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Occupied Equestria: Day 5
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No.87000
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The Adventure continues

Six years after season 6, Occupied Equestria presents an alternative history where Chrysalis chose a different approach to her second attack on Equestria. The Changelings have conquered half of Equestria, while a former Equestrian colony - soured to Princess Twilight's notion of harmony with all creatures thank to their dealing with griffins - Invaded and took the other half. In Baltimare and the Equestrian Southeast, the magic of friendship has weakened, as Communists, Changeling infiltrators, Fascists, gangs, and corrupt creepy politicians threaten the city. This role play is based in large part upon the Equestria at War mod for Hearts of Iron 4, and uses D&d 3.5e mechanics.

The Eastside Tavern Gang has broken through the house and pool-house of the politician Comte Burgher. What they found has been nothing short of astonishing. Deeds for properties bought by secret societies, seditious communications, cryptic booklets, concerning academic interests, and above all else, a sex dungeon with two young colts chained up, and traumatized. With these, they found something else: two caged and chained up adolescent Changeling drones. So doing what any logically minded group of people would do when encountering caged life-force vampires, they let the things suck on them, then took them home and hugged them and loved them and squeezed them and called them 'George.'

Dark Star is coming to terms with loss in the Stallion's room of the Eastside tavern, while Iron aids him. Silver dreams of an Equestria that is no more and his long lost family (while sleeping in a fairly awkward position). Ash awaits a new dawn of service, Onyx a new life of possible employment, while Brie and Spark stay in a small room with two strange guests
1912 replies and 48 files omitted.
Dark Star OOC
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No.87308
>>87306
Night Fren
Silver (OOC)
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No.87309
>>87306
Sleep well!
Anonymous
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>>87297
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE NO MURDER TREES!!!
Iron OOC
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>>87310
They're already dead.
Anonymous
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>>87310
>>87311
>insert fist of the north star meme here
Anonymous
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raped.png
>>87312

Iron OOC
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>>87313
That's kinda cute.
Anonymous
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>>87314
Thank Onyx, he made it months ago
Iron OOC
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No.87317
>>87316
Oh, I didn't know that.
Iron OOC
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No.87322
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Rolecall.
Anonymous
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>>87322
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=USiLjogzuC8
Iron OOC
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No.87324
>>87323
Hello.
Pacifist Ecoterrorist
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>>87322
Present

I'm feeling a bit less will today, so I might be able to play
Pacifist Ecoterrorist
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No.87326
>>87325
*Less ill
Iron OOC
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>>87323
>>87325
That's three total. Iron, Ash and Spark. Silver, Star, Brie and of course the GM are missing.
Spirit of a Sardonic Economist
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>>87327
Do I look like an edgy nymphomaniac to you?
>>87323

Iron OOC
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No.87329
>>87328
Star's the nymphomaniac. Not Spark. My mistake nonetheless.
Anonymous
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>>87328
Wat. Who is the edgy nyphomaniac?

>>87327
Here, kind of
Iron OOC
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No.87331
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>>87330
Pretty sure he mixed up Star and Spark since they both have an S as the first letter and an a on the third letter.
Spirit of a Sardonic Economist
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No.87332
>>87331
Yes because I glance at this only occasionally in the midst of my studies.
Eeeeee
tPdkq
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No.87333
87335
I'll have some timeduring Movie night, but don't expect too much out of me
Anonymous
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No.87334
87335
>>87322
edgy nymphomaniac reporting for duty
Iron OOC
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No.87335
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>>87325
>>87333
>>87334
>>87330
Ok, so far we have Star the edgelord, devoted follower of Aphrodite, Iron the big dumb stubborn boi, Ash, harbringer of peace and trees, Brie, the mad batpony who seems to have scizophrenia for some dark past reason, and the god of the world they inhabit it. Hopefully Silver, the benevolent meat eater, and Spark, an intellectual with a case of alcohol withdrawal or something, can join in while the stew's hot. aka Ash not passing out.
Pacifist Ecoterrorist
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>>87335
>Star the edgelord, devoted follower of Aphrodite
What?
Pacifist Ecoterrorist
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No.87337
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Anyway, Sister Ash would be attending prayers, and speaking with the Sisters shortly afterwards. She would have sileni picked her spells about an hour after figuring out just wtf she was planning to do today.
Iron OOC
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>>87336
Aphrodite is the goddess of sex. Star is a follower 'cause he had the most sex out of all PCs in the campaign.
Anonymous
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_DarkStar_.png
>>87335
if she was in this world Dark Would probably be a follower
Pacifist Ecoterrorist
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>>87338
Ah.
>>87339
>Not worshipping your own people's deities instead
Anonymous
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>>87340
if theres a pony goddess of sex he would
Pacifist Ecoterrorist
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>>87341
>Who is Candyass?
Anonymous
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No.87343
>>87342
Captured by changlings
Anonymous
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>>87341
Is world of harmony and wholesomeness. No goddess of "sex," only love, marriage, and new foals

