Its that RP thread again! Spectators can shitpost, new players can try it out with little/no investment, and established players need no explanation.
We return as most of the party is either in Sparintenar preparing for a swank banquet - a custom among the Spartans - or speeding towards; except Thez. ;_;
Our newest player Stix is exploring the surrounding forest area, as is his proclivity as a ranger.
Tracy, speeds toward Sparintenar at full speed for some reason unknown to GM at time of OP.
Thez is at the Sticky Wickett, having brought Bones along to have a mostly one-sided conversation, accented occasionally by >doot
Game is temporally not set to fire off at a particular point, but last thread passed 2nd bump so,....
/vx/ - Videogames and Paranormal
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Tracy lets out a bored sigh, secretly hoping shit will break loose so she can stab shit.
Alright. So when I last had consciousness over the game, Baz had entered the scene. Its actually good that I did fade out, cuz I would have otherwise totally botched the scene. I'm going to resume play with his entrance, as it will specify and designate that Infernius does/did not have sufficient position/opportunity to "bite the squirrel", outside of deliberately maneuvering toward if that is his desire.
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>>55715
Trumpaladin stands, claps, and above all, grins
Okay, he only stands or claps if other people are doing it (at least standing I think is traditional in western cultures) but he grins regardless
Trumpaladin stands, claps, and above all, grins
Okay, he only stands or claps if other people are doing it (at least standing I think is traditional in western cultures) but he grins regardless
>>55722
Now why didn't I ask this before? Before baz enters (because he probably needs to keep his eyes on Baz. or is that disreapectful? Never can tell with foriegn cultures) Trumpaladin takes a moment to note which minister are in the room (defense, entertainment and so forth) seeing as he has met many of them and he wants to figure out what kind of banquet Sparintenar thought this was, and who they thought needed to be there or could be spared for it
Now why didn't I ask this before? Before baz enters (because he probably needs to keep his eyes on Baz. or is that disreapectful? Never can tell with foriegn cultures) Trumpaladin takes a moment to note which minister are in the room (defense, entertainment and so forth) seeing as he has met many of them and he wants to figure out what kind of banquet Sparintenar thought this was, and who they thought needed to be there or could be spared for it
>>55724
Its a full reception banquet, similar to the previous one. Being militaristic, there is a certain public ceremony to their foreign relations.
Its a full reception banquet, similar to the previous one. Being militaristic, there is a certain public ceremony to their foreign relations.
What I mean by that is that there is a good 300 people in attendance, mostly in group formations by table areas. There is a raised podium area - only slightly raised - where are seated the various ministers and Baz himself, but Baz hasn't taken his seat yet.
>>55727
Likewise on the raised table area. He in particular is looking to the party with visible anxiety, presumably because Taylor Swift did not make her arranged performance and has not been heard from. Court City was furious she did not appear for their celebration.
Likewise on the raised table area. He in particular is looking to the party with visible anxiety, presumably because Taylor Swift did not make her arranged performance and has not been heard from. Court City was furious she did not appear for their celebration.
>>55732
Well, Trumpaladin tries to approach the people of importance, saying he has an urgent message for Renquist and for Baz that is best told personally
Well, Trumpaladin tries to approach the people of importance, saying he has an urgent message for Renquist and for Baz that is best told personally
>>55733
We'll get started in a minute, I'm holding out to see if Infernius shows up, since he wanted to bite Baz
We'll get started in a minute, I'm holding out to see if Infernius shows up, since he wanted to bite Baz
>>55734
Its sorta close I guess, as the party would be displayed prominantly and presently front and center.
Its sorta close I guess, as the party would be displayed prominantly and presently front and center.
>>55743
You just showed up! Let me dramatize for a moment! e\\_/e
>ahem
Baz enters the chamber to the sort of reception would expect of a military group who totally loves and appreciates its leader He pauses at the entrance and visibly sighs. Holding up a tiny squirrel paw, he waves the group to silence. He slowly walks up to the party, flanked and followed by senior officers.
You just showed up! Let me dramatize for a moment! e\\_/e
>ahem
Baz enters the chamber to the sort of reception would expect of a military group who totally loves and appreciates its leader He pauses at the entrance and visibly sighs. Holding up a tiny squirrel paw, he waves the group to silence. He slowly walks up to the party, flanked and followed by senior officers.
>>55743
So he's the one guy standing up in the room to approach the VIP while everyone else is sitting?
So he's the one guy standing up in the room to approach the VIP while everyone else is sitting?
