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Occupied Equestria: Day 5
iTzX4
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No.87000
87001 87029
The Adventure continues

Six years after season 6, Occupied Equestria presents an alternative history where Chrysalis chose a different approach to her second attack on Equestria. The Changelings have conquered half of Equestria, while a former Equestrian colony - soured to Princess Twilight's notion of harmony with all creatures thank to their dealing with griffins - Invaded and took the other half. In Baltimare and the Equestrian Southeast, the magic of friendship has weakened, as Communists, Changeling infiltrators, Fascists, gangs, and corrupt creepy politicians threaten the city. This role play is based in large part upon the Equestria at War mod for Hearts of Iron 4, and uses D&d 3.5e mechanics.

The Eastside Tavern Gang has broken through the house and pool-house of the politician Comte Burgher. What they found has been nothing short of astonishing. Deeds for properties bought by secret societies, seditious communications, cryptic booklets, concerning academic interests, and above all else, a sex dungeon with two young colts chained up, and traumatized. With these, they found something else: two caged and chained up adolescent Changeling drones. So doing what any logically minded group of people would do when encountering caged life-force vampires, they let the things suck on them, then took them home and hugged them and loved them and squeezed them and called them 'George.'

Dark Star is coming to terms with loss in the Stallion's room of the Eastside tavern, while Iron aids him. Silver dreams of an Equestria that is no more and his long lost family (while sleeping in a fairly awkward position). Ash awaits a new dawn of service, Onyx a new life of possible employment, while Brie and Spark stay in a small room with two strange guests
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Anonymous
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No.88898
>>88897
Rats..
Anonymous
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No.88899
88900 88901 88902
>>88894
This is more or less successful. The foals go on

>>88895
"Hiss!"
Kerr boops back

>>88896
She smiles, and extends her wing in front of Silver's face. Her feathers seem to be a little bluer on the tips and edges.

>>88897
She does not kill the plants
Iron
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No.88900
88903
>>88899
Iron now awaits a foal that gets too close to his unarmored hoof.
Shimmering Spark
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No.88901
88903
>>88899
More boops to each of them to get them distracted.
Silver
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No.88902
88906
>>88899
He smiles back as he gets an idea. His horn lights up and creates a telekinetic sheath around the fleshy part of the wing, and he uses his magic to gently massage it from base to tip. He looks at her feathers as he does so, finding the coloration rather mesmerizing. "Your wings are very beautiful. There are not many pegasi I have met with gradients in their feathers."
Anonymous
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No.88903
88904 88905
>>88901
And now both start aggressively counter-attacking

>>88900
Roll for luck
wio4P
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No.88904
88906
[1d20 = 9]
>>88903

Shimmering Spark
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No.88905
88906
>>88903
I keep it up and then have it run along the floor.
Anonymous
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No.88906
88907 88908 88909
>>88902
Her throat makes a soft purring sound, and she keeps her wings out.
"Thank you. That feels good"
Another thing, her feathers are shinny

>>88904
His prey does not come in range

>>88905
Kerr runs right after it

wio4P
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No.88907
88910
[1d20 = 15]
>>88906
Iron waits a little longer. If nopony comes, it should be safe to move out. If somepony comes, he'll be in for a surprise.
He's thinking Star is taking a little too long. He may have to tell Ash to move out to the tavern and tell a nun to relay the message.
Silver
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No.88908
88910
>>88906
"I imagine with amount of use these get, there would be fair amount of stress built up." As he keeps the massage going, he extends his focus to use his magic to get her other wing to unfold, and extend the massage onto that wing as well. He watches as the feathers on this wing catch the light. "There is shine to your feathers I do not think I noticed before."
Shimmering Spark
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No.88909
88910
>>88906
What is Wesley doing?
Anonymous
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No.88910
88911 88913 88914
>>88907
At last, one comes near

>>88908
She slowly raises her other wing until it is fully extended. Her wingspan is rather great, taking up a decent portion of the width of the room. She explains the shine
"I use olive oil on them sometimes"

>>88909
He is watching intently
wio4P
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No.88911
88912 88915
[1d20+11 = 13]
>>88910
Iron suddenly boops the poor foal's nose. "Golpe de gracia!" Iron exclaims as he does it.
Iron
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No.88912
>>88911
Oh no.
Shimmering Spark
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No.88913
88915
>>88910
I watch Kerr as well, having the doll run around the room, hiding in several spots.
Silver
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No.88914
88915
>>88910
The realization of her true wingspan is nothing short of jaw-dropping to Silver, who momentarily pauses in the massage. "О, моя Селестия...wow...your wings are incredible..." He shakes his head clear, and returns to his work, making an almost milking motion throughout the muscle groups. "Olive oil. I suppose that is Nimbusian custom to use it on your wings?"
Anonymous
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No.88915
88916 88917 88918
>>88911
And... he over extends himself and trips

>>88913
Kerr buzzs around with his wings, pouncing

>>88914
She looks at him with an intense grin, continuing to purr
"Yes, we use it regularly to clean our feahers"
Shimmering Spark
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No.88916
88919
>>88915
I chuckle at the scene.
"Get that pony!"
Silver
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No.88917
88919
>>88915
"I do not believe Storm used olive oil for that purpose." A particularly lewd memory of Storm and her wings enters his mind, making him grin. "Though, I will say she occasionally did use another kind of oil..."
Iron
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No.88918
88919
>>88915
Iron falls to the ground unceremoniusly, without the pretense of being knocked down by running foals. He decides to lay there for a while, contemplating his bad luck for this encounter.
iTzX4
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No.88919
88920 88922 88929
[1d20+2 = 11]
>>88916
He tries to get that pony

>>88917
"In Nimbusia olive oil was used for many purposes, feather-wash among them... She used oil too? Like cottonseed oil? Hemp seed oil?"