>>87342
The Princess of Love. Not sex.
Anonymous
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>>87344
Didnt cadence get captured?
Iron OOC
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No.87346
>>87345
Pretty sure she was, judging how Equestria was split in half to begin with.
Pacifist Ecoterrorist
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>>87344
All the princesses are by default sex gods.
Candy just shares an alesthetic/niche with Aphrodite.

Also, Aphrodite is not the goddess of sex, but passionate love, whereas Eros is affection. Pan is the god of sex, iirc.
Iron OOC
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>>87347
>all princesses are sex gods by default.
W0t? How come?
Pacifist Ecoterrorist
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No.87349
>>87348
Because reasons.
Anonymous
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87352 87353 87363
>>87347
Pony Princesses are pure. Just because they are fapped to by tens of thousands does not make them sexual
Anonymous
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>>87348

Pacifist Ecoterrorist
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>>87350
There's no rule against being pure/virgin, and still having sex in your deific portfolio.
>>87351
This guy gets it.
Iron OOC
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No.87353
>>87351
So it is what GM said at >>87350
Good to know.
Silver (OOC)
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No.87354
87355 87359
Note to self: no sleep during the night combined with sleeping well into the evening leads to really weird dreams/nightmares.
Anonymous
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>>87354
Were they hot?
Brieeeeeeeeee
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No.87356
87358 87359 87360
>>87335
Yes, Brie is literally schitzo, that's the only reason he can understand anything the Lings say, because the voices in his head tell him bits and pieces about what the words mean.
Get it? He's bat-shit! XDDDD
Silver (OOC)
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>>87355
If by hot you mean "Playing an AARPG and getting killed multiple times by a gigantic terrifying demon boss" then yes.
Anonymous
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No.87358
_Laughing horses.gif
>>87356
>spoiler
Iron OOC
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No.87359
>>87356
I giggled.
>>87354
Only the intellectual remains to appear.
Have a good lunch/breakfast
Anonymous
iTzX4
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No.87360
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>>87352
Well, maybe... All you need to know is that Alicorn bodies are the pinacle of Pony perfection, and that the Princesses save the married one are all paragons of chastity and virginity (and even the married one is perfectly 'chaste' by Catholic definitions). Or maybe they had lovers long ago, who were died or separated tragically, and vowed never to love again after that. Or maybe they are extreme sluts regularly taking secret lovers and fucking their guards

>>87357
Noted for future dreams and encounters

>>87356
Cute name
Anonymous
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No.87361
87362 87364
>>87357
Was it a hot demon boss?
Iron OOC
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No.87362
>>87361
Well, it was a demon, so I'm sure it was burning hot. So hot that if you touch it, you would literally catch on fire.
Like Ash's angry side
Anonymous
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87367
>>87350
>Royalty
>Pure
Anon, why don't you have a seat
Silver (OOC)
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>>87360
Preemptive F for Silver
>>87361
More like lanky, ashy-skinned, and wicked-grinned with a smile full of sharp teeth, and with hands the size of bedrooms that grab you and try to tear you in half.
Iron OOC
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No.87365
>>87364
Well, at least it was turned on before the fight.
Cuz its skin is ash-colored, which implies the demon had to endure fire on his body
Anonymous
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No.87366
>>87364
sounds pretty lewd to me.
Anonymous
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87368 87369
>>87364
Interesting. Tell me more

>>87363
Pony royalty is pure, like Queen Elizabeth
Anonymous
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No.87368
>>87367
>Implying any royalty is pure
Silver (OOC)
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>>87367
So, for some reason, in this made-up game my mind came up with, there was a super boss in the middle of a large grassland valley with no trees in sight. It was the kind you were expected to go after once you killed the main boss. It was some kind of formless entity wearing a white cloak, and used holy-based magic to attack. It was very difficult to kill, but after finding out that it was weak to dark magic, I managed to defeat it. Didn't get any rewards for doing, though.

