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Honey Roasted Mixed Nuts
Anonymous
uNPXe
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No.5695
5703
Get it?
Welcome to the next RPGame thread, continuing from where the previous thread - https://mlpol.net/vx/res/4910.html - left off.
The party now sits within a floating crystal (a double-terminated Chesterhedron, if anyone is bored) that was previously a pyramid buried in the ground.
A wealth of resources and opportunities are now available, and many players seem to have actionable goals and aspirations with regard to.
Infernius is currently in the forge, to speak with (or simply observe) Lenos doing what he does best. Tracy has gained a minimal proficiency with thrown kunai, Trump has grand aspirations to turn Port Barry into a thriving population center and focal point for a developing relig-nat-soc society centered around the most Holy and High concept of John Elway, Football, and (Elway willing) His Denver Broncos, with equal emphasis on Rockwell and his designs. Torcuil has much to ponder and develop, except he's distracted cuz THERE'S A FUKKIN' UNICORN!, and Thez is in MOST high spirits simply because not only has she re-acquired her lost record contract, but,... no that's pretty much it for her.
Welcome to the Game, for those unfamiliar and/or new. I'll caution against detractors for a variety of reasons I won't elucidate, just saying it will not go how you plan.
Please, ladies and gentlemen, fillies of all ages, let the games resume.
Thread theme: https://href.li/?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n-Dh3ftkRAs

614 replies and 59 files omitted.
5k9HX
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No.5902
5903 5905
[1d20 = 5]
>>5899
I jab at Soros while he is down
Anonymous
uNPXe
?
No.5903
5904 5906 5907
>>5902
He's still up
Infernius goes skittering to the side, not particularly damaged, just propelled.
"Hmmm. There is fight in these. But how fares these towns-people?"
"Oh fuck," Thez says, looking at all the onlookers.
Anonymous
oKgpQ
?
No.5904
>>5903
"OUT OF THE STREETS," Trump yells
uNPXe
?
No.5905
[1d20 = 9]
>>5902
P-ting! The tip bounces off the same field.
"Hilarious! Let ME try!"
5k9HX
?
No.5906
[1d20 = 7]
>>5903
oh, okay
>I jab at him standing up
WBWRG
?
No.5907
5910
[1d20 = 4]
>>5903
infenuis rolls to intimidate the towns folk to runaway
uNPXe
?
No.5908
5911 5913
[3d6 = 14]
George stabs Torcuil with his clawed finger.
"DO struggle a bit won't you?" He clenches his teeth sadistically.
oKgpQ
?
No.5909
5912 5914
[1d20 = 16]
"So I guess we're attacking the old man?"
With all his might and fury, Trumpaladin slashes at George with Vanderiem
Anonymous
uNPXe
?
No.5910
>>5907
You don't have to tell them twice, they're fukkin OUT (screaming and clutching their books, hoping beyond hope that this isn't their last day).
WBWRG
?
No.5911
[1d20 = 11]
>>5908
i scream hitler did nothing wrong then i charge at soros again (gore attempt 2)
Anonymous
uNPXe
?
No.5912
>>5909
To his incredible surprise, George Soros experiences pain. I mean, when Thez hit him it kinda hurt, I mean it DID do damage, but this HURTS.
"THE WRATH OF HEAVEN DO FALL UPON YE YA SHRIVELLED DEMON-TURD"
Anonymous
5k9HX
?
No.5913
5919
>>5908
SHEEEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTT
I guess I fall back stuned
MJZl7
?
No.5914
5916 5921 5924
[4d20 = 35]
>>5909
*takes cue to launch a triple-weilding assault, after kicking soccer ball*
Anonymous
uNPXe
?
No.5915
5917 5918
He is knocked back a few feet, and is struck by Infernius who doesn't gore him, but has him in a grapple. For an apparently old man, he has INCREDIBLE vitality.
Mrs. Sentry
MJZl7
?
No.5916
>>5914
Soccer balls have bad karma...
oKgpQ
?
No.5917
[1d20 = 6]
>>5915
>Incredible Vitality
Unfortunately for him, Trumpaladin has SUPER MALE VITALITY!!!
Trumpaladin slashes at George once again while chuckling, "You have to go back"
Mrs. Sentry
MJZl7
?
No.5918
5922
>>5915
slash a cross into his left asscheek and a swastika into his right
Anonymous
5k9HX
?
No.5919
5920 5922
>>5913
Don't unicorns have some type of healing ability in mythology?
If so I need it now
Mrs. Sentry
MJZl7
?
No.5920
>>5919
She's watching you squirm like the cunt she is.
uNPXe
?
No.5921
5925 5926 5939
[1d20 = 2]
>>5914
The soccer ball bounces off his head, disrupting his hair and visibly agitating him. He throws Infernius to the side.
"Such IMPUDENCE! Know ye not who you behold? Then BEHOLD AND TREMBLE!" He says, growiing in size, distorting in appearance, until he is about 40' tall, entirely demonic in appearance, and radiating evil, malice, corruption, and despair.
He lets out an incredible bestial/demonic ROOOOAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRR

