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Anonymous
QVm1D
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No.65424
65426 65428
>Mixed Nuts
To some, its a delightful role-playing venture based (loosely) on 3.5e D&D rules. To others its the worst thing to happen to Mlpol
>What it do
On weekends we engage a dynamic storyline based largely on the GM's capacity to create and illustrate the ongoing storyline.
>What about me?
New players and shitposters are always welcome. We have prohibited excessive >lewd, but non-players can assume casual roles as available (at the moment the world is a desolate wasteland tho so not for a bit) or work with existing players and GM to create a new character. Ordinarily we have several side-characters with their own existing backstories, as well as a few player contributions including a very sad Alex Jones or Yak Lee, a literal MLP yak trained as a monk, Taylor Swift,... there's others. If wanting to play, make a post about it in thread and there's plenty of anons who can steer anon in the right direction.

Currently the party is facing almost certain death. Thez squares off against Igritchkora of Bog, while the party - and Torcuil in particular - have managed to piss off an entire royal court of devils and demons. They're in hell though, so at least their opponents will politely wait their turn.

Previous initiative tally >>65413 → +Tracy (27)
981 replies and 29 files omitted.
Anonymous
uEmRI
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No.66325
*lenos looks down the elveator shaft shaking his head* great another clumsy one

Gruu mac
huT8l
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No.66326
(Tries to pretend his shot isn't too painful to move"
Anonymous
uEmRI
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No.66327
Bruised, he gets up with no difficulty. "Hmmm, sturdy." Thez comments floating on thin air. "I'll make it up to you," she calls out, half apologetically
Mrs. Sentry
oBQic
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No.66328
66329
Tracy examines the room, which is absolutely covered in splatter.
Anonymous
uEmRI
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No.66329
66331
>>66328
It appears to be a hub in a line of a mass-transit system, specifically the food court. A number of run-down booths as well as an assortment of tables and chairs are strewn about.
Anonymous
sYOWq
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No.66330
66333
>>66318
Jesus,dude
Mrs. Sentry
oBQic
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No.66331
66335
>>66329
She wanders further, ooking for anything that might interest her.
"Is this the place you were talking about?"
Gruu mac
huT8l
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No.66332
66335
Looks about shaft for way out
Mrs. Sentry
oBQic
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No.66333
>>66330
[insert motivational poster meme here]
Anonymous
sYOWq
?
No.66334
>>66324
*cringes so fucking hard his legs nearly collapses*
Anonymous
uEmRI
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No.66335
66337
>>66331
"Yep! Weird, its much more dingy than I remember," Addy wanders about. "It was much more homey. Still, if you direct your attention over here," she says approaching a bank of windows, "You can see the WHOLE city," she says, withdrawing a wide set of curtains in front of a long set of curtains.
>>66332
The ladder proceeds upward, otherwise theres an open panel to a room beneath him
Anonymous
uEmRI
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No.66336
*windows, tinted specifically
Mrs. Sentry
oBQic
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No.66337
>>66335
"Hmmm, nice view." Tracy says, snapping her chain to flick the ooze off
Anonymous
uEmRI
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No.66338
66339 66340
Addy skips off, eager to find one of the kitchens. "I bet this place is fully stocked, like when I first started looking... through... here it is!" Addy exclaims from beneath a counter, a cloud of dust dispersing from her activity.
Anonymous
sYOWq
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No.66339
>>66338
*stomach growls*
Mrs. Sentry
oBQic
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No.66340
66341
>>66338
"Fully.. stocked..?"
Anonymous
uEmRI
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No.66341
66342
>>66340
Her head pops up from under the counter.
"Well, yeah. The space-time continuum was reset, and the past is being re-paved. Meaning, I won't have the chance to raid the cooking supplies in the future,.. cuz I'm gonna do it NAO," she says, getting a slightly disturbed look on her face (quirky, not psycho)
Anonymous
sYOWq
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No.66342
66344
>>66341
"space time......"
Mrs. Sentry
oBQic
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No.66343
*cleans weapons*

