if these arguments were moved elsewhere, like /sp/.
>>5961
The only stipulation of this thread is that anon does pushups. Im at 35 for the day, so far, but somehow I doubt many anons abide the OP
The only stipulation of this thread is that anon does pushups. Im at 35 for the day, so far, but somehow I doubt many anons abide the OP
>>5962
>The only stipulation of this thread is that anon does pushups.
Yes, although if Anons see the thread at the top of the overboard every 5 minutes, some of them are going to stop obeying it altogether.
>I doubt many anons abide the OP
Probably, lol.
Anyway, I did 25 today, which is as much as I can do right now because I'm recovering from rib fractures.
>The only stipulation of this thread is that anon does pushups.
Yes, although if Anons see the thread at the top of the overboard every 5 minutes, some of them are going to stop obeying it altogether.
>I doubt many anons abide the OP
Probably, lol.
Anyway, I did 25 today, which is as much as I can do right now because I'm recovering from rib fractures.
>>5963
>recovering rib fracture
F, I know those feels. But, you do have a point; Ill sage until next time.
>recovering rib fracture
F, I know those feels. But, you do have a point; Ill sage until next time.
Faggots are the niggers of people
What if people were given mandatory physical yearly checkups like cars getting MOTs?
Could discover retards and people with eye problems who shouldn't have driver's licenses. Could find bruises and signs of forced transitioning on kids. Doctors could tell retards "You stop smoking and drinking and overeating right now otherwise your health insurer and the taxpayer will NOT cover helping you deal with the consequences". Could even fine fatties for being over 400 pounds.
Could discover retards and people with eye problems who shouldn't have driver's licenses. Could find bruises and signs of forced transitioning on kids. Doctors could tell retards "You stop smoking and drinking and overeating right now otherwise your health insurer and the taxpayer will NOT cover helping you deal with the consequences". Could even fine fatties for being over 400 pounds.
>>6122
>What if people were given mandatory physical yearly checkups like cars getting MOTs?
Who would pay for it? If it's paid for by the individual, it's pretty shitty. If it's paid for by the government, it would be subsidized healthcare.
>You stop smoking and drinking and overeating right now otherwise your health insurer and the taxpayer will NOT cover helping you deal with the consequences
This is already a thing. It's put into insurance agreements.
>people with eye problems who shouldn't have driver's licenses
Already a thing to get a license renewed.
>Could find bruises and signs of forced transitioning on kids.
Interesting idea, although privacy could be a concern in other areas.
>fine fatties for being over 400 pounds
This is a funny idea, but probably wouldn't work in reality.
>What if people were given mandatory physical yearly checkups like cars getting MOTs?
Who would pay for it? If it's paid for by the individual, it's pretty shitty. If it's paid for by the government, it would be subsidized healthcare.
>You stop smoking and drinking and overeating right now otherwise your health insurer and the taxpayer will NOT cover helping you deal with the consequences
This is already a thing. It's put into insurance agreements.
>people with eye problems who shouldn't have driver's licenses
Already a thing to get a license renewed.
>Could find bruises and signs of forced transitioning on kids.
Interesting idea, although privacy could be a concern in other areas.
>fine fatties for being over 400 pounds
This is a funny idea, but probably wouldn't work in reality.
>>6122
>What if people were given mandatory physical yearly checkups like cars getting MOTs?
"We've found that you're a white male who exercises more than five hours a week, and, according to peer-reviewed studies, that's unhealthy. We're prescribing you hormone blockers. That'll be $200 dollars for your appointment and $100 per week for you medication. Oh, our system flagged you for being unvaccinated, we'll have to report you to the FBI."
>"You stop smoking and drinking and overeating right now otherwise your health insurer and the taxpayer will NOT cover helping you deal with the consequences".
How about the state and the faggots propping it up let the lards kill themselves while you mind your own business? Taxes are bullshit and mandatory insurance is a racket.
Here's an idea; give people the freedom to fuck up and let them sort themselves out naturally. Any sort of authority given to a state or corporate entity is rarely returned without bloodshed and any policy adopted by a pozzed Western state/corpo would ruthlessly be used against Whites. Go suck off a cop, you myopic retard.
>What if people were given mandatory physical yearly checkups like cars getting MOTs?
"We've found that you're a white male who exercises more than five hours a week, and, according to peer-reviewed studies, that's unhealthy. We're prescribing you hormone blockers. That'll be $200 dollars for your appointment and $100 per week for you medication. Oh, our system flagged you for being unvaccinated, we'll have to report you to the FBI."
>"You stop smoking and drinking and overeating right now otherwise your health insurer and the taxpayer will NOT cover helping you deal with the consequences".
How about the state and the faggots propping it up let the lards kill themselves while you mind your own business? Taxes are bullshit and mandatory insurance is a racket.
Here's an idea; give people the freedom to fuck up and let them sort themselves out naturally. Any sort of authority given to a state or corporate entity is rarely returned without bloodshed and any policy adopted by a pozzed Western state/corpo would ruthlessly be used against Whites. Go suck off a cop, you myopic retard.
