>Mixed NutsTo some, its a delightful role-playing venture based (loosely) on 3.5e D&D rules. To others its the worst thing to happen to Mlpol
>What it doOn weekends we engage a dynamic storyline based largely on the GM's capacity to create and illustrate the ongoing storyline.
>What about me?New players and shitposters are always welcome. We have prohibited excessive >lewd, but non-players can assume casual roles as available (at the moment the world is a desolate wasteland tho so not for a bit) or work with existing players and GM to create a new character. Ordinarily we have several side-characters with their own existing backstories, as well as a few player contributions including a very sad Alex Jones or Yak Lee, a literal MLP yak trained as a monk, Taylor Swift,... there's others. If wanting to play, make a post about it in thread and there's plenty of anons who can steer anon in the right direction.
Currently the party is facing almost certain death. Thez squares off against Igritchkora of Bog, while the party - and Torcuil in particular - have managed to piss off an entire royal court of devils and demons. They're in hell though, so at least their opponents will politely wait their turn.
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Evade Evade! Do not wants!
[1d20 = 6]>>66122Not immediately, it would take time or a team to clear the path.
>>66127Barely escaping the grabby-orc, Meichlos maintains personal boundaries
>>66129So, it's deep, you're saying?
Tracy decides to turn around.
>>66130You can't tell yet, but yeah it do.
Heh heh heh heh
Leaves the small femalish looking thing alone for now
>>66131Tracy keeps exploring, and decides to check out the immediate areas surrounding the city.
>>66130"I never got to explore the mines before, there was always SOOOOO many grrrr-faces wandering around and horrendous sounds coming from them. It sounded exciting! You think we could get some people to move all those rocks?"
>>66133what did you expect
*tosses chocolate covered gnome to snek* so im guessing you guys are almost ready to go to durpistan?
>>66133T>"What's the tally at now? 8?"
>>66136>Grrrrrr noisesTracy, who's currently in "find something to kill before I die from boredom" mode, seems to brighten up at the suggestion.
"I'd like to try it out eventually."
Turns to torque
"Wut is da mission?"
>>66137Snek pounces out of hiding to eat his treat
>"Fanks Wenos">>66139"Discounting you, me, and Lenos? Yeah, sounds about right"
>>66141"Uh, nothing much currently"
>>66136Is the wall exceedingly thick?
Tracy still has three grenades.
>>66142T>"
Discounting?"
>>66140A>"REALLY?!" she grabs her nose and seems to inflate her cheeks, but what occurs is that her clothes, which are shadows themselves, expand over her body covering it entirely. And then the shadows disperse, and she's gone.
>>66144We're talking a full-scale cave-in.
>>66146She looks at Snek
"Your thoughts?" (yes, she can detect him)
>>66145Tracy nods slowly, then heads back outside.
>>66151The tree falls over, dead. Tracy gets 10 xp
>>66152Kek
>>66147"Where is your oaf of a husband?"
The elf looks says now...
>>66154Her left eyebrow begins spasming irregularly.
"indeed, where
is he?" e_e
>>66154>>66157"ugh, me never drink again"
*drinks more*
>>66158>>66155>>66120walking through the door is a large red Minotaur with one horn and strange markings on his body, with an equally big sword.
* offers tankard to bull* you better drink with me
>>66160"moo! fine. what we drinking today?'
>>66158"Where did you crawl out of? Nevermind, there's more of us. A green-skin in black armor and a half-
sissyelf."
>>66162*draws sword on Greenskin*
>>66164"Please don't, he's afk at the moment," she says, raising her hands pleadingly.
>>66165"hmmmmm ok. do you know where the wood hores is"
>>66163*picks up a tankard of ale*
>>66166"Not currently. I know Addy went to talk to her about a week ago, but I don't know what came of it."
>>66167"me am gonna set up outpost at sil wall, me wanted some fortifications."
>>66168"Thats a good idea. We should scout along the empire as well, I'm sure there are other cities and states we should be aware of. That is,... you guys should consider."
>>66170"Most definitely. The Empire couldn't have been sustained on the products of Sparintenar, Cardashil, Krenshall, Durpistan, and Port Barry alone. I'm sure we'll find a variety of places let alone what's beyond the Sil wall."