Anonymous
uEmRI
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No.66344
66347
>>66342
Head pops up again. "Its not the future yet, which is when I raided these cupboards before. There should be plenty of sauce packets and seasoning mixes. The brown containers with the bull on it are barbecue sauce,... its the best,...."
Gruu mac
uEmRI
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No.66345
66346
Grudgingly starts climbing up ladder carrying 100+ lbs of metal
Anonymous
uEmRI
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No.66346
>>66345
<whoooof> Thez appears next to him. "Here, let me give you a hand. I have to wait a moment between jumps, otherwise I'd have caught you." she visibly counts down a few seconds before <whoooof> she and Gruu'mac join the remainder of the party.
Anonymous
sYOWq
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No.66347
66351
>>66344
"With the bull on it?"
Gruu mac
uEmRI
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No.66348
66350
Grudgingly hacks at some twitching fingers of a hand, just to make some kind of showing
Gruu mac
uEmRI
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No.66349
66351
(Feeling worthless and cranky, but not in a serious way)
Anonymous
sYOWq
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No.66350
>>66348
*pets ork*
Anonymous
uEmRI
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No.66351
66353
>>66347
"Yep! Its called "Bull's face" or something like it."
>>66349
Gruu'mac chops frustratingly at killded zombies
"Don't feel bad, I didn't expect it to end so quickly either," Thez says.

Anonymous
huT8l
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No.66352
66354
any booze there addy?

Anonymous
sYOWq
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No.66353
>>66351
"you find any bulls face?"
Anonymous
uEmRI
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No.66354
>>66352
Addy scrunches her face. "Eww, I hope not."
Anonymous
huT8l
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No.66355
*hearing that lenos decides to go back to the tower because he left his tankard there*
Anonymous
CUYZb
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No.66356
66357
"Thez, have you seen Mr. Snek? We where preparing the airship and-"
Suddenly the giant snake falls off of the wall above Torc and squashes him
>"Here I am"
"Nevermind"
Anonymous
uEmRI
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No.66357
>>66356
Thez peers mirthfully at the pile of snek on the wizard. "Oh, you seem to have this sorted,..." she walks off giggling.
Anonymous
uEmRI
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No.66358
66364
Addy runs through the ruins, the base camp, and the various places with an oversized tray of tater tots, with rammekins of marinara. "Muuuuuuuuuuuu!"
oBQic
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No.66359
66360
Tracy check around for anything else she can get away with killing, before busying herself with cleaning.
Anonymous
uEmRI
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No.66360
66362
>>66359
There's some bugs, but its mostly just a decrepit ruin. Not much to kill, aside from the zombies that GM shoehorned in for surprise factor.
oBQic
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No.66362
66363
>>66360
[disappointed hoers noises]

*unsheathes mop and gets to work*
Anonymous
uEmRI
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No.66363
66364 66365
>>66362
"Don't look so sad! At least we don't have to hide, we can make as MUCH noise as we WANT!" Addy, who is still shadowing Tracy, starts banging on sheet-metal for kicks.
Anonymous
sYOWq
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No.66364
66366
>>66358
>>66363
"gibe food!"
oBQic
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No.66365
66366
>>66363
Tracy is on serial killer withdrawl.
It's been a while since she stabbed someone in the lung.
Anonymous
uEmRI
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No.66366
66367 66369
>>66364
Addy stops and waits near Infernius, so he can grabs tots.
>>66365
Cuz she didn't just go on a brutal rampage?
Anonymous
sYOWq
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No.66367
66368 66369
>>66366
*eats the entire tray of tater tots*
Anonymous
uEmRI
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No.66368
>>66367
Addy notices the tray is lighter than it should be, picks it off her head, and sees its empty. "Hey!" she stammers out.
"IF YOU WANTED LOTS OF TOTS YOU SHOULD HAVE SAID SOMETHING!! REEEEEEEEEE!" Grumpy-faced, Addy wanders off to make more tots, muttering about ppl eating them all.
oBQic
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No.66369
66370 66374
>>66366
I guess she did.
Zombies aren't exactly entertaining for a serial killer though.
>>66367
"REEEEEEEEEE! Save some for me!"
Anonymous
sYOWq
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No.66370
66371
>>66369
"no! these mine!"
oBQic
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No.66371
66372
>>66370
"REEEEEEEEEEEE! I'm eating for two here!"
*tries to grab tots but can't reach*
Anonymous
sYOWq
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No.66372
66373
>>66371
"hmmmm me guess me give tots to foal. me not giving these to you." *lowers tray*
oBQic
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No.66373
66375
>>66372
*eats tots*
Anonymous
uEmRI
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No.66374
66375 66392
>>66369
No, but there's still the satisfaction that comes of wrecking like 30 enemies in a single round,....