>>88918
A small crowd of ponies gather round and stare in fascinated horror
Iron
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No.88920
88921
>>88919
Iron notices the ponies staring at him. He pokes his chin, then decides to stand up deliberately slowly while the crowd watches. He can feel the fear emanating from them. He shall see if their curiousity wins over it.
Anonymous
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No.88921
88923
>>88920
A smaller one runs. A couple stand still, and a few move a couple steps back
Silver
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No.88922
88925
>>88919
He chuckles. "No, more of the 'midnight' variety."
wio4P
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No.88923
88924 88925
[1d20 = 4]
>>88921
Iron now stands still. He wonders if anyone will attempt to get closer again, just to prove their bravery with their peers.
I'll roll luck for this.
Iron
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No.88924
>>88923
Cans.wav
Anonymous
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No.88925
88926 88927
>>88922
Blue Skies frowns slightly
"I would think petroleum would be unhealthy for feather growth"

>>88923
They back away slowly
wio4P
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No.88926
88928
[1d20 = 18]
>>88925
Iron remains steadfast on standing still. He wonders if at least one pony will try to approach his intimidating presence.
Silver
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No.88927
88928
>>88925
He chuckles, though now once again awkwardly. "I, uh...I am trying to imply ejaculate, not petroleum." He keeps the wing massage going, however.
Anonymous
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No.88928
88930 88931
>>88927
She stands there in complete silence... for all of about five seconds. Then she laughs out loud, slumping down closer to the floor a little

>>88926
A little colt
*poke*
Shimmering Spark
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No.88929
88932
>>88919
I finally move the doll toward him for a final confrontation!
Silver
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No.88930
88932
>>88928
If there ever was a better icebreaker than laughter, Silver doesn't know of its existence. He happily joins in her mirth. He has to readjust his telekinetic sheath a little as her position changes, but it doesn't have much of an actual effect on the experience.
wio4P
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No.88931
88932
[1d20+11 = 20]
>>88928
Iron boops the brave colt on his nose for his efforts with his unarmored hoof.
iTzX4
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No.88932
88933 88934
[1d20+2 = 22]
>>88929
"RAAAAAAA!!!"
He attac

>>88930
"That I can say definitively I try to keep off my coat and feathers"

>>88931
"Ahhh!" He screams, and the foals start to run away
Silver
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No.88933
88935
>>88932
"Yes, but such is life of love and desire. We would always have to scrub each other down afterwards. Sometimes it ended up counter-productive, but we did not much care." As she presumably returns to a more normal sitting position, Silver moves to sit behind her. He presses his forehooves onto the sides of her withers and makes small, slow massaging circles with them.
Iron
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No.88934
88935
>>88932
Iron remains still again as the foals run away again. He snickers a little bit at the colt's exasperated scream of terror as his muzzle got booped.
Anonymous
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No.88935
88936 88937
1824144__safe_artist-colon-deusexequus_nightmare moon_princess celestia_alicorn_bust_duo_frown_hoof shoes_pony_un.png
>>88934
>>88934
Perhaps something like pic is appropriate

>>88933
Her back, naturally, is the same azure white as her feathers, mostly a solid color. She coos lightly at the rubbing. The hair of her tail is mostly straight, and the same sky blue as her mane.

She moves her head down laughing a bit more
Iron
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No.88936
88938
>>88935
Too bad it isn't Nightmare Night.
Iron wonders if the foals would call a nun to deal with the 'living' statue.
Silver
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No.88937
88938
>>88935
He focuses on her withers for a few more seconds before moving onto her shoulders. "Let me know if you want it harder or softer.

"We were as busy as rabbits, somedays. Especially early on, before we started to have foals. I remember there was one day during her heat, we managed to fill our bedroom with such potent smell of love and sex it took half week for it to clear out completely, then another weekend as we could not help ourselves any more and negated all progress we had made."
Anonymous
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No.88938
88939 88940
dweepingangels1.jpg
>>88936
It doesn't seem to be the case. That, or any nuns they told didn't take the threat seriously

>>88937
Her head moves down a little again, giggling. All she says is,
"light a candle"
Silver
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No.88939
88941
>>88938
Silver gets a chuckle out of that. "As much as I do enjoy reminiscing about long nights of passion I had with Storm, I would like to know some more about you. I feel as though I have shared so much without giving you chance to express yourself adequately."
Iron
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No.88940
88941
>>88938
Iron shrugs mentally. Somepony will come back, since foals are curious first and foremost. As long as he puts a pattern that leaves them wondering, they'll come back to learn.
Anonymous
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No.88941
88942 88943
>>88939
She looks straight ahead
"What... What do you want to know?"

>>88940
Some peer on, observing from a distance the mysterious booping statue
Iron
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No.88942
88944
>>88941
Iron remains still, eager to see who will approach him now.
Silver
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No.88943
88944
>>88941
He's a little concerned about this behavior. "Did you have many friends when you were growing up, or when you were in your school days?"
Anonymous
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No.88944
88945 88951
>>88943
"I had many associates and classmates. They tried form close bonds between the pegasi as early as possible"

