Get it?
Welcome to the next RPGame thread, continuing from where the previous thread - https://mlpol.net/vx/res/4910.html - left off.
The party now sits within a floating crystal (a double-terminated Chesterhedron, if anyone is bored) that was previously a pyramid buried in the ground.
A wealth of resources and opportunities are now available, and many players seem to have actionable goals and aspirations with regard to.
Infernius is currently in the forge, to speak with (or simply observe) Lenos doing what he does best. Tracy has gained a minimal proficiency with thrown kunai, Trump has grand aspirations to turn Port Barry into a thriving population center and focal point for a developing relig-nat-soc society centered around the most Holy and High concept of John Elway, Football, and (Elway willing) His Denver Broncos, with equal emphasis on Rockwell and his designs. Torcuil has much to ponder and develop, except he's distracted cuz THERE'S A FUKKIN' UNICORN!, and Thez is in MOST high spirits simply because not only has she re-acquired her lost record contract, but,... no that's pretty much it for her.
Welcome to the Game, for those unfamiliar and/or new. I'll caution against detractors for a variety of reasons I won't elucidate, just saying it will not go how you plan.
Please, ladies and gentlemen, fillies of all ages, let the games resume.
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>>6162
>>6163
>checks manual
>they're resistant, not immune
>>6163
"You fucking bastard bastard!"
*roll to angrily throw keen edged knife in his general direction*
>>6168
[nursing hoers noises]
*loads paralyzed Flashy onto back*
"It's okay, Sweetheart. Let's get you home."
*trots off with him back toward Crystal*
>>6162
>>6163
>checks manual
>they're resistant, not immune
>>6163
"You fucking bastard bastard!"
*roll to angrily throw keen edged knife in his general direction*
>>6168
[nursing hoers noises]
*loads paralyzed Flashy onto back*
"It's okay, Sweetheart. Let's get you home."
*trots off with him back toward Crystal*
Trumpaladin attends another meeting to meet with possible recruits that night, holding a mare in his arms. He later goes home with the mare. Assuming of course, she stops trying to stab and goes with him to a different restaurant. Otherwise she stays there
Tourcil tries to go home with the unicorn, but receives a troll face
Tourcil tries to go home with the unicorn, but receives a troll face
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>mfw
>>6193
>Torcuil shape shifts Tracy to appese Trump
>this fails
>Torcuil tazes trump
>20
>Torcuil puts Tracy and Trump in a "comprimizing" position
>Torcuil runs away from Waifu theif
Questions?
>Torcuil shape shifts Tracy to appese Trump
>this fails
>Torcuil tazes trump
>20
>Torcuil puts Tracy and Trump in a "comprimizing" position
>Torcuil runs away from Waifu theif
Questions?
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Sorry, I couldn't help myself. Let this be a lesson to players about putting things to a dice roll. To illustrate this point (and because its been talked about at length) when I finally get around to Thez confronting Lenos about the bet, they're going to get into a fight that will be entirely determined by the dice. I honestly don't know how the fight is going to go, even though (knowing both character's stats and abilities) I know what SHOULD happen.
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>>6194
There's so much to comment on, but I'll start with the Tazing. Rolling a 20 was magnificent, and indicates that you would probably do max effectiveness, if not doubled (I'm not looking at Taze at the moment, whether its duration or damage, or whatever).
However. Trump IS entitled to a saving throw, which he very clearly ALSO landed with flying colors. Hence, I would assume that either A. he magnificently avoided the Taze OR he grabbed YOU while you were doing it, subjecting BOTH of you to the effects. I'm not changing what went down, but in future that is the 2 choices I would then roll to determine.
There's so much to comment on, but I'll start with the Tazing. Rolling a 20 was magnificent, and indicates that you would probably do max effectiveness, if not doubled (I'm not looking at Taze at the moment, whether its duration or damage, or whatever).
However. Trump IS entitled to a saving throw, which he very clearly ALSO landed with flying colors. Hence, I would assume that either A. he magnificently avoided the Taze OR he grabbed YOU while you were doing it, subjecting BOTH of you to the effects. I'm not changing what went down, but in future that is the 2 choices I would then roll to determine.
