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Anonymous
QVm1D
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No.65424
65426 65428
>Mixed Nuts
To some, its a delightful role-playing venture based (loosely) on 3.5e D&D rules. To others its the worst thing to happen to Mlpol
>What it do
On weekends we engage a dynamic storyline based largely on the GM's capacity to create and illustrate the ongoing storyline.
>What about me?
New players and shitposters are always welcome. We have prohibited excessive >lewd, but non-players can assume casual roles as available (at the moment the world is a desolate wasteland tho so not for a bit) or work with existing players and GM to create a new character. Ordinarily we have several side-characters with their own existing backstories, as well as a few player contributions including a very sad Alex Jones or Yak Lee, a literal MLP yak trained as a monk, Taylor Swift,... there's others. If wanting to play, make a post about it in thread and there's plenty of anons who can steer anon in the right direction.

Currently the party is facing almost certain death. Thez squares off against Igritchkora of Bog, while the party - and Torcuil in particular - have managed to piss off an entire royal court of devils and demons. They're in hell though, so at least their opponents will politely wait their turn.

Previous initiative tally >>65413 → +Tracy (27)
981 replies and 28 files omitted.
uEmRI
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No.66125
[1d20+4 = 17]

Gruu mac
uEmRI
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No.66126
66133
Grapple check
Meichlos
8qsqQ
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No.66127
66129 66133
Evade Evade! Do not wants!
8qsqQ
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No.66128
[1d20+1 = 16]

uEmRI
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No.66129
66130
[1d20 = 6]
>>66122
Not immediately, it would take time or a team to clear the path.
>>66127
Barely escaping the grabby-orc, Meichlos maintains personal boundaries
oBQic
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No.66130
66131 66136
>>66129
So, it's deep, you're saying?
Tracy decides to turn around.
Anonymous
uEmRI
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No.66131
66134
>>66130
You can't tell yet, but yeah it do.
Gruu mac
uEmRI
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No.66132
Heh heh heh heh

Leaves the small femalish looking thing alone for now
Anonymous
CUYZb
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No.66133
66137 66139
>>66127
>>66126
Torc shakes his head
"Great, two more idiots"
oBQic
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No.66134
>>66131
Tracy keeps exploring, and decides to check out the immediate areas surrounding the city.
Meichlos
8qsqQ
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No.66135
Tosses hair.
Anonymous
uEmRI
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No.66136
66140 66144
>>66130
"I never got to explore the mines before, there was always SOOOOO many grrrr-faces wandering around and horrendous sounds coming from them. It sounded exciting! You think we could get some people to move all those rocks?"

Anonymous
huT8l
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No.66137
66142
>>66133
what did you expect
*tosses chocolate covered gnome to snek* so im guessing you guys are almost ready to go to durpistan?

Meichlos
8qsqQ
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No.66138
Yeah...the orc. Glares.
Anonymous
uEmRI
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No.66139
66142
>>66133
T>"What's the tally at now? 8?"
oBQic
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No.66140
66145
>>66136
>Grrrrrr noises
Tracy, who's currently in "find something to kill before I die from boredom" mode, seems to brighten up at the suggestion.
"I'd like to try it out eventually."
Gruu mac
uEmRI
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No.66141
66143 66176
Turns to torque

"Wut is da mission?"
Anonymous
CUYZb
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No.66142
66145
>>66137
Snek pounces out of hiding to eat his treat
>"Fanks Wenos"
>>66139
"Discounting you, me, and Lenos? Yeah, sounds about right"
Anonymous
CUYZb
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No.66143
>>66141
"Uh, nothing much currently"
oBQic
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No.66144
66145
>>66136
Is the wall exceedingly thick?
Tracy still has three grenades.
Anonymous
uEmRI
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No.66145
66146 66148
>>66142
T>"Discounting?"
>>66140
A>"REALLY?!" she grabs her nose and seems to inflate her cheeks, but what occurs is that her clothes, which are shadows themselves, expand over her body covering it entirely. And then the shadows disperse, and she's gone.
>>66144
We're talking a full-scale cave-in.
Anonymous
CUYZb
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No.66146
66147
>>66145
"Fine, discounting you"
Anonymous
uEmRI
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No.66147
66149 66154
>>66146
She looks at Snek
"Your thoughts?" (yes, she can detect him)
Mrs. Sentry
oBQic
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No.66148
>>66145
Tracy nods slowly, then heads back outside.
Anonymous
CUYZb
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No.66149
>>66147
>"Well, in my humble opinion everyone but me and Lenos are idiots. No offense to you though."
"I hate you"
>"You too"
oBQic
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No.66150
66151
*shoots tree with bow*
oBQic
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No.66151
66152
[1d20+21 = 41]
>>66150

Anonymous
uEmRI
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No.66152
66153 66154 66156
>>66151
The tree falls over, dead. Tracy gets 10 xp
Anonymous
huT8l
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No.66153
>>66152
kek
Anonymous
CUYZb
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No.66154
66157 66158
>>66152
Kek
>>66147
"Where is your oaf of a husband?"
Meichlos
8qsqQ
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No.66155
66159
The elf looks says now...
Mrs. Sentry
oBQic
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No.66156
>>66152
"Ha! Bullseye!"
Anonymous
uEmRI
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No.66157
66158
>>66154
Her left eyebrow begins spasming irregularly.
"indeed, where is he?" e_e