>>55748
*cries tear, and gives a restrained salute to both Infernius and Baz*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fKhTk0IynHM
*cries tear, and gives a restrained salute to both Infernius and Baz*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fKhTk0IynHM
>>55750
Sensing the significance of the moment, the whole room slowly, gradually, all stand and give the salute. No one says anything, no one makes an outward statement or indication, but everyone notices that one of the spartans has not returned, and those who have are deferring to Trump and co, as having determinate facts and details.
"Gentleman, and feisty lady (he says of/to Tracy). Let us dispense with pleasantries for a moment. Where is our man?"
Sensing the significance of the moment, the whole room slowly, gradually, all stand and give the salute. No one says anything, no one makes an outward statement or indication, but everyone notices that one of the spartans has not returned, and those who have are deferring to Trump and co, as having determinate facts and details.
"Gentleman, and feisty lady (he says of/to Tracy). Let us dispense with pleasantries for a moment. Where is our man?"
*gentlemen
"For him to be absent, and for there to be such a reception to inquiry can only suggest one thing. A Spartan does not just 'not show up'. His comrades do not say 'Ask the commanding officer' arbitrarily," he continues.
*eats bread*
>>55752
>>55755
Trumpaladin stands
"Mr. Baz, I am sorry to report to you that a few days ago, Port Barry was attacked by a massive horde of Undead. This was evidently in retaliation for damage caused in an infiltration of the Court city when a member of our party was kidnapped and we sought to retrieve them. The Undead attacked in masses with zombies and giants lead by three lichs. However, a group of devourers entered through the Ethereal plane through a weak point in the center of the city
Your spartans showed precisely the initiative, courage, and aptitude in battle that IK would expect of a Spartan. They took up arms against the court city oppressors. And they held the line. They along with our Generals, Ghestapo, and Fight club slew many devourers and kept the city safe. But this came at a price. Several men of every faction did not merely perish, but gave mind, body and soul to in the fight, most especially Fight Club, but including Spartans. They are.... No more. But please do be assured, they demonstrated all excellence in fighting the undead and protecting the citizenry. For no man can ever truly die so long as his comrades live on to commemorate their deeds.
The Lichs and undead were repelled from the city with the help of your Spartans"
Trumpaladin looks down mournfully at appropriate moments
>>55755
Trumpaladin stands
"Mr. Baz, I am sorry to report to you that a few days ago, Port Barry was attacked by a massive horde of Undead. This was evidently in retaliation for damage caused in an infiltration of the Court city when a member of our party was kidnapped and we sought to retrieve them. The Undead attacked in masses with zombies and giants lead by three lichs. However, a group of devourers entered through the Ethereal plane through a weak point in the center of the city
Your spartans showed precisely the initiative, courage, and aptitude in battle that IK would expect of a Spartan. They took up arms against the court city oppressors. And they held the line. They along with our Generals, Ghestapo, and Fight club slew many devourers and kept the city safe. But this came at a price. Several men of every faction did not merely perish, but gave mind, body and soul to in the fight, most especially Fight Club, but including Spartans. They are.... No more. But please do be assured, they demonstrated all excellence in fighting the undead and protecting the citizenry. For no man can ever truly die so long as his comrades live on to commemorate their deeds.
The Lichs and undead were repelled from the city with the help of your Spartans"
Trumpaladin looks down mournfully at appropriate moments
>>55761
"I had expected no less. A Spartan only 'doesn't come home' when doing so would amount to cowardice, inaction, and a lack of honor. I am pleased to hear that these men of mine, of ours, paid a noble sacrifice on behalf of innocents and in the face of terrible forces. I am grateful even. "To bear that which you do not believe you can bear, to spare others that same fate. To hone your mind, body, and spirit, so that they may be expended on behalf of our good people. That is what it means to be a Spartan." he says solemnly, which is responded to by a single, coordinated, and deafeningly-percussive "Huuuuah!" by the entirety of the surrounding room.
"There. Now that that's settled, let us enjoy ourselves a bit. I welcome any news, information, and ideas you may have."
"I had expected no less. A Spartan only 'doesn't come home' when doing so would amount to cowardice, inaction, and a lack of honor. I am pleased to hear that these men of mine, of ours, paid a noble sacrifice on behalf of innocents and in the face of terrible forces. I am grateful even. "To bear that which you do not believe you can bear, to spare others that same fate. To hone your mind, body, and spirit, so that they may be expended on behalf of our good people. That is what it means to be a Spartan." he says solemnly, which is responded to by a single, coordinated, and deafeningly-percussive "Huuuuah!" by the entirety of the surrounding room.
"There. Now that that's settled, let us enjoy ourselves a bit. I welcome any news, information, and ideas you may have."
>>55769
He's right there, its not 'approach' at this point.