>>6113
Thez would not have said this if what Infernius' later dice roll indicated was true. See what you've done, you've created a paradox Infernius!
>>6124
If any of you actually expects to get anywhere with her, you're seriously being trolled.
>>6129
Again, that die roll.
>>6131
That's kind of what I'm thinking (the disguise). I won't comment on the hierarchy.
>>6133
... and again
>>6134
... and again
>>6137
lol, how prophetic
>>6140
Okay, this is the point that the paradox ends. Technically, everything before this moment is now minimally (pun intended) invalid.
Thez would not have said this if what Infernius' later dice roll indicated was true. See what you've done, you've created a paradox Infernius!
>>6124
If any of you actually expects to get anywhere with her, you're seriously being trolled.
>>6129
Again, that die roll.
>>6131
That's kind of what I'm thinking (the disguise). I won't comment on the hierarchy.
>>6133
... and again
>>6134
... and again
>>6137
lol, how prophetic
>>6140
Okay, this is the point that the paradox ends. Technically, everything before this moment is now minimally (pun intended) invalid.
>>6142
Not to beat a dead hoers, but no. You would have gotten a racial bonus, but you neglected to declare it. This is ALSO one of the risks of putting things to a die roll, is not applying the correct/any modifiers. Since none of you have bothered to ask what your character's attributes even ARE, I can't emphasize how ill advised a move this was.
>>6161
kek
>>6174
wut
>>6178
Perfect. Also yes.
>>6184
You don't have to type out spoiler you can just use s and /s (or ctrl+s and type it in)
Well, it wasn't the worst possible scenario to play out.
Not to beat a dead hoers, but no. You would have gotten a racial bonus, but you neglected to declare it. This is ALSO one of the risks of putting things to a die roll, is not applying the correct/any modifiers. Since none of you have bothered to ask what your character's attributes even ARE, I can't emphasize how ill advised a move this was.
>>6161
kek
>>6174
wut
>>6178
Perfect. Also yes.
>>6184
You don't have to type out spoiler you can just use s and /s (or ctrl+s and type it in)
Well, it wasn't the worst possible scenario to play out.
*emphasize enough
The common metric for such rolls is 1d6+3, with modifiers for racial size. I would've given Infernius an additional +1, being a minotaur. However,... I wasn't here. So between the tazing, the dice, and the temporary amnesia, everything else checks.
>>6213
Appearance change, got it.
There's another thing about Paladins which you should and your character would know. The special mount.
>The paladin’s mount is superior to a normal mount of its kind and has special powers, as described below. The standard mount for a Medium paladin is a heavy warhorse, and the standard mount for a Small paladin is a warpony. Another kind of mount, such as a riding dog (for a halfling paladin) or a Large shark (for a paladin in an aquatic campaign) may be allowed as well. A paladin’s mount is treated as a magical beast, not an animal, for the purpose of all effects that depend on its type (though it retains an animal’s HD, base attack bonus, saves, skill points, and feats).
https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/SRD:Paladin#The_Paladin.27s_Mount
I had one in mind that I was going to introduce, but I'm really not sure where this is going atm.
Appearance change, got it.
There's another thing about Paladins which you should and your character would know. The special mount.
>The paladin’s mount is superior to a normal mount of its kind and has special powers, as described below. The standard mount for a Medium paladin is a heavy warhorse, and the standard mount for a Small paladin is a warpony. Another kind of mount, such as a riding dog (for a halfling paladin) or a Large shark (for a paladin in an aquatic campaign) may be allowed as well. A paladin’s mount is treated as a magical beast, not an animal, for the purpose of all effects that depend on its type (though it retains an animal’s HD, base attack bonus, saves, skill points, and feats).
https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/SRD:Paladin#The_Paladin.27s_Mount
I had one in mind that I was going to introduce, but I'm really not sure where this is going atm.
