>Mixed NutsTo some, its a delightful role-playing venture based (loosely) on 3.5e D&D rules. To others its the worst thing to happen to Mlpol
>What it doOn weekends we engage a dynamic storyline based largely on the GM's capacity to create and illustrate the ongoing storyline.
>What about me?New players and shitposters are always welcome. We have prohibited excessive >lewd, but non-players can assume casual roles as available (at the moment the world is a desolate wasteland tho so not for a bit) or work with existing players and GM to create a new character. Ordinarily we have several side-characters with their own existing backstories, as well as a few player contributions including a very sad Alex Jones or Yak Lee, a literal MLP yak trained as a monk, Taylor Swift,... there's others. If wanting to play, make a post about it in thread and there's plenty of anons who can steer anon in the right direction.
Currently the party is facing almost certain death. Thez squares off against Igritchkora of Bog, while the party - and Torcuil in particular - have managed to piss off an entire royal court of devils and demons. They're in hell though, so at least their opponents will politely wait their turn.
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*lenos looks down the elveator shaft shaking his head* great another clumsy one
(Tries to pretend his shot isn't too painful to move"
Bruised, he gets up with no difficulty. "Hmmm, sturdy." Thez comments floating on thin air. "I'll make it up to you," she calls out, half apologetically
Tracy examines the room, which is absolutely covered in splatter.
>>66328It appears to be a hub in a line of a mass-transit system, specifically the food court. A number of run-down booths as well as an assortment of tables and chairs are strewn about.
>>66329She wanders further, ooking for anything that might interest her.
"Is this the place you were talking about?"
Looks about shaft for way out
>>66330[insert motivational poster meme here]
>>66324*cringes so fucking hard his legs nearly collapses*
>>66331"Yep! Weird, its much more dingy than I remember," Addy wanders about. "It was much more homey. Still, if you direct your attention over here," she says approaching a bank of windows, "You can see the WHOLE city," she says, withdrawing a wide set of curtains in front of a long set of curtains.
>>66332The ladder proceeds upward, otherwise theres an open panel to a room beneath him
*windows, tinted specifically
>>66335"Hmmm, nice view." Tracy says, snapping her chain to flick the ooze off
Addy skips off, eager to find one of the kitchens. "I bet this place is fully stocked, like when I first started looking... through... here it is!" Addy exclaims from beneath a counter, a cloud of dust dispersing from her activity.
>>66340Her head pops up from under the counter.
"Well, yeah. The space-time continuum was reset, and the past is being re-paved. Meaning, I won't have the chance to raid the cooking supplies in the future,.. cuz I'm gonna do it NAO," she says, getting a slightly disturbed look on her face (quirky, not psycho)
>>66342Head pops up again. "Its not the future yet, which is when I raided these cupboards before. There should be plenty of sauce packets and seasoning mixes. The brown containers with the bull on it are barbecue sauce,... its the
best,...."
Grudgingly starts climbing up ladder carrying 100+ lbs of metal
Grudgingly hacks at some twitching fingers of a hand, just to make some kind of showing
(Feeling worthless and cranky, but not in a serious way)
>>66347"Yep! Its called "Bull's face" or something like it."
>>66349Gruu'mac chops frustratingly at killded zombies
"Don't feel bad, I didn't expect it to end so quickly either," Thez says.
>>66351"you find any bulls face?"
>>66352Addy scrunches her face. "Eww, I hope not."
*hearing that lenos decides to go back to the tower because he left his tankard there*
"Thez, have you seen Mr. Snek? We where preparing the airship and-"
Suddenly the giant snake falls off of the wall above Torc and squashes him
>"Here I am"
"Nevermind"
>>66356Thez peers mirthfully at the pile of snek on the wizard. "Oh, you seem to have this sorted,..." she walks off giggling.
Addy runs through the ruins, the base camp, and the various places with an oversized tray of tater tots, with rammekins of marinara. "Muuuuuuuuuuuu!"
Tracy check around for anything else she can get away with killing, before busying herself with cleaning.
