Get it?
Welcome to the next RPGame thread, continuing from where the previous thread - https://mlpol.net/vx/res/4910.html - left off.
The party now sits within a floating crystal (a double-terminated Chesterhedron, if anyone is bored) that was previously a pyramid buried in the ground.
A wealth of resources and opportunities are now available, and many players seem to have actionable goals and aspirations with regard to.
Infernius is currently in the forge, to speak with (or simply observe) Lenos doing what he does best. Tracy has gained a minimal proficiency with thrown kunai, Trump has grand aspirations to turn Port Barry into a thriving population center and focal point for a developing relig-nat-soc society centered around the most Holy and High concept of John Elway, Football, and (Elway willing) His Denver Broncos, with equal emphasis on Rockwell and his designs. Torcuil has much to ponder and develop, except he's distracted cuz THERE'S A FUKKIN' UNICORN!, and Thez is in MOST high spirits simply because not only has she re-acquired her lost record contract, but,... no that's pretty much it for her.
Welcome to the Game, for those unfamiliar and/or new. I'll caution against detractors for a variety of reasons I won't elucidate, just saying it will not go how you plan.
Please, ladies and gentlemen, fillies of all ages, let the games resume.
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>>5750
Surprised at the 'sudden' appearance of Infernius (he was fixated). "Oh, its you. What was your name again? Furnace? Hmmm," he looks at the great-sword strapped to your back.
"Oi, ya wanna hand me that?"
Surprised at the 'sudden' appearance of Infernius (he was fixated). "Oh, its you. What was your name again? Furnace? Hmmm," he looks at the great-sword strapped to your back.
"Oi, ya wanna hand me that?"
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>>5754
He's a dick, don't take it personally. Besides, its not that Thez DOESN'T like you (she really does), but she also likes a challenge (read >rape).
He's a dick, don't take it personally. Besides, its not that Thez DOESN'T like you (she really does), but she also likes a challenge (read >rape).
[6d6 = 17]
>>5756
He inspects it from a few different angles, checking its straight-ness, its flexibility, and taps it a few times against the forge.
"Not bad, but lemme try something."
He places it in one of the larger forges and waits a moment, lighting a cigarette from some of the flames spewing outward (singeing a few hairs in the process). After a few moments of it resting in the forge, it begins to take on the characteristic reddish-glow of increased temperature. He quickly pulls it out, and belches all over it. The belch spews napalm all over the entirety of the blade, which he quickly throws back into the forge.
"Almost done," he says, still behind the goggles (they're a bit big and comical for his size). He takes another drag and then pulls the sword, literally on fire and crackling, before whipping it neatly into an oil quench. While it sits in there, he casts firestorm, turning the entire forge-area into a momentary inferno.
>>5756
He inspects it from a few different angles, checking its straight-ness, its flexibility, and taps it a few times against the forge.
"Not bad, but lemme try something."
He places it in one of the larger forges and waits a moment, lighting a cigarette from some of the flames spewing outward (singeing a few hairs in the process). After a few moments of it resting in the forge, it begins to take on the characteristic reddish-glow of increased temperature. He quickly pulls it out, and belches all over it. The belch spews napalm all over the entirety of the blade, which he quickly throws back into the forge.
"Almost done," he says, still behind the goggles (they're a bit big and comical for his size). He takes another drag and then pulls the sword, literally on fire and crackling, before whipping it neatly into an oil quench. While it sits in there, he casts firestorm, turning the entire forge-area into a momentary inferno.
I'm surprised, I thought that would hurt more.
As the sword cools, he does a quick cantrip, and illuminated runes appear on the outside of the quench, which makes a distinct "crack" as it splits open, spilling oil out the side. He pulls the sword out, now blackened and slightly irregular and hands it to you.
It is warm to the touch, despite having fully cooled. He gestures toward a training dummy. "Try it out," he suggests.
As the sword cools, he does a quick cantrip, and illuminated runes appear on the outside of the quench, which makes a distinct "crack" as it splits open, spilling oil out the side. He pulls the sword out, now blackened and slightly irregular and hands it to you.
It is warm to the touch, despite having fully cooled. He gestures toward a training dummy. "Try it out," he suggests.