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>>6208
GM, you said at the beginning of the game in >>1171 → that you'd be giving Tracy barbarian attribute. Could I, if possible invoke a mindfuck and trade just a bit of my rogue nature for emphasis on barbarian quirks or, preferably, similarity to a psionic Wilder? I didn't know anything about classes when I started, so I chose rogue because of Tracy's expert proficiency with knives and 'slippery mind', but I've actually been RPing as something closer to a wilder, hoping to covert Tracy's madness into power. I'd be willing to take the full extent of any drawbacks, like Wilder's 'volatile mind'; I've actually already been doing that up to this point: I've already been trying to keep up the character and make irrationally violent decisions, and it'd be nice to have an attack boost when giving into rage. I'm a rogue now, but I don't think Tracy would have that much ability in handcrafts (mudpone) outside the realm of knives. I'd even take the barbarian's 'illiteracy' quirk, (since Earth ponies aren't exactly comfortable turning pages). Overall, I'd really prefer to trade the handcrafts for auto-psionics/rage, since Tracy really came into the game already mindfucked. I don't want any extra shield/weapon/armor proficiency; I just like to to incorporate the rage/insanity from either the barbarian/wilder classes, sort of like when I used /HATRED/ on those zombies, in the first thread here >>1196 → and >>1200 →
GM, you said at the beginning of the game in >>1171 → that you'd be giving Tracy barbarian attribute. Could I, if possible invoke a mindfuck and trade just a bit of my rogue nature for emphasis on barbarian quirks or, preferably, similarity to a psionic Wilder? I didn't know anything about classes when I started, so I chose rogue because of Tracy's expert proficiency with knives and 'slippery mind', but I've actually been RPing as something closer to a wilder, hoping to covert Tracy's madness into power. I'd be willing to take the full extent of any drawbacks, like Wilder's 'volatile mind'; I've actually already been doing that up to this point: I've already been trying to keep up the character and make irrationally violent decisions, and it'd be nice to have an attack boost when giving into rage. I'm a rogue now, but I don't think Tracy would have that much ability in handcrafts (mudpone) outside the realm of knives. I'd even take the barbarian's 'illiteracy' quirk, (since Earth ponies aren't exactly comfortable turning pages). Overall, I'd really prefer to trade the handcrafts for auto-psionics/rage, since Tracy really came into the game already mindfucked. I don't want any extra shield/weapon/armor proficiency; I just like to to incorporate the rage/insanity from either the barbarian/wilder classes, sort of like when I used /HATRED/ on those zombies, in the first thread here >>1196 → and >>1200 →
>>6215
If that's what you really want (not the tank), then sure. I'll have to think of a way to introduce into this world/storyline. all my careful planning, ruined
If that's what you really want (not the tank), then sure. I'll have to think of a way to introduce into this world/storyline. all my careful planning, ruined
>>6217
Minimally, that's fine with me. Lemme know where you wanna be at. I think you guys are at 13th level, I'll have to check in a bit.
BTW, since the party didn't actually kill George, so the only experience gained was circustantial.
Anyway, let me know.
Minimally, that's fine with me. Lemme know where you wanna be at. I think you guys are at 13th level, I'll have to check in a bit.
BTW, since the party didn't actually kill George, so the only experience gained was circustantial.
Anyway, let me know.
>>6218
Nah, ill see whatever you have. Besides a "mount,"really isn't the same as what he's after here, which is basically a waifu
Nah, ill see whatever you have. Besides a "mount,"really isn't the same as what he's after here, which is basically a waifu
>>6220
Wilder/barbarian is closer to Tracy's character, being an insane Yandere THOT. I mostly wanted Rogue for the light weapons proficiency.
Wilder/barbarian is closer to Tracy's character, being an insane Yandere THOT. I mostly wanted Rogue for the light weapons proficiency.
>>6223
So like, ENTIRELY Wilder/Barbarian?more paradox, this is gonna take me all week to wrap my head around ~_~
Okay, but not much into Wilder to start with?
Anyone else wanna do some tweaks, since I've got time to do the reading?
So like, ENTIRELY Wilder/Barbarian?more paradox, this is gonna take me all week to wrap my head around ~_~
Okay, but not much into Wilder to start with?
Anyone else wanna do some tweaks, since I've got time to do the reading?