Baz waves to some of his senior detail, who dispense with orderly directing the assembled soldiery to gather foods and noms. He remains motionless and beckons Trump to continue.
He's right there, its not 'approach' at this point.
Baz waves to some of his senior detail, who dispense with orderly directing the assembled soldiery to gather foods and noms. He remains motionless and beckons Trump to continue.
[1d20+20 = 26]
>>55771
I go talk to some of his honor guards about lich kikes and the jewish question.
>>55771
I go talk to some of his honor guards about lich kikes and the jewish question.
>>55771
Trumpaladin says this more silently, because he wants only Baz and maybe esential personnel near him to hear
"When the court city sent out an octohedron we penetrated it and withdrew. They destroyed it. But when it exploded.... we heard a laugh. An unmistakable, maniacal laugh. Kefka is back. I guess they have True Resurrection just as surely as we do"
Trumpaladin says this more silently, because he wants only Baz and maybe esential personnel near him to hear
"When the court city sent out an octohedron we penetrated it and withdrew. They destroyed it. But when it exploded.... we heard a laugh. An unmistakable, maniacal laugh. Kefka is back. I guess they have True Resurrection just as surely as we do"
>>55772
You're not going to talk to him? Sorry, I neglected to mention he doesn't know the work "Jews", but I'm sure there are some defining characteristics he might appreciate and have experienced, given that (((rats))) are purveysive and Sparintenar doesn't toerate shenanigens.
You're not going to talk to him? Sorry, I neglected to mention he doesn't know the work "Jews", but I'm sure there are some defining characteristics he might appreciate and have experienced, given that (((rats))) are purveysive and Sparintenar doesn't toerate shenanigens.
>>55773
"INDEED!"
The entire scene is pierced by Kefka's unmistakeable cackle.
https://youtu.be/koSnyw209gg
"INDEED!"
The entire scene is pierced by Kefka's unmistakeable cackle.
https://youtu.be/koSnyw209gg
>>55773
"If Kefka was an ebin spellcaster, then he could have just used Eidolon to duplicate himself.
We could face two or even three Kefkas next time."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gamV209yG48
"If Kefka was an ebin spellcaster, then he could have just used Eidolon to duplicate himself.
We could face two or even three Kefkas next time."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gamV209yG48
>>55778
Not exclusively, and he wouldn't object if he interjected, especially since he hasn't met Infernius (or Torcuil).
Not exclusively, and he wouldn't object if he interjected, especially since he hasn't met Infernius (or Torcuil).
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>>55780
"Commander squirrel, me am Infernuis Sheriff of port barry. And me know the true force behind all evil of this world"
"Commander squirrel, me am Infernuis Sheriff of port barry. And me know the true force behind all evil of this world"
>>55783
Everyone listening stops, including Kefka, who has materialized in a reclining position in midair above the party, with a puzzled expression on his face.
Everyone listening stops, including Kefka, who has materialized in a reclining position in midair above the party, with a puzzled expression on his face.
>>55782
How does he know what True Resurrection is?
>'I read it in a library book: The Ebin Handbook.'
How does he know what True Resurrection is?
>'I read it in a library book: The Ebin Handbook.'
>*is hiding*
>>55787
By that description, you're using Miracle to duplicate a spell. Please choose the spell in question.
By that description, you're using Miracle to duplicate a spell. Please choose the spell in question.
>>55789
Also, as far as 9th-level Cleric spells go, Implosion is a better shot if you're just looking to kill something.
Also, as far as 9th-level Cleric spells go, Implosion is a better shot if you're just looking to kill something.
[1d20+35 = 51]
>>55791
Trumpaldin tries to convince Kefka that through the party's normal behavior (and Sparintenar's), he is furthering Kefka's philosophy of finding meaning through destruction
>>55791
Trumpaldin tries to convince Kefka that through the party's normal behavior (and Sparintenar's), he is furthering Kefka's philosophy of finding meaning through destruction
"You see Mr. Kefka? He's your splitting image. Maybe a bit less... able, but he understands"
>>55798
Not even close. Kefka erupts in laughter at the attempt. "Oh please, I was most intrigued by what you were saying."
Not even close. Kefka erupts in laughter at the attempt. "Oh please, I was most intrigued by what you were saying."
>>55803
He'd be jelly if he knew there were people in his court that were more ebil than him.
His reputation is at stake.
He'd be jelly if he knew there were people in his court that were more ebil than him.
His reputation is at stake.
>>55803
"Oh why so dour? I heard there was a feast of sorts," he looks to Baz. "You don't mind if I crash do you? I don't even require a seat!" he says, sitting in midair, but rotating along an axis that maintains facing everyone.