>>88942
Though many peer, none dare come within booping range
Silver
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No.88945
88947
>>88944
"Did any stand out among others? Those you would spend time with outside of classroom?" He moves from working on her shoulders to working on her upper back, very slowly moving down it with each circle his hooves make.
Anonymous
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No.88947
88948
>>88945
"when I was younger there was... Velvet Vanguard I guess. We would run through the meadows picking flowers, or go down to the stream. She wasn't really fond of how I was with the colts in later years"
Silver
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No.88948
88949
>>88947
He nods. "It sounds like she desired your 'company'."
Anonymous
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No.88949
88950
>>88948
She looks back at him
"No, I assure you that if she were after me the way the colts were, I would have known"
Silver
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No.88950
88952
>>88949
"Really? Then what do you think caused her to not be fond with how you were with colts? How were you with them?"
Iron
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No.88951
>>88944
Iron just remains still for now. He may need to move out soon.
I'll go to bed now. Night.
Anonymous
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No.88952
88953
>>88950
"She... didn't approve"
Silver
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No.88953
88954
>>88952
He maintains the massage on her lower back while they converse. "She did not approve about what exactly?"
Anonymous
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No.88954
88955
>>88953
"Uh... dating"
Silver
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No.88955
88956
>>88954
The look on his face suggests he doesn't fully understand. "...Elaborate?"
Anonymous
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No.88956
88957
>>88955
She looks ahead
"I'd rather not"
Silver
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No.88957
88958 88959
>>88956
"Then I will not push you." He moves his hooves lower, from her back onto her loin, now pressing into them than making circular motions. "Could you tell me about her? Velvet Vanguard?"
Silver (OOC)
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No.88958
>>88957
*now more
Anonymous
iTzX4
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No.88959
88960
>>88957
"Red pegasus. She was somewhat adventurous. Like me she liked the stories of the old Hoplites holding back the hordes. Unlike me she was better at martial exercises. She was relatively outgoing
Silver
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No.88960
88961
>>88959
"She sounds much like counterpart to you. I can see why you and her were friends."
Anonymous
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No.88961
88962
>>88960
"It seems about so. She was my closest bond for most of school"
Silver
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No.88962
88963
>>88961
"So...what happened to her?"
Anonymous
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No.88963
88964
>>88962
"We drifted apart in later years. I think I saw her around before I left"
Silver
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No.88964
88965
>>88963
He nods, momentarily pausing the massage to lean down and rest his head against the side of her neck, speaking softly. "Thank you for sharing, Blue."
Anonymous
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No.88965
88966
>>88964
"You're welcome" She responds
Silver
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No.88966
88967
>>88965
He leans back and continues the massage, his hooves moving now from her loin to her croup. Though her current position of sitting means Silver can't get much lower than this, and he can't work quite as effectively. "Could you lay down, if you still want this massage to continue? I can not quite reach like this."
Anonymous
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No.88967
88968
>>88966
She does so, laying her barrel down on the ground so that she lay on her belly, forelegs in front of her
Silver
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No.88968
88969
>>88967
"Thank you." He repositions to better be able to reach with his forehooves. The circular motions continue, now with them spread across both her croup and her flanks. "So, how has work been treating you?"
Anonymous
iTzX4
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No.88969
88970
>>88968
>>88968
“Slightly better than your work has been treating you it seems like. It’s more dangerous than normal work by far, but I suppose there is more so.” She says
Her croup is one of the more muscular areas, but still more boney, and with fluffed up fur overtop
Silver
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No.88970
88971
>>88969
"Compared to nearly getting eaten alive by undead? Having part of my soul bitten off is like vacation." He thinks for a second. "Well, minus spider jumping on my face." He presses here with a slight bit more force than before.
Anonymous
iTzX4
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No.88971
88972
>>88970
“Ooh!” She remarks, as her hindquarters reacts to the hooves pressing into and just above them.

“Well, I cant say that I have to deal with getting eaten alive or... getting eaten alive. But being exposed or caught can lead to getting shot instantly”
Silver
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No.88972
88973
>>88971
"I suppose that is key to your occupation: to avoid exposure or getting caught by...well, whatever subversive groups I assume you are trying to tackle. None of my business, I am sure."

He grins at her reaction, and repeats what brought it about. "Enjoy that?"
Anonymous
iTzX4
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No.88973
88974
>>88972
She giggles
“Somewhat. And mostly it’s communists and their assorted permutations. Not that there aren’t many ‘harmonist’ troublemakers out there”
Silver
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No.88974
88975
>>88973
"Oh, I imagine there are plenty of Harmonists out there, with Equestria being home of Harmony and all. I know on my way back home after end of war, I came across couple surviving army groups in Western Equestria who had gone into hiding rather than get killed, captured, or forced to surrender. They're probably long gone from where I met them, though, if they managed to survive."

He moves onto her flanks, his hooves making faster circles and pressing at a similar force to how he did so at her croup. "It seems as though there is significant Communist influence here in Baltimare. More so than I would have expected."
Anonymous
iTzX4
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No.88975
88976
>>88974
She seems to like the rubbing, with her tail occasionally easing slightly up before being forced down
“Western Equestria? Oh I would imagine they’ve been completely ravaged by now. The communists are worse here than they are in most places in East Equestria by far.”

I just realized that I have repeatedly inaccurately refered the Changeling-occupied Equestria as “East Equestria,” when really, it’s West Equestria
Silver
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No.88976
88977
>>88975
"I certainly hope they are still alive, giving everything they have against Hegemony. They were good ponies, and anything that weakens Chrysalis's hold in Western Equestria is good for us all."

He keeps the massage going, seeing her reaction. "I wonder how much influence Stalliongrad has in this region, and how many resources they are funneling to Communists here. I know that chairpony they elected some years ago is not nearly as aggressive and expansionist as other options they had, but it would seem like them to try to force revolution here like they did when they first started in Severyana."
Anonymous
iTzX4
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No.88977
88978
>>88976
I wouldn’t count on them being an effective fighting force against the hegemony. Facing down a million well armed and well organized enemy’s troops is one thing. Facing down a million hostile who can shape shift and mimic voices is another thing entirely. All it takes is accepting bread from the wrong ‘friendly civilian.’ Or having sex with the wrong alleged mare when stopping into town. Or listening to the cries of help from the wrong lost filly. I don’t think they could hold out for very long. Not in numbers, anyways. As for Stalliongrad.. uck! Subversion is their modus opperindi. More so even than the Hegemony. They’ve been a nightmare overseas in the past. But things have changed somewhat with their new neighbor in the West”

And yes, she likes the massaging
Silver
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No.88978
88979 88980
>>88977
"I imagine they are mustering every able-bodied pony they can into joining up with their 'Ponies' Army' to act as deterring force on border. I also imagine they are investing heavily into anti-tank rifles and their own armored division, even if one-on-one no Stalliongrad design can survive against Changeling Panzer. Well, perhaps except for most expensive and heavy of their designs, but this is Stalliongrad we are talking about. They invest in numbers and cost-effectiveness, not quality.