>>66359There's some bugs, but its mostly just a decrepit ruin. Not much to kill, aside from the zombies that GM shoehorned in for surprise factor.
>>66360[disappointed hoers noises]
*unsheathes mop and gets to work*
>>66362"Don't look so sad! At least we don't have to hide, we can make as MUCH noise as we WANT!" Addy, who is still shadowing Tracy, starts banging on sheet-metal for kicks.
>>66363Tracy is on serial killer withdrawl.
It's been a while since she stabbed someone in the lung.
>>66364Addy stops and waits near Infernius, so he can grabs tots.
>>66365Cuz she didn't just go on a brutal rampage?
>>66366*eats the entire tray of tater tots*
>>66367Addy notices the tray is lighter than it should be, picks it off her head, and sees its empty. "Hey!" she stammers out.
"IF YOU WANTED LOTS OF TOTS YOU SHOULD HAVE SAID SOMETHING!! REEEEEEEEEE!" Grumpy-faced, Addy wanders off to make more tots, muttering about ppl eating them all.
>>66366I guess she did.
Zombies aren't exactly entertaining for a serial killer though.
>>66367"REEEEEEEEEE! Save some for me!"
>>66370"REEEEEEEEEEEE! I'm eating for two here!"
*tries to grab tots but can't reach*
>>66371"hmmmm me guess me give tots to foal. me not giving these to you." *lowers tray*
>>66369No, but there's still the satisfaction that comes of wrecking like 30 enemies
in a single round,....
>>66375"Durpistan,... didn't you notice?"
>>66376"no. lenos teleport us here."
>>66377"Oh,... thats a shame, cuz that means you didn't get to see the rock wall, or the weird assortment of stones that looked like a crane, or the other arrangement that looked like a pile of stones, or the pile of stones that looked like a pile of stones had caused an avalanche that buried a pile of stones in a pile of stones,... there were lots of rocks on the way,....
>>66378"the crane one sound cool."
>>66379"Oh there was so much to look at, you'll have to see. A person could spend a day or a year examining the qualities of a canyon or wind-swept gorge, and not waste a moment."
>>66380"me like rocks, me used to live in mountains."
>>66381"I don't know about mountains, just concrete. Concrete can be fun, cuz sometimes there's rocks IN it,... but otherwise its BO-ring," she sighs. "I like this Durpistan. Its familiar enough, but in other ways its a whole new
world," she exaggeratedly flops out on the ground, stretching out without a care. "We used to keep the zombies, for strategc purposes. Now I
CAN squish 'em." she smiles.
>>66382"life can be hard sometimes. but me am glad your here in this timeline addy. me am sorry that me wernt there for you before."
>>66383"I'm sure it wasn't your fault," she yawns expressively, "Iiiiiii'm, hua, I'm sure it was just an arbitrary decision by some faggot on the internet." big eyes. "If you've done your best at every 'now' you've experienced, there's nothing to be sorry for," she sits up and adopts an authortative stance, "Always strive to do your best! If you do your best you are beyond reproach! Murr murr murr!" she laughs. "Its not where I thought I'd be two weeks ago, and there are things I miss about,..." her eyes dart for a second, "... home, but Mom wanted me to be here, and I
almost always do what Mom wants." she nods affirmingly.
>>66384"yea, you right. hey can you read?"
>>66385"Uhm,... not really. I can sometimes make things out, but I don't know any written languages, no."
>>66386"want me to read you a book? its really good."
>>66388"its best book. it Mein kampf."
>>66389Incomprehensively, "Hmmmm, whats it about?"
>>66390"a man who loved his country alot. and defended it against his enimes who were trying to kill his people."
>>66392Oh quit your whining, that wasn't even a fight, I just threw them in there cuz it was unexpected Xp
*sharpens kitchen knives*
>>66397"You don't sleep very often do you? Me either. I try to sleep, but my mind always starts wandering and I end up going off to do other things. It drove mom up the wall," she giggles.
>>66398Tracy turns towards the cao slightly, her dark, gloomy eyes giving the impression that she hardly ever sleeps at all.
