>Mixed NutsTo some, its a delightful role-playing venture based (loosely) on 3.5e D&D rules. To others its the worst thing to happen to Mlpol
>What it doOn weekends we engage a dynamic storyline based largely on the GM's capacity to create and illustrate the ongoing storyline.
>What about me?New players and shitposters are always welcome. We have prohibited excessive >lewd, but non-players can assume casual roles as available (at the moment the world is a desolate wasteland tho so not for a bit) or work with existing players and GM to create a new character. Ordinarily we have several side-characters with their own existing backstories, as well as a few player contributions including a very sad Alex Jones or Yak Lee, a literal MLP yak trained as a monk, Taylor Swift,... there's others. If wanting to play, make a post about it in thread and there's plenty of anons who can steer anon in the right direction.
Currently the party is facing almost certain death. Thez squares off against Igritchkora of Bog, while the party - and Torcuil in particular - have managed to piss off an entire royal court of devils and demons. They're in hell though, so at least their opponents will politely wait their turn.
Previous initiative tally
>>65413 → +Tracy (27)
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[1d20 = 20]
[1d20+6 = 10]
The mechanism clinks and peels open. A chorus of low and inhuman moans issue from the above chamber.
"Hey now,..."
Tracy, roll for initiative.
[2d20 = 33]
Arms reach out and grab Addy, from the open panel.
[1d20+10 = 30]
Both miss. "Oh shit son!" Addy says, jumping off the ladder.
>>66227Tracy she be in the same square, does she get an AoO?
[2d20 = 13]>>66229Well, Tracy was below Addy on the ladder so no she wouldn't get an AoO.
Addy does a graceful backflip off the ladder, grabs the inside edge of the opening, and flings herself into the room in a defensive posture.
"Oh wow, theres lots,..."
* lenos wanders to the control room and starts looking for the other party members with the monitors*
>>66231The display readout shows a whole lot of greens, a pair of greys, and 2 reds.
Upon further inquiry, it seems that Tracy and Addy are the ones fighting, off in Durpistan.
>>66222I was trained by dorfs, since a lil ting. I learn betta than the savage stupid ones. Best metal ta wear, best ax to chop. Dis shield lets me run the front and no pesky arrows hurt. Break da lines is what I do. Hrrrrm neva tried to break a bull. Dorfs use us, dorfs made mistake. We fight free.
>>66233I assume Tracy can't attack in her [osition, so she retreats to a place where she can.
*jumping up lenos yells for infernious* hey addy and tracy need help
>>66235She's at the top a long ladder, her movement speed is hindered and her only directions are up or down, outside some crazy acrobatics. She could move 10' down the ladder at most. That puts her retreating from where Addy went.
A loud <CLACK> pierces the scene. "I'm not gonna clean up, you faggots!" Addy shouts.
>>66237come here you oaf * he reaches out his hand for the bull*
>>66239*Runs towards lenos*
>>66238>Enhanced mobilityTracy moves upward, knife in maw ready for a fight.
*as lenos's hand makes contact with infernious he casts greater teleport on himself and infernious*
>>66241The entrance is otherwise clear for the moment, Addy seems to have pushed themback enough.
>>66242
>>66243Tracy casts AoD on herself and moves forward into the corridor.
Infernius and Lenos (more the former than the latter) avoid falling down the elevator shaft,... for now, however Tracy gets a face-full of the former's posterior, as he and Lenos appear in a swirl of smoke and magic.
Thez looks at Torcuil and Snek and sighs, then looks at Gruu'mac and Meichlos. "This is pretty common around here. I'm Thez," she looks then at Meichlos, shrugs, and returns to the library area. "Let me know if you have any questions!" she calls after while departing.
I have a question...why the fuck am I here?
Slams drink at bar, starts exploring place
I was off on a hint an then...blam!
Lenos and Infernius appear to find themselves in something of a lobby, or perhaps a transit station. Its an expansive area, with a number of doorways or passages going in different directions.
Oh, there's several dozen zombies also. Addy is standing there with the folding saw in one hand engaging the first 2 of the dozens.
