/vx/ - Videogames and Paranormal

>>65904
>"ALRIGHT, THAT'S IT"
Snek jumps forward a bit, but Torc waves his hand and Snek suddenly looks like a really good mime.
>"Nevermind..."
"Now be nice"
>"I was just gonna grab her, nothing bad..."

>>65906
"Nuh uh, she's only as tall as me!"
The vein on Thez' forehead is becoming visible.
>>65907
"I'll show you, I make the best beef you'll ever taste!" she runs off toward the tower. Thez sighs. "I've got a lot of explaining to do."

[1d20 = 19]
>>65908
*steps on snek*

>>65909
"hey calm down ok? shes had a hard time."
*puts hand on thezs shoulder*

[1d20+25 = 31]
>>65910
"No, wh-"
>"REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
Snek grapples the stepper

>>65911
"I have a good idea. Anyway, she's here. Now. And this world is hers. That was the deal."

*sharpens knives*

[1d20+24 = 39]
>>65912
counter grapple!

Snek successfully wraps around Infernius, who with his superior strength has no difficulty pulling Snek off and tossing him back a few feet. Thez begins to follow after Addy, but pauses to watch the display.

>>65915
>"REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"

"Fucking children, the both of ye"

>>65916
>>65913
"hey me want to help train addy."

*stabs things in holodeck just to get the day started*

>>65918
She looks at him a moment. "She's a monk, and with that belt (the one from the future) she's pretty skilled," she warns.

Thez follows after Addy, continuing the conversation.

>>65920
*flexes like its jojos bizarre adventure*

>>65922
"Well yes, you could beat her hand to hand *or* armed, but I'm the only one who can develop her fists," she thinks for a moment, "I'll have to get Ponimaru to spar with her. Anyway, in the mornings I'll be training her - you're welcome to participate of course - but otherwise she is free to do as she pleases,... without interference from me." she says gritting her teeth.

>>65923
Torc and Snek decide to avoid this family conflict by going to grab some food.

>>65923
*Bullies ninja-hoers*

>>65923
"hmmmmmmmmmm"
*thinking infernuis.png*

Everyone present arrives at the tower. Trump and Stix' absence is noticed, but not unsurprising given the previous evening. Tracy is emerging from the holodeck area with a crazed look on her face, however upon entering the tower and hearing the sound of the birbs, Addy gets an overly excited look on her face, squeals, and runs off toward their area.

>>65927
"hey have you seen lenos this morning?"

>>65927
"Alright, one breakfast for me, twenty for Snek, anyone else want something?"

>>65928
"No, he's probably lying at the bottom of a barrel somewhere."
>>65929
The sound of panicked birbs erupts from Addy's departure, as they are not as excited to see them as they are to see her.

>>65929
"I do." Tracy says, crawling out of the gym

Rather, they're not as excited to see her as she is to see them.

>>65930
"REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!"
*dashes off*

>>65932
"addy,tracy doest really like people talking to the birbs."

>>65933
Bunbun comes running out, with Addy dangling from her neck, absolutely frantic and almost running over Tracy in her attempt to get away.

>>65931
"Well uh, anyone else?"

>>65935
Reeeeeeeeeeeeeee

"REEEEEEEEEEEE!"

*Turns into a 4444 pound hoers and stobs them both like a fuzzy road blocker*

"Alright, 21 plates it is"
>"Don't forget my orange juice"

>>65937
By that, I mean she lies down horizontal and lets Bunny ram into her flank, like a cushy barricade

>>65937
"THEY'RE SO CUTE!!!" Addy hugs Bunbun tighter, "They don't even have their feathers yet! How come you keep them here tho? I mean their place is nice,... but,...."

>>65941
>>65935
"ADDY GET DOWN!"

>>65942
"No u!" she defiantly starts giving Bunbun itches.

