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Anonymous
QVm1D
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No.65424
65426 65428
>Mixed Nuts
To some, its a delightful role-playing venture based (loosely) on 3.5e D&D rules. To others its the worst thing to happen to Mlpol
>What it do
On weekends we engage a dynamic storyline based largely on the GM's capacity to create and illustrate the ongoing storyline.
>What about me?
New players and shitposters are always welcome. We have prohibited excessive >lewd, but non-players can assume casual roles as available (at the moment the world is a desolate wasteland tho so not for a bit) or work with existing players and GM to create a new character. Ordinarily we have several side-characters with their own existing backstories, as well as a few player contributions including a very sad Alex Jones or Yak Lee, a literal MLP yak trained as a monk, Taylor Swift,... there's others. If wanting to play, make a post about it in thread and there's plenty of anons who can steer anon in the right direction.

Currently the party is facing almost certain death. Thez squares off against Igritchkora of Bog, while the party - and Torcuil in particular - have managed to piss off an entire royal court of devils and demons. They're in hell though, so at least their opponents will politely wait their turn.

Previous initiative tally >>65413 → +Tracy (27)
981 replies and 26 files omitted.
Anonymous
M/Zgm
?
No.65536
65538
>>65534
"Yeah no that's fine, it may be a little bit though. We gotta overthrow the kingdom of hell"

This isn't another mummy situation is it?
Mrs. Sentry
hc1Op
?
No.65537
>>65534
D-did he land close?
Anonymous
QVm1D
?
No.65538
65540 65541
Thez casts True Strike on self. A flickering aura of tiny embers dances around her body. Bog laughs dismissively. "And what do you think will result of this action?"
Bog casts Invisibility, and vanishes.
"Do you think that you're going to just hit me, and then everything will be well. Look at those that your friends are engaging. Do you think this will go well for them? And what of your daughter? You have done well to hide this, but you must appreciate what is her overwhelmingly probable fate?"
>>65536
Worse, though not nearly as bad as it could have been. That Sanctuary truncated icosahedron did sway things significantly. By the way, there have been deaths from among the devils who are still fighting over that.
QVm1D
?
No.65539
65540 65542
[1d20 = 20]

Anonymous
M/Zgm
?
No.65540
65543
>>65538
>That Sanctuary truncated icosahedron did sway things significantly
Yep, uh-huh I totally know what you are talking about.
>>65539
>scared
Mrs. Sentry
hc1Op
?
No.65541
>>65538
Bog's laying down the trash talk with no let-up.
Mrs. Sentry
hc1Op
?
No.65542
>>65539
*hold's breath*
Mrs. Sentry
hc1Op
?
No.65543
65544 65546
>>65540
He means the ball idea was good thinking.
Now we only have to deal with the uber-bosses while everyone else in the fucking castle is held-up in a mortal combat clusterfuck over a single ball.
Anonymous
QVm1D
?
No.65544
65545 65546
>>65543
Not really. That 20 means someone popped the ball.

Mrs. Sentry
hc1Op
?
No.65545
>>65544
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Anonymous
M/Zgm
?
No.65546
>>65543
Ah, yep totally got that.
>>65544
Fuck
Anonymous
QVm1D
?
No.65547
65548
That erstwhile entirely-distracted mob of devils is now looking around, searching for something to distract themselves with, to lessen the pain of the pretty ball that once was and is no more.

Mrs. Sentry
hc1Op
?
No.65548
65549
>>65547
F
QVm1D
?
No.65549
[1d20+30 = 45]
>>65548
In a manner not dissimilar to the hoard of blacks some time ago, the devils begin to swarm and surge toward the party.
As they do so, DZ attempts another teleporting, acrobatic charge, attacks, this time spinning over Lenos in his departure.
QVm1D
?
No.65550
65551 65552
[1d2 = 1]

Anonymous
sYOWq
?
No.65551
1519546__artist needed_safe_oc_oc only_oc-colon-ponepony_base_base used_clothes_dab_eyeshadow_female_makeup_pony_simple background_socks_solo_sorry_str.jpeg
>>65550

Mrs. Sentry
hc1Op
?
No.65552
>>65550
*holds breath*
Anonymous
QVm1D
?
No.65553
65556 65558 65562
As DZ appears behind Torcuil and thrusts his most wicked of rapiers through the other's chest from behind, pausing during the impalement to venture close and whisper, "No offense mate," he then draws the rapier from Torcuil in a dramatic stance, waiving any further motion. DZ now stands at the center of the party, Torcuil in dying at his feet. Stix and Snek get attacks of opportunity. I never filled in about Snek did I? Snek is peeking out of a ventilation shaft in the roof. From both ends, including pistol.
HRIHJ
?
No.65554
[1d20+38 = 53]
*lenos tries to swat dz out of the air with his tail*
bAuyo
?
No.65556
65560
[1d20 = 6]
>>65553
Another attack.... however an arrow is supposed to help, I don’t know...
Mrs. Sentry
hc1Op
?
No.65557
Cbhitler.jpg
RIP Torc
M/Zgm
?
No.65558
[1d20+11 = 28]
>>65553
Snek fires as well as he can through the red mist.
QVm1D
?
No.65559
[1d20+7 = 16]