"For subversion here, in Baltimare? They are likely starved of support internationally, something that was core to their ideals in Severyana when they took over. 'Worldwide workers' revolution'. Having even small part of Equestria be on their side would be major boon for them, both for resources and for any planned assaults and counter-assaults against Hegemony, and likely also Black Hooves occupiers. And from what little I have heard, all of their potential allies in Griffonia have either been absorbed into Empire, conquered by New Mareland, are too far away, or are too preoccupied with their own problems to be of any help."

An evil grin forms on his face as he gets an idea. He surrounds her dock with a telekinetic field, and uses it to stroke and massage the little nub of flesh that connects her tail to the rest of her body.
Iron
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No.88979
>>88978
Called it.
Anonymous
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No.88980
88981 88989
>>88978
The top of Blue Skies' dock is covered in much the same azure white fur as the rest of her coat, albeit it is a bit shorter than elsewhere. The underside is naked skin. It is a light grey coloration, and feels particularly soft and smooth. She must put effort into her skin as surely as her coat and feathers. She allows her tail to rise moderately for him. The tail itself is behind her is straight, probably until it makes contact with Silver's legs. It is of moderate length, almost tomboyish but still more feminine than not. Except for allowing her tail to rise Blu Skies does not react.

Blue Skies, for her part seems deep in contemplation about how much to reveal (about the political situation) to Silver
"They punch well above their weight militarily. It's a good thing that they are scared now by a different threat, otherwise, they would be a major problem"
Anonymous
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No.88981
88982
>>88980
Wait, are these two about to buck or something?
Iron
wio4P
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No.88982
88983
>>88981
They're damn close to do so.
Well, if Star is not about to come back, then it's acceptale. Besides, GM is loving Silver's story ideas and potential, so I wouldn't put it against him to reward him.
Not with explicit sex, but eh, what can you do.
Anonymous
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No.88983
88984
>>88982
Silver's a sixty-something+ year old widower.
The tail-lifting seems kind of like a greenlight.. Especially with the vivid descriptions of her body, coat, skin and dock (that part might just be GM admiring his own OC though).

Oh well, it's not my place to judge other characters' interactions. It could be an interesting development. Let's watch.
Iron
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No.88984
88985 88986
>>88983
I suppose. I feel bad for dark boi. I made him go for her and all, so I should be partially resposible for that relationship.
They do seem to complement eachother,as they're made for eachother.
Iron
wio4P
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No.88985
>>88984
*as if they're made
Anonymous
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No.88986
88987
>>88984
Eh, I kind of rooted for it too. Even though it wasn't really any of my business.

This is actually a thing they warn about at the beginning of the BoEF, in concern to deciding to include romantic/sexual relationships in a campaign.
Iron
wio4P
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No.88987
>>88986
I remember that. Hopefully it doesn't cause any rash actions by the GM through Skies or the other two players.
Hippie Dragon Nun
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No.88988
88990 89032
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On a completely unrelated note, I think my character should probably be taking care of animals a lot more.
I've been considering how Fluttershy seems to feed and heal pretty much every creature in the forest, and I think I should probably follow her example to be a proper Druid. It a question if animals in Equestria are even capable of taking care of themselves, since it seemed as though they didn't even know when to wake up from hibernation, if Fluttershy didn't wake them.
>tfw no Flutterdruid to teach me about taking care of animals
It was actually supposed to be Sister Ash's primary motivation in traveling Equestria to study ponies as the engine of their ecosystem, and caretakers of nature. The poverty services were meant to be her response to working in an urban environment (since she considers poverty to be one of the horrors of the modern world); since she considers ponies to be natural creatures.
Silver
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No.88989
88996
>>88980
He drops the field around her dock, a little surprised by her lack of reaction, and finding that her dock is not as ticklish as he would have expect. He's not disappointed, however. He moves his hooves up to massage the sides of her barrel.

"When Communists took over and made Stalliongrad independent, not all of Severyana joined them. Most southern reaches remained in Equestrian control, thanks to higher amount of Harmonist support in region than what Communists could manage. And now that territory is in your control."
Anonymous
wio4P
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No.88990
88991
>>88988
I really don't see many chances to help out animals in an urban setting, but I'll be sure to remind you if I can.
Hippie Dragon Nun
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No.88991
88993
>>88990
Well, we're not going to be in an urban setting forever, and there's still a forest behind the abbey. I just want to explore my character's niche.
Besides, as a Druid, making sure the forest/animals/wilderness is taken care of is really her whole job; like, if it's supposed to be as mandatory as a Paladin's code. If she failed to serve her role to protect nature too many times, or showed and lack of reverence to the natural world, she'd lose the favor of the earth, and thus all of her class features.
Anonymous
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No.88993
88994
>>88991
Understandable.
By the way, I was thinking of leaving Star to interact with the foals and tell a nun to notify Star that we left and where we are going.
Either tavern of directly to the mademares,
but Spark should come in handy to do the pacifist route.

>>88992
I know. It must be tough to reel in the need to do some stupid shit for instant gratification,
like how I'm 'terrorizing' foals as a booping statue.

Hippie Dragon Nun
mqvEd
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No.88994
88995 88997
>>88993
Yeah, I really do want to finish up this sidequest so that my character can explore her niche a bit more.