>>6125
>Any sort of authority given to a state or corporate entity is rarely returned without bloodshed and any policy adopted by a pozzed Western state/corpo would ruthlessly be used against Whites.
Am guessing he's talking about an ideal world. But an ideal world wouldn't need this kind of shit being enforced. Then again, am not entirely against the idea of the state getting involved in certain affairs. Having a central figure enforcing shit or just leaving 'em be, can both go terrible in the long run.
>Any sort of authority given to a state or corporate entity is rarely returned without bloodshed and any policy adopted by a pozzed Western state/corpo would ruthlessly be used against Whites.
Am guessing he's talking about an ideal world. But an ideal world wouldn't need this kind of shit being enforced. Then again, am not entirely against the idea of the state getting involved in certain affairs. Having a central figure enforcing shit or just leaving 'em be, can both go terrible in the long run.
>>6131
>>6132
This is why government authority and socialist policies only work in the presence of strong nationalism in an environment that has been purged of kikes and trannies. Socialism is untenable, National Socialism can be beneficial as a means to certain ends.
Get rid of the kikes and bankers and then we can have nice things.
>>6132
This is why government authority and socialist policies only work in the presence of strong nationalism in an environment that has been purged of kikes and trannies. Socialism is untenable, National Socialism can be beneficial as a means to certain ends.
Get rid of the kikes and bankers and then we can have nice things.
>>6134
>socialist policies only work in the presence of strong nationalism in an environment that has been purged of kikes and trannies.
...Along with every single non-White race and the rest of the lgbtlmfao "community". So, yeah, I agree.
For now, though, I'm going with a more anarchistic outlook.
>socialist policies only work in the presence of strong nationalism in an environment that has been purged of kikes and trannies.
...Along with every single non-White race and the rest of the lgbtlmfao "community". So, yeah, I agree.
For now, though, I'm going with a more anarchistic outlook.
>>6135
True anarchy would allow us to organize ourselves as we see fit and conduct ourselves as we see fit. Could create compounds with barbed wire and fellow whites, and shoot a nigger in self defense without being made into an example by the jewish system to intimidate the next white into not resisting.
True anarchy would allow us to organize ourselves as we see fit and conduct ourselves as we see fit. Could create compounds with barbed wire and fellow whites, and shoot a nigger in self defense without being made into an example by the jewish system to intimidate the next white into not resisting.
>>6134
Nearly anything works if subversive elements have been purged. Communism, capitalism, anarchy, monarchy, you name it. The only difference is how easy they are to subvert. And primary issue with communism and socialism, which even genuine commies gleefully ignore, is that they were literally built to be subverted. Zero resistance, guaranteed to end up as a dictatorship.
What kikes failed with when designing those, is that it's easy to take over for ANYONE, not just jewry, and dictators tend to hate others trying to control them. This is why modern "left" is just ultracapitalists wearing red and calling themselves commies: kikes figured out that oligarchy/corpocracy is far better for them, instead of causing communist revolutions and hoping that they won't be ousted by another Stalin and kicked out of the country as "rootless cosmopolites".
>>6122
>You don't have a mandatory tracking and wireless control chip, you must be scrapped and replaced with a newer model.
Nearly anything works if subversive elements have been purged. Communism, capitalism, anarchy, monarchy, you name it. The only difference is how easy they are to subvert. And primary issue with communism and socialism, which even genuine commies gleefully ignore, is that they were literally built to be subverted. Zero resistance, guaranteed to end up as a dictatorship.
What kikes failed with when designing those, is that it's easy to take over for ANYONE, not just jewry, and dictators tend to hate others trying to control them. This is why modern "left" is just ultracapitalists wearing red and calling themselves commies: kikes figured out that oligarchy/corpocracy is far better for them, instead of causing communist revolutions and hoping that they won't be ousted by another Stalin and kicked out of the country as "rootless cosmopolites".
>>6122
>You don't have a mandatory tracking and wireless control chip, you must be scrapped and replaced with a newer model.
>>6184
Capitalists can only soft-purge bad elements by trying to avoid financially supporting them even if it means making a parallel society.
National Socialism is better because it knows how to remove bad elements quickly and effectively.
Whenever Jews slander that aspect of national socialism they make up ridiculous lies. They claim Nazis would kill you for lacking blonde hair or a job, even though getting a job would be easier without Jews and Niggers around.
They can't paint removing Jews and Jewish propaganda as a bad thing convincingly no matter how hard they try.
Capitalists can only soft-purge bad elements by trying to avoid financially supporting them even if it means making a parallel society.
National Socialism is better because it knows how to remove bad elements quickly and effectively.
Whenever Jews slander that aspect of national socialism they make up ridiculous lies. They claim Nazis would kill you for lacking blonde hair or a job, even though getting a job would be easier without Jews and Niggers around.
They can't paint removing Jews and Jewish propaganda as a bad thing convincingly no matter how hard they try.
>>6184
Also it is impossible for capitalists to purge subversive elements from legal power, and they cannot purge them from the marketplace if the government is taxing everyone and printing money to prop up antiwhite businesses with antiwhite hiring policies and businesses owned by nonwhites. Capitalism has failed, the free market has no answers for the Jewish stranglehold on government power and how it is abused to fuck with the market.