Mrs. Sentry
hc1Op
?
No.65560
>>65556
Dat pali

And wtf happened to the quads?
Anonymous
QVm1D
?
No.65561
65564 65565 65578
The shadows where Addy was take form for a moment, swinging Thez' quarterstaff at DZ's legs ineffectively. Snek fires, which is deflected by some shiny black metal things on DZ's shoulders. With his wings wide in a dominant gesture, DZ is a skinny fiend in a pompous gambeson embroidered and detailed in an intricately elaborate fashion. Its moderately disturbing in overall aesthetics, but it maintains a degree of regality.
Mrs. Sentry
hc1Op
?
No.65562
214.jpg
>>65553
I think I kind of like DZ..

Anonymous
QVm1D
?
No.65563
65565 65566
Others immediately surrounding DZ's position can take attacks of opportunity, or adjust initiative.
Mrs. Sentry
hc1Op
?
No.65564
65570
>>65561
"... Nice blade.." Tracy says, the words falling out of her mouth involuntarily as she watches Torc's blood drip off of the rapier
Anonymous
sYOWq
?
No.65565
65569 65571
>>65563
>>65561
Can i summon Adolf Hitler as a AOO?
hc1Op
?
No.65566
65568 65584
[2d20 = 32]
>>65563
After taking an atosecond to admire his equipment, Tracy makes two rapid thrusts at him, flanking him with her own rapier, both with a +26 modifier.
Anonymous
QVm1D
?
No.65567
65570 65572 65573
DZ wipes his blade on his wings. "I hope there won't be any retaliation. It was business, after all."
Torcuil meanwhile, collapses in a heap.

At this point, almost anyone can take action. I'm venturing away from a turn-based system, and more basing it off player input. If a character is attempting to do too many things at once, I'll say something.
Mrs. Sentry
hc1Op
?
No.65568
>>65566
~Ooh, flanking crit!
Mrs. Sentry
hc1Op
?
No.65569
>>65565
You mean with Gate?
M/Zgm
?
No.65570
[1d20+11 = 15]
>>65564
"R-really Tracy?"
>>65567
Snek decides it's time to shoot again
Anonymous
QVm1D
?
No.65571
65574
Thez meanwhile, is watching Torcuil die in a pool of his own blood, while Bog taunts her from an indiscernable location.
"You see? This was a fool's venture. Surely you must have known that this could never turn out for you? Except, no you couldn't have known that could you? You were not here. Well then. I'll let you in on a secret."
"This was our wish," Bog says, appearing next to Thez.
>>65565
In what world does attack=summon?
Mrs. Sentry
hc1Op
?
No.65572
>>65567
Tracy just landed two Sneak attacks, and would continue to do as much damage as she can while she still can.
hc1Op
?
No.65573
65575 65576 65579 65580
[4d20 = 26]
>>65567
Full-round sneak attack, if she has the time.


Anonymous
sYOWq
?
No.65574
65577 65580
>>65571
[1d20 = 14]

I go for a stab with my sword then.
Mrs. Sentry
hc1Op
?
No.65575
>>65573
*sighs*
Anonymous
sYOWq
?
No.65576
>>65573
...
Mrs. Sentry
hc1Op
?
No.65577
65582
>>65574
how do you use that system?
2pIQk
?
No.65578
65579 65580
[1d20+17 = 29]
>>65561
"You know what goes great with a second attempt to kill the mage? Football. That's right. America's favorite goddamn pastime besides racism, frivolous litigation, and gun violence. Whether it's your Monday night line up, your plans to impress that chick you wanted to bang in high school, the list of reasons your father is disappointed in you, or your favorite moments with Tommy Wisseu, Football goes great with everything"