"Oh why so dour? I heard there was a feast of sorts," he looks to Baz. "You don't mind if I crash do you? I don't even require a seat!" he says, sitting in midair, but rotating along an axis that maintains facing everyone.
>>55806
"I heard there was a celebration recently"
Trumpaladin is shaking , but he picks up a piece of bread and eats it
"I heard there was a celebration recently"
Trumpaladin is shaking , but he picks up a piece of bread and eats it
[1d20+21 = 34]
Rolling to Move Silently.
Rolling to Move Silently.
"Well i expect some of these (((people))) have infiltrated your court."
>>55810
"So why are so many of your rivals for power in the Court City undead? Is that the whole regime?"
"So why are so many of your rivals for power in the Court City undead? Is that the whole regime?"
>>55815
"Well everyone else DIES! No one is powerful enough! No one knows the order of chaos like the undead," he laughs.
"Well everyone else DIES! No one is powerful enough! No one knows the order of chaos like the undead," he laughs.
>>55814
(((They))) sifen off your gold and send it to their land. And not just the court city but presumably spartania as well.
(((They))) sifen off your gold and send it to their land. And not just the court city but presumably spartania as well.
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>>55823
"So you don't even know who these people flying around in expensive luxury airships pillaging your lands are? I though you liked to exact tribute?"
"So you don't even know who these people flying around in expensive luxury airships pillaging your lands are? I though you liked to exact tribute?"
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>>55829
Kefka is pretty whitepilled.
He might have the power to take over or destroy most things, but he wouldn't take more than he could without having to stress over trying to actually rule, because that'd just be a bother.
Kefka is pretty whitepilled.
He might have the power to take over or destroy most things, but he wouldn't take more than he could without having to stress over trying to actually rule, because that'd just be a bother.
>>55835
"Look me gonna be straight forward kefka, me respect you will to action me feel like we could be friends or at least allies.but why you so evil?
What if me told you they're agents in your court working for they're own goals?
"Look me gonna be straight forward kefka, me respect you will to action me feel like we could be friends or at least allies.but why you so evil?
What if me told you they're agents in your court working for they're own goals?
*continues towards the mountains*
"I wonder if Stix got eaten yet..." she ponders to herself.
"I wonder if Stix got eaten yet..." she ponders to herself.
>>55840
Trumpaladin extends the bread basket to Kefka
"But when you leave the room, they scheme against you, don't they?"
Trumpaladin extends the bread basket to Kefka
"But when you leave the room, they scheme against you, don't they?"
>>55840
"You are fool you cosplaying faggot! you know nothing of the sneakiness of these usury of these filthy parasitic kikes!"
"You are fool you cosplaying faggot! you know nothing of the sneakiness of these usury of these filthy parasitic kikes!"
>>55843
"I know the feeling. I know what it's like for your allies to abandon you right at the time you need them the most"
Trumpaladin looks around
"Where the hell is Tracy? Did she seriously just leave us for dead?! Anyways, i know what it is like to be schemed against, and betrayed. They are friendly, even helpful for so long. They wait for a moment when you are weak. Only when you are experiencing your worst do they strike. They kick you when you are down. I know the anxiety"
"I know the feeling. I know what it's like for your allies to abandon you right at the time you need them the most"
Trumpaladin looks around
"Where the hell is Tracy? Did she seriously just leave us for dead?! Anyways, i know what it is like to be schemed against, and betrayed. They are friendly, even helpful for so long. They wait for a moment when you are weak. Only when you are experiencing your worst do they strike. They kick you when you are down. I know the anxiety"
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I wonder what kind of uber-spells Kefka prefers.
He sounds like the type to enjoy big, flashy evocations, like Hellball or Animus Blizzard.
He sounds like the type to enjoy big, flashy evocations, like Hellball or Animus Blizzard.
>>55846
Kefka yawns obvious. "Bo-ring, I had ho"I ped there would me more excitement. Perhaps cake. Alas. Too-da-loo!" and with that, his form spins amongst its self inwardly, and then vanishes.
Kefka yawns obvious. "Bo-ring, I had ho"I ped there would me more excitement. Perhaps cake. Alas. Too-da-loo!" and with that, his form spins amongst its self inwardly, and then vanishes.