I should mention, it was relayed to me that Infernius would have used divination to determine Ben's location and such; he's at Court City, he left Port Barry just after the party departed for Cardashil, and he had already packed to leave. As far as I can tell, that's what Infernius would have gleaned from his available spells.
>>66171i should have gas ben "stereotypical badger" shipiro when i had the chance.
"we need to expand our state, me sure one of those towns would agree to join us. or you know we take by force."
>>66172Yes, you should have, but he answered your questions honestly and truthfully; he is/was not working for Soros.
"I agree, and I'm glad to hear you say it. Addy seems hell bent on transforming Durpistan, and I see no harm in that," she cringes and hesitates before continuing.
"By the way, you can get with the sword-pointing again."
>>66141*jumps up on the table and points sword*
"howd you get out of the facility, you tree nigger?!?"
Infernius, roll a d20+str plz
>>66181His str modifier is +15, he's got the girdle and the arms.
Infernius WINS
Stomping his foot as Gruu'mac rushed him, Infernius lowers his single horned head against the rush. With a sound resembling a thunderous crack, the armored orc collides with the crimson Minotaur, who stands unmoved.
Bounces back loses rest of turn
Alright, both roll another d20 + str e_e
I'm pretty pissed off about that phone..
*prowls around countryside, not really doing anything at all*
>>66187"So if you want I'll show you our hidden place! I bet no one has been there yet, we should go there! Its really nice, and it makes a really cozy spot that oversees the whole city!" Addy chatters at Tracy.
>>66189>19Making a most respectful showing overall, Infernius picks Gruu'mac up off the ground just with his bare hands.
>>66190"I don't see why not." Tracy says, turning to follow the cao
>>66191He didn't escape, I mean that he made a good showing, but that Infernius otherwise would pick him up given the strength difference.
Hahaha big sand cow. I concede
>>66192Weaving through a lower section they reach an area with a bunch of corpses laid out in a square room. Fiddling with a pannel at the top of the room, Addy opens an exit. Contemporary people might recognize the device as a lift or elevator of sorts.
"Its up there!" the 4' Addy points.
>>66195Tracy cautiously peers up the elevator shaft.
>>66194"how escape from my prison,orc?"
I am gruu mac!
Soldja to dorfs. The mastas ded an me thinks ded too
Ded killin mastas hahahaha
>>66196Well, all there is is a long and stagnantly dusty elevator shaft with an elevator.
>>66201Tracy cautiously steps onto the elevator, testing for structural integrity.
[1d20 = 14]>>66202A distant creaking sound, but otherwise nothing seems amiss.
>>66199>>66198"you not tree orc communist?"
Don know commist. I am corporal. This can be a big waaaagh wit us.
>>66205"wait, you space ork,from daring do book!"
>>66206<creeeeeeeeeeeeeeek>Still good.
>>66207I'm not sure where you're going with that, and yet I suspect I know exactly where
[1d20+21 = 34]>>66208Rolling to sense if i'll die when I press the elevator button.
Has Addy gotten in yet?
>>66210She's already in the elevator,... pointing at the hole in the ceiling that she's too short to climb,...
>>66209"me like orks best, imperium is cool too!"
>>66211Tracy turns into a big horsey and gives her a boost.
>>66213"Neat!" She actually pries open the panel now (cuz how would she pull open a panel she couldn't reach?) and climbs up onto the elevator. She dangles a pretty and shiny chain down the hole. "Here!"
Let me down cow. I have no fight with you.
>>66216"hehe right, sorry. me respect orks."
*lets go of space ork*
Not this space work ting. I am ork.
(Warhammer, black orc, not 40k) ;)
>>66215"You gotta get small and climb it. It'll break if ur big."
>>66220Long elevator shaft, with a ladder.
"Its at the top!" she climbs up ahead of Tracy.
>>66217>>66218"You guys done bro-fisting?" Thez says dryly.
>>66218"hmmmmm tell me about yourself. you got name?"
(infernuis doesn't know about regular warhammer)
>>66221"no."
[1d20+13 = 19]>>66223Climbing to the top of the ladder, Addy reaches another panel, similar to the previous.
"Its just beyond this... right... here!" she says, disablie device checking.