[1d20+24 = 40]
>>65943
*Grapple*

[1d20+17 = 31]
>>65941
>Is tempted to roll over on Cao's legs like a steamroller
"NO Touching!"
Intimidate check

[1d20 = 15]
Infernius wraps his arms around Bunbun immobilizing her. She flaps her wings in protest, but can't escape his grip.
Addy harumphs and does a crescent flip off the frightened birb and lands behind Infernius.

[1d20 = 13]
>>65947
Reeeeeeee nobody touches the birbs, ever!

Tracy makes a trip of opportunity as Infernius moves through her square.

[1d20+24 = 25]
>>65948
"CHILL OUT MAMA AUTIST."
*Grapple hores*

>>65949
Ya done fucked up

[3d5 = 11]
In classic form, Infernius' attempt to prevent the trip actually sends him tumbling that many feet away

[1d20+12 = 22]
>>65951
Tracy grapples the Cao by the scruff and tosses her off of the birb (whomever she's nearly as tall as).

Addy does however do her crescent flip off Bunbun (not behind Infernius anymore cuz).

[1d20+24 = 28]
>>65952
"REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE NO HURT ADDY!"

Or not

>>65954
Lol that doesn't beat her touch AC

Okay. Tracy successfully gets her hooves (or maw) on Addy, but the little shit deftly maneuvers around (tumble) and avoids Tracy long enough to jump gracefully off like I had been trying to get her to the whole time.

>>65959
*draws sword*
"leave addy alone thot hores!"

Tracy is visibly beside herself, doing the best to wuickly wipe off the lava streaming from her tearducts before turning to her assaulted birb.

>>65960
*Ignores u*

[1d20 = 9]
>>65962
*stabs*

>>65963
What's ur attack mod?

Okay. Infernius attempt to stab Tracy, which fails. She towers over him, her frustration visible through her snorts

>>65965
>She tower's over him
Lol no
Infernius's sword merely bounces off of Tracy's black ass, which she ignores, devoting all of her attention to her birb, nuzzling her affectionately.
add +5 AC for combat expertise

"So how come you keep 'em here?" Addy asks Tracy, completely disregarding her irritation.

>>65967
*Gives glowing-green stink eye for several long seconds before responding*
"... Mostly, because the food sythesizer is in this building."

>>65968
*Hugs birdie*
"It's okay now..."

>>65969
"Huh. As long as I had known them, they always stayed at our hideout. There's a whole empty city they can run around in!"

>>65970
"...So you say......."
>Is nao turned towards birb

>>65970
>>65969
"hmm thats a good idea, they would have more room for activities."

"I thought of that myself actually, although I've been way too busy lately even to consider renovating that dump."
*Brushes*

>>65973
"me could have some men help."

>>65974
"Wasn't that what they were doing after you 'cleaned the place out'? Why'd they stop?"

>>65975
"we got invaded."

>>65976
"Oh, yeah."

>>65973
"Reno...vate?" Addy asks, an involuntary Muu escaping her lips. She looks at Thez, who waives her hand acceptingly.
>>65975
They didn't, but in Addy's future they were stopped.

"Then what are we waiting for?! Let's go fix Durpistan!! I can't wait to see what it looks like now!"
"All the shop and trades are closed for the day,...." Thez comments innocuously. "The only person who might be working today would be Ben, but we need to talk to him for this anyway."

>>65979
*Mumbles Fucking Jew*

>>65979
"Sure.. I guess.." Tracy grumbles, carefully herding her birb back into her room with her sister

So with complete abandon, and with no restraint or hesitation, Addy runs off again, with absolutely no idea where she's going. Thez sighs.

[1d20 = 20]
>>65982
*stealthfully follows*

>>65983
Dayum!

A short while later, everyone is standing outside Ben's jewelry shop.
"So,... where is he?" Addy asks. She asks this, because not only is Ben not in his shop, but his shop is not in his shop. Rather, his shop is empty with occasional scraps of paper lying about and disturbed dust laying about. There's no furniture, nothing. Just an empty building.