A couple in-game days later, I returned to the valley to see if I would get a reward, and this massive rift opens up in the middle of it, and out comes this giant, lanky, pale/ash-skinned demon, with the most terrifying evil grim you've ever seen. It was the size of a small mountain, and its hands could easily crush a small house. Apparently the other entity I killed had been sealing it away and keeping it from invading the mortal realm, and now that it was dead, it was free to invade the mortal realm and spread death and destruction across the world. So, we fought, and I managed to take out maybe a 20th of its life bar before it grabbed me, tried to tear me in half, and then threw me so far across the valley I hit the hills on the other side of it. Then it managed to cover the same distance in only a few seconds, grabbed me again, and finally managed to tear me in half. I tried fighting it about four different times, each ending the same way, before I finally woke up from the dream.
Silver (OOC)
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No.87370
>>87369
*evil grin
Iron OOC
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No.87371
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>>87369
Uh, why did you even have those kinds of dreams? Did you play many games with allusions to demons like Diablo and other RPGs which focuses on demon killing before bed or something? Got frustrated on a boss and your brain decided to torment you about it? What the hell?
Silver (OOC)
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>>87371
There are very few times when I can even remember if I had a dream, and even fewer times I can remember details about the dream long enough to relay it to someone else. When it happens, I don't know why my mind comes up with stuff like it, but it's always fucked up like that.
Anonymous
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No.87373
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>>87369
>Hopes to someday rival Silver's Dark Souls dream in the horrific majesty of a description
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vAUOPHqx5Gs
Anonymous
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No.87374
87376
>>87369
Man you need to grind to get more xp, before you fight the final boss.
Iron OOC
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No.87375
87376
>>87372
You need Jesus in your life
All dreams have this rule. If you recently woke up to a dream, you will remember the details for it, but slowly fades from memory unless written down. Most of the time, I don't even dream. It's like sleeping just to pass time, like how many games nowadays save progress when you go to bed.
Silver (OOC)
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No.87376
87413
>>87373
Knowing you, you could very easily surpass whatever I could describe.
>>87374
Maybe I haven't gone through enough NG+'s yet.
>>87375
I guess so. It just seems like the more messed up the dream is, the longer the amount of time I remember it for.
Spirit of a Sardonic Economist
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No.87377
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>>87360
In my headcanon, Celestia is more of an Aphrodite and represents the more epicurean approach to life, enjoying each of life's pleasures. Luna would be more of an Athena and a stoic, being rigorously ascetic and still a virgin after thousands of years.

>>87369
Sounds like dreams I like to have.
Anonymous
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>>87377
Epicurean? Pony society is very nearly an enactment of Plato’s Republic in a children’s show. I cannot imagine Celestia taking s hedonistic approach of any kind to her life.
Pacifist Ecoterrorist
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No.87380
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>>87337
I'm going to have to leave for a while.

I'll pick my spells after seeing where Sister Ash leaves off.
Spirit of a Sardonic Economist
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No.87381
87387
>>87378
Well, she is infamous for eating cake every day. It's not unlikely she would also take on prince-consorts as in the fanfic "The Sun and the Rose." Whether that's hedonistic or not is up to debate, but there's no question she lives in luxury.
Iron OOC
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No.87382
>>87380
I'll take a short nap, just in case I feel like passing out in the middle of a session. At most, I'll come back in 3 to 4 hours.
Pacifist Ecoterrorist
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>>87377
I don't think Luna's chastity is necessarily the result of ascetiscism. I think she's just autistic, and extra awkward after being imprisoned in the moon for so long.
Celestia is married to cake.
Pacifist Ecoterrorist
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No.87384
>>87383
Also, I'm back.
Anonymous
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No.87386
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>>87383
>ywn loving hold luna
Pacifist Ecoterrorist
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No.87387
>>87381
Maybe she sits around eating cake all day to fill the hole in her life left by the fact that she'd out-live any partner she could ever have.
Pacifist Ecoterrorist
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No.87388
>>87369
That's gamer-brain right there. Lucid dreaming.
Anonymous
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No.87389
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>>87386
You must not realize, Luna is the ponification of Nyx (not the poner) the mistress of the night and hidden secrets. You probably already know 'Luna', but without ever knowing her. Cuz thats how she rolls.
Legend says men who knowingly embrace Nyx are forever fixated and sworn to her, cuz its so UNNNNFFFF
Anonymous
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No.87390
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>>87389