Anonymous
sYOWq
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No.66375
66376
>>66374
>>66373
"where are we?"
Anonymous
uEmRI
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No.66376
66377
>>66375
"Durpistan,... didn't you notice?"
Anonymous
sYOWq
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No.66377
66378
>>66376
"no. lenos teleport us here."
Anonymous
uEmRI
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No.66378
66379
>>66377
"Oh,... thats a shame, cuz that means you didn't get to see the rock wall, or the weird assortment of stones that looked like a crane, or the other arrangement that looked like a pile of stones, or the pile of stones that looked like a pile of stones had caused an avalanche that buried a pile of stones in a pile of stones,... there were lots of rocks on the way,....
Anonymous
sYOWq
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No.66379
66380
>>66378
"the crane one sound cool."
Anonymous
uEmRI
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No.66380
66381
>>66379
"Oh there was so much to look at, you'll have to see. A person could spend a day or a year examining the qualities of a canyon or wind-swept gorge, and not waste a moment."
Anonymous
sYOWq
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No.66381
66382
>>66380
"me like rocks, me used to live in mountains."
Anonymous
uEmRI
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No.66382
66383
>>66381
"I don't know about mountains, just concrete. Concrete can be fun, cuz sometimes there's rocks IN it,... but otherwise its BO-ring," she sighs. "I like this Durpistan. Its familiar enough, but in other ways its a whole new world," she exaggeratedly flops out on the ground, stretching out without a care. "We used to keep the zombies, for strategc purposes. Now I CAN squish 'em." she smiles.
Anonymous
sYOWq
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No.66383
66384
>>66382
"life can be hard sometimes. but me am glad your here in this timeline addy. me am sorry that me wernt there for you before."
Anonymous
uEmRI
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No.66384
66385
>>66383
"I'm sure it wasn't your fault," she yawns expressively, "Iiiiiii'm, hua, I'm sure it was just an arbitrary decision by some faggot on the internet." big eyes. "If you've done your best at every 'now' you've experienced, there's nothing to be sorry for," she sits up and adopts an authortative stance, "Always strive to do your best! If you do your best you are beyond reproach! Murr murr murr!" she laughs. "Its not where I thought I'd be two weeks ago, and there are things I miss about,..." her eyes dart for a second, "... home, but Mom wanted me to be here, and I almost always do what Mom wants." she nods affirmingly.
Anonymous
sYOWq
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No.66385
66386
>>66384
"yea, you right. hey can you read?"
Anonymous
uEmRI
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No.66386
66387
>>66385
"Uhm,... not really. I can sometimes make things out, but I don't know any written languages, no."
Anonymous
sYOWq
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No.66387
66388
>>66386
"want me to read you a book? its really good."
Anonymous
uEmRI
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No.66388
66389
>>66387
"What book?" e_e
Anonymous
sYOWq
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No.66389
66390
>>66388
"its best book. it Mein kampf."
Anonymous
uEmRI
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No.66390
66391
>>66389
Incomprehensively, "Hmmmm, whats it about?"
Anonymous
sYOWq
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No.66391
>>66390
"a man who loved his country alot. and defended it against his enimes who were trying to kill his people."
oBQic
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No.66392
66393
Spoilered
>>66374
I can't test out any of my cool skills/abilities/attacks on creatures that are already dead tho..
Anonymous
uEmRI
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No.66393
66394
>>66392
Oh quit your whining, that wasn't even a fight, I just threw them in there cuz it was unexpected Xp
oBQic
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No.66394
>>66393
Pardon my griping.
oBQic
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No.66395
66401
*sharpens kitchen knives*
oBQic
?
No.66396
*brushes birbs*
oBQic
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No.66397
66398
*cleans and whatnot*
Anonymous
uEmRI
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No.66398
66399
>>66397
"You don't sleep very often do you? Me either. I try to sleep, but my mind always starts wandering and I end up going off to do other things. It drove mom up the wall," she giggles.
oBQic
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No.66399
>>66398
Tracy turns towards the cao slightly, her dark, gloomy eyes giving the impression that she hardly ever sleeps at all.
"... Not really..." she says
oBQic
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No.66400
66402
Tracy does whatever else she originally set out to do to make her birbs comfortable before proceeding to simply skulk about the place.
Anonymous
eCT2B
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No.66401
>>66395
>name change
The divorce is complete
Anonymous
uEmRI
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No.66402
66403
>>66400
"Ooooh! That reminds me!" Addy runs off,... again.
oBQic
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No.66403
>>66402
Tracy turns her head in interest, and follows suit.