[1d20+25 = 26]>>66246Rolling to tumble past.
>>66252i improve bull rush my way to her.
*draws his new sword axe thingy* finally i get to test this out
>>>>66250Kill, be killd, kill wide othas. It is da way of tings
>>66248Thez' head appears from a railing overhead. "Hard o say. It depends on you really. Some are here because they were so awesome that they were brought to a new life. Others find themselves here to settle old scores. In rare cases, ppl have pissed off one or more divine creatures and is cursed so to speak. Its really a case by case basis."
>>66255Tracy loses her footing. Roll to prevent from falling.
>>66254Roll modified strength
[1d20+25 = 30]>>66258Reflex?
>>66260Alright, fine,... Tracy grabs the lip and avoids falling overlong.
>>66259Infernius tramples 2 zombies and makes to Addy's side while Lenos shakes his head, drawing his sword-axe
[8d20 = 111]
Infernius and Lenos, roll initiative. Zombies move.
And,... Addy is torn into pieces by attacking zombies who feast on her flesh and quickly devour her entrails. But then, her form dissipates into shadowy vapor.
Zombies turn and look at Infernius. Their turn is expended, but they're clearly intent.
>>66267If Tracy's in reach of the zombies, she attempts a whirlwind attack on each of them with her chain. If not, she pushes forward and Tramples as many as she can.
>>66268Tracy can climb inside the room, as her choice of action. She could also activate abilities or draw weapons, per her preference.
Does thorough search of tower except hallway of trapped doors.
>>66270Tracy draws Dark (free action) and enters the room, now fighting defensively (+4 AC).
>>66272She enters behind Lenos, who is behind Infernius, who is facing a swarm.
[1d20+10 = 25]
*lenos swings his new weapon at a zombie*
>>66272"Shtuped shombies..!" she curses around her weapon as she climbs up
>>66274Lenos's new sword explodes in flames as it collides with the zombie. We needn't roll damage, he'd need all 1s to not kill it.
Can Tracy attack now?
How many zombies are visible?
Goes to thaz in library. "Where is the bull?"
[3d20 = 36]>>66277"it time to have zombbq"
"burn"
>>66280"Probably getting himself injured somewhere. He'll be back soon I'm sure. What can I hep you with?"
>>66281Squish, squish, squish, Infernius' Greatsword divides whole chunks of zombie. If he has cleave, apply 1 for each attack (3 total).
>>66283"I don't like your tone newbie. How quickly do you wanna get there?"
Hrrmmmm, bull is fool, strong fool needs shield. I have shield. Put me there.
[1d20+22 = 41]
Tracy lashes out with her chain in a whirlwind attack, taking a 5 foot step between every attack to polish off as many zombies as she can
>>66285"Hmmm. Alright then," she grabs his arm and <whooof>
They both appear at the top of the elevator shaft. Gruu'mac, roll a d20+dex
[1d20+22 = 42]
It's a bloodbath
[1d20+22 = 36]
right through it
[1d20+22 = 38]
slash, slash motherfucker
[1d20+22 = 34]
like a whirling frenzy
[1d20+22 = 33]
[murder intensifies]
[1d20+22 = 31]
blood everywhere
"Muuuuuuuuuu," Addy says, clearly impresed. She's clinging to the ceiling, btw.
[1d20+22 = 26]
[insane laughter]
[1d20+22 = 37]
nearly fumbled there
[1d20+22 = 26]
but not yet
[1d20+22 = 40]
*mows down zombies*
-15, didn't take the negatives
Jesus. So Tracy just waded through all of them. Not a single 1, I''m quite surprised.
>>66317Now imagine all of that happening
in three seconds.
[happy hoers noises
Meanwhile, Thez and Gruu'mac appear at the top of the elevator shaft. Unfortunately, only one has an airwalk enchantment.
Tracy shakes like a dog to rid her shadowy cloak of zombie residue.
"How long were these things here?" she says, poking at a skull
[1d20 = 11]>>66323Infernius' face betrays a bit of comprehension.
"Oh fuck not again," Thez says as Gruu'mac falls about 50' to collide against the ground