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Honey Roasted Mixed Nuts
Anonymous
uNPXe
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No.5695
5703
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614 replies and 51 files omitted.
Anonymous
WBWRG
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No.5750
5753
>>5741
infernuis asks lennos if he needs some help forgeing.
Anonymous
uNPXe
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No.5751
5752
>>5748
Hawt
>>5749
It shouldn't come as a surprise, Thez is psychotic with a penchant for murder and violence. Tracy is,....
Anonymous
MJZl7
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No.5752
Spoilered
>>5751
Similar personalities do not always get along, sodomite.
Anonymous
uNPXe
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No.5753
5756
>>5750
Surprised at the 'sudden' appearance of Infernius (he was fixated). "Oh, its you. What was your name again? Furnace? Hmmm," he looks at the great-sword strapped to your back.
"Oi, ya wanna hand me that?"
Anonymous
WBWRG
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No.5754
5755
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>>5744
infernuis also feel sadend by this statement.
Anonymous
uNPXe
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No.5755
>>5754
He's a dick, don't take it personally. Besides, its not that Thez DOESN'T like you (she really does), but she also likes a challenge (read >rape).
Anonymous
WBWRG
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No.5756
5757
>>5753
sure.
*hands sword*
uNPXe
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No.5757
5758
[6d6 = 17]
>>5756
He inspects it from a few different angles, checking its straight-ness, its flexibility, and taps it a few times against the forge.
"Not bad, but lemme try something."
He places it in one of the larger forges and waits a moment, lighting a cigarette from some of the flames spewing outward (singeing a few hairs in the process). After a few moments of it resting in the forge, it begins to take on the characteristic reddish-glow of increased temperature. He quickly pulls it out, and belches all over it. The belch spews napalm all over the entirety of the blade, which he quickly throws back into the forge.
"Almost done," he says, still behind the goggles (they're a bit big and comical for his size). He takes another drag and then pulls the sword, literally on fire and crackling, before whipping it neatly into an oil quench. While it sits in there, he casts firestorm, turning the entire forge-area into a momentary inferno.
Anonymous
WBWRG
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No.5758
>>5757
holy shit lennos
Anonymous
uNPXe
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No.5759
5762
I'm surprised, I thought that would hurt more.
As the sword cools, he does a quick cantrip, and illuminated runes appear on the outside of the quench, which makes a distinct "crack" as it splits open, spilling oil out the side. He pulls the sword out, now blackened and slightly irregular and hands it to you.
It is warm to the touch, despite having fully cooled. He gestures toward a training dummy. "Try it out," he suggests.
Anonymous
uNPXe
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No.5760
5762
"Oh, the command word is "Burn""
Anonymous
oKgpQ
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No.5761
5764 5765
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Alright, after the incredible haul last night, Trumpaladin has an ambitious set of plans. Overflowing with energy, Trumpaladin begins his day at 3AM, convincing Lenos to move the Pyramid to Port Barry, then securing and auditting the treasury. When that is accomplished, Trumpaladin meets with business leaders of the construction, masonry, carpentry, and other industries in Port Barry. There, he casts the spell THE ART OF THE DEAL to secure amazing contracts to begin construction on a library for magical knowledge in Port Barry, a Stadium-Cathedral for Football, and a monastery-school for Port Barry. Next, Trumpaladin uses the magic of RALLY to deliver a speech before a crowd of the citizenry of Port Barry. He tells them of the coming public works projects, of the jobs he's bringing, and of his intent to secure favorable trade deals. He inspires several to follow him. After this, he spends most of the day with a number of individuals who will compete to become managers of Trumpaladin Franchises. Accordingly, trump casts THE APPRENTICE to determine who has what it takes to be a manager for him. the winners will form the core of his new mendicant order, which will convert Port Barry to Football, train and develop a monastic order that will educate the citizens of Port Barry, train a secular clergy for the new Cathedral, and eventually convert the planet
Anonymous
WBWRG
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No.5762
5763
>>5759
>>5760
i go over to the dummy point my sword at it and say "Burn"
Anonymous
uNPXe
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No.5763
5765
>>5762
The sword blade ignites in flames, which though warm to the feels do not damage you in any way.
