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Anonymous
uNPXe
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No.5695
5703
Get it?
Welcome to the next RPGame thread, continuing from where the previous thread - https://mlpol.net/vx/res/4910.html - left off.
The party now sits within a floating crystal (a double-terminated Chesterhedron, if anyone is bored) that was previously a pyramid buried in the ground.
A wealth of resources and opportunities are now available, and many players seem to have actionable goals and aspirations with regard to.
Infernius is currently in the forge, to speak with (or simply observe) Lenos doing what he does best. Tracy has gained a minimal proficiency with thrown kunai, Trump has grand aspirations to turn Port Barry into a thriving population center and focal point for a developing relig-nat-soc society centered around the most Holy and High concept of John Elway, Football, and (Elway willing) His Denver Broncos, with equal emphasis on Rockwell and his designs. Torcuil has much to ponder and develop, except he's distracted cuz THERE'S A FUKKIN' UNICORN!, and Thez is in MOST high spirits simply because not only has she re-acquired her lost record contract, but,... no that's pretty much it for her.
Welcome to the Game, for those unfamiliar and/or new. I'll caution against detractors for a variety of reasons I won't elucidate, just saying it will not go how you plan.
Please, ladies and gentlemen, fillies of all ages, let the games resume.
Thread theme: https://href.li/?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n-Dh3ftkRAs

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Anonymous
5k9HX
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No.6003
6011
>>6000
>>5999
STOP STEALING MY GETS
Anonymous
WBWRG
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No.6004
6005 6006
>>5998
why you hiss we all celebrate, be happy tracy.
Mrs. Sentry
MJZl7
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No.6005
>>6004
If his ass is going to be on anyone's back, it's going to be mine.
Anonymous
uNPXe
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No.6006
6008
>>6002
Where did you last see her?
>>6004
Yeah, Thez is with this. "We should be glad to have survived. If he had said Starl--- I won't say it, but if he had said it, even I might have died. Its a blessing he underestimated us."
oKgpQ
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No.6007
6009
>>5978
Trumpaladin holds out his arms. He is not yet done

"Great citizens of the great city of Port Barry, you have seen so far two of our efforts to Make Port Barry Safe Again from threats domestic and foreign. We have killed the rats who sought to control your city. We have cleaved the arm and sent fleeing a man who an hour before thought himself an invincible emperor over half the planet. But just as your needs do not end at freedom from fear, our plans do not end at freeing you from tyranny. For far too long this city - once a center of commerce and commercial activity - has decayed and languished under reduced economic activity. Commerce and industry have waned. But we hear your call and we understand your needs. No longer shall this city decay and its ports remain empty. No. We shall make Port Barry Work again! I have met with leaders of business and the forge, and will begin contracts for new weapons productions at the forge. This will put many citizens back to work, and increase trade at the harbor. And many have in this time pointed to the sad state of Port Barry's education system. To this end, I have contracted the construction of a new library, which will be filled with the accumulated magical knowledge of centuries. Nor will I end there. I have commissioned the beginning of the Mile High Monastic Order, which will offer a free education to every citizen, from plow usage to long bow practice to metalurgy.

But all of this is but a subset of a larger issue I am here to talk to you about tonight. You see, we are not but individuals seeking our own interests, but agents of a higher power, and it is that higher power who guides us all, and who helped me defeat the foriegn pretender tonight. That higher power is Football. It is He we serve, and He who helps us. To this end, I have commissioned the construction of a Stadium - to be constructed by Port Barry Labor - to the worship of Football. Football shall bring meaning to your lives, as it has to mine. And finally, I have commissioned a mendicant order to teach you all of Football, and to teach the whole world of Football. Port Barry shall be the instrument to teach the world of its power, and Port Barry ships shall sail to every continent to spread its word.