Tosses a Football at the devil
Anonymous
M/Zgm
?
No.65579
>>65573
I mean... Meh?
>>65578
Oh, look what the demons dragged in
no offense meant, kick their ass
Anonymous
QVm1D
?
No.65580
65581 65585 65587
781541661bda0119933df4899af751bb.jpg
Okay *this* is a melee. D&D makes melee seem like an orderly sequence of events, but no. Its a whole shit-ton of things happening at almost the same time, but in quarter-second increments.
>>65573
Wow
>>65574
Whats his BAB + STR?
>>65578
A thundering sound echoes in the distance, through the walls and structures of the Bog balas. XDDDD
Mrs. Sentry
hc1Op
?
No.65581
>>65580
.... So.. Did she do some major damage before fucking up? She's got Deadly Precision..
Anonymous
sYOWq
?
No.65582
>>65577
[1 d 20] no spaces
HRIHJ
?
No.65583
65584 65588
[1d20+38 = 40]
*seeing torc die lenos roars and slashes at dz with his claws*
Anonymous
QVm1D
?
No.65584
65586 65590
>>65566
The chain strangely darts away and connects with those strange things on his shoulder. Her strike with the rapier connects successfully.
>>65583
Lenos is breaking formation, despite the wave of devils about to attack?
Anonymous
sYOWq
?
No.65585
65592
>>65580
12/7/2 str is 42
HRIHJ
?
No.65586
65588
[1d20+38 = 40]
>>65584
Sorry no i forgot how fare away he was
Anonymous
2pIQk
?
No.65587
>>65580
Trumpaladin smiles at the noise
"Sounds like your daddy is coming back to give you all those lessons in catch you missed as children."

Anonymous
M/Zgm
?
No.65588
65589
>>65586
>>65583
What are the odds?
Anonymous
2pIQk
?
No.65589
>>65588
Of 2 2s, 1 in 400. Of any two numbers being repeated, 1 in 20
Mrs. Sentry
hc1Op
?
No.65590
65591 65592
>>65584
Hissing with rage, Tracy whirls her cloak to conceal herself, and makes another double-thrusting sneak attack with her invisible rapier.
[2d20 = 17]

Mrs. Sentry
hc1Op
?
No.65591
>>65590
I have no idea what I just rolled...
Anonymous
QVm1D
?
No.65592
65593 65594 65595
>>65585
In a glorious arc of flame cuz somehow Infernius remembered to ignite his sword DZ takes a swing from Infernius.
>>65590
You can't double-attack with a single weapon
Mrs. Sentry
hc1Op
?
No.65593
>>65592
It's quickened though, right? 1 extra melee attack.
Anonymous
2pIQk
?
No.65594
65596 65601
>>65592
Did he attempt to catch the ball or did he come from a broken home with no father figure to learn how to play catch from?
Anonymous
sYOWq
?
No.65595
>>65592
*stab*
Mrs. Sentry
hc1Op
?
No.65596
>>65594
Pls smite
QVm1D
?
No.65597
65598 65599
[1d20 = 14]
DZ leaps dice feet in the air, and begins to gracefully fly/twirl using Technique; Device-enhanced Dramatic Acrobatic Parry.
QVm1D
?
No.65598
65600
[3d20+30 = 65]
>>65597
Had a +13 modifier on it, except I fugged the spacing. It was a 27' jump, spinning gracefully toward the ground and getting/causing attacks of opportunity.
Attacks are against Kiynen, Infernius, and Stix.
Mrs. Sentry
hc1Op
?
No.65599
>>65597
Freaking duelists..
*sarcastic grin*
Anonymous
sYOWq
?
No.65600
>>65598
"Fuck you twig boi!"
[1d20 = 3]

Anonymous
QVm1D
?
No.65601
65603 65606
>>65594
Actually, he sidesteps the football.
Those attacks don't have a 30 modifier actually, its +25, +20, +15, etc since they're successive attacks. So, 30, 36, 29 to K, I, and S
Anonymous
QVm1D
?
No.65602
65604 65607
Meanwhile, Torcuil is rapidly bleeding out.

bAuyo
?
No.65603
[1d20 = 17]
>>65601
Fires again
Mrs. Sentry
hc1Op
?
No.65604
65609
>>65602
Wait, he's alive?!
Seeing this, Tracy pokes him desperately with her curing wand.
Anonymous
QVm1D
?
No.65605
65608
Also, the aforementioned (K, I, and S) also get AoO of their own.
Anonymous
2pIQk
?
No.65606
65609
>>65601
"I see why you dance around up there like an underemployed ballerina. If you were down here, your ass would be beaten as quickly as Jeb!"
Anonymous
2pIQk
?
No.65607
>>65602
Lay of hands to restore 1 point of HP to Torcuil
Anonymous
sYOWq
?
No.65608
65611
>>65605
Cure critical wounds on the autist
Anonymous
QVm1D
?
No.65609
65610 65612
>>65604
Well yeah, unless the person is horribly maimed/disfigured, you can usually heal them immediately after getting mauled and be okay. Death takes a round or two to set in, often.
>>65606
This draws a sneer from his face.