>>6228
>not waiting for the chance to get one of Trollestia's hairs, and summon a nerfed version of her that would serve you willingly
>not waiting for the chance to get one of Trollestia's hairs, and summon a nerfed version of her that would serve you willingly
>>6227
Mage=Wizard, but you've honestly been playing more like a hybrid. You haven't done much of anything (IF anything) wrt spellbooks/memorization(sorc), but you're playing (int and theme) like a wiz. Soooo,... what's in a name? Sorcerers learn far fewer spells, but can cast them more times per day (not that you've come near casting all spells/day for either category.
Mage=Wizard, but you've honestly been playing more like a hybrid. You haven't done much of anything (IF anything) wrt spellbooks/memorization(sorc), but you're playing (int and theme) like a wiz. Soooo,... what's in a name? Sorcerers learn far fewer spells, but can cast them more times per day (not that you've come near casting all spells/day for either category.
>>6232
Yes to the first, interesting to the second. 3.5 doesn't differentiate that way, but your description of Wizard fits perfectly.
Yes to the first, interesting to the second. 3.5 doesn't differentiate that way, but your description of Wizard fits perfectly.
>>6235
Trump was busy campaigning, and I thought you were with him. Given the group was involved in the fight, I'm putting everyone still in Port Barry. Specifics can easily be remedied by stating where characters are going/deciding to do.
Oh yeah, you DO need to figure out how non-flying characters are gonna get back into the building BTW.
Trump was busy campaigning, and I thought you were with him. Given the group was involved in the fight, I'm putting everyone still in Port Barry. Specifics can easily be remedied by stating where characters are going/deciding to do.
Oh yeah, you DO need to figure out how non-flying characters are gonna get back into the building BTW.
>>6236
The spell is intended for a non-sentient mount, but I see no reason it wouldn't work for a sentient one. Don't expect text-book service, and we're talking more like a 4th level spell in this case (since it would be a direct summons and not a temporary one,... I'm assuming that's what you're aiming at).
The spell is intended for a non-sentient mount, but I see no reason it wouldn't work for a sentient one. Don't expect text-book service, and we're talking more like a 4th level spell in this case (since it would be a direct summons and not a temporary one,... I'm assuming that's what you're aiming at).
>>6236
It's funny, because the earliest depictions of Merlin describe him as a Wildman who lived in a cave in the woods isolated from society with only animals for companionship. He was born with the power to receive strange messages from the beyond in the form of visions into the future, which he recorded by writing down magical symbols, which he left to townsfolk in exchange for books and quills.
He was basically a medieval +30 year old, antisocial, NEET wizard, with an uncanny power to tell the future using memes.
It's funny, because the earliest depictions of Merlin describe him as a Wildman who lived in a cave in the woods isolated from society with only animals for companionship. He was born with the power to receive strange messages from the beyond in the form of visions into the future, which he recorded by writing down magical symbols, which he left to townsfolk in exchange for books and quills.
He was basically a medieval +30 year old, antisocial, NEET wizard, with an uncanny power to tell the future using memes.
>>6241
Get out
Kidding. So, are you looking to summon Troll and have her stick around, or are you looking to summon her for a limited period, after which she'll return to the stables?
Get out
Kidding. So, are you looking to summon Troll and have her stick around, or are you looking to summon her for a limited period, after which she'll return to the stables?
>>6243
Doesn't he need to acquire the hair first?
Also, why's this fucking unicorn crashing in our crystal? Shouldn't she be protecting her realm in the forest?
Doesn't he need to acquire the hair first?
Also, why's this fucking unicorn crashing in our crystal? Shouldn't she be protecting her realm in the forest?
>>6246
No, that's just the engine I'm basing everything off of. I'll throw in whatever you guys want (there's space, for example, which hasn't been explored yet).
>>6245
There's not really an existing spell like that but it most closely resembles a 5th level summon, waiving the spell duration (since summons are technically extra-planar).
No, that's just the engine I'm basing everything off of. I'll throw in whatever you guys want (there's space, for example, which hasn't been explored yet).
>>6245
There's not really an existing spell like that but it most closely resembles a 5th level summon, waiving the spell duration (since summons are technically extra-planar).
>>6248
Well, yeah. Trump expressed an interest in getting lvls in space marine (technically, paladins can't multi-class but meh, its my Game).
Well, yeah. Trump expressed an interest in getting lvls in space marine (technically, paladins can't multi-class but meh, its my Game).