Anonymous
sYOWq
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No.66158
66159 66162
>>66154
>>66157
"ugh, me never drink again"
*drinks more*
Anonymous
sYOWq
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No.66159
I N F E R N U I S.jpg
>>66158
>>66155
>>66120
walking through the door is a large red Minotaur with one horn and strange markings on his body, with an equally big sword.
Anonymous
huT8l
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No.66160
66161
* offers tankard to bull* you better drink with me
Anonymous
sYOWq
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No.66161
66163
>>66160
"moo! fine. what we drinking today?'
Anonymous
uEmRI
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No.66162
66164
>>66158
"Where did you crawl out of? Nevermind, there's more of us. A green-skin in black armor and a half-sissyelf."
Anonymous
huT8l
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No.66163
66166 66170
>>66161
my good ale
Anonymous
sYOWq
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No.66164
66165
>>66162
*draws sword on Greenskin*
Anonymous
uEmRI
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No.66165
66166
>>66164
"Please don't, he's afk at the moment," she says, raising her hands pleadingly.
Anonymous
sYOWq
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No.66166
66167
>>66165
"hmmmmm ok. do you know where the wood hores is"
>>66163
*picks up a tankard of ale*
Anonymous
uEmRI
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No.66167
66168
>>66166
"Not currently. I know Addy went to talk to her about a week ago, but I don't know what came of it."
Anonymous
sYOWq
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No.66168
66169
>>66167
"me am gonna set up outpost at sil wall, me wanted some fortifications."
Anonymous
uEmRI
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No.66169
66170
>>66168
"Thats a good idea. We should scout along the empire as well, I'm sure there are other cities and states we should be aware of. That is,... you guys should consider."

Anonymous
sYOWq
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No.66170
66171
>>66163
*takes a sip of the ale*
"hey thats pretty good"
>>66169
"More states you say?"
Anonymous
uEmRI
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No.66171
66172
>>66170
"Most definitely. The Empire couldn't have been sustained on the products of Sparintenar, Cardashil, Krenshall, Durpistan, and Port Barry alone. I'm sure we'll find a variety of places let alone what's beyond the Sil wall."
I should mention, it was relayed to me that Infernius would have used divination to determine Ben's location and such; he's at Court City, he left Port Barry just after the party departed for Cardashil, and he had already packed to leave. As far as I can tell, that's what Infernius would have gleaned from his available spells.
Anonymous
sYOWq
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No.66172
66173 66174
>>66171
i should have gas ben "stereotypical badger" shipiro when i had the chance.
"we need to expand our state, me sure one of those towns would agree to join us. or you know we take by force."
Anonymous
sYOWq
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No.66173
File (hide): A25A1A80A5005B55A1EF1007C7783CF4-8630020.mp4 (8.2 MB, Resolution:638x360 Length:00:03:42, shipiro OY VEY shut it down!.mp4) [play once] [loop]
shipiro OY VEY shut it down!.mp4
>>66172

Anonymous
uEmRI
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No.66174
>>66172
Yes, you should have, but he answered your questions honestly and truthfully; he is/was not working for Soros.
"I agree, and I'm glad to hear you say it. Addy seems hell bent on transforming Durpistan, and I see no harm in that," she cringes and hesitates before continuing.
Anonymous
uEmRI
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No.66175
"By the way, you can get with the sword-pointing again."
Anonymous
sYOWq
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No.66176
>>66141
*jumps up on the table and points sword*
"howd you get out of the facility, you tree nigger?!?"
Gruu mac
huT8l
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No.66177
66178
Improved overrun
Anonymous
uEmRI
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No.66178
>>66177
>Improved
No AoO, roll for attack
huT8l
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No.66179
[1d20+12 = 28]

Anonymous
uEmRI
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No.66180
66181
Infernius, roll a d20+str plz
sYOWq
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No.66181
66182
[1d20+7 = 25]
>>66180
>tfw i dont have my character sheet anymore
Anonymous
uEmRI
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No.66182
>>66181
His str modifier is +15, he's got the girdle and the arms.
Infernius WINS
Stomping his foot as Gruu'mac rushed him, Infernius lowers his single horned head against the rush. With a sound resembling a thunderous crack, the armored orc collides with the crimson Minotaur, who stands unmoved.
Gruu mac
huT8l
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No.66183
Bounces back loses rest of turn
Gruu mac
huT8l
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No.66184
66185
Your move sand cow
sYOWq
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No.66185
[1d20+15 = 17]
>>66184
*grapples the shitskin*
Anonymous
uEmRI
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No.66186
66188
Alright, both roll another d20 + str e_e
oBQic
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No.66187
66190
I'm pretty pissed off about that phone..
*prowls around countryside, not really doing anything at all*
sYOWq
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No.66188
[1d20+15 = 27]
>>66186

huT8l
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No.66189
66190 66191
[1d20+4 = 19]