*hoped there
Idk what happened
Idk what happened
>>55852
Inwardly, only to himself, Trumpaladin says "CRITICAL HIT." He looks over for Baz and for Infernius
Inwardly, only to himself, Trumpaladin says "CRITICAL HIT." He looks over for Baz and for Infernius
>>55862
"He's only weak when compared to the foes he faces. That most dangerous foe of all. The one that will more surely bring ruin to you and your nation than any foreigner. The enemy within"
"He's only weak when compared to the foes he faces. That most dangerous foe of all. The one that will more surely bring ruin to you and your nation than any foreigner. The enemy within"
>>55861
Kefka's too nihilistic and crazy to be afraid of anything. He's one of those "we all die someday" kind of faggots.
Kefka's too nihilistic and crazy to be afraid of anything. He's one of those "we all die someday" kind of faggots.
>>55864
My character assumes that Kefka is motivated in the way he would be motivated were he in Kefka's position? Is that the right way to look at it? probably not. But it's a reasonable enough explaination for why Kefka was so fascinated by the story of jews and why he didn't kill them or why he left at that point in the conversation. So basically that's my character's interpretation and I'm sticking to it until the facts change
My character assumes that Kefka is motivated in the way he would be motivated were he in Kefka's position? Is that the right way to look at it? probably not. But it's a reasonable enough explaination for why Kefka was so fascinated by the story of jews and why he didn't kill them or why he left at that point in the conversation. So basically that's my character's interpretation and I'm sticking to it until the facts change
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>>55868
Exactly. He's the purest form of CE. No regard for anything; destroys entire worlds on whim alone.
Exactly. He's the purest form of CE. No regard for anything; destroys entire worlds on whim alone.
>>55871
"He's concerned. There is no way he gets along with every one he s associated with. And he must have many enemies of he can't even tell us who the air pirates are. I think he let us live because he needs us. he needs us to save him from his enemies, and his friends"
"He's concerned. There is no way he gets along with every one he s associated with. And he must have many enemies of he can't even tell us who the air pirates are. I think he let us live because he needs us. he needs us to save him from his enemies, and his friends"
>>55870
>pic
>I will make a monument to non-existence
>tfw you realize that either your monument is made of existing things and must be destroyed or doesn’t exist and can’t be a monument
>pic
>I will make a monument to non-existence
>tfw you realize that either your monument is made of existing things and must be destroyed or doesn’t exist and can’t be a monument
>>55872
Democucks are cowards. They may be using their association for power, but they wouldn't defy him.
Even if they did, it'd just be an excuse to destroy everything.
Democucks are cowards. They may be using their association for power, but they wouldn't defy him.
Even if they did, it'd just be an excuse to destroy everything.
>>55870
If any of that were in character, Trumpaladin would respond. "Pfft! then why would he claim the title of emperor if he did not want to rule? Why would he take tribute if he only wanted to destroy?" But Trumpaladin can't respond, because none of that is in character. So stop metagaming and let Infernius and I discuss a character
>>55874
The traitor waits for a moment you are weak to strike
If any of that were in character, Trumpaladin would respond. "Pfft! then why would he claim the title of emperor if he did not want to rule? Why would he take tribute if he only wanted to destroy?" But Trumpaladin can't respond, because none of that is in character. So stop metagaming and let Infernius and I discuss a character
>>55874
The traitor waits for a moment you are weak to strike
>>55875
Then you would have to destroy the stuff around it to truly destroy everything as stated, thus making it ever expanding until the monument is all encompassing and thus not a set apart place of memorial, but simply the norm.
Then you would have to destroy the stuff around it to truly destroy everything as stated, thus making it ever expanding until the monument is all encompassing and thus not a set apart place of memorial, but simply the norm.
>>55872
"That sound like reasonable theory, but me think we need to put pressure on him to make him crack so we can see the kikes in the court."
"That sound like reasonable theory, but me think we need to put pressure on him to make him crack so we can see the kikes in the court."
Tracy looks for the cows.
>>55893
"Why do you think he appeared to us just now? Surely to scare us, but there must be more to it than that"
"Why do you think he appeared to us just now? Surely to scare us, but there must be more to it than that"
>>55900
"He just flat out told us he isn't the only strong guy here. But we know now he doesn't rule the planet"
"He just flat out told us he isn't the only strong guy here. But we know now he doesn't rule the planet"
>>55908
I can kill a merchant whenever I want, faggot.
If you can't tolerate that, that's your problem.
*kills 72 merchants*
I can kill a merchant whenever I want, faggot.
If you can't tolerate that, that's your problem.
*kills 72 merchants*
>>55911
The problem is you thinking you can delet comments, that don't break any rules, at your own discretion, faggot.
It's a fantasy game: I can do whatever I want, and I won't be restricted by your feelings.
The problem is you thinking you can delet comments, that don't break any rules, at your own discretion, faggot.
It's a fantasy game: I can do whatever I want, and I won't be restricted by your feelings.
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