>>65985
"REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE FUCKING JEW BLEW TOWN!" *From the bushes*

>>65985
>>65986
>Jew is gone
>Shop is cleaned out, including funiture (there was time to pack things up before he disappeared, and the person packing took great care to carefully remove everything of value)
>No mention of him at the party, or signs of a fight
>Ben Shapiro is a massive fucking (((Zionist))) irl
I knew the """""free money""""" from the NPC that just happened to be Jewish would eventually end with something like this.
He's not going to get away easily. The elvenniggers robbing us was an embarrassment, but I'll be damned if I'll just sit and watch the kike liquidate the Port's bank and scurry off without a fight. We agreed to gas him last, but he's still going to the fun camps first.

lenos has been forging this sword axe combo

>>66004
Cool

>>66004
he would also be prepping it for enchantment just haven't figured out what enchantment to give it yet

>>66004
That's smart
>>66006
There's one that allows to to switch through the elemental damages

>>66007
whats the name of it

>>66008
Energy Aura, arms and equipment 96

>>66009
k i found it

Alrighty! Dawn breaks on a new day for the party in question. About three weeks have passed since the return of the party, the grand and spectacular Football game (and afterparty) and the discovery of the absence of Ben Shapiro. In the intervening days, the party has developed in several ways. In the aftermath of the future scape, the group has collectively put their noses to the grindstone to refine their abilities, skills, and equipment. Each person, hoers, and snek has at least something shiny and new, and many have new and exciting techniques and moves to put into play.
In the surrounding community, Thez has built a training center located around the memorial statue. On odd days, one can see Fight Club participants training underneath the very statue which they are commemorated by. Trump has taken a pivotal and decisive role in the development of the port, and the infrastructure has seen significant developments, in spite of the absence of the jew cash cow. Adeline has made several preparations and spoken with technicians throughout the port, and is preparing a group to venture to Durpistan for its renovation and repair. Oh, and she's sporting an oversized plate of carmelized onions and potatos.

>>66011
*Brushes birdies*

>>66011
What clues were Tracy/Infernius able to find on Ben?
Infernius was going to spam all his divination spells, and then try to find Ponimaru.

>>66012
Birdies are brushed.
In addition to Trump taking a presiding ahem role in Port Barry, both in light of what had occurred to it in his absence and to alleviate the burden that was to have been returned to Sechs (who only recently started breathing again), Thez had opted to have Trump Tower's location moved. It would have been detailed in dialogue, but the intention was (and is) that Thez is no longer to take an active role in the party. In response to this, the Tower is now situated several thousand feet in the air in a location directly between Port Barry and Durpistan.
Blueprints and designs have been laid out for Infernius' ranch, which was spurred on by the return of Doge, who spent many hours wandering in circles (they weren't actually circles, he kept blinking around) until GM had pity on him and dropped him conveniently outside Port Barry.

>>66013
... all of them?

Well then, Infernius is able to quickly ascertain that Ben is currently located in Court City. He left Port Barry immediately after the party departed for Cardashil, requiring no time to prepare (meaning, premeditation).

>>66016
Locate Object, Greater Scrying, Discern Location... etc

So the current issues that face the party are thus:
There's the issue of Ben. There's the issue of Court City as a whole (and the change in stance between them and Cardashil). There's the Sil wall, beyond which is the elusive threat of Zion. There's those strange pirates who attacked that one time thanks for the ride bitches!, there's the elvenniggers who keep jacking shit, not to mention what may be developing in Cardashil, Sparintenar, and Krenshall,... and that's without having explored the entirety of the empire.

>>66019
Maybe it'd be a good idea to go find the Zionists and slit some throats...

>>66020
I hope you don't think it will be that simple

>>66021
Of course not.

I guess Tracy's first priority would be to make sure her birbs are safely relocated.