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>tfw no one noticed that my improvidently written text last night would have featured Trumpaladin waking up next to Tracy
>>6264
Trump is there I think, Thez is hidden, and maybe Infernius. There's lots of civilians, as I'm pretty much starting up from the end of Trump's second(?) rally (after George).
That was so epic, cutting his damn arm off
Trump is there I think, Thez is hidden, and maybe Infernius. There's lots of civilians, as I'm pretty much starting up from the end of Trump's second(?) rally (after George).
That was so epic, cutting his damn arm off
>>6272
Trump would be mingling with the crowd and promoting his plans for Port Barry, Thez is literally on the ceiling, learning more about his plan (its new to her as much as anyone, and it is interesting). Infernius would be nom'ing a blue cheese chicken sammich. The people are either eating and/or fixated on Trump.
>>6273
Temporarily, yes.
Trump would be mingling with the crowd and promoting his plans for Port Barry, Thez is literally on the ceiling, learning more about his plan (its new to her as much as anyone, and it is interesting). Infernius would be nom'ing a blue cheese chicken sammich. The people are either eating and/or fixated on Trump.
>>6273
Temporarily, yes.
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>>6275
You're a pastel, talking warhorse. I don't think that's gonna be believed, but lets find out.
>>6275
You're a pastel, talking warhorse. I don't think that's gonna be believed, but lets find out.
*anger*
>>6282
They're replaying the fight, telling eachother what they were able to see and/or hear (remember, they bolted mid-way through the fight)
They're replaying the fight, telling eachother what they were able to see and/or hear (remember, they bolted mid-way through the fight)
>>6286
The Rusty Duck is about the size of the Sticky Wicket, except entirely restaurant/bar. It is an inn also, but clearly the owner is more interested in atmosphere than commercialism.
The Rusty Duck is about the size of the Sticky Wicket, except entirely restaurant/bar. It is an inn also, but clearly the owner is more interested in atmosphere than commercialism.
>>6287
I assume Flashy is doing some kind of speech. Better not get in the way again.
>stealth
Can I wander off and see what's around?
I assume Flashy is doing some kind of speech. Better not get in the way again.
>stealth
Can I wander off and see what's around?
>>6288
Sure. I forget what time it is in game, so I'm going with early afternoon. The plaza is also bustling, again the habbening. As you leave the Rusty Duck, people recognize you as part of the party and pat you on the shoulders, neck and snout appreciatively. (they were doing that before, I just didn't think to mention it; one of the downsides to summarizing what I imagine occurring)
Sure. I forget what time it is in game, so I'm going with early afternoon. The plaza is also bustling, again the habbening. As you leave the Rusty Duck, people recognize you as part of the party and pat you on the shoulders, neck and snout appreciatively. (they were doing that before, I just didn't think to mention it; one of the downsides to summarizing what I imagine occurring)
I gotta say, I'm having trouble wrapping my head around how a warhorse is in stealth in broad daylight, and how this looks in any way natural. Fug it.
>>6290
Stealth wasn't actually that important to me, desu... I just laugh at the thought of 12,00 lbs of sex-drive and raw, unfiltered edge just suddenly appearing and disappearing without warning.
Stealth wasn't actually that important to me, desu... I just laugh at the thought of 12,00 lbs of sex-drive and raw, unfiltered edge just suddenly appearing and disappearing without warning.
>>6291
I laugh at the thought of said flitting from cover to shadow and back. Kinda like Twilight in the time-travel episode
I laugh at the thought of said flitting from cover to shadow and back. Kinda like Twilight in the time-travel episode
>>6289
>As you leave the Rusty Duck, people recognize you as part of the party and pat you on the shoulders, neck and snout appreciatively.
And to think I was going to unironically burn down this town two plays ago...
*Is a bit irritated by the extra attention*
>As you leave the Rusty Duck, people recognize you as part of the party and pat you on the shoulders, neck and snout appreciatively.
And to think I was going to unironically burn down this town two plays ago...
*Is a bit irritated by the extra attention*
They've heard of demons, but never seen 'em and certainly not one that's 40' tall
(FYI, the 40' vers is the real one)
(FYI, the 40' vers is the real one)
>>6296
Had they ever seen the small one before?