Anonymous
uEmRI
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No.66190
66191 66192
>>66187
"So if you want I'll show you our hidden place! I bet no one has been there yet, we should go there! Its really nice, and it makes a really cozy spot that oversees the whole city!" Addy chatters at Tracy.
>>66189
>19
Making a most respectful showing overall, Infernius picks Gruu'mac up off the ground just with his bare hands.
Anonymous
sYOWq
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No.66191
66193
>>66190
>>66189
"how did you escape!?"
oBQic
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No.66192
66195
>>66190
"I don't see why not." Tracy says, turning to follow the cao
Anonymous
uEmRI
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No.66193
>>66191
He didn't escape, I mean that he made a good showing, but that Infernius otherwise would pick him up given the strength difference.
Gruu mac
huT8l
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No.66194
66197
Hahaha big sand cow. I concede
Anonymous
uEmRI
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No.66195
66196
>>66192
Weaving through a lower section they reach an area with a bunch of corpses laid out in a square room. Fiddling with a pannel at the top of the room, Addy opens an exit. Contemporary people might recognize the device as a lift or elevator of sorts.
"Its up there!" the 4' Addy points.
oBQic
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No.66196
66201
>>66195
Tracy cautiously peers up the elevator shaft.
Anonymous
sYOWq
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No.66197
>>66194
"how escape from my prison,orc?"
Gruu mac
huT8l
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No.66198
66200 66204
I am gruu mac!

Soldja to dorfs. The mastas ded an me thinks ded too
Gruu mac
huT8l
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No.66199
66200 66204
Ded killin mastas hahahaha
oBQic
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No.66200
>>66198
>>66199
I like gruu.
Anonymous
uEmRI
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No.66201
66202
>>66196
Well, all there is is a long and stagnantly dusty elevator shaft with an elevator.
oBQic
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No.66202
66203
>>66201
Tracy cautiously steps onto the elevator, testing for structural integrity.
uEmRI
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No.66203
66206
[1d20 = 14]
>>66202
A distant creaking sound, but otherwise nothing seems amiss.
Anonymous
sYOWq
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No.66204
>>66199
>>66198
"you not tree orc communist?"
Gruu mac
huT8l
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No.66205
66207
Don know commist. I am corporal. This can be a big waaaagh wit us.
oBQic
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No.66206
66208
>>66203
Tracy steps on, slowly.
Anonymous
sYOWq
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No.66207
66208
>>66205
"wait, you space ork,from daring do book!"
Anonymous
uEmRI
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No.66208
66210
>>66206
<creeeeeeeeeeeeeeek>
Still good.
>>66207
I'm not sure where you're going with that, and yet I suspect I know exactly where
Gruu mac
huT8l
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No.66209
66212
Confused silence.....
oBQic
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No.66210
66211
[1d20+21 = 34]
>>66208
Rolling to sense if i'll die when I press the elevator button.
Has Addy gotten in yet?
Anonymous
uEmRI
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No.66211
66213
>>66210
She's already in the elevator,... pointing at the hole in the ceiling that she's too short to climb,...
Anonymous
sYOWq
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No.66212
>>66209
"me like orks best, imperium is cool too!"
Mrs. Sentry
oBQic
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No.66213
66214
>>66211
Tracy turns into a big horsey and gives her a boost.
Anonymous
uEmRI
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No.66214
66215
>>66213
"Neat!" She actually pries open the panel now (cuz how would she pull open a panel she couldn't reach?) and climbs up onto the elevator. She dangles a pretty and shiny chain down the hole. "Here!"
Mrs. Sentry
oBQic
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No.66215
66219
>>66214
*grabs shiny thing*
Gruu mac
huT8l
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No.66216
66217
Let me down cow. I have no fight with you.
Anonymous
sYOWq
?
No.66217
66221
>>66216
"hehe right, sorry. me respect orks."
*lets go of space ork*
Gruu mac
uEmRI
?
No.66218
66221 66222
Not this space work ting. I am ork.

(Warhammer, black orc, not 40k) ;)
Anonymous
uEmRI
?
No.66219
66220
>>66215
"You gotta get small and climb it. It'll break if ur big."

Mrs. Sentry
oBQic
?
No.66220
66221
>>66219
*does so*
Anonymous
uEmRI
?
No.66221
66222 66223
>>66220
Long elevator shaft, with a ladder.
"Its at the top!" she climbs up ahead of Tracy.
>>66217
>>66218
"You guys done bro-fisting?" Thez says dryly.
Anonymous
sYOWq
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No.66222
66234
>>66218
"hmmmmm tell me about yourself. you got name?"
(infernuis doesn't know about regular warhammer)
>>66221
"no."
Mrs. Sentry
oBQic
?
No.66223
66224
>>66221
Tracy follows
uEmRI
?
No.66224
[1d20+13 = 19]
>>66223
Climbing to the top of the ladder, Addy reaches another panel, similar to the previous.
"Its just beyond this... right... here!" she says, disablie device checking.