Do you know how much the American government gives Coca Cola every year? The money is not given as part of a contract that forces Coca Cola to make jobs in this nation. The money is given freely like tribute to a ruler. The best arguments against the free market are not made by the Jews trying to find faults in the system to complain about, the best arguments against the free market are found whenever the Jews find faults in the system to exploit for nefarious gains.
Also it is impossible for capitalists to purge subversive elements from legal power, and they cannot purge them from the marketplace if the government is taxing everyone and printing money to prop up antiwhite businesses with antiwhite hiring policies and businesses owned by nonwhites. Capitalism has failed, the free market has no answers for the Jewish stranglehold on government power and how it is abused to fuck with the market.
Do you know how much the American government gives Coca Cola every year? The money is not given as part of a contract that forces Coca Cola to make jobs in this nation. The money is given freely like tribute to a ruler. The best arguments against the free market are not made by the Jews trying to find faults in the system to complain about, the best arguments against the free market are found whenever the Jews find faults in the system to exploit for nefarious gains.
Has the writing general hit the bump limit? Seems like it's never on the front page.
I hate niggers
do u even lift, bro?
I HATE NIGGERS
>>6312
You had a perfect opportunity to recite lines from Johnny Rebel and you didn't take it anon. I am disappointed.
https://www.bitchute.com/video/mt87dsmgtOoA/
You had a perfect opportunity to recite lines from Johnny Rebel and you didn't take it anon. I am disappointed.
https://www.bitchute.com/video/mt87dsmgtOoA/
Fuck sorry guys, sleep deprivation.
But I will admit I do like waffles, pie, and bananas.
But I will admit I do like waffles, pie, and bananas.
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I like niggers and I like tea but I don’t like sugar, no sirree
I'm browsing this in my car on break, so I can't do the push-ups. I think I'm probably good, since I do physical work including heavy lifting outside in the winter at my job.
How many pushups does a military guy do in a day? By now I must be approaching that mark.
I HATE NIGGERS
My love of mares compelled me to start being a better man for my imaginary cartoon horse muses.
Lift, faggots. We'll never acquire mares otherwise.
Lift, faggots. We'll never acquire mares otherwise.
You can do double for fluttershy, right?
If people avoid the overboard for fear of seeing this thread... that would be hilarious. They would be hilarious.
Hatred for niggers
Fuck the jews and wiggers too
And spics and the troons.
HAIKU
Fuck the jews and wiggers too
And spics and the troons.
HAIKU
You know what this site could use?
An accountability thread.
You make a friend, and if you don't meet your workout goals he calls you a gay nigger faggot.
I think that's how it works. Never tried it.
It might help some users transition from exclusively lurking on the main board to trying /ub/. Self improvement is beautiful. It gives you something to find joy in even with the niggers and jews raping the planet and trying to leave us nothing to be happy about.
An accountability thread.
You make a friend, and if you don't meet your workout goals he calls you a gay nigger faggot.
I think that's how it works. Never tried it.
It might help some users transition from exclusively lurking on the main board to trying /ub/. Self improvement is beautiful. It gives you something to find joy in even with the niggers and jews raping the planet and trying to leave us nothing to be happy about.
>>6467
I appreciate what you want to do, but how does one make friends on an anonymous image board? I went to one the streams at 4AM and they were literally talking about how they want to fuck Gordon Ramsay. No thanks, I'm not autistic enough to fall for tranny groomers.
A better solution might be starting a thread with an inspirational message that draws from great White men of the past in order to motivate anons. Maybe something about reconnecting with one's history through exercise and self discipline.
I appreciate what you want to do, but how does one make friends on an anonymous image board? I went to one the streams at 4AM and they were literally talking about how they want to fuck Gordon Ramsay. No thanks, I'm not autistic enough to fall for tranny groomers.
A better solution might be starting a thread with an inspirational message that draws from great White men of the past in order to motivate anons. Maybe something about reconnecting with one's history through exercise and self discipline.
>>6469
The show itself literally goes out of its way to highlight waitresses and chefs lusting after Ramsay. How is that even related to tranny groomers?
The show itself literally goes out of its way to highlight waitresses and chefs lusting after Ramsay. How is that even related to tranny groomers?
>page two
tsk, tsk.
tsk, tsk.
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Ayo this thread is on page 2 while /üb/ is slow anyways
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do u even lift?
It's that time again.
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I should work out a workout routine
Here's your invitation
I'm so glad my posts single-handedly saved this thread, this board, and the entire White Western world.
It's definitely time
>>8462
You thought it was a joke?
>I have my own routine, which I never deviate from
Fine, be a bitch. 5 more
You thought it was a joke?
>I have my own routine, which I never deviate from
Fine, be a bitch. 5 more
>>8463
Oh no, I deviate from it. I'm always trying to experiment with adjustments and push my limits (as much as I can without interfering with my work). I just don't take prompts from internet autists.
Oh no, I deviate from it. I'm always trying to experiment with adjustments and push my limits (as much as I can without interfering with my work). I just don't take prompts from internet autists.
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