*is slightly nervous having been possessed multiple times in the past, but doesn't show it*
Had they ever seen the small one before?
*is slightly nervous having been possessed multiple times in the past, but doesn't show it*
>>6297
Nope, George Soros is completely unknown to them
Also, George is a particularly advanced Balor if you ever get bored.
Nope, George Soros is completely unknown to them
Also, George is a particularly advanced Balor if you ever get bored.
He never bothered to bring his weapons (pride) nor evoked his flaming aura (again), but here's a pic I should have included.
>>6303
>Both
Kek. Not anymore.
Now has:
>hydra blood: (used by Hercules to one-shot countless monster)
>Thez blood
>Balor blood
>Both
Kek. Not anymore.
Now has:
>hydra blood: (used by Hercules to one-shot countless monster)
>Thez blood
>Balor blood
>>6305
>mentioned hematolagnia quirk in first thread
>was going to just drink it...
Tracy wouldn't know it was poisonous though...
>mentioned hematolagnia quirk in first thread
>was going to just drink it...
Tracy wouldn't know it was poisonous though...
>>6306
Well, Tracy is a special case. I could think of it going a number of ways, above and beyond poison (as a drink).
Well, Tracy is a special case. I could think of it going a number of ways, above and beyond poison (as a drink).
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>>6307
>tfw you have to bend your character, and not just whip out a bottle of blood and drink it, for the sake of looking good in fron of your husbandos friends
...!
>tfw you have to bend your character, and not just whip out a bottle of blood and drink it, for the sake of looking good in fron of your husbandos friends
...!
>>6308
What, you want to drink it now? That will influence the outcome actually. The results would be put to a die-roll mind you, but not being in a stressed situation is a significant factor in the results. Also, whether she realizes that drinking uber-demon blood might have side effects and whether she has steeled herself to it.
What, you want to drink it now? That will influence the outcome actually. The results would be put to a die-roll mind you, but not being in a stressed situation is a significant factor in the results. Also, whether she realizes that drinking uber-demon blood might have side effects and whether she has steeled herself to it.
In fact, that could easily explain any discontinuity as far as going from rogue/barbarian to wilder/barbarian (for example, that would negate the "less in wilder" stipulation)
>>6312
I'll wait until you make the decision to even consider the possible ramifications, though 'asking around first' is most advisable. As far as discontinuity, it would explain why a barbarian/wilder would not have known of any supernatural ability until recently. A wilder can be assumed to have had an existing ability previously (even if latent) while 'drinking weird blood' would explain why such abilities would be new and exciting.
I'll wait until you make the decision to even consider the possible ramifications, though 'asking around first' is most advisable. As far as discontinuity, it would explain why a barbarian/wilder would not have known of any supernatural ability until recently. A wilder can be assumed to have had an existing ability previously (even if latent) while 'drinking weird blood' would explain why such abilities would be new and exciting.
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>>6315
Lots. The population of Port Barry is in excess of 1000, so between the city and the surrounding farmland (there is) we're talking adequate housing for all (mostly rural but some posh). Additionally there's the government buildings, and the commercial stores (you only got the rundown from the jew so there's more than he told you).
I'm not set on pic related, but along these lines.
Lots. The population of Port Barry is in excess of 1000, so between the city and the surrounding farmland (there is) we're talking adequate housing for all (mostly rural but some posh). Additionally there's the government buildings, and the commercial stores (you only got the rundown from the jew so there's more than he told you).
I'm not set on pic related, but along these lines.
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>>6318
Oh (don't) fuck off. Though you'll NEVER live it down, desu the roll is invalid. Let that be a lesson though.
>>6317
Depends on what you mean by 'interesting'. There's item shops, there's potion shops (not uber), there's tack/mount shops, there's kooky mage shops, there's tailor shops, there's transport (waterway) shops, (not exhaustive).
Oh (don't) fuck off. Though you'll NEVER live it down, desu the roll is invalid. Let that be a lesson though.
>>6317
Depends on what you mean by 'interesting'. There's item shops, there's potion shops (not uber), there's tack/mount shops, there's kooky mage shops, there's tailor shops, there's transport (waterway) shops, (not exhaustive).