Nopony said playing an Exalted character in a WWII setting would be easy...
I'm hoping I can select the feats I actually want after the level-up though.
Hippie Dragon Nun
mqvEd
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No.88995
>>88994
Thinking back, the tower shield should have been prohibited under the VoP...
Anonymous
82k85
?
No.88996
89001
>>88989
“Oh I assure you, we know. There is and has been the concern they they will Invade south, to try to take the areas they think theirs. Even for creatures that do not appreciate the nation or the homeland, they still try to claim it... Their greatest window has passed, however. If they had struck during the war the Hegemony would have stalled, and the State would have been pushed back into the sea.”
Anonymous
wio4P
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No.88997
89004
>>88994
You should probably tell a nun then. After all, Iron's still pretending to be a nefarious boop statue, so it's a bit paralyzed by his role.
Anonymous
82k85
?
No.88999
89004
Boop
Silver
xP31Z
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No.89001
>>88996
"There is threat of Nova Griffonia to north. They might be worried that declaring war on one of their neighbors will give free pass to others to do same to them. No matter how highly Stalliongrad's officer corps thinks of themselves, they know they can not fight three-front war with ocean at their back."
Hippie Dragon Nun
mqvEd
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No.89004
89005
>>88998
>>88997
Actually, I think I'll try to do that now.
>>88999
Can Sister Ash tell a nun that she's leaving with Iron to run an errand, and to inform Dark Star that they left?
Anonymous
82k85
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No.89005
89006 89007 89009
>>89004
What errand? I know players like to be suber duvet sekret with their intent, but if this campaign is going to run continuously, be actually three delegate campaign for different groups of players, and I have to improvise half of it, then I need to know what I am supposed to be making up before I am asked to generate a scene
Hippie Dragon Nun
mqvEd
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No.89006
89009
>>89005
Well, I wanted to go investigate what was going on with those mademares, but I guess could hold that off until the weekend too.
Silver
xP31Z
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No.89007
>>89005
"What Communists have claimed, however, is no match for what self-proclaimed Tsar Peter IV claimed was extent of Severyanan territory. I remember back when I was teenager and he was young and just starting out in politics, I read about then-infamous debate he and his Tsarist faction had against Loyalist faction that had been spread throughout all of Severyana. They claimed not only what Communists have claims on today, but also Grivvish Isles, Village-Up-North, and all of Nova Griffonia and Griffon Frontier, all way up to border with Pingland. Essentially, he claimed all territory ancient Severyanan tribe had control over back in times of Three Tribes."
Hippie Dragon Nun
mqvEd
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No.89009
89011
>>89006
>>89005
Basically what Iron said.
Anonymous
wio4P
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No.89011
89012
>>89009
Go to tavern, fetch Spark and go to the mademare OR just go to the mademares.
Of course, I will not take Spark away from the smol bugs until Silver comes back to his home or any other pony can take care of them.
Hippie Dragon Nun
mqvEd
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No.89012
>>89011
This.
Anonymous
wio4P
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No.89015
Today, in Stable Mare News!
Openia has been defeated by the sickening insects that call themselves the changelings! Those disgusting monsters tore through the poor deer's defenses with their advanced weaponry and underhanded tactics befitting of parasites.
The Equestrians did nothing about this situation, further showing the true, hypocritical colors of those 'harmonists' which want to sacrifice everyone else for the sake of 'world peace'. First it was us New Marelanders, now it's the deer who live right next door. This is proof that they do not care about anything more than themselves.
This is a call to action! Vote the Duke on the upcoming elections! We must choose the pony who'll vouch for our safety instead of some cake-eating, backstabbing princesses that don't care about us! New Marelanders, choose the pony who will protect you against the pesky birds and the parasites around us! Choose the pony who will help restore this country's former glory! Vote the Duke!
Silver (OOC)
xP31Z
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No.89016
89017 89018 89036
So, I'm guessing there was some post number manipulation for the creation of the new bread at >>89000 because I accidentally took the millennial trips without realizing it. It's weird seeing (You) next to the name field when I'm not the GM.
Anonymous
wio4P
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No.89017
>>89016
Pretty much, yeah.
Thought it was weird too.
OOCE
O4JVW
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No.89018
>>89016
If only you knew
Anonymous
wio4P
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No.89020
89021
I'll take a smol nap for now. I'll be back in either old or new thread in about 1 or 2 hours.
Anonymous
wio4P
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No.89021
89022
>>89020
Woah, where did the new thread go?
Anonymous
mqvEd
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No.89022
89023
>>89021
Must have been deleted.
Anonymous
wio4P
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No.89023
89025
>>89022
Spooky. Was there any posts made there in the last hour I wasn't away?
Anonymous
mqvEd
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No.89025
89026
>>89023
Not that I saw.
Anonymous
wio4P
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No.89026
89027 89036
>>89025
Bummer. I hope GM's alright and did not abuse any possible mod powers he has.
Or was it Brie the post manipulator? Who knows?
Silver (OOC)
xP31Z
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No.89027
89028
>>89026
Mods? In MY pony WWII D&D game?
It's more likely than you think.

Anonymous
wio4P
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No.89028
89029 89030
>>89027
Spooky stuff.
You didn't keep an eye for the new thread while it was up, did you?
Anonymous
mqvEd
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No.89029
89031
>>89028
The new thread was also missing it's title, iirc
Silver (OOC)
xP31Z
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No.89030
89031
>>89028
I noticed it. It stayed up for about an hour, didn't get any replies in that time, then got delet.
Anonymous
wio4P
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No.89031
>>89030
>>89029
Interesting info. I guess GM willfully deleted it to remedy the lack of title. Hopefully this will give Star enough time to come back and gain his plot relevance again.
Maybe I could whip out my bard as compensation of Star's loss, if the GM allows to multiroleplay.
I'll be fair with it. She's a friendly bug that goes along with everyone, because she knows that's the best way to obtain love.
Spirit of a Sardonic Economist
ZfX1C
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No.89032
>>88988
There are plenty of stray cats, dogs and other animals in urban areas. You would be surprised.

