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Honey Roasted Mixed Nuts
Anonymous
uNPXe
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No.5695
5703
Get it?
Welcome to the next RPGame thread, continuing from where the previous thread - https://mlpol.net/vx/res/4910.html - left off.
The party now sits within a floating crystal (a double-terminated Chesterhedron, if anyone is bored) that was previously a pyramid buried in the ground.
A wealth of resources and opportunities are now available, and many players seem to have actionable goals and aspirations with regard to.
Infernius is currently in the forge, to speak with (or simply observe) Lenos doing what he does best. Tracy has gained a minimal proficiency with thrown kunai, Trump has grand aspirations to turn Port Barry into a thriving population center and focal point for a developing relig-nat-soc society centered around the most Holy and High concept of John Elway, Football, and (Elway willing) His Denver Broncos, with equal emphasis on Rockwell and his designs. Torcuil has much to ponder and develop, except he's distracted cuz THERE'S A FUKKIN' UNICORN!, and Thez is in MOST high spirits simply because not only has she re-acquired her lost record contract, but,... no that's pretty much it for her.
Welcome to the Game, for those unfamiliar and/or new. I'll caution against detractors for a variety of reasons I won't elucidate, just saying it will not go how you plan.
Please, ladies and gentlemen, fillies of all ages, let the games resume.
Thread theme: https://href.li/?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n-Dh3ftkRAs

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MJZl7
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No.5953
[1d20 = 19]
>>5951
*dangle stolen shekel in a cocky manner, sticking out tongue*
oKgpQ
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No.5954
5958
[1d20 = 12]
>>5951
"Fire you Ballistas at him!"
Anonymous
uNPXe
?
No.5955
5956 5957 5959
He casts a contemptuous glare at the whole party, particularly Trump, who is unlike any paladin he's ever faced (and he's faced LOTS).
"THIS ISN'T OVER!!!"
And with that he vanishes.
oKgpQ
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No.5956
>>5955
"Your reign of tyranny is over," Trump says not really to Soros so much as to the citizens of Port Barry, who are looking out of their homes
\r
Anonymous
5k9HX
?
No.5957
>>5955
OH SHIT
WE DID IT
Anonymous
uNPXe
?
No.5958
>>5954
The soldiers, finally making their way to the ballistae, fire comically into the air below where George was stationed. They REALLY need to modify those for elevation.
Mrs. Sentry
MJZl7
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No.5959
5961
>>5955
Did he notice I took his shekels?
Anonymous
uNPXe
?
No.5960
5965
For a moment, silence descends upon Port Barry. The city-folk, unaccustomed to such,... excitement, are initially fearful to emerge from their homes.
Thez, limping a bit over to Trump, whispers "This is your chance."
Anonymous
uNPXe
?
No.5961
5963
>>5959
He's a jew, he wouldn't CARRY shekels,....
WBWRG
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No.5962
[1d20 = 12]
>>5950
infernuis impressed, good job trump.
Mrs. Sentry
MJZl7
?
No.5963
5964
>>5961
Then what did I get via pickpocket? I rolled a 20
Anonymous
uNPXe
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No.5964
5966 5967 5968
>>5963
A magnificent assortment of pocket lint. Also a dry-cleaning stub.
Anonymous
oKgpQ
?
No.5965
5969
>>5960
"WE HAVE DEFEATED THIS PRETENDER!" Trump yells, arms raised out, and rock music starting to play
"We'll win so much, you'll get tired of winning. Believe me."
Anonymous
oKgpQ
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No.5966
5969
>>5964
Check the dry cleaning stub
Anonymous
oKgpQ
?
No.5967
>>5964
Trumpaladin wears formal business suits under his armor
Mrs. Sentry
MJZl7
?
No.5968
5970
>>5964
Fucking jews, not accommodating my thief quirks...
Anonymous
uNPXe
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No.5969
5974 5979
>>5965
The city folk begin to slowly emerge, fearful that something else will come raining down on their heads.
"I think they need a little more than that," Thez whispers (you can cinematic if if you like).
>>5966
Its a dry-cleaning stub. What do you expect to find?
Anonymous
uNPXe
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No.5970
>>5968
Oh, you just tried to steal from a jew. They've thought of that. They won't ALL be jews.
Mrs. Sentry
MJZl7
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No.5971
5975
*loot severed arm for fabric* (Soros wears only the best silk suits)
Anonymous
uNPXe
?
No.5972
Shall I cinematic it?
Anonymous
5k9HX
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No.5973
5976 5981
So about that cut in my arm with the jew germs
Anonymous
oKgpQ
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No.5974
5977 5978
>>5969
"TODAY BEGINS A NEW ERA. YOU WILL NO LONGER SUBMIT OR COWER BEFORE FORIEGN POWERS, BUT STAND PROUDLY, AND ASSUME THE PLACE YOU DESERVE AMONG THE GREAT CITIES OF THIS PLANET."
