Get it?
Welcome to the next RPGame thread, continuing from where the previous thread -
https://mlpol.net/vx/res/4910.html - left off.
The party now sits within a floating crystal (a double-terminated Chesterhedron, if anyone is bored) that was previously a pyramid buried in the ground.
A wealth of resources and opportunities are now available, and many players seem to have actionable goals and aspirations with regard to.
Infernius is currently in the forge, to speak with (or simply observe) Lenos doing what he does best. Tracy has gained a minimal proficiency with thrown kunai, Trump has grand aspirations to turn Port Barry into a thriving population center and focal point for a developing relig-nat-soc society centered around the most Holy and High concept of John Elway, Football, and (Elway willing) His Denver Broncos, with equal emphasis on Rockwell and his designs. Torcuil has much to ponder and develop, except he's distracted cuz THERE'S A FUKKIN' UNICORN!, and Thez is in MOST high spirits simply because not only has she re-acquired her lost record contract, but,... no that's pretty much it for her.
Welcome to the Game, for those unfamiliar and/or new. I'll caution against detractors for a variety of reasons I won't elucidate, just saying it will not go how you plan.
Please, ladies and gentlemen, fillies of all ages, let the games resume.
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To start things off Thez appears before Tracy and asks (pointedly) "Can I have it back now? Ordinarily the party would get mass-raped when my tail is stolen, but the GM-faggot was distracted and forgot to play that part out."
>>5697>back turned, in the process of squeezing the blood out of "it"*notices Thez, and turns*
"......"
*begrudgingly hands "it" back, and fucks off*
>>5699"Thank you!" she calls after, admiring Tracy as she departs.
>>5699Wait, did she just collect some of Thez' blood? I honestly don't KNOW what that will mean, but I'm certain it will be interesting!
>>5702Good show!
>>5703A fukkin unicorn, its in the stable.
>>5703"Don't trust her. She's a total cunt."
Also, wtf were the mechanics behind her being invulnerable to my attacks last time? Was it some kind of spell? I can't find anything in DnD section on unicorns or /mlp/ that fits the ticket (in /mlp/ universe, they're prone to turn into pussies when their horns are touched, like Goku's tail).
>>5705The spell is "Ethereal Jaunt", and it allows the user to become temporarily insubstantial.
>>5707"Greetings, smelly human," the unicorn smiles at you.
>>5708Oi, what ye know 'bout Scotland?
>>5710"Scotland? As in "Earth"? I have heard of this place, but have never ventured. Several of my kind are rumored to have ventured its vast and expansive green-land. I am told it is a most wonderful place. Is that where you are from?"
>>5711Yes, and I have been looking for an...
Equine
like you as a companian
>>5712"Oooh, how suggestive of you," she says almost innocently. "I like the sound of a 'companion', it has been some time."
She chuckles to herself.
>>5712"Do you have a name good Scotsman? I have many names, but of them I prefer the name "Trollestia"."
>>5713>>5714NO NO NO
WAIT
That's not what I meant
>>5716>TrollestiaOh god
"My name is Torcuil, The meme mage"
"A pleasure my good Torque-wrench. I trust we will have lots of fun together," she smiles.
>>5720I'll be back in about an hour
"Don't fap, I know I'm sexy," she calls after.
>>5716>TrollestiaI was going to do everything in my power to Fuck this unicorn, but now I'm afraid
>>5723Actually, upon further consideration, let it happen
>>5723I did say it would be a shit-storm, and I wasn't (entirely) talking about Tracy. ^_~
>>5723ill fuck it before you do.
>>5726Nuh uh! Also she may be a thot, but she's still a lady. The pronoun is "her"
>using the wrong pronouns >>5728I think she only likes Paladins
>>5731infernuis hasent met her yet.
>>5732I think we both know who she'd chose
The answer is Trumpaladin >>5733>>5723>*teleports behind you*>unstealth"I'm here for you, Flashy."
>>5736babby hands compared to infernuis.
"So what do you guys wanna do now? I mean we can kill stuff, or we can explore, or we can beat eachother senseless (in a very pinkie-pie sort of nonchalant tone), I'm okay with whatever!" Thez is standing on the ceiling, inverted.
>>5739"I'm not so sure about that"