Get it?
Welcome to the next RPGame thread, continuing from where the previous thread -
https://mlpol.net/vx/res/4910.html - left off.
The party now sits within a floating crystal (a double-terminated Chesterhedron, if anyone is bored) that was previously a pyramid buried in the ground.
A wealth of resources and opportunities are now available, and many players seem to have actionable goals and aspirations with regard to.
Infernius is currently in the forge, to speak with (or simply observe) Lenos doing what he does best. Tracy has gained a minimal proficiency with thrown kunai, Trump has grand aspirations to turn Port Barry into a thriving population center and focal point for a developing relig-nat-soc society centered around the most Holy and High concept of John Elway, Football, and (Elway willing) His Denver Broncos, with equal emphasis on Rockwell and his designs. Torcuil has much to ponder and develop, except he's distracted cuz THERE'S A FUKKIN' UNICORN!, and Thez is in MOST high spirits simply because not only has she re-acquired her lost record contract, but,... no that's pretty much it for her.
Welcome to the Game, for those unfamiliar and/or new. I'll caution against detractors for a variety of reasons I won't elucidate, just saying it will not go how you plan.
Please, ladies and gentlemen, fillies of all ages, let the games resume.
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>>5801Trump responds, "regardless, they need to read about Football."
>>5801"The money is just a way of keeping score, for my Flashy."
*Eyes shop displaying wedding dresses in the background*
>>5727>>5726>>5724>>5723STOP TRYING TO FUCK THE UNICORN
>>5805Yay! Torcuil is back!
>>5804You know, even before this display the city is willing to cater to the party,....
>>5803"Do they look like readers? Just give it to them before they start to second-guess."
>>5807"Way ahead of you. And it's available on audiobook as well"
>>5807Oi, ye better believe
>>5806I said no shaggin' de unicorn ye one eyed cunt
>>5805I will galdly support your ship, if you respect mine
(but I swear, if you ever try to get in the way of our love, I'll shove a knife into her pooper, and strangle you with her intestines!)
>>5808"For FREE!" Thez interjects with a microphone. Yes, she has a microphone. The crowd cheers in response.
>>5810Meanwhile, in the stable, Trollestia chuckles at the proceedings.
>>5809unicorn get minotaur dick
>>5808"Showmanship," she taunts as she wanders about the crowd, gesturing to and fro and whipping (political-style) the crowd into increased interest and participation.
>>5811Trump is genuinely peeved at Thez evidently taking revenge for Trumpaladin taking all of the jewels, but he's glad to see that his book is wanted, and it's good to get the word of Football out
>>5813"oh please, you simpleton"
>>5809You think that hottie over there belongs to you alone, do you?
>>5815Do you mean "WTF has happened?"
>>5816Surely you're familiar with the anime-gesture of pulling one eye open and sticking the tongue out?
>>5819What?
I meant a description of Trollestia
>>5818Fuck you
>>5813Fuck you
>>5810B E G O N E T H O T >>5822Pic related, except a white mane/tail and no crown or shoes.
>>5822>>5818how about we go to trollestria and let her decide.
>>5824I don't know what I expected
Be glad I didn't go with Molestia
>>5824Trumpaladin has in mind pic related. If not this, then Trumpaladin will import this from this planet's equivalent of Slovakia
>>5832"Why would she want a cow?"
>>5833why would she want a monkey in armor?
"You know what, there's an easy way to settle this. Under the common law rules of property, ownership in a feral animal vests in he who first captures it - the rule of capture. That'd be Tracy. I don't believe she's been formally transferred to Tourcil, so Tracy still owns her."
"Tracy, can I have the Unicorn?"
>>5835*Orange-haired God
Right. So. The party is all assembled, and the city-folk are in a jubilant frenzy, taking up both books and audio-books (not sure how that works, but I'll just leave it, kind of like hammers in MLP) and volunteering/offering themselves to participate in Trump's grand design. The whole city is in celebration.
And that's when HE shows up.
High in the air, what appears an elderly human literally walks nonchalantly on the air, laughing at the proceedings.
"What a remarkable display. I'm quite impressed"
>>5838Trumpaladin senses a threat
>>5836>You know what, there's an easy way to settle this. Under the common law rules of property, ownership in a feral animal vests in he who first captures it - the rule of capture. That'd be Tracy. I don't believe she's been formally transferred to Tourcil, so Tracy still owns her.">FeralPretty sure talking horses don't count as feral
>>5840Yeah he do.
Thez' eyes turn red, all mirth and enjoyment blasted away.
>>5841Oh, he's more than a jew in this world
>>5845He snaps his fingers and the shield dispels as it was cast.
REEEEEEEEEEEE THIS SITUATION SHOULDN'T BE HAPPENING!!! A UNICORN'S NATURAL TELEPORTING ABILITIES SHOULD'VE ONLY BEEN ABLE TO TRANSPORT HER TO THE EDGE OF THE FOREST!!!! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
"It has been quite some time since I've seen humans so,... animate. Whatever could be the cause of such revelry?" he condescendingly bantz.
>>5848"... bitches..." she aswers under her breath
>>5849You'd better make her abilities clear later. I don't want an albino Starlight Glimmer in this story.