Anonymous
uNPXe
?
No.5975
>>5971
Now THAT is a good idea.
Anonymous
WBWRG
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No.5976
5977
>>5973
>enjoy being a were-jew
Anonymous
5k9HX
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No.5977
5980
>>5976
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>5974
Well said
Anonymous
uNPXe
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No.5978
5984 5985 6007
>>5974
Slowly, beginning from the walls and towers, increasing amongst the citizenry, until the entire town is swept up in its wake, begins a chant of "Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump, TRUMP, TRUMP, TRUMP, TRUMP, TRUMP, TRUMP, TRUMP,..." and so it crescendos into a wave of celebration and revelry easily topping the previous rally's. You did not plan this, but it could not have worked more in your favor. Port Barry is now devoted to Trump, to Elway, to Rockwell, and whomever the shiny and awesome ones (not Thez, "HEY!" shush) should indicate.
Mrs. Sentry
MJZl7
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No.5979
5982
>>5969
It's gotta be something remotely useful, I rolled a 20 robbing an incapacitated target
Anonymous
uNPXe
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No.5980
>>5977
Also, you die from jewness. I'm kidding, he didn't attempt to poison you, he didn't consider you a threat. If he did, he'd have slashed you with claws. That was one of those 'bitch plz' moves, where he stops you with a finger.
Mrs. Sentry
MJZl7
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No.5981
>>5973
>has already bottled Jew blood
Anonymous
uNPXe
?
No.5982
5983
>>5979
That doesn't mean the target has anything of use ON them. Try pickpocketing a homeless man
Mrs. Sentry
MJZl7
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No.5983
5986
>>5982
Okay....
Anonymous
5k9HX
?
No.5984
>>5978
>Pat trump on the back
You deserve this
Anonymous
WBWRG
?
No.5985
>>5978
infenuis put trump on his sholders
Anonymous
uNPXe
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No.5986
5987
>>5983
It was a nice roll, I accede, but you have access to sufficient resources that you could craft/build far more exciting things than you might find from pickpocketing. Thing BIGGER ^_~
Mrs. Sentry
MJZl7
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No.5987
5988 5989
>>5986
I've kind of been avoiding that, because it's hard to imagine her making good stuff with hooves
Anonymous
uNPXe
?
No.5988
>>5987
Friendship is Magic. Xp
Mrs. Sentry
MJZl7
?
No.5989
>>5987
I'll just keep crafting 6 gorillion knives to increase my skill
Anonymous
uNPXe
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No.5990
5991 5995
Alright! Since the fight is over, bantz and cinematics and all sorts of shenanigens are open season. Questions? Comments? Elucidations?
Mrs. Sentry
MJZl7
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No.5991
5994
>>5990
What can I gain from these events?
Anonymous
uNPXe
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No.5992
5993 5998
Also, you all gained a level on that one. I don't even have to look at the numbers to know that. The benefit of being underestimated is being underestimated. Still, you won (and more soundly than I thought possible)
Anonymous
5k9HX
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No.5993
5996 5997
>>5992
So...
Who and what is where now?
Anonymous
uNPXe
?
No.5994
>>5991
Respect, admiration, approval, (not just from the city folk, Lenos is quite impressed, and he's second to 1 guy as far as crafting magicz)
Anonymous
WBWRG
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No.5995
5999
>>5990
i liked that we cut off soros's arm.
Anonymous
WBWRG
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No.5996
5998
>>5993
trumps on my shoulders.
Anonymous
uNPXe
?
No.5997
6002
>>5993
Good question. Trump stops being super-giant (its a duration spell) and rejoins the crowd (I didn't realize that a giant-Trump would help rally the people, cuz I'm an idiot).
The city is won (hearts and minds, they feel that these peeps will protect, serve, and enable them to make themselves great, which will make their city great, which will make the world great (they don't k now 'again' cuz that was generations ago).
Mrs. Sentry
MJZl7
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No.5998
6004
>>5992
Level 14?
>can now see invisible/hidden enemies
>>5994'
*recoils at prospect of normies knowing her name*
>>5996
"HHHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!"
Anonymous
uNPXe
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No.5999
6003
>>5995
Nice pali. I didn't plan it, the dice spoke
Mrs. Sentry
MJZl7
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No.6000
6001 6003
>rape
Anonymous
uNPXe
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No.6001
>>6000
Who's the gets-thief NAO?
Anonymous
5k9HX
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No.6002
6006
>>5997
Where's troll-estia before she trolls us to hell