Also checked for Hitler dubs

Anonymous
mqvEd
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No.89034
89035
Well, I guess I'll go to bed.
I have things to do tomorrow.
Anonymous
wio4P
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No.89035
>>89034
Night.

Anonymous
iTzX4
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No.89036
89037
1283189.png
>>89026
>>89016
Go fuck yourselves
Anonymous
xP31Z
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No.89037
89038 89039
>>89036
Well, I guess I can add "cussed out by GM" to the list of reasons why today has sucked donkey balls. Thanks for that.
That Kirin With No Money
Hsmz7
?
No.89038
>>89037
You alright, m8?
Anonymous
wio4P
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No.89039
>>89037
Well, that sucks in general.
It's not as if he's actually mad. Maybe it was a drunk post at worst.
That Hippie With No Money
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No.89041
89042
[Druid noises]
Anonymous
iTzX4
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No.89042
89043 89044
>>89041
>Hippie with no money
Kind of redundant
Anonymous
wio4P
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No.89043
>>89042
Partly this.
That Hippie With No Money
mqvEd
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No.89044
89045
>>89042
That's the joke.
Anonymous
wio4P
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No.89045
89046
>>89044
Oh, whoops.
I wonder who's here at the moment, apart from you and GM. Maybe we could unite with Spark still.
Unless the GM needs some time to plan out the mademare encounters.
Also you get to interact with the bugs while w wait.
That Hippie With No Money
mqvEd
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No.89046
89047
>>89045
I've accomplished everything I needed to do today.
Anonymous
wio4P
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No.89047
89048
>>89046
Alright, just need Spark boi and Silver present. Maybe Brie, if he can get into it and is not too weighted down by Star's absence
That Hippie With No Money
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No.89048
89049
>>89047
I'll be here
Anonymous
wio4P
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No.89049
>>89048
I'll be here too.
That Hippie With No Money
mqvEd
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No.89050
89051
[Druid noises]
Anonymous
wio4P
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No.89051
>>89050
[Monk wannabe noises]
That Hippie With No Money
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No.89052
89053
Reposting spells, cuz I'm bored.

Orisons:
Detect Magic
Create Water
Read Magic
Scarecrow
Mending
Light
Animal Trick
Naturewatch

1st level:
Regenerate Light Wounds
Vision Of Punishment
Enrage Animal
Animal Friendship

2nd level:
Regenerate Moderate Wounds
Chill Metal
Kelpstrand

3rd:
Celestial Aspect
Downdraft
Anonymous
wio4P
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No.89053
89054 89055 89056
>>89052
I'll post my bard spells to appease your boredom. Tell me if you have any suggestions.

Zero-level

Detect Magic
Flare
Lullaby
Daze
Mending
Mage Hand

First-level

Charm Person
Disguise Self
Comprehend Languages
Sleep

Second-level

Heroism
Detect thoughts

Is fascinate a good spell?
Anonymous
mqvEd
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No.89054
>>89053
>Fascinate
Bards get Fascinate as an at-will supernatural ability.
Anonymous
mqvEd
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No.89055
89058
>>89053
Also, if Changelings are at all similar to Changelings in Eberron, their Disguise ability shouldn't stack with the Disguise self spell.
Anonymous
mqvEd
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No.89056
89058
>>89053
Heroism doesn't stack with Inspire Courage, since they're both Morale bonuses. I wouldn't suggest it, unless you just really want to buff without playing.
Bard is the Buffer class: Knowing the difference between a competence/morale/luck/enhancement/circumstance/luck/flanking/dodge bonus is the first step to guiding your allies to success.
Anonymous
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No.89057
89058
does-it-stack-success-lies-in-asking-the-right-question-420161.png
Forgot pic.

Also note that Bards get the most powerful skill in the game: Use Magick Device. They're also encouraged to have Int and Charisma too, so they're the best core UMD class.

PC's get roughly 60% of their power and versitality from the items they have on them, and a Bard of sufficient level can use any item he wants.
Anonymous
wio4P
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No.89058
89059
>>89055
You're right.
I'll exchange disguise self for animate rope.
>>89056
How about replacing it with glitterdust?
>>89057
I actually have just 1 rank in it. Should I increase it?
Anonymous
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No.89059
89060 89061 89062
>>89058
Yeah, you want to increase UMD. It's your best skill after Perform, Diplomacy, and Bluff.
Always max those out as a Bard.
Note that Bards are as Int based as they are Charging based. You'll want to max out Int as your highest stat at the very beginning.

Animate rope isn't that great, tbh. Sleep won't be helpful at this level either.

Silent Image is useful at every level though.

You don't need Mage Hand, since you have telekinesis. Take Prestidigitation instead.

Glitterdust is okay.

There's a great spell called Improvization in the Spell Compendium, which will be useful at every level.
https://dndtools.net/spells/spell-compendium--86/improvisation--3531/
The luck bonus to a skill check is great for any Bard.

Also, Pyrotechnics: You get a choice between two different kinds of debuffs. Not to be underestimated.

