Get it?
Welcome to the next RPGame thread, continuing from where the previous thread -
https://mlpol.net/vx/res/4910.html - left off.
The party now sits within a floating crystal (a double-terminated Chesterhedron, if anyone is bored) that was previously a pyramid buried in the ground.
A wealth of resources and opportunities are now available, and many players seem to have actionable goals and aspirations with regard to.
Infernius is currently in the forge, to speak with (or simply observe) Lenos doing what he does best. Tracy has gained a minimal proficiency with thrown kunai, Trump has grand aspirations to turn Port Barry into a thriving population center and focal point for a developing relig-nat-soc society centered around the most Holy and High concept of John Elway, Football, and (Elway willing) His Denver Broncos, with equal emphasis on Rockwell and his designs. Torcuil has much to ponder and develop, except he's distracted cuz THERE'S A FUKKIN' UNICORN!, and Thez is in MOST high spirits simply because not only has she re-acquired her lost record contract, but,... no that's pretty much it for her.
Welcome to the Game, for those unfamiliar and/or new. I'll caution against detractors for a variety of reasons I won't elucidate, just saying it will not go how you plan.
Please, ladies and gentlemen, fillies of all ages, let the games resume.
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>>5998why you hiss we all celebrate, be happy tracy.
>>6004If his ass is going to be on anyone's back, it's going to be mine.
>>6002Where did you last see her?
>>6004Yeah, Thez is with this. "We should be glad to have survived. If he had said Starl--- I won't say it, but if he had said it, even I might have died. Its a blessing he underestimated us."
>>5978Trumpaladin holds out his arms. He is not yet done
"Great citizens of the great city of Port Barry, you have seen so far two of our efforts to Make Port Barry Safe Again from threats domestic and foreign. We have killed the rats who sought to control your city. We have cleaved the arm and sent fleeing a man who an hour before thought himself an invincible emperor over half the planet. But just as your needs do not end at freedom from fear, our plans do not end at freeing you from tyranny. For far too long this city - once a center of commerce and commercial activity - has decayed and languished under reduced economic activity. Commerce and industry have waned. But we hear your call and we understand your needs. No longer shall this city decay and its ports remain empty. No. We shall make Port Barry Work again! I have met with leaders of business and the forge, and will begin contracts for new weapons productions at the forge. This will put many citizens back to work, and increase trade at the harbor. And many have in this time pointed to the sad state of Port Barry's education system. To this end, I have contracted the construction of a new library, which will be filled with the accumulated magical knowledge of centuries. Nor will I end there. I have commissioned the beginning of the Mile High Monastic Order, which will offer a free education to every citizen, from plow usage to long bow practice to metalurgy.
But all of this is but a subset of a larger issue I am here to talk to you about tonight. You see, we are not but individuals seeking our own interests, but agents of a higher power, and it is that higher power who guides us all, and who helped me defeat the foriegn pretender tonight. That higher power is Football. It is He we serve, and He who helps us. To this end, I have commissioned the construction of a Stadium - to be constructed by Port Barry Labor - to the worship of Football. Football shall bring meaning to your lives, as it has to mine. And finally, I have commissioned a mendicant order to teach you all of Football, and to teach the whole world of Football. Port Barry shall be the instrument to teach the world of its power, and Port Barry ships shall sail to every continent to spread its word.
You see, there is something bigger going on here, bigger than me, bigger than you, bigger than perhaps all of us. An evil entity known as the Terrasque keeps us all in its thralls, and prevents us all from joining the shining Valhalla of Sports Authority Field. We are set on slaying the beast, and freeing us all, and freeing you all. We need your help, and that is why we need your faith in football, your labor in the forges, and perhaps your arms in the field of battle. But in this fight - should you take it on as you own as I have - you will find not only the freedom to live on your own, to make full use of your talents, and to enjoy the fruits of your labor - but you will find all of the glory of freeing the planet, of being a free people."
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[Read more] The cheering of the crowd is near deafening.
>>6003I'll give it to you, if you make me big again.
>>6013Nerfed? Small? Wut? You lost me
>>6015You said my size change wears off. I want be big enough to carry a victory lap.
>>6014I'm gonna regret this unicorn thing>>6013UHHHHHHHHH FINE BITCH
I make you however tall you want
Oh, you mean the sarcastic checking of gets. Yeah, that was me. ^_^
>>6018infernuis go to bar with trump still on sholders.
>>6011I can take GETs too you know
>>6019So long as Trump can do business at the bar, then sure
>>6017"You say that,...." Trollestia says into your mind.
... as the party descends into a chaotic brawl
>>6021"What's mine is yours, Flashy"
Alright. Its off-topic time, so feel free to attack one another, practice on one another, engage in whatever, dialogue whatever,... theme=whatever (no threats).
Its not even dice rolls at this point,... bring it
>>6027Is troll horse gonna rape me?>>6032I decide to practice with my raiper
GM, do you think you should introduce some Port Barry Citizens as NPCs? Should I do it? I think we need a leader of the Davisean Mendicant Order of the Universal Church of Football
>>6033Trumpaladin casts a charming glance at the Unicorn
>>6030*rear kicks you to the ground* (as full-sized hoers)
"I. Am. The. Noble. Steed!"
>>6034"Do you want me to?"
and
"Is 'rapier' a euphamism?"
>>6035i also think this is a good idea
>upboated lel >>6036>*worried nuzzling*>>6041>Trying to grapple an adult mare who's already pissed off*full form rear kicks you away*
>>6035Agreed. If you want to do some you can, and I will do some (or all) as needed.
>>6036um>>6037Thez, again with popcorn (there's a machine in the mess hall)
>>6043Thez, can I have some popcorn?
This is entertaining
>>6046"Here," hands bag, disappears, and reappears moments later with another bag.
>>6045>escalating the conflict*draws beef-shaving knife threateningly while looking back with a menacing glare*
"Fuck off, sports drink mascot!"
>>6049"I dunno, that pony has some fire in her," nom nom nom
>>6048im not afraid of you cunt, you have no power over me!
*slash*
*slash*