"... Not really..." she says
Tracy does whatever else she originally set out to do to make her birbs comfortable before proceeding to simply skulk about the place.
>>66400"Ooooh! That reminds me!" Addy runs off,... again.
>>66402Tracy turns her head in interest, and follows suit.
After several moments of waiting, Tracy is greeted by the unmistakable sound of sliding hooves.
"Oh you insufferable child! Fine, what is it that you want?!" and into view comes Slovenia, who is being pushed and otherwise cajoled toward Tracy "Oh, hello there Tracy, it has been far too long." Slovenia smiles at her.
>>66405"Oh, hi Slovenia. Great to see you."
*looks past her, her eyes narrowed a bit*
"..Were you just outside the gate? What brings you to these parts?"
>>66406"This insistent little miscreant filed a contract for the renovation of Durpistan. The millers were more than willing to volunteer me for the task
probably just to be rid of me," she mutters with a malicious smirk. "They were proper and assisted me in setting up a proper cabin, its just outside the east gate of the city," she thinks for a moment. "Perhaps 'gate' is a bit generous,... the gaping hole in the east wall."
>>66407"... Yeah.." Tracy says, looking at the giant hole with a bit of a grimace
"That's going to be a pain and a half to fix.."
>says the mare who comes from the culture that builds barns without hands >>66408"Quite the contrary. I understand the giant bull is around here yes? With his strength and my
discipline encouragement, it shouldn't take too long at all, at least as far as repairing and reinforcing the outside wall. In most cases, we don't even need to cut the logs, rather it will be stronger with the use of logs
who designed this place anyway? The city,...
that will take a bit longer."
A>"But you
can do it right?" Addy asks excitedly.
"Child, I hit your mother with a siege weapon, rebuilding a city - while time consuming - will be easy."
>>66409[chuckles a bit]
"So.. How many trees do you think you'll need for this project?"
>>66410"The wall?" She thinks for a moment, looking around the city (I'm assuming this is an open-area interaction). "I could probably do it with 30. The city I can't say yet, I need to survey more," she says, kicking a rock and sending it a good 30 yards away. The sound of it bouncing off concrete reverberates slightly in the empty city.
>>66411"You'll wanna estimate high.. I've seen a lot of shitty infrastructure in my days, but most of these buildings are beyond saving.."
>>66412"I didn't say I was going to rebuild the
buildings, I said I was going to rebuild the
city," she says with a wink. "... a bit longer," she reiterates.
>>66413"Well, if you ever need anything
(stabbed), feel free to give me a call. I'll be stabling around this dump for a while."
>>66414"Do watch out for the dragon, she's been rather pissy of late."
"Kynen is here! We should go find her!" Addy runs off.
>>66417I'd assumed her cave wouldn't be hard to find.
Tracy follows Addy towards where ever Killy's been sleeping.
>>66418Addy leads Tracy at a surprising pace (she couldn't
possibly outrun, but Tracy estimates that they're going at ~275'/round), precariously jumping over and around debris and tight passages, (potentially tripping and doing a faceplant, if shitty dice rolls) but iltimately leading to,....
A giant wall.
"Where's the hole? There is supposed to be a hole. Hmmm. I'm not sure I remember the other way to get in, let me see,...."
And she starts looking around the wall. It is a large, blank grey, concrete wall, which serves as the corner of a large building, the entrance of which is facing away from their current position.
>>66422She nods. "Its a big room with metal drawers all around. Kynen kept all her stuff there when I knew her,... but there was a big hole in the wall that led right in. There's a couple of different ways in, but I don't know them very well since the giant hole was so convenient and all. I'm trying to remember the easiest way, but I can't guarantee that it will be the same as I remember," she says waving at the wall irritated.
>>66423Tracy draws her rock-cutting knife, but then pauses, considering that there might be a dragon on the other side of the wall who wouldn't appreciate her cave being messed up without permission.
"Let's look for a way in. It's been a while since I've had a chat with her."
[1d20 = 14]
Rolling to find a way in