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Dice are like (in more ways) divination; never ask what you're unwilling to accept 'the answer' to.
>>6321
Essentially all of it, though I'm not heartless.
Thez would never have involved herself in any 'lengthy' manner with a 3" penir
Essentially all of it, though I'm not heartless.
Thez would never have involved herself in any 'lengthy' manner with a 3" penir
>>6325
>This motherfucker, asking about how the Anne Frank pone is going
Dude, don't tempt me to make a red dragon eat you.
>This motherfucker, asking about how the Anne Frank pone is going
Dude, don't tempt me to make a red dragon eat you.
>>6331
Yes, armor for hoers is termed 'barding' and comes in as many varieties as the corresponding armors (leather, chain, splint, banded, plate (half/field/full), and others).
Yes, armor for hoers is termed 'barding' and comes in as many varieties as the corresponding armors (leather, chain, splint, banded, plate (half/field/full), and others).
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>>6338
True, though I calculate her being able to hold up to 50lbs as a light (unencumbered) load, allowing for leather or chain.
True, though I calculate her being able to hold up to 50lbs as a light (unencumbered) load, allowing for leather or chain.
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>>6347
"Maps are in high demand, and we don't release our source materials. Give us a day or so, and we can fill that request."
"Space-maps, what a loon."
"Maps are in high demand, and we don't release our source materials. Give us a day or so, and we can fill that request."
"Space-maps, what a loon."
>>6349
"Well, chain gives an overall higher armor rating, but leather allows for a higher dexterity bonus (due to weight and 'hang'). Also, chain hinders sneaking, reduces movement speed, and is remarkably less effective against piercing weapons (the rings kinda guide the point into,... you)."
"Well, chain gives an overall higher armor rating, but leather allows for a higher dexterity bonus (due to weight and 'hang'). Also, chain hinders sneaking, reduces movement speed, and is remarkably less effective against piercing weapons (the rings kinda guide the point into,... you)."
>>6350
"Sorry, our policy is to take orders in advance, we don't usually get requests like "Your biggest". We will probably be done in advance of the estimate, but that's a worst-case."
"Sorry, our policy is to take orders in advance, we don't usually get requests like "Your biggest". We will probably be done in advance of the estimate, but that's a worst-case."
>>6353
control+s
"Why yes, in fact we can modify that to make an excellent (truly) set of hide (hide is on par with leather) barding!"
control+s
"Why yes, in fact we can modify that to make an excellent (truly) set of hide (hide is on par with leather) barding!"
>>6355
>takes parka
"Hmmm. I can have this finished by the morning. So are you guys really gonna do all this for Port Barry? I mean, its all so exciting! A little scary, that crazy demon and all, but I for one love the ideas that Trump fella keeps goin' on about!"
>takes parka
"Hmmm. I can have this finished by the morning. So are you guys really gonna do all this for Port Barry? I mean, its all so exciting! A little scary, that crazy demon and all, but I for one love the ideas that Trump fella keeps goin' on about!"
>>6356
"Welcome back to the Belligerent Gnome, good beast-man!" (they don't get minotaurs, its nothing personal)
"What can I do for you? Are those bracers to your liking?"
"Welcome back to the Belligerent Gnome, good beast-man!" (they don't get minotaurs, its nothing personal)
"What can I do for you? Are those bracers to your liking?"
>>6357
>do all this for Port Barry?
>?
".. I mean.. Yeah, if he ever comes along again, we'll swat 'em..!" (convincing tone)
>do all this for Port Barry?
>?
".. I mean.. Yeah, if he ever comes along again, we'll swat 'em..!" (convincing tone)
>>6359
He's talking about the Making PB Great Again theme Trump is running with.
"Good to hear. Some of the townspeople are a little nervous, since you're newcomers and all, but seeing how you all fearlessly took on that monster, that's some next-level stuff. I'm proud to have you!"
He's talking about the Making PB Great Again theme Trump is running with.
"Good to hear. Some of the townspeople are a little nervous, since you're newcomers and all, but seeing how you all fearlessly took on that monster, that's some next-level stuff. I'm proud to have you!"