I'd suggest Alter Self, but you already have disguise abilities and flight, so no need for that.
Anonymous
mqvEd
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No.89060
>>89059
*As they are Charisma based
Anonymous
oETre
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No.89061
89062 89064
>>89059
>already have telekinesis
>already have disguise self and flight
>
Anonymous
wio4P
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No.89062
89063 89067
>>89059
>You'll want to max out int
Really? How come? Is it really that useful? Or is it for the extra skill points?
>2 level 1 spells are meh
Is alarm a good replacement for any of these two?
>No mention of detect thoughts
Should I place glitterdust as better than detect thoughts or no?
>>89061
Changelings are pretty versatile.
Anonymous
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No.89063
89065 89081
>>89062
The role of a Bard is the skillmonkey and "jack of all trades". You want to have lot of Int at the beginning, so you have a lot of skills and are able to max out several different skills.
Alarm isn't that great, unless you expect the DM to try to kill the party in their sleep. Even in that case, it's a Ranger spell too, and it's typpically the Ranger's niche to keep the party from being killed in the Wilderness.
Anonymous
mqvEd
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No.89064
>>89061
Who is this?
Anonymous
wio4P
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No.89065
89066 89068
>>89063
How about rune?
Also, should I sacrifice the two extra points in dex I have that gives my bard an initiative mod of +7 with improved initiative, has +6 chance to hit with all missles and has +3 AC for its dex?
Anonymous
wio4P
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No.89066
89071
>>89065
*about Erase?
Anonymous
mqvEd
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No.89067
89069
>>89062
Both Detect thoughts and glitterdust can be decent.
Wis is your dump stat, which is kind of sad, but ranking up Sense Motive won't be bad either, if you really want to fill the niche of the negotiator.
Anonymous
mqvEd
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No.89068
89081
>>89065
>Improved Initiative
I wouldn't go for that, tbh.

Take Melodic Casting: it allows you to sub Perform for Concentration, and let's you cast spells while you're performing. Pretty much indespensible for a good Bard.
Anonymous
wio4P
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No.89069
89070
>>89067
I was thinking strength is the dump stat since I was planning to go all missle based for this character. Wis is just one point higher than strength and three points behind dex
Anonymous
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No.89070
89072
>>89069
Normally, I'd say leave str at 10, but thus game requires 13 str to use automatic weapons.
Anonymous
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No.89071
89072
>>89066
Do Bards even get Erase?
It's not important, unless you find the need to remove arcane marks (which you can't cast) to be a necessity.
Read Magick would be a better choice. Let's you read different languages, and activate cryptic scrolls.
Anonymous
wio4P
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No.89072
89073
>>89070
Oh, I was planning a bard marksman, with a bolt-action rifle. So I should pass the wis stat to str and add that extra point at level 4 to it to use an MP40 or whatever other SMG, right?
>>89071
Yep, as a first-class spell.
Read magic is level zero.
How about Confusion or Hypnosis?
I'll exchange it for Mending
Anonymous
mqvEd
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No.89073
89074
>>89072
Before I geek-out over Bard builds, don't you still have a living character to play?
Anonymous
wio4P
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No.89074
89075
>>89073
Well, yeah, but since you and I can't interact with the world for the time being, I think it's a passable time to flesh out a bard character for maximum usefulness in and out of combat when Iron eventually kicks the bucket.
Anonymous
mqvEd
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No.89075
89076
>>89074
Tbh, Bard seems like the best possible class for a Skittlebug, since they thrive off of attention and are always so nonchalant.
Anonymous
wio4P
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No.89076
89077
>>89075
To think I almost made her a rogue.
Bards are rather cool.
I think I like character interactions more than combat.
Anonymous
mqvEd
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No.89077
89078 89079
>>89076
Rogue sounds like it'd be the favored class of Changelings.
It is in Eberron, and their changlings have similar abilities (a transfiguration ability that functions like disguise self).
Character interactions are the main point of the game. That's what role-playing is all about.
Anonymous
mqvEd
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No.89078
89079 89081
>>89077
Bards are a patrician tier class. They're admittingly really not the best at anything at all, but they've got everything a creative jackass needs to have fun.

Also, Glibness is the best spell in the game. A mid-level Bard could take over the world by lying to anyone and everyone.
Anonymous
wio4P
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No.89079
89080
>>89077
Pretty much.
I like charisma-based characters now.
>>89078
With spells like that, changeling bards would have already taken over all of New Mareland already. Sheesh, that's a huge boost.
Anonymous
mqvEd
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No.89080
89082 89100
>>89079
Spoiler, because geek-faggotry. (I've played a Bard before, so I know how good they are at causing mischief).
The stupidest, silliest, most unbelievable lie in the world suffers a -20 penalty to its bluff check. A lie that is self-destructive or hard to believe is -10. A simply bad lie is -5.

A Bard with a +15 Bluff modifier, taking 10 on a bluff check through Glibness would have a total of 55; marked down to 35 if he were trying to convince someone that he were Jesus Christ. It would be unbeatable by most characters of his level, and a lvl 20 ultra-paranoid NPC who took more than 5 ranks in Sense Motive for some reason would still need to roll decently to beat his opposed bluff. It even beats Discern Lies and Zone of Truth.

Add on Improvization and Voice Of The Dragon, and the Bard can start and end wars just by speaking.
Anonymous
iTzX4
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No.89081
89083 89084
>>89068
>>89063
>>89078
Music Video is relevant
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ql9-82oV2JE
Anonymous
wio4P
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No.89082
>>89080
That's a bretty good spell.
Anonymous
mqvEd
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No.89083
89085
>>89081
Yep.
Anonymous
wio4P
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No.89084
>>89081
I agree.

Anonymous
mqvEd
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No.89085
89086
>>89083
Bards can learn Mass Suggestion: you can make your potential enemies do the Cha Cha Slide for 16 hours, if you're at that level.
Anonymous
wio4P
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No.89086
89087
>>89085
Now that I think about it, should I go for two performance skills? I'd like Acting as the performance but I think that some spells would require a musical instrument.
Anonymous
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No.89087
89088
>>89086
It's really not necessary.
I'd suggest something that doesn't require an instrument.
Anonymous
wio4P
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No.89088
89089
>>89087
So acting is a good choice or should I go for the safer singing route?
Both should align with the changeling's backstory.