uNPXe
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No.5922
5925
[2d20 = 5]
>>5919
Oh please, he just stabbed you, its not that bad.
>>5918
Dice for Tracy's attack
Anonymous
uNPXe
?
No.5923
K, since you didn't roll nor did you know he was going to go ultra-mega-zord, I'll consider that a miss.
MJZl7
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No.5924
5928 5930
[1d20 = 16]
>>5914
Rogues have precision and combat reflexes, right? Can't I make an extra attack in that turn?
*slashes at sinews*
Anonymous
5k9HX
?
No.5925
5929 5930
>>5921
I cast alter-self on trump, he grows to 64' tall and the beauty of the American people
>>5922
But where did he stab me?
oKgpQ
?
No.5926
5930
[1d20 = 3]
>>5921
"CITIZENS OF PORT BARRY! BRING OUT YOUR BALLISTAS, AND DEFEND YOUR NOBLE CITY!"
uNPXe
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No.5927
5929
[9d20 = 85]
"Since you lot seem so resistent to submit, I'll simply destroy this lovely city!" He screams.
"Get fucked you glorified raisin!" Thez says, teleporting in and launching a full-round attack-flurry.
MJZl7
?
No.5928
5933
[1d20 = 15]
>>5924
Continues to go for the same heel, with intent to cut through the tendon
oKgpQ
?
No.5929
5930
[1d20 = 5]
>>5925
Trumpaladin is Pleased by this development.
>>5927
"We will do much worse to you than waterboarding!"
Trumpaladin swings at Megasoros, hopefully now as MegaTrump
uNPXe
?
No.5930
5932
[45d8 = 207]
>>5924
THAT one lands.
>>5925
>alter self
>other person
Please revise your request
In the shoulder by the way.
>>5926
A few of the soldiers get your meaning and begin rushing to battle stations. They've never had to point the ballistae INWARD, but its worth a shot,....
>>5929
Whoa now, Torcuil made an error in judgement. I'll wait a moment to determine what happens next so it can be revised.
Meanwhile, Thez is still going apeshit at him.
uNPXe
?
No.5931
[1d20 = 10]
In response to Thez's vicious volley (holy shit, she wasn't this strong last time) he is taken aback, and launches 4 large meteoric spheres at her.
Anonymous
5k9HX
?
No.5932
5936
>>5930
Fine,
I cast
Alter-other
done
shoulder aint bad
MJZl7
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No.5933
5935 5936
[1d20 = 1]
>>5928
*slashing intensifies*
Can I get a crippling blow to incapacitate this leg?
uNPXe
?
No.5934
5935
[24d6 = 81]
... Which land, (she's in midair btw) obscuring her in an inferno of smoke and fire.
Mrs. Sentry
MJZl7
?
No.5935
>>5933
Fuck me!
>>5934
Not as bad as that one though, kek
uNPXe
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No.5936
5938
[1d100 = 42]
>>5933
o_o
>>5932
NOW Trump grows to
Anonymous
uNPXe
?
No.5937
5939
... 42' High. Not full Soros height, but able to challenge.
Trump, you were saying?
"Oh lets GET him!" Vandereim seems to be drooling.
oKgpQ
?
No.5938
>>5936
Trumpaladin's size is almost as big as his ego. He tries to think of something memey to say, but instead just slashes with Vanderiem


()
Anonymous
5k9HX
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No.5939
5941
>>5921
40'
>>5937
42'
>Not same height
Explain mutherfucker
MJZl7
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No.5940
5941
[1d20 = 20]
*continues to eat into this leg, triple wielding*
Have I cut through his sinew yet?
uNPXe
?
No.5941
5944
[9d6 = 30]
>>5939
Whoops, I thought I made him bigger. Okay, Trump is larger, sue me.
>>5940
Oh yeah you do. As Trump approaches, George buckles on the side that Tracy is going to town at.
Anonymous
uNPXe
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No.5942
To his (and Thez') immense surprise, George is actually seriously wounded at this point. What the fuck? he thinks to himself. These are MORTALS!
MJZl7
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No.5943
5949
[1d20 = 20]
>Achilles style K.O.
*duck out of the way before he falls* but not before pickpocketing one of his monster sized shekels
oKgpQ
?
No.5944
[1d20 = 15]
>>5941
Trump lifts Vanderiem over his head and casts him down upon the nnow stumbling mecha-soros
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BeZC67Qr-68
oKgpQ
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No.5946
5947 5948 5950
[1d20 = 20]
>>5945
Way ahead of you, Trump hacks and hacks
uNPXe
?
No.5947
[1d100 = 34]
>>5946
Uhhhh,...
Anonymous
oKgpQ
?
No.5948
>>5946
>that dice role
As beautiful as a map of Pennsylvania in the 2016 elections
MJZl7
?
No.5949
[1d20 = 18]
>>5943
>giant shekel acquired
*carve a swastika into his asscheek*
Anonymous
uNPXe
?
No.5950
5951 5952 5962
>>5946
With the righteous might of Football, the combined will and hopes of Port Barry, his own resolve, and a ridiculous bastard (sword) designed SPECIFICALLY for this type of scenario, Trump cuts George's arm off at the shoulder (including part of his pectoral area).
uNPXe
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No.5951
5953 5954
[1d20 = 12]
>>5950
WAY more greviously wounded than he EVER expected, George does not even have the vitality to speak Blasphemy. He immediately teleports away to a distance of 300' above ground. He also reverts to man-form.
Anonymous
oKgpQ
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No.5952
>>5950
"You have received but a small taste of what we can deliver" Trumpaladin says to Sorosaur, who hopefully is in the process of bleeding to death