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Alright, after the incredible haul last night, Trumpaladin has an ambitious set of plans. Overflowing with energy, Trumpaladin begins his day at 3AM, convincing Lenos to move the Pyramid to Port Barry, then securing and auditting the treasury. When that is accomplished, Trumpaladin meets with business leaders of the construction, masonry, carpentry, and other industries in Port Barry. There, he casts the spell THE ART OF THE DEAL to secure amazing contracts to begin construction on a library for magical knowledge in Port Barry, a Stadium-Cathedral for Football, and a monastery-school for Port Barry. Next, Trumpaladin uses the magic of RALLY to deliver a speech before a crowd of the citizenry of Port Barry. He tells them of the coming public works projects, of the jobs he's bringing, and of his intent to secure favorable trade deals. He inspires several to follow him. After this, he spends most of the day with a number of individuals who will compete to become managers of Trumpaladin Franchises. Accordingly, trump casts THE APPRENTICE to determine who has what it takes to be a manager for him. the winners will form the core of his new mendicant order, which will convert Port Barry to Football, train and develop a monastic order that will educate the citizens of Port Barry, train a secular clergy for the new Cathedral, and eventually convert the planet
>>5762
The sword blade ignites in flames, which though warm to the feels do not damage you in any way.
The sword blade ignites in flames, which though warm to the feels do not damage you in any way.
>>5761
Noted, and to commence as soon as this is done with Infernius and his (now) Flaming Burst Claymore
Noted, and to commence as soon as this is done with Infernius and his (now) Flaming Burst Claymore
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>>5765
ROFLMAO
Okay, this was going to happen even if you DIDN'T roll a crit, but since you did,....
As the sword (which is a whole and complete blade wreathed in flames) Explodes in flames that quickly consume the dummy.
"Oh shit! That worked better than I expected! I didn't think the napalm would take, I was just going for fire!"
The sword is embued with fire (when "Burn" is stated, and is smothered with the word "Shush") dealing an additional 1d6 damage. In addition, on a successful crit (regardless of the additional damage of the sword AND the fire) does yet an additional damage of 1d10, exploding and dousing the victim in napalm, which its self is a lingering fire.
NOW is when Trump enters and begins his plan, which since it involves conquest and all that, Lenos is actually cool with.
Meanwhile, as the building moves away from its original position and drifts toward Port Barry, a lone figure can be seen near the treeline, looking up at the departing building, with a small device in his hand.
ROFLMAO
Okay, this was going to happen even if you DIDN'T roll a crit, but since you did,....
As the sword (which is a whole and complete blade wreathed in flames) Explodes in flames that quickly consume the dummy.
"Oh shit! That worked better than I expected! I didn't think the napalm would take, I was just going for fire!"
The sword is embued with fire (when "Burn" is stated, and is smothered with the word "Shush") dealing an additional 1d6 damage. In addition, on a successful crit (regardless of the additional damage of the sword AND the fire) does yet an additional damage of 1d10, exploding and dousing the victim in napalm, which its self is a lingering fire.
NOW is when Trump enters and begins his plan, which since it involves conquest and all that, Lenos is actually cool with.
Meanwhile, as the building moves away from its original position and drifts toward Port Barry, a lone figure can be seen near the treeline, looking up at the departing building, with a small device in his hand.
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I was going to eat that tail in the last thread, but decided against it in the last moment...
*unfs in awe*
*unfs in awe*
Alright. As the building drifts toward Port Barry, several of the rampart ballistae fire ineffectively at the building (they're not geared toward elevated targets). As it begins to hover overhead, many of the citizens and guards gather at various points along the wall and in the plaza, both in fear and awe. They never expected nor anticipated a floating crystal, and yet dude,... there's a floating crystal. As Trump begins to steel himself for the grand oration he is to deliver, Vandereim whispers to him "Oi lad, hold me aloft, and jump down to 'em. That'll rustle their jimmies!"
*peers over edge*
"They seem pretty butthurt down there..."
"They seem pretty butthurt down there..."
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>>5776
Trumpaladin jumps down to a set of speakers playing "Shoot to Thrill"
http://youtu.be/4gDch1p4c_M
Trumpaladin jumps down to a set of speakers playing "Shoot to Thrill"
http://youtu.be/4gDch1p4c_M
>>5778
Lenos takes advantage and uses the tower to blast the song over some sort of PA system. Trump, leaping magnificently (his armor, his gleaming sword, his complete abandon) descends to the ground at a safe speed, to deliver his rousing speech to the people of Port Barry who, having NEVER seen ANYTHING like this are entirely transfixed.
Lenos takes advantage and uses the tower to blast the song over some sort of PA system. Trump, leaping magnificently (his armor, his gleaming sword, his complete abandon) descends to the ground at a safe speed, to deliver his rousing speech to the people of Port Barry who, having NEVER seen ANYTHING like this are entirely transfixed.
Trump of course, is sure to have the appropriate lighting conditions
>There, he casts the spell THE ART OF THE DEAL to secure amazing contracts to begin construction on a library for magical knowledge in Port Barry, a Stadium-Cathedral for Football, and a monastery-school for Port Barry. Next, Trumpaladin uses the magic of RALLY to deliver a speech before a crowd of the citizenry of Port Barry. He tells them of the coming public works projects, of the jobs he's bringing, and of his intent to secure favorable trade deals. He inspires several to follow him. After this, he spends most of the day with a number of individuals who will compete to become managers of Trumpaladin Franchises. Accordingly, trump casts THE APPRENTICE to determine who has what it takes to be a manager for him. the winners will form the core of his new mendicant order, which will convert Port Barry to Football, train and develop a monastic order that will educate the citizens of Port Barry, train a secular clergy for the new Cathedral, and eventually convert the planet.