Anonymous
mqvEd
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No.89089
89090 89091
>>89088
Either works, but acting sounds like it'd work for a Skittlebug.
Acting includes poetics and drama, so there's still an auditory component.
Anonymous
wio4P
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No.89090
>>89089
Nice. Acting it is.
Anonymous
wio4P
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No.89091
89092 89095
>>89089
By the way. My bug is not skittle-colored. R00d
Anonymous
mqvEd
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No.89092
89093
>>89091
Oh. Idk why I assumed that. Maybe I just subconsciously thought that a normal bug wouldn't spend it's time playing music.

To be completely honest, I don't think the Skittlebug color designs are really that irredeemably bad. It's just the context that bothered me in the show.
Anonymous
wio4P
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No.89093
89095
>>89092
An infiltrator sure would do that to ease her love harvesing.
Anonymous
wio4P
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No.89094
89097
I have to get up a little earlier than other days.
Goodnight, you three people.
Let's pray that Star comes back.
iTzX4
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No.89095
89096 89098
1515642826295.gif
>>89091
>>89093
Where are you getting this idea that I would let you play a Changeling character? Changelings occupy a unique place within the larger story and lore, and have unique magical abilities that make them hard to balance with the other races. There is no way I am giving one to a Munchkin player
\r
Anonymous
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No.89096
89097 89100
>>89095
What about level adjustment?
Anonymous
mqvEd
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No.89097
89099 89100
>>89094
Goodnight, I think I'll go to bed too pretty soon.
>>89096
Also, Munchkin Bard is almost oxymoronic.
Anonymous
wio4P
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No.89098
89099
>>89095
I did see you challenge Silver's player to feed on love some threads ago if he ever lost Silver. I just jumped into the idea since you offered it to another player.
I can always go for Pegasus, as she was meant to be previously. Maybe she'll need disguise self and other abilities changed, but it should still be fun.
Anonymous
wio4P
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No.89099
>>89097
>>89098
Sorry, just saw that while in bed. I'll go to bed for real now. Night
iTzX4
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No.89100
89101
>>89096
Maybe after finagling. In the mean time, a ban is simpler

>>89097
>Munchkin Bard is oxymoronic
Did you even read your own posts in >>89080 >>89057 and >>89078? You obviously know how to abuse the bard class in a way that breaks the game, offends the story, and is a pain in the ass to everyone else playing

\r
Anonymous
mqvEd
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No.89101
89102 89104
>>89100
A "Muchkin" refers to a player who cares exclusively about mechanical power and doesn't try to roleplay or creatively play through character interactions.
Bards really aren't that good in combat at all, but their abilities let them cook up some fun jackass shenanigans, which is really all they're
really good at.
Anonymous
mqvEd
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No.89102
>>89101
I guess if you really optimize a Bard hard enough, you could get a moderately powerful spellcaster, through the Sublime Chord class, but you may as well be a Sorcerer if that's what you wanted.
The Bard's real strength is being able to open up new options for the party, buff allies, and manipulate NPCs through use of smooth words. It's a class that great for hardcore, inventive roleplay, because it's got a little bit of everything, and excells in the social skills.

Of course, if you don't play in good faith, it doesn't matter what class you're playing. A Bard could derail entire campaigns by seducing every boss, but that wouldn't be very fun for the party.
Anonymous
mqvEd
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No.89103
Okay, now I'm actually going to bed....
Anonymous
iTzX4
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No.89104
89105
>>89101
"Munchkin" is a blanket term for player behaviors including loot hording, game-breaking power gaming, rules lawyering, cheating, psychopathic non-roleplaying, murderhoboing, metagaming, and trolling, which are all unfun for other players.
https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Munchkin
Just in your own posts tonight you've used the terms "good at causing mischief" and "could take over the world" in reference to Bard powers. Don't give me any bullshit about "oh, we're not concerned excessively about mechanical power" when your own damned words directly contradict it.
Anonymous
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No.89105
>>89104
Well, when I say "causing mischief", I don't mean being pointlessly antagonistic, as to go in the opposite direction of how the campaign is set.

Bards are good at tricking people. If you play a Chaotic Bard, you'd probably be more of a prankster, using his skills, music and spells to fool his enemies. It helps with the good selection of Illusion, enchantment, and divination spells that Bards get; since confusing the enemy can oftentimes be more effective than outright attacking them.
They're also probably one of the best in Urban settings, second only to Rogues.
That Hippie With No Money
mqvEd
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No.89106
You know, I like to talk about meta a lot, but it's never been my intention to break the game or derail the story in a way that wouldn't be fun.
I just feel like it's part of the fun of the game to explore your class features, so that you can better fit your niche in the party. Pointing out powers and abilities, or specializing/optimizing a character shouldn't ever mean using your abilities in an abusive way. Class abilities are fun, but they serve no purpose unless you use them in a way that helps the story develop; otherwise they're

Tbh, if you wanna call me a munchkin-player, just know that's really not my intention. In fact, I made this character with the intention of making her the opposite of a munchkin, since my last character (the greedy, misanthropic, mad-scientist of a Warforged Artificer) kind of was one, admittingly; so I wanted to make this character in a style that valued character, personality and RP over power, kill-counts and loot.
The metafaggotry is mostly supposed to be my way of me trying to be helpful to the less experienced players; since it's easy to overlook opportunities to play a better character, and Fighters especially don't have very much flexibility after they've already decided all of their feats. I can quit it if it really is that bothersome to anyone, although I'll admit that I kind of do enjoy talking about the geeky stuff...
Anonymous
oETre
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No.89107
89108 89109 89110
Who is not kill?
That Hippie With No Money
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No.89108
>>89107
I am present.
Anonymous
wio4P
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No.89109
>>89107
I'm here, just woken up.
Silver (OOC)
xP31Z
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No.89110
>>89107
I am liv.
That Hippie With No Money
mqvEd
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No.89115
New thread:
https://mlpol.net/vx/res/89111.html#bottom