For future reference, the map store is called the Compass Rose, and the Tack/Barding shop is called Brenda's Tack.
>>6358
I like,they good. Do you have big crossbow and grappling hook me can use to get back up to crtstal?
I like,they good. Do you have big crossbow and grappling hook me can use to get back up to crtstal?
>>6360
>somewhat flattered, although more about her knife-handling then any sort of act of heroism
".. Oh, well, I'm just doing what I do best, I guess..
Do you sell luxury saddles? Some easy-access bags would be nice too."
>somewhat flattered, although more about her knife-handling then any sort of act of heroism
".. Oh, well, I'm just doing what I do best, I guess..
Do you sell luxury saddles? Some easy-access bags would be nice too."
>>6362
"Well, I'm gonna be honest with you. Your best bet would be a potion of levitation from the potion shop. I mean I can provide a grappling hook like you describe, but that seems a rather pedestrian method if you don't mind me saying. Either would work, but these (he says holding up a grappeling hook) are more for rigging and/or climbing, where you seem to be looking to get from point A to point B amirite?"
"Well, I'm gonna be honest with you. Your best bet would be a potion of levitation from the potion shop. I mean I can provide a grappling hook like you describe, but that seems a rather pedestrian method if you don't mind me saying. Either would work, but these (he says holding up a grappeling hook) are more for rigging and/or climbing, where you seem to be looking to get from point A to point B amirite?"
>>6363
"Depends, this town mostly caters to sailors so we don't stock much in the way of fancy stuff, but we can make a saddle to order. How fancy are we talking? Silver/Gold/other accents? Gems? Gold thread? Our craftsman is quite the autist,...."
"Depends, this town mostly caters to sailors so we don't stock much in the way of fancy stuff, but we can make a saddle to order. How fancy are we talking? Silver/Gold/other accents? Gems? Gold thread? Our craftsman is quite the autist,...."
>>6365
"Only the classiest saddle will do."
>produces some of the gold and jewels she pocketed when she thought the building was going to blow up
"Will this work?"
"Only the classiest saddle will do."
>produces some of the gold and jewels she pocketed when she thought the building was going to blow up
"Will this work?"
>>6364
Yea that true but me think "hey potions are for puny wizards, and then i think hey good man at wicket sells crossbow and grappling hook. Me trust your wares more than some potion. What is name my good man?"
Yea that true but me think "hey potions are for puny wizards, and then i think hey good man at wicket sells crossbow and grappling hook. Me trust your wares more than some potion. What is name my good man?"
>>6367
"The name's Terry, Terry Shaw, thanks for asking. So this crossbow, is it JUST for grappeling, or are ya gonna want to use it for shooting mofos also? We've got both, I just wanna make sure you're getting what you need."
"The name's Terry, Terry Shaw, thanks for asking. So this crossbow, is it JUST for grappeling, or are ya gonna want to use it for shooting mofos also? We've got both, I just wanna make sure you're getting what you need."
>>6368
No me just need climb with crossbow. Me have sword for mofos.Infernuis like you terry you seem like good guy, me give you one favor, what you need done?
No me just need climb with crossbow. Me have sword for mofos.Infernuis like you terry you seem like good guy, me give you one favor, what you need done?
I am going to that potion shop after I get confirmation on the saddle, fyi. From the show, it seems that Earth ponies have a natural affinity towards alchemy; not to mention that Tracy grew up around ziggers who were always cooking drugs and Voodoo potions and whatnot.
Try around the clearing by the edge of the forest; felt giddy just being there. There might be niggers in the trees though.
>>6369
"Good of you to ask! I don't need much really, I'm more concerned with my son Ben growing up in a stable environment where he has a bright future to look forward to. You lot keep up with what you're doing and we're square in my book.
>>6370
As you will
>>6371
>smacking him with a hat repeatedly
CTRL+S
"Good of you to ask! I don't need much really, I'm more concerned with my son Ben growing up in a stable environment where he has a bright future to look forward to. You lot keep up with what you're doing and we're square in my book.
>>6370
As you will
>>6371
>smacking him with a hat repeatedly
CTRL+S
Nu bread inbound
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