Anonymous
uNPXe
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No.5764
>>5761
Noted, and to commence as soon as this is done with Infernius and his (now) Flaming Burst Claymore
WBWRG
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No.5765
5767 5768
[1d20 = 20]
>>5763
is my blade a flame now? or is it just on fire? either way i attack the dummy
>>5761
holy shit dude good plan, do you care if i train some preists aswell?

Hop8F
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No.5767
>>5765
You can certainly try
\r
Anonymous
uNPXe
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No.5768
5770 5771
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Anonymous
uNPXe
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No.5770
>>5768
As the sword *strikes the dummy....
Anonymous
WBWRG
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No.5771
5772
>>5768
>the call that saved the game
uNPXe
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No.5772
[6d20 = 67]
>>5771
Unless a 20, I'm pretty sure no one noticed.
Anonymous
uNPXe
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No.5773
5774
Yeah, no one noticed. Consider it foreshadowing.
Anonymous
WBWRG
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No.5774
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>>5773
considered
Mrs. Sentry
MJZl7
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No.5775
I was going to eat that tail in the last thread, but decided against it in the last moment...
*unfs in awe*
Anonymous
uNPXe
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No.5776
5778
Alright. As the building drifts toward Port Barry, several of the rampart ballistae fire ineffectively at the building (they're not geared toward elevated targets). As it begins to hover overhead, many of the citizens and guards gather at various points along the wall and in the plaza, both in fear and awe. They never expected nor anticipated a floating crystal, and yet dude,... there's a floating crystal. As Trump begins to steel himself for the grand oration he is to deliver, Vandereim whispers to him "Oi lad, hold me aloft, and jump down to 'em. That'll rustle their jimmies!"
Mrs. Sentry
MJZl7
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No.5777
*peers over edge*
"They seem pretty butthurt down there..."
Anonymous
Hop8F
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No.5778
5779 5780
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>>5776
Trumpaladin jumps down to a set of speakers playing "Shoot to Thrill"
http://youtu.be/4gDch1p4c_M [Embed]
Mrs. Sentry
MJZl7
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No.5779
5781
>>5778
*jumps after, with an excited cackle*
Anonymous
uNPXe
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No.5780
>>5778
Lenos takes advantage and uses the tower to blast the song over some sort of PA system. Trump, leaping magnificently (his armor, his gleaming sword, his complete abandon) descends to the ground at a safe speed, to deliver his rousing speech to the people of Port Barry who, having NEVER seen ANYTHING like this are entirely transfixed.
uNPXe
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No.5781
5784
[2d12 = 20]
>>5779
... that was not the best idea. It won't kill you, but it does hurt.
Anonymous
Hop8F
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No.5782
5783
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Trump of course, is sure to have the appropriate lighting conditions
Anonymous
uNPXe
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No.5783
5785 5786
>There, he casts the spell THE ART OF THE DEAL to secure amazing contracts to begin construction on a library for magical knowledge in Port Barry, a Stadium-Cathedral for Football, and a monastery-school for Port Barry. Next, Trumpaladin uses the magic of RALLY to deliver a speech before a crowd of the citizenry of Port Barry. He tells them of the coming public works projects, of the jobs he's bringing, and of his intent to secure favorable trade deals. He inspires several to follow him. After this, he spends most of the day with a number of individuals who will compete to become managers of Trumpaladin Franchises. Accordingly, trump casts THE APPRENTICE to determine who has what it takes to be a manager for him. the winners will form the core of his new mendicant order, which will convert Port Barry to Football, train and develop a monastic order that will educate the citizens of Port Barry, train a secular clergy for the new Cathedral, and eventually convert the planet.