oBQic
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No.66404
*plays with flail*
Anonymous
uEmRI
?
No.66405
66406
After several moments of waiting, Tracy is greeted by the unmistakable sound of sliding hooves.
"Oh you insufferable child! Fine, what is it that you want?!" and into view comes Slovenia, who is being pushed and otherwise cajoled toward Tracy "Oh, hello there Tracy, it has been far too long." Slovenia smiles at her.
oBQic
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No.66406
66407
>>66405
"Oh, hi Slovenia. Great to see you."
*looks past her, her eyes narrowed a bit*
"..Were you just outside the gate? What brings you to these parts?"
Anonymous
uEmRI
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No.66407
66408
>>66406
"This insistent little miscreant filed a contract for the renovation of Durpistan. The millers were more than willing to volunteer me for the task probably just to be rid of me," she mutters with a malicious smirk. "They were proper and assisted me in setting up a proper cabin, its just outside the east gate of the city," she thinks for a moment. "Perhaps 'gate' is a bit generous,... the gaping hole in the east wall."
oBQic
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No.66408
66409
>>66407
"... Yeah.." Tracy says, looking at the giant hole with a bit of a grimace
"That's going to be a pain and a half to fix.."
>says the mare who comes from the culture that builds barns without hands
Anonymous
uEmRI
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No.66409
66410
>>66408
"Quite the contrary. I understand the giant bull is around here yes? With his strength and my discipline encouragement, it shouldn't take too long at all, at least as far as repairing and reinforcing the outside wall. In most cases, we don't even need to cut the logs, rather it will be stronger with the use of logs who designed this place anyway? The city,... that will take a bit longer."
A>"But you can do it right?" Addy asks excitedly.
"Child, I hit your mother with a siege weapon, rebuilding a city - while time consuming - will be easy."
oBQic
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No.66410
66411
>>66409
[chuckles a bit]
"So.. How many trees do you think you'll need for this project?"
Anonymous
uEmRI
?
No.66411
66412 66444
>>66410
"The wall?" She thinks for a moment, looking around the city (I'm assuming this is an open-area interaction). "I could probably do it with 30. The city I can't say yet, I need to survey more," she says, kicking a rock and sending it a good 30 yards away. The sound of it bouncing off concrete reverberates slightly in the empty city.
oBQic
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No.66412
66413
>>66411
"You'll wanna estimate high.. I've seen a lot of shitty infrastructure in my days, but most of these buildings are beyond saving.."
Anonymous
uEmRI
?
No.66413
66414
>>66412
"I didn't say I was going to rebuild the buildings, I said I was going to rebuild the city," she says with a wink. "... a bit longer," she reiterates.
oBQic
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No.66414
66415
>>66413
"Well, if you ever need anything (stabbed), feel free to give me a call. I'll be stabling around this dump for a while."
Anonymous
uEmRI
?
No.66415
66416
>>66414
"Do watch out for the dragon, she's been rather pissy of late."
oBQic
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No.66416
>>66415
*walks towards dragon*
Anonymous
uEmRI
?
No.66417
66418
"Kynen is here! We should go find her!" Addy runs off.
oBQic
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No.66418
66419
>>66417
I'd assumed her cave wouldn't be hard to find.
Tracy follows Addy towards where ever Killy's been sleeping.
Anonymous
uEmRI
?
No.66419
66421 66422
>>66418
Addy leads Tracy at a surprising pace (she couldn't possibly outrun, but Tracy estimates that they're going at ~275'/round), precariously jumping over and around debris and tight passages, (potentially tripping and doing a faceplant, if shitty dice rolls) but iltimately leading to,....
A giant wall.
"Where's the hole? There is supposed to be a hole. Hmmm. I'm not sure I remember the other way to get in, let me see,...."
And she starts looking around the wall. It is a large, blank grey, concrete wall, which serves as the corner of a large building, the entrance of which is facing away from their current position.
uEmRI
?
No.66420
[2d20 = 34]

oBQic
?
No.66421
>>66419
*parkours after the cao*
oBQic
?
No.66422
66423
>>66419
"Wait, was there supposed to be a hole there?"
Anonymous
uEmRI
?
No.66423
66424
>>66422
She nods. "Its a big room with metal drawers all around. Kynen kept all her stuff there when I knew her,... but there was a big hole in the wall that led right in. There's a couple of different ways in, but I don't know them very well since the giant hole was so convenient and all. I'm trying to remember the easiest way, but I can't guarantee that it will be the same as I remember," she says waving at the wall irritated.
oBQic
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No.66424
66426
>>66423
Tracy draws her rock-cutting knife, but then pauses, considering that there might be a dragon on the other side of the wall who wouldn't appreciate her cave being messed up without permission.
"Let's look for a way in. It's been a while since I've had a chat with her."
oBQic
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No.66425
[1d20 = 14]
Rolling to find a way in