Mrs. Sentry
hc1Op
?
No.65610
>>65609
Tracy makes sure the neat is stabilized, using her cloak to conceal the two of them for a few seconds.
QVm1D
?
No.65611
65614 65615 65616 65653
[3d8 = 19]
>>65608
K
"Okay, this is just getting pathetic." Goth devil says.
Casts Cone of Cold, Maximized.
Roll reflex (dice 1d20+dex) saving throws, everyone
Anonymous
2pIQk
?
No.65612
65615 65617
>>65609
"I'm guessing your dance moves aren't any more impressive to the men than they are to us, otherwise you'd be out in the clubs in the Castro right now"
bAuyo
?
No.65613
65619
[1d20+8 = 25]
Stix’ reflex
hc1Op
?
No.65614
[1d20+22 = 31]
>>65611
Anonymous
sYOWq
?
No.65615
65621
>>65612
"Hell is in Miami?"
>>65611
REEEEEEEEEEEE
[1d20+8 = 18]

2pIQk
?
No.65616
[1d20+15 = 31]
>>65611
"Coming from the expert on Pathetic. I've seen better moves from feverish homeless people dodging traffic in Washington. Better clothing too. Sad!"


Mrs. Sentry
hc1Op
?
No.65617
65621
>>65612
[confused pony noises]
HRIHJ
?
No.65618
[1d20+25 = 30]

QVm1D
?
No.65619
65620
[2d20 = 25]
>>65613
Easily and effortlessly avoids a chilling wave of frigid energy, alongside Tracy with equal ease.
Infernius manages to jump aside, leaving Kiynen, Torcuil, Snek, and Addy. Dice is K and A
Mrs. Sentry
hc1Op
?
No.65620
>>65619
"Killy!"
Anonymous
2pIQk
?
No.65621
65622 65623
>>65617
>>65615
The Castro is San Fransisco's gayest gay district. The point is that if he were any good at being a duelist, he'd be trying to pick up gay men there

Mrs. Sentry
hc1Op
?
No.65622
>>65621
Well, I know that first part, I just figured Tracy wouldn't have any clue what he meant.
Anonymous
sYOWq
?
No.65623
>>65621
Kek
Anonymous
QVm1D
?
No.65624
65625 65626 65628
Frost growing along her scales and wings, Kiynen shrugs off the effects of the spell. Not uninjured, but not too bothered.

Meanwhile, that bard fellow is still standing there, and Death is patiently waiting for Torcuil to decide if he's dead or alive, since he just got hit by another spell (reflex save)
Mrs. Sentry
hc1Op
?
No.65625
65627
>>65624
It's 2:30 where we are. He probably passed out after thinking he was dead.
it's getting late...
Anonymous
2pIQk
?
No.65626
>>65624
"Oh please. I get a cooler blast of air from opening my freezer door. You couldn't keep ice cream from melting in the summertime."
QVm1D
?
No.65627
65630
[1d20+2 = 19]
>>65625
We can semi-retire for the night. Dice is Torcuil's save. Save or not, the party made it to the initial threshold I pre-rolled for and can engage the denouement scenario/fight. Kudos (read bonus XP) to Tracy/Infernius for the ricegame-ball no jutsu, that was one of those role-playing moves I was talking about that can totally sway the result.
Anonymous
sYOWq
?
No.65628
65629
>>65624
"What a frigid bitch"
Mrs. Sentry
hc1Op
?
No.65629
>>65628
[laughs and slaps knee]
Mrs. Sentry
hc1Op
?
No.65630
65632
>>65627
Well, I gotta pass out nao
Goodnight faggots

Anonymous
QVm1D
?
No.65631
65634
Even still bleeding, Torcuil has the presence of mind to escape the wave of cold. The perpetrator is one of three praying-mantis-lookin-motherfuckers, except they're blue and they're in midair and they're just kinda flying there. At the same time a handful of giant gargoyle-lookin' things flutter their wings angrily, the effects of the charm wearing off to their extreme dissatisfaction. A number of black shadows dart this way and that, as well as some whisps of steam. The party finds its self again surrounded on almost all sides, an open space between themselves and Thez, who still stands there listening to her surroundings, waiting for her opportunity.

Anonymous
QVm1D
?
No.65632
>>65630
Night, it's gonna be description, cinematics, and embellishment from here on, until tomorrow
HRIHJ
?
No.65633
65636
[1d20+38 = 42]
*having dodged the cone of cold lenos leaps at dz to attack*
2pIQk
?
No.65634
65635
>>65631
"That DZ fellow ran faster away from us than Bill Clinton at the sight of Chris Hansen. Who wants to get beat next?"
\r
Anonymous
sYOWq
?
No.65635
65637
>>65634
*high fives brad*
Anonymous
QVm1D
?
No.65636
65640
>>65633
Vaulting through the air to avoid the oncoming spell and unleashing his full draconic fury on DZ, Lenos performs a Death-From-Above maneuver.
DZ>Quickened Improved Teleport
Unfortunately, Lenos comes crashing to the ground, absent a target. From above and semi-flanking DZ appears with a swish sound.
"Hummmm. I guess there is Dragons," says the Chad devil.
"Oh yes, I had already decided to attack, I just hadn't said anything yet, for strategy," says a waif-ish devil.