The people of Port Barry join in a tumultuous cheer. There's easily 500+ present in the plaza, with many more in the surroundings.
>>5782
Of course he does, Thez is a performer and can do those things. I'm not even bothering to roll, cuz his 'hand' is stacked.
Mrs. Sentry
MJZl7
?
No.5784
>>5781
>ouch
*hobbles to feet*
Mrs. Sentry
MJZl7
?
No.5785
5787 5791
>>5783
Put me into the scene too. REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Anonymous
Hop8F
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No.5786
5789
>>5783
"We will Make Port Barry Safe Again, we will make Port Barry Work Again, and we will MAKE PORT BARRY GREAT AGAIN!"
Anonymous
uNPXe
?
No.5787
5788
>>5785
Of course you're in the scene! You were the first to land, and in spite of the pain (oh she's had WAY worse), they know you're part of the same group/team. In fact, seeing you fall from such a height and shrug it off only increased the group's image and yours personally.
Mrs. Sentry
MJZl7
?
No.5788
5790 5792
>>5787
>who said playing a hoers grants -2 charisma?
Anonymous
uNPXe
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No.5789
5795
>>5786
>unrelented cheers and many hats fly into the air.
This truly is not what they expected when they woke up in the morning, let alone when the crystal started hovering overhead. They thought it was doom, and instead here is the promise of prosperity and emergence. The town is quite wholly (perhaps with a few exceptions cuz there's always contrarians) in favor of this magnificent golden-haired man with his gleaming armor and sword, who was party to the elimination of the rats which already improved their situation, now promising increasingly better circumstances and prosperity. What's NOT to love?
Anonymous
uNPXe
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No.5790
>>5788
Well if you're referring to the ability mods for Dwarves or Half-orcs, don't worry I was gonna waive that. I was thinking +1 Str +1 Con, -1 Wis, -1 Dex.
Anonymous
Hop8F
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No.5791
image.jpeg
>>5785
Trumpaladin can have sidekicks
Anonymous
uNPXe
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No.5792
>>5788
And, even that was just guideline. Tracy is going to be naturally and appropriately dexterous so don't worry about the dex, and the -Con was cuz as a pony she's kinda skinny.
Mrs. Sentry
MJZl7
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No.5793
5794
Awakened hoers is +4 Strength, +2 Constitution, -2 Intelligence, -2 Charisma, but I guess that'd only account for the feral form...
https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/Awakened_Horse_(3.5e_Race)
Anonymous
uNPXe
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No.5794
5797
>>5793
>homebrew
I'll consider it, but I'm wary of 'other ppls' homebrew. There are plenty of fags who make homebrew. Me, not excluded
Anonymous
Hop8F
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No.5795
5796
>>5789
Trump ends with a call to help volunteer work on his Cathedral, and to convert to the One True Football, attributing his success to Football
Anonymous
uNPXe
?
No.5796
5799
>>5795
Dozens of city-folk surge forward; peasants, tradesmen/women, soldiers, etc. (no politicians tho Xp), all eager to learn more, to touch that MAGNIFICENT man, or just caught up in the moment.
Mrs. Sentry
MJZl7
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No.5797
5798
>>5794
Don't consider it too hard. I didn't even know what homebrew means.
Anonymous
uNPXe
?
No.5798
>>5797
Homebrew = user generated (may be good, may be shit)
Anonymous
Hop8F
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No.5799
5801 5802
>>5796
Trumpaladin has a table to sell his book, "Think Football and kick ass," written by him actually ghost written by someone else to the peasant who approach
Anonymous
uNPXe
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No.5800
This one seems pretty reasonable (I suspect it was an MLP fan). Works for me.
Anonymous
uNPXe
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No.5801
5803 5804
>>5799
Thez where did she come from whispers in his ear "Don't be a jew, we've got plenty of money."

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