Pacifist Ecoterrorist
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>>87389
Nyx is the "night" and represents the first offspring of the primordial Chaos before the beginning creation, feared by even Zeus. She's the Mother of Hypnos (Sleep) and his brother Thantos (Death), amd the proginator of all other personified deities. She's supposed to be as terrifying as she is beautiful
If Luna were in any way like Nyx, that would encompass the Nightmare Moon aspect of her.
Pacifist Ecoterrorist
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>>87391
However, in Greek mythology, Nyx is supposed to be the mother of Day.
The ancient Greek cosmology has a thematic of all good things rising from darkness and death.
Anonymous
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No.87393
>>87391
Tl:dr Love, and don't fuck with, Luna
Pacifist Ecoterrorist
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No.87394
87395
I think I have my spells, but I'd like her to start the day first.
Anonymous
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>>87394
Alright, I recall praying with the sisters
Pacifist Ecoterrorist
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>>87395
That's about it.
Is there any word about last night?
This is GM, right?
Anonymous
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>>87396
This is GM from mobile IP. What is the question concerning last night?
Pacifist Ecoterrorist
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>>87397
I was just wondering what the general mood in the abbey is.
I think I'llhave her check on the children before she leaves.
Anonymous
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>>87398
A sort of quiet has come over the air. Like some facts are too horrible to be spoken aloud, but so impactful they shake you to the very essence of your soul
Pacifist Ecoterrorist
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>>87399
Sister Ash would have a similar aura to her after waking up, unsure how to speak of what went on last night, and even less sure of how to react to it.

She decides to help the Sisters with their morning work (while I wait for Iron's player to show up).
Anonymous
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No.87401
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>>87400
“How well do you understand plants?” Asks a sister
Pacifist Ecoterrorist
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No.87402
>>87401
*Ears perked*
"Quite well, if I do say so myself."
Pacifist Ecoterrorist
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No.87403
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>>87401
*Ears perked*
"Quite well, if I do say so myself."
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87405 87436
[1d3 = 3]
>>87403
“Oh, excellent. We have an area of one garden where the plants are not growing very well. We are trying to clear out other parts of the property for other fields, but we thought that maybe you could help”
Pacifist Ecoterrorist
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No.87405
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>>87404
"Hmm, that's odd.." Sister Ash replies quietly, somewhat disappointed that the Enrichment spell she cast on the garden hasn't yet had any dramatic effect.
"I would be glad to help."
Pacifist Ecoterrorist
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No.87406
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>>87405
Enrichment was the effect of the Plant Growth spell she cast on the first day, btw.
Anonymous
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>>87405
“Oh yes, just up the hill. We have some plants that seem to have stunted growth.” When the sister takes her there, she sees an area that is cultivated more like an agricultural field than a garden, although still not very large. It is on non-level terrain and not terraced. The plants immediately approached seem to be turnips, although other tubers like onions”

“Well, here we are. The problem is that growth in this field seems to be stunted compared to field elsewhere. We were wanting to simply abandon the field, but we were wondering if you knew what the issue was”

>>87406
This is a distinct set of plants
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No.87408
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[1d20+13 = 16]
>>87407
Just restating. She would be particularly interested, since she believed that her blessing would have been enough for the whole garden.

Sister Ash enters the area and levitates a clump of the soil.
Rolling Knowledge (nature) to see if there's any evident cause to her.
Pacifist Ecoterrorist
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No.87409
87411
>>87408
Stupid dice...
G1blJ
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No.87410
87436
[1d3 = 2]
>>87408
>rolled a three
Pacifist Ecoterrorist
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No.87411
>>87409
I would have just taken 10, had I not suspected it to be supernatural in origin.
Anonymous
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No.87412
87416
>>87408
The dirt seems a bit on the alkali side
Shimmering Spark
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No.87413
87414
>>87376
The sorcerer finally returned if you are available to continue.
Silver (OOC)
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No.87414
87421
>>87413
Sounds good.