The people of Port Barry join in a tumultuous cheer. There's easily 500+ present in the plaza, with many more in the surroundings.
>>5782
Of course he does, Thez is a performer and can do those things. I'm not even bothering to roll, cuz his 'hand' is stacked.
The people of Port Barry join in a tumultuous cheer. There's easily 500+ present in the plaza, with many more in the surroundings.
>>5782
Of course he does, Thez is a performer and can do those things. I'm not even bothering to roll, cuz his 'hand' is stacked.
>>5783
"We will Make Port Barry Safe Again, we will make Port Barry Work Again, and we will MAKE PORT BARRY GREAT AGAIN!"
"We will Make Port Barry Safe Again, we will make Port Barry Work Again, and we will MAKE PORT BARRY GREAT AGAIN!"
>>5785
Of course you're in the scene! You were the first to land, and in spite of the pain (oh she's had WAY worse), they know you're part of the same group/team. In fact, seeing you fall from such a height and shrug it off only increased the group's image and yours personally.
Of course you're in the scene! You were the first to land, and in spite of the pain (oh she's had WAY worse), they know you're part of the same group/team. In fact, seeing you fall from such a height and shrug it off only increased the group's image and yours personally.
>>5786
>unrelented cheers and many hats fly into the air.
This truly is not what they expected when they woke up in the morning, let alone when the crystal started hovering overhead. They thought it was doom, and instead here is the promise of prosperity and emergence. The town is quite wholly (perhaps with a few exceptions cuz there's always contrarians) in favor of this magnificent golden-haired man with his gleaming armor and sword, who was party to the elimination of the rats which already improved their situation, now promising increasingly better circumstances and prosperity. What's NOT to love?
>unrelented cheers and many hats fly into the air.
This truly is not what they expected when they woke up in the morning, let alone when the crystal started hovering overhead. They thought it was doom, and instead here is the promise of prosperity and emergence. The town is quite wholly (perhaps with a few exceptions cuz there's always contrarians) in favor of this magnificent golden-haired man with his gleaming armor and sword, who was party to the elimination of the rats which already improved their situation, now promising increasingly better circumstances and prosperity. What's NOT to love?
>>5788
Well if you're referring to the ability mods for Dwarves or Half-orcs, don't worry I was gonna waive that. I was thinking +1 Str +1 Con, -1 Wis, -1 Dex.
Well if you're referring to the ability mods for Dwarves or Half-orcs, don't worry I was gonna waive that. I was thinking +1 Str +1 Con, -1 Wis, -1 Dex.
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>>5788
And, even that was just guideline. Tracy is going to be naturally and appropriately dexterous so don't worry about the dex, and the -Con was cuz as a pony she's kinda skinny.
And, even that was just guideline. Tracy is going to be naturally and appropriately dexterous so don't worry about the dex, and the -Con was cuz as a pony she's kinda skinny.
Awakened hoers is +4 Strength, +2 Constitution, -2 Intelligence, -2 Charisma, but I guess that'd only account for the feral form...
https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/Awakened_Horse_(3.5e_Race)
https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/Awakened_Horse_(3.5e_Race)
>>5793
>homebrew
I'll consider it, but I'm wary of 'other ppls' homebrew. There are plenty of fags who make homebrew. Me, not excluded
>homebrew
I'll consider it, but I'm wary of 'other ppls' homebrew. There are plenty of fags who make homebrew. Me, not excluded
>>5789
Trump ends with a call to help volunteer work on his Cathedral, and to convert to the One True Football, attributing his success to Football
Trump ends with a call to help volunteer work on his Cathedral, and to convert to the One True Football, attributing his success to Football
>>5795
Dozens of city-folk surge forward; peasants, tradesmen/women, soldiers, etc. (no politicians tho Xp), all eager to learn more, to touch that MAGNIFICENT man, or just caught up in the moment.
Dozens of city-folk surge forward; peasants, tradesmen/women, soldiers, etc. (no politicians tho Xp), all eager to learn more, to touch that MAGNIFICENT man, or just caught up in the moment.
>>5796
Trumpaladin has a table to sell his book, "Think Football and kick ass," written by him actually ghost written by someone else to the peasant who approach
Trumpaladin has a table to sell his book, "Think Football and kick ass," written by him actually ghost written by someone else to the peasant who approach
This one seems pretty reasonable (I suspect it was an MLP fan). Works for me.
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