You see, there is something bigger going on here, bigger than me, bigger than you, bigger than perhaps all of us. An evil entity known as the Terrasque keeps us all in its thralls, and prevents us all from joining the shining Valhalla of Sports Authority Field. We are set on slaying the beast, and freeing us all, and freeing you all. We need your help, and that is why we need your faith in football, your labor in the forges, and perhaps your arms in the field of battle. But in this fight - should you take it on as you own as I have - you will find not only the freedom to live on your own, to make full use of your talents, and to enjoy the fruits of your labor - but you will find all of the glory of freeing the planet, of being a free people."
\r
Anonymous
5k9HX
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No.6008
6014
>>6006
Uhhhhhhhh
Being a bitch
Anonymous
uNPXe
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No.6009
>>6007
Even Thez be like ^;_;^
Anonymous
uNPXe
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No.6010
The cheering of the crowd is near deafening.
Mrs. Sentry
MJZl7
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No.6011
6012 6021
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>>6003
I'll give it to you, if you make me big again.
Anonymous
5k9HX
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No.6012
6013
>>6011
I never made you small
Mrs. Sentry
MJZl7
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No.6013
6015 6017
>>6012
GM nerfed me...
Anonymous
uNPXe
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No.6014
6017
>>6008
Oh you, wanna spar? ^_~
Anonymous
uNPXe
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No.6015
6016
>>6013
Nerfed? Small? Wut? You lost me
Mrs. Sentry
MJZl7
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No.6016
>>6015
You said my size change wears off. I want be big enough to carry a victory lap.
Anonymous
5k9HX
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No.6017
6020 6025
>>6014
I'm gonna regret this unicorn thing
>>6013
UHHHHHHHHH FINE BITCH
I make you however tall you want
Anonymous
uNPXe
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No.6018
6019
Oh, you mean the sarcastic checking of gets. Yeah, that was me. ^_^
Anonymous
WBWRG
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No.6019
6022 6023
>>6018
infernuis go to bar with trump still on sholders.
Mrs. Sentry
MJZl7
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No.6020
>>6017
If I can keep this autistic ship going this long, then you can keep aiming for that unicorn, you pussy!
Anonymous
oKgpQ
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No.6021
6026
>>6011
I can take GETs too you know
Mrs. Sentry
MJZl7
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No.6022
6024
>>6019
*bites*
Anonymous
oKgpQ
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No.6023
>>6019
So long as Trump can do business at the bar, then sure
Anonymous
WBWRG
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No.6024
6028 6029
>>6022
*kicks*
Anonymous
uNPXe
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No.6025
6027 6029
>>6017
"You say that,...." Trollestia says into your mind.
... as the party descends into a chaotic brawl
Mrs. Sentry
MJZl7
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No.6026
>>6021
"What's mine is yours, Flashy"
Anonymous
5k9HX
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No.6027
6034
>>6025
Well fug
Mrs. Sentry
MJZl7
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No.6028
6030
>>6024
I'll fucking >rape you irl if you think you're going to carry him for the victory lap instead of me.
Mrs. Sentry
MJZl7
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No.6029
6031
>>6025
*irritation intensifies*
"Oh, this bitch again!"
>>6024
*bites*
Anonymous
WBWRG
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No.6030
6037
>>6028
come at me insano hoers
Anonymous
WBWRG
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No.6031
>>6029
*kicks*
Anonymous
uNPXe
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No.6032
6034
Alright. Its off-topic time, so feel free to attack one another, practice on one another, engage in whatever, dialogue whatever,... theme=whatever (no threats).
Anonymous
uNPXe
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No.6033
6036
Its not even dice rolls at this point,... bring it
Anonymous
5k9HX
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No.6034
6038
>>6027
Is troll horse gonna rape me?
>>6032
I decide to practice with my raiper

Anonymous
oKgpQ
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No.6035
6039 6043
GM, do you think you should introduce some Port Barry Citizens as NPCs? Should I do it? I think we need a leader of the Davisean Mendicant Order of the Universal Church of Football
Anonymous
oKgpQ
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No.6036
6040 6042 6043
>>6033
Trumpaladin casts a charming glance at the Unicorn
Mrs. Sentry
MJZl7
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No.6037
6041 6043
>>6030
*rear kicks you to the ground* (as full-sized hoers)
"I. Am. The. Noble. Steed!"
Anonymous
uNPXe
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No.6038
6040
>>6034
"Do you want me to?"
and
"Is 'rapier' a euphamism?"
Anonymous
WBWRG
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No.6039
>>6035
i also think this is a good idea
>upboated lel
Anonymous
5k9HX
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No.6040
>>6036
You have tracy
>>6038
I aint saying either way
No, it is not
Anonymous
WBWRG
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No.6041
6042
>>6037
*grapples thot*
Mrs. Sentry
MJZl7
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No.6042
6044 6045
>>6036
>*worried nuzzling*
>>6041
>Trying to grapple an adult mare who's already pissed off
*full form rear kicks you away*
Anonymous
uNPXe
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No.6043
6046 6076
>>6035
Agreed. If you want to do some you can, and I will do some (or all) as needed.
>>6036
um
>>6037
Thez, again with popcorn (there's a machine in the mess hall)

Mrs. Sentry
MJZl7
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No.6044
6045
>>6042
full force*
Anonymous
WBWRG
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No.6045
6048
>>6044
>>6042
activates "burn"
Anonymous
5k9HX
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No.6046
6047
>>6043
Thez, can I have some popcorn?
This is entertaining
Anonymous
uNPXe
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No.6047
6049
>>6046
"Here," hands bag, disappears, and reappears moments later with another bag.
Mrs. Sentry
MJZl7
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No.6048
6052
>>6045
>escalating the conflict
*draws beef-shaving knife threateningly while looking back with a menacing glare*
"Fuck off, sports drink mascot!"
Anonymous
5k9HX
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No.6049
6050 6051
>>6047
>sits in lawnchair
20 bits on the cleric
Anonymous
uNPXe
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No.6050
>>6049
"I dunno, that pony has some fire in her," nom nom nom
Anonymous
uNPXe
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No.6051
6053
>>6049
Agreed tho, a good bet
Anonymous
WBWRG
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No.6052
6059
>>6048
im not afraid of you cunt, you have no power over me!
*slash*
*slash*